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- Опубліковано 26 січ 2022
- Today we react to the Cryptoland presentation video...
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They had to go with Cryptoland because ''The Virgin Islands'' were already taken.
@Nimki rafa 8 what
@Nimki rafa 8 Begone *Bot*
bots rlly just said this is my reply section
You had me for a moment, Justin Y
Lmfao
convinced that all NFT people are soulbound to taking Ls whenever possible
You’re a close minded sheep
@@danm2556 if that means that i’m not an NFT bro then i will take that title with honour lmao
@@danm2556 Perfect phrase to describe a NFT bro.
“people”
Oh
6:59 "That coin is a sex offender"
*Well... the age of consent in Cryptoland is "mental maturity" after all. Where else would he go?*
Sick but have you seen our new line of #NFTs? N0w that is sicker than anything you'll ever see 🤙💸
@@JUSTICEFORARSONNNNN nfts are for virgins
@@amtrakfan9125 No Female Touche
@@JUSTICEFORARSONNNNN have you ever touched a biological female
@@JUSTICEFORARSONNNNN you must hate yourself
Knowing that the video got taken down cause the Crazy fucking Frog DMCA'd them is the best information I currently have stored in my memory.
Crazy Frog is the hero we needed but never deserved.
Crazy Frog has redeemed himself 😆
Sick but have you seen our new line of #NFTs? N0w that is sicker than anything you'll ever see 🤙💸
@@JUSTICEFORARSONNNNN I sure do love blowing all my money on poorly drawn Fury art that I don't even own the rights to.
@@JUSTICEFORARSONNNNN im getting my camera out right now so I can screenshot each and every one of those pieces of most likely stolen art.
The irony of a physical coin being the mascot for a cryptoland.
@today was a good day trash
Great a justin y knockoff tryhard
@@SunshineRainbowWhitePony Tryhard? His two comments have been legit witty and funny, which is more than I can say for some Justin Y comments
@@snqoqo keep your opinions to yourself.
They named the coin Connie too. Definitely doesn’t sound like ‘con artist’ at all. So much self awareness there.
i feel bad for that coin man he got roped into this bs and got drugged to the point that he doesn't question himself and his life.
I hope he sees a therapist and gets help🙏🙏😔😔
Wai wha
sad
Bruh this comment is literally being attacked by bot accounts with links
@@Nothing06940 how does youtube allow this
I'm convinced that the guy that said the animation was good has his entire family being held hostage by cryptoland.
Go away bots
Sick but have you seen our new line of #NFTs? N0w that is sicker than anything you'll ever see 🤙💸
@@JUSTICEFORARSONNNNN screenshots
Yeah, I'm buying an ugly monkey for millions of dollars.
„The quality of this 3d animation“ he said… 4 seconds into the animation and the color and pattern of the main characters shirt just change… quality
(6:12)
They be adding the word crypto in front of everything
"Hey man, can you pass the Crypto-salt"
"Yes my Crypto-son"
"Gonna go meet my crypto-wife"
@@username172 And fiddle her crypto-diddle
"Crypto-hello there crypto-enthusiasts, crypto-welcome to crypto land, let crypto-me give crypto-you a crypto-tour of cryptoland and all of its crypto-wonderful crypto-attractions"
It sure makes me want to crypto-jump off a crypto-cliff.
@@FortressGamer123 My head hurts
Honestly, crypto and NFTS just really remind me of get rich quick schemes but rebranded for the new generation, just like how pyramid schemes were rebranded as Multi-level marketing and other labels so people wouldn't know that it was a pyramid scheme
I agree with you. The whole thing just reeks of untrustworthiness. I don't care how many people yell at me about crypto... I ain't joining the scheme.
Glad im not the only one who thinks the same way about crypto
Not really tho you can make a lot of money out of it and you can now buy very expensive things with it it will be the futer
@the letter H there’s multiple company’s that accept bitcoin as payment you can litrally buy a yacht with it
@@Unknown_generalY ok, but can you buy stuff with the actual nft, not the money made from it?
Everyone with an NFT are just hung up that they didn’t invest in Bitcoin back in 2011 and feel like this would be the best idea they had
Not true I know someone who has multiple bitcoins and now is investing into nfts
@@Unknown_generalY even sadder
@@Unknown_generalY nuts are a fad and bit coin is not that good
@@goofygoober7183 being rich is very sad
@@goofygoober7183 how Is that sad
The part where the coin started singing is what I’m going to talk to my therapist about next week
Yeah, I guess cryptocurrency can't buy a decent singing voice...
Please report these
Same
@Cekia Selmi ♋️ enough is enough,I'm gonna put an end to this
Sick büt have you seen our new line of #NFTs? N0w that is sicker than anything you'll ever see 🤙💸
I'd watch a show about crypto land, like a survival based reality show.
fortnite irl 😱😱😱😱😱
@@ldn.billll 💀
I like the idea but how about a survival horror show where the coin man hunts down the protagonists with a giant coin weapon and his pet doge
@@rocketmanthemovie4554 no special effects
@@ldn.billll if possible xd
The most unbelievable thing about this is the fact there’s women in the animation
the heck is some high guardian spice shit doing here
why is a coin, a form of physical currency, the mascot of a digital currency, which is actively competing against physical currency?
@Havenly couldn’t have said it better myself
He’s still digital
Think it's supposed to represent the Bitcoin, which is a form of cryptocurrency.
@@NerdPulseGaming they're in competition with bitcoin, so that wouldn't make sense either. I get that they wanted a physical representation of their product, but when your product is competing with a traditional one, using the competitor's product as a mascot isn't a good idea. you don't want the consumer to think of your competitor when they think of you.
Wouldnt be suprised if Governments sue Bitcoin and make it iliegal, I geniually hope they do that.
“Look at the quality of this animation”
The main characters shirt just changed colours at 6:10
Sure, quality…
i thought i was the only one who saw that
Sick büt have you seen our new line of #NFTs? N0w that is sicker than anything you'll ever see 🤙💸
“With a crush for crypto kiddies”.......
I’m gonna shoot myself.
IT DOESNT EVEN JUST CHANGE COLOURS, THE SHIRT WAS ACTUALLY A BASIC ASSET WITH ORANGE FLOWERS THAT THEY EDITED INTO BITCOINS ITS SO FUCKING SHIT 😭
@@screenedat0m wait no way 😭
I said it once. I’ll say it again. The cryptoland animation’s style looks exactly like cocomelon’s
I can't unsee that now
Sick büt have you seen our new line of #NFTs? N0w that is sicker than anything you'll ever see 🤙💸
@@JUSTICEFORARSONNNNN oh the irony
2002 type animation
That's an insult to cocomelon lmao
12:20 cryptoland residents when their child wife tries escaping again
pretty much
bro with that reaction to a seagull doing mischief, that coin definitely beats his wife
The seagull took her "hardware wallet"
"Is there anywhere else you'd rather be right now than Cryptoland?" Yeah, it's called literally anywhere else.
Especially reality
I'd rather be at Jurassic World!
"I -don't- wanna leave"
that coin is so terrifying my brain automatically registers him as an animated villain, so i feel like im waiting for him to betray the protagonist or something
I love that many people seem to miss a major reason why Rapture in Bioshock failed.
It maybe a nice little objectivist/libertarian paradise, but the ultimate power and authority comes to the one who built it and the one who maintains it. In other words, the first steps to Dystopia started with the founding blocks, and you have to trust that the one who builts it won't become a insecure tyrant when it becomes clear they can be muscled out of the picture.
Or hope that the next group of leaders elected dont get greedy and fuck shit up then you end up where you were before
George: “There’s going to be literally no girls on this island”
Epstein: Hold my beer…
Why are there so many bots.
I'm here to wish all the bots in the comment section a horrible horrible day.☺️
Speaking of "no girls on this island" you just attracted... THOSE people...
@@MoonlightMirage what bots have bin summoned was too late to see them
Oh there will be girls, alright. Young girls. Very, very young girls.
Honestly I’d rather this actually happens
Imagine for a moment, all the Cryptobros, all gathered in 1, relatively bomb-able area, no large boats to take them off the island when it happens, no bunkers, no bomb-proof shelters, yeah it wouldn’t eliminate all of them, only most of them
Your a genius
Strafe them with an A-10 😆
I like how you think.
There would only be 60 of them on the island (or 120 at most, but they are virgins, so they have no girlfriends) while a few hundred thousand people own NFTs. Not justifying NFTs though.
Drop a Tsar Bomba on them
9 circles of hell don’t sound too bad tbf if ur comparing it to crypto land
Crypto Land is where the worst people in Hell end up.
You said “9th circle of hell” and “land surrounded by cryptobros” like theyre different things
Genuinely, this might be the hardest I’ve laughed at a solo Memeulous video.
This is peak commentary from George ✌️
Memeulous has been infected with bots lol
@@waynetastic1746 This saddens me.
@@cosmicjenny4508 UA-cam really need to up their game
Yeah i just looked up this channel today for nostalgia's sake and glad to see he's still the light-hearted funny guy
This animation makes mafia city ads look like they were made by pixar
We should collectively fund a spot for George on Cryptoland so he can be the only person in the metaverse to have touched a woman
I like how every channel’s reaction to fork woman has been the exact same. The makers of the animation knew what they were doing with that thirst trap.
The neck animation tho lol
Everytime they say “crypto” take a drink 💀
Dead.
Take a crypto-drink
@@username172 you beat me to it and I hate you for it
I died in the first 30 seconds
I have liver poisoning
Amazing work from fbi, making all the predators assemble on a remote island themselves is such an elegant solution.
@Nimki rafa 8 heck
Has Justin Y returned after he forgot his password?
@@sunnex474 no
yeah after you just need to close the island to the outside and you have a massive open air prison
How to kno if it isnt justin y,they comment multiple times in one vid
to be honest, the idea of all cryptobros being held on a secluded island doesnt seem so bad
Yeah. Because it’s a nice easy spot to just bombard into dust.
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@@colinmcckay1727 HUH
😐
@@cabbagezatac7986 you got a honey on the first reply lol
People really think that one day we'll need 3 NFTs to buy a single loaf of bread in the near future
I hope I die before that future comes.
No one thinks that probalt more expensive stuff
uh
yeap
@@Unknown_generalY Alot of your fellow cryptosheep do, actually
@@M50A1 no no they don’t 😂
Meta verses are just a big way for companies still make money during their technological stagnation because they didn’t prepare in the 2000s
I actually took the course "blockchain and cryptocurrencies" last year and I still don't understand what is going on in that animation
3:05
Brings a new meaning to the phrase "The Virgin Islands"
I’d rather live in Birmingham than Cryptoland
Which time period
@@calmgoodfire4662 which planet?
I'd rather take the role of Prometheus (for context: hes a Greek god who was strapped to a mountain for all eternity, having his liver eaten by a bird, only for it to grow back for the next day)
What the fuck are these replies
Considering i live in Solihull and go through Birmingham every week, i legit thought “Birmingham isnt THAT bad”
And then i went through Small Heath and was like “fuckin hell”
They called the coin Connie, this is definitely a non subtle CON-nie
that metaverse looks like a game dani made ngl
also if i was forced onto that island i would instantly jump in the water and attempt to swim away
its either that or beating as many people to death as possible
Every ‘crypto enthusiast’ in one place? Seems too good of an opportunity to miss...
Ready the nukes.
"He looks like an early 00's cartoon villain" Is the most accurate description I've heard 😂
Jeez Kyle looks like he's trying to convince me to get in his van 😳
As soon as big man george posts my day is at its peak, been a fan since 2016 mate, have a great day!
Never seen so many bots in the replies lmao
@@cecilia9236 neither, it pisses me off to be honest
@@JiggleyangFukkleyoo same, they just decided to raid georges comment section today
idk why but the bots in the replies makes me sad. man was just showing appreciation for george :(
edit: they're everywhere today jfc
@@hi_dom yeah, it's a huge problem with UA-cam recently. They are more concerned about removing key features from the platform
Hearing you rant about crypto and NFT bros literally gives me life and is the only thing that keeps me going on in this hellscape we call life. Love you. Mean it. In a bit. 😘❤️
Bruh
bruh people are wasting their money on cryptoland when someone already bought the biggest part of land in the world for 100K
Lets just appreciate how memeulous just sat through this for 12 minutes.
@Pete Harrison ok?
@@yunowind658 don’t click it, it’s the most GOD AWFUL music that I’ve ever heard
George should do more videos on scams i hope for the future
Ah yes, money stealer, also....
Why these bots are here?
this is so awesome, can they go bankrupt
The "TO THE MOON" at 10:07 cars look like they're from one of those dodgy 3d kids videos on youtube
The quality of that animation is only 1 step above food fight... as is the writing.
It made me think of the Dream music video for some reason
I was half expecting Bitcoin Hawaiian Shirt Guy to put on a mask with a smile in it
Just imagine for a second you are on a plane to start your new life on an island one of the very first things see is a random guy jumping up and down waving at no one in particular while shouting HAHA HONEYBADGER DONT CARE . The guy would forever be on my suspect list if a string of gruesome crypto themed murders started decimating the island
I’d rather live in Birmingham than “clitpoland” or what ever the fuck
@@maladvino9503 I’ve played enough MVM to know robot fucking suck so I will mad milk needle blütsager you into the ground after healing my heavy
I can’t believe how stupid the team must of been thinking that this crappie animation would get everybody hyped for crypto land :l
“There will be flying cars in the future”
The future: 0:27
Oh you mean the "crypto-cars"
This is some kind of social experiment
it has to be
this island is just one big mistake
if things do happen as planned
it will go wrong. feel free to quote me on this one, we can all see it coming.
Yeah, where exactly are the hospitals, or emergency services?
Damn, I can't believe the island from Super Mario Sunshine is finally real
12:10
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this was the funniest part.
“Is there anywhere you’d rather be right now than crypto land” a concentration camp
Im very happy with the consistent uploading, thanks masked man
I am sad you skipped over the hackneyed version of the Aladin song. it's the cherry on top of this shit lol.
I’m surprised at how familiar George is with Cryptocurrency
Tonight, NFT bros discover VRChat.
What a colossal innovation.
It’s literally a catch phrase level of animation
The coin is literally called conny
CON-ny
Berd: robs woman’s virtual wallet
Coin boi: EnOugh iS EnoUGH
Do they have a sewer system? Water filtration? Electricity, WiFi, air conditioning?
I guess that’s not something to worry about.
People might as well just live in those abandoned castles in the middle of nowhere
That would be awesome. I’d love to renovate one of those.
I'm so glad someone else caught that "honey badger don't care" line. I've seen a lot of people roasting on this absolute clusterfuck but that line made me cringe the hardest.
11:20 “a physical representation of the metaverse”
WHAT
And these people wonder why no one takes them seriously
My immediate reaction to seeing that coin would be to cover my drink
Too many creepy lines for them to not be legit child predators
always a 🅿️ day when you upload
Crypto Land really looking like Spooky island
The Metaverse is for people who have never heard of an MMO
Metaverse is a poor mans vr chat
Sleep paralysis demon + someone afraid of a coin might make this the scariest thing ever
This reminds me of when a bunch of Tumblr users wanted to buy an island and call it “Tumblr island” or something
@Narfa kara 7 begone bot
@Cekia Selmi ♋️ you too, begone
This feels like a 2016 George memeulous video
6:53
When that coin said "have a nice day sir"
Looked at the guy I was like naw not today son
I feel like I’ve been living under a rock I’ve just learnt about this meta verse now, it feels like a fever dream 😭
That animation made we wanna call an airstrike on the island
This somehow makes The Emoji Movie look like a Shakespeare play and this is impossible
Bruh they’re naming the locations on Cryptoland like the places in My Little Pony except instead of tacking “hoof” or “trot” to the end of everything it’s “crypto” and “blockchain”
The fork joke went over George's head, that was the cringest one.
Wtf does it even mean
@@Plardo In software, forks are programs that are modified from another program's code. So I infer that in this context, forks are new cryptocurrencies that are made by modifying the implementation of an existing one. Such as Bitcoin Cash coming from Bitcoin.
@@mayhair Not quite, that's something else. A fork is when two different transactions on the blockchain are validated by separate validators, meaning that two validators have two different copies of that blockchain with a different transaction record from each other. And the blockchain can't be edited, so the two new "forks" simply remain two different, alternate records of transaction history.
I'm not a cryptobro I swear I just know some guys
@@ionastewart8814 Ah, OK. My bad.
Crypto is no longer a word for me. They cannot physically construct a sentence without mentioning the word "crypto" in it at least once.
The only real reason I can think of why those "Meta verse" worlds look so shit is cause some NFT owners probably don't have good PC's cause they are literally just buying images on the internet.
I don't understand how they can advertise it and act like you can't just do this all for free in vr chat
8:31 kids through the mic when someone kill them in morden warfare
I don't know why but his reaction at 10:25 is so hilarious to me!
"with a crush for crypto kids" definitely something dodge going on
We should help them make this. This would b a great reality show. It would b lord of the flies since these idiots have no technical, or social skills, we get to watch them desperately try to build things, to escape and ultimately turn into lame factions, just to have the season finallie where everyone who didnt die had resorted to cannibalism.
Im very heartened by what an embarrassment crypto is becoming. Its a disease.
When i thought of Cryptoland, i thought of the concept of it being a casino based island with NFT's everywhere for some odd reason.
Yeah, the only two things that came to mind were either "casino but instead of poker chips you use bitcoin" and "Epstein Island 2.0"
@@starkillersneed looks like we know where far cry 7's gonna happen now
One thing I do like tbh is how the island's shape is Dolphin shaped like Mario Sunshine.
9:15 wow! A poor quality JPEG!
at this point its already sealed. They try to pretend everyone loves it so it would actually happen, but at this point its already over
Anyone else want memeulous to do a drinking game with monsters inc like whenever someone screams he drinks😂
"'Honey badger don't care!' What are we, in 2013!?"
Was that ever a term? What does that mean?
Just search it on UA-cam. It was a viral video like 8 years ago
the 3d animation is legit catchphrase quality
I feel like I lost a fair chunk of my IQ after watching this
dude your channel is growing like crazy