My morning routine or maybe not morning: 12 pm: wake up 1 pm: eat 2 pm: netflix time 3 pm: sleep 4 pm: eat 5 pm: eat again 6 pm: netflix time 7 pm: bother people in the house 8 pm: crazy time (where i go crazy) 9 pm: eat yes again i know 10 pm: sleep 11 pm: bored time 12 Am: start homeschool 2 am: netflix time 3 am: sleep How in the wrold did i get to 500 wow thank you!❤
Something that I admire so much about you is your positivity throughout everything. Even your pregnancy you were constantly saying how lucky you felt to even be able to have a baby. If everyone just stopped looking at all the negative things about our world right now and started being thankful for what we have and what we get to be able to do in quarantine the world would be a much more peaceful place to live in. Thank you for always being positive for us Colleen even when things feel uncontrollable❤️
That’s me on a productive day😳 My *un* productive day is Wake up Play on my phone or computer Have food be BROUGHT TO ME because like ew who wants to leave your room Stay in bed Sleep Repeat Seems like a lot but uh it’s a lot of sitting in bed
I am a night owl too, I am the most motivated at night. I’m glad that’s a good time for you to get work done, but I also wish you your were able to get good sleep 💖
My son just stopped sleeping with us, all on his own, and started sleeping on his big boy bed. He is 3. Enjoy those baby cuddles!!! They are the absolute best!!
My morning routine 12:am- been awake since 9:00 but whatever. Girls got UA-cam to watch duh 12:pm - (struggles) Wakes up and eats breakfast 12:45 - Starts online school 📚🙄 3:45 - Ends online school and plays Fortnite 3:47: Grabs snack and sleeps
My son wouldn't nap unless he was on somebody's chest, and dont even think about putting him in a crib. He slept in a lazy boy until he was big enough car his car bed.
Colleen You make my life so much better during this hard time. You take all the stress and pain away from me, and turn it into oblivion. I love you for that. Thank you!
I recently just started watching Colleens vlogs during quarantine- I already love Flynn saying “dar dar”, the absolute cutest thing and Colleens house is so brightly lit it wakes me up which helps when all I do is sleep!! LOVE FROM CANADA!!
I just wanted to say I can TOTALLY relate to your schedule! My son is 17 months old and I have been working 6p-2:30a since he was about 12 weeks old. Recently, he has started waking up at 5:30a/6a. Mornings are killer, but like you, I and SO grateful be be able to not only work, but work from home. I’m also grateful that I can nap when he does to ensure I can work that night. 😊 kudos to you mama because it is NOT an easy schedule to keep.
I've coslept with my son since he was born. He's 11 months soon... and obviously still alive. He sleeps just fine for most nights. Know yourself and your baby. Cosleeping isn't for everyone. But it worked for me and my son. Can't say the next baby will be like that.
Flynn is a year old, it doesn't start out that way. When they're newborns they sleep a lot more and if you're too exhausted you can place them in a bassinet or a swing or something nearby you and nap on the couch. It's not so bad and it starts out slow.
Colleen, keep doing what your'e doing and be yourself! We all love you and would do anything for you! Never let anyone tell you otherwise! Love ya girlie!
Awwweee Colleen talking about us coming for her about taking naps with Flynn!!! Me: thinking why because that is the cutest thing everrr!!!! Flynn is literally so cute i just want to hug him!!!!!
Gurl, it’s totally fine that Flynn’s still nursing. I was nursed for 2 1/2 years and I turned out fine. It’s healthy for him but you decide when you don’t wanna nurse him anymore. Ok love you bye.
colleen waking up at 2 am and being productive: 😃 me waking up at 2 pm and laying on the couch watching youtube netflix and tiktok for the rest of the day: 😑
During the time when they are at high risk for SIDS like when they are little newborns is when a parent shouldn't sleep during the night with their baby.
Simran Sangha sudden infant death syndrome is where the baby suffocates from rolling over in the crib or from something in the crib which is why you shouldn’t have blankets or anything in the crib with babies because they aren’t strong enough to move it if they can’t breathe
Colleen i ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND that you love to cuddle your baby i have a baby cousin i absolutely love to cuddle him he is the CUTEST BABY COUSIN I'VE EVER HAD
Honestly though, those Bose headphones are fab. I travel a lot and they are actually incredible!!! The sounds of a crying baby barely come through with the noise cancelation and the quality of the music or podcast or Colleen video you're trying to hear is amazing. 10/10 good partnership
I love how Colleen is just herself. She doesn't care about anyone she just does what makes her happy. I love that so much! Also, she shouldn't have to make excuses for her motherly decisions. Colleen, if you see this, thanks for being yourself because you inspire me so much!
Colleeeennn is the queeeeennn of quarantine And she has a baby named pinto beeeeeaaannn Miranda is a magichan But she ain't got no skills in the kitchen Collen makes honey mustard chicken Which looks so good and finger lickin Miranda's lipstick is red While little Flynn is sleeping in his bed While Gus and daisy sleep all day All the way from April to may Dar dar is Flynn's car But the Corona vaccine is very far But stay strong 💪 and watch the ballinger family And then we all won't lose our sanity Because Colleen is the queen of quarantine And her baby is pinto bean
Please stop explaining yourself. He’s your baby! We know you wouldn’t do anything to harm him somebody always has something negative to say. Can’t satisfy everybody and that’s life luv❤️
Mine is somewhere between yours and the beauty gurus. I have a 2-year-old that gets out of his bed and crawls into mine somewhere between 7 and 9 am, and after that I eat breakfast, shower (2-year-old in toe), and take care of my skin, because I've got anxiety too, and having a routine helps me from going insane. Occasionally, I have insomnia, but I'm not up as late as you, so it's usually not so bad. btw, I was having trouble with insomnia too a few months ago, and I realized that I just couldn't fall asleep before a certain time because my circadian rhythm was just effed up. I fixed it by taking melatonin one hour before I wanted to fall asleep for a couple weeks in a row, and went to bed around the same time every night. Of course, this was after I was prescribed anti-depressants, so that may have helped too. I know you have anxiety, so it'll probably help when Flynn stops nursing and you're able to take medication. Hope this helps you in some way.
Love how positive you are! I know how hard it is to raise a baby and be working from home but I’m definitely not up at 2AM and wake up at 6 like you!! You are awesome!
Awww yay!! Good for you for still nursing Flynn!! Also, I love how true you are to your morning routine! Most people won't say "oh, I have to clean out cat barf" LOL. That's so great. Also, sleep with that baby!! I sometimes sleep with my (almost) 18 month old too. She is only a few weeks older than Flynn
1 wake up at noon 2 go downstairs and stare into the fridge 3 do 4 hours of school all in one go 4 dance class or something in my kitchen 5 dinner movie sleep
hi colleen! i know theres a lot of snooty moms out there but you should never have to explain yourself for how you take care of flynn. youre a great mom!!
Ah so my morning routine, goes a little like this, I wake up, stay in bed for like 20-40 more minutes watching SpongeBob because like, why not. Then I check the time and normally it's like 11AM ish. I make spaghetti-os for breakfast, then I hope right onto the computer and either play a ton of video games or I watch youtube for the next 5 hours before I make my next meal. which is normally spaghetti-os.
I love you so so much… I am a blind single mother of three, and I stopped explaining/apologizing for the way I mother along time ago. You will get tired of that. LOL don’t apologize or explain. We are all different, and babies are not ruled by A manual or textbook. You are like the most awesome and sweetest, so you have nothing to worry about. Plus you love your baby lots lots lots lots! 💪🦋♥️
*Can’t believe he’s already one. Time moves so fast.*
Same like when he says a word I am so impressed but then I remember he's already one🥺
Ikr
I now
It does
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OOOO our girl got herself a sponsorship YAHS QUEEN GET DAT COIN
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My morning routine:
Get out of bed
Think about what I’m going to do that day
Realise I can’t be bothered
Get back in bed
Kayleigh Eilish the best way to start the morning
Same but after I get up I think about animal crossing and how much I want it
100th like ur welcome :)
Love it. 😂😂
245th like welcome
My morning routine or maybe not morning:
12 pm: wake up
1 pm: eat
2 pm: netflix time
3 pm: sleep
4 pm: eat
5 pm: eat again
6 pm: netflix time
7 pm: bother people in the house
8 pm: crazy time (where i go crazy)
9 pm: eat yes again i know
10 pm: sleep
11 pm: bored time
12 Am: start homeschool
2 am: netflix time
3 am: sleep
How in the wrold did i get to 500 wow thank you!❤
Herbert Amador this is me some days
Herbert Amador me too
Bother people in the house😂😂
Hahahahahahaha
Wait you go crazy at 8pm as well
“I just want you all to know that this channel is not going to become pregnant mommy vlogs” - 2 years ago
EXACTLY LMFAOO
I knowwwww i miss her old vids
Majestic Ice Creamz what does that have to do with anything💀💀
Ya so funny!
*mummy*
I'm just sooo confused on how much sleep this girl gets.
2-3 hours at night and if she's lucky some additional nap time
Yessssssss!! She doesn’t even look like she has practically no sleep!!
Yeah not much 2-3 hours if she is lucky
Ikr!
@@ardabiogen1541 That's the most confusing to me!!
Something that I admire so much about you is your positivity throughout everything. Even your pregnancy you were constantly saying how lucky you felt to even be able to have a baby. If everyone just stopped looking at all the negative things about our world right now and started being thankful for what we have and what we get to be able to do in quarantine the world would be a much more peaceful place to live in. Thank you for always being positive for us Colleen even when things feel uncontrollable❤️
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Colleen: *pulls out cookie *
Flynn: giMmE tHaT CoOkIe
My Morning Routine:
Wake up
Get junk food from downstairs
Play on my iPad, phone, Computer
Go back to sleep
Repeat.
MOOD
That’s me on a productive day😳
My *un* productive day is
Wake up
Play on my phone or computer
Have food be BROUGHT TO ME because like ew who wants to leave your room
Stay in bed
Sleep
Repeat
Seems like a lot but uh it’s a lot of sitting in bed
Yeah same
Me
Imagine watching this when he’s like 10 years old wow.
Edit: OMG GUYS THANK YOU!! I never got this much likes before I’m so shocked wow!
Flynn is the cutest! Who agrees?!😋☺️ omg ty for all the likes
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Err cha
Definitely
@@ridyed YeSsSSSSsS
😊
I love that ur so positive even with so much chaos.
Colleen: "Our air conditioning broke"
Also Colleen: *wears a onesie*
*me seeing the light wall* I WANT THAT!!!
Girl same
I love how real she is, not everyone has a perfect way of doing things or “ a perfect” life.
Me: I have to do school
Colleen: I will post right now (clicks post button)
My Phone: Colleen Posted!!!!
Me: School can wait
@creatergirl 9820
Same
school always can wait
@@livymangroo7062
Ikr 😂
It makes me upset when mothers feel the need to constantly defend themselves online for how they choose to parent.
RT
TBH colleen is just like this in general, always has been
IKR. She’s a great parent, very responsible, and no body is perfect so...yeah...
Why is she actually the embodiment of “nOt LiKe oTHeR gIRLs”, especially at the end of the video lmfao.
Air 4141 I feel like she had that phase at like 13 and never outgrew it.
I am a night owl too, I am the most motivated at night.
I’m glad that’s a good time for you to get work done, but I also wish you your were able to get good sleep 💖
Me too
Taking naps with your children really comforts them so it’s actually really good for them for the people trying to come Colleen stop just stop
My son just stopped sleeping with us, all on his own, and started sleeping on his big boy bed. He is 3. Enjoy those baby cuddles!!! They are the absolute best!!
At least you didn’t step in the cat barf. That’s the worst.
😬
my mom did that ............................................
I know EWWWWW
Ella Erickson
Wow! That’s really unfortunate lol
Katey Henderson ugh I know. Especially when you just wake up and are walking to the bathroom with the lights out. 🤦🏼♀️
Who also watches her vlogs and wasn’t surprised her morning starts at 2 am? 😂🤣
My morning routine
12:am- been awake since 9:00 but whatever. Girls got UA-cam to watch duh
12:pm - (struggles) Wakes up
and eats breakfast
12:45 - Starts online school 📚🙄
3:45 - Ends online school and plays Fortnite
3:47: Grabs snack and sleeps
My morning routine:
Wake up at 11
Think about life
Realize im tired
Still watchese youtube
11pm 11am
My son wouldn't nap unless he was on somebody's chest, and dont even think about putting him in a crib. He slept in a lazy boy until he was big enough car his car bed.
Colleen You make my life so much better during this hard time. You take all the stress and pain away from me, and turn it into oblivion. I love you for that. Thank you!
My morning routine:
Wake up
Does school (online🙄)
Eats
Watches Netflix / UA-cam
Goes back to bed
SAME
Lol
Susanne de Frias hey that sounds more put together than mine
Lol 😂 that’s only my school morning routine!
How do you not die of thirst
Flynn is like a mini cookie monster . GIMME THAT COOKIE
Kara Black yayy
R we not gonna mention how the headphones she recommended are 400.000 bucks
Galactic Alpha she’s probably really rick
I know I looked them up on Amazon and that’s the price that showed up
Sarah Kreke yeah she’s probably so *rick*
@@izidc She probably got them sent to her... hence the sponsorship
Wha-
I recently just started watching Colleens vlogs during quarantine- I already love Flynn saying “dar dar”, the absolute cutest thing and Colleens house is so brightly lit it wakes me up which helps when all I do is sleep!! LOVE FROM CANADA!!
Forgot this was your main channel. I was literally waiting for “Literally no one asked me to vlog...” 😂
You can't not love Colleen and Flynn. Colleen is so fun and Flynn is adorable. The perfect duo.
I just wanted to say I can TOTALLY relate to your schedule! My son is 17 months old and I have been working 6p-2:30a since he was about 12 weeks old. Recently, he has started waking up at 5:30a/6a. Mornings are killer, but like you, I and SO grateful be be able to not only work, but work from home. I’m also grateful that I can nap when he does to ensure I can work that night. 😊 kudos to you mama because it is NOT an easy schedule to keep.
I love how at 2:25 Colleen was so tired she forgot about copyright for a sec😂
We love the Kory voice over at 5:51 😂
Early, hope you staying safe and healthy! Love you lots! Xx
5:52 😂😂😂 that’s totally Kory 😂💖💖
Her: Wakes up at 2
Me: *Doesnt wake up till 11*
hylas_ world I have to wake up at seven because school starts at nine
I swear to god Colleen makes everything interesting- I literally just watched an entire partnership/sponsor and wasn’t bored I-
How does she survive on 2-3 hours of sleep I still take naps even when I get 13 hours of sleep
Colleen: if you live under a rock you don't know what whipped coffee is..
Bugs: punching the air
"Gimme that cookie" Oh my god Flynn you're so adorable 😍😍😍😍
I've coslept with my son since he was born. He's 11 months soon... and obviously still alive. He sleeps just fine for most nights. Know yourself and your baby. Cosleeping isn't for everyone. But it worked for me and my son. Can't say the next baby will be like that.
“Don’t judge me I like to cuddle with my baby! Don’t judge thank you.” XD I won’t I would like it too
I honestly can’t believe how much he’s grown already!! I feel like he just popped out a month ago😭❤️
nevermind i dont want kids, this seems waaaay too hard, props to all the moms out there
Flynn is a year old, it doesn't start out that way. When they're newborns they sleep a lot more and if you're too exhausted you can place them in a bassinet or a swing or something nearby you and nap on the couch. It's not so bad and it starts out slow.
@@deeznuts-bz2fs theres enough people who
want kids to make up for me
@@deeznuts-bz2fs yet another person who thinks everybody has to have a crotch fruit
I feel like this is the first serious morning routine you’ve done, and I love this video
I love how kory is doing the voice that said ‘a few moments later’
COLLEEN HAS THE SAME POP-SOCKET AS ME!! OMGOMGOMG ❤️
LUCKY
@@samanthaisawesome my comment was a year ago 😂 but we both got new ones now 😜
Colleen, keep doing what your'e doing and be yourself! We all love you and would do anything for you! Never let anyone tell you otherwise! Love ya girlie!
Chloe ! have you not seen what she did or
Brooke Hensel we do not know her side of the Story. We should not judge someone with only one side of a story.
Brooke Hensel no one knows the full story except the two of them.
0:24 -
I’m getting pregnant morning routine flashbacks!!
Am I the only one who noticed that’s Corys voice saying “1 Hour Later” and such?! 😂🙌🏼
Awwweee Colleen talking about us coming for her about taking naps with Flynn!!!
Me: thinking why because that is the cutest thing everrr!!!! Flynn is literally so cute i just want to hug him!!!!!
Colleen is an amazing parent that can do whatever she likes with her son, honestly i love her so much xxx
He is one of the cutest babies i have ever seen!
Gurl, it’s totally fine that Flynn’s still nursing. I was nursed for 2 1/2 years and I turned out fine. It’s healthy for him but you decide when you don’t wanna nurse him anymore.
Ok love you bye.
karlo not at all. It’s actually recommended you nurse past two years. Mama milk prevents the babies from getting sick. :)
i was also nursed 2 1/2 years
karlo it’s recommended to breastfeed until a minimum of 2 years.
Flynn is a mood his day consists of:
-craps himself
-eats
-plays
-hugs from his momma
tbh that's every babies' life😂
colleen waking up at 2 am and being productive: 😃 me waking up at 2 pm and laying on the couch watching youtube netflix and tiktok for the rest of the day: 😑
You should show Flynn Jungle Junction, it’s a car cartoon thing for little kids and babies
I remember that show
No one:
Colleen: I just put a onesie on over my pajamas
We Stan a relatable queen
How is it "no one:", if it's relatable?
Daria M don’t take it so literally dang it was a joke 😂
Me: barely waking up
Flynn: had been awake for hours and is now taking a nap
Mateo life of a mom lol
My son is a month older than Flynn and wakes up at 7 every morning
Who says you aren't supposed to nap with your baby? Sounds like a bunch of bs to me
Ikr! I slept with my mom until I was like 11 years old and I turned out fine lmao
María P. Oh yea well that makes sense but there are a lot of safe ways to do it
During the time when they are at high risk for SIDS like when they are little newborns is when a parent shouldn't sleep during the night with their baby.
Sierra Collins What are SIDS? I’m sorry I’m still young and know nothing about this lol
Simran Sangha sudden infant death syndrome is where the baby suffocates from rolling over in the crib or from something in the crib which is why you shouldn’t have blankets or anything in the crib with babies because they aren’t strong enough to move it if they can’t breathe
Colleen i ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND that you love to cuddle your baby i have a baby cousin i absolutely love to cuddle him he is the CUTEST BABY COUSIN I'VE EVER HAD
Honestly though, those Bose headphones are fab. I travel a lot and they are actually incredible!!! The sounds of a crying baby barely come through with the noise cancelation and the quality of the music or podcast or Colleen video you're trying to hear is amazing. 10/10 good partnership
I love how Colleen is just herself. She doesn't care about anyone she just does what makes her happy. I love that so much! Also, she shouldn't have to make excuses for her motherly decisions. Colleen, if you see this, thanks for being yourself because you inspire me so much!
Who else loves
Colleeeennn is the queeeeennn of quarantine
And she has a baby named pinto beeeeeaaannn
Miranda is a magichan
But she ain't got no skills in the kitchen
Collen makes honey mustard chicken
Which looks so good and finger lickin
Miranda's lipstick is red
While little Flynn is sleeping in his bed
While Gus and daisy sleep all day
All the way from April to may
Dar dar is Flynn's car
But the Corona vaccine is very far
But stay strong 💪 and watch the ballinger family
And then we all won't lose our sanity
Because Colleen is the queen of quarantine
And her baby is pinto bean
I. Loved. This.
I hope Colleen sees this
This is amazing! I can imagine Colleen singing it as one of her little random songs
Yaaaass look at all the rhyming :0 that is so good!!
@@jungcookie9864 thank you
Colleen i love your vids. Both my girls slept in my arm in my bed...i love parents that own letting their kids sleep in their beds 💕
the time your waking up i’m going to bed 😂
Same
I honestly do far more enjoy her real life videos over her "character"
I’ve never been this early!!! Let’s go💪🏼💪🏼🥳😭
Same.
Please stop explaining yourself. He’s your baby! We know you wouldn’t do anything to harm him somebody always has something negative to say. Can’t satisfy everybody and that’s life luv❤️
Can we just appreciate the fact that she stays up basically all night editing for us? 💕💕💕
Colleen is literally the only youtuber that can always entertain no matter what
no one:
no one at all:
colleen: sorry i gotta go hang out with insomnia
Nobody:
Colleen:”I ENJOY CUDDLIN MY BABY”.
Hahha I cracked up
Colleen, girl! You take that nap with your baby boy!!!!
She is Jennyfer Gomez
Mine is somewhere between yours and the beauty gurus. I have a 2-year-old that gets out of his bed and crawls into mine somewhere between 7 and 9 am, and after that I eat breakfast, shower (2-year-old in toe), and take care of my skin, because I've got anxiety too, and having a routine helps me from going insane. Occasionally, I have insomnia, but I'm not up as late as you, so it's usually not so bad.
btw, I was having trouble with insomnia too a few months ago, and I realized that I just couldn't fall asleep before a certain time because my circadian rhythm was just effed up. I fixed it by taking melatonin one hour before I wanted to fall asleep for a couple weeks in a row, and went to bed around the same time every night. Of course, this was after I was prescribed anti-depressants, so that may have helped too. I know you have anxiety, so it'll probably help when Flynn stops nursing and you're able to take medication. Hope this helps you in some way.
Love how positive you are! I know how hard it is to raise a baby and be working from home but I’m definitely not up at 2AM and wake up at 6 like you!! You are awesome!
I'm dyinggg with Erik's "Bye poo poo" or "Say hello poo poo" 😭😂😂😂
Awww yay!! Good for you for still nursing Flynn!! Also, I love how true you are to your morning routine! Most people won't say "oh, I have to clean out cat barf" LOL. That's so great. Also, sleep with that baby!! I sometimes sleep with my (almost) 18 month old too. She is only a few weeks older than Flynn
1 wake up at noon
2 go downstairs and stare into the fridge
3 do 4 hours of school all in one go
4 dance class or something in my kitchen
5 dinner movie sleep
9:34 love how she added the morning routine of Ro
I was ready for you saying “Hey its me Miranda” lol
Depression: *Exists*
Anxiety: *Exists*
Flynn: *Hold my Dar Dar*
Colleen: "iTs 5:45 iN ThE mOrNiNg!
Autotune:has entered the chat
😆😂
i died when korys voice was the spongebob thing😂😂😂
hi colleen! i know theres a lot of snooty moms out there but you should never have to explain yourself for how you take care of flynn. youre a great mom!!
I love how u just do u. Like u don't wake up all perfect. U wake up like everyone else. And I mean, ur a whole mood😁
Flynn is BIG now, I can’t beleive that he is that tiny baby that came out of ur stomach, he’s so cute :)
Ah so my morning routine, goes a little like this, I wake up, stay in bed for like 20-40 more minutes watching SpongeBob because like, why not. Then I check the time and normally it's like 11AM ish. I make spaghetti-os for breakfast, then I hope right onto the computer and either play a ton of video games or I watch youtube for the next 5 hours before I make my next meal. which is normally spaghetti-os.
Omg I love the push lights they look amazing. If anyone knows where I can get them please let me know. Thanks
Amazon
Amazon
Colleen's family is so cute and perfect!
I loved this video, I love how honest you were and Flynn is so cute 🥰. I wish you and your family well ❤️
My morning routine is to wake up and to immediately roll over and go back to sleep 😂 NO LIE!!!
When my morning begins i just study lesson until night because i have an important quiz. Love you coleen...
1:17 as zu can see I brush my teeth in the dark
1:21 turns light back on*
Husband Wakes up*
COLEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
That was her office light dodo
@@lillysdumblife3687 lol
Quarentine With Lilly368 ikr
I love you so so much… I am a blind single mother of three, and I stopped explaining/apologizing for the way I mother along time ago. You will get tired of that. LOL don’t apologize or explain. We are all different, and babies are not ruled by A manual or textbook. You are like the most awesome and sweetest, so you have nothing to worry about. Plus you love your baby lots lots lots lots! 💪🦋♥️
I think it’s really cute that you take naps and cuddle with Flynn. ❤️