@@camistar3468 lol my comeback would be: "Well i would take out the trash but.. I don't like carrying trash just for you to get thrown in a whole failure like yourself"
Bully: you look like an egg. Me: well at least eggs get laid. Bully: well at least i got my first kiss. Me: your mom dosn't count. Bully: *runs off crying*
@@burnkern "You Look Up Cheesy Insults Online to make it seem as though you were bright enough to think them yourself." Well the only time id be looking up a cheesy insult is when words cannot be eaten
Can everybody here stop fighting? None of you had proof she or he searched it up. She/he may of thought of it but it’s on the internet already. just *stop* Please? (I think it’s a he) smh
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Roblox 1762 92 k ur defo a 4th grader, having ur name with roblox, "ur lying" and calling me a 1st grader, im 14 in the 9th grade so it wouldnt be fair if i violate a kid who commits for games like minecraft and roblox
You're not kidding that one is old. First time I hear that was about 5 years ago. Brings back some memories. Me and this dude were having an argument, in which he said my comeback was shit, then we both went in for: Him: You would have better luck getting comeback from your mum's face. Me: If I wanted comeback, then I would have gotten it off of your mum's chin. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Teacher: Are you talking back to me? Me: Isn’t that how a conversation works? Teacher: Where is your homework anyway? Me: At home? Teacher: And what is it doing there exactly?! Me: Having a hella lot more fun than me.
Mr Meaty that's good😁....I was gonna go with "because if I open my mouth I might bight of my lips because I'm so hungry!!!!"you like it I came up with it?😜
once my teacher told me to say why I was late so I said *because someone told me to go to hell,couldn't find it at first but now im here* TIP-U get suspended
This one kid in my class thou xD Teacher: I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE the kid in front of me: then shut up I still laugh at this to this day xd
I have a comeback story against teachers: Teacher: no talking during class! Student: no teaching during my conversation! Teacher: your gonna be kicked out of this school if you keep behaving like this! Student: at least you'll be kicked out of my life! Teacher: I should have a little talk with your mom! Student: my mom cant solve all your problems ya know! Teacher: that's it! Two week suspension! Student: finally I have a way to miss school! Teacher: I'll be sending your homework over those weeks! Student: and I'll be throwing those down a river over those weeks! Teacher: I'm keeping you after school! Student: sorry but I cant make it because I have a life Teacher: you think I want to stay here with you!?!? Student: its not like you have anyone to go home to! Teacher: THATS IT! DETENTION!!!! Student: while I'm living it up in detention away from you.... you'll be teaching 26 other me's Teacher: enjoy working at McDonalds ! Student: at least they pay a better salary than your's! Teacher: Your never getting into college! Student: I dont want to go somewhere where I'm gonna end up like you thinking I'd get better! Teacher: why dont you hurry to detention! Student: why dont you hurry to the plastic surgeon! Teacher: (slaps students face) Students: EWWWW!!!! Your gonna spread the ugly disease! Teacher: you cant get what you already have! Student: awww so cute, your starting to learn beginner come backs! Teacher: I learned from you Student: and to think that I can teach something in a minute when you cant teach anything in a year! Teacher: I'm ending this right now, good bye you stinking brat! Student: what a wimp. Cant think of anymore comebacks or cant take anymore being thrown at you Teacher: ... Student: giving me the silent treatment eh? Finally you stop talking! Teacher: I might as well fail you! Student: trying to be brave? Well the principal might as well fire you for not teaching us anything Teacher: I quit my job!!!! Student: Damn it, you already beat me to working at McDonald's... guess I'll have to work somewhere else! Teacher: you can take my job when your older! Student: at least the students would love me unlike you Teacher: good bye you misshapened alligator Student: hopefully not in a loooooong while you ugly, filthy crocodile Edit: guys please 👍this comment... it took half an hour to come up with this whole thing 😤
Teacher: Why are you sleeping Me: Your voice is smooth and I fell asleep Teacher:Why ain’t your classmate is sleeping Me: BECAUSE THEY AIN’T LISTENING TO U!!!
Teacher:and Oh think you'd look better in detention That's my roast back if I was the teacher in that situation Edit:thx for 2 likes I honestly thought that was a bad roast
Person: Why are you so quiet? Me: *Smiles like a psychopath* *Turns to them with head tilted to the side* Me: Does my silence make you uncomfortable? Congrats. If you do this, everyone will leave you alone :P
This is also very good if you're being followed home, but you just don't say anything. Give them a half-sane grin with the head tilted, sling your bag off your shoulders and then slowly unzip it. Boom. Problem solved.
Teacher: is your homework done Student: is my test graded Teacher: I have other students’ tests to grade Student: I have other teachers’ homework to do Lmao I seen this online somewheres XD I died lol
just ask your sister would imply your talking to your child, and you wouldnt be saying that to your child and if you have a child then it would be obvious your not a virgin
Guy: Can I tell you a joke? You: I heard of all of them. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, YOU. This joke shouldn't be offensive in anyway. So no hate replies please.
xX_SnakeVenom_Xx BITCH: what are those me: shoes that you can't afford BITCH: I can afford them me: then why are you not wearing them BITCH: THOSE SHOES ARE FOR GIRLS!!!!! ME: SO. YOU SAID YOU COULD AFFORD THEM. BUT TOO BAD YOU CANT 2 DAYS LATER............ BITCH: YOUR'RE SO UGLY AND I AM AWESOME ME: TO BAD UGLY STARTS WITH U AND AND AWESOME ENDS WITH ME KIDS IN YARD:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNNNNNNN GET ROASTED
Tbh if you said many if these in British secondary school, you would probably get yourself into a fight with some girl who thinks their cool or something like that idk
On Halloween some punk in my history class said "Hey, what are you supposed to be, a freak?" So then I roasted him by saying, "Possibly. And what are you supposed to be for Halloween, a disappointment?" Everyone including the teacher laughed.
Panda Master that's rlly offensive. there's something wrong in saying racist things and sexist things, but theirs nothing wrong with making fun of alternative people.
After school : *Gets a call home* Your Mom : Guess who got a call home from school today? You :Meeeeee!!!! Also your Mom : Who is also about to get the beating of a lifetime?😊 Also you: *Crickets*
Teacher: Why do I hear talking?
Me: Because you have ears..
SAME I SAID THAT 2 ONCE
OOOOOOF TEACHER GOT ROASTED
Cus god gave me a mouth
OMFG LMAO my teacher says that all the time so when shes not super pissed ill prob say that
ANONYMOUS too bad so sad
I gotta admit...I kept saying
*OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH* at the ones that burnt me the most.
Lol
Met not mine Australien box cry
Same bro! Like at 0:50
Jenyfer Tavera Daaaaammmmmnnnnn
Same lol😂😂
Such intelligent comebacks...the thing is I will forget them when the time comes by.
Ikr😔
And I don't like to study
Yes. Haha
dude thats so true
Bruh screenshot it
Yessss
Teacher:the bell doesn’t dismiss when you leave
Me:then the bell doesn’t tell me when to go to class
Or just leave
I do it all the time
@ray dakid ... -_-
Mom: Clean your room!
Son: Its MY room!
Mom: Its MY house!
Son: If its your house, go clean it!
yes
lmao rekt 😂
YES XD XD
Winner!
W
1: take out the trash
2: but i dont like taking you out
Oooooof yasss
Or you could say "I would, but I don't have enough money to take you out"
@@camistar3468 That would be an insult to yourself though...
@@swagpoptart6532 yeah
@@camistar3468 lol my comeback would be:
"Well i would take out the trash but.. I don't like carrying trash just for you to get thrown in a whole failure like yourself"
@@camistar3468 that sounds like you're gonna take someone on a date but you are too poor :/
Mom "GO READ"
Son *turns on subtitles* XD
Rg Playz I get it
+1,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos lol u just have 7subs, not even close
Clorox Bleach Hi clorox 😆
omg yeah xDD
Rg Playz I just look at memes
Teacher: What are u looking at
Me: An undiscovered species
Highly Underrated
What?
@Sonic Gamer got to be kidding look at ur pfp
my fav 😂😂😂😂
I’m you, but more delicious 🤤
these aren't comebacks, these are people pretending to be clever in situations they will never get into.
Samiullah Khan they're still comebacks in realistic situations
Samiullah Khan ikr
I got into one of these situations a lot if times
Samiullah Khan like u
They are comebacks ur trying to be clever in situations you will never get in to
Bully: you look like an egg.
Me: well at least eggs get laid.
Bully: well at least i got my first
kiss.
Me: your mom dosn't count.
Bully: *runs off crying*
sorry if bad
xfirelessdraggonx ko it's bad
@@burnkern "You Look Up Cheesy Insults Online to make it seem as though you were bright enough to think them yourself." Well the only time id be looking up a cheesy insult is when words cannot be eaten
@@ginabarber7988 it is lame because your roasts wont make sense until u get your hairline straight
Can everybody here stop fighting? None of you had proof she or he searched it up. She/he may of thought of it but it’s on the internet already. just *stop* Please? (I think it’s a he) smh
99% of these would get u killed at my school
right
matty amicaterra SAME!!!
matty amicaterra lol
Because they all have your mom type jokes or bad word jokes.
matty amicaterra xd
When a teacher say the test is easy say this
*because you have the answers*
"C'mon things could be worse".
"Yeah you could be here".
Or if you fail a test and the teacher is yelling at you, tell them they didn’t teach you good enough
@@cocoaandi154 when you fail a test just say you failed to teach
New title 10+ ways to get suspended
ADL111 yep
Exactly
Agreed
More like expelled
not a good title, that's one way to get suspended mixed with ways to do that.
If a kid asks you: Why r u so ugly?
Tell them: Im you from the future
What if the kid was a boy and you are a girl
+Nhi Huynh
It works better
+Videogameguy909 LOL
+Videogameguy909 what? ._.
+Nhi Huynh
It's more of an insult.
I must study these comebacks so when someone tries to roast me I can roast them back 10 times harder.
LikeThisComment me 2 xD
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LikeThisComment Fr y I'm here
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facts
I'm the type of person that only dreams of saying this to my ratchet teacher
@Amina Ibrahim shut up
Amina Ibrahim no she doesn't
@Amina Ibrahim no.
@Amina Ibrahim you have the name of a teacher in my school which is also my neighbor AHAHA
@Amina Ibrahim i don't hate all my teachers, just the ones who make me depressed.
my favourate joke
"FAIL"
"no one asked for your life story" 😂😂
Yes! Same! I WILL say that to one of the boys In my class >:D
Ok
"haha, you failed"
"so did your dad's condom"
😂😂😂
"Boy you're so ugly you make God want to commit genocide on disabled people".
@@camistar3468 aight hows the result from 4 years
Me and my friends’ conversations:
Shut up.
No.
Ok.
Haha
🙄
Cuz hes or she is a teacher
Relatable
@@cobus81 What? You have Friends?? (Lol it's a joke)
Lil meow meow's being a cute ass cat doesn’t even make sense
Im a quiet person and if somebody asks..
"Why are you so quiet?"
I say "Why are you so noisy?"
I'd say 'I talk but not to u'
Beacuse we arent awkward
Aww your hard
I'd say "Oh, I don't know! Because I know when to shut up."
Nah you gotta say, why the fuck won’t your dad comeback
Me: Stop being mean to me
Bully: make me
Me: your mom already made that mistake
Ummm it means when the person was born it was a mistake.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS STUFF!
OOOOOOOOOOOH ROOOOAAAAST
@@dawg2921 STOOPIT
This is just a tutorial on how to make people hate you.
true!
@DarkKlayGM okay thanks?
So something I want and need.
They already do so it's fun to make them hate me more
500th like
Person: you’re annoying
Me:What?
Person: You are annoy-
Me:Huh?!
Person: YOU ARE ANNOYI-
Me: STOP IT! you’re annoying me🙄
Averiana _heart_Of_Flames Um that’s really quite rude
Averiana _heart_Of_Flames ok well just wait a bit until u ask for someone’s age
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Layla Draws that's the friggin point of comebacks
Edit:and thx for 1 like
And now all the 8 and 9 year olds here are all gonna go try it out in school
Dont say ur age boi LOL ur a 1st grader and im 4th grader and your lying that u probably 6th grader
Roblox 1762 92 k ur defo a 4th grader, having ur name with roblox, "ur lying" and calling me a 1st grader, im 14 in the 9th grade so it wouldnt be fair if i violate a kid who commits for games like minecraft and roblox
I’m in 4th grade and I don’t say “ur” so he’s probably telling the truth. (Btw I’m 9 so that offended me ;-;)
CaziiMon Playz yep, uve also proved that ur in the 4th grade with the way u acted
Xx1tzM3rkzxX "having ur name with roblox" Never knew anything related to roblox is wrong/bad
If a teacher ever says
“ why do I hear talking?”
Just say cause you got ears
boy 1 : why are you staring at me
boy 2 : because I'm trying to find your hair line
Dylan Eakes you should day "because I'm trying to look for the point of you"
its just a joke
Dylan Eakes LOL
Dylan Eakes lol perrie knows
Dylan Eakes Weak.
Someone: "Biiiiitch!"
Me: *sarcastically says* "woof"
He he he... That's hilarious! 😝
Blue Wolfe that'll make you the butt of the joke or "the roasted one" and will just prove his point.
*Female Dog*
dude that is old english that joke is outdated
SuperIsakSwahn Um bitch still means female dog today. And then people started to use the term as a swear word. It still means female dog tho 😂
- "oh wow nice comeback"
-"if you wanted comeback, go scrape it of your mums teeth"
old but effective
***** i first heard it like 4 years ago...id still use it tho if the opportunity came up
You're not kidding that one is old. First time I hear that was about 5 years ago. Brings back some memories.
Me and this dude were having an argument, in which he said my comeback was shit, then we both went in for:
Him: You would have better luck getting comeback from your mum's face.
Me: If I wanted comeback, then I would have gotten it off of your mum's chin.
AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
British Comedian made that one.. I'll get back with the name.
Jimmy Carr.
+A Person Yep
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Teacher: Are you talking back to me?
Me: Isn’t that how a conversation works?
Teacher: Where is your homework anyway?
Me: At home?
Teacher: And what is it doing there exactly?!
Me: Having a hella lot more fun than me.
Nice
Wow
Say I'm pretty sure that's how talking works
Oh mah gawd lmao XD
Hhahhahaaaaaaa
A better comeback for "Why are you so quiet?" would be "Im trying to save my voice for more important people." idk. Is that dumb?
Mr Meaty hand them a note saying "only smart people can hear me"
ElectrifyTV i dont know if you were calling youself dumb or trying to make a bad insult...
ElectrifyTV its a comeback for real life...
Mr Meaty that's good😁....I was gonna go with "because if I open my mouth I might bight of my lips because I'm so hungry!!!!"you like it I came up with it?😜
Sorry Jaden, that's not that much of a roast.
Who else is supposed to be doing their h.w
Miyu Martinez
Me, ima fail tommorow
Me lol Im supposed to be studying for exams
xXRoCraftGamezXx Same mine's on Friday I wish you luck
Creamy Waffles Don't worry I'm pretty sure you're going to do great
I just realized me?!!!!
1:35 Wow, I really need to use that!
Chaos cringy
Chaos ikr samee
XD
0:49
No cuz people will thank its yours *BUT ITS NOT* just dont cuz now i thank your joks are other peoples ;-;
Me: im gonna roast everyone at school
Alsome: *forgets everything in 5 mins
That's me
Bully: wacha lookin’ at
Me: the mistake to mama made
once my teacher told me to say why I was late so I said *because someone told me to go to hell,couldn't find it at first but now im here*
TIP-U get suspended
Explosive lol
Explosive I've heard this already get out of class
Explosive Note to self do not copy vines as your own joke
Explosive That ones fucking good😂😂
Explosive thats been overused
Guy who lost a game: THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY CONTROLLER!
Winner: Yeah it's the guy holding it.
Terroriser 2017
Alex Yanes 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I LOVE THIS ONE
Alex Yanes hahahaha
Very underrated comment
Alex Yanes lol
mean fat person: "YOU'RE FAT!"
Comeback: "If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape.
I said that to someone before 😂
@@s6hizo omg what happened when u said that? 😂
@@picklejuice560 he had nothing to say he just walked away
@@s6hizo omg lol
@@s6hizo r/thathappened
yeah...they are good comebacks...but if you actually said this to your teacher... your dead
Elise Bolton ikr
Yeeeep im already in trouble from my own teacher. If i said this most of my classmates would die laughing xD
Minime Westrope lol
Elise Bolton bruh defenitly my teacher bro, she act all gang and shit bro noone fucks with her ,she supposedly in the "hood"
Ill go yolo to the teacher
Girls:"All men are dogs"
Boys:"Dogs are loyal if you treat them right"
😁😁😂😂haha!! that was awesome XD
Magic_Zach because bitch means a female dog C:
Foreseen Forehead lol
The perfect comeback on a feminist
Oh yeah then what breed is your dad?
This is 50/50
This video should really be called 1st grader's official guide
Lmfao
WHEEZE
So I indicate you’re a first grader who’s
Obsessed with Apex 👏👏👏👏
Boomer roasts :|
Fr
Someone random: your so quiet.
My comeback: no one plans a murder out loud do they.
.maybe not.
Random kid:your trash
Me: wow thanks for rating me better than you
10 year old alert
@Gacha Tunss because then your not a real 9 year old to join Pewdiepie's army. Jk
I should use this. This kid in my class calls people trash
2 year old alert 🚨🚨
I'm gonna try this
Suck it
I’m sorry small objects are a choking hazard
That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Sameeee 😂🤣🤣😭
OMG THAT WAS RIGHT WHERE I HAD IT PAUSED AT! XD
Dxpressed weaboo SAME LMFAO
Releasethehounds omfg XD
Lol
Someone said im talking to much i said "and your living to much"
Thanks cuz ppl at my school say u talk too much
@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą i mean they being a dick at first so 😕
@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą You literally have _no_ sense of humor -_-
@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą That's the joke smh
If I talked to much let me know we can talk about it
Authority figure: I'm not done talking!
Me: well I'm done listening.
The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do. Response. Then it doesn't tell me when you arrive either
Halliebear Fraighttraighn nice one!!!
Halliebear Fraighttraighn ohhh ohh roasted XD
My teacher asked why did you fail your test and I said why didn't you educate me properly
Then I got suspended
Legend
you are my inspiration
No
DomoRulz no you failed the test cause you're stupid, end of. Not their fault, you deserve it.
LLT Are you saying you can know how to complete a test without ever being taught anything?
If someone calls you Ugly.
Have a good comeback and say
*_"Sorry, I'm not a mirror."_*
Ow mah gawd THATS SAVAGE
Ultimate Dumpster or say No U
@@rageclan2648 that's weaker
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's the worst comeback ever, everyone says it!
This one kid in my class thou xD
Teacher: I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE
the kid in front of me: then shut up
I still laugh at this to this day xd
They be roasting teachers now
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my god😂😂🤣🤣
XD
He still alive?
LOL THE KID INFRONT OF YOU IS RIGHT
Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: To get away from yo ugly ass.
Krony Driple nah I think he's getting away from a nobody. psst look at you profile pic
+Alberto Vargas I did. What's wrong with it?
Krony Driple wat?!?
Krony Driple Friend:Nah I think its cause your house was on its side of the road
xD
*" Dude that song so old!" "What about your mom? You still listen to her "* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elsie Gi Official LOL
" *You have no friends!*" " *Having no friends is better than being fake friends with you.* "
MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
you got that from the vid lel.
lmao
Get some real likes bro
Those likes donated from me cuz you were poor.
You wanna hear a joke
Me too
Nitro Brady boiiii
Nitro Brady s
Lol
Nitro Brady, perfect 👌👌 👏👏
Nitro Brady I actually chuckled at this.
I have a comeback story against teachers:
Teacher: no talking during class!
Student: no teaching during my conversation!
Teacher: your gonna be kicked out of this school if you keep behaving like this!
Student: at least you'll be kicked out of my life!
Teacher: I should have a little talk with your mom!
Student: my mom cant solve all your problems ya know!
Teacher: that's it! Two week suspension!
Student: finally I have a way to miss school!
Teacher: I'll be sending your homework over those weeks!
Student: and I'll be throwing those down a river over those weeks!
Teacher: I'm keeping you after school!
Student: sorry but I cant make it because I have a life
Teacher: you think I want to stay here with you!?!?
Student: its not like you have anyone to go home to!
Teacher: THATS IT! DETENTION!!!!
Student: while I'm living it up in detention away from you.... you'll be teaching 26 other me's
Teacher: enjoy working at McDonalds !
Student: at least they pay a better salary than your's!
Teacher: Your never getting into college!
Student: I dont want to go somewhere where I'm gonna end up like you thinking I'd get better!
Teacher: why dont you hurry to detention!
Student: why dont you hurry to the plastic surgeon!
Teacher: (slaps students face)
Students: EWWWW!!!! Your gonna spread the ugly disease!
Teacher: you cant get what you already have!
Student: awww so cute, your starting to learn beginner come backs!
Teacher: I learned from you
Student: and to think that I can teach something in a minute when you cant teach anything in a year!
Teacher: I'm ending this right now, good bye you stinking brat!
Student: what a wimp. Cant think of anymore comebacks or cant take anymore being thrown at you
Teacher: ...
Student: giving me the silent treatment eh? Finally you stop talking!
Teacher: I might as well fail you!
Student: trying to be brave? Well the principal might as well fire you for not teaching us anything
Teacher: I quit my job!!!!
Student: Damn it, you already beat me to working at McDonald's... guess I'll have to work somewhere else!
Teacher: you can take my job when your older!
Student: at least the students would love me unlike you
Teacher: good bye you misshapened alligator
Student: hopefully not in a loooooong while you ugly, filthy crocodile
Edit: guys please 👍this comment... it took half an hour to come up with this whole thing 😤
🤣🤣🤣👌
Bro let's get this man up to 1k Great job
It's great but dang poor teacher
@@stavcy lol
@@allisonandjt4368 thank you!!
'You're ugly'
'Aww thanks I was trying look like you today'
RainbowGamez Thanks for the comeback, I'm saying that to my brother
RainbowGamez ded😂👌
Wtf are you 12
ive seen that so many times in vids copy boy
You look gay
That's not a very good pick up line
Teacher: Why are you sleeping
Me: Your voice is smooth and I fell asleep
Teacher:Why ain’t your classmate is sleeping
Me: BECAUSE THEY AIN’T LISTENING TO U!!!
Wow 😂😂
THATS SOOOOO GOOD
I heard that one on radio brah
SPOOKY
It's not ain't it's aren't and take away the is
Teacher: You want to be a class clown
Me: Sure but I think the makeup looks better on you.
Teacher:and Oh think you'd look better in detention
That's my roast back if I was the teacher in that situation
Edit:thx for 2 likes I honestly thought that was a bad roast
Me: And you'd look better off the school commitee
Student: **Roll's Eye's**
Teacher: Yeah yeah keep on rolling your eyes you will find a brain there.
(I'm probably annoying for this but aRmY?)
Not bad
Not like you have any.
Also teacher: oh right you don't
Army!💜
The people who put thumbs down on the video where teachers
Charlie Truby no just anyone with a sanity
*were*
*Or bullies that got roasted by one of these lol*
I put the thumb down because these r shit insults
*were
Person: Why are you so quiet?
Me: *Smiles like a psychopath*
*Turns to them with head tilted to the side*
Me: Does my silence make you uncomfortable?
Congrats. If you do this, everyone will leave you alone :P
Thx
This is also very good if you're being followed home, but you just don't say anything. Give them a half-sane grin with the head tilted, sling your bag off your shoulders and then slowly unzip it. Boom. Problem solved.
Beatrix Linetti lmaoooo
Kitty Kat wow, that's edgy and sad if you think that's a comeback.
It's just my opinion.
OMG I DID THIS BEFORE LOL
Teacher: is your homework done
Student: is my test graded
Teacher: I have other students’ tests to grade
Student: I have other teachers’ homework to do
Lmao I seen this online somewheres XD I died lol
lol
perfect A+ for you
Lol
My teacher would probably say, "I have more students!" acting sooo smart, while all the teacher has to do for each test is check the answer key -_-
Teacher: um excuse me, are you too talking in class ?
Me: yes do you want us to speak louder
Me: SCREAMSSSSSSSSSS
That’s not a roast that’s a bulls***
That’s some corny white comebacks
@@georgewbush43 yo dude remember me? :^)
「Omar gacha」 yes I do actually
@@georgewbush43 k good.
0:35 that one would get me in trouble
Yea
αrmαヅ lmao your scared pussy
@@chelseaK11 nah he scared too do it too himself 😂
Triqz_ Official
Well bud, you are what you eat.
I guess that makes you a dick.
Triqz_ Official lmao at least he’s not you
0:38 the girl who’s sitting on the front side of the table has a bow that looks exactly like her ears so it looks like she has a long ear 😂😂
OMG IT DOES !!!! 🤣
Yeeeee
Lol
LOL
Oh yeah true, also in 0:38 the teacher has no shoes and no socks
the just ask your sister one is maaaddddd
this is the best one yet
just ask your sister would imply your talking to your child, and you wouldnt be saying that to your child and if you have a child then it would be obvious your not a virgin
are you trying to be smart?
hey Alfie who is AIRLITE 400
pigfacelord ?
I drew a koala once and this guy in my class says “That looks ugly” and I said “Oh well that sucks cause I tried to make it look like you.”
XD
Omg 😂
@@baconboiii67 LOL 😂
@@baconboiii67 dumbass
@@user-ye9bc7nw2c Sorry if you didn't like my Comment i deleted it
Emilio (My friend): "Ma'am, may I use the restroom?"
The substitute: "Well, can you?"
Emilio: "Well, can you get a full time job?"
OOHHHHHHHH
NylosProsasiKyurem you got that from eh bee family
Eh bee
NylosProsasiKyurem ik this 1 already
sub:can u get any job?(works if Emilio doesn't have a job/is student)
I await the day when you can download hundreds of comebacks directly into your brain and have them on stand-by to use in any situation.
You. Your a genius
You're*
Yessss
Did you just wind up mashing your keyboard?
+Swaggy Meme Noscoper You watch a video that includes 10 comebacks and yet you still don't have any good comebacks, that's just sad.
Every 12 y/o will use these on xbox now... Thanks
Nick Gonzales yup
Nick Gonzales nope not me.
Yep
yeah but that's how you know they are so sad to look up comebacks BTW I didn't search this it was recommended
+Shane Hennessy Same
Smart phones smart watches smart tablets
*When will they start making smart people?*
oooooooooo😎
until I settle their grave with flowers.
Cringe.......
Oop-
@@zz._br go get em *man behind the slaughter*
Them: "What did you say?"
You: "Nothing"
Them: "Thats what I thought you said"
You: "Then why'd you ask?"
XD
This is boot camp for all of the 12 year old on UA-cam
K9uKNIT ikr
im 12
12 likes....O_o
K9uKNIT I'm ten but these are fucking awesome
Jonathan Tejeda If I could could list all the 10 year Olds who swear,I d be here for days.
Comeback
Roses are red violets are blue i loved life just not with you
You will get dumped
Michael Kotsano comebacks to girls who call u ugly.
Roses are red
Your heart is black
Also your chest is as flat as your back :)
Michael Kotsano violets are purple
@@onedirectionspotato9597 No voilets are voilets
Michael Kotsano this isnt a comeback Einstein
Bully: where did you learn those comebacks
Me: from your moms lessons that she use to teach you with
Me: *Pours water on bully*
Bully: WHY DID YOU DO THAT???
Me: Oh,I thought the witch would melt.....
Myra Mae Flores to be honest that's actually so bad. Some people should just stick to being made fun of.
Abdi Abdi Didn’t actually happen to me. Just an idea
Abdi Abdi And some people like you should get a education and graduate.
Myra Mae Flores stfu you copied someones comeback dislike
OHHHHHHHHH
Teacher: who gave you permission to talk??
Me: YoUr MOm
NobodyLovesYou gay
Karen’s UA-cam for Fortnite stuff.
Well emmm that’s cringe
Joe
myself why?
Someone said to me ' why are you so quiet? ' I said, ' Oh, I'm not quiet I just don't talk to people I don't like'
isabel oxley I'm using that. I didn't talk in primary school to anyone but my friend.
Weak man, weak
Dont listen to them i have trouble coming up with comebacks
Oh my fucking god brehh I can't wait for a little white boi to try me with of these smartass comments ooof
I actually said that to a bully 2 years ago. Then he tried to punch me and he missed.
Bully: You way too fat 😂😂
Me: Your flatter than a pancake and I’m the thicc version of you.
Being skinny is better than fat so not a roast
You talk so much, your mouth can't hold that much food, but you can hold all that stuff to say
Why are u so quiet?
My mom told me a long time ago if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all
That's pretty good
l
Mohammed Elamin
Richard Cooper
If you have nothing nice to say
come sit by me so we can make fun of people together.
And I oop-
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Response: "What, Your life?"
That's not even a comeback, that's just being a jerk.
Dude, most of these questions make you being a jerk, lmao
Swardiet They were mean first though
excetly!
Guy: Can I tell you a joke?
You: I heard of all of them. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, YOU.
This joke shouldn't be offensive in anyway. So no hate replies please.
Me : FINDERS KEEPERS!
a girl: have u found this yet? 'Holds up middle finger'
Me: ya i did i found it in your mouth
Niiice
jefferson jiang If that girl was me I would have slapped you so hard. I don't mess with that.
Bully: GO GET A BRAIN!!!
Me: sorry I already have one
And he doesn't lol
You should say okay I will, for you but use it properly
"Sorry don't need another brain"
KID- what r u looking at
KID2- still tryna figure it out
METRIXX KNIGHT
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good one XDD
METRIXX KNIGHT lol this is actually good
METRIXX KNIGHT OHHHH SHANP
SAVAGE
Bully: You’re rude!
Me: You existing is rude
No a bully would just kick your ass.
Okay Then
Then I would yell stuff at them in German, and then walk away
Bully: My existence is rude to you, just like the existence of lions is rude to zebras, you are getting killed after school smarty pants. You: Fuck
Omar Thrallenhagen so true
Bully: My existence is rude while yours is too nice, guess that makes you a pussy. Smartass.
That last one tho XD STILL gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You're ugly!" "Excuse me, I am not a mirror!"
Blue Wolfe yup
Blue Wolfe hahahaha. I got the perfect one
Me: im on fire!
Bully: r u calling me ice?!
Blue Wolfe wow I thought I was the only one to think of that hadn't watched the video
I literally always say that 😂
Weak.
0:38
Teacher: “Why are you talking in my lesson?”
Me: “Why are you barefoot in school, ma’am-”
My fave: "Why're you talking during my lesson?"
"Why're you teaching during my conversation?"
sameeeee
"WHAT ARE THOOOSE?!?!" "Something you can't afford"
xX_SnakeVenom_Xx ayyyy
xX_SnakeVenom_Xx Those two are now dead
xX_SnakeVenom_Xx
BITCH: what are those
me: shoes that you can't afford
BITCH: I can afford them
me: then why are you not wearing them
BITCH: THOSE SHOES ARE FOR GIRLS!!!!!
ME: SO. YOU SAID YOU COULD AFFORD THEM. BUT TOO BAD YOU CANT
2 DAYS LATER............
BITCH: YOUR'RE SO UGLY AND I AM AWESOME
ME: TO BAD UGLY STARTS WITH U AND AND AWESOME ENDS WITH ME
KIDS IN YARD:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNNNNNNN GET ROASTED
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Kadeshe Taylor yes. like 61 percent of the school is sexist and think girls can't roast
2:49 that’s like a triple joke lol! 😂!
Who dafuq says that someones dick looks like a TIK TAK
The person who hates me said
Her: you have no friends
Me: really
Her: yeah!
Me: at least my friends arnt mirrors
Booooom she was pissed!!!!!!
xo. Laily ox wow your cool 😐
CAN I GET ALL YOUR COOLNESS
Dude lemme find the cool
The 7K who disliked, are the people I used this on :))
Karthik V K yep I agree with u
Karthik V K u roasted 7000 people cool
Karthik V K I ROASTED 7001 ha GOT EM
Oooooh dang roasted 😂👌👌👍👍👍
Karthik V K 😂😂😂
2:35 this was a cricket sledge
Zachary That Guy hahaha nice garry
Z
Zachary That Guy lol
The thumbnail has shaggy on it
Wow congratulations you should get a trophy!
@@tristanviso9468 lmfao
Tbh if you said many if these in British secondary school, you would probably get yourself into a fight with some girl who thinks their cool or something like that idk
-Why are you talking during my lesson?
-why are you teaching during my conversation?
*I did that to my teacher, got suspended*
Well shit.
LOL
Poor u doe xD
Ya right ya did ya
Dude this could've happend but you literaly stole the top comment wtf dude
On Halloween some punk in my history class said "Hey, what are you supposed to be, a freak?" So then I roasted him by saying, "Possibly. And what are you supposed to be for Halloween, a disappointment?" Everyone including the teacher laughed.
Panda Master good
Panda Master Noice
Panda Master that's rlly offensive. there's something wrong in saying racist things and sexist things, but theirs nothing wrong with making fun of alternative people.
EternityHuntress I don't see how that's offensive
ILikePokemon 219 It's like me saying to a black person, "What are you supposed to be for Halloween? A cookie? "
THESE ROASTS ON FLAMES 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Burn baby burn
BDogXXI Gamer Dude WTH
Then I guess I'll have to water them
teacher: i’m waiting
me: for what your paycheck
OOOOOOO THAT'S SO UNDERRATED OMG TYSM
*Why are u so Quiet?*
Cause looking at u made me muted.
Edit: if u want to this can be put into a compliment for ur crush 😄
Angelika GamerPro I just realized that this can also be a compliment
{{Angelika The_YogurtGacha}} *cringe*
Oooo that's deep
@@henryruston9572 really? -_-
Aspen The Cat it’s not even proper english
Talking behind my back, huh?
That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
Gēnø /Quiet, Engaged to Reaper.\ Nice
Gēnø /Quiet, Engaged to Reaper.\ best com back ever
Pretty good.
Teacher: why are yoo talking during my lesson?
Me: why are you teaching during my conversation?
😂😂😏
After school : *Gets a call home*
Your Mom : Guess who got a call home from school today?
You :Meeeeee!!!!
Also your Mom : Who is also about to get the beating of a lifetime?😊
Also you: *Crickets*
Danny Chrispin
Teacher: Because I’m the teacher....?
@@foodislife1975 these are just generic arguments people will use when they lack creativity skills.