The slightly muffled koala voice when the door is closed and when he saying "fuckin hell, dead koala walking" after jumping out.... Just fantastic little details.
I’d visit Darwin just to get the T-shirt. And I’ll bring one from my neck of the woods, “Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn” it’s a bar and hotel half way between Nanana and Fairbanks, Alaska.
I love the muffling of koala voice when he's got the door closed and then getting quieter as he walks away, nicely done. :D Loved the 'I'm in charge of music" and "Well that's racist." :D :D :D :D :D
@@RenaxTM91 Dear, may i ask if that's ok what does the Koala means when they said that? I'm sorry i'm still learning the English Language and i'm 13, thank you much.
I've always wondered if people see viral videos of them doing to retarded shit and the internet is just roasting their whole life to pieces 😂 i would hate to be one of them people in a video doing some off the chart dumb shit and it has like 20 million views 😂
ZSTRODE. - Tim wasn't doing 'dumbshit' though, he was being very gentle and pragmatic. So it's a good thing Ozzy always tries the best he can to get permission for these types of videos.. Much like the ultimate parodist Weird Al Yankovic.
Your voice modulation/editing is impeccable!!! How many of you noticed the tone change? From 1:10 to 1:14 like the voice is coming from inside of the car! Man.... Epic!!!🙏🤝
The little head movement the koala makes that was so perfectly timed with "welcome back" had me genuinely forgetting that it WASN'T the koala talking for a second
This has got to be the most Australian thing I've ever seen. I knew you guys had testicular fortitude, but to climb into a primate's metal box and then demand a road trip! Would have never thought of it, then he had to pull the race card and insinuate you're a tree dweller. The nerve of some jerks. Edit: corrected my spelling error of thought. Originally had it as though, must've been my primate brain rebelling against me for siding with the Australian.
I opened the fridge today and was immediately attacked by a roll of paper towels that leapt on me from the top of the fridge. I barked, "Karate!", and those paper towels immediately fell still and played dead on the floor. It works, I'm telling you. Karate!
Huh, i have lived in Australia all my life.... 48 years and have never seen a Koala in the wild. So if i was that tourists hire car insurer i would say "sure, was that before or after the Tasmanian Tiger chewed the floor mats?".
@@randomsomeone1617 what is mads of freaking leather? I drive a 2015 mustang i get pissed when my girlfriend puts her feet! My son has even tried to draw on it with a pen while I was vacuuming my car out lol never left a mark! That's crazy!
The only thing in my truck thats "leather" is my ratty old falling apart belt I wear. My plastic dash on the other hand seems to scratch when you look at it funny.
@@CaptainArn On a serious note, I don´t think he would get any compensation since he left the window open. If he is using the video as evidence that would be pretty clear.
@BIG GAINS True story: koalas are very smooth brained. He clearly didn’t see the glass, and even after multiple attempts of trying to get through it and failing, he still kept trying for waaay too long. Lol.
I know that other people have commented on the “Karate” line - but damn! Huge points for such an off the cuff hilarious line at the exact instant it happened! I think I have laughed over that for 10 minutes straight. 😂 OMG! Thank you for making my day!
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"A eucalyptus deal went south", lmao this is the el chapo of koalas
Died when we said that
Narcos: Down Under!
I just saw this and "the deal went south"))))))
That was so funny!!!
Lmao - I was getting ready to leave a comment quoting the same line.
The slightly muffled koala voice when the door is closed and when he saying "fuckin hell, dead koala walking" after jumping out....
Just fantastic little details.
wanted to comment on that, beat me to it.
That was brilliant ey
LOST it at this! Also when he muffled voice when he closed the door and walked around the car, opens up the other door “hello” 🤣🤣🤣
Ozzy Man kills it everytime! Funny AF!
Hilarious and well done!
“That is where you belong up in a tree”
“That’s racist”
I laughed. You always put me in a good mood, Ozzy
Yeah this part killed me.
Same here...
I'm in public and definitely snorted when I heard that
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂->💀
Bloody beaut
"thanks for the damage to my car"
"You'll get over it." 🤣😂😂
David Gauthier - lol
LMAO
Jajaj. I didnt heard one cause of the laught with "thats racist"
Leave your car open to nature, get what nature provides. 😂
That line got me good 😂
*Can we please go? I've got a price on my head... A eucalyptus deal went south...*
@SASBETA SQUADRON That sounds like the intro of a great Netflix series.
@@diptasarkar7140 No such thing.
The deal went down under
I didn' realize it was "the koala" script until halfway into the video, thought some other (third) guy was behind the scene...
"Give me a beer! I'm stressed"
A random koala 2019
No no no its
Koala give me a beea
🤣🤣😀😀😀🇨🇦🌍❤🙏
I'm enjoying the dialogue style, Ozzy Man!
Ay second that
Deffo
Definitely
Especially when he goes to get him around the other side and the “koala” is muffled inside the car… LMAO
Was unexpected and brilliant
This guys is getting 0 stars on uber from the koala
🤣
@Mycel......... and that's the true story of how the rapist uber driver was jailed for life. No questions asked
Ha lol
he ubered the car 😁
"You can touch me in Darwin"...Dear People of Darwin, please make this your tourism slogan
No kidding.
We'll think about it.
I’d visit Darwin just to get the T-shirt. And I’ll bring one from my neck of the woods, “Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn” it’s a bar and hotel half way between Nanana and Fairbanks, Alaska.
New slogan / T-shirts: "You can touch me in Darwin ... Down Under"
@@billt8504 Or (maybe even better) - "You can touch me Down Under - in Darwin" ;)
“ put that wanker of a dog in the back” 😂😂
LMFAO!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That was the best.
I was so weak when he said that 💀👻💀
doggie blew it as a protector
1:12 The " how ya goin? welcome back" absolutely killed me.
Ailios the koalas head motion fitted it perfect 😂
Legendary
Same. One of my fave parts I come back to watch over again.
@@mangakamaiden Same on 00:16 "fucking... Drive"😂😂
An Eucalyptus leaf deal went south 😂😂😂
Got me on that one Ozzyman ..LOL
Heard it as I read this starting laughing and my son turns to me asking me what is so funny daddy and I didn't know what to say 😂
Sounds like it's got a colloquial context
Agreed. That was hilarious 😂
Went sour. Sigh
An eucalyptus? Sounds funny but looks right. I’m so lost Is it A or An?
I love the muffling of koala voice when he's got the door closed and then getting quieter as he walks away, nicely done. :D
Loved the 'I'm in charge of music" and "Well that's racist." :D :D :D :D :D
Kicking up the production to the next level. Can't wait for Ozzy Man's G.O.T reviews for the upcoming season !!!! going to be absolute gold.
Helgacabbage
When he touched the koala I was waiting for a “Creepy Joe” comment.....
😂 😂 😂 Yea! And the muffled "dead koala walking" as he runs to the tree
Platinum
That was amazing editing skills Oz!! Immersion level 100
This has gotta be one of Ozzy Mans best work, literally every line of this is quotable (at least down here) & got me in stitches. Bloody good job mate
Man: "Thats where your supposed to be, up in that tree"
Koala: "Well thats racist"
😂😂😂😂
You're*
"You'll get over it..."
@@imabigscrewball no u
actually spit out my drink at that comment..
@@RenaxTM91 Dear, may i ask if that's ok what does the Koala means when they said that? I'm sorry i'm still learning the English Language and i'm 13, thank you much.
This is my favourite video now, gosh I hope it reaches the guy who filmed it.
He'd finally get to hear what the other guy was saying all along
I've always wondered if people see viral videos of them doing to retarded shit and the internet is just roasting their whole life to pieces 😂 i would hate to be one of them people in a video doing some off the chart dumb shit and it has like 20 million views 😂
he says in the description that Tim let him use the video so I'm sure he knows ☺
ZSTRODE. - Tim wasn't doing 'dumbshit' though, he was being very gentle and pragmatic. So it's a good thing Ozzy always tries the best he can to get permission for these types of videos.. Much like the ultimate parodist Weird Al Yankovic.
@@yustinj Ozzy Man is a top bloke and had my full permission to use the vid. did a fantastic job!
@@timwhitrow7975 Something you'll always remember - especially now you know what he was saying :)
"Put that wanker of a dog in the back and lets go!" Omg this is hilarious regardless how much you watch it.
The dialog in the video does not have a weak spot. But this sentence is one of the best :-)
😀😀🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦🇨🇦🌍🌍🌍
I was going to comment the same
😂😂🤣🤣
I just watched it for the 4th time and still lmao 🤣
"I really need you to get out of my car."
"Well it's not going to happen mate."
Absolutely fascinating creatures ....... those Aussies
The koalas aren't half bad either lol
We're a bit different
I'll be damned. I thought you we're talking about the koala. I have to go back to read it right. You funny.
Hell Yeah we are!
Yeah man, 😅😅😅😅
Priceless! Can we just remove sound from the whole animal planet channel and have Ozzy Man do voices? 😂
I KNOW RIGHT??!!🤣🤣🤣💖💖👌
I'm totaly behind that
that eagle video was a gem already and now this. just love it
Hey 👋 Dipshit. Let’s Go ❤️
You Will Get Over IT 💚
1:09 wow that attention to detail. Muting the koala’s voice as the door was closed
Ozzy my Man U genius!!!!!
Ozzy man if we don't say this enough thank you for things like this your work is appreciated
How many times has this happened to you?
Bear Grylls: This reminds me of a time I was in this exact situation.
he drank his piss
the new meme!
Except it was with a crocodile
I love this new meme
@Scott Johnstone ok
This video never gets old. Seen it countless times now and still keep coming back.
-"Gimme a beer! I need a beer!"
-*Koala 2019*
Everyone 2019
I’m thirsty and stress. VB i’ll do.
Guess it'll be Koala Beer
scooter2099 I think Aussies should start to make this kind of brand of a beer.
Your voice modulation/editing is impeccable!!! How many of you noticed the tone change? From 1:10 to 1:14 like the voice is coming from inside of the car! Man.... Epic!!!🙏🤝
also at 2:24
I literally pictured Ozzy man with his hand over his mouth talking.
Yes we all got that, verry attentive of you. Good job detektive.....
KAUSHIK RAO lol agreed
Per Gustafsson
You must be the life of the party.
"I'll pay for fuel, I'll buy snacks" where does he keep his "koalawallet"...lol?
Underrated joke
nice one mate
Same as a prison wallet.
Probably in his pocket
They do have a pouch like a kangaroo don't they? Btw, do only the females have pouches? I'm from Europe but I like to be informed.
@@forton615 yes, only females have the pouches, the pouch faces backwards so as to protect baby from all the climbing mum does.
"I'm stressed! I need a beer!"
perhaps Koalas aren't that different to humans after all.
"they sleep by day and make love by night, like we do mostly"
well since eucalyptus leaves contain toxins it's like they're kinda drunk anyways lol
@@fl260 Not all of us
No, it wasn't a real koala talking, it was Ozzyman. Just another human.
This is gold! This goes in my top 5 Ozzy videos of all time! Well done sir
I already watched 3 times. To bad not many of my friends understand English, but yeah this video is pure gold
"You'll get over it." 😆😆😆 Cheeky bugger.
"that's where you supposed to be, up in the tree"
"that's racist!"
Killed me xD
Hahaha subtle comment yet hilarious as hell 😂
The dude above you said the same thing
Same!!! Have now watched 4 times in a row and just pissing myself laughing!!
The little head movement the koala makes that was so perfectly timed with "welcome back" had me genuinely forgetting that it WASN'T the koala talking for a second
It is the koala talking, mate
Yes, Ozzy Man to narrate Planet Earth III with David Attenborough.
What part of I need to get to Darwin is confusing you!?
The *_"KARATAY"_* made me blow a snot bubble.
😂😂
Luv it 🤣
You win.... 😂😂
I am amused by this.
The Karatay made me cough laugh 😂
I hope that little fella is still alive after the last few months.
Alex B and the Joey It’s pouch. I heard it was a mother koala
It's defo dead
@@BipoIarbear How's your illness ATM?
The himten killed it, cause the guy didn't help to reach Darwin
Nah fuckem he dead
This type of voiceover is pure GOLD I love it 😂😭😂😭
"You can touch me in Darwin."
Such a sheila line.
id rather touch their map of tassy!
🤣
Most be hard for you boys in Australia in America we go straight for virginia... sorry that was bad joke and I'm sorry
God damn you I was going to snag that line for a comment
@@mrtophat6431 - Virginian here, can confirm :P
I love the animal voice overs like this. This is the best 🤣🤣
I swear! If a koala could speak, it'd definitely be in Ozzy's voice
Considering they are the dumbest marsupials on the planet, yeah na, i don't think they would...
@@maxnaz47 They would.
@@maxnaz47 and you're the dumbest human being for not getting the joke
This is a different style that I've seen you do, it was like you were there. Good work!
Omg when he said you belong in the tree and he said that’s racist I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack
I had an asthma attack too when I lost it at "put that wanker of a dog in the back!"
_Just bring him to Darwin ffs he already promised to buy snacks._
This has got to be the most Australian thing I've ever seen. I knew you guys had testicular fortitude, but to climb into a primate's metal box and then demand a road trip! Would have never thought of it, then he had to pull the race card and insinuate you're a tree dweller. The nerve of some jerks.
Edit: corrected my spelling error of thought. Originally had it as though, must've been my primate brain rebelling against me for siding with the Australian.
Probably the most Aussie thing on the internet all it’s missing is land down under in the background
Keep replaying "KARATE!" and that little chop...
Lmao same
That's my favorite part. LMAO
I opened the fridge today and was immediately attacked by a roll of paper towels that leapt on me from the top of the fridge. I barked, "Karate!", and those paper towels immediately fell still and played dead on the floor. It works, I'm telling you. Karate!
:-D :-D ripper!
1:32 press me every other second.
Enjoy 😉
Hahah ..”I’ll have to spend a month in this tree, at least!” Loved it 👍
"Let's turn the car into a jeep. It'll be great" lmao
On one hand, claw marks in your dash probably isn't great, but on the other hand you'll remember this moment forever.
Exactly, he should be grateful for the souvenir
If he sells the car, he'll get a hundred bucks more if he shows the video 😂
Might make a good selling point..................
@@user-vj5ty1ex1m Yh. White people really do be like that. I'll bet the dashboard will be kept as a family heirloom ay?
😂
James Blenkinsopp Exactly lol
Dude: Thanks for damaging my car.
Koala life lesson: You’ll get over it.
Me: Apparently Koalas are now my life coach. Inspiring words right there.
You're taking this way too Seriously Sam.
zinny999 ‘‘twas a joke my good sir.
I watch this from time to time,it always makes me laugh and make my day! Thanks.
Imagine if thats a rental car and he's a foreigner
And how did you damage the dashboard?
A freakin koala scratched it
Sounds about right, okay
He had the proof (recorded video) tho... so...😇😇😇
I guess I'd call the police or something like animal protection if that happened to me 😁
Haha yea, man it is dirty in his car, I don't think he gives many f***s anyway
@@bo007duke4 Can confirm, zero F's given.
Huh, i have lived in Australia all my life.... 48 years and have never seen a Koala in the wild. So if i was that tourists hire car insurer i would say "sure, was that before or after the Tasmanian Tiger chewed the floor mats?".
And i was pissed when my friend scratched my dash with his backpack....
This dude went Freddy Kruger on his dash.
How the fuck do you scratch a dash with a backpack?
@@zstrode.8953 zippers my friend.... zippers.
@@randomsomeone1617 what is mads of freaking leather? I drive a 2015 mustang i get pissed when my girlfriend puts her feet! My son has even tried to draw on it with a pen while I was vacuuming my car out lol never left a mark! That's crazy!
But I have scratched my car from my belt washing it!
The only thing in my truck thats "leather" is my ratty old falling apart belt I wear. My plastic dash on the other hand seems to scratch when you look at it funny.
Excellent sound work!!!! Completely perfect with video action. Good chuckle, Thank You! and Best Regards!
This has series written all over it! Just Ozzy playing the roles of lots of dodgy koalas!
Definitely!
I wish he would. Could have a soap going 😁
Yeah... they're bloody dodgy alright... I thought the dodgy koala was my cat... colour me surprised!
The dude - "Thanks for all that damage to my car"
Ozzy the Kuala - "you'll get over it".
That was Epic.
alok kawle Screedle Beedle dee dee
"A eucalyptus deal went South.". One of Ozzy's best commentaries!
“You’re gorgeous”
“Thank you”
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Thanks for all the damage to my car."
"You'll get over it." 🤣🤣🤣
No matter how crazy my day has been this video always brings me joy 💙💙💙
Props to the bloke for being as gentle and patient with the animal.
He really was sweet about it. This video never gets less funny to me.
I love how patient and calm that guy is.
“I want a beer, give me a beer” now that’s a real genuine aussie koala right there
Imagine explaining this one to the insurance company.
"So how exactly did the inside of your vehicle get wrecked?"
"A dodgy Koala did it."
He's got it on video so it'd probably be pretty easy.
"Soooo, what had happened was..."
@@CaptainArn On a serious note, I don´t think he would get any compensation since he left the window open. If he is using the video as evidence that would be pretty clear.
Just a usual day in Australia
Drop kids off at school
Take dog for walk
Return koala to outback
Lol, so envious.
In a Outback(Subaru)!
"I'm in charge of music" just destroyed me. Good video! +sub!
"Ya can touch me in Darwin." Many people's last words.
Dead.....dead koala walking ....
That's racist ...
Thanks for damaging my car:
You'll get over it 😈😈😄
koala*
One of the funniest videos I've seen in quite a while. thanks for brightening up my day!
This one is brilliant especially as the volume decreases and increases as per the frame.
My wife and I quote this all the time now. Must have watched it a dozen times.
Scott McG 😂Same. It's good every time.
"Yes, yes, it's a road trip. Put that fuckin' wanker of a dog in the back!" I can't take it anymore, LOL....
XD
-Guy-Thanks for all the damage to my car
-Koala-You'll get over it
...What it's like having kids
can we remove this glass, i wanna feel wind in my hair :D hilarious
You're supposed to be up in a tree
"That's racist"... ROFLMMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats were you belong up in the tree.
"Thats racist mate" :'D
*where
For a couple of minutes I actually thought Ozzy was behind the camera. This a work of art🎨. You are great mate
You're not very bright, are you?
@@psygn0sis you are the greatest mate. Go solve global warming
In the immortal words of Dean Winchester, "Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."
"I'm in charge of music. This is my seat.."
🎼Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all the doors, It's the only way to live~
Can we remove the glass I want to feel the wind in my hair lol haahahahahahahahahahahahah
The video is hilrious! The comments are killing me! I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BIG GAINS
True story: koalas are very smooth brained. He clearly didn’t see the glass, and even after multiple attempts of trying to get through it and failing, he still kept trying for waaay too long. Lol.
@@missgoodnfilthy2243 yea and its epic and hilarious to see
“That’s where you’re supposed to be, up in the tree☺️”
“Well that’s racist!😤”
"How ya goin? Welcome back." 😂
The Blinky Bill reboot's taking a really strange turn.
"The eucalyptus leaf deal went south" gets me everytime!
1) Open all the car doors.
2) Wait.
3) Success!
4) Beer.
Eucalyptus Leaf deal with South,I gotta get to Darwin .Yo, lmao
Man: "Thanks for the damage to my car"........Koala: "You'll get over it".🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man: "that's where you belong up on the tree"
Koyala : "u are a racist"
“Thanks for all the damage to my car”.... “You’ll get over it” 🤣
'' thank you for all the damage to my car"". Koala:" you'll get over it! Lmao
"Let's turn the car into a Jeep"
"Noooo..."
"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!"
“Welcome back...” 🐨
"let's turn the car into a Jeep, I wanna feel the wind in my hair" 🤣😂
“KARATE!” 😂
I know that other people have commented on the “Karate” line - but damn! Huge points for such an off the cuff hilarious line at the exact instant it happened! I think I have laughed over that for 10 minutes straight. 😂 OMG! Thank you for making my day!
The Koala scars on the dashboard will provide endless laughs in the future... Ha
1:11 "shoo me out the other side like am a fly"
I love the narration from the Koala. I love koalas and always have. Keep up the good work mate. New subscriber right here.
OMFG "KARATE!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So glad I've discovered this channel!
Imagine when it comes time to sell that car, "So what happened to the dash?" "Oh, you know, koalas."