9 Pitches For WWE Fastlane 2023
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Andrew Hodkinson, Tom Campbell and Adam Pacitti make their 9 pitches for WWE Fastlane 2023.
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I have my tickets for Saturday! can't wait, my first and only WWE show was Fastlane 2017, and now I'm going to Fastlane again
Jelly! Have a great time
hope we both have a great time💪🏼 praying i don’t sit near casuals
I'll be there too. Can't wait. This is my first time going to a WWE show.
i got mine too! lets have a time gentleman
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It's what we want to happen!
Now let's up those downs!
Up the Adam Pacitti! Good to see him on a pitches video
Andrews confidence seems to have grown so much on camera lovely to see
I’ve never visualized a pitch so vividly, as i did for Tom’s last pitch
My only question for that last pitch is what's going on during the split with Dekota? I'd love to see her pulled in both directions, being asked by Bayley to help her win, asked by Iyo to stay out of it before eventually snapping, first attacking Bayley for asking her to attack Iyo, but then when Iyo tries to thank her, turning on her for making her have to break up the faction. Lead into a 3 way for the title after Bayley loses the first try 1v1
I'd replace Meiko Satomura with Kairi Sane in Andrew's pitch and we got a winner because for the name recognition and pop. Also I am all for "The Almighty" with Bianca, Profits and Lashley. Awesome pitches as usual!
Save Kairi Sane for Rumble 2024
Although Andrew's last pitch is the one I most want to see happen, Tom's last pitch (but spread out throughout the show) would be an awesome way to introduce a new character.
"Toot toot young man" is going to live rent-free in my head now thank you Tom Campbell for another classic bit😂
Having Carmelo join a heel faction is a good idea it would put him out there as a heel and making dragon Lee the newest member of the lwo is a really good idea and having Bianca as a big heel would be great
Man that Tag team title change was Awesome
If they don’t have Tugboat they can always have Pirate Paul Burchell
IT'S WHAT WE BLOODY WANT TO HAPPEN
Even Adam is fed up with Tom and his shenanigans 😂. I personally prefer my serious pitches, which is why Andrew is my GOAT of pitches.
I watched Raw yesterday and came up with this Shin is beating Seth from pillar to post, Seth is screaming for Becky literally at the top of his lungs, whilst Shin targets the back over and over, Becky runs out, stares down Shin as he smirks creepily hits her with a kick and the Kinshasa brutally, leaving both her a Seth laid out
me and all my roommates are going to our first ever wrestling show for fastlane. couldn’t afford to go to live events a few years ago so we splurged on a ppv. 🤞🏼
Adam looks like Braun Strowman at home in the best way possible now.
Realistically we need someone to animate all andrews pitches
I've been saying the faction mixed tag thing for aew especially after the zero hour match . I said I feel like if there where more factions with women in them like house of black and mix tag pairing would do good for the division. Seems like only sammy an melo were the only mixed tag and that shouldnt be the case, but im also a fan of faction warfare gives people a chance to get on air and show what they have with the time given and build individual story lines within.
Pacitti really just pitched the AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura Last Man Standing Match ending for Shin and Seth. I've already been worried that this feud would be another trip to Dick Kick City, damn you, Pacitti.
Toot Toot young man Toot Toot
Tugboat returning got a pop out of me, Tom's a pitching genius!
I thought for the first pitch was gonna be a Cash-in just as both are completely wrecked
That's not a bad idea since I can't see them putting the title on Shinsuke.
Jade Car Valeting Services is incredible lmao
Proud of you Andrew!!
The BEST intro EVER!! Thank you, Andrew!!
Shinsuke pulls a Rocky in an "I quit" match 6:06 and plays a recording from rollins promo saying he quits
Adams movie style pitches are genius!
I think kairi is returning to help asuka, reforming the kabuki warriors
Popped hard for tuggers😂
Adams looking buff
Saw the thumbnail and thought yes please. That would be a great stable.
23:10 - not a sleeper with the hair, but a Gory Special. Would look far more brutal and unique. A few people use a sleeper already
Name for the Lashsley & Bianca Stable: The AlmightyEST
I'd stick with LA Knight being jumped, but we don't see who it is. Move forward with the handicap as stated, but instead of LA Knight via Tug Boat, we get Randy Orton back. Then we transition into Knight being suspicious of Orton being the one who jumped him, but Orton keeps saving him, and eventually Knight agrees that Orton is a good guy.
And its at that moment that we get an RKO outta nowhere on LA Knight.
Knight v Orton. MONEY.
How close you were on the Io match...👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Damn, Andrew is a fantastic host
I like the I quit match at survivor series between Seth and Shinsuke. Have the end of that be Becky come down for Seth and have Shinsuke threaten Becky to make Seth say I quit
I want to see like a dark World tournament in Wwe a tournament of five fighter teams with one alternate that face each other in matches determined by the team captains (battle Royal, one on one best of fives, one vs one winner stays till the last man, they could also do a mix of tags and triple threats or survivor series matches) with more factions and thrown together teams would be cool with the size of the roster on both shows they could do eight teams and still have half a roster to do other stories
Can't believe you missed the street tugs rather than Tug Profits
Pitch #10: regardless of who is wrestling and what is going on, each segment ends in paul heyman picking up his phone and saying "call Roman Reigns"
Leave it to Tom to have the Russian nesting doll of pitches
Ayo Andrew?😂😂 He what?!😂
Tom wants tugboat as much as HHH wanted the sandwich.
Inter gender is actually more likely imo with Rhea, Nia and Jade being on the roster as they realistically can challenge certain men🤷🏾♀️
I honestly think Rhea is going to get involved in Judgment Day vs Rhodes and Uso. Idk but I imagine Cody in some predicament, ref down, Rhea probably going to hit Cody with the belt but then Jade Cargill debuts and saves Cody
I was hoping the person arriving in the helicopter was going to be Bruce Hart.
Adam beefing up a bit? It fits him well. He looks less like white asparagus this way.😂
Toot toot my good sir Tom! Hey, if Cena can singlehanded beat Nexus, he can beat the bloodline yeah!!!!
I have a ticket to go to Fastlane, but in vintage alextheluchador fashion, I become ill in the days leading up to the show. I really hope I can make it Saturday
Thanks 🎉
Andrew has the best pitches on this channel. it is only right he gets to host.
Adam lookin freshhhh
Biancas hair sleeper : The Medusa Lock
Adaaaaaam
Not the opening 😂
I would suggest calling the groups the tugboats (toot toot) instead of All Mighties
Why didn't the Tugboat get sunk by a Typhoon after dropping of LA Knight?
I hope there are lots of "Tugboat or we riot" signs in the arena, Tom can book All In, he can book himself as an announcer, I believe he can book Tugboat
I love Tom's last pitch, shame his ink ran out before Bruce Hart gets out of the Helicoptor and takes of his jacket
I’m only about half way through the video.
Yes yes yes to Bianca with Bobby and the Profits
But the stable name needs to be “Excellence”
Thank you Pacitti!!! These morons vote “Yes” on everything because they don’t wanna turn down someones hard work but Pacitti denying that nonsense pitch by Tom restored my faith in these guys to moderate their ego
Little Andrew Dingle is the best
In my opinion I think Seth saying I quit makes alot more sense having shinsuke winning the title
Damn what happen to Adam Pacitti, you looking good
Tom using for all the ink for 1 pitch
Can the third spot be Carlito?
I wanna see something happen between la knight and Cena.
Please split the tag titles for the love of god :')
My biggest issue with Adams first pitch is if Seth is that messed up why would Priest cash in.
Vroom Vroom...Smallest guy in the room
Tugboat for everything ever
If it couldn't be Tugboat for some reason. It could be Tsunami.
Toot toot, young man. Toot toot.
the last LWO member wil be carlito
Tugboat is MVP of fastlane.
if not tugboat can we have paul burchill in a pirate ship?
Oh gosh. No wrestler won't wanna get in the White River. I've lived in Indianapolis for over a decade and have never done anything relating to the river. It's really gross and pretty dangerous.
Ok I’m unsure what had me laughing more- the whole tugboat saga or Andrew’s joke about “coming” and edging. Also do not swim in any water around LA unless you have your own pollution testing kit.
Braid to rest as a name for a Bianca submission finisher
Street Profits & Lashley anhilate Kev & sami pre-match. Street profits replace themfor the tag belts.
Profits almost win. Dom is gettng murdered somewhere by Bobby.
Jimmy & Solo run out to stop JD helping but Ripley faces off against Solo. As he goes for the spike, Nia Jax flattens Rhea from behind.
Ref is down.
Nia/Solo/Jimmy go after Montez. Bianca returns & flattens everyone with the street profits.
Priest sneaks a win. Bloodline ringside, JD on the ramp, both look scared. Bianca, profits & Bobby stand inthe ring dominant despite their defeat.
Is Tugboat still with us?
They have been hinting at splitting the tag titles
i highly doubt Nakamura wins again but would be nice
Roman fans 🤟
In my opinion Finn is going to turn on Damian for not letting jd in the judgement day dominik will get kicked out and join lwo
Thought it was gonna be a good video because Jack wasn't there for a godfuckingawful third pitch (as usual) and the first pitch Pacitti brings involves "No Man Standing" jesus fuckin' christ
I didnt even recognise adam pacitti
Toot toot
Why does Tom do this all the time? The shaggy dog story pitches are really annoying to listen to, it's not funny.
I really like Tom most of the time, just feels like his pitches always end up being some extended, unfunny gag
Or the one person Cena didn't expect to see show up and help him is none other then the big dog Roman reigns turning babyface and making Jimmy the new leader of the bloodline
Toot toot, young man. Toot toot.