Imagine you’re taking your bins out for the garbage men at night, and you stop for a second and look as a light comes on across the street. A young lady in a witch hat comes out and throws an egg at a tree. You go to sleep worried and confused.
I thought when you said "garbage men" that you were referring to a group of rascals that perturb your neighborhood every night but I realized you meant like the garbage people who take the garbage, as their job
@@codyRsimpsonrules A young lady in a pointed witch hat was seen last night by her neighbour, Jon Peters (you know, the farmer?) Reportedly, the woman was holding a camera, and filmed herself as she threw an egg at a tree. The egg shattered and did not scream or otherwise announce itself, which is unusual. The woman's intentions are not known, but we advise you to keep your distance if you see her, as he aren't certain if she is a real witch or not. And now, the weather.
@@Flowtail whenever I rewatch this and any other jenny video, I am amazed to find a different, new top comment, like the one about the egg throwing. Amazing.
The only Magic spell I remember (from a book I got at my local library) was to curse an enemy. Step 1 Fill a glass jar with rusty nails Step 2 Fill the jar with urine Step 3 Seal the jar and let it sit for a day Step 4 Smash the jar on that person's porch or front door Like, yes this will ruin their day, but I'm not sure magic will have anything to do with it.
Usually thats used for protection and warding, just without any jars breaking, so I dont really know what the intentions of the author were but I know i dont like them.
Sounds like some misquoted footwork or, "Lets take all the spookiest parts hoodoo spells and mix em up! Gotta be twice as strong! Sulfur powder and possum ribs are kinda hard to find though... Lets use the spookiest part of hoodoo spells that can be found in your house!"
Imagine making fun of someone at school/work and 3 days later they turn up at your door wearing a witch hat and launch a jar of rusty nails and piss at it
Usually jars like that are buried underground or put in cold, dark, undisturbed places and are used for protecting or warding off something specified while making the jar. I cannot believe they’d suggest smashing it on the intended’s door lol
I'm from the previous timeline from when Jenny didn't do magic, and her magic spell literally went back in time a year and made Bernie Sanders lose the Democratic Primary, Trump to Win the General Election, and the USA go nuts about kneeling at football games and starting war in Iran. It's all Jenny's fault that we now live in an alternate timeline.
It’s just so odd. I used to be a nazi until this video came out. Now just the other day, I spoke to a black person and didn’t vomit. Witchcraft works!!
Yes, preety much. And I'm not kidding. I'm a literal witch, and if you wanna get more information about witchcraft I recommend checking "Harmony nice" or "the magick couple"
@@Crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowgirl 😭😂 how’d you watch the whole video and not realize the point is that doing any of those is ridiculous and it’s all in your imagination
"This feels like a total waste of Walnuts but... If it'll end racism, I guess it's worth it." "If any of you notice that racism has ended... That was me" You have amazing one liners ong
When I was a child my parents were super 90’s neopagan, and one time there was this elaborate ‘sun king’ ritual and I was the sun king! And then I learned that actually, some other kid was supposed to be the sun king but then he got sick. So I was a false sun king. I honestly feel this cursed my entire life
Harry Potter but they all do "real" magic. "Today in transfiguration I will teach you to turn a match stick into a needle. First, you must draw a match on a piece of paper. Then envision a match turning into a needle. Then throw the paper out of the window"
When I met my girlfriend I knew she was the one because she had a bag of oysters and bananas on her. Unfortunately we broke up when I found her carving another mans name on a cucumber.
I really want to see a version of Harry Potter where Harry is just incredulous that magic will work. Like "oh, I'm supposed to wave this stick? Yeah, that sounds like a complete waste of time." Meanwhile everyone around him is getting increasingly frustrated that "the one who lived" doesn't believe in magic.
In the books, he reads a lot before starting howarts, for obvious reasons. So it would be funny if he was overhyped by the books and when he starts first year, with a bunch of like nooby spells he went "this is bullshit".
Like the fanfic 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', in the fandom it's more famous then 'The Shoebox Project'. They're really good, if you have the time.
Now that you mentioned Harry Potter I want a version where they do the spells like described here, and they work. The eggs are flying all over the place. Hogwarts smells rancid of all the food in the ground. Hens constantly eat tomato, so they become fertile and make more eggs. Voldemort is killed by a bowl of ground nuts because he represents racism.
Yeah I couldn't believe when I woke up and discovered that I was suddenly a good person. Time to convert our local branch of the Aryan Nation into Concerned Citizens For Recycling.
Brittany Rose I feel like Jenny could have at least given the spider some mini bongo drums and a miniature Lincoln. She kind of just left him in the box with nothing to do. And I do think Jenny ended racism. I woke up colorblind today. And I think that's what a lot of people have said makes you not a racist anymore. So, apart from adjusting to high contrast settings, I'm pretty sure we are all good to go in America. Good job, Jenny!
I feel like the real magic is the self care you were tricked into doing. You did a deep conditioning of your hair, you blew bubbles. Self care is magic.
I mean, that's genuinely what I've seen of real modern witchcraft. It's all about setting intentions and being positive. Occasionally drinking water (because it's been charged by the moon's energy or something).
_Actually_ this storyline has already been explored in the Jenny Nicholson Expanded Universe in the Best Spider-Man Movie Fight standalone. Consider yourself gatekept.
"Creepy people on the internet are going in my freezer." This is not the first time since discovering this channel I've wanted to see Jenny star in a horror movie.
I find it hard to believe Jenny doesn't have 20 long white candles, a talisman forged in the blue flames of the Crestwick Hag's fire, two pounds of oysters, a spits worth of dragons blood, or a comically large porg just laying around her apartment to do a proper "scratch the itch on your nose" spell.
@@Chipiliro613 its my headcanon that jenny is the head witch of her local coven and this whole video is meant to make people believe that magic is fake
How to spot if your partner is a witch: 1. Are there broken eggs, seeds, nuts and popcorn kernels scattered randomly outside your house? 2. Do they have dozens of weird pouches and bags full of shells and bananas and notes attached to their clothing? 3. Does your hair keep going missing? Check under the mattress for braids. 4. Are your bed sheets powdery and icky? 5. Do they hug trees but aren't a member of Greenpeace? 6. Are they permanently prune-skinned from taking so many baths? 7. Do they keep visiting prisons with a shovel but do not have a relative that needs tunneling out?
What about throwing an egg at the too friendly neighbor ? You will get rid of the curse AND the neighbor. Kill two birds with one egg ! Well three birds actually.
My favorite part is that this lines up with pagan and witchcraft humor. I've seen so many banishment spells derailed by "You can turn any rock into a Banishment Stone by taking your rock and hurling it straight at your enemy's face."
As someone who like, practices "magic" in my day-to-day, it's literally all just mindfulness and setting intentions, and a lot of the older "rituals" originated in practical uses. Like breaking ice in your sink to make your guests like you...? Baybey, you used to need to buy a whole dang block of ice and then break it yourself with an ice pick. All that broken ice is going in cocktails, your guests are gonna fucking love your ice cold cocktails on a hot day. A spell to "turn your ex into a bug"? You ain't gonna literally transmogrify that fucker into a bug, but looking at a cockroach in a box and forcing yourself to just look at the thing and feel disgusting while you think of your ex means your gonna be thinkin' about that cockroach every time you have to deal with that fool, and you'll be more willing to dump them because you don't wanna think about the fucking cockroach anymore. If you wanna spice it up in the bedroom but neither of you can shower because it's the olden times and you both smell bad and that's totally ruining the vibe, you can crush up fragrant herbs into a powder and sprinkle that fine, fine pixie dust over your sheets so instead of some stinky sweat, you can crush your nose into the pillow and smell that sweet sweet, tasty dill. Nowadays you can literally just shower, but some folks still love a nice smelling lotion to put them in the mood. (Lush actually has a really nice jasmine-scented powder that you can sprinkle on yourself, and I'm a sucker for that shit.) I've never really burnt sage and incense to "banish evil spirits," but once I had an entire batch of mosquito gnat eggs hatch without my knowing in one of my houseplants. I didn't know what was going on the morning after when I woke up to find my legs abso-fucking-lutely coated with bug bites, and it wasn't until later that night when I got home and found them all sleeping on my bathroom mirror like some kinda nightmare. I went right for the sage and essential oils, the little bastards HATED all the fragrant smoke I was blasting them with, and they got the fuck out of my apartment. Successful magic is literally just doing shit that someone else told you works without actually knowing why it works, but seeing it work anyway. Books like this can be really nice if the author has good intentions and understands + explains the practical/ historical reasons behind the rituals. Like, if done properly, magic can connect you with your own intuition and help you gain a better understanding of the world around you. But writing one book that metaphorically "teaches people to fish" isn't good for business - so instead of laying out the basic steps of practicing magic and creating your own spells/rituals, these authors write books with spells that are needlessly complicated and confusing, manipulating readers into thinking magic is some old arcane knowledge that only a select few have access to, and that they have to keep buying "spellbooks" from these con artists every time they face a new problem in life. A "proper" witch's spellbook is just a journal/ compilation of useful information. It's recipes for medicinal ointments, or instructions on how to brew yourself some cider/beer (in your cauldron, because it's the olden-times and you cook every thing in that thing), or on your favorite-smelling bug-repellent smoke. If you buy one from another witch/magic practitioner, then it's either a bunch of really useful recipes and self-help advice from someone with a lot of good insights to share, or... a bunch of basic tips they disguised with a bunch of misleading "spooky" talk in order to trick you into continuing to buy their books. (Though tbh, some people publishing this stuff actually believe in the supernatural element of it and don't understand why that shit *actually* works. It's a mixed bag.) TL;DR - Jenny is absolutely right, those authors cast scam spells.
Preach it, blessed witch sister! Magic is brain-hacking with extra ~aesthetic~, it doesn't need to be obtuse, and without emotional resonance and "logic", it is meaningless.
Fellow witch here! Love this comment. My witchcraft is basically meditation with pretty rocks. I'm down for the tree-hugging spells, though. I just really like trees.
OH my god. That egg spell, I've actually had that spell preformed on me! Not by a cute girl dressed as a witch but by an old Mexican Shaman woman reciting bible verses. She rubbed the egg on my forehead, my heart and along my back and said it would gather all of the negative energy in my SOUL (rude) and her proof was to crack the egg open into a glass of water and make it bleed. I was just a little kid when this happened and it was such a bizarre experience i remember it to this day.
@@yeahgirl11 What's the point then? If your god can't even spare a little divine power to channel through his followers, then he's clearly not worthy of worship. And what's with all the resurrecting people and snake rituals and healing the sick and stuff? Where are they getting it from? I've seen written accounts, don't try to deny it. Now, Cthulhu's the real deal. Trouble is, he won't return my calls.
Perform the egg spell she did at the beginning, trapping your curse and negativity inside the egg. Afterwards, go find people you dislike and pelt them with the cursed eggs. This will put the curse on *them*, and you will instantly feel better.
And yet her just bouncing a ball for that one spell sounds like something Silver Ravenwolf would've thought up. Definitely depends on whose books you're buying.
Obviously she was casting the spell to get what she wanted for Christmas/her birthday. Telling us he’s beautiful, then putting him back on the shelf but lingering a moment while picturing us kidnapping him and delivering her to her door.
Yeah I think the big takeaway here is that either witchcraft isn't real, or witches are selfish a-holes. If the former, then witch-burnings are a tragedy reflecting the horror of human fear and superstition. If the latter, then I'm guessing the first one happened when someone got hold of a witch's grimoire and was like "Hey wait, you mean you could have prevented the war that killed a generation of young men, but instead you just took an herbal bath?!" So, which is it, witches?
@@wyrmh0le 1) We don't have to answer to you jackass. 2) Witch-burning and hangings *did* come about because of human superstition. 3) That's not how it works. Spellwork is an individual experience. It's seen to be an aide. It's the equivalent of praying. You ask something of the Lord or Lady, give them an offering for helping you, but you have to actively do the footwork to make it happen. You have to actively fight racism if you want to get rid of it. 4) Herbal baths tend to be a way to cleanse one's self before a ritual.
@@cannibalisticrequiem yeah I was being facetious. I know witch burnings were superstition (and persecution of non-conforming women), and that magic isn't real.
A lot of these just naturally evolve into recipes. To break the ice: break some ice in the sink with a hammer, put it into glasses, add two parts triple sec to three parts tequila, garnish with a salt rim and a slice of lime. Offer the margaritas to your guests. Boom, ice broken. Feeling weak and listless, like you've been cursed? --> hearty omelette. Feeling sad after a breakup / want your crush to fall for you? --> bake a cake. You'd still have no use for the crystals and candles, but I guess they just spruce up the place. You already have that giant porg though, so that's probably superfluous.
I'd love to see a television programme like Blue Peter but for practical magic. "Now, we use amethyst, but any common or garden crystal will do the trick," "If you're out of golden candles, don't worry; most good magic suppliers carry a ready stock," "Here are some shoes for us to bury. We're using Adidas trainers, but other brands are available," "We need a child as part of this ritual, and here's one I prepared earlier!"
I’ve been thinking of writing a story in a world where magic exists alongside modern stuff and shows like this would be a thing. Also, magic bloggers. Controversy in the magic blogging fandom erupts when a popular vegan witch is seen using spells that require eggs!
Bunny (∞) If you can't get golden candles cast from cursed Aztec gold, unobtainium mined from the tree on Pandora, your lover's hairbrush with recently brushed hair, or olive oil pressed by hand from Venetian nonnas, remember store bought is fine.
Jenny:Im gonna end racism! Magic Book: You need nuts and seeds Jenny: All i have is walnuts and im not gonna use very many. Jenny:I want love and happiness! Magic Book: You have to eat a teaspoon of honey Jenny: nah im good
I did magic before. I got the first starter pack for free, and then I started buying booster packs and compete with players. But then I realized that it would probably cost way too much to get to a level where I can have a chance against other players, so I gave up. Would not recommend.
I invested in a Legacy deck because the decks don’t change often and I wanted to be able to play for a long time if I was going to spend that much money. So a few months later wizards banned my deck.
"I kinda feel like these spells are more for old people where a large part of their social life involves their neighbours" Petunia never looked at Marjorie the same way after she fed Mr. Tibbles the wrong kind of fish
I think it's absolutely terrifying that at any moment, Jenny could just be like "I have a bone to pick with you >:(" at any moment. Must always be on guard
SPELL FOR OBTAINING A SPAGHETTI HALLOWEEN COSTUME: You will need: a red and white checkered tablecloth, cooked spaghetti, scissors, glue, black magic marker. First say a prayer to the spirit of Halloween. Next cut a circle in the center of the tablecloth. Place over head. Glue spaghetti to shoulders. Write the word spaghetti on your chest. Light a candle or something if you want. Profit.
That's why some people perceive lowlevel computer stuff as witchcraft, but as we know, there's two sides to binary editing... I'm...just sorry for the pain.
Hey so my name is The Cast Of Star Wars. I have a feeling that we would be best friends. I also have this weird desire to go buy a trampoline. Strange...
On one hand, Jenny’s voice is very soothing and I find it relaxing to listen to before bed. On the other hand, her videos make me laugh far too much to actually fall asleep.
Oh, my ex used the egg spell to banish curses. It had to be on an intersection but whichever road or path you threw it at you couldn't return to or the curse would reactivate or something. I guess if you look at that tree or climb it or whatever you'll be cursed. Congratulations.
So... you need ingredients (all of which appear to either be a> expensive, or b> wasteful to use) time (specific times and days) This isn't magic, this is just being wealthy and openly eccentric about it.
"This feels like a total waste of walnuts, but if it'll end racism, I guess it's worth it."
obvious_humor A moment of silence for the walnuts whose lives were sacrificed in the name of goodwill among mankind.
@@MorganArizona F
- Martin Luther king, 1961
oh no she turned the bowl widdershins that means she caused more racism
Moreover, she wasn't willing to use too many popcorn kernels on the spell, implying that making popcorn is more important than ending racism.
Imagine you’re taking your bins out for the garbage men at night, and you stop for a second and look as a light comes on across the street. A young lady in a witch hat comes out and throws an egg at a tree. You go to sleep worried and confused.
Night vale vibes
I thought when you said "garbage men" that you were referring to a group of rascals that perturb your neighborhood every night but I realized you meant like the garbage people who take the garbage, as their job
@nerd Surfer Why are we here so late 😹
@@codyRsimpsonrules A young lady in a pointed witch hat was seen last night by her neighbour, Jon Peters (you know, the farmer?) Reportedly, the woman was holding a camera, and filmed herself as she threw an egg at a tree. The egg shattered and did not scream or otherwise announce itself, which is unusual. The woman's intentions are not known, but we advise you to keep your distance if you see her, as he aren't certain if she is a real witch or not.
And now, the weather.
@@Liz-lq8hw literal art 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Jenny throwing an egg at a tree in the dark is literally the funniest thing I've seen all week
you did not walk past her i know you did not you just did this for likes ._.
alexa crum i was just referring to watching the ...video of it...
@@AlyssaRueckert this exchange has made me laugh out loud wth haha
whenever I re-watch this video I am offended anew each time that she didn't say "eggcelent" after throwing the egg
@@Flowtail whenever I rewatch this and any other jenny video, I am amazed to find a different, new top comment, like the one about the egg throwing. Amazing.
The only Magic spell I remember (from a book I got at my local library) was to curse an enemy.
Step 1 Fill a glass jar with rusty nails
Step 2 Fill the jar with urine
Step 3 Seal the jar and let it sit for a day
Step 4 Smash the jar on that person's porch or front door
Like, yes this will ruin their day, but I'm not sure magic will have anything to do with it.
Usually thats used for protection and warding, just without any jars breaking, so I dont really know what the intentions of the author were but I know i dont like them.
Sounds like some misquoted footwork or,
"Lets take all the spookiest parts hoodoo spells and mix em up! Gotta be twice as strong! Sulfur powder and possum ribs are kinda hard to find though... Lets use the spookiest part of hoodoo spells that can be found in your house!"
Imagine making fun of someone at school/work and 3 days later they turn up at your door wearing a witch hat and launch a jar of rusty nails and piss at it
Usually jars like that are buried underground or put in cold, dark, undisturbed places and are used for protecting or warding off something specified while making the jar. I cannot believe they’d suggest smashing it on the intended’s door lol
@@StariaLunar came here to say that, ditto on the burying comment. Smashing the jar would undo the magic, one would think.
"I'm not currently in a relationship"
Giant Porg internally weeps "I thought what we had was real"
he's just her landlord
@@piend a pretty creepy one. I mean it's really not appropriate for a landlord to just lay on their tenants bed motionless for hours
@@thatonestormtrooper2760 Is it not? Shit, I have some apologies to make.
I wonder if Giant Porg is going to go to Toby McGuires house and throw a shredded up stick figure picture of him in the garbage.
The Giant Porg runs the house, she said so in the Rating Every Porg video
Lindsey Ellis in a recent video:
"I know the girl pretty well and even I can't tell when she's being sarcastic"
the youtube power friendship
which video?
@@c3ru1ean41 her video in the titanic i think
I can
@@dafaeriequeeneok
Can't believe Jenny hexing Matthew McConaughey into a bug was made into the feature film Kubo & The Two Strings. This is powerful magic.
Holy cow you're right
WAIT SLOW DOEN
Yasasasss
Wizard rules
She used a fake bug...so he *played* an *imaginary bug*
Jenny tried to end racism, but did it at the wrong time of day and on the wrong day of the week, so now racism is worse. Thanks for nothing, Jenny.
I'm from the previous timeline from when Jenny didn't do magic, and her magic spell literally went back in time a year and made Bernie Sanders lose the Democratic Primary, Trump to Win the General Election, and the USA go nuts about kneeling at football games and starting war in Iran. It's all Jenny's fault that we now live in an alternate timeline.
That's it. I'm un-subbing.
Scatter seeds in thanks. for nothing.
I feel the issue's that she didn't use the adequate amount of popcorn.
and peter griffith married molly ringwald.
Dude I was always wondered why matthew mcconaughey , racism, and the creepy people on the internet all vanished 2 years ago and finally I know
Yeesh!
hahahaha
It’s been almost a year since Jenny ended racism with witch craft
It’s just so odd. I used to be a nazi until this video came out. Now just the other day, I spoke to a black person and didn’t vomit. Witchcraft works!!
Jenny won her lawsuit against the CEO of racism
I dont know what racism is, my dude, we dont have that anymore
What a year, amiright?
The Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad is what actually ended racism, but the dates for when Jenny recorded this line up so...
Question: Should I use different trees for my spells? I don't want to upset my Love Wish Tree by throwing eggs at it.
Can't be too careful.
Yes, preety much. And I'm not kidding. I'm a literal witch, and if you wanna get more information about witchcraft I recommend checking "Harmony nice" or "the magick couple"
Given that when you use unglazed clay for teapots you can only use it for one tea or it spoils the flavor I would say yeah.
Trees aren’t upset by having eggs thrown on them. Don’t worry.
@@Crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowgirl 😭😂 how’d you watch the whole video and not realize the point is that doing any of those is ridiculous and it’s all in your imagination
"This feels like a total waste of Walnuts but... If it'll end racism, I guess it's worth it."
"If any of you notice that racism has ended... That was me"
You have amazing one liners ong
I went to work today and no old ladies asked me if I was Shaquille O'Neal. Then I drove home without getting pulled over. 10/10
I've just spent the last 7 hours turning Matthew McConnahey back into a human. He is not happy with you, Jenny.
Did you do it using that cookie?
June 2020: End Racism Spell has had limited success.
Actually it did work, it was just undone by group spells like Everyone posting the infamous black cube on their social media.
Well... the only difference is that people care.
So in that manner you could say it woked.
It's because she didn't do it on an overcast Saturday night from 8:36 to 10:27 😔
Oops it created time stamps lol
Didn't use enough nuts.
"Honey, why does our bed smell like seafood and pickles?"
"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME ANYMORE!"
Is that a bag of acorns, bananas and oyster shells in your pocket or are you just glad to see me
LOL
HAH
It’s crazy watching this after Jenny won all of those medals at the olympics.
yeah she also won the female world cup
When I was a child my parents were super 90’s neopagan, and one time there was this elaborate ‘sun king’ ritual and I was the sun king! And then I learned that actually, some other kid was supposed to be the sun king but then he got sick. So I was a false sun king. I honestly feel this cursed my entire life
Don't worry, the Sun God struck the original kid down so that you may take his place as the Sun God's true heir. Praise be
That sounds like child abuse
Isn’t that the plot of Hereditary but with less decapitation?
I hope you enjoyed your short reign as sun king
@@importantstuf8870 pls don't casually make such accusations
You know I already had a crush on Jenny but now she's ended racism!! What a woman!
Mood
I think every woman who watches Jenny has a crush on her
y’all need dates. I say this way too much on her videos
@@ronnievinsmoke true
Seems her frozen water spell didn't do shit.
Harry Potter but they all do "real" magic.
"Today in transfiguration I will teach you to turn a match stick into a needle. First, you must draw a match on a piece of paper. Then envision a match turning into a needle. Then throw the paper out of the window"
I would read that.
@@Hakajin you could write that.
When I met my girlfriend I knew she was the one because she had a bag of oysters and bananas on her. Unfortunately we broke up when I found her carving another mans name on a cucumber.
that's so wrong. you never carve another man's name on a cucumber.
This is like the ultimate, "It makes sense in context" comment.
This is the best comment ever
Lol 😂😂😂
Did your neighbor steal her away? There’s a spell for that.
I really want to see a version of Harry Potter where Harry is just incredulous that magic will work. Like "oh, I'm supposed to wave this stick? Yeah, that sounds like a complete waste of time." Meanwhile everyone around him is getting increasingly frustrated that "the one who lived" doesn't believe in magic.
In the books, he reads a lot before starting howarts, for obvious reasons. So it would be funny if he was overhyped by the books and when he starts first year, with a bunch of like nooby spells he went "this is bullshit".
Like the fanfic 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', in the fandom it's more famous then 'The Shoebox Project'. They're really good, if you have the time.
Celina k awesome
@@celinak5062 it's your fault that I got no sleep last night, and I'm not even halfway through the first book yet
Now that you mentioned Harry Potter I want a version where they do the spells like described here, and they work. The eggs are flying all over the place. Hogwarts smells rancid of all the food in the ground. Hens constantly eat tomato, so they become fertile and make more eggs. Voldemort is killed by a bowl of ground nuts because he represents racism.
Jenny: “One family... one community...”
Me: “ONE CONSTRUCT!”
LMAO
Wnat is this frooooom
@@SnowpawShaw her video reading the Star Wars fanfic novel Black Moon Rising
I can't believe Jenny ended racism
Ardin that is why you fail.
Yeah I couldn't believe when I woke up and discovered that I was suddenly a good person. Time to convert our local branch of the Aryan Nation into Concerned Citizens For Recycling.
Moesive oone Jenny ended racism and you can’t tell me other wise.
Yea but only in the US, so we are still fucked in the UK
...About that
My name is also Jenny and honestly, that cheering bit was very encouraging
It's been a year. Are you a professional athlete now?
"spice up your marriage in bed" is literally putting spices on your bed
Jenny ended racism, if this doesn't make Toby love you he was probably a racist who magically stopped being racist but wants to be racist deep down
Or because he disappeared entirely.
Or turned into a spider.
Someone who isn’t racist, but wants to be, the philosophical implications of that hypothetical person are on par with the question of free will
Brittany Rose
I'm not dyslexic, but I can't spell McConnorhey either.
Brittany Rose I feel like Jenny could have at least given the spider some mini bongo drums and a miniature Lincoln. She kind of just left him in the box with nothing to do.
And I do think Jenny ended racism. I woke up colorblind today. And I think that's what a lot of people have said makes you not a racist anymore. So, apart from adjusting to high contrast settings, I'm pretty sure we are all good to go in America. Good job, Jenny!
Ah, tale as old as time
I was going to be a creepy person on the internet to Jenny, but then I got really cold for some reason.
I feel like the real magic is the self care you were tricked into doing. You did a deep conditioning of your hair, you blew bubbles. Self care is magic.
I mean, that's genuinely what I've seen of real modern witchcraft. It's all about setting intentions and being positive. Occasionally drinking water (because it's been charged by the moon's energy or something).
By far, the most newsworthy part of this video is that Jenny's celebrity crush is Toby Maguire.
HoustonProductions1 It's kinda scary.
Also apparently she's single
You're not a true fan if you weren't aware of this /s
_Actually_ this storyline has already been explored in the Jenny Nicholson Expanded Universe in the Best Spider-Man Movie Fight standalone. Consider yourself gatekept.
I'm going to dress up like a giant Porg for Halloween and come knock on your door 😱😨😵😲👻
Hey, I represent Mr. Tobey McGuire. He was VERY adamant about meeting you, Miss Nicholson. He said something about you two being best friends?
@@MusicalCrafts Talk about eye candy! Here I thought I was the one of Jenny's fans who had also seen her...earlier work.
"Creepy people on the internet are going in my freezer."
This is not the first time since discovering this channel I've wanted to see Jenny star in a horror movie.
I find it hard to believe Jenny doesn't have 20 long white candles, a talisman forged in the blue flames of the Crestwick Hag's fire, two pounds of oysters, a spits worth of dragons blood, or a comically large porg just laying around her apartment to do a proper "scratch the itch on your nose" spell.
We're all a little disappointed. Maybe we should take up a collection of these, and other, staples of magic for her.
A "comically large porg" - I see what you did there. True, that plushie is the most magical thing in this video...
You got a cool tree outside.
It's roots twisted by the multiple magicka-infused eggs shattered against it by the neighborhood coven.
It looks magic
@@Chipiliro613 its my headcanon that jenny is the head witch of her local coven and this whole video is meant to make people believe that magic is fake
"this feels like a total waste of walnuts, but if it'll end racism it's worth it" WHAT A SENTENCE.
I feel like there was an old couple disapprovingly watching you throw an egg against that tree.
"NEIGHBORHOOD RIFF RAFFS! THE POLICE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!"
I already called 911. Next video may be a little late.
don't worry, it's for magic
I was the old couple, can confirm.
How to spot if your partner is a witch:
1. Are there broken eggs, seeds, nuts and popcorn kernels scattered randomly outside your house?
2. Do they have dozens of weird pouches and bags full of shells and bananas and notes attached to their clothing?
3. Does your hair keep going missing? Check under the mattress for braids.
4. Are your bed sheets powdery and icky?
5. Do they hug trees but aren't a member of Greenpeace?
6. Are they permanently prune-skinned from taking so many baths?
7. Do they keep visiting prisons with a shovel but do not have a relative that needs tunneling out?
This is amazing!! Thanks for the warning.
@@Nicolesid1 u believe in stuff like this?????
Jackson I don't think they are being serious. And so what of they do seriously believe in it?
Does she travel on a broom?
@@mysteryjosh198 r/whoosh
Jenny, I'm really sorry, but I don't think that you ended racism. 😬
Maybe she did but it started up again
Someone revived the ceo of racism
@@shrekonion8307 it was an accident i swear
The supreme court, insanely, would probably say she did. But they said that literally thousands of dead kids ago.
I want a t-shirt that says, "Not only is magic not real, but your marriage isn't real."
That was my favorite line!
OMG yes!
I want a t-shirt that says 'Awesome Possum' with a realistic picture of a possum on it.
I need one of these shirts too.
What about throwing an egg at the too friendly neighbor ? You will get rid of the curse AND the neighbor. Kill two birds with one egg ! Well three birds actually.
Forge Stellaire
Reading this was a literal Laugh Out Loud moment for me!
There are so many layers to this joke!
If eggs are for fertility magic, maybe you'd make your neighbor pregnant?
Best Comment under this video! Me and my bf laughed so hard on this one... congratz! :D
Less "how to cast spells" and more "how to convince your neighbors to stay away"
Patrick Moriarty that is one of the spells tho
Based on the comments, it looks like the "creepy people on the internet" spell was ineffective.
Yup, still here. My house feels a bit colder though.
Jenny truly is a shit wizard.
I see a lot of Harry Potter-related comments soooo ??????
My favorite part is that this lines up with pagan and witchcraft humor. I've seen so many banishment spells derailed by "You can turn any rock into a Banishment Stone by taking your rock and hurling it straight at your enemy's face."
As someone who like, practices "magic" in my day-to-day, it's literally all just mindfulness and setting intentions, and a lot of the older "rituals" originated in practical uses. Like breaking ice in your sink to make your guests like you...? Baybey, you used to need to buy a whole dang block of ice and then break it yourself with an ice pick. All that broken ice is going in cocktails, your guests are gonna fucking love your ice cold cocktails on a hot day. A spell to "turn your ex into a bug"? You ain't gonna literally transmogrify that fucker into a bug, but looking at a cockroach in a box and forcing yourself to just look at the thing and feel disgusting while you think of your ex means your gonna be thinkin' about that cockroach every time you have to deal with that fool, and you'll be more willing to dump them because you don't wanna think about the fucking cockroach anymore.
If you wanna spice it up in the bedroom but neither of you can shower because it's the olden times and you both smell bad and that's totally ruining the vibe, you can crush up fragrant herbs into a powder and sprinkle that fine, fine pixie dust over your sheets so instead of some stinky sweat, you can crush your nose into the pillow and smell that sweet sweet, tasty dill. Nowadays you can literally just shower, but some folks still love a nice smelling lotion to put them in the mood. (Lush actually has a really nice jasmine-scented powder that you can sprinkle on yourself, and I'm a sucker for that shit.)
I've never really burnt sage and incense to "banish evil spirits," but once I had an entire batch of mosquito gnat eggs hatch without my knowing in one of my houseplants. I didn't know what was going on the morning after when I woke up to find my legs abso-fucking-lutely coated with bug bites, and it wasn't until later that night when I got home and found them all sleeping on my bathroom mirror like some kinda nightmare. I went right for the sage and essential oils, the little bastards HATED all the fragrant smoke I was blasting them with, and they got the fuck out of my apartment.
Successful magic is literally just doing shit that someone else told you works without actually knowing why it works, but seeing it work anyway. Books like this can be really nice if the author has good intentions and understands + explains the practical/ historical reasons behind the rituals. Like, if done properly, magic can connect you with your own intuition and help you gain a better understanding of the world around you. But writing one book that metaphorically "teaches people to fish" isn't good for business - so instead of laying out the basic steps of practicing magic and creating your own spells/rituals, these authors write books with spells that are needlessly complicated and confusing, manipulating readers into thinking magic is some old arcane knowledge that only a select few have access to, and that they have to keep buying "spellbooks" from these con artists every time they face a new problem in life.
A "proper" witch's spellbook is just a journal/ compilation of useful information. It's recipes for medicinal ointments, or instructions on how to brew yourself some cider/beer (in your cauldron, because it's the olden-times and you cook every thing in that thing), or on your favorite-smelling bug-repellent smoke. If you buy one from another witch/magic practitioner, then it's either a bunch of really useful recipes and self-help advice from someone with a lot of good insights to share, or... a bunch of basic tips they disguised with a bunch of misleading "spooky" talk in order to trick you into continuing to buy their books. (Though tbh, some people publishing this stuff actually believe in the supernatural element of it and don't understand why that shit *actually* works. It's a mixed bag.)
TL;DR - Jenny is absolutely right, those authors cast scam spells.
this is super interesting thank you!
I thoroughly enjoyed this comment.
Very interesting! Are there any (readily accessible) witchcraft books you actually recommend?
Preach it, blessed witch sister! Magic is brain-hacking with extra ~aesthetic~, it doesn't need to be obtuse, and without emotional resonance and "logic", it is meaningless.
Fellow witch here! Love this comment. My witchcraft is basically meditation with pretty rocks. I'm down for the tree-hugging spells, though. I just really like trees.
Shoes
But like
Shoes im willing to bury
Robyn Hawks for sale
Shoes buried in backyard
Never worn
OH my god. That egg spell, I've actually had that spell preformed on me! Not by a cute girl dressed as a witch but by an old Mexican Shaman woman reciting bible verses. She rubbed the egg on my forehead, my heart and along my back and said it would gather all of the negative energy in my SOUL (rude) and her proof was to crack the egg open into a glass of water and make it bleed. I was just a little kid when this happened and it was such a bizarre experience i remember it to this day.
La experiencia latina my dude
@@RV-fo8xj What's with the bible verses? You can't practice magic and be a Christian.
I‘m hearing the weirdest stories about the Christians in Mexico, what’s with all the heresies smh
@@yeahgirl11 What's the point then? If your god can't even spare a little divine power to channel through his followers, then he's clearly not worthy of worship. And what's with all the resurrecting people and snake rituals and healing the sick and stuff? Where are they getting it from? I've seen written accounts, don't try to deny it.
Now, Cthulhu's the real deal. Trouble is, he won't return my calls.
@@woahg0378 Couldn't agree more.
Reporting in from 2020, and Jenny I think we need you to do the anti-racism spell again
Please Jenny you are our only hope
Maybe try adding more popcorn. We need a really strong one this time.
🤣🤣🤣 For real, though.
jenny, please do it again, oh wise witch queen
"Did you use a JAR of honey to cast that spell or a plastic container shaped like a bear?"
"Why?"
(giant plastic bear kicks down the bedroom door)
Sound Author "HONEY, IM HOME"
this made me cry laughing
I AM under a negative influence. Its called chronic depression.
Perform the egg spell she did at the beginning, trapping your curse and negativity inside the egg. Afterwards, go find people you dislike and pelt them with the cursed eggs. This will put the curse on *them*, and you will instantly feel better.
Isaac Calabrese EXACT SAME, I wanna summon demons though
Man, I wouldn't wish my problems on people I hate. Even though most of them cause a lot of my problems.
Man up
Mngalahad
...Don't tell someone else to man up, Mn. It's uncouth.
"You have to have a magic budget for the month to go get crystals, spices, and essential oils."
You're not wrong.
Look, the economy of Portland would collapse without everyone's magic budget.
And yet her just bouncing a ball for that one spell sounds like something Silver Ravenwolf would've thought up. Definitely depends on whose books you're buying.
You're a wizard, Jenny.
Paul Singam Hey WHOA WHOA, that's not right, man only WE can use the M word!
Witch
The "we" is them, you know, they mugg... I mean the "magically challenged people". They can use the M-word for themselves. It's reappropriation!
wattup my mugga?
This is a breath of fresh air. The most original channel on UA-cam.
Jenny, could you try that racism spell again? It seems to have worn off.
All the racism that was held off by the spell just unleashed onto the world at once.
I think this was all a subtle hint for Jenny to convince us to kidnap Toby McGuire.
calistman222 go for it. Good luck!
Yep and once she has him maybe she'll try out that fertility spell that requires a tomato.
Obviously she was casting the spell to get what she wanted for Christmas/her birthday. Telling us he’s beautiful, then putting him back on the shelf but lingering a moment while picturing us kidnapping him and delivering her to her door.
I'm really disappointed that nobody has cast that unity spell before Jen. Seems like we could've solved lots of problems.
Johan Smallberries Not many people want to end racism enough to cast spells.
Usually I end up eating the popcorn while I'm reading
Yeah I think the big takeaway here is that either witchcraft isn't real, or witches are selfish a-holes. If the former, then witch-burnings are a tragedy reflecting the horror of human fear and superstition. If the latter, then I'm guessing the first one happened when someone got hold of a witch's grimoire and was like "Hey wait, you mean you could have prevented the war that killed a generation of young men, but instead you just took an herbal bath?!" So, which is it, witches?
@@wyrmh0le 1) We don't have to answer to you jackass.
2) Witch-burning and hangings *did* come about because of human superstition.
3) That's not how it works. Spellwork is an individual experience. It's seen to be an aide. It's the equivalent of praying. You ask something of the Lord or Lady, give them an offering for helping you, but you have to actively do the footwork to make it happen. You have to actively fight racism if you want to get rid of it.
4) Herbal baths tend to be a way to cleanse one's self before a ritual.
@@cannibalisticrequiem yeah I was being facetious. I know witch burnings were superstition (and persecution of non-conforming women), and that magic isn't real.
Jenny, you should have used more seeds and nuts, we needed you
A lot of these just naturally evolve into recipes. To break the ice: break some ice in the sink with a hammer, put it into glasses, add two parts triple sec to three parts tequila, garnish with a salt rim and a slice of lime. Offer the margaritas to your guests. Boom, ice broken.
Feeling weak and listless, like you've been cursed? --> hearty omelette.
Feeling sad after a breakup / want your crush to fall for you? --> bake a cake.
You'd still have no use for the crystals and candles, but I guess they just spruce up the place. You already have that giant porg though, so that's probably superfluous.
can confirm a hearty omelette cured my depression. eeeeeggs
"This feels like a total waist of wallnuts, but if will end racism I guess its worth it." This is why we come to this channel.
*waste
@@zenithquasar9623 waist***
* beleaguered sigh * "i guess i'm gonna have to go outside"
hits different in 2020
I forgot people were allowed to do that when this video was filmed.
That tree was nicely appropriately supernatural looking tho.
congrats on ending racism.
Just between white and black people, everyone else still hates one another...If only she had more seeds :(
"I mean... I don't have a partner..." *several people are typing*
Only the creepy internet people though, and they've been magicked away now, along with All of The Racism.
I'd love to see a television programme like Blue Peter but for practical magic.
"Now, we use amethyst, but any common or garden crystal will do the trick,"
"If you're out of golden candles, don't worry; most good magic suppliers carry a ready stock,"
"Here are some shoes for us to bury. We're using Adidas trainers, but other brands are available,"
"We need a child as part of this ritual, and here's one I prepared earlier!"
Where even are there golden candles?
@@simmrdspice914 the crystal store, duh
I’ve been thinking of writing a story in a world where magic exists alongside modern stuff and shows like this would be a thing. Also, magic bloggers. Controversy in the magic blogging fandom erupts when a popular vegan witch is seen using spells that require eggs!
StarlightPrism I’m pretty sure that already actually happened
Bunny (∞) If you can't get golden candles cast from cursed Aztec gold, unobtainium mined from the tree on Pandora, your lover's hairbrush with recently brushed hair, or olive oil pressed by hand from Venetian nonnas, remember store bought is fine.
Walked outside and a white guy said hi to me. Thanks Jenny you ended racism
I can't get over how Toby Maguire was your go-to celebrity crush in 2017 😂😂😂
Joke's on you, I'm a creepy guy on the internet and your freezer is *exactly* where I want to be
"I'm feeling a little roasted by this magic book?"
Jenny:Im gonna end racism!
Magic Book: You need nuts and seeds
Jenny: All i have is walnuts and im not gonna use very many.
Jenny:I want love and happiness!
Magic Book: You have to eat a teaspoon of honey
Jenny: nah im good
I did magic before. I got the first starter pack for free, and then I started buying booster packs and compete with players. But then I realized that it would probably cost way too much to get to a level where I can have a chance against other players, so I gave up. Would not recommend.
deadasfak I love you.
I know
I mean, I still dabble in Magic but honestly I don't have the money for it :(
I invested in a Legacy deck because the decks don’t change often and I wanted to be able to play for a long time if I was going to spend that much money. So a few months later wizards banned my deck.
"This isn't a jar, it's a small bear, but I think it'll be fine."
“I took Mathew to a better place” is honestly the best out-of-context Jenny quote there is
there are so many
"I kinda feel like these spells are more for old people where a large part of their social life involves their neighbours"
Petunia never looked at Marjorie the same way after she fed Mr. Tibbles the wrong kind of fish
You had the real magic all along. In your heart. It powers the Death Star of our dreams.
I died laughing when she threw the egg at the tree.
Such caothic energy.
15:55 "This isn't a jar it's a small bear"
I just love that sentence.
I always get those confused
You can't get rid of a curse without breaking some eggs. Also, ending racism forever is literally nuts.
I think it's absolutely terrifying that at any moment, Jenny could just be like "I have a bone to pick with you
>:(" at any moment. Must always be on guard
Before you said you didn't have one, I just assumed the giant Porg was your partner and that your neighbor was trying to take them.
Friendship is witchcraft
Caleb Roger ohhhhh, My Little Pony makes sense now...
SPELL FOR OBTAINING A SPAGHETTI HALLOWEEN COSTUME: You will need: a red and white checkered tablecloth, cooked spaghetti, scissors, glue, black magic marker. First say a prayer to the spirit of Halloween. Next cut a circle in the center of the tablecloth. Place over head. Glue spaghetti to shoulders. Write the word spaghetti on your chest. Light a candle or something if you want. Profit.
I just went and asked my racist friend if he is still racist.
He said "no"
So good job Jenny
My guess for deleting a message letter for letter is that you need a hex editor... which......
god that pun hurt me so much.
Delete this comment
I'm trying to delete this character by character but youtube won't let me
Debate Me Irl
I don’t get this
That's why some people perceive lowlevel computer stuff as witchcraft, but as we know, there's two sides to binary editing...
I'm...just sorry for the pain.
Hey so my name is The Cast Of Star Wars. I have a feeling that we would be best friends. I also have this weird desire to go buy a trampoline. Strange...
This makes me so much more confident about my abilities to get a book published.
Witchcraft? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your bedroom??
Steven Killeen yes
Can I see it?
@@davedussault7251 no
@@redpikmin6330 awww
@@redpikmin6330 ! The house is on fire!
Update: Walnuts didn't work.
Thank you for trying to do your part to end racism.
@QQminusS wat
I assume Tobey Maguire owns a trampoline so you could have added someone else.
Its July 2020. I'm now convinced magic is real and you did it so wrong that the opposite effect has happened.
Why do I get the feeling that one of these spell books was published by the American Egg Board?
On one hand, Jenny’s voice is very soothing and I find it relaxing to listen to before bed. On the other hand, her videos make me laugh far too much to actually fall asleep.
No Jenny, that spell is for people who literally want to spice up their bed.
Oh, my ex used the egg spell to banish curses. It had to be on an intersection but whichever road or path you threw it at you couldn't return to or the curse would reactivate or something.
I guess if you look at that tree or climb it or whatever you'll be cursed. Congratulations.
We all just looked at that same tree. Great, so now were all cursed, are you kidding me?
This is worse than The Ring. What have you done Jenny!?
Powerful spells tend to be impossible to do, so no one finds out they don't work.
i felt an overwhelming wave of joy when i saw this was a 24 minute video
"I don't have a partner" RIP your DMs.
don’t worry, she cursed the creeps, she’s good.
Spell to find youtubers partners
The day Racism does end, I'll reference back to this spell as the delayed source.
Must.. be creepy... but the magic is... too... strong...
So...
you need ingredients (all of which appear to either be a> expensive, or b> wasteful to use)
time (specific times and days)
This isn't magic, this is just being wealthy and openly eccentric about it.