Former Investment Banker Reveals 31 Unspoken Rules On Wall Street | Unspoken Rules | Daily Mail

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  • @luunars
    @luunars 8 днів тому +212

    Buddy worked a summer at Credit Suisse then did consulting for 2 years. Bro was NOT an investment banker 😭😭

    • @fentonajoseph
      @fentonajoseph 8 днів тому +34

      LinkedIn 👀😂 Calling himself a recovering investment banker is a stretch but kudos to him for finessing that into a career lol. Don’t hate the player hate the game!! 😂

    • @karinat9928
      @karinat9928 5 днів тому +3

      He probably signed an NDA, so after doing this video he cannot disclose the place he worked that linked it to all the info he gave here. Especially the SWAG part that is pretty wild.

    • @luunars
      @luunars 5 днів тому

      @@karinat9928 Im interning at a top elite boutique this summer and they are not going to make you sign any kind of NDA lmao. It’s all on his LinkedIn which tells the truth about his “career in IB.” Nothing wrong with the guy he seems pretty chill but I don’t know what position of knowledge he is giving info from considering he never even did a full-time stint as an investment banker.

    • @mastershredder2002
      @mastershredder2002 2 дні тому +2

      Working at Credit Suisse is essentially a black mark on your resume and you are laughed at by actual bankers. This guy is more of a Seth than anything.

    • @fabioq6916
      @fabioq6916 14 годин тому

      Sales and trading or IBD? Huge difference.

  • @jerzsubbie
    @jerzsubbie 9 днів тому +41

    The coffee chats, excellent point, they're more valuable than interviews in many cases!

  • @infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836
    @infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836 2 місяці тому +132

    Loooooong hours, HIGH pressure, tons of politics and posing. Gettin' rich ain't all it's cracked up to be.

    • @haikew
      @haikew 2 місяці тому +22

      Looooooooong hours, LOW pay, An injured back, bad knees and callused hands. Workin the 9-5 ain't all its cracked up to be. (Work is work - cept these guys take 400k bonuses while we slave away for min wage. Just saying.)

    • @infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836
      @infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836 2 місяці тому +5

      @@haikew
      _Sure, but we already knew that._

    • @exposedthat
      @exposedthat 13 днів тому

      the talmud tells all

    • @wonjaehwang7670
      @wonjaehwang7670 12 днів тому

      What do you mean by posing

    • @Boc3phu5
      @Boc3phu5 11 днів тому +2

      Agreed. Make sure you know what your are getting into what you want

  • @Contentisdata
    @Contentisdata 10 днів тому +20

    At 9:37, I like that description of Accounting & Finance. 👊

  • @squirtle9926
    @squirtle9926 12 днів тому +46

    bro worked just 3 months in investment banking…..

    • @briarshard2871
      @briarshard2871 11 днів тому +12

      Hahaha you're right, just had a look at his LinkedIn, with 39 listed work experience. Sounds like someone has commitment issues

  • @DanH-u3f
    @DanH-u3f 2 місяці тому +32

    It's just sounds like he's a corporate stooge of any big company.

  • @RayfilWong
    @RayfilWong 2 дні тому +2

    👏👏 let's give some credit to the editor. Engaging sound effects, music, and pace.

  • @BenNelsonillegalnumbers
    @BenNelsonillegalnumbers 4 дні тому +8

    i'm really curious how you mess that revenue number up? reading financial statements is something you learn in community college courses. if you're a finance/accounting/etc major...how??? how do you get hired?

    • @Lahatinfin
      @Lahatinfin 2 дні тому +3

      they hired him so they could figure out what he was always grinning about

  • @commas.1287
    @commas.1287 День тому

    Current Investment Banker - the day in the life description around min 20 is so eerily accurate (literally had a day just like that on Tuesday except getting the books printed had to be done before 5 because that's when the production people leave). The worst is when you stay up so late that the bankers in London are awake and start messaging you...

  • @skhgendenjamts4715
    @skhgendenjamts4715 3 години тому

    You just nailed all those

  • @wpenny321
    @wpenny321 13 днів тому +19

    *twice as slowly, or half the speed. Not half as slowly

  • @rjackstheartofwealth6152
    @rjackstheartofwealth6152 9 днів тому +16

    watching this video feels like watching the scene in the big short where he's like "i don't get it, why is he confessing"
    "he's bragging"

  • @rjackstheartofwealth6152
    @rjackstheartofwealth6152 9 днів тому +8

    this should be very scary looking at AI
    "unless you're a quant and you're actually using calculus in your job, you know everything you need to know from middle school math"
    - a harvard career advisor that got paid 7 figures a year
    scaaaaryyyy

    • @rjackstheartofwealth6152
      @rjackstheartofwealth6152 9 днів тому

      this comment from him proves that most money in today's economy is created from obfuscation and networking tricks, not making the world a better place
      what happens when companies don't need to IPO and can SPAC or just make a crypto token
      who pays for the aps and expensive vests then

    • @mdw9487
      @mdw9487 9 днів тому +1

      Analyst here. AI has a long way to go still in the projection space. It will take a quant job before it takes a manager or an analyst role. AI does math way better than analysis.

    • @emmanueltrejo3531
      @emmanueltrejo3531 7 днів тому +1

      You mostly only use basic math and sometimes a little bit of advanved statistics, but it is important to understand advanced math since it makes you understand things better, it is not for the usefulness that is valuable in finance, its for the way of thinking it gives you that is important

  • @timothydamoulis2574
    @timothydamoulis2574 10 днів тому +4

    As someone who is a retail investor who does plenty of research and is into investing even after 3 months I know enough to realise that financial analyst forecasts are often full of 🐕💩 and they move their price targets up and down in response to price changes rather than in anticipation of them. Their opinions shouldnt be trusted much more than some of the more high quality opinions you can find online sometimes less as they are often too comservative and very slow to react to trends.

  • @RespectfullyBiasedReader
    @RespectfullyBiasedReader 11 днів тому +4

    Reminds me of some advice I was given- instead of stuttering, or going like, or uh, or erm, just pause.

  • @RandomDeforge
    @RandomDeforge 2 місяці тому +26

    2:49 " .. nOnE ToLd mE tHeSe ThInGs! .. "
    you literally just told us merely 20 seconds ago at 2:18 that you your "manager pulled you aside and told " *you* explicitly "This."
    wtf kind of word salads is this video?

  • @jdrancho1864
    @jdrancho1864 2 місяці тому +25

    09:55 there are twelve different ways of saying this, but don't ever use the thirteenth word: assumption. As soon as you say the ass-u-n-me word, everybody knows the jig is up.

  • @julianpercival3009
    @julianpercival3009 12 годин тому

    His LinkedIn said he only work 3 months in investment banking (literally a summer)

  • @itzbaldo7819
    @itzbaldo7819 11 днів тому +2

    Great insights! Thank you very much :)

  • @devesh85
    @devesh85 12 днів тому +2

    So how do you know if someone is a buy side or sell side, buy side will be cursing on the call, sell side curses after the call.

  • @codydabest
    @codydabest День тому

    As someone who's been hiring masters degrees and PHDs like crazy in the machine learning space, getting along with the candidate really is 90% of it. Anyone can calculate, but can you do it and be cool about it. Sorry.

  • @ElJefeGrande123
    @ElJefeGrande123 5 днів тому

    I'm feeling it.

  • @liathas
    @liathas 7 днів тому +7

    I came for the "invest in a vest" part only, but couldn't find it. Any timestamps from anybody?

  • @Moneytwodae
    @Moneytwodae 12 днів тому +1

    Great content!

  • @BarbaraMarks7s
    @BarbaraMarks7s 11 днів тому +1

    Investments are the roots of financial security; the deeper they grow, the stronger your future will be."

    • @ChristopherJeffreynx8
      @ChristopherJeffreynx8 11 днів тому

      The deeper your investment roots, the stronger your financial security will be in the future.

    • @WilliamsBensong1x
      @WilliamsBensong1x 11 днів тому

      Exactly! With my adviser, I’ve cultivated deep investment roots, strengthening my financial security for the future.

    • @MargaretOlivia2u
      @MargaretOlivia2u 11 днів тому

      I would love an introduction to an adviser who can help me strengthen my financial roots.

    • @WilliamsBensong1x
      @WilliamsBensong1x 11 днів тому

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      @MargaretOlivia2u 11 днів тому

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  • @HamzahAssaduddin
    @HamzahAssaduddin 10 днів тому

    great content! thanks

  • @noahliebers
    @noahliebers 7 днів тому +1

    Perfect description of American Psycho

  • @Jesse615
    @Jesse615 8 днів тому +2

    I used to work in Advertising. And the bad days were very much the same. Especially the description of being at the office late -- lights dim; I know the cleaning lady by name! Etc.

    • @fentonajoseph
      @fentonajoseph 8 днів тому +1

      I was in advertising and I def knew the cleaning lady by name 😂 she was the only person to talk to sometimes.

    • @Jesse615
      @Jesse615 8 днів тому

      @@fentonajoseph Yup!

  • @forenamesurname1183
    @forenamesurname1183 2 місяці тому +15

    sounds like this guy makes a few too many errors in his spreadsheets

  • @kevinxiang1911
    @kevinxiang1911 8 днів тому

    wow spot on

  • @hanieltala7373
    @hanieltala7373 18 днів тому +1

    Hey, I am in supply chain and want to convert to investment banking, what schools, courses will you advise me to take ??
    Also, which bank do you recommend me to apply to ?? and what are the requirements to make sure I make it ??

  • @osvaldoelias1943
    @osvaldoelias1943 2 місяці тому +4

    Cool 😊

  • @Crusader-9
    @Crusader-9 2 місяці тому +9

    If you focus on 31 unwritten rules then your probably not focusing on what your company pay you to do ...at the end of the day your manager will judge you on your performance and how much k net you make for the bank....if you're A star performer you can go to work in just your undies and a bear hat....

  • @samdollar6294
    @samdollar6294 14 днів тому +2

    19:12 why would you hang around until 9pm? If there are no fire drills, couldn't you just go home?

    • @jononioo2857
      @jononioo2857 8 днів тому +3

      Well it depends. If you're new and others are still in the office, you dare not leave. However, usually if your the last one there or nobody in your group is still around then you can bounce. It's just the culture at some banks.

    • @commas.1287
      @commas.1287 День тому

      I have never had a day like that but if I really had no work after dinner, I suppose I could go work from home but my associates would be confused why I was leaving so early

  • @lallarolle
    @lallarolle 9 днів тому +1

    I love this guy.

  • @lindadonald348
    @lindadonald348 11 днів тому +1

    Go to NYC or London Finance for 5 years, save half salary and retire early on passive income.

  • @sriram181
    @sriram181 9 днів тому

    2:20 - Doesnt that just mean 1+ half whatever rate of excess speed of talking he was conducting so hpw would that be 0.5x of normal speech time

  • @AbdJiA
    @AbdJiA 2 дні тому

    In simple terms what you mean is "executive presence" hahahaha

  • @thewen
    @thewen День тому

    the drugs are very accurate, along with the debauchery and depravity. so yah, the movies may exaggerate reality, but it's based on it regardless

  • @GoldAMG
    @GoldAMG 9 днів тому +2

    You need to chill a little buddy

  • @GTV8593
    @GTV8593 2 місяці тому

    what is "high OS as well" at 5:30?

  • @JohnBrandon
    @JohnBrandon 3 дні тому

    British interjections were jarring.

  • @georgemerizalde9165
    @georgemerizalde9165 10 днів тому +1

    Sounds like anyone reasonably educated can do this

    • @commas.1287
      @commas.1287 День тому +1

      Anyone who is educated, yes. But they have to be very polished, organized and willing to make a lot of sacrifices to work the long hours

  • @manhhunghoang53
    @manhhunghoang53 2 місяці тому

    Cảm ơn bạn!

  • @imperialofficer6185
    @imperialofficer6185 7 днів тому

    I'm not gonna wear a quarter zip I don't care who they send

  • @jaimevalverde8950
    @jaimevalverde8950 6 днів тому

    why does he have pennywise eyes?

  • @adama4791
    @adama4791 4 години тому

    This was produced in a really annoying fashion with all the interruptions

  • @NUCLEAR154
    @NUCLEAR154 2 місяці тому

    You are a beautiful person WOW🎉

  • @rodgerpiercearchitect
    @rodgerpiercearchitect 16 днів тому

    ..so you're gonna tell us!?? Hahaha

  • @latte5570
    @latte5570 2 місяці тому

    test?

  • @JasperElvenSky
    @JasperElvenSky 7 днів тому

    Sounds tedious AF

  • @JoeOh100
    @JoeOh100 10 днів тому

    Are you destined to deal is a better video ….

  • @dukesilver765
    @dukesilver765 7 днів тому +1

    What’s a miserable way to live

  • @pralitamccourt4275
    @pralitamccourt4275 2 місяці тому +3

    Make this comment the modt liked commet (first comment)

  • @nicolajevanadeshda9797
    @nicolajevanadeshda9797 2 місяці тому +1

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