Honestly, there are some cases where there is a justifiable reason for opt-out. For example, extreme sexual trauma in the past or strong sex repulsion.
i know i know, im not a doctor but i have to share this i volunteer at an aquarium, heres one of my favorite stories “no, sir, you cant pick up the shark out of the tank and walk away with it” that was an exaggeration, i wasnt there but i heard it from one of the other volunteers
The belly button story…my 8th grade teacher told the class that the baby was connected to the mother’s belly button and told a girl in class that, because she had had surgery for a navel hernia, that she would never be able to to have a baby. The girl cried and I had to explain that the teacher was stupid. Same teacher thought she was going deaf and was amazed when the doctor pulled cotton balls out of her ears and she could hear.
Trigger Warning: lots of poo/tmi I get constipated sometimes due to being on opiod based medication for pain. Usually eating fiber solves this but sometimes I'll be traveling or away from home and will forget or not feel like eating high fiber foods and such. That whole time of being constipated I will only be able to release little poo pellets if anything. Then when I get home I'll inevitably eat a literal shit load of fiber, after which I'll shut myself in the bathroom and release a poo so big I have to consistently flush while it's snaking it's way out of my body, otherwise it won't go down at all. Once I didn't not do the flushing thing I because it all came out so fast and to me it almost looked like this giant piles of poo horses will release when standing around. Since then I have referred to those ridiculously giant poos as my dungs. My entire family mocks me for referring to my poo as animal waste-pellets and dung. I am autistic- I feel like that needs to be added on here...
@@boogiebear3095 I'm extremely lucky to have some munty receptor in my brain that stops me from metabolising opiates like most people do. One of the benefits is that I don't get cravings for them, rarely get constipation, nor do I get the horrible withdrawal effects. HOWEVER, it also means that I don't get the full pain relief I should, and on the rare occasions that I DO experience constipation, by christ it's horrific. All I can say is that I'll be forever thankful to whoever invented the warm water electric arse washer aka bidets!
Had a math teacher on an indefinite suspension for exploding at me... I wasn't the best kid in math but I'm not gonna look like an idiot in front of 6 different classes in the gym so I did a presentation perfectly... Spent like a week reading that stupid math textbook and on presentation day halfway through my teacher gets mad at me and asks if I studied at all because I sounded stupid and people started laughing and I said I did and used the boo- and he cut me off to say how he basically wrote the book and I was lying so I should just finish it and take a zero and disagreeing with him would be useless but I did it anyways... He just erupted and started arguing back and I kept it up and the other teachers looked angry at me... The audacity... Then I just picked up my textbook and started reading while holding my presentation and he went from angry to a popped water balloon... He left and everything was cancelled... That was actually the time I stopped doing work in math ಠಿ_ಠ he still tried to give me a 0 btw but I was friends with the principal on a first name basis... We'd hang out
SO LET ME GET THIS RIGHT. HE CALLED U USELESS AT MATHS AND YOU DONE A PRESENTATION THAT READ WORD FOR WORD FROM A MATHS BOOK HE WROTE WHICH, YOU PRESENTED WITH. SO HIS EGO BLEW UP. YOU KNOW SOMETIMES THE WAY SOMETHING IS WRITTEN NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO THAT LEARNING CAN BE ACHIEVED..
I'm not a doctor, but this is VERY important, and I have had to explain it to someone (my maternal grandmother): hypodermic needles are a one-time use item. You cannot just wash them and reuse them. She's an insulin-dependent type 2 diabetic. My mom blew a gasket when she found out. It was REALLY hard for me to explain that without sounding rude.
The 2nd turd story reminds me of a story from my old job, thonit isn't in medicine. I did irrigation for yrs n a guy from our work really had to shit while at a customer's house n didn't think he could make it til he left for the next house n it would've looked rude to leave since the customer was home but also a snob so using their washroom wasn't an option. So he put a bag in a bag I a box n took his shit inside the truck n sealed it up n meant to bring it to the dumpster at the shop but forgot n left it in the truck. The next day someone else is using that truck, sees this weird box that he doesn't need n decided to leave in on the desk for the storage room sign out sheet cuz he thinks it is something important the other guy left. The boss comes in the next morning n opens the box n almost bars right there. Only 1 guy is there early enough to see it but he has a more comfortable joking relationship with the boss n tells everybody. So long as the guy that placed the box on the desk still worked there people would ask him "WUTS IN THE BOX, DERIK, WITS IN THE BOX!"
My dad cleans off the land set with the alcohol pad and he can get a couple of uses out before it becomes too dull considering they're stupid expensive here
I always end up saying this on this topic, but hey why not one more time? Ding dong not teaching people about their bodies for religious reasons is wrong.
Haha. My wife thought that a neutered dog gets his red rocket removed as well. She knew it wasn't necessary, she just thought the doctors took no chances on a dog humping anything.
@@Chuckf66 her reasoning was that a problematic dog won't be deterred by the lack of his testicles (which is true by the way), so to curb the behaviour completely they would completely cut the genitals off.
18:35 I mean, I dont drink water rlly like at all, but i at least drink fluids like tea which is relatively healthy for u so ig not quite the same? 22:20 EMT's/Paramedics amy get paid shit but they r literal lifesavers and deserve more damn money for the shit they do, honestly as much as any average doctor makes I'd say
I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BELIEVE THE IGNORANCE OF SOME OF THESE STORIES IN THE VIDEO. SIMPLE BIOLOGY. AND IF NOT THAT THE NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. IT IS SURREAL THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY... ZZZ
Jesus died for you was buried and rose again on the third day according to the scriptures. If you confess with your mouth Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved. please repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.
How about no? Besides, in my sacred book is written, that Bob the alien tried to make beer. His brewery explored in what we now call the big bang, 15 minutes ago and our universe ist but a bubble in a puddle of half brewed beer. Now we must use our limited time before the bottle pops, to drink as much beer and eat as much garlic as we can, so our burbs and farts produce enough gas to keep the universe bubble stable and drive away the Alcohol - vampires. So go drink and eat my friends, our existence depends on it.
This, people, is why sexual education needs to be COMPULSORY. No exceptions, no religious exemptions, no parental objections - 100% compulsory.
Honestly, there are some cases where there is a justifiable reason for opt-out. For example, extreme sexual trauma in the past or strong sex repulsion.
i know i know, im not a doctor but i have to share this
i volunteer at an aquarium, heres one of my favorite stories
“no, sir, you cant pick up the shark out of the tank and walk away with it”
that was an exaggeration, i wasnt there but i heard it from one of the other volunteers
🤦 Only guy on the planet who doesnt know sharks bite
I love this
The guy who swears he didn’t poop his pants makes me think of the “aight who shit myself” meme💀.
The belly button story…my 8th grade teacher told the class that the baby was connected to the mother’s belly button and told a girl in class that, because she had had surgery for a navel hernia, that she would never be able to to have a baby. The girl cried and I had to explain that the teacher was stupid. Same teacher thought she was going deaf and was amazed when the doctor pulled cotton balls out of her ears and she could hear.
Wow! That’s crazy. People are stupid sometimes. How was she (teacher) even hired?
Trigger Warning: lots of poo/tmi
I get constipated sometimes due to being on opiod based medication for pain. Usually eating fiber solves this but sometimes I'll be traveling or away from home and will forget or not feel like eating high fiber foods and such. That whole time of being constipated I will only be able to release little poo pellets if anything. Then when I get home I'll inevitably eat a literal shit load of fiber, after which I'll shut myself in the bathroom and release a poo so big I have to consistently flush while it's snaking it's way out of my body, otherwise it won't go down at all. Once I didn't not do the flushing thing I because it all came out so fast and to me it almost looked like this giant piles of poo horses will release when standing around. Since then I have referred to those ridiculously giant poos as my dungs. My entire family mocks me for referring to my poo as animal waste-pellets and dung.
I am autistic- I feel like that needs to be added on here...
Oh my, as someone who used to be on opioids, the constipation is unreal, then your body just releases it and you’re like 😳
@@boogiebear3095 I'm extremely lucky to have some munty receptor in my brain that stops me from metabolising opiates like most people do. One of the benefits is that I don't get cravings for them, rarely get constipation, nor do I get the horrible withdrawal effects. HOWEVER, it also means that I don't get the full pain relief I should, and on the rare occasions that I DO experience constipation, by christ it's horrific. All I can say is that I'll be forever thankful to whoever invented the warm water electric arse washer aka bidets!
Boy-girl-squid-rock; I actually laughed at that one 😆
Had a math teacher on an indefinite suspension for exploding at me... I wasn't the best kid in math but I'm not gonna look like an idiot in front of 6 different classes in the gym so I did a presentation perfectly... Spent like a week reading that stupid math textbook and on presentation day halfway through my teacher gets mad at me and asks if I studied at all because I sounded stupid and people started laughing and I said I did and used the boo- and he cut me off to say how he basically wrote the book and I was lying so I should just finish it and take a zero and disagreeing with him would be useless but I did it anyways... He just erupted and started arguing back and I kept it up and the other teachers looked angry at me... The audacity... Then I just picked up my textbook and started reading while holding my presentation and he went from angry to a popped water balloon... He left and everything was cancelled... That was actually the time I stopped doing work in math ಠಿ_ಠ he still tried to give me a 0 btw but I was friends with the principal on a first name basis... We'd hang out
SO LET ME GET THIS RIGHT. HE CALLED U USELESS AT MATHS AND YOU DONE A PRESENTATION THAT READ WORD FOR WORD FROM A MATHS BOOK HE WROTE WHICH, YOU PRESENTED WITH. SO HIS EGO BLEW UP.
YOU KNOW SOMETIMES THE WAY SOMETHING IS WRITTEN NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO THAT LEARNING CAN BE ACHIEVED..
I'm not a doctor, but this is VERY important, and I have had to explain it to someone (my maternal grandmother): hypodermic needles are a one-time use item. You cannot just wash them and reuse them. She's an insulin-dependent type 2 diabetic. My mom blew a gasket when she found out. It was REALLY hard for me to explain that without sounding rude.
21:46 Thanks for bringing back the horrible memory of when *I* had pneumonia 😖
The last one gives me “pee is stored in the balls” energy
The 2nd turd story reminds me of a story from my old job, thonit isn't in medicine. I did irrigation for yrs n a guy from our work really had to shit while at a customer's house n didn't think he could make it til he left for the next house n it would've looked rude to leave since the customer was home but also a snob so using their washroom wasn't an option. So he put a bag in a bag I a box n took his shit inside the truck n sealed it up n meant to bring it to the dumpster at the shop but forgot n left it in the truck. The next day someone else is using that truck, sees this weird box that he doesn't need n decided to leave in on the desk for the storage room sign out sheet cuz he thinks it is something important the other guy left. The boss comes in the next morning n opens the box n almost bars right there. Only 1 guy is there early enough to see it but he has a more comfortable joking relationship with the boss n tells everybody. So long as the guy that placed the box on the desk still worked there people would ask him "WUTS IN THE BOX, DERIK, WITS IN THE BOX!"
My dad cleans off the land set with the alcohol pad and he can get a couple of uses out before it becomes too dull considering they're stupid expensive here
I always end up saying this on this topic, but hey why not one more time?
Ding dong not teaching people about their bodies for religious reasons is wrong.
RELIGION AS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW THE BODY WORKS. IT IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT TO HELP SOCIETIES CULTURAL MORES...
Haha. My wife thought that a neutered dog gets his red rocket removed as well. She knew it wasn't necessary, she just thought the doctors took no chances on a dog humping anything.
Ummm...wait....what?
@@Chuckf66 her reasoning was that a problematic dog won't be deterred by the lack of his testicles (which is true by the way), so to curb the behaviour completely they would completely cut the genitals off.
18:35 I mean, I dont drink water rlly like at all, but i at least drink fluids like tea which is relatively healthy for u so ig not quite the same?
22:20 EMT's/Paramedics amy get paid shit but they r literal lifesavers and deserve more damn money for the shit they do, honestly as much as any average doctor makes I'd say
My fragile sanity wishes you had started with veterinarian lol
‘Pubeeeees’… 😆😆😆
My mother thought a cold was caused by getting cold and/or wet.
I was told relentlessly that if I wore summer clothes out in the rain that I’d get sick by my grandparents
I mean, anal sex has a pretty low pregnancy rate. Not zero, but it’s not common e
10:30 Holy shit what. She's just... what.
Uh, did these people not pay attention in health classes? Or biology for that matter. Sheesh some folks can be real stupid.
16:05 XD
I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BELIEVE THE IGNORANCE OF SOME OF THESE STORIES IN THE VIDEO. SIMPLE BIOLOGY. AND IF NOT THAT THE NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. IT IS SURREAL THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY... ZZZ
10:20 what the actual frick?! Ew.
Bro I'm trying to eat
Pick a different video
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Banana
Let’s go
Jesus died for you was buried and rose again on the third day according to the scriptures. If you confess with your mouth Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved. please repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.
How about no? Besides, in my sacred book is written, that Bob the alien tried to make beer. His brewery explored in what we now call the big bang, 15 minutes ago and our universe ist but a bubble in a puddle of half brewed beer. Now we must use our limited time before the bottle pops, to drink as much beer and eat as much garlic as we can, so our burbs and farts produce enough gas to keep the universe bubble stable and drive away the Alcohol - vampires. So go drink and eat my friends, our existence depends on it.
Stop ruining my country.
Leave.
Not everyone believes in the same stuff you do, please stop pushing it everywhere
Go away, spammer.