@@athelstan927do you believe Bernard and Rik are on the save level as Billy Connelly? There is no right or wrong answer mate. Just asking your opinion? England do have some absolutely amazing comediens to be fair.
Id say everything but the mince n tatties. Just got so fed up with them when i was wee. My family was mince n tatties daft! Lol Also, my best photography even in my travels is still Scottish landscapes. The light is just so unique which adds that little piece of magic
Come on dude we don't call them potato scones 😂😂 They're tattie scones and they also don't have square sausage which we have..Full Scottish all the way 😋😋😋
@@thebat7048 of course I am, and I've never heard anybody say that before. Wee guys saying "dude" and "ball knowledge" is seriously weird 😂. If you'd have said that at my bit growing up, you'd almost certainly have been battered 😂
Talk about unbiased opinion 😅 very honest and truthful lol scotland probably is great but the weather might be touch rougher , england esp london probably way more expensive
And better food. Better football. Better cities. Better pubs. All round Better. If it wasn't our taxes wouldn't have to subsidise the Scottish. Full of yourselves..that's only thing yous do Better..
Our comedy is sooooo much better than Scottish. Is that all they have Boring Billy Connely? We’ve had Porridge, only fools and horses, black adder, Inbetweeners, Rising Damp, Young ones, The Office, Alan Partridge, Monty python, People just do nothing, Ben Elton the list is endless. You can have scenery although we’ve got peaks and lakes and endless country side all with great pubs serving fantastic ales, speckled Hen, Newcastle brown ale whilst having cottage/shepards pie a roast dinner and Eton mess. Ally hasn’t got a clue what he’s talking about. He loves Scotland so much he’s delusional.
@@MGB1874 We don't have it in England because we have actual food: Fish & chips, Toad in the hole, Sunday roast, Pork pies, Scotch eggs, Stilton cheese, Black puddings, Bakewell tarts, Banoffey pies & Eccles cakes.
As an Englishman who's lived near Glasgow for 20 years. Food - England Drink - Draw (whiskey sucks) Humor - draw (Mrs browns boys is actually liked here) Beauty - Scotland
I’ll give you food but the rest… yer aff yer heed. Humour? That’s a laugh and Mrs browns boys is Irish and if that was sarcasm you can poke it up your arse. No one in the world does humour like us
And English comedy is 100% better in England hands down. Only fools and horses, Monty python, Alan Partridge, the Office, porridge. Plus our football is on another level compared to Scotland. And food.
@@jamesgalbraith5471 ive got a Scottish father and English Mother, born in London and my father was in the army, the Scots Guards although he is no longer with us, died a few years ago but never forgot where he came from (Glasgow, Mary hill) or his heritage which is also mine and thats why I will always have a soft spot for Scotland and I know the historical stuff behind some of the hate?? and its perfectly understandable from the Scots side but I feel in general alot of it nowdays is hard banter, but majority of English are of Celtic heritage so we have a bit of irish, Scots, or welsh somewhere along the line, and when it comes down to the nitty gritty if we ever needed each other? We would be their
Nothing wrong with the English and I think there are some very beautiful places in England. And some of the friendliest people I met were in Barnsley. We tend to judge our nations by our worst examples, which isn't fair.
I understand him saying Scotland for drink. But my experience in Scotland "are you just checking prices, we can't sell you alcohol past 10pm" in a Tesco many years ago on a night shift, desperate for a few drinks after a long night. I was fuming so out of sheer annoyance I'd say england. Lol
Bagpipes were found in some Arab country. Sometimes it's not about who made it but who perfected it 😉 us scots have too many inventions we can take credit for
@@liamc9425 aye mate that's why the Romans built Hadrians Wall and then the Antonine Wall,because there was nothing worth taking. Nothing to do with the fact they were terrified of The Picts and desperately tried to keep them out of their Empire which stretched to Northern England
As a welshman who lived in scotland and england... Scottish food, women and iron bru is gross... They dont eat salad or veg, and put everything in a pie (dont get me started on munchy box). The women look more like the men, and fizzy rust IS NOT A JUICE!!!! Ill give them the crack, and scenery
Food are you kidding me? Also have to point out many of the places in north of England are just as nice if not nicer .. there’s no where in Scotland like Cornwall - Devon - robin hoods bay -Whitby - and so many more Cumbria the lakes so on so many of these places are underated it’s just that stereotype Scottish thing but if you know you know .. Scotland is beautiful No doubt but London isn’t England . Humour aswel that’s questionable 🤨 😅😂
@@AliG-yu2bn I’ve seen plenty of it actually it’s just the English like to trash there own country when there’s actual beautiful scenery and places steeped in history with amazing architecture, it’s that classic English thing to do .. but to answer your question you tel me is there anywhere like it?
@coner4675 mate I think England has amazing places and scenery, like you said. Cumbria is beautiful and I live between 3 stunning national parks in the north of England. But let's not get it twisted, Scottish scenery is far more dramatic and in terms of coastline Scotland does have a better one than anywhere in England unfortunately even if there are still great places in England which there definitely is
@@AliG-yu2bn no I’m not doubting Scotland doesn’t but at the same time there’s places in the English isles that are just as stunning but for some reason people think London is England .. when actually there’s so many hidden gems In England that not many know about .. when it comes to scenery / lakes / historical sites/ places that take your breathe away, specially when it’s nice weather that’s when 😅 being from Yorkshire it’s almost a mini version of Scotland anyway especially North Yorkshire York to the coast North Yorkshire moors etc .. I was only naming a few places that are just as nice Penzance / Newquay etc all the way upto salt burn .. to Cumbria they’re stunning places .
It’s this sort of delusion that results in the Scottish fans being disappointed when in major tournaments. Also using Billy Conelly as an example for comedy lol he’s as funny as an orphanage fire at Christmas.
😂😂 Aye Because England won the last World Cup and will win the Euros Aw that money from Saudi buyers to develop youth systems and still canny win hee haw 😂😂 what was the score last night mind me again 😂
I'd say 2-2 Scotland 🏴: Drinks & Humour England 🏴: Food & Beauty - England is much more diverse now compared to Scotland, so it helps with Beauty & variety in tasty Food 👌
Country side you’ve no chance man 😂😂😂
As an English man I make it 4 - 0 to Scotland
Thanks bro ❤️🏴
Thanks mate
@@andrewhoughton2617 Hey......Andy Murray! 😉👍 ❤️🏴
Id say 3-1 cuz i love fish and chips
@@superronYT_fish and chips isn't English lad 😅
Most punters as well. Scotland clean sweep
I love Scotland, im English, i live in Scotland it's amazing ❤
Depends which part of Scotland ? We are being colonised here in England with plantations of the third world
As an English man Scottish humour is mint best banter ever
Simp
@ simp? How old are you?
@ how old are you? Using words like simp? 🫢
Nope, Bernard Manning Rik Mayall et al
@@athelstan927do you believe Bernard and Rik are on the save level as Billy Connelly? There is no right or wrong answer mate. Just asking your opinion? England do have some absolutely amazing comediens to be fair.
Id say everything but the mince n tatties. Just got so fed up with them when i was wee. My family was mince n tatties daft! Lol Also, my best photography even in my travels is still Scottish landscapes. The light is just so unique which adds that little piece of magic
A biased Scot - Never met one 🤣
Food is better cause full english is missing potato scones and scottish countryside has the mountains so he isnt wrong.
Come on dude we don't call them potato scones 😂😂 They're tattie scones and they also don't have square sausage which we have..Full Scottish all the way 😋😋😋
@@thebat7048 I'm against writing in scottish for the most part. I hate when people write tae instead of to as it is longer.
@@thebat7048who says dude in Scotland 😂? Say that in a Glasgow boozer and someone will slap you 😂
@@GM-tw4el Emmmm, quite a lot of people actually 🙄 Do you know everyone in Scotland.?? Are you even Scottish.?? 🤔
@@thebat7048 of course I am, and I've never heard anybody say that before. Wee guys saying "dude" and "ball knowledge" is seriously weird 😂. If you'd have said that at my bit growing up, you'd almost certainly have been battered 😂
Scottish humour? I’ve never seen a Scot break a smile let alone crack a joke
You’ve never seen a Scotsman then
Ally smiled and laughed throughout the video.
Well i have, humour goes to Scotland
You just watched one ya fanny
@@RD-jr8nv when they lose at sports .. which is most of the time - They cry in their sporran (or English invented kilt) 😉
This is why I love Scots and Scotland:-) lucky to call it home
Mince and tatties ya dancer
Fried mars bars ya skirt wearing trts 😂😂
Scottish steak/beef and salmon from the Highlands is unbeatable.
Talk about unbiased opinion 😅 very honest and truthful lol scotland probably is great but the weather might be touch rougher , england esp london probably way more expensive
England has the best names. Muhammad Leroy and Mr Pattell
They are mongrel country the English look at the football team they not proper English/British
India had very Indian names in the 1800s
Leroy has French origins
Careful or you might end up in the slammer 😂😢
Not as indigenous as their royal family, the Saxe Coburg De Gothe 😂😂
England has slightly better weather. Thats it
And better food. Better football. Better cities. Better pubs. All round Better. If it wasn't our taxes wouldn't have to subsidise the Scottish. Full of yourselves..that's only thing yous do Better..
Haha ok wee man, whatever you say. Enjoy your night.
Our comedy is sooooo much better than Scottish. Is that all they have Boring Billy Connely? We’ve had Porridge, only fools and horses, black adder, Inbetweeners, Rising Damp, Young ones, The Office, Alan Partridge, Monty python, People just do nothing, Ben Elton the list is endless. You can have scenery although we’ve got peaks and lakes and endless country side all with great pubs serving fantastic ales, speckled Hen, Newcastle brown ale whilst having cottage/shepards pie a roast dinner and Eton mess. Ally hasn’t got a clue what he’s talking about. He loves Scotland so much he’s delusional.
@@Guitarpeacepicand your not!!. throw your rose tinted specs away😂😂😂😂
@@neilanderson841 English Rose tinted glasses you mean. 🏴
Yeah I’d totally agree with these answers 😂
Yeve no chance man 😂😂
England all the way, that's why the Scots don't want to leave us
Scotland ❤ But when she said "beauty" i thought she meant humans aswell and instantly thought of Liz Hurley . We cant beat that 😊
Yes. Yes we can beat that. By miles.
@teresajose2280 OK. Name a lassie better looking than Liz Hurley ? 😊
@@davidoftheglen3447can name a few....
Amy manson
Rose Leslie
Karen Gillan
Mary ure
Amanda Hendrick
Lisa mcallister 🤷🏽♂️
Just saying 😂😂
@upurkilt7246 Never heard of any of them mate 🤷♂️
@@teresajose2280you've never seen Bedazzled.
Of course he's going to say Scotland.
Most English would have the same answers
Scotland is one of the most beautiful countries in the world to be fair
Says the Scotsman 🤣
Freedooooooooooooooooooooooom! ❤
On the funny one I think he’s forgetting gibbo and the chess ♟️ champion, I thought he was going to have a stroke 😂😂😂
As an English man, I would give it all to Scotland, except food. Haggis is grim
It really isn't
Naw, it isnae...
Haggis is class you obviously had a minging version of it in England
@@MGB1874 We don't have it in England because we have actual food:
Fish & chips,
Toad in the hole,
Sunday roast,
Pork pies,
Scotch eggs,
Stilton cheese,
Black puddings,
Bakewell tarts,
Banoffey pies &
Eccles cakes.
@@eddhardy1054 they’re all shite apart from Sunday dinner and black pudding (which isn’t just English)
Scotlands favourites beverage is made in the south west of England 😉
That canny be ACDC man
Work oh England every day of the year because Scottish tv is shite 😂😂
Scottish comedians are much better
Kev I N Bridges vs M Mcintyre
Ally your old school bro grew up watching you play for rangers and your spot on bro 😂
Give them food, make it less embarrassing. Yorkshire puddings an that
Im a celtic man but u honestly cannae hate ally hes too funny😂🏴
As an Englishman who's lived near Glasgow for 20 years. Food - England
Drink - Draw (whiskey sucks)
Humor - draw (Mrs browns boys is actually liked here)
Beauty - Scotland
I’ll give you food but the rest… yer aff yer heed. Humour? That’s a laugh and Mrs browns boys is Irish and if that was sarcasm you can poke it up your arse. No one in the world does humour like us
There’s your problem right there
Whiskey is Irish
Whisky is Scottish
You’ll need to stay a wee bit longer 😂
And English comedy is 100% better in England hands down. Only fools and horses, Monty python, Alan Partridge, the Office, porridge. Plus our football is on another level compared to Scotland. And food.
Mrs Browns boys is Irish ya eejit😂😂
The jocks wins hands down except at football and battles
And comedy.
Total Music of Scotland Annie Lennox Rod Stewart The Proclaimers Deacon Blue over and over and over again!😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
You left oot the Bay City Rollers 😉 Tut tut tut
Better ALE than the jocks
I would have given food to England for the same reasons.
Anytime he gives a draw, it's an England win 😂
English and we love the Scots, but know its not recepricated 😢😂😂
We’re not all like that, I find the English friendly on holiday and my son and daughter go to England quite a lot never a bad word to say about them
@@jamesgalbraith5471 ive got a Scottish father and English Mother, born in London and my father was in the army, the Scots Guards although he is no longer with us, died a few years ago but never forgot where he came from (Glasgow, Mary hill) or his heritage which is also mine and thats why I will always have a soft spot for Scotland and I know the historical stuff behind some of the hate?? and its perfectly understandable from the Scots side but I feel in general alot of it nowdays is hard banter, but majority of English are of Celtic heritage so we have a bit of irish, Scots, or welsh somewhere along the line, and when it comes down to the nitty gritty if we ever needed each other? We would be their
Nothing wrong with the English and I think there are some very beautiful places in England. And some of the friendliest people I met were in Barnsley. We tend to judge our nations by our worst examples, which isn't fair.
Stop believing the BS the MSM feed ya, they lie a lot
Super Ally...He loves Newcastle United btw...
🏴🏴🏴🏴😊
I understand him saying Scotland for drink. But my experience in Scotland "are you just checking prices, we can't sell you alcohol past 10pm" in a Tesco many years ago on a night shift, desperate for a few drinks after a long night. I was fuming so out of sheer annoyance I'd say england. Lol
All shops stop selling at 10pm in Scotland and you can’t buy until 11am and 12 on weekends
Exactly alcohol problem
@@iMertinIn Scotland 10 am every day including weekends,
Live down here though
Managers ?
I don’t want to ruin it for the Scottish people but the earliest recipe for haggis was found in England
Yeah we wrote it down for yous and you took it home.
Bagpipes were found in some Arab country. Sometimes it's not about who made it but who perfected it 😉 us scots have too many inventions we can take credit for
I'll give you Billy Connolly and raise you Rik Mayall
Gey ya slef of the pipe ladda
I raise you Frankie Boyle
Mayall was great but there's a reason Connolly is in the greatest of all time conversation and Mayall isn't
no one in England gets anywere close to the big yin,,absoluty no one
@@RobertHarrison-cn3ok Everyone loved Frankie on Mock the Week .
Scotland all the way
Food 🤣🤣🤣
Love him ❤
I live on the border. He got 1 wrong scottish humans are ginger roll up smokers but they have a alovely countyside
Buckfast hands down 😅
Food 😂
Everything but food
Football..... 😆 🤣 😂 😹
The lowest of the low, the scum of the earth ( Renton - Trainspotting)
Very nice chap
He’s lying to himself about Scottish people and beauty and he knows it 😂😂😂
Scottish food, hada away bonny lad and let's face it
Scottish Food 😅😅😅😅😅
Haggis, beeps n tatties with a giis whisky sauce, ya just canna beat it
Obviously no idea then 👍
Clearly never had it
Yeah because people want deep fried pizza over bangers and mash and onion gravy.
Ally the britnat
Am geordie Scotland 3-0
The same guy who criticized Scotland fans for booing the national anthem of the biggest critical destroyer of our hopes as an independent nation.
You have to remember majority of Scots voted No ..
Shut up ffs. The guy is a legend
Early mortality rate
Food: Full English, Roast Dinner (Yorkshire puddings) ,scones, trifle, Eton mess ect.. I think this man has lost his marbles 😂 he said haggis 🤷🏼♂️🤣
Have you ever actually tried haggis? Black pudding is delicious as well.
Black pudding is originally from England ..
I’m Scottish and even I know that …
Mate you serious yous are known for nothing Scots always ask anyone the Scots what keep Britain going remember that
Dafty am gawny get ye
Yeah we have none of that in Scotland. Eton mess? 😂 Is that what he gives you after the bumings? Ponce.
There is a reason why the Romans didn’t bother with Scotland
Aye coz they were sick of getting their arses kicked by the Picts
Exactly @@michaelkavanagh932
@@michaelkavanagh932 more like nothing worth taking
@@liamc9425 aye mate that's why the Romans built Hadrians Wall and then the Antonine Wall,because there was nothing worth taking. Nothing to do with the fact they were terrified of The Picts and desperately tried to keep them out of their Empire which stretched to Northern England
They took an army of 40,000 . They did try.the most your lot took was about 13,000
Weather, qualifying for major tournaments... 2 nil England 😂
World Cup Wins? England
All sports ..... England
Considering yous have 10 times the population I should think so... 🤦
definitely scotland wins them all day long
Mmyeeees, everything is better in Scoatland…
Scotlaaand coming from a Scottish man
As a welshman who lived in scotland and england...
Scottish food, women and iron bru is gross...
They dont eat salad or veg, and put everything in a pie (dont get me started on munchy box). The women look more like the men, and fizzy rust IS NOT A JUICE!!!!
Ill give them the crack, and scenery
Ok we get it our women aren't covered in wool.
You seen England buddy? Jeremy Kyle show was started because of the amount of munters they have down there 🤣🤣
A taff that stays in other countries your no Welsh either go away I'd iot
Scotland is full of absolute mingers, but at least the skirt wearing jocks have haggis 😂😂😂
I’ll give ye a draw at humans but wi countryside ye’ve got nae chance man 😂😂😂😂🏴
Easy 4-0 for Scotland
A few sandwiches short of a picnic
Scottish food on the whole is pretty poor
Why did Scotland turn into Jamaica 💀
Food are you kidding me? Also have to point out many of the places in north of England are just as nice if not nicer .. there’s no where in Scotland like Cornwall - Devon - robin hoods bay -Whitby - and so many more Cumbria the lakes so on so many of these places are underated it’s just that stereotype Scottish thing but if you know you know .. Scotland is beautiful No doubt but London isn’t England . Humour aswel that’s questionable 🤨 😅😂
There's no where in Scotland like Cornwall, Cumbria? You haven't seen much of Scotland then coming from a Yorkshire man.
@@AliG-yu2bn sandbanks
@@AliG-yu2bn I’ve seen plenty of it actually it’s just the English like to trash there own country when there’s actual beautiful scenery and places steeped in history with amazing architecture, it’s that classic English thing to do .. but to answer your question you tel me is there anywhere like it?
@coner4675 mate I think England has amazing places and scenery, like you said. Cumbria is beautiful and I live between 3 stunning national parks in the north of England. But let's not get it twisted, Scottish scenery is far more dramatic and in terms of coastline Scotland does have a better one than anywhere in England unfortunately even if there are still great places in England which there definitely is
@@AliG-yu2bn no I’m not doubting Scotland doesn’t but at the same time there’s places in the English isles that are just as stunning but for some reason people think London is England .. when actually there’s so many hidden gems In England that not many know about .. when it comes to scenery / lakes / historical sites/ places that take your breathe away, specially when it’s nice weather that’s when 😅 being from Yorkshire it’s almost a mini version of Scotland anyway especially North Yorkshire York to the coast North Yorkshire moors etc .. I was only naming a few places that are just as nice Penzance / Newquay etc all the way upto salt burn .. to Cumbria they’re stunning places .
So why does he live and work in England.......?
Delusion: 🏴
Scotland 4-0 easy 😂
Back up your drainpipe
Battered mars bar 😂
aye. and you dafties eat jellied eels
Scots are funny, we all laughed when they went out in the group 😂
Ali ginger hair ginger beard . Where ya thibk tbat came from matey 😮😅🇮🇪
It’s this sort of delusion that results in the Scottish fans being disappointed when in major tournaments.
Also using Billy Conelly as an example for comedy lol he’s as funny as an orphanage fire at Christmas.
you just proved Ali's point
Proving that you have no sense of humour.
😂😂 Aye Because England won the last World Cup and will win the Euros Aw that money from Saudi buyers to develop youth systems and still canny win hee haw 😂😂 what was the score last night mind me again 😂
The scotch think that other nations like them, deluded as well as useless at most things
Our team don't have every fkn race and colour in it they are the furthest away from english/British embarrassing
Midges england wins
Top man
I'd say 2-2
Scotland 🏴: Drinks & Humour
England 🏴: Food & Beauty
- England is much more diverse now compared to Scotland, so it helps with Beauty & variety in tasty Food 👌
Diverse means it’s shite
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Football?
Deluded Ali 😂😂
Far does he bide? Bet he dinna bide here in Scotland but he thinks it’s the greatest
Jimmy go home
2 and a half? Ally your boring mate
Where do you make your living yeh like most of you ex pros England
All Scottish people think they're dead funny and they're absolutely not. McCoist is a prime example.
Mince and tatties aren't Scottish.
mince and tatties isnt Scottish ??? are you for real 😂😂😂
Typical brain dead English comment, some research wouldn’t hurt
It costs nothing to do some research instead of embarrassing yourself
maybe he meant ground beef and potatoes 🏴😂
Remember who pays your bills Ali....
Aye Scotland, England only runs up the debt 😂
My Arse..
English food wipes the floor with Scottish 😂
You mean English food has a use after all?
All right, with yee beans and toast and bo'll o' wo'a
If you wiped the floor with sausages and roast beef, it would be all greasy
Scottish women?? Orange hair & yellow teeth 😬. Keep em
Billy Connolly isn't even funny
BRUH...
THE BRITISH GOT HUMOR!
They are taking all our jobs and our women too 😤
All these sexy Monty Python's in Hollywood!! #BUILDAWALL