I've done similar bits, too, and gotten the short end of the stick. I put thought into my jokes, so when they get put down, it makes me a little upset deep down.
When in doubt, be: Joyful Accepting Caring Kind Selfless Enthusiastic Positive True to yourself Interesting Courageous Energetic Young at heart Encouraging These are some of the thing's Jack is. We should be these too. I just wanted to do this for no reason other than showing some of Jacks good qualities. I hope Jack sees this.
TheOrange OfLies well, it lasted what? Like 3 episodes of prop hunt? I rewatch it all the time and thought it was funny, so I decided to comments about it? Idk
OMG HE REFERENCED BO BURNHAM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS To roast Bo: Are you an elephant? Because you're dumb, Bo. Bystander's response: OOOOOH! BO JUST GOT BURNED! Bystander 2 response: I think you mean, "BURN- HAM!!!!" Roaster response: ... no. Just... no.
Jack (axe): *coming towards them* "But guys, first, let me AXE you a question-" *BOOM* Bob (barrel): *coming up behind them* "Hey guys, I uh, I just BARRELY made it. What CAN I do for you?" *pair laughs their asses off*
8:37 "Was that joke uh- a lil... corny? Ya get - ya get corn in yer stools cus it doesn't digest properly? *BANG* AHH-" I replayed that part so many times
Jacks said repeatedly that the boner cast isn't a "thing" and that him and bob just made it up playing a game and then they said it in prop hunt nut they're not planning on brining it back so stop asking like not being mean but its getting annoying seeing the comments full of it when its not coming back
Does anybody remember when Sean was so quiet and waiting to be talked to to talk? Now he's just "I will kill you. Now get back on stage." It's been nice watching him grow.
8:14 Bob:"Hi, I'm paint 'can' I help you?" **dies** Jack:"Oh no, it's so hard to control my 'stools'" **survives** That could be a new reality show: waggish (humorous in a playful, mischievous, or facetious manner) or perish (suffer death, typically in a violent, sudden, or untimely way) :P
Ok, UA-cam has to be the only place you can say "Let's go back to the killing babies bit. That was a crowd pleaser" without getting arrested. Also, so many puns. Some would say they were very punny (I'm sorry) Haha. :D Great video Jack. I'm also a gaming UA-camr. Keep up the AMAZING work on your channel Jack. :D
6:17 Bob: OMG YOU KICKED IT OVER!!! Also bob: proceeds to aggressively ram it into the generator 7:37 you can see how hard he hit his desk because his entire mouse jumped! 😂
0:27 This a public service announcement brought to you all by Jacksepticeye tell when you not to drink and drive, especially when the beer walks up to you asking you to drink and drive.
Bob: *calm and collected* I'm sorry we're going to file some paperwork it was a misunderst-- Jack: SHOOT IT!!! SHOOT IT!!! I can't imagine it any other way😂😂😂
*Wade pops out as a 6 pack* Wade: Hey guys, wanna drink? Bob: We have no time for you, walking beer! Wade: No! Please! Drink and drive! *Everyone dies laughing*
I can imagine Jack playing games off camera like Duck Game with his "friends" and all across the world from Brighton to Murica people would hear screaming....
No, please! Drink and drive!"
-Wade 2017
Please, drink and drive.
Wade- 2019- he was some youtuber who drank and drove like a dumbass.
For all of those Rick and Morty fans
Jack: a buba duba dub
What I hear: wubba lubba dub dub.
Lucy Lemon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amount of drink driving deaths increases by 200%
We don't have time for you walking beer.
-Bob 2017
"child protective services don't bleed!"
-Jacksepticeye 2017
xD
Crips
The facts they don't want you to know.
Ive killed many child protective services personel before because i dose up my kid with ketamine. Could confirm this fact
Did anyone else nod to themselves when bob said "this is the humour people come to our channels to watch"
M not the only one right?
Night howler ugh no I can't stand their American humor
Der Szatan BUUUUUUURN
Nope it's true
Night howler me
Wade: “Uh...uh... Drink me.”
Me: *Takes off headphones to cry with laughter*
"Can i axe you a question" *BANG*
the comedic timing of the jokes and the deaths were amazing.
The timing here too. I read this just as that happened XD
That's a pun
Jayden Daum Thanks, good to know.
KirstenIs
KirstenIsStrange
In the pokemon world- May I "AXEW" a question?
11:21 "uh...drink me." *shoots*
Best joke of 2017
"Hi, i am paint, can i help you?..."
*GUNSHOT*
3:19
Jacks face says it all.
Also 6:00
We are just your local windmill. XD
13:12 Omg best roast ever i'm totally using that.
Jack is SO done by the end of it, lol
Like your 69 likes?
I've done similar bits, too, and gotten the short end of the stick. I put thought into my jokes, so when they get put down, it makes me a little upset deep down.
3:07 Jack tells a Joke and everyone just sits in silence
AND NOW I JUST SIIIIIIIIII-
no, okay...
+Izzy The Narwhal Biologist sub me bro
Izzy The Narwhal Biologist |-/
It's because somebody stole their car radio.
Jason Edwards ikr
Drink and Drive.
This has been a public service announcement from Wade.
(I died xD)
Grace Cherian tdurfkf
15:09 Jack looks like he really got sad and embarassed
SamuelUS maybe if Jack was a pussy baby that gets his feelings hurt over a video GAME lmao
but he's not
Eh his face to me was like "fuck you guys" 😂😂
+PINEAPPLES Yeah, I agree with you 😂
SamuelUS Yea poor jack
"let me axe you a question :D " -jack
*gets killed*
Wade: "Uh, drink me."
...................
*BOOM*
Just as I read that Wade said that
Slade Wilson I died at that part
jacksepticeyeGiveAway you again you fucker
_Jokes are spells to make people throw up air_
ha...ha...ha
FroyoHead Animation 😂😂
FroyoHead Animation ha
Upload more
FroyoHead Animation wow 😳 😂
FroyoHead Animation that is so wose
Do you wanna find props or do you wanna drive a truck
Uuuhhh truck
Press Play Then Wade shows up as a beer case asking them to drink and drive lmao
Oh 'truck' it, i'll have a beer..
EDIT: woops i said bear instead of beer :P
jacksepticeyeOfficial
Scarlet Dreamer nice
jacksepticeyeOfficial why
I just love how they instantly fully give up on playing the game
Random person: In space no one can hear you screa-
Jack:CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!
"Hello fellow atheist abortionists!!"
me:* chokes on drink, pauses video, and stares at the screen for a while. *
The look on Jack's face when Wade "accidentally" killed them with the grenade. Priceless.
When I'm sad jacksepticeye always makes me happy!
Magic_ Nick right?! I thought I was going to be depressed all day but jack keeps putting a smile on my face.
Same here his videos are the only thing getting me through my break up
Same ^^
its meme time
@@gold_hampter4017 its meme time
*Scrolling though notifications *
OMG PROP HUNT
BY JACKSEPTICE
*crys tears of joy*
Alita Flannery too bad it's a reupload
Shadow 13342 to bad it's not
i know right, but its a reupload, ama cry, like i love seeig thse 4 goofs together but they never play with each anymore (not like that) its sad.....
When in doubt, be:
Joyful
Accepting
Caring
Kind
Selfless
Enthusiastic
Positive
True to yourself
Interesting
Courageous
Energetic
Young at heart
Encouraging
These are some of the thing's Jack is. We should be these too. I just wanted to do this for no reason other than showing some of Jacks good qualities. I hope Jack sees this.
Anne Gardyne Really u could have put any other word starting with p why peaceful....
Yeah, probably not the best choice. Luckily, I have something called editing under my belt
Anne Gardyne yup
Anne Gardyne hi.i heard a joke the other day about chocolate bars.i didn't find it that funny so i just.....SNICKERED
sloth girl 47 no
Jacksepticeye uploads.
Grabs my phone
Watches the video
Likes the video
Gets upset when it's over
Im Hungry You're not a real fan unless you like the video before watching it.
Im Hungry
See's comment
Laugh
Liked and subscribed
See's more slime rancher videos
Gets happy
Im Hungry I
jacksepticeyeGiveAway Fuck off
12:59 - jacks face omlllll,,,
“L’ORÉAL, BECAUSE YOU’RE WORTH IT”
Friend: "Suck it!"
You: "Sorry small objects are a chocking hazard!"
xXDoom FalconXx 'Props' to you, bro^^
... I'll leave now...
xXDoom FalconXx Daaaaaaaamn!
Lol
xXDoom FalconXx 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Definetly using this at school next time. Thanks, +xXDoom FalconXx
"I want better jokes and better friends"- 7:56
Next joke is... Hi, I'm paint, can I help you....
I think he isn't getting either...
I love it when they all play together, it always makes my day
yeah, I agree! It makes me Happy every time! ^^
#BringBackBonerCast
Anyone?
Wingedvix 21 It was never really a thing, it was a skit for one episode like the skits in this episode, so it doesn't really make sense
TheOrange OfLies well, it lasted what? Like 3 episodes of prop hunt? I rewatch it all the time and thought it was funny, so I decided to comments about it? Idk
TheOrange OfLies don't be such a downer, damn. Bonercast was like a 3+ episode skit.
Wingedvix 21 #BringBackBonerCast
Man, it would be so cool. But I respect his decision to not bring it back yknow?
"Uhh... drink me?"
-wade 2017
Jack : "can I *AXE* you a question?"
*Boom*
10/10
OMG HE REFERENCED BO BURNHAM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
To roast Bo:
Are you an elephant? Because you're dumb, Bo.
Bystander's response:
OOOOOH! BO JUST GOT BURNED!
Bystander 2 response:
I think you mean, "BURN- HAM!!!!"
Roaster response:
... no. Just... no.
MelodyNotes haha favorite type of jokeXD
MelodyNotes Loooooove Bo Burnham
MelodyNotes can't control my stools was from bo burnham too!
Y E S
When was this?
These videos are one of the main reasons I watch Jack's channel.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
k y s what?
olli lehtonen smh
This was the best and worst joke ever xD
What do you get?
A bunch of idiots waiting for the punchline.
*Props into a Hay Bale*
"Oh, Hay , didn't ser you there..."
I died at "please drink and drive!"
In what world would we live without stupid jokes?
A terrible world.
OkamiKimi So, the complex answer or the simple answer?
OkamiKimi a world I don't wanna live in
a world with no flat earthers...
for once
Hell
14:30
(jack pontes finger at camera)
me: what did i do!?!
SuperAwesomeAlana lmao
SuperAwesomeAlana Points*
I think you stole something from him? 😂
You forgot to feed him his Irish coffee
SuperAwesomeAlana lol
Jack: "good thing you weren't a knife that round because that had edge."
My brain: *alarm going off* PUN!
I notice shit like that. I'm sorry😂😂
when gmod hay bales make you question police brutality
2:25
Jack: "I'm scared by talking inanimate objects "
Me: Hey Jack there's this awesome UA-cam series call Don't Hug Me, I'm scared
once upon a time a pig married a cow the end
How beautiful
Random Loner OMG I remember that
Mrnashboy 007 😂 Evie!
Mrnashboy 007 Once upon a time, a pig married an elephant. The end.
Haha who thinks jack should bring evie back
"Do you wanna find props or drive a truck...?"
"Drive a truck..."
"Duh"
1:30
When you really want to be a dog,but the struggle was REAL
Uh,drink me....
BOOOOM!!!!
Wooden stool joke: " wood" you like to sit down.
Jack (axe): *coming towards them* "But guys, first, let me AXE you a question-" *BOOM*
Bob (barrel): *coming up behind them* "Hey guys, I uh, I just BARRELY made it. What CAN I do for you?" *pair laughs their asses off*
Jack: Tell us your best jokeMe: I'm gonna be successful and socially active lol
Jack has such dad jokes... I LOVE IT
8:37
"Was that joke uh- a lil... corny? Ya get - ya get corn in yer stools cus it doesn't digest properly?
*BANG*
AHH-"
I replayed that part so many times
To respond to the title my self esteem is my best joke
S3gk oh wow what an original joke
fucking same though XD
You're a wizard, Jack, you're gonna do spells and shit
MR. UNICUM Hes a what?
Crash fur fucks sakes harry
MR. UNICUM Now go to hagwarts and do some god damned spells.
MR. UNICUM yer a wizard jack
My favorite videos ever are when the Bonercast plays prop hunt! :D
StarOwl Gaming about the bonercast, when jack was banding down to lisen do you think he was lisening to the bonercast?
StarOwl Gaming Its funny you say that cause the bonercast isn't an actual thing
oh I know. But it's kind of a thing now :P
Jacks said repeatedly that the boner cast isn't a "thing" and that him and bob just made it up playing a game and then they said it in prop hunt nut they're not planning on brining it back so stop asking like not being mean but its getting annoying seeing the comments full of it when its not coming back
Kayleigh Noble yeah people need to see this message. It was really funny for the two episodes, but it's not really a thing that will stay.
"Drink me" kills both of them: BEST PART XD
I've been aspiring to be the best UA-camr I can be for a while now and I have to thank you, Jack, for inspiring me each day to keep trying my best.
I spent $155.50 for three tickets to Mark's show and I have no regrets.
I now have major respect for you good sir
Why, lol?
wow thats really cheap i was able to go so...
Hah same I went with my mom and sister and got VIP 👌🏼 NO REGRETS
Man, that's a pretty good joke.
Wade- "no plzz drink and drive"
Also Wade-" uhh.... Drink me"
More Wade- 13:36
Me- are u having some issues
This is the most metal influenced episode of prop hunt ever, and I am so living for it
I miss these Prop Hunt moments. 😂❤ I love seeing them being so silly, its amazing!
YES!! We can never get enough prop hunt vids. KEEP EM COMING JACK!
Yes more gmod finally
Clorox yessssssssss more gmod
Clorox I will drink you
Thank you for bring back this series I almost cried watching it I love watching it and laughing
My friend said to me "What rhymes with orange"
But it doesn't tho???
Schlorange
C.J McCaul door-hinge
Porridge?
By the way all people trying to guess what rhymes with orange you guys are fucking...good luck
Arrange
Roses are red,
That part is true,
Violets are violet,
Not fucking blue.
balls are red
my balls are blue
do i have issues?
yes i do.... that was bad sorry
Super Natral Lord. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wankers have plastic bags. I NEED A FUCKING AMMO BAG YA WANKA!'
Super Natral Lord fff
Super Natral Lord
Roses are red
Violates aren't blue
I hate flowers
SO FUKA YOU!!!!!!!!
I love this series!!!
yes, me too! ^^ It's so Funny!
8:27 that bo reference >
Does anybody remember when Sean was so quiet and waiting to be talked to to talk? Now he's just "I will kill you. Now get back on stage." It's been nice watching him grow.
This was probably the funniest prop hunt video in a while.
The moment when Wade was hay and he said hey😂
I like how when wade killed both jack and bob with that bomb, it took a bit for what just happened to sink in.
8:14 Bob:"Hi, I'm paint 'can' I help you?" **dies** Jack:"Oh no, it's so hard to control my 'stools'" **survives** That could be a new reality show: waggish (humorous in a playful, mischievous, or facetious manner) or perish (suffer death, typically in a violent, sudden, or untimely way) :P
Ok, UA-cam has to be the only place you can say "Let's go back to the killing babies bit. That was a crowd pleaser" without getting arrested. Also, so many puns. Some would say they were very punny (I'm sorry) Haha. :D
Great video Jack. I'm also a gaming UA-camr. Keep up the AMAZING work on your channel Jack. :D
Wade: seagaul seagaul Jack: You Shut Up (gun shot) Wade: Owwww... Me the whole time: Lmao.
6:17
Bob: OMG YOU KICKED IT OVER!!!
Also bob: proceeds to aggressively ram it into the generator
7:37 you can see how hard he hit his desk because his entire mouse jumped! 😂
Bob’s laugh is so contagious 😂
Prop hunt is the best 💖
Tegan Davies they didnt even play seriously , would be more fun if they did
LLife west I actually love it when they goof around cos it's them in general and I love their goofy side
It makes it more funny 😂
It would be, if they stopped playing on literally the same bland and boring maps.
LLige west playing seriously is just sitting there or looking for someone which can be boring to watch
Xavier Simpson what i meant is like they should play prop hunt like vanoss and the others play prop hunt
0:27 This a public service announcement brought to you all by Jacksepticeye tell when you not to drink and drive, especially when the beer walks up to you asking you to drink and drive.
They were joking around, but I seriously want a mix of Baby Baby *BABY-BABY-BABY*
XD 15:05 was cinematic af
The police and hay bale bit is only more relevant in 2020-2021
I love how they aren't even playing anymore
This has turned into a crappy improve class XD
yess but its so funny!
Bob: *calm and collected* I'm sorry we're going to file some paperwork it was a misunderst--
Jack: SHOOT IT!!! SHOOT IT!!!
I can't imagine it any other way😂😂😂
*Wade pops out as a 6 pack*
Wade: Hey guys, wanna drink?
Bob: We have no time for you, walking beer!
Wade: No! Please! Drink and drive!
*Everyone dies laughing*
*_NO PLEASE, DRINK AND DRIVE_*
“don’t touch me that makes me really unhappy”
Bob-2017
That beginning bit with the hay bales is basically the United States police force
no, not really
Jack running around as hay
Wade: Hay (hey) there... that wasn’t supposed to be a pun
I’m dead
For the oil can this is what you should have done
"Well Oil be damned, I wish I were bleach."
What do you call a drunk potato....🍺🥔
Sean.
I see the thumbnail every time I close my eyes.
He did this episode a while ago and reposted it
The Fabulous Crusty me too
Wade: "No, please! Drink and drive!"
Me: My uncle is way ahead of you dude
Wade: *I EAT BABIES YES I DO i eat babies how hoo hoo*
Got me dead 😂
I...eat...your...SANDWICHES! I EAT EM UP
13:00 look at the cam
ANIME brains So fabulous
emily grover like pewDiePie 😂
ANIME brains Easy,Breezy,Beautiful,Covergirl
UwU
Fab
I want your cap back for one video. PLZ!
Massive Rage
I loved the hat! It made you look quite classy
lol
nice rage face XD
+cinder warriors cinder I love the dog picture its cute!.
know where Jacksonville Florida is?
+cinder warriors I wanna hang out sometime
Wade: *repeatedly saying seagull*
Jack:
*E N E M Y S P O T T E D*
16 minutes is not long enough for these types of episodes...
15:31 I guess he had to... bale...
I can imagine Jack playing games off camera like Duck Game with his "friends" and all across the world from Brighton to Murica people would hear screaming....
Was Jack telling them Bo burnham jokes?
ah, fellow Burnham fan?!
*O H B O I*
Bo 🙂
He mentioned Bo Burnham on I Got A Drum Kit video
So it's confirmed
Do you have a right brain?
Is it just me or does Jack have Teal hair?
Sirius Black no it's just become real over time as he's washed it. He said that in ryc
Sorry teal😂
No, it was green, then something in the dye made it start to turn bluish, resulting in the teal color it is
Frozen Articuno he does when he washes it fades
??? where is turbo dismount
Wade's apology song👌🏼👌🏼😫
3:19 Jack clearly does NOT like that joke.
11:26 i got an add just as the bomb went off. Perfectly cut explosion