Why Everyone Is An Idiot

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2024

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  • @0ffendingeverybody
    @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +2254

    Give Me Your Best Clickbait UA-cam Title

  • @TheLoneChiller
    @TheLoneChiller 10 місяців тому +3624

    The best part of becoming an idiot, is being immune to geniuses. Winning arguments can never be more easy.

  • @UpvoteUnveil06
    @UpvoteUnveil06 10 місяців тому +1113

    “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
    ― Mark Twain

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +176

      Let em know Twain

    • @raphmarcotte7379
      @raphmarcotte7379 10 місяців тому +9

      It is one of m'y favorite saying

    • @galazero
      @galazero 10 місяців тому +9

      IM STUPID AND PROUD OF IT!!!

    • @nathanielwilcox4947
      @nathanielwilcox4947 10 місяців тому +4

      One of those many quotes that are attributed to Twain, but is probably apocryphal.

    • @applesnl8077
      @applesnl8077 10 місяців тому +4

      @@0ffendingeverybodyyou already made this video

  • @evilmonkeywithissues
    @evilmonkeywithissues 10 місяців тому +444

    The worst part of being intelligent is looking around and realizing just how stupid we all are, and being able to do nothing about it because you are also a slave to your baser needs.

    • @heroes-of-balkan
      @heroes-of-balkan 10 місяців тому

      Another curse of intelligent people is always comparing your intelligence with stupid people thinking they're smart, while diminishing your own intellectual abilities.
      Intelligent people always question themselves, while stupid ones are sure in their delusion

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 10 місяців тому +6

      Me on my way to become so smart that I don't need to eat:

    • @cherricake1796
      @cherricake1796 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@ThePoisonedReaperyou pretending to be the smartest mf in the room is both cringe as hell, and hilarious
      And I can't tell if it's irony

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@ThePoisonedReaper If he's stupid why should I trust this video to be true😂

    • @adamezinhopvp239
      @adamezinhopvp239 9 місяців тому +2

      Shit, i dont think many realize what this comment just said. 💀

  • @UpvoteUnveil06
    @UpvoteUnveil06 10 місяців тому +2123

    “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
    -Albert Einstein

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +323

      Push it to the limit...LIMIT

    • @ItsReallyGeo
      @ItsReallyGeo 10 місяців тому +26

      Past the point of no return?

    • @coolshampoobottle
      @coolshampoobottle 10 місяців тому +22

      Maybe when you reach a certain intelligence it loops back around to being stupid

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 10 місяців тому +15

      ​@@ItsReallyGeoYou've reached the top, but still you gotta learn ON HOW TO KEEP IT!

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 10 місяців тому +3

      I AM LIMITLESS

  • @DONTTOUCHTHESEED
    @DONTTOUCHTHESEED 10 місяців тому +2441

    I appreciate that he ACTUALLY tries to offend EVERYONE and not just minorities

    • @dis_random_kid8699
      @dis_random_kid8699 10 місяців тому +162

      Honestly he offends conservatives more often than liberals

    • @voc9ss
      @voc9ss 10 місяців тому +34

      ​@@dis_random_kid8699 3:05

    • @christophermoore6110
      @christophermoore6110 10 місяців тому

      @@dis_random_kid8699because it’s so easy to do it, conservatives practically beg to be made fun of for how brain dead they are

    • @GamingGuineaPig
      @GamingGuineaPig 10 місяців тому +48

      ​@@dis_random_kid8699 nah he offends liberals way more

    • @DONTTOUCHTHESEED
      @DONTTOUCHTHESEED 10 місяців тому +81

      ​@@dis_random_kid8699 as a left leaning person the jokes targeting liberals don't really bother me

  • @UsManosMAC
    @UsManosMAC 4 місяці тому +56

    One of my favorite quotes ever: "When you're dead, you don't know you're dead, it's only a pain for other people. Same thing when you're stupid"

    • @DerPlaguedPiper
      @DerPlaguedPiper 3 місяці тому +1

      Another great quote besides Mark Twain about not arguing with an idiot
      This is also somewhat understandable in my opinion, the concept of lacking self awareness in death and stupidity

  • @HamSandwich822
    @HamSandwich822 10 місяців тому +414

    Unrealistic, Vin Diesel would say the answer is *family*

    • @mariedufore8795
      @mariedufore8795 10 місяців тому +6

      How are Marie Curie and Donald trump part of the same species

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +71

      That is accurate

    • @AndrewsTaterTots
      @AndrewsTaterTots 10 місяців тому +5

      Trump is not stupid, he is just arrogant

    • @Elmospiece
      @Elmospiece 9 місяців тому

      @@AndrewsTaterTotsas someone who doesn’t live in the US it’s hard to think people would favour Biden over Trump. I get it Trump was a dickhead but, well not sure how to say this, the US is complete garbage now. Maybe it’s different living there, but it seems like the country completely fell apart. Actually quickly starting to look socialist under the current regime. 🤷‍♂️
      Again, don’t live there so don’t have skin in the game but good luck whatever you guys decide to do.

    • @oguhaner7608
      @oguhaner7608 6 місяців тому

      @@AndrewsTaterTots he aint that smart and lack serious foresight

  • @TotallyNormal-gx4fh
    @TotallyNormal-gx4fh 10 місяців тому +578

    “Speed good?”
    “NO sped BAD.”
    BRO IM CRYING..

    • @jacobpp7767
      @jacobpp7767 10 місяців тому +8

      same

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +68

      Lolol I was real happy when I thought of that

    • @gregrowe1168
      @gregrowe1168 9 місяців тому +2

      Sped ok, crashing bad. More sped=more pain after crash.

    • @blaze117
      @blaze117 4 місяці тому

      I didn't understand this one. Can you explain 😢

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 3 місяці тому

      ​@@blaze117 SPED = special needs education

  • @NAP_Official
    @NAP_Official 3 місяці тому +17

    "Winning an argument with me is impossible, I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago, I'm just doing everything in my power to piss you off" -My Younger Brother

  • @DIMITRISFRAGOS
    @DIMITRISFRAGOS 10 місяців тому +377

    “The best thing about being dead is that you don't know about it. It's like being stupid - it's only painful for others.” Ricky Gervais

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +50

      Thats a great quote

    • @wishing_pearl
      @wishing_pearl 10 місяців тому +2

      wow this is a pretty good one

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 10 місяців тому +1

      Im stupid and know it and i can tell you its very painful for me.

    • @mcrain1283
      @mcrain1283 10 місяців тому

      @@HermitKing731 nah thats too many options you either stupid and painless or genius and painful

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 10 місяців тому

      @@mcrain1283 I have autism and mental disabilities so yes I'm stupid.

  • @nevanhart7908
    @nevanhart7908 10 місяців тому +549

    "Trans or normal. THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS" absolutely floored me😂😂😂😂

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +83

      I went real hard there

    • @mcrain1283
      @mcrain1283 10 місяців тому +3

      69th like

    • @amy_kunoichi
      @amy_kunoichi 10 місяців тому

      trans is normal as long as its only from one gender to the other and none of that non binary shit

    • @milo_the_murr
      @milo_the_murr 9 місяців тому

      Hey pal!👋👋, listen friendo, when I saw your comment, I started Immediately touching myself, hope I can touch you next. Over and out!😳

    • @nickhickman090
      @nickhickman090 6 місяців тому +5

      Dumble dore said calmly

  • @lbrett7054
    @lbrett7054 10 місяців тому +202

    I'm autistic and I have trouble understanding some things; and I've been labelled an idiot my entire life for it, while being surrounded by idiots who act a decade younger than they actually are.

    • @fistiantv4800
      @fistiantv4800 9 місяців тому +12

      feel you man

    • @lbrett7054
      @lbrett7054 9 місяців тому +15

      @@fistiantv4800 It may not seem it but I am overjoyed to hear someone understand how I feel. Thank you, brother.

    • @thatguyagain438
      @thatguyagain438 6 місяців тому

      Same here everyday, I’m not the most autistic person, but I’ve been labeled with it. Everyday it’s wokeism this and go back to your country that, like please can you all stfu. Like if we joined forces and actually tried to fix all our issues, rather than complaining about them online, and fighting over who deserves presidency. The problems would be solved or at least better than what they were.

    • @pedrolopez4910
      @pedrolopez4910 5 місяців тому +8

      As a fellow neurodivergent creature, PEOPLE ARE DUMB 😭 I’ve walked in on people haven’t sex in the elevator LIKE CANT YOU FIND SOMEHERE WITH AN OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE BEHIND UT

    • @lbrett7054
      @lbrett7054 5 місяців тому +5

      @@pedrolopez4910 damn

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu 10 місяців тому +426

    This guy is either the embodiment of a Reddit intellectual, or he’s the greatest thinker of our time. There’s no in between.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +202

      I'm like Muhammed except you can draw me

    • @magicalspider2698
      @magicalspider2698 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodyhe started a religion though

    • @gooberV2
      @gooberV2 10 місяців тому +10

      you hear that? thats the sound of the joke flying over your head

    • @CoffeeLovingFur
      @CoffeeLovingFur 10 місяців тому +6

      @@magicalspider2698I believe in whatever OffendingEverybody’s consciousness is

    • @magicalspider2698
      @magicalspider2698 10 місяців тому +2

      @@CoffeeLovingFur ok sure

  • @beware3586
    @beware3586 6 місяців тому +70

    I can respect that you made a channel devoted to pissing off everyone yet somehow the comments section has the least amount of rage on the internet.
    How TF does that work? I'm honestly in awe.

    • @eggheadguy-w6z
      @eggheadguy-w6z 4 місяці тому +1

      instagram reels

    • @MonsterGaming-zx5nv
      @MonsterGaming-zx5nv 4 місяці тому +7

      the people watching know what they signed up for. It'd be stupid (heh get it?) to complain after seeing his username

    • @DrOinkman
      @DrOinkman 2 місяці тому

      ever heard of reverse psychology? also, can't really be mad at someone who is calling out everyone, basically its the same effect as southpark has and why it works.

  • @ColinJoesseppiVEVO
    @ColinJoesseppiVEVO 10 місяців тому +139

    “You’re not special, you’re *SpEcIaL”*
    One of my favorite roasts in this channel

    • @Jetjacker133
      @Jetjacker133 6 місяців тому +1

      Yep, had me on the floor.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  5 місяців тому +8

      It's the simplest roasts that hit the hardest

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 4 місяці тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodyhelp am stupid tell them to leave me alone 😢

    • @southernbrain691
      @southernbrain691 3 місяці тому

      ​@@JamilaJibril-e8hImagine if he repeats the roast specifically for you 😂

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 3 місяці тому

      @@southernbrain691 ugh fuckers are every

  • @yosoygringo
    @yosoygringo 10 місяців тому +295

    "Pigs can't even cook bacon!" Dahmer 1, Pigs 0

    • @themartiangobi
      @themartiangobi 10 місяців тому +2

      lol i love it

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +87

      If I turn into a serial killer I hope Netflix hires Ryan Gosling to play me

    • @yosoygringo
      @yosoygringo 10 місяців тому +5

      @@0ffendingeverybody damn bro there you go giving me a second controversial netflix special to edge to

    • @coolshampoobottle
      @coolshampoobottle 10 місяців тому

      @@yosoygringoWHATTTT

    • @yosoygringo
      @yosoygringo 10 місяців тому +2

      @@coolshampoobottle technically 🙄, I broke my edging streak to cuties but I count it as a special I edged to

  • @bluestickguy
    @bluestickguy 10 місяців тому +224

    Offending everyone dropped another banger.

  • @ToeNails27462
    @ToeNails27462 5 місяців тому +10

    "your not special for reading cards, your just special" words of a true hero

  • @michael_stein123
    @michael_stein123 10 місяців тому +153

    The X video joke is crazy 💀

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg 10 місяців тому +8

      it's true tho

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +33

      OHH GOD NOOO

    • @Kenny23471
      @Kenny23471 10 місяців тому

      Xvids>Phub

    • @thesharkgamer9994
      @thesharkgamer9994 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody
      Hey so I tried to ask my crush out but she screamed at me and jumped in front of a bus and died...
      Am I cooked?

    • @showwwmie
      @showwwmie 10 місяців тому

      Yep! Going straight into the edge playlist! Another Buster!

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 10 місяців тому +34

    Winning arguments against smart people is difficult
    Winning arguments against stupid people is impossible

    • @natilus5440
      @natilus5440 10 місяців тому +1

      thats why you win the people watching the argument over.

  • @itz_enis1016
    @itz_enis1016 10 місяців тому +67

    Bro this guy is the embodiement of “intrusive thoughts” he just says whatever comes to mind first and is honest af and thats what i love about him❤

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +12

      Every messed up thought is another video idea

    • @suii8
      @suii8 10 місяців тому

      You should take a therapy it will really help you

    • @Germaine-m9b
      @Germaine-m9b 10 місяців тому

      Its easy especially when you been writing and editing before your final edition like here. You think he figured all this yesterday.

    • @Germaine-m9b
      @Germaine-m9b 10 місяців тому

      What's normal?

  • @Smiteyz
    @Smiteyz 10 місяців тому +153

    the fact this guy is real jaw drops me.

  • @Proxzy14
    @Proxzy14 10 місяців тому +55

    "Testasorone and Hormones are like our abusive parents"
    -OffendingEverybody

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu 10 місяців тому +27

    “I know I’m stupid”
    Proceeds to assert moral and political arguments onto his viewers

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +17

      I've come full circle

    • @YeedaQiu
      @YeedaQiu 10 місяців тому +6

      @@0ffendingeverybody Claims to be like Muhammad. Denies validity of Religion. Rants about healthcare.
      Takes balls.

    • @Pikog777
      @Pikog777 3 місяці тому +1

      @@YeedaQiunah since a lot of the internet is liberal nowadays, denying the validity of religion is pretty normal. He’s just saying what is basically the mind of an edgy Redditor.

  • @Nourptoste_
    @Nourptoste_ 10 місяців тому +50

    1:09
    We all saw this coming

  • @netflixnotnte
    @netflixnotnte 10 місяців тому +32

    3:45 HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT. GAWD DAMN.

  • @orangeinferno
    @orangeinferno 10 місяців тому +165

    4:10
    “Isn’t in everyone’s best interest to have less stupid people?”
    Yes but you see the more educated people there are the less easy it is to control a population with strong words or ideals that may be against their interests.

    • @alvinlee2478
      @alvinlee2478 10 місяців тому +31

      Smart people aren't the problem, it's the smart people who are also exceedingly selfish and greedy and can only feel good about themselves if they become the "#1 richest man on earth" or "most powerful person on the planet". Without realizing or caring that achieving would come at the cost of fucking over the other 99.9% of the population.
      Most smart people just want to do their job and contribute to society with their brains, but you don't hear about them because they're happy with a moderate amount of wealth and they don't run for positions of power.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +77

      "We just need more consumers" - Capitalism

    • @BlckstoneV1
      @BlckstoneV1 10 місяців тому

      True. It's easier to hurd sheep than keep a monkey

    • @gooberV2
      @gooberV2 10 місяців тому

      i would say its more the politions, i mean how the hell would we have gotten trump or biden in if there werent a lot of stupid people who were easily moved to do things not in their best intrest by our favorite jeriatric geezer eitha premade script by a trust fund?

    • @zcnaipowered7407
      @zcnaipowered7407 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah but divide and conquer equals money and it just so happens to be that it's harder to mislead people when everyone is smart.

  • @tmantdawg3296
    @tmantdawg3296 10 місяців тому +44

    "YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL FOR READING CARDS! YOU JUST *SpEcIaL* "😂😂

  • @Gerald22222
    @Gerald22222 10 місяців тому +40

    2:13 I’m not gonna let that slide.

    • @natilus5440
      @natilus5440 10 місяців тому +17

      offending everybody claims another victim

    • @Gerald22222
      @Gerald22222 10 місяців тому +3

      @@natilus5440 lol.

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 10 місяців тому +5

      @@natilus5440fr. There’s a reason why he doesn’t but he funny asl

    • @Stewartist1
      @Stewartist1 9 місяців тому +1

      Reality: God won’t show up because of free will

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Stewartist1 tf does that even mean 💀

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu 10 місяців тому +4

    OE: Makes video about how everybody is an idiot
    Also OE: Proceeds to advocate for positions made by said idiots

  • @SamuraiVertHD
    @SamuraiVertHD 5 місяців тому +8

    "Let me just type in X vide-
    I immediately knew where this was going😂

  • @Xsuprio
    @Xsuprio 10 місяців тому +11

    Powerpuff Girls narrator: Just because you're a genius, doesn't mean you're a smart guy.

  • @centillion2028
    @centillion2028 10 місяців тому +21

    This is probably the realest video ive seen all year

  • @asherknot
    @asherknot 10 місяців тому +9

    Thank u for being the only person who isnt scared to joke about religion

  • @christopherkuehn5847
    @christopherkuehn5847 10 місяців тому +2

    This guy is one of the best content creators I know. literally if you can’t laugh at yourself or others it just holds you down like a brick. All his videos kind of seem like a life lesson or just common knowledge that we all need a little reminder of.

  • @maxifyone5309
    @maxifyone5309 10 місяців тому +40

    He's the guy keeping me from unaliving myself 👍

    • @dashsmash2665
      @dashsmash2665 10 місяців тому +2

      Well, that's just sad 🙁

    • @IzzyMoonbow648
      @IzzyMoonbow648 10 місяців тому +5

      Therapy is an option bro. Hopefully this comment is a joke because you should not be putting the weight of your will to live on the shoulders of a random dude on UA-cam. Take care of yourself, go outside, reach out to people. You matter

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +10

      Always tryin to help out the homies

    • @killblow4202
      @killblow4202 10 місяців тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody bet you do that in more ways than one
      *insert trump "dance" meme

    • @kimplo__
      @kimplo__ 10 місяців тому

      @@IzzyMoonbow648 me when joe biden ligma sus baby gronk ohio backrooms imposter from sesame street

  • @johnnymcpherson8493
    @johnnymcpherson8493 6 місяців тому +6

    3:12 that take right there was one of the best

  • @Observer-nm6dj
    @Observer-nm6dj 4 місяці тому +5

    "Let's just type in Xvid- Oh God noooo..." This got me crying 🤣💀

  • @markmacvss9951
    @markmacvss9951 4 місяці тому +3

    my favourite quote from my favourite philosopher Socrates is "The only thing i know for certain, is that I know nothing" and that is because to be truly wise and intelligent you must first accept you do not know everything that way you can grow and learn and strive for the experience and knowledge you secretly/desperately crave, To find the answers you seek for Selfless or Selfish reasons. likewise one can never EVER claim to be wise or intelligent for these are titles given by others, usually to show the person being claimed as such as a Shepard of the ignorant The Wise and Intelligent shepherding the ignorant (The Idiots) to a brighter happier future,To claim you are Wise or intelligent shows over confidence a lack of modesty or humility that is not respected and thus someone without respect can not be wise and maybe if you ARE intelligent your word may now not be respected even if you are right because you were not a good person. However Wisdom and intelligence are not a packaged deal. In my case i have been told i am fairly wise HOWEVER i do not claim and never will claim to be a genius or "Smart" as i can guide people to a righteous path that feels right but i can't explain why it is so i just know it is the right thing to do, And true Wisdom is understanding Right from Wrong and what to do in any situation, to be the Shepard. Intelligence is a measure of ones ability to decipher the mysteries of the world or innovate usually measured through Cold Logic usually accompanied by comprehensive understanding over a subject The "Smartest" people being those who are experts in Math and Science arguably, but someone can also be Intelligent in English or even Physical education (Sports/working out and anatomy) Intelligence is relative to the subject of interest of the person, You can be a Genius in one category but a idiot in another. Artists are revered as geniuses if they are masters of their craft but all they do is make said art, arguably a useless talent other then the fact Art is pleasing to the eye,ear touch and taste(Culinary arts for that one). So EVERYONE can be intelligent technically EVERYONE is a "Genius" to a degree in niche aspects of their life that interest them, But to claim one knows more than another because of their perceived intelligence is not WISE as that Cardiologist talking about Skincare which should be handled by a dermatologist is as much a fool as a Hillbilly telling Einstein how to math or Science. TLDR EVERYONE is stupid and EVERYONE is intelligent and Wisdom and Intelligence are Mutually exclusive and not necessarily conjoined at the hip for many intelligent people can make very unwise actions.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  4 місяці тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking except significantly more ignorant

    • @hostomelhorsehoarder
      @hostomelhorsehoarder 4 місяці тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody Diogenes better, he pissed of people he didnt like

  • @Xx_BADATGAMEZ_xX
    @Xx_BADATGAMEZ_xX 10 місяців тому +20

    YOU KNOW ITS A GOOD DAY WHEN WE GET A NEW VIDEO🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @thats_kein
    @thats_kein 10 місяців тому +8

    Every time I click this channel and see the titles of the videos, I already start laughing 😂😂

  • @somethingnobodyknows
    @somethingnobodyknows 10 місяців тому +5

    This is the most funniest and honest UA-cam channel I've seen in years.
    This made me laugh so hard, thank you and keep up the great work.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +1

      Appreciate the kind words homie. Stay tuned for more bangers

  • @freakysquirrel7218
    @freakysquirrel7218 10 місяців тому +6

    The problem ain't that people in general don't want to get smarter.
    It's that some governments don't necessarily want smarter people...

  • @mangoandsteve
    @mangoandsteve 10 місяців тому +2

    Trapped in a pool with children not knowing how to swim is so accurate

  • @notcoldwarcold
    @notcoldwarcold 10 місяців тому +9

    Society in a nutshell: "We know a lot!" ----> "Do we know a lot?"

  • @liranbh
    @liranbh 10 місяців тому +42

    2:31 yes we do have internet

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +14

      Then I'd hand anyone with a "suspicious vest" a copy of Minecraft

    • @Breakerchannel1
      @Breakerchannel1 10 місяців тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody YOU! You want to know why God is allowing this? Its because neither of them is doing the right thing!! The world is destined to end soon and to end by fire! Some are even saying 2033. You want proof that god exists, search for proof of noah's ark, sodom and gomorrah etc!

    • @yaboyisya
      @yaboyisya 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody القرف المقدس

  • @Maximracine1776
    @Maximracine1776 10 місяців тому +7

    Man I remember when you were at 7k subscribers knew u were gonna go big man! 🔥

  • @rottencrab
    @rottencrab 10 місяців тому +7

    0:48 "Isaac Newton invented the reflecting telescope"
    **Shows a refracting telescope**

  • @Ikirus
    @Ikirus 10 місяців тому +19

    3:50 thankfully they're in some parts of the world

  • @mariomenace2850
    @mariomenace2850 10 місяців тому +6

    As someone who is also named Matthew Perry, that joke was hilarious

  • @Christopher-777
    @Christopher-777 10 місяців тому +5

    *X videos are great! Such good sound quality can REALLY get me going!*

  • @beepboop2808
    @beepboop2808 9 місяців тому +1

    ngl this was your best vid yet this one was a banger

  • @Temdude2010
    @Temdude2010 10 місяців тому +22

    He got a point, hol’ up 💀

    • @dinokid1011
      @dinokid1011 10 місяців тому

      Fr

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +1

      Thats most peeps reaction while watching my vids

    • @dinokid1011
      @dinokid1011 10 місяців тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody That's what good satire is

  • @Rdr_glazer
    @Rdr_glazer 10 місяців тому +31

    2:58 got me

  • @sheepersouls9898
    @sheepersouls9898 4 місяці тому +1

    Probably the funniest part is how is spitting facts and I know for sure people will be mad about it and say "NUH UH" XD

  • @Lextry_thehashishdealed
    @Lextry_thehashishdealed 10 місяців тому +13

    2:40 WHY IS IT SO FUNNY 😭😭

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +7

      Its funny cause its true

    • @Lextry_thehashishdealed
      @Lextry_thehashishdealed 10 місяців тому +1

      @@0ffendingeverybody 🗿

    • @mskywalker0725
      @mskywalker0725 10 місяців тому +2

      Its so funny because people will do this with both polictical parties

    • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
      @BIGTHANKSHEESH 10 місяців тому

      ​@@mskywalker0725 Whilst true, Trump is a new level of dangerous as this man has turned the Republican party into essentially a cult. He has nothing to offer politically (hes dead weight at this point), yet when Desantis proved that politically he was a better option, Trump alienated him and got has cronies to do the same. And the main reason why people vote for him is is due to him stoking a culture war and spreading misnformation. And we will not forget his attempt to overthrow democracy

  • @blazeflame3787
    @blazeflame3787 10 місяців тому +10

    Hey! Love your stuff. Makes my day. Love from the ice bucket of the Midwest Michigan!

  • @sinistergem4792
    @sinistergem4792 10 місяців тому +2

    Most real unfiltered no BS video I have seen in a long time keep it up 👍

  • @moved_js
    @moved_js 10 місяців тому +13

    2:58 man that "wrong" LMAO

  • @noahbarks2219
    @noahbarks2219 10 місяців тому +4

    Man is spitting nothing but the facts and I love it 😂😂

  • @powerbeard5653
    @powerbeard5653 4 місяці тому +1

    when they start calling you "centrist coward" because you dont conveniently fall into one of their two categories

  • @DaHunter-tq2nh
    @DaHunter-tq2nh 10 місяців тому +4

    This man spit the most facts I have heard in a while

  • @rocking_will117
    @rocking_will117 10 місяців тому +17

    0:40 no, the answer is family

  • @SomeDudeInYT
    @SomeDudeInYT 10 місяців тому +5

    This man is underrated, he deserves 2m subs atleast for this type of content

  • @QQ-jn5jb
    @QQ-jn5jb 10 місяців тому +12

    0:56 my pookie bear goat cutie patootie ye is a genius and is the greatest artist of all time.

  • @alexanderrowley9870
    @alexanderrowley9870 10 місяців тому +1

    "At least I know I'm stupid, and that's better than most." Like a modern day Socrates 😂

  • @thereactor8058
    @thereactor8058 10 місяців тому +8

    2:07 WE GETTIN A PIPEBOMB IN THE MAIL WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @chunkerdunker
    @chunkerdunker 10 місяців тому +40

    As an "smart" person, i can confirm im an idiot
    (too stupid to have good grammar)

  • @smoothoilveoil
    @smoothoilveoil 10 місяців тому +2

    nahh really js dropped the best line ever "how are we gonna solve this, maybe lets start with their imaginary friend"

  • @Alacrity69
    @Alacrity69 10 місяців тому +14

    1:55 always gets me! its my 10th time watchin

  • @kitzani750
    @kitzani750 10 місяців тому +4

    the way he said wrong was like so weird and yet so cool like compare his regular voice to a little word that is adorable and cool at the same time

  • @_-somebody-_
    @_-somebody-_ 4 місяці тому +1

    1:05 had me on the floor 😂

  • @Yellowtangs
    @Yellowtangs 10 місяців тому +4

    Bros responding to every comment respect🥶

  • @muffintri3232
    @muffintri3232 10 місяців тому +27

    3:24 *Me to my dog*

  • @Flairis
    @Flairis 9 місяців тому

    mans is starting to get into his "spittin facts" content phase 🥶🥶🥶 all here for it

  • @ElChapo-iw7wp
    @ElChapo-iw7wp 10 місяців тому +3

    Like i swear, everyone around me hates offensive jokes eventhough they take their life advice from the man who took jimmy. And this man is among the few ytubers who actually REALLY DOES act human

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому

      I'm always keepin it real Chapo

    • @ElChapo-iw7wp
      @ElChapo-iw7wp 10 місяців тому

      omg bro actually replies to comments, WHILE MAKING BANGERS!

  • @jj8703
    @jj8703 10 місяців тому +12

    out of all the videos, you finally have offended me. i never thought i'd see this day.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому +5

      Only took nearly 100, but Im glad I got there

    • @rami3164
      @rami3164 10 місяців тому +1

      @@0ffendingeverybodyI’m curious, what are your actual opinions on Israel and Hamas war?

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 10 місяців тому

      Which one offended you?

  • @Kittylover184
    @Kittylover184 10 місяців тому +1

    This guy manages to actually be kinda witty alongside the edginess, unlike most. I like and repect that. This is my kind of humor.

  • @macekreislahomes1690
    @macekreislahomes1690 10 місяців тому +7

    I completely agree. Thanks for helping me realize I'm not alone in my opinions and life challenges. Keep up the good work and stay safe. Sometimes I wonder why some of the ancient ways including Sparta, are often considered opsileate, and barbaric when it would solve a lot of problems, in proper balance with the ways we now do things.

  • @Sillymax_0
    @Sillymax_0 10 місяців тому +4

    Bro doesn't care who he offends and I respect that, he's like a more controversial Jschlatt 💀💀

  • @LJ-hk4tv
    @LJ-hk4tv 10 місяців тому

    "At least I know I'm stupid."
    "Push that subscribe button."
    Checks out.

  • @Whenwhereeverywhere
    @Whenwhereeverywhere 10 місяців тому +6

    This might actually be the best video I’ve ever watched

  • @mironivala
    @mironivala 10 місяців тому +14

    3:35 how i love living in finland where you get paid to study

    • @dashsmash2665
      @dashsmash2665 10 місяців тому

      Wait really?

    • @mironivala
      @mironivala 10 місяців тому

      @@dashsmash2665 yeah in finland you haw to study untill you are 18 and its free, after that you can study more and you get paid by thing called Kela

    • @ItsAweeb
      @ItsAweeb 4 місяці тому

      Ah fellow Finnish docker hey hou

    • @ItsAweeb
      @ItsAweeb 4 місяці тому

      ​@@dashsmash2665Also yes, you literally get paid if you study.
      you're eligible to student income if memory serves from 17 years onwards and if you live by yourself part of your living expenses gets subsidized.
      Note that's it's not crazy high money it literally just covers basics and even then barely, and only during when you're actively studying so during summer break it dries up (most students work during summer)
      There's also low interest student loans available, but it's not by any means mandatory and it's quite common to take the loan to just invest it since it's low interest and the only qualifications for it is the ability to breathe.

    • @setsunarehaf
      @setsunarehaf 3 місяці тому

      No offense but you guys don't know what sun is...

  • @nightigal
    @nightigal 10 місяців тому +1

    "You're an idiot"
    Well yeah, I have a job that requires me to get up at 4am. I'm definitely not the brightest bulb in the shed.

  • @stepanvokurka5269
    @stepanvokurka5269 10 місяців тому +7

    0:43 answer is family

  • @SoyMilkIsaac9
    @SoyMilkIsaac9 10 місяців тому +8

    I LOVE THIS GUY, keep up the great work man!

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  10 місяців тому

      Always appreciate the love homie

    • @SoyMilkIsaac9
      @SoyMilkIsaac9 10 місяців тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody never received a reply from a creator, glad you're my first.

  • @Raidsage
    @Raidsage 4 місяці тому +1

    Wow I don’t even know what to say except how have you not been cancelled yet🙏😭
    Bro really mastered reverse psychology or some

  • @stipee-sj
    @stipee-sj 10 місяців тому +6

    at this point i don't even look at the thumnail or title of the vid i already know this is gonna be a banger

  • @Ghostly101WasTaken
    @Ghostly101WasTaken 10 місяців тому +7

    1:31 "So recently I was talking a dude who was into motor cycle ryding" I immediately new that they were stupid.

  • @transformers6129
    @transformers6129 3 місяці тому

    Honestly this is probably the smartest video I’ve seen so far😂

  • @znthツ
    @znthツ 10 місяців тому +8

    thanks for actually mentioning the Palestinians struggle, as a Palestinian i truly appreciate it

  • @Deltan8yt
    @Deltan8yt 10 місяців тому +4

    dude I dont know if its just me, but i feel like he's getting a LOT more energetic with his deliveries, making it more appealing to both watch and listen to. Keep up the good work dude >:)

  • @jamesgroccia644
    @jamesgroccia644 10 місяців тому +1

    "A smart man knows only what he knows. A wise man knows what he does not know."
    - Socrates

  • @GBONESLY
    @GBONESLY 10 місяців тому +13

    2:20 you’re so right. I told my family they should just settle it with a 1v1 to the death and the winner dies. Needless to say, that didn’t go well :/

  • @MitskisLosingDogs
    @MitskisLosingDogs 7 місяців тому +4

    “Speed good? No sped bad” 1:38

  • @perciae-ignis
    @perciae-ignis 10 місяців тому

    this man is roasting EVERYBODY LIKE DAMN also new subscriber erned

  • @timewaster504
    @timewaster504 4 місяці тому +4

    at around 2:00 he finally gets around to offending me. took him long enough!

  • @djsoskenya
    @djsoskenya 10 місяців тому +5

    4:36 Rick's voice

  • @jeffbenson3876
    @jeffbenson3876 9 місяців тому

    "it's ok not to know something"
    The most knowledgeable phrase ever spoken.