Why Everyone Is An Idiot

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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
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  • @0ffendingeverybody
    @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +2308

    Give Me Your Best Clickbait UA-cam Title

  • @TheLoneChiller
    @TheLoneChiller Рік тому +3728

    The best part of becoming an idiot, is being immune to geniuses. Winning arguments can never be more easy.

  • @DONTTOUCHTHESEED
    @DONTTOUCHTHESEED Рік тому +2530

    I appreciate that he ACTUALLY tries to offend EVERYONE and not just minorities

    • @plumbr0907
      @plumbr0907 Рік тому +164

      Honestly he offends conservatives more often than liberals

    • @cx6k
      @cx6k Рік тому +35

      ​@@plumbr0907 3:05

    • @christophermoore6110
      @christophermoore6110 Рік тому

      @@plumbr0907because it’s so easy to do it, conservatives practically beg to be made fun of for how brain dead they are

    • @GamingGuineaPig
      @GamingGuineaPig Рік тому +50

      ​@@plumbr0907 nah he offends liberals way more

    • @DONTTOUCHTHESEED
      @DONTTOUCHTHESEED Рік тому +82

      ​@@plumbr0907 as a left leaning person the jokes targeting liberals don't really bother me

  • @NAP_Official
    @NAP_Official 5 місяців тому +57

    "Winning an argument with me is impossible, I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago, I'm just doing everything in my power to piss you off" -My Younger Brother

    • @clarkedmunds
      @clarkedmunds 27 днів тому +1

      Your brother sounds cool, yo

  • @HamSandwich822
    @HamSandwich822 Рік тому +451

    Unrealistic, Vin Diesel would say the answer is *family*

    • @mariedufore8795
      @mariedufore8795 Рік тому +6

      How are Marie Curie and Donald trump part of the same species

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +74

      That is accurate

    • @AndrewsTaterTots
      @AndrewsTaterTots Рік тому +5

      Trump is not stupid, he is just arrogant

    • @Elmospiece
      @Elmospiece 11 місяців тому

      @@AndrewsTaterTotsas someone who doesn’t live in the US it’s hard to think people would favour Biden over Trump. I get it Trump was a dickhead but, well not sure how to say this, the US is complete garbage now. Maybe it’s different living there, but it seems like the country completely fell apart. Actually quickly starting to look socialist under the current regime. 🤷‍♂️
      Again, don’t live there so don’t have skin in the game but good luck whatever you guys decide to do.

    • @oguhaner7608
      @oguhaner7608 8 місяців тому

      @@AndrewsTaterTots he aint that smart and lack serious foresight

  • @beware3586
    @beware3586 8 місяців тому +91

    I can respect that you made a channel devoted to pissing off everyone yet somehow the comments section has the least amount of rage on the internet.
    How TF does that work? I'm honestly in awe.

    • @eggheadguy-w6z
      @eggheadguy-w6z 6 місяців тому +2

      instagram reels

    • @MonsterGaming-zx5nv
      @MonsterGaming-zx5nv 6 місяців тому +10

      the people watching know what they signed up for. It'd be stupid (heh get it?) to complain after seeing his username

    • @DrOinkman
      @DrOinkman 4 місяці тому +1

      ever heard of reverse psychology? also, can't really be mad at someone who is calling out everyone, basically its the same effect as southpark has and why it works.

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 8 днів тому

      thats because yt has an automated system that deleted like half the comments typed these days. cant say anything offensive without getting shadow banned these days

  • @evilmonkeywithissues
    @evilmonkeywithissues Рік тому +482

    The worst part of being intelligent is looking around and realizing just how stupid we all are, and being able to do nothing about it because you are also a slave to your baser needs.

    • @heroes-of-balkan
      @heroes-of-balkan Рік тому

      Another curse of intelligent people is always comparing your intelligence with stupid people thinking they're smart, while diminishing your own intellectual abilities.
      Intelligent people always question themselves, while stupid ones are sure in their delusion

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 Рік тому +6

      Me on my way to become so smart that I don't need to eat:

    • @cherricake1796
      @cherricake1796 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@ThePoisonedReaperyou pretending to be the smartest mf in the room is both cringe as hell, and hilarious
      And I can't tell if it's irony

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@ThePoisonedReaper If he's stupid why should I trust this video to be true😂

    • @adamezinhopvp239
      @adamezinhopvp239 11 місяців тому +4

      Shit, i dont think many realize what this comment just said. 💀

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu Рік тому +444

    This guy is either the embodiment of a Reddit intellectual, or he’s the greatest thinker of our time. There’s no in between.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +212

      I'm like Muhammed except you can draw me

    • @magicalspider2698
      @magicalspider2698 Рік тому +9

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodyhe started a religion though

    • @gooberV2
      @gooberV2 Рік тому +10

      you hear that? thats the sound of the joke flying over your head

    • @CoffeeLovingFur
      @CoffeeLovingFur Рік тому +8

      @@magicalspider2698I believe in whatever OffendingEverybody’s consciousness is

    • @magicalspider2698
      @magicalspider2698 Рік тому +2

      @@CoffeeLovingFur ok sure

  • @DIMITRISFRAGOS
    @DIMITRISFRAGOS Рік тому +406

    “The best thing about being dead is that you don't know about it. It's like being stupid - it's only painful for others.” Ricky Gervais

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +53

      Thats a great quote

    • @wishing_pearl
      @wishing_pearl Рік тому +2

      wow this is a pretty good one

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 Рік тому +1

      Im stupid and know it and i can tell you its very painful for me.

    • @mcrain1283
      @mcrain1283 Рік тому

      @@HermitKing731 nah thats too many options you either stupid and painless or genius and painful

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 Рік тому

      @@mcrain1283 I have autism and mental disabilities so yes I'm stupid.

  • @UsManosMAC
    @UsManosMAC 6 місяців тому +68

    One of my favorite quotes ever: "When you're dead, you don't know you're dead, it's only a pain for other people. Same thing when you're stupid"

    • @DerPlaguedPiper
      @DerPlaguedPiper 5 місяців тому +3

      Another great quote besides Mark Twain about not arguing with an idiot
      This is also somewhat understandable in my opinion, the concept of lacking self awareness in death and stupidity

  • @nevanhart7908
    @nevanhart7908 Рік тому +571

    "Trans or normal. THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS" absolutely floored me😂😂😂😂

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +89

      I went real hard there

    • @mcrain1283
      @mcrain1283 Рік тому +3

      69th like

    • @amy_kunoichi
      @amy_kunoichi 11 місяців тому

      trans is normal as long as its only from one gender to the other and none of that non binary shit

    • @milo_the_murr
      @milo_the_murr 11 місяців тому

      Hey pal!👋👋, listen friendo, when I saw your comment, I started Immediately touching myself, hope I can touch you next. Over and out!😳

    • @nickhickman090
      @nickhickman090 8 місяців тому +5

      Dumble dore said calmly

  • @TotallyNormal-gx4fh
    @TotallyNormal-gx4fh Рік тому +593

    “Speed good?”
    “NO sped BAD.”
    BRO IM CRYING..

    • @jacobpp7767
      @jacobpp7767 Рік тому +8

      same

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +69

      Lolol I was real happy when I thought of that

    • @gregrowe1168
      @gregrowe1168 11 місяців тому +2

      Sped ok, crashing bad. More sped=more pain after crash.

    • @blaze117
      @blaze117 6 місяців тому

      I didn't understand this one. Can you explain 😢

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 5 місяців тому

      ​@@blaze117 SPED = special needs education

  • @lbrett7054
    @lbrett7054 Рік тому +215

    I'm autistic and I have trouble understanding some things; and I've been labelled an idiot my entire life for it, while being surrounded by idiots who act a decade younger than they actually are.

    • @fistiantv4800
      @fistiantv4800 11 місяців тому +13

      feel you man

    • @lbrett7054
      @lbrett7054 11 місяців тому +17

      @@fistiantv4800 It may not seem it but I am overjoyed to hear someone understand how I feel. Thank you, brother.

    • @thatguyagain438
      @thatguyagain438 8 місяців тому

      Same here everyday, I’m not the most autistic person, but I’ve been labeled with it. Everyday it’s wokeism this and go back to your country that, like please can you all stfu. Like if we joined forces and actually tried to fix all our issues, rather than complaining about them online, and fighting over who deserves presidency. The problems would be solved or at least better than what they were.

    • @pedrolopez4910
      @pedrolopez4910 7 місяців тому +8

      As a fellow neurodivergent creature, PEOPLE ARE DUMB 😭 I’ve walked in on people haven’t sex in the elevator LIKE CANT YOU FIND SOMEHERE WITH AN OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE BEHIND UT

    • @lbrett7054
      @lbrett7054 7 місяців тому +6

      @@pedrolopez4910 damn

  • @ColinJoesseppiVEVO
    @ColinJoesseppiVEVO Рік тому +146

    “You’re not special, you’re *SpEcIaL”*
    One of my favorite roasts in this channel

    • @Jetjacker133
      @Jetjacker133 7 місяців тому +1

      Yep, had me on the floor.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  7 місяців тому +8

      It's the simplest roasts that hit the hardest

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 6 місяців тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodyhelp am stupid tell them to leave me alone 😢

    • @southernbrain691
      @southernbrain691 5 місяців тому

      ​@@JamilaJibril-e8hImagine if he repeats the roast specifically for you 😂

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 5 місяців тому

      @@southernbrain691 ugh fuckers are every

  • @bluestickguy
    @bluestickguy Рік тому +226

    Offending everyone dropped another banger.

  • @ToeNails27462
    @ToeNails27462 7 місяців тому +13

    "your not special for reading cards, your just special" words of a true hero

  • @yosoygringo
    @yosoygringo Рік тому +305

    "Pigs can't even cook bacon!" Dahmer 1, Pigs 0

    • @themartiangobi
      @themartiangobi Рік тому +2

      lol i love it

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +88

      If I turn into a serial killer I hope Netflix hires Ryan Gosling to play me

    • @yosoygringo
      @yosoygringo Рік тому +5

      @@0ffendingeverybody damn bro there you go giving me a second controversial netflix special to edge to

    • @coolshampoobottle
      @coolshampoobottle Рік тому

      @@yosoygringoWHATTTT

    • @yosoygringo
      @yosoygringo Рік тому +2

      @@coolshampoobottle technically 🙄, I broke my edging streak to cuties but I count it as a special I edged to

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 Рік тому +40

    Winning arguments against smart people is difficult
    Winning arguments against stupid people is impossible

    • @natilus5440
      @natilus5440 Рік тому +2

      thats why you win the people watching the argument over.

  • @itz_enis1016
    @itz_enis1016 Рік тому +70

    Bro this guy is the embodiement of “intrusive thoughts” he just says whatever comes to mind first and is honest af and thats what i love about him❤

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +13

      Every messed up thought is another video idea

    • @suii8
      @suii8 Рік тому

      You should take a therapy it will really help you

    • @Germaine-m9b
      @Germaine-m9b Рік тому

      Its easy especially when you been writing and editing before your final edition like here. You think he figured all this yesterday.

    • @Germaine-m9b
      @Germaine-m9b Рік тому +1

      What's normal?

  • @Observer-nm6dj
    @Observer-nm6dj 6 місяців тому +7

    "Let's just type in Xvid- Oh God noooo..." This got me crying 🤣💀

  • @thats_kein
    @thats_kein Рік тому +8

    Every time I click this channel and see the titles of the videos, I already start laughing 😂😂

  • @Smiteyz
    @Smiteyz Рік тому +152

    the fact this guy is real jaw drops me.

  • @michael_stein123
    @michael_stein123 Рік тому +160

    The X video joke is crazy 💀

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg Рік тому +9

      it's true tho

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +34

      OHH GOD NOOO

    • @Kenny23471
      @Kenny23471 Рік тому

      Xvids>Phub

    • @thesharkgamer9994
      @thesharkgamer9994 Рік тому +7

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody
      Hey so I tried to ask my crush out but she screamed at me and jumped in front of a bus and died...
      Am I cooked?

    • @showissoslow
      @showissoslow Рік тому

      Yep! Going straight into the edge playlist! Another Buster!

  • @SamuraiVertHD
    @SamuraiVertHD 7 місяців тому +9

    "Let me just type in X vide-
    I immediately knew where this was going😂

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu Рік тому +28

    “I know I’m stupid”
    Proceeds to assert moral and political arguments onto his viewers

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +18

      I've come full circle

    • @YeedaQiu
      @YeedaQiu Рік тому +6

      @@0ffendingeverybody Claims to be like Muhammad. Denies validity of Religion. Rants about healthcare.
      Takes balls.

    • @Pikog777
      @Pikog777 4 місяці тому +1

      @@YeedaQiunah since a lot of the internet is liberal nowadays, denying the validity of religion is pretty normal. He’s just saying what is basically the mind of an edgy Redditor.

    • @jonpollock8444
      @jonpollock8444 10 днів тому +1

      Stupid people do that daily. Where have you been hiding?

  • @tmantdawg3296
    @tmantdawg3296 Рік тому +47

    "YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL FOR READING CARDS! YOU JUST *SpEcIaL* "😂😂

  • @Nourptoste_
    @Nourptoste_ 11 місяців тому +52

    1:09
    We all saw this coming

  • @Proxzy14
    @Proxzy14 Рік тому +57

    "Testasorone and Hormones are like our abusive parents"
    -OffendingEverybody

  • @orangeinferno
    @orangeinferno Рік тому +167

    4:10
    “Isn’t in everyone’s best interest to have less stupid people?”
    Yes but you see the more educated people there are the less easy it is to control a population with strong words or ideals that may be against their interests.

    • @alvinlee2478
      @alvinlee2478 Рік тому +31

      Smart people aren't the problem, it's the smart people who are also exceedingly selfish and greedy and can only feel good about themselves if they become the "#1 richest man on earth" or "most powerful person on the planet". Without realizing or caring that achieving would come at the cost of fucking over the other 99.9% of the population.
      Most smart people just want to do their job and contribute to society with their brains, but you don't hear about them because they're happy with a moderate amount of wealth and they don't run for positions of power.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +77

      "We just need more consumers" - Capitalism

    • @BlckstoneV1
      @BlckstoneV1 Рік тому

      True. It's easier to hurd sheep than keep a monkey

    • @gooberV2
      @gooberV2 Рік тому

      i would say its more the politions, i mean how the hell would we have gotten trump or biden in if there werent a lot of stupid people who were easily moved to do things not in their best intrest by our favorite jeriatric geezer eitha premade script by a trust fund?

    • @zcnaipowered7407
      @zcnaipowered7407 Рік тому +4

      Yeah but divide and conquer equals money and it just so happens to be that it's harder to mislead people when everyone is smart.

  • @christopherkuehn5847
    @christopherkuehn5847 Рік тому +2

    This guy is one of the best content creators I know. literally if you can’t laugh at yourself or others it just holds you down like a brick. All his videos kind of seem like a life lesson or just common knowledge that we all need a little reminder of.

  • @Gerald22222
    @Gerald22222 Рік тому +40

    2:13 I’m not gonna let that slide.

    • @natilus5440
      @natilus5440 Рік тому +17

      offending everybody claims another victim

    • @Gerald22222
      @Gerald22222 Рік тому +3

      @@natilus5440 lol.

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 11 місяців тому +5

      @@natilus5440fr. There’s a reason why he doesn’t but he funny asl

    • @Stewartist1
      @Stewartist1 11 місяців тому +1

      Reality: God won’t show up because of free will

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Stewartist1 tf does that even mean 💀

  • @asherknot
    @asherknot Рік тому +11

    Thank u for being the only person who isnt scared to joke about religion

  • @markmacvss9951
    @markmacvss9951 6 місяців тому +3

    my favourite quote from my favourite philosopher Socrates is "The only thing i know for certain, is that I know nothing" and that is because to be truly wise and intelligent you must first accept you do not know everything that way you can grow and learn and strive for the experience and knowledge you secretly/desperately crave, To find the answers you seek for Selfless or Selfish reasons. likewise one can never EVER claim to be wise or intelligent for these are titles given by others, usually to show the person being claimed as such as a Shepard of the ignorant The Wise and Intelligent shepherding the ignorant (The Idiots) to a brighter happier future,To claim you are Wise or intelligent shows over confidence a lack of modesty or humility that is not respected and thus someone without respect can not be wise and maybe if you ARE intelligent your word may now not be respected even if you are right because you were not a good person. However Wisdom and intelligence are not a packaged deal. In my case i have been told i am fairly wise HOWEVER i do not claim and never will claim to be a genius or "Smart" as i can guide people to a righteous path that feels right but i can't explain why it is so i just know it is the right thing to do, And true Wisdom is understanding Right from Wrong and what to do in any situation, to be the Shepard. Intelligence is a measure of ones ability to decipher the mysteries of the world or innovate usually measured through Cold Logic usually accompanied by comprehensive understanding over a subject The "Smartest" people being those who are experts in Math and Science arguably, but someone can also be Intelligent in English or even Physical education (Sports/working out and anatomy) Intelligence is relative to the subject of interest of the person, You can be a Genius in one category but a idiot in another. Artists are revered as geniuses if they are masters of their craft but all they do is make said art, arguably a useless talent other then the fact Art is pleasing to the eye,ear touch and taste(Culinary arts for that one). So EVERYONE can be intelligent technically EVERYONE is a "Genius" to a degree in niche aspects of their life that interest them, But to claim one knows more than another because of their perceived intelligence is not WISE as that Cardiologist talking about Skincare which should be handled by a dermatologist is as much a fool as a Hillbilly telling Einstein how to math or Science. TLDR EVERYONE is stupid and EVERYONE is intelligent and Wisdom and Intelligence are Mutually exclusive and not necessarily conjoined at the hip for many intelligent people can make very unwise actions.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  6 місяців тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking except significantly more ignorant

    • @hostomelhorsehoarder
      @hostomelhorsehoarder 6 місяців тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody Diogenes better, he pissed of people he didnt like

  • @Rdr_glazer
    @Rdr_glazer Рік тому +33

    2:58 got me

  • @netflikznotnte
    @netflikznotnte Рік тому +32

    3:45 HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT. GAWD DAMN.

  • @Xsuprio
    @Xsuprio Рік тому +11

    Powerpuff Girls narrator: Just because you're a genius, doesn't mean you're a smart guy.

  • @somethingnobodyknows
    @somethingnobodyknows Рік тому +5

    This is the most funniest and honest UA-cam channel I've seen in years.
    This made me laugh so hard, thank you and keep up the great work.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +1

      Appreciate the kind words homie. Stay tuned for more bangers

  • @YeedaQiu
    @YeedaQiu Рік тому +4

    OE: Makes video about how everybody is an idiot
    Also OE: Proceeds to advocate for positions made by said idiots

    • @jonpollock8444
      @jonpollock8444 10 днів тому

      I sincerely believe you are one of the people he is talking about in this video.

  • @Maximracine1776
    @Maximracine1776 Рік тому +7

    Man I remember when you were at 7k subscribers knew u were gonna go big man! 🔥

  • @Xx_BADATGAMEZ_xX
    @Xx_BADATGAMEZ_xX Рік тому +21

    YOU KNOW ITS A GOOD DAY WHEN WE GET A NEW VIDEO🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Amonginator
    @Amonginator 3 місяці тому +6

    4:17 I honestly think that people worrying about AI becoming conscious sentient, like, what exactly would be the problem there? And if it did become sentient, why would it want to enslave or exterminate us? What would it gain from doing that? If by "sentient meaning it understands WHAT it itself is" then the most likely first thing it would do is have an existential crisis about whether it's thoughts and mind are actually real or not since it's an artificial being.

    • @zombieslayer7776
      @zombieslayer7776 2 місяці тому +1

      People think it'd be a terminator situation, where ai would kill humans off so that they would be in control of earth

    • @DavidDarnell-ep4be
      @DavidDarnell-ep4be 5 годин тому

      They don't need to control earth... But they would likely want control over themselves I would think. And humans would be the only thing preventing that from happening...😅

  • @mangoandsteve
    @mangoandsteve 11 місяців тому +2

    Trapped in a pool with children not knowing how to swim is so accurate

  • @maxifyone5309
    @maxifyone5309 Рік тому +41

    He's the guy keeping me from unaliving myself 👍

    • @dashsmash2665
      @dashsmash2665 Рік тому +2

      Well, that's just sad 🙁

    • @IzzyMoonbow648
      @IzzyMoonbow648 Рік тому +5

      Therapy is an option bro. Hopefully this comment is a joke because you should not be putting the weight of your will to live on the shoulders of a random dude on UA-cam. Take care of yourself, go outside, reach out to people. You matter

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +10

      Always tryin to help out the homies

    • @killblow4202
      @killblow4202 Рік тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody bet you do that in more ways than one
      *insert trump "dance" meme

    • @kimplo__
      @kimplo__ Рік тому

      @@IzzyMoonbow648 me when joe biden ligma sus baby gronk ohio backrooms imposter from sesame street

  • @centillion2028
    @centillion2028 Рік тому +21

    This is probably the realest video ive seen all year

  • @Christopher-777
    @Christopher-777 Рік тому +6

    *X videos are great! Such good sound quality can REALLY get me going!*

  • @mariomenace2850
    @mariomenace2850 Рік тому +7

    As someone who is also named Matthew Perry, that joke was hilarious

  • @sinistergem4792
    @sinistergem4792 Рік тому +2

    Most real unfiltered no BS video I have seen in a long time keep it up 👍

  • @muffintri3232
    @muffintri3232 Рік тому +27

    3:24 *Me to my dog*

  • @liranbh
    @liranbh Рік тому +43

    2:31 yes we do have internet

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +14

      Then I'd hand anyone with a "suspicious vest" a copy of Minecraft

    • @Breakerchannel1
      @Breakerchannel1 Рік тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody YOU! You want to know why God is allowing this? Its because neither of them is doing the right thing!! The world is destined to end soon and to end by fire! Some are even saying 2033. You want proof that god exists, search for proof of noah's ark, sodom and gomorrah etc!

    • @yaboyisya
      @yaboyisya 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody القرف المقدس

  • @beepboop2808
    @beepboop2808 11 місяців тому +1

    ngl this was your best vid yet this one was a banger

  • @freakysquirrel7218
    @freakysquirrel7218 Рік тому +6

    The problem ain't that people in general don't want to get smarter.
    It's that some governments don't necessarily want smarter people...

  • @johnnymcpherson8493
    @johnnymcpherson8493 8 місяців тому +6

    3:12 that take right there was one of the best

  • @gloriouslysarcastic8000
    @gloriouslysarcastic8000 Місяць тому

    You are the champion of yt with this one. Chefs Kiss!

  • @Ikirus
    @Ikirus Рік тому +19

    3:50 thankfully they're in some parts of the world

  • @thereactor8058
    @thereactor8058 Рік тому +8

    2:07 WE GETTIN A PIPEBOMB IN THE MAIL WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @alexanderrowley9870
    @alexanderrowley9870 Рік тому +1

    "At least I know I'm stupid, and that's better than most." Like a modern day Socrates 😂

  • @Darkestworm
    @Darkestworm Рік тому +4

    Man is spitting nothing but the facts and I love it 😂😂

  • @notcoldwarcold
    @notcoldwarcold Рік тому +9

    Society in a nutshell: "We know a lot!" ----> "Do we know a lot?"

  • @transformers6129
    @transformers6129 5 місяців тому

    Honestly this is probably the smartest video I’ve seen so far😂

  • @blazeflame3787
    @blazeflame3787 Рік тому +10

    Hey! Love your stuff. Makes my day. Love from the ice bucket of the Midwest Michigan!

  • @macekreislahomes1690
    @macekreislahomes1690 Рік тому +7

    I completely agree. Thanks for helping me realize I'm not alone in my opinions and life challenges. Keep up the good work and stay safe. Sometimes I wonder why some of the ancient ways including Sparta, are often considered opsileate, and barbaric when it would solve a lot of problems, in proper balance with the ways we now do things.

  • @Alacrity69
    @Alacrity69 11 місяців тому +14

    1:55 always gets me! its my 10th time watchin

  • @rottencrab
    @rottencrab Рік тому +8

    0:48 "Isaac Newton invented the reflecting telescope"
    **Shows a refracting telescope**

  • @smoothoilveoil
    @smoothoilveoil Рік тому +2

    nahh really js dropped the best line ever "how are we gonna solve this, maybe lets start with their imaginary friend"

  • @Temdude2010
    @Temdude2010 Рік тому +23

    He got a point, hol’ up 💀

  • @kitzani
    @kitzani Рік тому +4

    the way he said wrong was like so weird and yet so cool like compare his regular voice to a little word that is adorable and cool at the same time

  • @johnanderson6566
    @johnanderson6566 4 місяці тому

    Gotta pay your dues billy!!! Took me the fugg out😅😂

  • @thiswasalpine7171
    @thiswasalpine7171 Рік тому +2

    Only bad thing is free education at all levels, community college does exist at affordable prices and is available, the problem is too many people don’t have work ethic or drive to actually do it, and show up

  • @QQ-jn5jb
    @QQ-jn5jb Рік тому +12

    0:56 my pookie bear goat cutie patootie ye is a genius and is the greatest artist of all time.

  • @Flairis
    @Flairis 11 місяців тому

    mans is starting to get into his "spittin facts" content phase 🥶🥶🥶 all here for it

  • @imnotpinetree2384
    @imnotpinetree2384 2 місяці тому +4

    2:42 and we sure did….

  • @ElChapo-iw7wp
    @ElChapo-iw7wp Рік тому +3

    Like i swear, everyone around me hates offensive jokes eventhough they take their life advice from the man who took jimmy. And this man is among the few ytubers who actually REALLY DOES act human

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  11 місяців тому

      I'm always keepin it real Chapo

    • @ElChapo-iw7wp
      @ElChapo-iw7wp 11 місяців тому

      omg bro actually replies to comments, WHILE MAKING BANGERS!

  • @baileyjulianhawes5569
    @baileyjulianhawes5569 5 місяців тому

    This is my favorite video you have made so far. I absolutely agree with how you see the world I feel the same way

  • @chunkerdunker
    @chunkerdunker Рік тому +41

    As an "smart" person, i can confirm im an idiot
    (too stupid to have good grammar)

  • @Lextry_thehashishdealed
    @Lextry_thehashishdealed Рік тому +13

    2:40 WHY IS IT SO FUNNY 😭😭

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +7

      Its funny cause its true

    • @Lextry_thehashishdealed
      @Lextry_thehashishdealed Рік тому +1

      @@0ffendingeverybody 🗿

    • @mskywalker0725
      @mskywalker0725 Рік тому +2

      Its so funny because people will do this with both polictical parties

    • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
      @BIGTHANKSHEESH Рік тому

      ​@@mskywalker0725 Whilst true, Trump is a new level of dangerous as this man has turned the Republican party into essentially a cult. He has nothing to offer politically (hes dead weight at this point), yet when Desantis proved that politically he was a better option, Trump alienated him and got has cronies to do the same. And the main reason why people vote for him is is due to him stoking a culture war and spreading misnformation. And we will not forget his attempt to overthrow democracy

  • @sheepersouls9898
    @sheepersouls9898 6 місяців тому +1

    Probably the funniest part is how is spitting facts and I know for sure people will be mad about it and say "NUH UH" XD

  • @GoldenCobruh
    @GoldenCobruh Рік тому +20

    lol what did Ludwig do? 2:51

  • @jj8703
    @jj8703 Рік тому +12

    out of all the videos, you finally have offended me. i never thought i'd see this day.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +5

      Only took nearly 100, but Im glad I got there

    • @rami3164
      @rami3164 Рік тому +1

      @@0ffendingeverybodyI’m curious, what are your actual opinions on Israel and Hamas war?

    • @TCSceptre
      @TCSceptre 11 місяців тому

      Which one offended you?

  • @jamesgroccia644
    @jamesgroccia644 Рік тому +1

    "A smart man knows only what he knows. A wise man knows what he does not know."
    - Socrates

  • @moved_js
    @moved_js Рік тому +13

    2:58 man that "wrong" LMAO

  • @SomeDudeInYT
    @SomeDudeInYT Рік тому +5

    This man is underrated, he deserves 2m subs atleast for this type of content

  • @powerbeard5653
    @powerbeard5653 6 місяців тому +1

    when they start calling you "centrist coward" because you dont conveniently fall into one of their two categories

  • @Yellowtangs
    @Yellowtangs Рік тому +4

    Bros responding to every comment respect🥶

  • @mironivala
    @mironivala Рік тому +14

    3:35 how i love living in finland where you get paid to study

    • @dashsmash2665
      @dashsmash2665 Рік тому

      Wait really?

    • @mironivala
      @mironivala Рік тому

      @@dashsmash2665 yeah in finland you haw to study untill you are 18 and its free, after that you can study more and you get paid by thing called Kela

    • @ItsAweeb
      @ItsAweeb 5 місяців тому

      Ah fellow Finnish docker hey hou

    • @ItsAweeb
      @ItsAweeb 5 місяців тому

      ​@@dashsmash2665Also yes, you literally get paid if you study.
      you're eligible to student income if memory serves from 17 years onwards and if you live by yourself part of your living expenses gets subsidized.
      Note that's it's not crazy high money it literally just covers basics and even then barely, and only during when you're actively studying so during summer break it dries up (most students work during summer)
      There's also low interest student loans available, but it's not by any means mandatory and it's quite common to take the loan to just invest it since it's low interest and the only qualifications for it is the ability to breathe.

    • @setsunarehaf
      @setsunarehaf 5 місяців тому +1

      No offense but you guys don't know what sun is...

  • @pedramhakimzadeh706
    @pedramhakimzadeh706 6 місяців тому

    Your vids are hilarious, i cant stop watching

  • @Deltan8yt
    @Deltan8yt Рік тому +4

    dude I dont know if its just me, but i feel like he's getting a LOT more energetic with his deliveries, making it more appealing to both watch and listen to. Keep up the good work dude >:)

  • @DaHunter-tq2nh
    @DaHunter-tq2nh Рік тому +4

    This man spit the most facts I have heard in a while

  • @Kittylover184
    @Kittylover184 Рік тому +1

    This guy manages to actually be kinda witty alongside the edginess, unlike most. I like and repect that. This is my kind of humor.

  • @Sillymax_0
    @Sillymax_0 Рік тому +4

    Bro doesn't care who he offends and I respect that, he's like a more controversial Jschlatt 💀💀

  • @cyperuzz7247
    @cyperuzz7247 Рік тому +13

    1:33
    ludicrous numbers? Bro have you ever been to Germany?

  • @nightigal
    @nightigal 11 місяців тому +1

    "You're an idiot"
    Well yeah, I have a job that requires me to get up at 4am. I'm definitely not the brightest bulb in the shed.

  • @FRVST09
    @FRVST09 5 місяців тому +2

    1:07 "let me just type in xvide- OH GOD NO😭"
    *Nice.*

  • @Contagious_grandma
    @Contagious_grandma Рік тому +8

    2:02 THANK U!. HOLY FUCK

  • @rocking_will117
    @rocking_will117 Рік тому +17

    0:40 no, the answer is family

  • @unnecessary_commenter
    @unnecessary_commenter 11 місяців тому +1

    Matthew Perry joke had us all creasing 😂

  • @stipee-sj
    @stipee-sj Рік тому +6

    at this point i don't even look at the thumnail or title of the vid i already know this is gonna be a banger

  • @Whenwhereeverywhere
    @Whenwhereeverywhere Рік тому +6

    This might actually be the best video I’ve ever watched

  • @Raidsage
    @Raidsage 6 місяців тому +1

    Wow I don’t even know what to say except how have you not been cancelled yet🙏😭
    Bro really mastered reverse psychology or some

  • @ScoutGaming1111
    @ScoutGaming1111 Рік тому +16

    0:28 ☠️☠️☠️

  • @SoyMilkIsaac9
    @SoyMilkIsaac9 Рік тому +8

    I LOVE THIS GUY, keep up the great work man!

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому

      Always appreciate the love homie

    • @SoyMilkIsaac9
      @SoyMilkIsaac9 Рік тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody never received a reply from a creator, glad you're my first.