I would actually kinda like to see this be a reoccurring series. Have different actors read story for the Calm Sleep app that become progressively more and more bizarre.
He does! But he also gives everyone the respect and flowers they deserve. He finds a way to make them shine too, which I think is not only extra good as the host but as someone in the industry that really isn't so big.
@@sjinzaar My boy, Chalamet. How can you not love a guy like that? And he's so young. The youngest to be nominated for an Oscar at that time. He's going to do amazing things.
Timothee's "this suuuucccks" and then immediately screaming after got me. He seems so gentle and wouldn't expect him to go all savage like that. Frwakin hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They're just gonna drip feed him tiny cameos until people change their association with him. Lorne Michael enabling his character rehabilitation better than any other PR firm
Timothée voice is soothing like an Angel But he has a deep Demon voice He showed it Dune part two as Lisan Al Gaib Notice it next time It ecos like a mix of different voice Very powerful He sometimes slips that voice here and there It comes up when he raps aggressively Or here shouts You can differentiate how different that voice is As if he's possessed 😅 I love this about him❤
Geez lorne must really love alec. Cant say I'd be using him rn, but he is actually a fantastic narrator. He did a documentary about a local artist (ben steele, the man who painted the Bataan Death March) & he really did do an exceptional job.
Do people not recall he was Mr. Conductor on Shining Times Station (after Ringo Starr & George Carlin) & narrated stories about Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends? He also narrated Wes Anderson's The Royal Tannenbaums.
*Note to self: do not listen with any food or beverage otherwise you will choke and/or spit!!! I listen to Calm every night and found this parody absolutely hilarious!!!!!
Alex Baldwin has been through a lot in recent years.I’m glad they have him back.I know it probably makes him feel good to do his hilarious comedy on the show!
I've always loved his Trump impression. I thought SNL might have done a very unfortunate cordon-sanitaire on him. He accidentally shot somebody because the studio screwed up with restricting the armoury from doing their job. I can't belive what he's going though. There is one person in our village who accidentally backed over a child 15 years ago and he has never been the same. He always carrys his head low and speaks in a quick whisper just ending each interaction with others immedatley. A total reverse of his original personality. It's so sad, I can't imagine.
@@Eoin-Bthey refilled charges against Baldwin. They don’t do that unless there is a reason. He needs to take responsibility for his actions. By the way…he was also the producer which means he hired the armorer
Why did this sketch make no sense?? Like it didn’t seem like either of them were actually responding to the other one. “Oh he’s chatty.” “So you want me to be louder!!?” … what? That wasn’t stated, no.
i think the louder part was supposed to be implied as a script note but could've used a shot of timmy looking over the script before saying it to let the audience know what he means. the chatty thing was him talking in between takes or stopping to ask questions/give notes
I don't know the name of the female cast member here but I have never seen her look more radiant. Holy cow! I had to rewind it at 0:47. Whoa, I don't know if it's the hair or what but she's a knockout.
11:03pm: I’m gonna attempt to actually sleep to this on repeat even with the screams n stuff lmao Edit (9:45am): WTF HELP I ACTUALLY SLEPT LIKE A BABY TO TIMOTHEES VOICE?!
How did they know about our directing techniques?
TBH... we'd still listen to this.
Calm huh? This sketch wasn’t so calm.
😂
hire timothee chalamet
Lol! Welcome sir!
I meant to say something witty earlier but I fell asleep
his voice is actually so soothing, I need this
Reported. Scammer
No it's not!
Right.
I think that it is soothing!!
"Chatty lil bitch" got me 😂😂
"baby boy" got me😂😂
I would actually kinda like to see this be a reoccurring series. Have different actors read story for the Calm Sleep app that become progressively more and more bizarre.
It is, but for JJ Watt/Madden etc
Dude I would love that
Remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy? It was sorta like this.
Yeeeees!
Chalamet is just one of those hosts who knows how to nail it on SNL like Baldwin. Would be awesome to see him host in coming years.
He does! But he also gives everyone the respect and flowers they deserve. He finds a way to make them shine too, which I think is not only extra good as the host but as someone in the industry that really isn't so big.
Baldwin or Chalamet? ❤😂
@@sjinzaar My boy, Chalamet. How can you not love a guy like that? And he's so young. The youngest to be nominated for an Oscar at that time. He's going to do amazing things.
so, dont give chalamet a gun, noted.
Not sure what you meant but Baldwin has hosted SNL 17 times and this clip is from Chalamet's second time hosting SNL.
Timothee's "this suuuucccks" and then immediately screaming after got me. He seems so gentle and wouldn't expect him to go all savage like that. Frwakin hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would totally listen to this if it was released as a Sleep Story. I was dying of laughter over this skit! 😂
Which part of this dog shit was
Funny?
ya right bot
Then it would be really terrible as a sleep story.
the fuck is that !!?@SaturdayNightLiveLive
He has some recorded on the "calm" app, "the #1 meditation app"
Punkie looked so nice here
Timothee needs to do one of these for real because his voice is incredibly calming.
...said Dumbledore calmly.
😆
Punkie’s eye makeup looks so pretty!
"Plants to plot./pot" Timmy steamrolled that botched line like a pro!
1:33
In character flub = on purpose
@@BankaiFeverIt definitely wasn’t on purpose
It was an accident for shre
You gonna drive me crazy baby boy🤣🤣🤣 I love andrew.
This guy knew how to work his material.
Excellent MC.
Actually fell asleep to the story before it got to minute 2 - highly recommend Chalamet as an actual Calm host for the future!
I don't care what Timothée Chalamet says. He'll always make me go to sleep by his voice alone.
Did he say you couldn’t go to sleep?
I melt when he speaks French
Right!! He is so boring
@@javiruiz8365 that's not what they're saying pookie
@@javiruiz8365you are.not him
Would love a sleep story read by Timothee Chalamet @calm
Wow, what a comedic genius, he kills it every time.
between "nah, that's not it" and timothee full on screaming... wow 😂
how does alec baldwin ALWAYS come back 😭
not sure perhaps by being rich in a notoriously corrupt state like New Mexico where he killed someone not so long ago?
They're just gonna drip feed him tiny cameos until people change their association with him. Lorne Michael enabling his character rehabilitation better than any other PR firm
He ain’t back yet. He shot someone and took no responsibility. I think Lorne is done.
@@panthersoulare you fucking serious? he fired a gun that was supposed to be an empty prop gun, it was in zero way his fault
@panthersoul
It was an accident, but I understand you could cause the confusion there.
we need a full one now timothee
you can tell he had fun with this one😭😭
I love Dismukes so much. He has a million dollars and looks exactly like Brad Pitt.
why was he wearing a backpack
That is a good question?!😮😮😮😮
It’s probably fashion!
To seems like is a casual moment
Why is he so hot?
A backpack is a sign of youth that's what he said
Timothée voice is soothing like an Angel
But he has a deep Demon voice
He showed it Dune part two as Lisan Al Gaib
Notice it next time
It ecos like a mix of different voice
Very powerful
He sometimes slips that voice here and there
It comes up when he raps aggressively
Or here shouts
You can differentiate how different that voice is
As if he's possessed 😅
I love this about him❤
Geez lorne must really love alec. Cant say I'd be using him rn, but he is actually a fantastic narrator. He did a documentary about a local artist (ben steele, the man who painted the Bataan Death March) & he really did do an exceptional job.
Do people not recall he was Mr. Conductor on Shining Times Station (after Ringo Starr & George Carlin) & narrated stories about Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends? He also narrated Wes Anderson's The Royal Tannenbaums.
I would definitely listen to Timothee's sleep story if calm make it real
Man, a dream come true if Timmy did a real sleep story. I will continue pray for it.
YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY BABY BOY
This cracked me up! His delivery...😂
I could definitely fall asleep to Alec Baldwin talking about his patented homemade recipe for Schweddy Balls.
amen
😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes
"NOW I GOT DOO DOO ON MY HANDS!" I Iost it at that part! 😄
I would actually listen to him read me a story fr 😭
This was a good SNL episode, every skip was entertaining. Good job Timothee and cast...😊🙃😂🤣😁
Punkie looking so pretty in this!
THIS SYYYUUUCCKKSSSSSS
the hair is driving me WILD.
punkie looks glam af in makeup 😂😂
Saturday Night Live has been HILLARIOUS!!!! for like the last four weeks. So fun to watch again!!!!
daphne is so real
😅😅
*Note to self: do not listen with any food or beverage otherwise you will choke and/or spit!!! I listen to Calm every night and found this parody absolutely hilarious!!!!!
Timothee did a great job love sleep story it was so fun ,and soothing 😂.
i love all these skits but i also love how his perfume ad was right before this i thot it was a part of snl loollll
Punkie looks GORGEOUS
Who kinda wants to hear Timothée speak French here? 🙋🏻♂️
As an Acadian and fan of Timothée, I would love that!
I’m good
i love hearing timothees laugh after 3:20 hahah
Timmy did a good job
Alex Baldwin has been through a lot in recent years.I’m glad they have him back.I know it probably makes him feel good to do his hilarious comedy on the show!
🤨
you mean, killed a woman?
I've always loved his Trump impression. I thought SNL might have done a very unfortunate cordon-sanitaire on him. He accidentally shot somebody because the studio screwed up with restricting the armoury from doing their job. I can't belive what he's going though.
There is one person in our village who accidentally backed over a child 15 years ago and he has never been the same. He always carrys his head low and speaks in a quick whisper just ending each interaction with others immedatley. A total reverse of his original personality. It's so sad, I can't imagine.
The woman he shot doesnt care
@@Eoin-Bthey refilled charges against Baldwin. They don’t do that unless there is a reason. He needs to take responsibility for his actions. By the way…he was also the producer which means he hired the armorer
Why is he wearing a backpack? 😆
I can't tell you how many times I imagine dogs pooping when I'm trying to sleep.
Please, let's keep it that way
I don't count sheep, I count dog turds... ;-P
Now, LET'S GET CALM!
You won the internet the day you posted this comment. 😂
I actually listen to the Get Sleepy stories every night 😂 this is awesome
this is how you write comedy for the 21st century! please keep this going!
2:20 Me During Madame Web And Megamind 2
People actually got exited for madame web?
he almost became duke of arhakis in this one
Punkie really got to work this week.
I have NEVER laughed so hard from an SNL skit. This is DEFINITELY one of my favorites!!!!!
Where's that sleep demon when we need him?
Like he’s really soothing
This was awesome! I laughed so much and then Alec showed up! 🎉🎉😂 Perfection!! ❤
Punkie lokks STUNNING! omg
Okay I need this audiobook by Timothée 😀👍
wow with the strike over looks like even murderers are getting back to work
Punkie looks gorgeous.
"Hell i might even swing on em"
😂
Would totally listen to him tell the story of DUNE like this...
I would fall asleep to the soft lullabies off Timothee Chalamet every fucking night. One of the million meditation apps, get on this shit!
Timothy is working through these bad scripts, I’ll give him that.
He has a nice voice 😊🗣️🎤
So calming
Tummy is really funny😅 love him so much
Dang, was hoping they'd end it with Alec baldwin reading off some lines from the story.
I liked how Alec just clapped when he said "Calm"
Great, he didn't shoot anyone!
I can’t stop rewatching this my stomach hurts from laughing
So nice to see Alec back on SNL...
"Would you KICK ROCKS, BUDDY?" lmfao
Why did this sketch make no sense?? Like it didn’t seem like either of them were actually responding to the other one. “Oh he’s chatty.” “So you want me to be louder!!?” … what? That wasn’t stated, no.
i think the louder part was supposed to be implied as a script note but could've used a shot of timmy looking over the script before saying it to let the audience know what he means. the chatty thing was him talking in between takes or stopping to ask questions/give notes
This Calm Sleep Story got me into a deep 12 hour sleep.
Punkys SpongeBob ai line had me gasping for air. So good.
i cant finish this. everytime i start to watch i fall asleep
punky and andrew are my fave duo
Yeah it was nice seeing them
partnered together here considering they both joined SNL 3 years ago 😁
I don't know the name of the female cast member here but I have never seen her look more radiant. Holy cow! I had to rewind it at 0:47. Whoa, I don't know if it's the hair or what but she's a knockout.
She is Punkie Johnson and yes I fully agree 👏
Love Timmy here
i need timmy sleep story on spotify
I missed Alec. Glad he's back
I didn’t.
"Now I got doo doo on my hands"😂😂😂😂
11:03pm: I’m gonna attempt to actually sleep to this on repeat even with the screams n stuff lmao
Edit (9:45am): WTF HELP I ACTUALLY SLEPT LIKE A BABY TO TIMOTHEES VOICE?!
Well,I....search a story to calm myself and get this. Now I can't sleep😂
Hey Baldwin what up with the shooting charges?
Nah hell nah😂😂😂❤❤❤
Love him so much😂😂❤
I was about to sleep to Timothe's calm story, but woke up to ALEC BALDWIN JUMPSCARE!!!
Nah when he rose his voice, he got me with that
Now I need to see the SpongebobAI version of this sketch.
People are trying to sleep to this. 😂
Alec Baldwin is like COVID. He just won't go away
IM IN TEARSSSS
"We should've gone with spoungebob AI man" underrated line
Alright, this did get me to laugh a bit.
"So people can just buy your voice?"
"Oh, the things it's been dragged into... Thomas The Tank Engine. Wu-Tang Clan songs."
ALEC BALDWIN JUMPSCARE
Timmy 😂❤