That's why I can't go after her - there was no quote. How can one quote on fault-finding except for under general terms? Here, I would say that I believed the fault was due to her existing equipment and that a repair would be outside of any warranty relating to my workmanship. I don't deny that this whole debacle isn't partially my fault for not being explicit on where we each stand, however I do still expect Joe and Jill Bloggs to be reasonable enough to presume that, if they call someone in to sort out an issue they themselves cannot rectify, and on hardware the third-party never supplied, they would incur some charge to at least cover the basic expenses.
@@dsesuk Unfortunately well meaning politicians who don’t have to trade with the general public have made a system of consumer law that stacks the deck so much in the civilians favour you have to behave like every one you deal with is out to rob you. These days we’d have sent a conditional quotation saying we’d attend but if it’s not our problem the chargers is £X. Quite often we don’t follow through on the threat to charge as it’s a good way to win a customers good will.
I do miss Nigel and the banter, I changed a boiler when I was corgi registered, million pound house in London, the older boiler was wall hung around 30 years, so I quoted for replacement but as we all know it’s a smaller size, just about to Finnish and he kicked off because I never redecorated. So I took the circuit boards out and took all the cables out of Emerson then just left laughing as another gas fitter would just say replace again, hence he rang a few days later begging for me to go back and sort it, yes I said but it will be cash only before I even come in the house 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Totally brilliant! Thanks David! Yhese type of free-loaders are just scum. I fitted a bunch of smokes/heats in a very posh house, sent in my bill, as agreed in advance , and after 2 reminders it still wasn't paid 6 weeks later. I was out of pocket for all the units plus my labour, so a significant amount. I turned up unannounced and said I was there to do the after-sales check that all was working ok, and not mentionng the outstanding bill, the guy let me in...I removed all the units, leaving the bases, popped them in my rucksack, and left the premises...never heard from him again.
Yeah, I’m definitely glad I didn’t watch this one on the main TV in the house before the kids go to bed! 😮 Cheers for the upload David, I’m only sorry your misery is our entertainment.
Absolutely brilliant. That must have taken far longer to edit than the time spent rectifying her old crap-and will hopefully be worth more in earnings than the original job. Well done David!
I'm sensing a sexual tension for Louise. You travel all the way the fecking Staverton( nice golf club though) to fiddle with her outlet when righteous people in Leamington and surrounding areas are struggling to get a sparky! It's definitely odd. Didn't you have beef with another woman 🤔 and then you sack Nigel and take on a FEMALE! You'll be wearing stockings next. 🎉
Dave-o is just mad I fooled him into think I was out, when I just used it as a diversion to go and eat all the Greggs sausage rolls he had in the glove ox of the van!😋
It wasn't a BG despite the graphic. I had in my head that it was a Schneider, but I don't have site photos from the time because I never imagined I would need them!
I had a call out to a non working oven, the isolation switch had been turned off due to the amount of shite stuffed in the cupboard above the oven, didn’t pay me coz I was only there 2 mins and just flicked a switch, suffice to say I ignored the next txt message for help.
Same sort of thing here: oven not working last year. I drove to the job (25 mins away), removed the oven and found a mini-CU some idiot kitchen fitter had hidden behind it! I flicked the MCB back on and it seemed to work fine. Again, I put in a minimum charge invoice, because I'm a mug, and it was ignored. I know she opened it as she'd clicked the link in the email. She also ignored the reminders. A couple of months later, she was hounding me on the phone because the electric radiator in her son's room had packed up. Ironically, I'd put that rad in and even though it was now outside of my two-year warranty, it was still within the three-year manufacturer guarantee so CEF said they'd replace it for free and I would have installed it at a favourable charge. Instead, I simply ignored all her calls until she went away, and presumably, paid someone else for a new radiator. Get cheap, get bitten on the arse!
Feel your pain Dave. These people are everywhere. Look at us like we are scum bags, but they call us because they don’t know how. As electricians we are the scummiest experts in the world. After plumbers
I have found it's the easiest faults to resolve which are the ones where the client doesn't want to pay - probably because they feel cheated the fault was found without breaking out into too much of a sweat. It could be argued that it's actually better to make a mountain out of a molehill to convince some clients they're getting value for money.
@@dsesuk I think I get enough of that sort of thing with bundy’s shaft in my ear and eye hole multiple times a week! I don’t think I’m missing out though, by the sounds of it!
All to familiar story. I fortunately have not had to work for Karen in decades. But small business owners buying crap old machines and blaming me for breaking them, is the same deal.
Had a similar story a couple of years ago, the client wanted the outside of the house to be bathed in purple lights like a hotel?? (Yeah i know🤔) She obtained them off a budget shopping platform and I fitted them…..2 months later “You need to replace the lights you fitted!” I reminded her that she sourced the holiday inn lights and she still hadn’t settled the invoice. “Im going to tell spotlight (local tv news etc) of your bad service! She warned🙄 I welcomed the exposure of being a small business being proven above board and treating customers with respect and patience in the presence of questionable if I dare say it theft. The invoice was paid forthwith 👍😊 Guess I’ll get another but that’s what being in business is😊
In often wonder why / how clients / Landlords work out because you visited them within the last ten years and have not performed maintenance works to there electrical systems they assume and fault that occurs is always related to the last works we carried out. Then expect you to do the call for free as we were clearly at fault? Despite having to explain the fault was nothing to do with our previous visit and clearing the fault issuing a minor works and recommendation for remedial works with invoice tendered of a low 3 figured sum.it still took almost taking them to court to obtain payment. I was amused to see from your example these tight wad amateurs still exist and others you encounter causing such hassle. Thanks for bringing up this issue has often been a pain in the arse for me. Well done Dave 😂😂😂
So unprofessional and petty. Love it 😂 “Kind regards” is the motto of the absolute shit house. Nothing written before “Kind Regards” was intended with any regard for kindness.
I can't understand why you went back at all. She has a reputation for not coughing up (pun intended) and as you say the (now) faulty socket was not supplied by you. I would be using excuses such as "we are over that way in a few weeks and we'll call in", "I am on a big job the moment and can't find time", etc.
my invoice states parts are mine untill paid in full and i hold title to enter property and remove if not paid . done this twice in the past and customers rang the police who had to stand and watch me remove my parts . good job there is not many shits like her about
A masterful bit of artwork there Mr S, nicely done and must have taken hours. I hope you have emailed her the link to this? 🤣🤣🤣Remember no good deed goes unpunished! So next time, to help your fellow trades out with a good deed, I wonder if you should not have had the contract with them. Get paid on time and they will also understand there is no guarantee on equipment not supplied by you. Are you going to pursue it further, perhaps with a legally worded County Court threat or mark it up to experience? I appreciate its not a huge amount, so probably not worth the effort but it grips my sh#@ that these types of people get away with it completely Scott free. Have another can of strongbow to feel better
People are always scared of using the small claims court or think it is too much trouble but it is very easy and mean't for exactly this kind of situation.
No need for me to escalate things through useless channels like CCJs. They work on larger jobs where there's a paper trail, but here it wouldn't be worth the time and stress. Besides, I've got value out of it. None of this nonsense would exist had she simply paid up without question!
@@dsesuk I get that. I know it leaves a sour taste in the mouth and you wanted to decompress the frustration though the therapy of UA-cam. 😤 A great vlog nonetheless 👏
Literally nearly pissed myself laughing 😂 Customers though, either pay up on time for work completed with no hassle or total @rseh0les who think they are in the right every time. This is why I suffer a bench job rather than (mostly) have anything to do with the end user...
This was class 😂👏🏻 Nothing worse than non payers. I’ve got a well known (on socials) tradie that owes me best part of £2000 and is trying every trick in the book not to pay up.
I'm sure she has many positive traits, but I don't appreciate anyone deciding my time, expenses and expertise is worth absolutely nothing when it results in a problem they reported being resolved to their satisfaction.
I agree with Gary in the coments, that was the single longest rant i have ever heard.. but it was very graphic and by the sounds of it needed.. some one once told me when i started in the trade that the reason the rich stay rich is they rarely part with their money willingly.. this is a prime example.
I wouldn't say she's rich, although I'm sure she could have ponied up for the £35 we asked for. Yes.., just £35. That's what all this was ultimately about.
@@dsesuk I have seen your videos long enough to know it weren't gonna be much for basic charge but still, if they live somewhere that posh and having all that work done then i doubt there is any legitimate excuse for not paying such a small amount. Shame on them. They are just lucky that your more Gentle-man than A-hole lol i can't say i would be so nice about that situation.
You are too soft. I wouldn't have gone out of area for a job for someone who didn't pay on time. I think you should get your landscaper friend to call her and tell her to pay up. Trades should support each other. Worst I heard was a roofer who re-roofed a flat roof and they didn't pay and there was nothing he could do about it. Get them to pay a deposit on booking!
@@dsesuk sacrilicious... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 To be fair I do like a big cream bun with the jam and nice icing with a cup of good old Rosie Lee meself... Louise sounds like a right C u next thursday
I am get a message through here, I don't think its quite clear, but I get the feeling this client is a little over weight, I could be wrong though, perhaps I should watch it again just to reaffirm my suspicions
I think that speaking about your customers like this does your reputation no good. Perhaps, though, you are not concerned with your reputation. Whether they are good, bad or downright awful I don't think that much good comes from this sort of commentary. It is entertaining though and if that is what you set out to do then it is hilarious. One thing I do like about your content is that it is not just another "board change" or "car charger install" and is a bit rough around the edges. G'day from Australia.
I have a good, loyal client base, and with the business now in its twilight years I don't have to worry too much about alienating potential punters. I'll be kept busy until I eventually keel over and clock out on some poor unfortunate's job!
It's all good, Dave-o is just playing hard to get - i think he said something like treat them mean, keep them keen or something - To be honest, it makes me wetter than a plumber at clocking off time 🌊🌊
@jamesmartin4500 .. David’s reputation is the envy of any jobbing spark in the UK. In truth he can’t even remember if Louise was actually fat. The point is that she embodies fat cat greed. Our homes are modest by comparison, as is our wage. She cost us our morning .. and refused to pay the absurdly generous £35 bill. Cheers Bruce 🇿🇦🍺
Feel your pain Dave. These people are everywhere. Look at us like we are scum bags, but they call us because they don’t know how. As electricians we are the scummiest experts in the world. After plumbers
What did your quote say before you attended?
That's why I can't go after her - there was no quote. How can one quote on fault-finding except for under general terms? Here, I would say that I believed the fault was due to her existing equipment and that a repair would be outside of any warranty relating to my workmanship. I don't deny that this whole debacle isn't partially my fault for not being explicit on where we each stand, however I do still expect Joe and Jill Bloggs to be reasonable enough to presume that, if they call someone in to sort out an issue they themselves cannot rectify, and on hardware the third-party never supplied, they would incur some charge to at least cover the basic expenses.
@@dsesuk 💯
@@dsesuk Unfortunately well meaning politicians who don’t have to trade with the general public have made a system of consumer law that stacks the deck so much in the civilians favour you have to behave like every one you deal with is out to rob you.
These days we’d have sent a conditional quotation saying we’d attend but if it’s not our problem the chargers is £X. Quite often we don’t follow through on the threat to charge as it’s a good way to win a customers good will.
Urgh what a nightmare.
well this is a masterpiece
I do miss Nigel and the banter, I changed a boiler when I was corgi registered, million pound house in London, the older boiler was wall hung around 30 years, so I quoted for replacement but as we all know it’s a smaller size, just about to Finnish and he kicked off because I never redecorated. So I took the circuit boards out and took all the cables out of Emerson then just left laughing as another gas fitter would just say replace again, hence he rang a few days later begging for me to go back and sort it, yes I said but it will be cash only before I even come in the house 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Totally brilliant! Thanks David! Yhese type of free-loaders are just scum. I fitted a bunch of smokes/heats in a very posh house, sent in my bill, as agreed in advance , and after 2 reminders it still wasn't paid 6 weeks later. I was out of pocket for all the units plus my labour, so a significant amount. I turned up unannounced and said I was there to do the after-sales check that all was working ok, and not mentionng the outstanding bill, the guy let me in...I removed all the units, leaving the bases, popped them in my rucksack, and left the premises...never heard from him again.
Yeah, I’m definitely glad I didn’t watch this one on the main TV in the house before the kids go to bed! 😮 Cheers for the upload David, I’m only sorry your misery is our entertainment.
Wow, this is absolute poetry 👏
never change. Please never change.
Plot twist - Louise works for Hager, and this is a brilliant retalliatory gotcha.
I look forward to seeing her at the next Elex.
@@dsesuk the foods too expensive for her to bother 😬
AFDD a fat dopey Doris ?
Absolutely brilliant. That must have taken far longer to edit than the time spent rectifying her old crap-and will hopefully be worth more in earnings than the original job. Well done David!
Oh, so many of my few remaining hours on this planet went into addressing this silly load of old nothing!
So to be clear…do you like her ?
great comment
Yeah, I'm confused. Do you like her or not?
I'm sensing a sexual tension for Louise. You travel all the way the fecking Staverton( nice golf club though) to fiddle with her outlet when righteous people in Leamington and surrounding areas are struggling to get a sparky! It's definitely odd. Didn't you have beef with another woman 🤔 and then you sack Nigel and take on a FEMALE! You'll be wearing stockings next. 🎉
I must admit, do have a thing for the curvier lady...
He was like butter in my hand, butter that's been in the freezer, and is 12" long - I thought that was payment enough
Epic. All I want is for Louise to somehow see this video.
Dave-o is just mad I fooled him into think I was out, when I just used it as a diversion to go and eat all the Greggs sausage rolls he had in the glove ox of the van!😋
@@LouiseLardysuperb…..👍😜🇮🇲
I think that's the longest continuous rant I've ever seen 😀
Oh my god I don’t think I’ve laughed this long in ages 😂
Neon on the bg socket?? Coupled with single pole???
It wasn't a BG despite the graphic. I had in my head that it was a Schneider, but I don't have site photos from the time because I never imagined I would need them!
Who would. Loved this episode. Keep up the good work David
I had a call out to a non working oven, the isolation switch had been turned off due to the amount of shite stuffed in the cupboard above the oven, didn’t pay me coz I was only there 2 mins and just flicked a switch, suffice to say I ignored the next txt message for help.
Same sort of thing here: oven not working last year. I drove to the job (25 mins away), removed the oven and found a mini-CU some idiot kitchen fitter had hidden behind it! I flicked the MCB back on and it seemed to work fine. Again, I put in a minimum charge invoice, because I'm a mug, and it was ignored. I know she opened it as she'd clicked the link in the email. She also ignored the reminders. A couple of months later, she was hounding me on the phone because the electric radiator in her son's room had packed up. Ironically, I'd put that rad in and even though it was now outside of my two-year warranty, it was still within the three-year manufacturer guarantee so CEF said they'd replace it for free and I would have installed it at a favourable charge. Instead, I simply ignored all her calls until she went away, and presumably, paid someone else for a new radiator. Get cheap, get bitten on the arse!
Customers should watch this and learn how it works
Priceless.
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
This is gold ! I just wish you didn't hold back sometimes David
Like Guinness............Pure Genius
My kind of video…Black Gold, or in Louise’s case….Fat Gold 👍😳😜
The joys of dealing with the general public.
I have it on good authority that Louise lost her job at Heathrow airport for getting food stains on the Jumbe Jet she was kickstarting
Absolutely brilliant
Feel your pain Dave. These people are everywhere. Look at us like we are scum bags, but they call us because they don’t know how. As electricians we are the scummiest experts in the world. After plumbers
I have found it's the easiest faults to resolve which are the ones where the client doesn't want to pay - probably because they feel cheated the fault was found without breaking out into too much of a sweat. It could be argued that it's actually better to make a mountain out of a molehill to convince some clients they're getting value for money.
i wish i was as poetic as that
Can’t wait to watch this again on my big telly..I’ve penciled it in...
I think I love you a little bit - that was pure poetry.
Aw, I love you too fella!
Oi, he's my fella now, he loves to play hard to get for me 💌
I don’t know who Sam is at the end there, but I thoroughly enjoyed that closing remark.
Do you not partake in Electricians' Podcast of a Sunday evening on this here UA-cams?
@@dsesuk I think I get enough of that sort of thing with bundy’s shaft in my ear and eye hole multiple times a week! I don’t think I’m missing out though, by the sounds of it!
All to familiar story. I fortunately have not had to work for Karen in decades. But small business owners buying crap old machines and blaming me for breaking them, is the same deal.
‘Fatisaction’ - amazing 😂
Fatisfaction would have been better
Had a similar story a couple of years ago, the client wanted the outside of the house to be bathed in purple lights like a hotel?? (Yeah i know🤔)
She obtained them off a budget shopping platform and I fitted them…..2 months later
“You need to replace the lights you fitted!”
I reminded her that she sourced the holiday inn lights and she still hadn’t settled the invoice.
“Im going to tell spotlight (local tv news etc) of your bad service! She warned🙄
I welcomed the exposure of being a small business being proven above board and treating customers with respect and patience in the presence of questionable if I dare say it theft.
The invoice was paid forthwith 👍😊
Guess I’ll get another but that’s what being in business is😊
Perfectly Performed Pal! She sounds a right Portly Prick of a Person and a right Pain in the Posterior!
Was that your daughter doing the graphics again? She did a great job!! What a pro - like her dad!!
Some of the artwork was in house (and covered by wages)
Well that’s cheered me up,,, brilliant.
I do hope names weren't changed to protect her identity.
In often wonder why / how clients / Landlords work out because you visited them within the last ten years and have not performed maintenance works to there electrical systems they assume and fault that occurs is always related to the last works we carried out. Then expect you to do the call for free as we were clearly at fault? Despite having to explain the fault was nothing to do with our previous visit and clearing the fault issuing a minor works and recommendation for remedial works with invoice tendered of a low 3 figured sum.it still took almost taking them to court to obtain payment. I was amused to see from your example these tight wad amateurs still exist and others you encounter causing such hassle. Thanks for bringing up this issue has often been a pain in the arse for me. Well done Dave 😂😂😂
So unprofessional and petty. Love it 😂 “Kind regards” is the motto of the absolute shit house. Nothing written before “Kind Regards” was intended with any regard for kindness.
Masterpiece. Better than any Tracey Enim.🎉
What a great video. Bad payers They always come back for more.
They do Ryan. I fully expect her to call me up in the future with all the front in the world asking if I'd like to quote for new electrical work.
😂 The best rant ever!
People do take the piss these days. It's like people are so entitled that everything is me me me and fuck everybody else.
That's my wife.
Linda says hi - she enjoyed chatting with you about life in South Africa.
@@dsesuk Tell Linda I love her.
Keep you nose out my business, or I will eat all your dinner again
Just watched this for the second time great viewing David
i know it wouldn't be worth the time or petrol but the principaled curmudgeon in me would be inclined to hop her fence and re-install the old one.
Wouldn’t of even wasted my time going out to that job, previous experience would’ve told me not to.
Most enjoyable 12 minutes I’ve had all week, hate bad payers, my god I hope the tight arsed bint see’s this video 🙏
I can't understand why you went back at all. She has a reputation for not coughing up (pun intended) and as you say the (now) faulty socket was not supplied by you. I would be using excuses such as "we are over that way in a few weeks and we'll call in", "I am on a big job the moment and can't find time", etc.
my invoice states parts are mine untill paid in full and i hold title to enter property and remove if not paid . done this twice in the past and customers rang the police who had to stand and watch me remove my parts . good job there is not many shits like her about
A common tale told by many trades people.
A masterful bit of artwork there Mr S, nicely done and must have taken hours. I hope you have emailed her the link to this? 🤣🤣🤣Remember no good deed goes unpunished! So next time, to help your fellow trades out with a good deed, I wonder if you should not have had the contract with them. Get paid on time and they will also understand there is no guarantee on equipment not supplied by you.
Are you going to pursue it further, perhaps with a legally worded County Court threat or mark it up to experience? I appreciate its not a huge amount, so probably not worth the effort but it grips my sh#@ that these types of people get away with it completely Scott free. Have another can of strongbow to feel better
People are always scared of using the small claims court or think it is too much trouble but it is very easy and mean't for exactly this kind of situation.
No need for me to escalate things through useless channels like CCJs. They work on larger jobs where there's a paper trail, but here it wouldn't be worth the time and stress. Besides, I've got value out of it. None of this nonsense would exist had she simply paid up without question!
@@dsesuk I get that. I know it leaves a sour taste in the mouth and you wanted to decompress the frustration though the therapy of UA-cam. 😤 A great vlog nonetheless 👏
Literally nearly pissed myself laughing 😂
Customers though, either pay up on time for work completed with no hassle or total @rseh0les who think they are in the right every time. This is why I suffer a bench job rather than (mostly) have anything to do with the end user...
Savery Gold here folks
@5:40 Well that's stretching it a bit!
This was class 😂👏🏻
Nothing worse than non payers. I’ve got a well known (on socials) tradie that owes me best part of £2000 and is trying every trick in the book not to pay up.
Will you honour your usual two year warranty on the new socket even though she didn't pay for it? 🤔
Will I bollocks! That would be like someone moaning at Customer Services in a shop about a product that still has the security tag on it!
@@dsesuk 🤣
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything. Wow....
I wish you would stop beating around the bush and say what's troubling you David. lol. Great video mate
Legendary 😂😂 love it
brilliant 👏👏👏👏
Well done where have you been we want more
My pesky day job precludes me from providing more!
HOW DARE YOU DAVID, I even gave you a nosh!!!
Yes, but you spat it down the front of my work trousers and left me a two-star review because of the aftertaste.
@@dsesuk I told you about my lactose intolerance David, you were far, far too cheesy
That's Blatantly a fake account.... he wouldn't let you near him
@@olly7673 You are just jealous I had my way with Dave-o - Biggest I have had, and that's a huge achievement
Send in Dave the Debt Collector with a crowbar.
Wasted as a Sparkie !!! Great Vlog mate
Absolutely brilliant 😅😅
Haha, brilliant 👏🏼 😂
I can see this relationship blossoming over the coming months….When are the wedding invitations going out…👍😜🇮🇲🍺🎂💞
🤣😂🤣All Ive got, very good...sponsored by Strongbow 🤣
Great video Savo! Hopefully the video income covers the bill. One for the blacklist of customers there… but at least she wasn’t a “Karen”
I don't think he monitises his channel does he? Something about the choice language and adverts not going together too well.
@@billdoodson4232 It's monetised until YT decides otherwise... which is often before I've finished writing the description...
@dsesuk Cheers David. I can recall you mentioning something about it years ago, hence my question mark.
You don't like her do you?...
I'm sure she has many positive traits, but I don't appreciate anyone deciding my time, expenses and expertise is worth absolutely nothing when it results in a problem they reported being resolved to their satisfaction.
Makes me realise why we stopped doing domestic work! This tale is typical!
Good stuff!
Brilliant
Dozy cow. I confess I had to avert my eyes a lot with those drawings, though 🤮🤣
I agree with Gary in the coments, that was the single longest rant i have ever heard.. but it was very graphic and by the sounds of it needed.. some one once told me when i started in the trade that the reason the rich stay rich is they rarely part with their money willingly.. this is a prime example.
I wouldn't say she's rich, although I'm sure she could have ponied up for the £35 we asked for. Yes.., just £35. That's what all this was ultimately about.
@@dsesuk I have seen your videos long enough to know it weren't gonna be much for basic charge but still, if they live somewhere that posh and having all that work done then i doubt there is any legitimate excuse for not paying such a small amount. Shame on them. They are just lucky that your more Gentle-man than A-hole lol i can't say i would be so nice about that situation.
You are too soft. I wouldn't have gone out of area for a job for someone who didn't pay on time. I think you should get your landscaper friend to call her and tell her to pay up. Trades should support each other. Worst I heard was a roofer who re-roofed a flat roof and they didn't pay and there was nothing he could do about it. Get them to pay a deposit on booking!
Don’t hold back 😂
Louise probably likes Nick Bundy 'cos he's got Bun in him name... Hum... Buns...😋😋😋🎂🎂🎂
I see what you did there...
@@dsesuk sacrilicious... 🤣🤣🤣
ua-cam.com/video/uppBdcz7OBE/v-deo.htmlsi=x7NYDm8BSeP0QpqX
@@dsesuk sacrilicious... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair I do like a big cream bun with the jam and nice icing with a cup of good old Rosie Lee meself...
Louise sounds like a right C u next thursday
Do you have his number, sounds tasty
im luvvin it 🙂
I'd say you were the bigger person in this situation but I'm not sure that would bear out.
Dave-o was only bigger in the department that matters, if you know what I mean 🍆
At least it was only your wallet that got assaulted this time.
Aye. The larger lady has been known to physically assault me in the past (something I often wet-dream about).
I love these videos you do, but thankfully, they're extremely rare as otherwise you'd go out of business with none payers.
I am get a message through here, I don't think its quite clear, but I get the feeling this client is a little over weight, I could be wrong though, perhaps I should watch it again just to reaffirm my suspicions
You’ve a way with words and I hope she sees the video. 🤣🐷👍
Stick her in court!
I only do the food court mate
Say what you really think....🍺🍻🍺🥃🥳
So if or when said hippocrocaphant needs help you'll not be tendering any quotes soon then i'm guessing?
Can't say I'll be pointing the van's bonnet in that direction anytime soon, even if her Ben & Jerry's is furiously melting following an RCD trip.
😂🎉
Does she have a sister?
Yes, but she doesn't like Italian Libby.
My SISTER is none of your BUSINESS
Having a bad day David ? 🤣 Priceless
I think that speaking about your customers like this does your reputation no good. Perhaps, though, you are not concerned with your reputation. Whether they are good, bad or downright awful I don't think that much good comes from this sort of commentary. It is entertaining though and if that is what you set out to do then it is hilarious. One thing I do like about your content is that it is not just another "board change" or "car charger install" and is a bit rough around the edges. G'day from Australia.
I have a good, loyal client base, and with the business now in its twilight years I don't have to worry too much about alienating potential punters. I'll be kept busy until I eventually keel over and clock out on some poor unfortunate's job!
It's all good, Dave-o is just playing hard to get - i think he said something like treat them mean, keep them keen or something - To be honest, it makes me wetter than a plumber at clocking off time 🌊🌊
@jamesmartin4500 .. David’s reputation is the envy of any jobbing spark in the UK. In truth he can’t even remember if Louise was actually fat. The point is that she embodies fat cat greed. Our homes are modest by comparison, as is our wage. She cost us our morning .. and refused to pay the absurdly generous £35 bill. Cheers Bruce 🇿🇦🍺
Feel your pain Dave. These people are everywhere. Look at us like we are scum bags, but they call us because they don’t know how. As electricians we are the scummiest experts in the world. After plumbers