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  • 'They sold me lady's glasses!'
    From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 3 'The Glasses': George loses his glasses and things don't quite go to plan when Kramer promises to get him a discount on a replacement pair. Elaine is bitten by a dog.
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    Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 257

  • @jamesr1703
    @jamesr1703 2 роки тому +305

    "May I have one of those, Madam?" Hilarious!

    • @Fakename70
      @Fakename70 2 роки тому +8

      Appropriately holding a bag of Rold Gold. Remember Alexander doing TV adverts for those?

    • @DDandrums
      @DDandrums 9 місяців тому

      @@Fakename70no.

    • @jeffsims8270
      @jeffsims8270 2 місяці тому

      Oh, and their making him thirsty!!!! 🥤

  • @Posark
    @Posark 2 роки тому +147

    That long stare that Kramer gives George after calling him Madame… He really wants to drive the point home

  • @sreeharivenat8002
    @sreeharivenat8002 2 роки тому +354

    "You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls!" 😂
    Man, hands down one of the best comedic performances in TV show history 💯 Richards is a brilliant actor

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 2 роки тому +6

      Love that instant transition from vociferously shaming Dwayne to "yeah, thanks Dwayney!" with a smile, hahahaha!

    • @jrporter50
      @jrporter50 2 роки тому +7

      Chasing it down with a ring ding! 😂

    • @angieschannel1299
      @angieschannel1299 Рік тому +9

      "THEY WOULDN'T SERVE YOU ANYMORE!"

  • @omasumi
    @omasumi 2 роки тому +288

    i think anyone with glasses can relate to george taking so long to pick frames. that's just how it goes.

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 Рік тому +7

      That's why I ask the woman assisting me at the eye doctor. I'll ask her to help me find a pair that looks good. Then if I agree they look good, we're gold.

    • @RSTI191
      @RSTI191 Рік тому +4

      Oh yeah..
      Takes me a year to pick out floor tile..

    • @wingedwolfx8004
      @wingedwolfx8004 Рік тому +4

      Oh definitely, I rushed myself the first time and I regretted them.

    • @fennugreek-gs5zb
      @fennugreek-gs5zb Рік тому +6

      @@jimmyboy131 my guess, they get bored too and give you the fake “oh yeah, you look really handsome in those.”

    • @SwordfishSpike50
      @SwordfishSpike50 7 місяців тому +2

      It’s a big decision. You’re choosing what your face is going to look like for the next few years

  • @mdgggf0518
    @mdgggf0518 Рік тому +29

    "We're behind you Aquaboy, God Speed!"😂

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 2 роки тому +178

    George walking around The Big Apple with those goggles!! "We're Behind You Aqua Boy...Gods Speed" The writing on this show never gets old! Cheers Seinfeld Groupies

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 2 роки тому +28

    "You're tunneling to the center of the Earth?" 🤣😂 Jerry with the zinger.

    • @15thillizon
      @15thillizon 2 місяці тому +1

      I caught that... center of the earth 😂😂😂

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 роки тому +583

    Kramer got Dwayne off sugar by taking him to Joe’s fruit stand which is the same fruit stand that he got banned from for life lol

    • @masteryoda394
      @masteryoda394 2 роки тому +15

      He was probably banned from there in a later episode, I am not sure.

    • @jasonreid9267
      @jasonreid9267 2 роки тому +36

      Joe was a humanitarian at heart. While he'd banned Kramer he knew a sugarcase when he saw one and was willing to set aside differences for one night only.

    • @anthonyesposito7
      @anthonyesposito7 2 роки тому +12

      That's true. Similar to how in one episode he claims to only take baths but then in another episode said they were like sitting in a pool of you own filth lol

    • @mikejessmax
      @mikejessmax 2 роки тому +5

      Kramer and Jerry were both banned

    • @jrporter50
      @jrporter50 2 роки тому +8

      You're banned! 😂

  • @bigsky1970
    @bigsky1970 Рік тому +19

    "Come on, Elaine. Don't interrupt, they're discounting".

  • @t-birdmr.t7980
    @t-birdmr.t7980 Рік тому +18

    "so you're tunneling to the center of the earth?" This made me laugh uncontrollably and I don't know why

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 2 роки тому +22

    Kramer: [Seeing George eating pretzels] May I have one of those, madam? Now look here, see it's right here Gloria Vanderbilt Collection. at 3:38 lol

  • @egon4564
    @egon4564 2 роки тому +23

    “They wouldn’t serve your any more!” Is a great line because you’d think that only happens at a bar.

  • @jonathanmyers2867
    @jonathanmyers2867 2 роки тому +31

    Jerry: I don't know what to tell you, Elton.

  • @HYPERI0N.
    @HYPERI0N. 2 роки тому +39

    Kramer was on fire in this episode! 🔥 🤣😂🤣

  • @CBC68
    @CBC68 Рік тому +11

    They cut a great line when Jerry says to George “I don’t know what to tell ya, Elton.” 😂

  • @jrporter50
    @jrporter50 2 роки тому +10

    "We just got those in, it's a very exciting new frame." 😂

  • @buddhaneosiddhananda8499
    @buddhaneosiddhananda8499 11 місяців тому +3

    "How quickly we forget..!" lol... hahaha..!😂😂

  • @NTWoo95
    @NTWoo95 2 роки тому +17

    The way Jerry says "He was running from a bee..." is so funny, I dont know what it is but it just makes me laugh

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 2 роки тому +1

      I was thinking of my ex-husband when Jerry made that remark about George running from a bee! 🤣

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 5 місяців тому +2

      Ya like jazz?

  • @Clearanceman2
    @Clearanceman2 2 роки тому +178

    Jason Alexander is a genius. He's a broadway actor, extremely talented. Yet he plays George perfectly.

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 2 роки тому +13

      I heard that George is supposed to be an exaggerated version of Larry David. It may be old news but i just heard it recently

    • @darth856
      @darth856 2 роки тому +13

      ​@@Eralen00 it's true. But Jason didn't know that at first. There's funny story about how he realized: one day he came to Larry with a complaint about a certain storyline, saying "this wouldn't happen to anyone. And even if it did, nobody would react like this". Larry responded "this happened to me, and that's what I did". After that, Jason started studying Larry to base his performance on his personality.

    • @Everettel
      @Everettel 2 роки тому +4

      Yes, I'm not sure why Alexander never won an Emmy, great actor.

    • @HellNation
      @HellNation Рік тому

      "Acting without acting"

  • @quinton01
    @quinton01 2 роки тому +102

    I love how smoothly Kramer puts away the candy bar at 3:30. 🤣

    • @me_12-vw1vi
      @me_12-vw1vi Рік тому +3

      and the thumps up to george 😂

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 2 роки тому +80

    What's funny is the blind guy actually looks stylish in those ladies frames lol, his style at the end of the clip is pretty cool. George not so much

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 2 роки тому +20

    Nice glasses. But he forgot the chain when he's playing canasta

  • @rocknral
    @rocknral Рік тому +5

    This is the episode that hooked me in. The way it all tied in at the end. Amazing.

  • @earlosandwich7433
    @earlosandwich7433 2 роки тому +8

    "You sold me ladies' glasses!" 😂

  • @MaloneMantooth
    @MaloneMantooth 2 роки тому +19

    Kramer came in packin a baby Ruth Lol

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 Рік тому +15

    HOPPED UP ON CINNAMON SWIRLS!!

  • @francobiggi8488
    @francobiggi8488 2 роки тому +11

    "don't interrupt, they are discounting something" (for me)
    G. Costanza

  • @6616Milan
    @6616Milan 2 роки тому +58

    Having a friend like Kramer is a blessing.

  • @georgethomas2070
    @georgethomas2070 2 роки тому +5

    “May I have one of those madam” 😂😂

  • @attyla2926
    @attyla2926 2 роки тому +11

    Toughf luck,deal is a deal.🤣

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 2 роки тому +17

    the way george starts running with the blind guy at 4:16 lol

  • @thaddeusskywalker5293
    @thaddeusskywalker5293 2 роки тому +53

    Kramer harassing the owner of the store was the best part of the episode!

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Рік тому +2

      And he relapsed afterward, since he's eating a candy bar when George comes back.

    • @lonelyheroine
      @lonelyheroine Рік тому +1

      @@Rubyofthedead It's a shame they don't have a Sugar Addicts Anonymous group for those people.

  • @stufoo
    @stufoo 2 роки тому +24

    this is undoubtedly the best sitcom ever produced.

    • @stufoo
      @stufoo 2 роки тому +3

      also the lady frames looked good on the blind guy lol

    • @crazylegs1823
      @crazylegs1823 Рік тому

      Next to The Office and It's Always Sunny, it's easily one of the best.

  • @richardpierce4908
    @richardpierce4908 2 роки тому +24

    I honestly think this is my favorite episode of Seinfeld! The Junk Mail Episode is a close second.

    • @cynomyS
      @cynomyS 2 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget “The Contest”

    • @karmaautomotive7531
      @karmaautomotive7531 2 роки тому +1

      It's already 2022 and we're still getting the mail

    • @richardpierce4908
      @richardpierce4908 2 роки тому +2

      @@cynomyS Yes! So many classics to chose from!

  • @avallach2061
    @avallach2061 Рік тому +14

    01:54 "We just got those in, it's a very exciting new frame."
    "Yes it is EXCITING"
    LOL George getting hyped up by the other guy's comment always gets me. It's so silly but so funny.

    • @sustainfem
      @sustainfem Рік тому

      Oh yes, glasses are exciting (not)! 🙃

  • @Weebs82589
    @Weebs82589 2 роки тому +6

    3:38 May I have one of those madame?😆😅🤣😂

  • @melissacooper8724
    @melissacooper8724 2 роки тому +22

    I can understand where George is coming from. To me picking the right frames is like Harry Potter picking the right wand.

    • @trevorblue4531
      @trevorblue4531 Рік тому +1

      ''The Wand chooses the Wizard!'' - Mr. Ollivander!

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 3 місяці тому

      Everybody who wears glasses secretley agreed with George then lol, he is totally right you better like what you wear everyday for the next (usually) 5 years

  • @jjchaos2024
    @jjchaos2024 Рік тому +4

    “ROCK ON!!!!!!!” 👍🏻

  • @ropersix
    @ropersix 2 роки тому +23

    All the different guest appearances are what made Seinfeld so great. And the obscure Tim Stack was one of the best (not better than Bryan Cranston though of course).

  • @dennisosunde2609
    @dennisosunde2609 5 місяців тому +2

    😂 Seinfeld, oh Seinfeld 😂

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 роки тому +51

    “Kramer”…😏

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 2 роки тому +3

      So? What's that supposed to mean?

    • @ForexRevolution
      @ForexRevolution 2 роки тому +11

      he took the "just mention my name" literally lol, you suppose to say , kramer sais hi, or kramer sent me over here

  • @88pynogrl
    @88pynogrl 2 роки тому +20

    Cramer always knows someone who can give you a 30% discount.

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth 2 роки тому +3

      You can get 30 % off a sable hat from Lomez

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Рік тому +3

      ​​@@dspsblyuthThat was Bob Sacamano.

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Рік тому

      @@Rubyofthedead does he have a castle at Windsor?

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 10 місяців тому +5

    "So your tunneling to the centre of the earth?"

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 2 місяці тому

    Love Kramer's slight chuckle when saying "Gloria-VenterBELT Collection".

  • @Dogstersanimations
    @Dogstersanimations 5 місяців тому +2

    0:51 WERE BEHIND YA AQUABOY, GODSPEED

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb 2 роки тому +3

    All hopped up on cinnamon swirls 🤣🤣🤣

  • @worriedman8634
    @worriedman8634 2 роки тому +2

    Whomever is creating these, thank you. You are appreciated.

  • @bradford_shaun_murray
    @bradford_shaun_murray 2 роки тому +4

    1:57 an exciting frame is a good frame.

  • @samsmith4216
    @samsmith4216 Рік тому +6

    No one recognizes Timothy Stack from Night Stand and Son of a Beach! He's a genius comedic talent.

  • @MrBmick79
    @MrBmick79 2 роки тому +3

    I just watched this episode the other night at my friend's house. I need to get streaming service going to binge watch.

  • @ahotdj07
    @ahotdj07 2 роки тому +4

    @3:39 - that is my favorite part of this episode. May I have one of those madame!

  • @jntj3007
    @jntj3007 Рік тому +2

    "...all hopped up...!" HAHAHAHA!

  • @tristramcoffin926
    @tristramcoffin926 2 роки тому +4

    2:54 Who writes stuff like this? Haha. Just the best ever.

  • @Khun_Tim
    @Khun_Tim 2 роки тому +14

    Love seeing my family friend Tim Stack in this episode!

  • @gregmurphy1441
    @gregmurphy1441 2 роки тому +39

    May I have one of those, madam?

  • @martinvera5962
    @martinvera5962 2 роки тому +8

    Kramer 🤓🤣🤣

  • @RBS_
    @RBS_ Рік тому +1

    ...never knew Jason Alexander can rock a 'square-cut'! (4:19) ...whatta set O' GAMS! ..ha-HAA!

  • @il_goose2371
    @il_goose2371 2 роки тому +3

    “Yes they are bold”

  • @madkittyjoey70
    @madkittyjoey70 11 місяців тому +4

    The guy who played the part of a blind man in this episode was Ron and Clint Howard's real father Rance Howard.

  • @markadams9335
    @markadams9335 4 місяці тому +1

    “He was running from a BEE.”

  • @LuisFerreira-kn2nn
    @LuisFerreira-kn2nn 4 місяці тому +2

    This was one of the best episodes. George, spot a penny without is glasses, 7 yards away, then he mistakes a onion for a apple. One of the funniest

  • @Fakename70
    @Fakename70 2 роки тому +20

    You know the old guy was also in the episode where Kramer and Newman make the run to Michigan with the soda cans, right? Just keep your hands away from his daughter.

    • @CogensFamilyTV
      @CogensFamilyTV 2 роки тому +1

      That is Rance Howard...Ron Howard's dad.

    • @Fakename70
      @Fakename70 2 роки тому +2

      @@CogensFamilyTV
      Okay, but just remember what I said about his daughter.

    • @Ifyernotawakeyet
      @Ifyernotawakeyet 2 роки тому

      Slight correction: bottles, not cans. No redemption value for cans.

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Рік тому +2

      @@Ifyernotawakeyet It was both.

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Рік тому

      @@CogensFamilyTV ...and the "Smog Strangler" from "The Trip" was played by Clint Howard, Ron Howard's younger brother.

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu Рік тому +5

    Kramer was ON FIRE in this episode

  • @hellomoto1
    @hellomoto1 2 місяці тому +1

    This really makes you wonder how many of Kramer's unseen "friends" are not just people he can blackmail at any moment.

  • @nickjames464
    @nickjames464 2 роки тому +3

    We're behind you Aquaboy! Godspeed!

  • @Linda-in9ns
    @Linda-in9ns 2 роки тому +9

    Omgosh so dang funny!!! 👓🤣👍

  • @justinherbert9146
    @justinherbert9146 2 роки тому +8

    Ron Howard's father Rance plays the blind guy - Rance Howard - why didn't he ever get his own series?

  • @JustVisiting
    @JustVisiting 2 роки тому +7

    Opie’s Dad returns.

  • @missvegan2607
    @missvegan2607 Рік тому +4

    Kramer is the best 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @funnybones2677
    @funnybones2677 2 роки тому +3

    Lol 😂 may I have one of those madam 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dorothymead6245
    @dorothymead6245 8 місяців тому +1

    Great episode 😂!!

  • @edmerc92
    @edmerc92 5 місяців тому +2

    I love how George literally (and only) mentions Kramer’s name 😂

  • @jordan9164
    @jordan9164 3 місяці тому

    I like how you can clearly see there’s nothing in Kramer’s cup and still pretends to take a sip.

  • @meachster4316
    @meachster4316 Рік тому +1

    The best Tim Stack role was him playing himself on My Name Is Earl!

  • @anevabay9771
    @anevabay9771 Рік тому +2

    Kramer: the best personal trainer of all time!
    I need this man to get me off sugar fr.

  • @ssbeebs
    @ssbeebs 2 роки тому +2

    Cut Off the Best Part --- Geo Finds his Glasses on Top of his Locker!

  • @blackholeman
    @blackholeman 2 роки тому +2

    "May I have one of those, madam?"

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 2 роки тому +3

    "He runs on batteries!"

  • @ShiningTimeStudios475
    @ShiningTimeStudios475 Рік тому +2

    He can probably see the sea from those goggles.

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC 2 роки тому +8

    Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.

  • @giraffesareselfish9563
    @giraffesareselfish9563 2 роки тому +1

    The blind guy is Rance Howard, Ron Howard's dad, he was also the farmer who shot at Newman for messing with his daughter. Ron's brother Clint also appeared on a Seinfeld episode, he was the guy in the back of the police car with Jerry and George in LA. And of course they all 3 were on The Andy Griffith Show.

  • @daruddock
    @daruddock Рік тому +2

    When he says 'WILL be returned to their rightful owner' you can see Frank Costanza in him. I don't know now much of that was coincidental, but it's brilliant nonetheless.

  • @TTT-gu4kg
    @TTT-gu4kg Рік тому +1

    where's the ending where the glasses are on top of the lockers

  • @SpinThwomp
    @SpinThwomp Рік тому +2

    Now I understand
    Kramer didn’t argue for the discount because he cared about his friend. He argued for the discount because he didn’t want to see his friend pay full-price for humiliation.

  • @soccergal30ful
    @soccergal30ful Рік тому +1

    respect people that wear glasses, they are paying to see you.

  • @murchuan8782
    @murchuan8782 Рік тому +1

    Kramer.......😂

  • @joshblank1
    @joshblank1 Рік тому +3

    George and Kramer made the show

  • @15thillizon
    @15thillizon 2 місяці тому

    You can always count on George 😂😂

  • @r.travel57
    @r.travel57 9 місяців тому +1

    The blind man was Ron Howards dad...Rance.

  • @vrokhlenko
    @vrokhlenko Рік тому +1

    The optician is played by legendary Timothy Stack!!!!!

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 2 роки тому +1

    Exchange glasses on different frames ? That optician is next level.

  • @juniorfortune5873
    @juniorfortune5873 2 роки тому +2

    Where's Kramer when I need him!

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 2 роки тому +40

    I wear glasses, and I’m proud to say that I’ve never lost my glasses!

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 роки тому +3

      That’s a great feat to be honest

    • @javanesemystic
      @javanesemystic 2 роки тому +3

      Me too (KNOCKS WOOD) 🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 2 роки тому +10

      But are they from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection?

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti 2 роки тому +3

      I've had to wear corrective eyewear since I was six years old (for myopia/nearsightedness and astigmatism), and I really disliked them when I got my first set. I don't remember if it was fully accidental or partially intentional, but I can still remember when I was in first grade and how my late mother would have to delay driving my younger sister and me to school several mornings whilst she was helping me to find where I left my 👓. IIRC, there was more than one instance where they wound up being saved from going out in the garbage collection for the week. 😆

    • @alexmapp5444
      @alexmapp5444 2 роки тому

      @@GigglingStoners No

  • @Marcus.Robinson
    @Marcus.Robinson Рік тому +2

    Kramer… I’m mentioning his name

  • @cloudkitt
    @cloudkitt Рік тому +2

    I don't know what to tell you, Elton.

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 2 роки тому +2

    He couldn't keep a straight face with Kramer. How could you?

  • @joehauser7344
    @joehauser7344 9 місяців тому +1

    Who else is here because of Curb Season 12, Episode 1, investigating the possible Seinfeld-Curb Season 12 connection?

  • @robjackson5245
    @robjackson5245 Місяць тому

    It was at this time, that "Seinfeld" became the UPN Monday night lineup XD
    Quite ironic though that it was Thursday night, and "Seinfeld" originally aired on Mondays and Wedsnday

  • @mollari2261
    @mollari2261 2 роки тому +12

    Probably the single best episode of the entire series. Keeps you laughing from beginning to end!

  • @stephenpenrice1230
    @stephenpenrice1230 Рік тому +1

    A funny clip, but would have been better if it included Jerry saying, “I don’t know what to tell you, Elton.”