bro this video had all targets: gamers, people who watch video while shitting, red pill, blue pill, gays, homophobics, a lot more and they get more and more specific each reference what the fuck. I love it.
Fun fact: Legend says the Lombards of Italy got their name from the Germanic Lon Bard (long beard) because once while all the men were away at war, their capital was invaded so all their women braided their (very long) hair under their chins to look like beards, so that Odinn would favour them and help them win the battle (since Odinn was long-bearded and apparently favoured warriors who looked like him). Not making this up, you can look it up. (Odiinn was into it so they won.)
Or that it was a super deep cut from when he had short hair and he waited this long to complete the joke. I feel like Al's got that level of commitment to this lol
I went a few years without cutting my hair. Then I joined the military.... I'm almost 10 years into being clean shaved and short haired. I genuinely can't wait to completly stop shaving and cutting my hair. I know it'll be rough for a year or so. And I don't care. Because once I retire, I plan on immediately becoming a crotchety, angry vet.
There was literally so much whiplash in this video yet its genuinely SO accurate. Been wondering what to do with my hair lately. I guess its around that point in time where all guys collectively debate what to do with their style choices or something lol.
Ok speaking from personal experience of both having super waist length hair, and then shaving it to 3/8" right after I got sent home during COVID: DON'T. CUT IT. YES having a fuzzy head is fun and YES it is nice not having to spend eons in the shower washing it and finding your hair everywhere, but. BUT. THE SWEAT IN THE HEAT. I had ZERO appreciation for the fact that my hair held all of that sweat out of my face until my first summer with no hair and DEAR SWEET BABY JEBUS. SWEAT BURNS YOUR EYEBALLS. AND IT *POURS*. and ok cool yeah beanies fit your head better when it's cold BUT YOUR HAIR IS A LITERAL BLANKET THAT KEEPS YOU WARM IN THE COLD. and when it's hot, all you gotta do is throw it up into a sick messy bun and *boom*. Classy. I promise you. Just take more care of what you have. Keep the trims up to keep it healthy, and ABSOLUTELY explore the benefits of a proper scalp massage. Heaven
Thank you for caring for us, Al ! I don't know what I would have done if you had cut them. They smell so good with that cherry hair-care shampoo you've been buying at that store 14.3miles from your home ! And don't worry, I'm absolutely not looking when you're secretly applying ointment on your 4 cheeks every morning at 7:49...
@@mauricemario3226 you live with a woman huh? I know that move. My ex thought I had bowel cancer I was in there so much….it made eventually faking my death much easier though.
the funny thing is when i turned this video on i was completely fine and halfway through my stomach started hurting so i got on the toilet 😭 what powers does this man have
That pooping and gaming roast. I lost it at "2000 calories of Chipotle" 😂😭 I felt so flamed. I like long hair on a guy though as I love to grab and pull 👀
Do not cut your hair, but trim every 1-2 months. Just ask the hairdresser (go to a salon, they know long hair unlike most barbers) to take off the bad ends/splits.
I was just thinking of getting a hair cut, I had just died in a game, I was on my phone, and I was using the restroom. This is the most perfectly relatable and aggressively targeted video of all time. 5 stars!
bro this video had all targets: gamers, people who watch video while shitting, red pill, blue pill, gays, homophobics, a lot more and they get more and more specific each reference what the fuck. I love it.
I just sat on the toilet and THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE
I'm on the toilet
Same lol@@MazenHamdy76
This video has a wide appeal lol
Currently letting out a river of hot lava and this is how I’m getting targeted. How dare he 😂
The delivery of "WENCH" killed me bro, a masterpiece as always
i immediate came to the replies bc ik ppl would have smth to say about it lmaooo
"First of all, how did you get out of your cage, WENCH!" I absolutely died 😂😂😂😂
😂
Gave me serious Ash vibes
@@bradr3541 lol I thought Borat 😅
I had to stop the short for a few seconds 😂😂😂
“Okay you should stop shitting now”
I wish I could, but I can’t stop it.
Dude, I lifted the toilet lid up when he said that 😅
"Okay, you should stop shitting now."
Me literally sitting here done shitting, watching UA-cam, hahaha😂😂
S A M E
Get off my toilet, I'm trying to finish shitting
S A M E
S A M E 😭
s a m e 😔
Oh, god. I got whiplash from the number of twists.
i am first, end my suffering
Don't shit in the water
ultrakill reference
I can't attract girls or men, only mathematical symbols.
eiπ 😍
Not even some fruits. I like me some good apple π
Hi pie
@@naxyan1193-1🥰
Dude it's π
Watching this from my bed, that "stop shitting right now" felt like a personal attack :(
He's not your real mom anyway 😂
Are you sh!tting the bed? 😂
So did you stop?
@@betsysipe5512 dang this made me laugh way to hard nice.
are you still pooping in the bed?
I love how he bleeps “f*ck” but full out says “sh*t” 🤣
This isn't even a skit, this is a PSA
Can’t argue this logic.
I have no idea where to start... Or if I disagree.
@@twiggygrl84😭
696 likes. Nice.
@@user-yp5gk1ts2k Weird sex move if you think about it
It's true, there is nothing more attractive to a man than shoulder or even waist long hair, and a full beard, bonus points if it's braided.
Fun fact: Legend says the Lombards of Italy got their name from the Germanic Lon Bard (long beard) because once while all the men were away at war, their capital was invaded so all their women braided their (very long) hair under their chins to look like beards, so that Odinn would favour them and help them win the battle (since Odinn was long-bearded and apparently favoured warriors who looked like him). Not making this up, you can look it up.
(Odiinn was into it so they won.)
Emphasis on the FULL beard
@@nickmilo932💀
@@vitriolicAmaranth Beards win fights confirmed
@@nickmilo932I have a full beard.
She’s called Stephanie and she’s an idiot.
Bro broke about 256 walls in this video
bro told me to stop shitting rn when I am struggling with diarrhea. nice timing
"I fking hate this shit!.. But I'll regret it if I cut it"- this is so accurate
Half believed Al would get a haircut for this video.
Or that it was a super deep cut from when he had short hair and he waited this long to complete the joke. I feel like Al's got that level of commitment to this lol
Nah, he's never cutting his hair
@@paparoo9924like VSauce
@@Not_Thebadguy dont make it a challenge👿
God no, long hair is brilliant
“First of all… how did you get out of your cage WENCH?!”.😂😂😂😂 Thank you.
"How did you get out of the cage" 💀💀💀
“Wench!” 💀💀💀
_wench_ 😂
i am first, give me a wish
"HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAGE, WENCH" lmfao holy hell that sent me to the abyss fr
So out of left field 😅
This might be your best video yet, Al.
I was midway through a sip when the wench line hit, damn near fucked up my new shirt. Thanks Al.
"okay u should stop shitting now"
that genuinely scared me pwq
It was all a dream as you wake up with crap everywhere
@@ReedSmoot-r9b the best thing I've read today
@@ReedSmoot-r9b Did MLK say that?
"First of all, how did you get out of your cage?...wench" 💀
This video was slightly more chaotic than your other videos.
As a women. Please if you have long hair dont cut it, once a long hair boi always a long hair boi
PLEASE MEN RESIST THE URGES TO CUT YOUR HAIR. Men always cut their hair right before it gets in a perfect length. Long live men with long hair 🙏
as a man with long hair thank you
Seems expensive
I went a few years without cutting my hair.
Then I joined the military....
I'm almost 10 years into being clean shaved and short haired.
I genuinely can't wait to completly stop shaving and cutting my hair.
I know it'll be rough for a year or so. And I don't care. Because once I retire, I plan on immediately becoming a crotchety, angry vet.
Yeah that early period is bad but after that you become great
Before every prawnstache comes a pdfstache
🍻 at least sit on the porch and yell at the kids. Gotta keep some of these traditions going
I'm so glad Al is my proctologist. 😆 Keeping my movements timed and regular.
Ok but Al’s hair actually is really good looking to me
This feels like a fever dream
I love Al and his long masculine hair
Oh my God, he's onto us, girls 😭😭😭
girl aljokes viewer???
@@butterfork717 😉
@@butterfork717 nah, they're joking
@@butterfork717 Nah that's some kind of trick, don't get fished
"It's not possible..."
- Muscular man with long hair
As someone with long hair that attracts men, I approve this message
Hey hot stuff, what’s your favourite flavour of condom?
Fr....
Same for me dude. Got hit on by two dudes at a night club one night. They stopped a few seconds later after they realized I was a guy
Same bruh
me looking literally like heavy from TF2:
"cut what?"
That WENCH line was immaculate
I can't stop sh...ing now!!
There are so many layers to this, yet it's still easy to follow the train of "thought" 😂
This video has enough twists and turns to be a rollercoaster
Deadpool breakin the fourth wall type shit
The “how’d you get out of your cage WENCH” came so outta left field I’m dying 😭😭
There was literally so much whiplash in this video yet its genuinely SO accurate. Been wondering what to do with my hair lately. I guess its around that point in time where all guys collectively debate what to do with their style choices or something lol.
buzz it. u dont know what it will look like if u dont, and if u dont like it itll just grow back
Ok speaking from personal experience of both having super waist length hair, and then shaving it to 3/8" right after I got sent home during COVID: DON'T. CUT IT. YES having a fuzzy head is fun and YES it is nice not having to spend eons in the shower washing it and finding your hair everywhere, but. BUT. THE SWEAT IN THE HEAT. I had ZERO appreciation for the fact that my hair held all of that sweat out of my face until my first summer with no hair and DEAR SWEET BABY JEBUS. SWEAT BURNS YOUR EYEBALLS. AND IT *POURS*. and ok cool yeah beanies fit your head better when it's cold BUT YOUR HAIR IS A LITERAL BLANKET THAT KEEPS YOU WARM IN THE COLD. and when it's hot, all you gotta do is throw it up into a sick messy bun and *boom*. Classy.
I promise you. Just take more care of what you have. Keep the trims up to keep it healthy, and ABSOLUTELY explore the benefits of a proper scalp massage. Heaven
How many fourth wall breaks man...
I can't think of a group of people you didn't mention directly over this 😂
Thank you for caring for us, Al !
I don't know what I would have done if you had cut them.
They smell so good with that cherry hair-care shampoo you've been buying at that store 14.3miles from your home !
And don't worry, I'm absolutely not looking when you're secretly applying ointment on your 4 cheeks every morning at 7:49...
You too? Let’s do it together some time
Bro assplaned a whole theory relatively
The "You don't look like that" has tough love motivational speaker energy. Like ouch, damn...
Guys, I’m starting to worry that Alex isn’t getting out enough. Talking to different personas of yourself all day every day cannot be healthy
I can't comprehend the amount of insecurity one would have to have to tell their partner to cut their hair for this reason.
I'm literally on the toilet 🚽😅. But I'm not shitting😅
Doing something else while on the toilet, huh?
@@eslnoob191 jus bored and sitting on it
@@mauricemario3226 you live with a woman huh? I know that move. My ex thought I had bowel cancer I was in there so much….it made eventually faking my death much easier though.
He never fucking misses
the funny thing is when i turned this video on i was completely fine and halfway through my stomach started hurting so i got on the toilet 😭 what powers does this man have
That pooping and gaming roast. I lost it at "2000 calories of Chipotle" 😂😭 I felt so flamed. I like long hair on a guy though as I love to grab and pull 👀
Fun fact, the video ended as nine sols finished loading
nothing more attractive than a fellow nine sols enjoyer.
Yes I will
😂 Had me at " this is your sign to get a buzz cut video" what tf was that voice
Do not cut your hair, but trim every 1-2 months.
Just ask the hairdresser (go to a salon, they know long hair unlike most barbers) to take off the bad ends/splits.
"Friends don't let friends get friends haircuts" -Mike Inez
Whoever did the spanish track, good job!
this video breaks the 4th wall (i was shitting at the beginning and stopped at the end)
Lmao the wench part....reminds me of my brother coming out of the basement after gaming all day 🤣
I was just thinking of getting a hair cut, I had just died in a game, I was on my phone, and I was using the restroom. This is the most perfectly relatable and aggressively targeted video of all time. 5 stars!
"Your cage ? " I'm dying !
Everyone catching strays with this one xD
This is THE BEST AL VIDEO ever, can’t be topped, no one will change my mind
Demolishing the fuck out of that 4th wall here.
I indeed stopped shitting when it was over 😂
One of the best videos by you by far keep it up love it
The wench part sounded like a Daniel tosh joke 😂 I love it
Bro actively knew I was shitting...
Yo what i litterally got a messege from my mom to buzz, the timing on this vid.
This one was surprisingly relatable (at least the considering cutting my hair while wanting it to stay relatively long part)
"okay you should stop shitting now" caught lacking...
I unironically love your long hair
I live your hair tbh
This video gave me major Deadpool energy
This might be one of your best ever!
"i dont like this shit but i know ill regret it if i cut it" is real asf
Dude knows everything about me… I never even realized how much better guys with long hair look
As a gay man who loves muscular handsome men with short or super short hair, I view this as an absolute win
Bro your hair is awesome tho fr
A 1-minute short has more layers than Inception, how does he do it
I'm horrified by how accurate his timing was with what I was doing
BRO FRFR EVERY GUY IN MY SCHOOL GIT A BUZZ AND THE LOOK ABSOLUTELY CLAPPED
"you are taking a shit right now" THE FACT HES RIGHT I AM
“How did you get out of your cage” 😂😂😂
As someone who was going to donate my hair to charity, thanks for changing my mind, I need long ass hair.
My man... You just convinced me! Best shit ever!!
"yeh... Thats right..." 💀
this man knows his stuff
BRO IM LITERALLY TAKING A SHIT RN 😂😂😂
Am on my bed actually. Also Al stopped giving a SHIT, an just did a *ROCKET JUMP!* out of that closet! 😂
This is the first video I see after waking up from a fever dream, I might still be in it
People keep asking me when I should cut my hair, my gf is telling me how I should cut it as well. This brings smile to my face 😂
Bro really had to call me out like that while I'm on my porcelain throne 😑😮💨
I didn’t expect to be called out like that 😭
Dude I am saving this video and send it to a friend that is higher than the clouds. I had a hard time following this video so imagine them💀💀
You do you man I honestly like the long locks.
Man, Jessica must be pissed right now
Thank you for the "stop shitting" reminder, I really needed it!! 😅
Watched this on the shitter... Dude don't miss😂
Al your hair is fire stop dissing yourself