MST3K: The Touch of Satan (FULL MOVIE)

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  • @kenimiller3896
    @kenimiller3896 4 роки тому +730

    Hey, I'm in this movie, in the crowd in the witch burning scene!
    My greatest achievement: Being in a movie bad enough to be good enough for MST3000!

  • @TheestofHaxors
    @TheestofHaxors 4 роки тому +592

    My old history teacher let us watch this in his classroom during our lunch period, so in turn for his birthday I got him a tshirt that says "This is where the fish lives!"

    • @SalveRegina8
      @SalveRegina8 4 роки тому +16

      The73313stofHaxors well done!👏

    • @jackieschofield7041
      @jackieschofield7041 3 роки тому +22

      Your history teacher sounds awesome.

    • @LeortisBooks
      @LeortisBooks 3 роки тому +4

      Awesome teacher, but how did he justify showing it in class?
      Oh, I read that wrong lol my bad.

    • @HisDudeness1972
      @HisDudeness1972 3 роки тому +2

      That’s awesome 👏 I must have that shirt.

    • @EmilyKresl
      @EmilyKresl 3 роки тому +5

      A plus 😅

  • @MyYTaccountName
    @MyYTaccountName 4 роки тому +250

    My nightly therapy, puts me right to bed with the carelessness of being a teenager and watching this on cable back in the 90’s. I miss those days.

    • @jackmiller2404
      @jackmiller2404 4 роки тому +13

      I feel you, dude

    • @cerealvapist333
      @cerealvapist333 2 роки тому +10

      Been doing the same for 3 years straight now.

    • @youngkent
      @youngkent 2 роки тому +12

      It’s been the last thing I watch most nights for over 10 years 🙂

    • @potatopower4026
      @potatopower4026 2 роки тому +7

      I have a playlist that I listen to every night and it's all MST3K. I rearrange and add to it now and then but it puts me to sleep comfortably also. Unless there is a youtube ad blasting me awake lol

    • @CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS
      @CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS 2 роки тому +10

      My most quoted of all mst3k scenes.. "this song is in the public domain. That's why we used it twice."

  • @ryanslattery3936
    @ryanslattery3936 3 роки тому +213

    Want to thank Mike and the bots for helping me get threw some real hard times. Thanks guys

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 2 роки тому +15

      I feel that man. Ya listen to these folks and you know there's still good out there, and gotta smile

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 Рік тому +7

      Ditto

    • @nathanbarger3449
      @nathanbarger3449 Рік тому +11

      I agree 💯. I don't have any family except for my pets. This show provides me laughs. And takes my mind off how hard and lonely life is.

    • @ianbyron7464
      @ianbyron7464 Рік тому +4

      Me too.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 Рік тому +7

      I hope you're doing well! I hope all of y'all are happy and healthy and whole!

  • @michaelmaldonado3092
    @michaelmaldonado3092 4 роки тому +137

    22:34
    Sweaty Luther : "Best darn cider in the whole country. I made it myself. I put peanuts in it."
    Crow: "I sure hope he said PEANUTS."

    • @mikeeihusen5194
      @mikeeihusen5194 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO!!!!!!!

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog 11 місяців тому

      broooo

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 місяців тому

      In the stripped club, straight up “jorking it”. And by “it”, well, haha. Let’s just say. My peanits

  • @DeathShouldTakeMeNow
    @DeathShouldTakeMeNow 5 років тому +146

    "I sure love the Yelling Channel." 20 years later and it still cracks me up lol

  • @MrScaryLemonHead
    @MrScaryLemonHead 5 місяців тому +9

    Coming home, in junior high, late in the weekends, my dad would some times be up and watching this.
    It’s because of him I started watching… that was like 1988…
    So many episodes… so nany VHS tapes!!!

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 7 років тому +343

    "Is that your car?"
    "Mind if I skip rocks across it?"
    That bit always makes me laugh out loud.

  • @nrqed
    @nrqed 5 років тому +263

    "A farmer down the road got killed.."
    "Did they catch the killer?"
    "No, I am still at large."

    • @jeremyleveille1532
      @jeremyleveille1532 5 років тому +5

      Such a witty line!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 4 роки тому +8

      Gotta watch out for them fromokidal maniacs.

    • @AtomFA
      @AtomFA 4 роки тому +8

      @@HylianFox3 you better check your dictionatomy

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 Рік тому +1

      Man that's almost like one of those short horror riddles.

  • @mistiroberts1576
    @mistiroberts1576 Рік тому +24

    "This is where my tongue lives"
    "Your hoof is on my sneaker "
    😂😂😂😂

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 2 роки тому +52

    "I've said ZAA in better towns than this."
    Right up there with _The Final Sacrifice_ and _Boggy Creek 2_ as one of my favorite MST's, for sure.

    • @JBfan88
      @JBfan88 Рік тому +3

      And Mitchell, right? Right???

    • @Goawaykidyoubotherme
      @Goawaykidyoubotherme 10 місяців тому

      The brunette in Boggy Creek. Fuck ya

    • @allenmacneel1572
      @allenmacneel1572 7 місяців тому

      Who likes his scotch by the quart!!!!! Lol!!​@@JBfan88

  • @theskipper3203
    @theskipper3203 6 років тому +130

    “🎼 “When there’s just a touch of Satan in your heart...” 🎼 lol. Servo actually has a pretty good singing voice!

  • @lp8469
    @lp8469 4 роки тому +60

    There is no devil.
    Crow: I've seen his food cake!"
    Lost it!!!😂😂😂

  • @emmyarellano3704
    @emmyarellano3704 4 роки тому +67

    "May your tomatoes be flavorless!" that line kills me every damn time!😂

  • @marycoronado7453
    @marycoronado7453 7 років тому +111

    "this is where the fish live"
    "this is where my tongue lives"
    "please not in front of the fish"

  • @CharlesLaughtonFan
    @CharlesLaughtonFan 2 роки тому +25

    RIP Clu Gulager 1928 - 2022

  • @CircuitsAndStrings
    @CircuitsAndStrings 9 років тому +181

    "This song is in the public domain. That's why we've used it twice."

  • @billjoe39
    @billjoe39 7 років тому +143

    Not to be missed.....this is among the very best from the MST3K series......full of laughs at the old lady's expense.

    • @brianschroeder2292
      @brianschroeder2292 Рік тому +3

      I'm Margaret rawhide chew! Did a Turkey in a wig? Just talk to me.

    • @billjoe39
      @billjoe39 Рік тому +3

      @@brianschroeder2292 ' ( she is ) the last days of Edgar Winter' -'I sleep on the left side of the (tiny) bed if it's ok with you'

  • @DevilboyScooby
    @DevilboyScooby 7 років тому +158

    "It's just...we live on a farm"
    Crow: "We don't raise boyfriends" XD

  • @vladnefarious
    @vladnefarious 8 років тому +247

    Remember everyone! Only use a touch of Satan, or it overpowers the whole recipe!

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 6 років тому +23

      Thanks for the warning... wouldn't want to spoil the walnuts

    • @Occams_Racer
      @Occams_Racer 4 роки тому +13

      Too bad this movie didn't follow the recipe.

    • @stevep8445
      @stevep8445 4 роки тому +9

      Not a pinch of Satan?

    • @dynostretch9215
      @dynostretch9215 4 роки тому +9

      I'll keep that in mind when preparing my next dinner of Devil Fish.

    • @DexholderMark
      @DexholderMark 2 роки тому

      Much like Mrs. Dash, a little Dash will do ya

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 років тому +127

    "Well, the plot's not going to unfold itself..." - how I love MST3K - it's like watching something with my sarcastic friends on their best days, but they are at their best during every episode 😉

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 3 роки тому +6

      Do you watch RedLetterMedia? The do reviews of old, bad movies and it’s hilarious

    • @iancooper1466
      @iancooper1466 3 роки тому +3

      @@ItsBunnyBuns red letter media are GOATs

    • @crinklecunt
      @crinklecunt 2 роки тому +3

      The walnuts aren't gonna milk themselves

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 7 років тому +72

    "You can't eat ham just anywhere..." I'm dying... it's the little things you miss unless you watch every episode multiple times. Another reason this show is such a gift that keeps on giving!

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr? Over and over I am just amazed.

    • @ReallyVerySomething
      @ReallyVerySomething 2 роки тому +2

      Another food related delivery (no pun intended) I just lose it every time is when they are sitting at a very tense table (post murder) the way Mike says "You took too many porkchawps" . My favorite episode!

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 роки тому +1

      Watch out for snakes!

  • @Arnamus73
    @Arnamus73 9 років тому +85

    Melissa: "Will you stay here a few days?"
    Crow: "...by this log and don't move."
    Jody: "Huh?"
    Melissa: "Stay here with me."
    Mike: "What?"
    Tom: "Stay here."
    Mike: "Huh?"
    Tom: "Stay! Here!"

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 6 років тому +12

      STAY!!!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 роки тому +4

      “Grandma Kramer”

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 2 роки тому +1

      Just picturing the bots giving Jody a hard time. 😄

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 2 роки тому

      "My father is a Russian count and when the bolsheviks came..."
      "stop it"
      "ok my father is a lawyer.."
      "..in the Tsar's court"

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 7 років тому +319

    "A kind of hip Satan who solves crimes"
    What an absurd notion! (goes back to watching _Lucifer_)

  • @kgpar1960
    @kgpar1960 5 років тому +45

    "I usually like the left side of the bed, if that's OK." "Didi a plucked turkey ina wig just talk to me???" LOVE IT!!!

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 2 роки тому +29

    The best thing about this movie is that, with how badly paced the dialogue is, they can riff on it and somehow barely talk over the movie.

    • @PerfectKirby
      @PerfectKirby 8 місяців тому +3

      What’s even funnier is that one of the few times they do talk over the movie is early on when Melissa calls Lucinda “my sister”, so the audience might not know this detail until much later lol

  • @bamboshbubb2594
    @bamboshbubb2594 8 років тому +176

    i want a sign in an aquarium that just says "This is where the fish lives"

    • @thechevyferrari9559
      @thechevyferrari9559 4 роки тому +6

      Do the fish sashay through the sarcasm as well?

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 роки тому +4

      @@thechevyferrari9559 - Stop it.

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 роки тому +1

      @@thechevyferrari9559 - Btw, one viewing of Blood Waters of Dr. Z was all I could handle.

  • @JoeLibby
    @JoeLibby 8 років тому +113

    The line "Oh, and go Packers, but mostly burn the witch" is a callback to THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION, which also featured Robert Easton.

    • @PerfectKirby
      @PerfectKirby 8 років тому +23

      You've been hittin' the BOOZE again!

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio 7 років тому +6

      not gonna lie. i geeked out when i saw mr easton.cool to see he did other films

    • @BRIANPOWER1977
      @BRIANPOWER1977 7 років тому +10

      Go spiders Go!

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 4 роки тому +3

      But he's tired... and repulsive and stupid.

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster 4 роки тому +3

      William Matthews like all ant-eaters.

  • @TomatoSpud5
    @TomatoSpud5 8 років тому +117

    So Carnation got word about this film called 'The Touch of Satan' and said, yes, this is definitely something our brand should be associated with.

    • @sardonicus76
      @sardonicus76 4 роки тому +10

      Carnation...or, tarnation? Think about it, won’t you?

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 9 років тому +57

    This entire episode is one of my favorites, but the opening credit sequence in particular has some of the strongest riffing I've ever heard in such a compacted length of time.

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 2 роки тому

      It makes me laugh so hard I can’t breathe every single freaking time. I almost didn’t make it this time around. And that’s just fine.

    • @okaysingtome7495
      @okaysingtome7495 2 роки тому +3

      Sight see on your own time, Beelzebub!

  • @GrixieKong
    @GrixieKong 5 років тому +52

    “Good. So we’re both in the clutches of Satan because you wanted seconds.”
    Worth it.

  • @ingsoc3125
    @ingsoc3125 9 років тому +280

    *laughing*
    "And then he died!"
    That always kills me.

  • @essayons7
    @essayons7 7 років тому +56

    Not sure if anyone else caught this, but at 34:41, when Jody says "she's an old woman" and the riff goes on "they don't know what they're doing half the time" is a reference to a line in 12 Angry Men.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 2 роки тому +4

      12 Angry Men is one of my favorite movies and even I missed that! Thanks!

  • @MrU4theChillWind
    @MrU4theChillWind 9 років тому +424

    I like this episode. It's where the fish lives.

    • @doedipus
      @doedipus 9 років тому +22

      MrUnite4thechildren I like your comment. it's where the fish lives.

    • @MrU4theChillWind
      @MrU4theChillWind 9 років тому +32

      doedipus Gosh, thanks. Here, have a fresh farm-raised walnut.

    • @robinhoodwasasocialist.1401
      @robinhoodwasasocialist.1401 7 років тому +9

      MrUnite4thechildren it's not my favorite but for some reason it's the one I watch the most. I must have a soft spot for terrible 70's movies.

    • @britishcig5462
      @britishcig5462 6 років тому +8

      Stop it!

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 років тому

      @@doedipus What kind of fish?

  • @CJ-hz1uj
    @CJ-hz1uj 3 роки тому +20

    “Wow, look at the smoke, everybody must be burning their grandma today.”😂

  • @coSMia2010
    @coSMia2010 4 роки тому +48

    "Did a plucked turkey in a wig just walk in my room?"
    That line always makes me laugh! 😂
    This is one of my favorite episodes!

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 Рік тому +1

      This is one of my favs too, it's actually the first episode I ever saw!

  • @deivi1
    @deivi1 8 років тому +132

    I sure love the yelling channel

  • @thickmclargehuge4448
    @thickmclargehuge4448 9 років тому +145

    "god I hope he said 'peanuts'.."
    " walnuts are just tearing thru the hay."

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 9 років тому +7

      thick MclargeHuge Those are some of the best lines."Nice door I'd like to see it crumpled up next to my bed... oh wait."One more thing > Buff Drinklots!!!

    • @Raulbikcube
      @Raulbikcube 6 років тому +9

      “There’s been a walnut uprising!”

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 6 років тому +5

      Just don't spook the walnuts

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 4 роки тому +3

      WALNUT STAMPEDE!

    • @budmeasap
      @budmeasap 3 роки тому +3

      "How many head of walnuts do you have?"

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 8 років тому +236

    The 70's were a much simpler time, when 300 dollars and a maverick could take you anywhere you wanted. Like into the clutches of the Dark Lord!

    • @Tbillow
      @Tbillow 6 років тому +7

      It still CAN!!!! :*)

    • @jonericus
      @jonericus 5 років тому +9

      These days you don't even need $300, just having a maverick after all these years will do it!

    • @lakeviewviking
      @lakeviewviking 5 років тому +9

      Having owned a Maverick, this is half the laughs for me.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 роки тому +13

      I owned a VW van and maybe $75 when I met my first wife. You're right.

    • @terrytobias7572
      @terrytobias7572 4 роки тому +4

      My first car was an orange Maverick with a black interior. It didn't have power brakes OR power steering and it drove like a truck. Those were the days! (Sigh)

  • @chasjetty8729
    @chasjetty8729 2 роки тому +24

    This was always my favorite MST3K. I have laughed at the same jokes in this ad honestly as the first time every one of the hundreds of times I’ve watched this. I’ve never had that with anything else. Like to tears everytime they say it’s,”where the fish lives.” Its uncanny. And amazing. Grandma rotten apple face. Ahhh golden everytime.

    • @Kveldred
      @Kveldred 3 місяці тому

      This and _Peep Show_ are the only two things that have done that for me as well 😂

  • @ShyVioletIsShy
    @ShyVioletIsShy 4 роки тому +42

    "You know, if she had one more of these she'd be Melissa 'Two Sheds' Strickland..."

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 4 роки тому +9

      Now she's Melissa "No Sheds" Strickland

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 8 років тому +255

    I love the all the ZAAA! In this film, but I lament the lack of chicken, corn, peppers, chili (sigh) onions...

    • @jhlogue
      @jhlogue 8 років тому +45

      Stop it...

    • @Pentarax
      @Pentarax 8 років тому +15

      Oh, go stew in your grumpiness for a while :p

    • @jhlogue
      @jhlogue 8 років тому +31

      Stop it...

    • @jhlogue
      @jhlogue 8 років тому +30

      Stop it....

    • @PCGamer77
      @PCGamer77 8 років тому +37

      Johnny's stew is where the fish lives.

  • @TentinQuarantino_
    @TentinQuarantino_ 2 роки тому +14

    13:09 “Nope, I’m still at large”
    This made me scream laughter the first time and still cracks me up to this day, after probably a dozen views.

  • @dwdyer
    @dwdyer 9 років тому +91

    "I'm not going back, Jim." -- one of my favorite lines. Along with being on Clu Gulager alert.

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 4 роки тому +8

      I've heard that's a Star Trek reference. Does that sound right? I could check my dictionotomy. Really, could you inform me, please?

    • @TerrySilverhand
      @TerrySilverhand 4 роки тому +4

      I kept finding Monty Markham... I can't handle the pressure

    • @deandupont5503
      @deandupont5503 4 роки тому +4

      I kept hoping to spot John Saxon.

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 4 роки тому +4

      Whoever is on Clu Gulager alert needs to take it very seriously!

    • @johndetlie7853
      @johndetlie7853 3 роки тому +13

      @@maxtew6521 It is a Star Trek reference, specifically to the episode "This Side of Paradise", where Spock gets dosed with these spores that strip him of his emotional control, so he spends the rest of the episode hanging out with an old girlfriend and talking back to Kirk. The line is in reference to a moment where Kirk sees Spock swinging playfully from a tree; the camera zooms in abruptly on him, much like that introductory shot of Melissa. Funny enough, though, he never actually says "I'm not going back, Jim." in the episode. Apparently it had been a while since anyone on the MST writing team had seen the episode.

  • @morozcowhite5237
    @morozcowhite5237 4 роки тому +42

    Saw this with my parents in 1974-75 at a 2nd/3rd run drive-in. I was four or five - Lucinda haunted my dreams for a week!!!

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 роки тому +3

      Ouch, I know the feeling. The movie about the night stalker...Richard Ramirez?...was so appropriately shown at a slumber party I went to at 10 (what were the adults thinking??) and I didn’t sleep for literally four nights. I fell asleep in class! Awful. So yeah, I feel ya about Lucinda haunting your dreams, M Orozco White! Terrorized!

    • @FreejackVesa
      @FreejackVesa 2 роки тому +5

      I saw Troll (1986) back in 89, I was seven. I wasn't super terrified of the movie itself - except my brother who was nine had rigged some fishing line out his window, around the house, and attached it to a branch by my window so he could pull the line and the branch would scratch at my window, as if a monster. Combined that my parents had purchased the "My Pet Monster" doll as a birthday gift - after seeing Troll I wouldn't let the doll stay in my room. It had to sit in the hall because I thought it was alive and making noises in my room. Lol, got to hand it to my brother on that one, that's pretty good

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 Рік тому

      ​@@FreejackVesa I saw Troll at my friend's house on a sleepover. I was 7 or 8 so it was 93'/94'. It scared me so bad I had my dad come pick me up at like midnight. I was NOT used to scary movies at all.

    • @Mama-eu1ss
      @Mama-eu1ss Рік тому +2

      I miss drive in movies

  • @ew6588
    @ew6588 5 років тому +25

    This is my favorite episode.
    "Come sit with meee and Satan tooo He's your friend and miiine"

  • @fletchy40
    @fletchy40 9 років тому +74

    "It softens your hands while you do the dishes"

  • @michaelbeaudoin1518
    @michaelbeaudoin1518 7 років тому +27

    'Good night, fish!'
    'Gooood night, kids!!!' LOL

  • @kaylapreciousprincessarmst785
    @kaylapreciousprincessarmst785 Рік тому +9

    I love how Shout Factory allows us to view these treasures without charge. You all are the BEST. I was a MST3K fan from childhood, and being able to view them anytime I want now (without commercial breaks!) is the best gift. Thank you, thank you!

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 9 років тому +37

    "May the dark one hold your soul in his clutches.... I mean safe trip."

  • @JonKovach
    @JonKovach 5 років тому +68

    I love the chemistry of Kevin Mike and Bill. Most of my favorite episodes come from these three.

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 3 роки тому +3

      Absolutely.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 роки тому +9

      The Sci Fi Channel years were the shows peak.

    • @ReallyVerySomething
      @ReallyVerySomething 2 роки тому +3

      Yes and no (for me)...I thought the movies and riffing were way better, but I really loved the dynamics and host segments better in the Forrester-Frank era, right out of the gate of Frank's first (skanked while you sleep) appearance

    • @dropzone3415
      @dropzone3415 2 роки тому +4

      The Mike years are definitely the best, Kevin n Bill really found their voices. The riffs got better too. The tom n crows voices were too forced/goofy during Joel's episodes.

    • @marcherwitch9811
      @marcherwitch9811 2 роки тому +3

      i hope someone told you about rifftrax evdntually!

  • @maxtew6521
    @maxtew6521 4 роки тому +47

    At about 41:38, this film actually makes a good directorial move for any horror, thtiller, or exploitation film by having Lucinda subtly show up in the background upstairs window. I missed this for a long time, and found it kinda creepy when I saw it.

    • @provostroar
      @provostroar 2 роки тому +5

      I’ve seen this riff dozens of times. It used to be my go-to background noise. I’ve never noticed this. Dang.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 роки тому +2

      Max! I’m getting shivers! You’re so right about Lucinda in the window. Haa! Lercindah in the winder. But yeah...that moment could have been in a Hitchcock film. Yikes! Scary....

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 роки тому +3

      Damn-
      Just lurking up there. Plotting her next move.

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 2 роки тому +5

      Grandma dried apple face doesn’t miss a beat.

    • @TheLowLevelGamer
      @TheLowLevelGamer 5 місяців тому +1

      Holy crap. Nice touch. I always felt this movie could use a nice remake. It had a good concept. It just needed better pacing.

  • @halfmanhalfmetal
    @halfmanhalfmetal 9 років тому +38

    It's funny that the gas attendant who's riffed saying "Nope. I'm still at large." looks a lot like John Wayne Gacy.

  • @charlesbird781
    @charlesbird781 3 роки тому +28

    “You smell like canned tamales” is one of my all time favorite lines.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 роки тому

      That’s one of my favorite comments, Charlie! Ha, ew!

  • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
    @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 6 років тому +39

    10:20 Holy hell Jordan Cronenweth shot this? He's the cinematographer who shot Bladerunner. Well we all start somewhere I guess...

    • @knownfact4905
      @knownfact4905 Рік тому +3

      The photography was much better than the movie had a right to.

  • @andrewfrankovic6821
    @andrewfrankovic6821 4 роки тому +30

    In going back to the seventies, this was the kind of third feature you'd see at a drive-in in late November when, for some reason, the car wouldn't start until this ended . . . two hours after the snack bar closed. I still have frostbite flashbacks.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 роки тому +1

      Ouch, honey! Warm up, Andy. 😂

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 2 роки тому +2

      @@nonprofitgirl That sounds like Tom talking to Mike. Am I stating the obvious?

    • @taterboob
      @taterboob Рік тому

      Between MST3K and Joe Bob Briggs, I have developed such a love for cheesy 70s and 80s drive-in/42nd Street movies. Especially Italian exploitation and mockbuster movies from that era.

  • @joeblevins1061
    @joeblevins1061 8 років тому +25

    12:34 - "Citizen's arrest!" - A reference to an episode of the same name of "The Andy Griffith Show," memorable for Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors) yelling the phrase at Barney Fife (Don Knotts).

  • @RewindtheCassette
    @RewindtheCassette 9 років тому +79

    Thank you for uploading these! As someone who lives outside the US and can't obtain the DVDs without paying the huge shipping charges, these are a godsend. The annotations are great too, now I understand the riffs I didn't get the first time.

  • @bradhart6487
    @bradhart6487 2 роки тому +39

    There's something about the vibe of this movie that I actually do find creepy on its own...despite the fact that it is also one of the funniest episodes of the show.

    • @h2eh1s-
      @h2eh1s- 2 роки тому +16

      "nice town you got here"
      "You can't pay can ya"

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 роки тому +4

      What’s creepy....at all? 😂

  • @lilahphoenix4109
    @lilahphoenix4109 3 роки тому +13

    "Oh, that's right. I called the service to come around and burn my witch." I'm dead.

  • @ElevenDollarCheese
    @ElevenDollarCheese 4 роки тому +20

    I had actual tears.."I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade".

    • @kylewilmath6201
      @kylewilmath6201 4 роки тому +1

      For me it was the line:
      “Is that your car?”
      “Can I skip rocks across it.”

  • @alexdionisos
    @alexdionisos 3 роки тому +28

    "I don't need to take my fruit snack. But I will, because I want to" That line gets me every time.

  • @mikeo6383
    @mikeo6383 Рік тому +7

    28:28 cracks me up every single time!
    Crow: "Hallmark Hall of Fame presents The Touch of Satan."
    Tom: "Come sit with me. And Satan, tooo. He's youur friend and miiine" 😂

  • @MrGreatwolves
    @MrGreatwolves 8 років тому +29

    I always love the Rush references.

  • @BelleRose11000
    @BelleRose11000 Рік тому +7

    This has been my favorite episode of MST3k ever since I was in high school 🥰

  • @daniellenoble4705
    @daniellenoble4705 4 роки тому +18

    Tom Servo's singing gives me life.

  • @MusicalHell
    @MusicalHell 9 років тому +98

    Missed 1:21:36: "Oh, and don't join Al Pacino's law firm"--reference to the movie "The Devil's Advocate"

    • @cutiepuppy4427
      @cutiepuppy4427 9 років тому +10

      Musical Hell Oh, hai Diva.

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 роки тому

      You should also not join Al Pacino's law firm in And Justice For All, but that doesn't really go with the theme.

  • @Kathleennebel
    @Kathleennebel 4 роки тому +9

    “The walnuts are tearing threw the hay”... idk why but that one made me laugh so damn hard!!! And “the cup is superglued to my lip”.. 😂😂 “TALK QUICKER”..

  • @timtrozzo417
    @timtrozzo417 5 років тому +28

    For those who don't know,Beez McKeever(Steffi) is costume designer for the MST3k reboot.

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 роки тому +6

      I thought she was really good as Stephie. They should have given her more screen time.
      Cheers

    • @taterboob
      @taterboob Рік тому +3

      She can design my costumes all day, as far as I'm concerned.

    • @georgerafa5041
      @georgerafa5041 3 місяці тому

      Nobody gives a shit about that abomination of a reboot

  • @susanpumphrey354
    @susanpumphrey354 Рік тому +7

    1:00:14 "You took too many pork chops" absolutely SLAYS me every time. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WhatHaveIMade
    @WhatHaveIMade Рік тому +5

    Murderous Grandma Servo deserved to be a recurring character. Also, I never expected multiple Herbert von Karajan references across the entire series, much less in the same episode!

  • @SpectrumDiamond
    @SpectrumDiamond 9 років тому +71

    "Walnut ranch" is legendary.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 6 років тому +6

      Jessica Meszaros
      “What’s the matter?”
      “My prized walnut died.”

    • @SalveRegina8
      @SalveRegina8 4 роки тому +5

      We don’t grow boyfriends :(

    • @svenylford4047
      @svenylford4047 3 роки тому

      Walnut ranch sounds like it would be good on a salad

    • @CJ-hz1uj
      @CJ-hz1uj 3 роки тому

      Sven Ylförd, hmm, yes it does 🤔.

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 9 років тому +52

    9:38 "It's Tony Musante as kind of a hip Satan who solves crimes"
    Well, it's not Tony Musante, but this plot IS coming to FOX, next TV season.

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 7 років тому +14

      Gregory House, who would have thought an MST3K joke would come true...

  • @fucktardmst3kfan144
    @fucktardmst3kfan144 8 років тому +26

    "You guys scare me, hahaha!" signed, Satan.

  • @extraspooky819
    @extraspooky819 4 роки тому +32

    This is easily in my top 5 favorites along with the Brain that Wouldn't Die, Samson and the Vampire Women, Manos and MITCHELL!

    • @garybusey9941
      @garybusey9941 2 роки тому

      Who's that puffy guy who's a big blurry sex machine?

    • @FinanceFacts2024
      @FinanceFacts2024 2 роки тому +1

      That’s our Mitchel!

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 роки тому

      My, my my my MITCHELL. you got it, extra spooky

    • @JBfan88
      @JBfan88 Рік тому

      Mitchell is everyone's favorite

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +10

    Servo's grandma poking Mike in the neck with a little pitchfork is adorably terrifying.

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po 4 роки тому +9

    This was my first episode of MST3k back in the day. The wassail sketch at the beginning got me hooked for life.

  • @LordZontar
    @LordZontar 9 років тому +100

    It really all goes downhill for Jody after the "ZA" incident.

    • @Tbillow
      @Tbillow 6 років тому +4

      But he gets "2nds"?!!

    • @teejay1824
      @teejay1824 4 роки тому +2

      HAAAJKA!!!

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 4 роки тому +2

      "Not gonna ZA your way out of this one, pally"

    • @nyarg33
      @nyarg33 2 роки тому

      I'm so hungry, but I can't go back to the grocery store after that "zah" incident...

  • @yokumato
    @yokumato 3 роки тому +17

    The riffs of this episode are really epic, could not stop laughing!

  • @DanVanDam
    @DanVanDam 9 років тому +46

    Thank you MST3K for another full upload!~

  • @Jumbopoptv
    @Jumbopoptv 10 місяців тому +4

    “Who is it ? Its me”
    “Is captain hook there?” Lmao

  • @EATherridan
    @EATherridan 9 років тому +71

    Man, I'd just been wondering where the fish lived.

    • @richards3648
      @richards3648 9 років тому +6

      EATherridan And now we know... we learn something every day.

  • @nrrork
    @nrrork 9 років тому +35

    My aunt Robin used to make wassail at Christmas. She hasn't done it in the last couple years, but it's actually pretty good.

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, my landlord makes it, and his is DOPE. I look forward to it every year.

    • @laurallewien2165
      @laurallewien2165 4 роки тому +3

      Trader Joe's sells it at Christmas time and it's the bomb!!!

    • @everjustcuriousdesigns5190
      @everjustcuriousdesigns5190 4 роки тому +1

      I love my mom's wassail. I won't be getting any until after Christmas (they moved and I work retail...) but I'm looking forward to it!!!

  • @GraveyardPoet
    @GraveyardPoet 2 роки тому +8

    One of the most hilarious episodes.
    "Last days of Edgar Winter."
    "Walnuts are tearin' through this hay."
    "This is where the fish lives."
    "And then he died."
    "Have a good time. Have some toast or somethin' "
    "Killer Grandma. Locked in a barn. Something's not right here."
    "Did all the actors drink Robitussin before shooting?"
    "Someone's playing the cicada in the background."
    "This family has been pausing for centuries."
    "There's no witch in that house, well my daughter's sort of a witch but other than that, no witches."
    "Take my daughter, but spare my commemorative plates!"
    "Don't these people have butter to churn or taffy to pull?"
    "Grannies do swing on the outhouse door without their nighties."
    "The Devil is real. I felt him inside me." "That was acid reflux."
    "Grandma used to work for the LAPD."
    "Oh no, grandma's burning. She just got her job as a greeter at Walmart."
    "Wow, look at all that smoke. Everybody must be burning their grandmas today."

  • @georgewebber6313
    @georgewebber6313 4 роки тому +19

    "What do you get when you fall from grace? You only get cast into perdition!"

  • @FatherOfTwoPlays
    @FatherOfTwoPlays 7 років тому +13

    Glad you guys are gonna be back, I loved seeing this show again on Netflix, reminds me of evenings with my parents when I was young. We loved watching this show. Glad you have all this content on here for free too. You guys rock!!

  • @HersheyHemi
    @HersheyHemi Рік тому +10

    This may be a bad movie but seeing Lucinda in her bedroom window at 41:40 through 42:24 is really creepy!

  • @TheMrelvisvicious
    @TheMrelvisvicious 4 роки тому +14

    I don’t know what it is about this episode that always makes me crave CARNATION ICE CREAM.

  • @tuckerdidit5890
    @tuckerdidit5890 5 місяців тому +4

    This is such a depressing movie if you look past the riffs, ngl.
    "Hey you, odd family who live on the edge of the town, we're gonna blame you for everything bad that's happened to our village recently. BURN THE WITCHES!"
    "Please don't, we didn't curse anybody, we just want to exist..."
    "BURN THE WITCHES!"
    That part was so realistic it was depressing lol.

  • @charlesadams41
    @charlesadams41 7 років тому +23

    43:03 "I will shake the paint off your walls, honey"....ROFLMAO

  • @TimtheEnchanterOfYoutube
    @TimtheEnchanterOfYoutube 4 роки тому +12

    "Never try to deep fry a snowball"
    how do they come up with this stuff oh my god lmao

  • @construction24-76
    @construction24-76 Рік тому +8

    My favourite part. These walnuts are tearing through the hay 😂

  • @KBWeeds
    @KBWeeds 10 місяців тому +3

    I just realized that Melissa’s shack was the original home during the flashback when they tried to burn the witch.

  • @davidjunker2772
    @davidjunker2772 7 місяців тому +4

    1:24:58
    “Okay, kids, the picnic is this way and…..AAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

  • @4Mr.Crowley2
    @4Mr.Crowley2 9 місяців тому +5

    Signed: “You guys scare me! Hahaha! -Satan - lmfao

  • @blackwolf2060
    @blackwolf2060 4 роки тому +7

    Wassail is a beverage of hot mulled cider, drunk traditionally as an integral part of wassailing, a Medieval Christmastide English drinking ritual intended to ensure a good cider apple harvest the following year

  • @alasdairgoudie9459
    @alasdairgoudie9459 6 років тому +135

    This is where the comments live.

  • @sammavacaist
    @sammavacaist 4 роки тому +11

    The story here is actually pretty clever and compelling. If only someone could have competently made it.

  • @ChrisOliver4307
    @ChrisOliver4307 3 роки тому +9

    The cinematographer of this film also did "Blade Runner." He probably made a deal with Satan.

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 8 років тому +63

    Jodie is the dumbest hostage since John Forsythe in "Kitten With a Whip."

    • @deivi1
      @deivi1 8 років тому +16

      Captain Bud Sturguess Barely made it through that one due to how maddening his stupidity was. The foursome in 'Bloodlust' are another contender for dumbest hostages.

    • @SteelyBud
      @SteelyBud 8 років тому +8

      But you have to admit, Robert Reed's performance in "Bloodlust" was absolutely riveting! His rage, his desperation! Mike Brady was chewing the scenery!

    • @quester09
      @quester09 7 років тому +2

      Captain Bud Sturguess yep lol.

    • @davidschwartz6380
      @davidschwartz6380 6 років тому +1

      Atb39.35 i am afraid i may be dumb..i dont see the gal n satan connection? I do feel she is hiding something tho

    • @shanlange6331
      @shanlange6331 4 роки тому +1

      Captain Bud Sturguess ..
      John Was a loser, hate that film.