Please don't photoshop our honeymoon. (YIAY

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 22 тис.

  • @TheRealSullyG
    @TheRealSullyG 6 років тому +1875

    Excuse me, did you just refer to Loss as Lost? That offends me on a personal level, John.

  • @UnfamiliarEyes
    @UnfamiliarEyes 3 роки тому +733

    The more I look at this picture the more it looks photoshopped

    • @izzulazrizal702
      @izzulazrizal702 3 роки тому +18

      I like how the minecraft photoshop's tweet is "I rebuilt this shit. Why am i my life"

  • @sherbet3310
    @sherbet3310 5 років тому +3433

    2:48: So I decide to reverse this, right...?
    HE FREAKING SAID, “HAHAHA, YOU TOOK THE TIME TO PLAY THIS IN REVERSE!”
    I’M FILLED WITH ANGER AND SOME SORT OF RESPECT.

    • @id-aries
      @id-aries 5 років тому +30

      • Violett • how do you reverse something

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 років тому +83

      I used an app.

    • @RepaidChalice37
      @RepaidChalice37 5 років тому +25

      Thunder Storm I screen recorded it and edited it in snap chat

    • @IMP4CTstudios
      @IMP4CTstudios 4 роки тому +54

      Reverse psychology

    • @skybaker18
      @skybaker18 4 роки тому +5

      Baggy Jeans goddamn he psychic reader

  • @anemotic6608
    @anemotic6608 5 років тому +2225

    Did anybody else notice the minion on the other side of the tunnel at 0:57

  • @heyitsdeniz
    @heyitsdeniz 6 років тому +4904

    Request for Erin to make a “draw my life” video using Jack’s forehead as the whiteboard #yiay

  • @mendyc158
    @mendyc158 6 років тому +931

    1:30 got to love you watched the whole Drew video

    • @andreww5
      @andreww5 5 років тому +17

      Plainrock124 rox

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 5 років тому +67

      jack is definitely a little stinker/guy

    • @intisarchauhan5411
      @intisarchauhan5411 5 років тому +40

      Na hes a greg. Drew whitemailed him

    • @maxfox8651
      @maxfox8651 5 років тому +19

      As a fellow little stinker I was proud.

    • @skdiidod
      @skdiidod 5 років тому +16

      You mean Danny, Right?

  • @garnetcookley2012
    @garnetcookley2012 6 років тому +161

    International
    House
    Of
    Bee Movie is a 2007 American computer animated comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures. Directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner, the film stars Jerry Seinfeld and Renée Zellweger, with Matthew Broderick, Patrick Warburton, John Goodman and Chris Rock in supporting roles. Its story follows Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld), a honey bee who sues the human race for exploiting bees after learning from his florist friend Vanessa (Zellweger) that humans sell and consume honey.
    Bee Movie is the first motion-picture script to be written by Seinfeld, who co-wrote the film with Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin. The film was produced by Seinfeld, Christina Steinberg, and Cameron Stevning. The production was designed by Alex McDowell, and Christophe Lautrette was the art director. Nick Fletcher was the supervising editor and music for the film was composed by Rupert Gregson-Williams.
    The cast and crew include some veterans of Seinfeld's long-running NBC sitcom Seinfeld, including writer/producers Feresten and Robin, and actors Warburton (Seinfeld character David Puddy), Michael Richards (Seinfeld character Cosmo Kramer), and Larry Miller (who plays the title character on the Seinfeld episode "The Doorman"). Coincidentally, NBC was host to the broadcast television premiere of the film on November 27, 2010.
    Bee Movie opened on November 2, 2007. Upon release, the film was met with mixed reviews, with primary criticism directed at the film's premise. While domestic box office performance failed to recoup its $150 million budget, it ultimately saw worldwide box office performance of $287.6 million and domestic video sales of $92.7 million.
    #YIAYihob

  • @joenunya7140
    @joenunya7140 6 років тому +576

    When you reverse the satan clip it says "you took the time to reverse this" XD

    • @jakerussell135
      @jakerussell135 4 роки тому

      What

    • @cifyalemarshroom1728
      @cifyalemarshroom1728 4 роки тому +2

      Totally not a stolen comment no not at all

    • @AngriiOkii
      @AngriiOkii 3 роки тому +4

      @@cifyalemarshroom1728 woah guys it's like it was in the video or anything oh boy and it wasn't like they did the same thing without knowing that another person did it oh boy you must be fun at parties

  • @BarackObama-jj1ll
    @BarackObama-jj1ll 6 років тому +227

    I - me
    H - me
    O - big
    B - In human anatomy, the forehead is an area of the head bounded by three features, two of the skull and one of the scalp. The top of the forehead is marked by the hairline, the edge of the area where hair on the scalp grows. The bottom of the forehead is marked by the supraorbital ridge, the bone feature of the skull above the eyes. The two sides of the forehead are marked by the temporal ridge, a bone feature that links the supraorbital ridge to the coronal suture line and beyond

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 6 років тому +2393

    International
    House
    Of
    Big Forehead.

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 6 років тому +1475

    #YIAYihob
    *I* wanted Alexander
    *H* amilton 3
    *O* n
    *B* resident's Day
    Shit so close, if they hadn't changed their name it would have been perfect

    • @seansmells8077
      @seansmells8077 6 років тому +3

      My favorite 😂

    • @abdullahbashir5297
      @abdullahbashir5297 6 років тому +5

      This is high quality

    • @xangga4637
      @xangga4637 6 років тому +1

      nah it's perfect

    • @tosomoku8856
      @tosomoku8856 6 років тому +4

      He said presidents day... did he say 2018 tho

    • @Quang1999
      @Quang1999 6 років тому +19

      #YIAYihob
      I wanted Alexander
      H amilton 3
      O n the
      B est president ever Day
      fixed your YIAY

  • @tunaburnak5650
    @tunaburnak5650 5 років тому +296

    I got a condom ad after this video.

    • @kaleb.7543
      @kaleb.7543 5 років тому +6

      TROJAN MAN

    • @jellewoort4315
      @jellewoort4315 4 роки тому +10

      Why
      Its not like jack needs them

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +6

      Never in my life have I gotten a condom ad

    • @cowboybarbaryn1302
      @cowboybarbaryn1302 4 роки тому +2

      “Avoid creating people just like him with condoms!”

    • @TJ-hg6op
      @TJ-hg6op 4 роки тому +2

      You won’t need them so that ad is useless

  • @MynameisJoey
    @MynameisJoey 6 років тому +144

    I, once again, forgot he exists

    • @jay_mp4
      @jay_mp4 6 років тому +1

      My name is Joey lol same
      Just came back

    • @sescomanesco
      @sescomanesco 6 років тому +1

      i think that would be ioafhe

  • @TheRealSullyG
    @TheRealSullyG 6 років тому +193

    Infiltrate Honduras, Obtain Bananas #YIAYihob

  • @minty.bliss.
    @minty.bliss. 6 років тому +135

    I
    Have
    Outstanding
    Business strategy

  • @rorysalter3994
    @rorysalter3994 4 роки тому +87

    1:31 love how plainrock124 is a huge fan of jacksfilms and then gets in his vid

    • @justhaden3825
      @justhaden3825 4 роки тому +7

      EYY, you watch plainrock as well. Days neet

    • @zenthemanchild
      @zenthemanchild 4 роки тому +13

      Plainrock124 was included in yiay 421. 124 backwards is 421

    • @snickerdoodle8776
      @snickerdoodle8776 3 роки тому +1

      And hey look! He even included Danny Ginzalous! How cool!

    • @AmtrakCSXFan457
      @AmtrakCSXFan457 Рік тому

      @@zenthemanchild wow

  • @Tyler-gp8je
    @Tyler-gp8je 6 років тому +176

    International house of bpancakes

  • @MikhailPashkovski
    @MikhailPashkovski 6 років тому +282

    399 for a divorce is a good price... BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?

    • @bluebosnian
      @bluebosnian 6 років тому +6

      Can Gloria Borger make UA-cam’s favorite show?

    • @nerfmono1
      @nerfmono1 6 років тому +4

      going for 399 likes now

    • @joshbrown5842
      @joshbrown5842 6 років тому +2

      Ⓜ️ËⓂ️Ë ŠTĒ🅰️LER Gloria borger quit pew news dude we got poppy Harlow now

    • @detectivespook7938
      @detectivespook7938 6 років тому +2

      Михаил Пашковский yuaz Felix!!

    • @dynamicdimensions4763
      @dynamicdimensions4763 6 років тому +1

      The pewdiepie meme? lol

  • @samboyce6654
    @samboyce6654 6 років тому +36

    I- infinity war
    H- has
    O- only just
    B- begun
    THANOS WOLL RETURN

  • @yummy_pepito
    @yummy_pepito 5 років тому +129

    "Get into my swamp"
    -John Douglass, 2018

    • @parsamiri5929
      @parsamiri5929 3 роки тому +3

      I had no idea his last name was Douglass

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 6 років тому +129

    #YIAYihob Incredibly Hateful Oatmeal Bigots

    • @RackednStackeddd
      @RackednStackeddd 6 років тому

      Kyotosomo yo I didnt know you had such good taste!

    • @orangemonks894
      @orangemonks894 6 років тому

      Hana_ Song
      I didn’t know you knew what taste was

  • @thatoneranch6204
    @thatoneranch6204 6 років тому +82

    International
    House
    Of
    🅱️ancakes
    #YiayIHOB

  • @phil5cents98
    @phil5cents98 6 років тому +58

    #YIAYihob
    i - idolized
    h - hamburgers
    o - overthrew
    b - breakfast

    • @s4ad0wpi
      @s4ad0wpi 6 років тому

      This one's actually clever...
      John doesn't like clever things!

    • @michaelpreciado9334
      @michaelpreciado9334 6 років тому

      Welp, Someone's getting featured.

  • @nostalgiaboy6240
    @nostalgiaboy6240 5 років тому +251

    3:31 Erin fell victim to Golden Experience Requiem

  • @surpremelysmokeypotatotowe1591
    @surpremelysmokeypotatotowe1591 6 років тому +68

    #YIAYihob
    Did you know that the four letters in ihob actually just stand for the 4 things that make someone successful?
    I - imagination
    H - hard work
    O - openmindedness
    B - bestiality
    Oh nevermind, I just remembered. It was the four things that make someone a furry!

    • @mr.fahrenheit7996
      @mr.fahrenheit7996 6 років тому

      *beastiality

    • @surpremelysmokeypotatotowe1591
      @surpremelysmokeypotatotowe1591 6 років тому +1

      i want die Common misconception! Google it and you'll see it's actually correct how I spelled it.

    • @ThatReallyAkwardGirl
      @ThatReallyAkwardGirl 6 років тому +1

      I swear if this isn't picked

    • @buddy5129
      @buddy5129 6 років тому +1

      nah, you were close, but it really does stand for the 4 things that make someone successful.
      I - imagination
      H - hard work
      O - openmindedness
      B- boobies in thumbnail

    • @mr.fahrenheit7996
      @mr.fahrenheit7996 6 років тому

      Surpremely Smokey Potato Towel oh wow it is

  • @Dominic-zu5pv
    @Dominic-zu5pv 6 років тому +150

    #YIAYihob
    The person who changed IHOP:
    *I*
    *H* ate
    *O* ur
    *B* reakfast

  • @alexandraocchiuto4959
    @alexandraocchiuto4959 6 років тому +274

    #YIAYihob
    I - I chimed in with a
    H - “haven’t you people ever heard
    O - of closing a damn door?” No, it’s much
    B - better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

    • @norastrande
      @norastrande 6 років тому +4

      All Panic! no disco YAAASS!!! I love P!ATD I’m going to there concert next month 😉

    • @hannahbrr269
      @hannahbrr269 6 років тому +5

      All Panic! no disco Emo kids unite

    • @hannahbrr269
      @hannahbrr269 6 років тому +4

      No I can’t help but to hear and exchanging of words

    • @aryamansinha9309
      @aryamansinha9309 6 років тому +1

      All Panic! no disco I CHIME IN HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE DAMN DOOR NOO

    • @banana4715
      @banana4715 6 років тому

      All Panic! no disco why

  • @IMP4CTstudios
    @IMP4CTstudios 4 роки тому +41

    2:48 YES I DID TAKE THE TIME TO PUT IT IN REVERSE!

  • @briang4398
    @briang4398 6 років тому +29

    #YIAYihop
    I-Integrity
    H-Honesty
    O-Obesity
    B-Bobs burgers
    Merica

  • @casey7817
    @casey7817 6 років тому +163

    I- Kidz
    H- Bop
    O- Kidz
    B- Bop

  • @Timotainment
    @Timotainment 6 років тому +71

    I
    Have
    Oodles of
    Baked beans
    #YIAYihob

  • @larshetfield2156
    @larshetfield2156 3 роки тому +12

    0:01 "Yistedayiasyu plisohplis don't photoshop our beautiful, lovely honeymoon..."

  • @Ella-vg4ic
    @Ella-vg4ic 6 років тому +75

    #YIAYihob
    Infinity wars
    Has been
    Obligated to include the
    Boss baby

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing 6 років тому +1

      Boss baby was in the new smash, right?

    • @Ella-vg4ic
      @Ella-vg4ic 6 років тому

      yeah he replace Waluigi

  • @sirsnake4780
    @sirsnake4780 6 років тому +32

    #YIAYihob
    I
    Have to
    Overhear
    Bee movie but every frame there is a bee it’s shrek forever after but every time it says ogre it’s a 10 hour loop of squidward coughing up a fork

    • @sirsnake4780
      @sirsnake4780 6 років тому

      Taylor Stafford I personally think not enough

  • @kaiserwilhelmii2251
    @kaiserwilhelmii2251 6 років тому +158

    #YIAYihob
    I- I
    H- miss
    O- my
    B- dad

  • @point-pc4ef
    @point-pc4ef 5 років тому +1

    I re-watch YIAYs all the time when I'm feeling down, or when I just want to relax. Something about them always makes me really happy and I'm really glad you make them.

  • @jo-nb6rt
    @jo-nb6rt 6 років тому +144

    I- chime in with a
    H-aven't you people ever heard
    O-f closing the goddamn door? No, it's much
    B-etter to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
    #YIAYihob

    • @thanosgaming625
      @thanosgaming625 6 років тому +2

      shopping cart
      I hate but love you

    • @orishahar
      @orishahar 6 років тому +1

      yes yes yes and another yes

    • @kaiserwilhelmii2251
      @kaiserwilhelmii2251 6 років тому

      It's "closing a goddamn door" not "closing the goddamn door"

    • @candiekatchats8569
      @candiekatchats8569 6 років тому +5

      Live and the videos are different technically their both correct according to Brendon.

    • @krypey
      @krypey 6 років тому +1

      shopping cart I don’t know if I hate you for doing this or love you
      Wanna chat?

  • @matthewmunoz4318
    @matthewmunoz4318 6 років тому +89

    If only I
    Had a place to listen to
    Online Audio
    Books
    #YIAYihob #YIAYhob

    • @NotAFakeName1
      @NotAFakeName1 6 років тому

      Matthew Munoz can't even haiku right ya nerd, that was almost impressive.

    • @trigger796
      @trigger796 6 років тому

      😖😆😂

    • @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3
      @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3 6 років тому

      Fucking yes

    • @godoatthegoat2884
      @godoatthegoat2884 6 років тому

      I love this.

    • @astrapboy
      @astrapboy 6 років тому

      Well you're a lucky bich, because today's sponsor is Audible!
      Audible stands for:
      Alexander
      UHamilton
      DThree
      Is
      BYIAY
      L422
      Ek?

  • @maceyking5687
    @maceyking5687 6 років тому +40

    Get your divorce for just *399*

  • @iloveumbreon538
    @iloveumbreon538 4 роки тому +16

    He's like Disneyland, if he tells you not to do something, he wants you to do it.

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +117

    International
    House
    Of
    Budstepsolveseverything4
    #YIAYihob

    • @VocalicCrayfish
      @VocalicCrayfish 6 років тому +1

      24 Frames Of Nick no featere = bad day?

  • @Nico-xq9vn
    @Nico-xq9vn 6 років тому +35

    I
    Hid
    Other
    Bodies

  • @iamthetomato8902
    @iamthetomato8902 6 років тому +57

    #YIAYihob
    International
    House
    of
    🅱️ooties.

  • @milkiiitea9936
    @milkiiitea9936 5 років тому +6

    I can’t wait for “please don’t photoshop our child’s birth”

  • @MDStacky
    @MDStacky 6 років тому +59

    i- emoji
    h- movie
    o- two
    b- coming soon
    #YIAYihob

  • @maysbury6197
    @maysbury6197 6 років тому +24

    I- PANCAKES
    H- PANCAKES
    O- PANCAKES
    B- BURGERS?

  • @Shamershon
    @Shamershon 6 років тому +77

    #YIAYihob
    I
    Have
    Osteoporosis,
    Babe.

    • @bbrr12
      @bbrr12 6 років тому

      megabonez. child of mega mushroom and mrlazybonez Copy and paste

    • @kirsten9231
      @kirsten9231 6 років тому

      I predicted this oof

    • @katherineang9618
      @katherineang9618 6 років тому

      I Have Obesity Babe

  • @meeome7367
    @meeome7367 6 років тому +3

    3:20 was playing the ukulele during this video and when that moment happened i straight up for got all the chords to the song thanks john

  • @max10dler
    @max10dler 6 років тому +31

    Missed opportunity for #YIAYhob.

  • @booptidyscoop7790
    @booptidyscoop7790 6 років тому +76

    I-infinty war
    H-hawkeye
    O-oogla
    B-boogla
    #Yiayihob

  • @kckckrc
    @kckckrc 6 років тому +58

    I said a
    Hip hop
    Ohibby to the
    Bibby and don't stop rocking
    #YIAYihob

  • @Ubercentraltf2
    @Ubercentraltf2 4 роки тому +11

    2:47 HA HA HA YOU TOOK THE TIME TO PLAY THIS IN REVERSE

  • @CoolKidMid
    @CoolKidMid 6 років тому +45

    The only REAL bad thing about jake paul's concert was the fact that they didn't play despacito 6. Quite heartbreaking if you ask me

    • @TrueApexMusic
      @TrueApexMusic 6 років тому +1

      Falkery That spells TORBTAJPCWTFTTDPDSQHIYAM

    • @lemondragon4525
      @lemondragon4525 6 років тому

      Falkery you forgot the tag. #YIAYihob

  • @aragogire
    @aragogire 6 років тому +48

    #YIAYihob
    International
    House
    Of
    🅱️ancakes
    Bet no one’s said that before...

  • @likaism
    @likaism 6 років тому +38

    damn drew gooden was featured without doing anything too

  • @blaze_4684
    @blaze_4684 4 роки тому +13

    3:31 "this is the power of requiem"

  • @CamBehindTheCamera
    @CamBehindTheCamera 6 років тому +112

    International
    House
    Of
    🅱️espacito
    #YIAYihob

  • @fizzyflair4155
    @fizzyflair4155 6 років тому +65

    The fact that Jack acknowledges Drew’s video is everything, my two favorite white dudes better collab.

    • @KavsLockedOut
      @KavsLockedOut 6 років тому

      Fizzy Flair hell yeah!

    • @peachnotperf
      @peachnotperf 6 років тому

      Fizzy Flair yES

    • @miacruz3851
      @miacruz3851 6 років тому +1

      Fizzy Flair I’m giving them 1 month to put this collab together before I spontaneously combust. Countdown starts now

    • @fizzyflair4155
      @fizzyflair4155 6 років тому +1

      Mia Cruz Can I join in with your combusting plans?

    • @miacruz3851
      @miacruz3851 6 років тому

      Fizzy Flair of course!

  • @thebookishmuslim2908
    @thebookishmuslim2908 6 років тому +58

    #YIAYihob
    I- it’s just a
    H- huge,
    O- obvious and
    B- basic marketing scheme

    • @thecloudyfox
      @thecloudyfox 6 років тому

      The Bookish Fae I bet he’ll choose this one.

  • @kelppp_1234
    @kelppp_1234 6 років тому +8

    Why am I laughing at the stock photo of the nurse in the corner 2:35

  • @amettion
    @amettion 6 років тому +172

    #YIAYihob
    Internal
    Hate
    Of
    Babies

    • @amettion
      @amettion 6 років тому +1

      ...

    • @lemondragon4525
      @lemondragon4525 6 років тому +2

      Bad day?

    • @amettion
      @amettion 6 років тому +2

      Lemon Dragon na it’s been great

    • @lemondragon4525
      @lemondragon4525 6 років тому +1

      Amettion please tell me how many babies you have drop kicked today

    • @amettion
      @amettion 6 років тому +2

      Lemon Dragon depends how much have you eaten today?

  • @lorenzo5814
    @lorenzo5814 6 років тому +114

    The hashtag should be #YIAYhob smh

    • @tyrroo
      @tyrroo 6 років тому

      ^ ^ This #YIAYihob

    • @Blossommoon64
      @Blossommoon64 6 років тому +2

      I think the
      Hashtag should
      Obviously
      Be #YiayHob

    • @free_siobhan
      @free_siobhan 6 років тому

      I saw your comment and used that hashtag.

    • @SingularSeagull
      @SingularSeagull 6 років тому

      This comment should play by the rules

  • @Fenkoo
    @Fenkoo 6 років тому +22

    ight,
    hop
    on
    bob

  • @kqzo
    @kqzo 4 роки тому +11

    "ha ha ha ha ha you took the time to play this in reverse"

  • @deffonotluke
    @deffonotluke 6 років тому +32

    In
    Hawaii
    Ogres
    Bang

  • @actuallyatechpriest6212
    @actuallyatechpriest6212 6 років тому +120

    #yiayihob
    I- des
    H- pa
    O- ci
    B- to

  • @evolv4145
    @evolv4145 6 років тому +46

    I - Did
    H - I
    O - Do
    B - It
    - Right?

  • @AutisticShyGuy
    @AutisticShyGuy 5 років тому +49

    2:48 "!siht esrever ot emit eht koot uoY *AHAHAHAHAH"*

    • @Max1996YT
      @Max1996YT 4 роки тому +4

      More like "!eserver ni siht yalp emit eht koot uoy, ahaH"

  • @awildweeb6713
    @awildweeb6713 6 років тому +52

    #YIAYihob
    I - Where
    H - Is
    O - Our
    B - Alexander Hamilton 3?

  • @KyosisPlays
    @KyosisPlays 6 років тому +31

    If you call that a honeymoon.

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 6 років тому +117

    #YIAYihob
    I - Thank
    H - God
    O - It’s
    B - Friday

  • @krinklerstuff8983
    @krinklerstuff8983 2 роки тому +1

    this is my favorite episode of YIAY

  • @nasgun
    @nasgun 6 років тому +61

    #YIAYihob
    I - International
    H - House
    O - Of
    B - Biches (Spelling Intended)

  • @rileyhearn1321
    @rileyhearn1321 6 років тому +373

    I lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up top the dude, punched him straight in the face. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.

  • @jackwhiting7206
    @jackwhiting7206 6 років тому +33

    i hop on boys

  • @JaneD559
    @JaneD559 6 років тому +266

    #YIAYihob
    I Eye
    H help
    O Obese people
    B Bop it

  • @Summer__bummer
    @Summer__bummer 6 років тому +98

    i have ogre babies

    • @error-dg7yo
      @error-dg7yo 6 років тому

      Summer Schandoney i have to

    • @bugsyn
      @bugsyn 6 років тому +1

      wait i saw someone else write that before you oops

    • @Summer__bummer
      @Summer__bummer 6 років тому

      Bugsy the Meme Master *upset

  • @personalizedroaches3653
    @personalizedroaches3653 6 років тому +139

    I - *I build up courage to ask you out*
    H - Hewwo *Blushes and notices bulge*
    O - OwO What’s this?
    B - *Bulge grows larger*
    #YIAYIHOB

    • @tara_6234
      @tara_6234 6 років тому +3

      The bulge called Jacks forehead is getting bigger😭

    • @friggityfrackimmadasasack7380
      @friggityfrackimmadasasack7380 6 років тому

      Tai Cipher wow hahaha that's soooo funny lololol XDDDD I'm dying lmaooooo

    • @creamycatss
      @creamycatss 6 років тому

      What did I ever do to deserve reading this?

    • @tripman8168
      @tripman8168 6 років тому +1

      is this your college story?

  • @AuraOfANobody
    @AuraOfANobody 6 років тому +25

    International house of bankruptcy #YIAYihob

  • @monochrome7528
    @monochrome7528 5 років тому +6

    Nobody:
    Jack:
    "oH yEaH
    cOmE
    *I* *N* *T* *O*
    mY
    sWaMp"

  • @RaylaEclipse
    @RaylaEclipse 6 років тому +89

    Into the doors
    Hurry to the receptionist
    Oh no, what did the doctor mean
    Birth didn't happen
    #YIAYihob

  • @odd4
    @odd4 6 років тому +35

    I still
    Haven’t been featured
    On YIAY
    Bruh

    • @zero-tj9vj
      @zero-tj9vj 6 років тому +2

      Odd maybe because you didn't use the hashtag

    • @FishManChannel
      @FishManChannel 6 років тому

      Blease put in

  • @him6008
    @him6008 6 років тому +21

    #YIAYIHOB
    According to all known laws
    of aviation,
    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.
    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.
    The bee, of course, flies anyway
    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.
    Barry! Breakfast is ready!
    Ooming!
    Hang on a second.
    Hello?
    - Barry?
    - Adam?
    - Oan you believe this is happening?
    - I can't. I'll pick you up.
    Looking sharp.
    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.
    Sorry. I'm excited.
    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.
    A perfect report card, all B's.
    Very proud.
    Ma! I got a thing going here.
    - You got lint on your fuzz.
    - Ow! That's me!
    - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
    - Bye!
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!
    - Hey, Adam.
    - Hey, Barry.
    - Is that fuzz gel?
    - A little. Special day, graduation.
    Never thought I'd make it.
    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.
    Those were awkward.
    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
    You did come back different.
    - Hi, Barry.
    - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
    - Hear about Frankie?
    - Yeah.
    - You going to the funeral?
    - No, I'm not going.
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.
    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.
    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.
    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.
    That's why we don't need vacations.
    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.
    - Well, Adam, today we are men.
    - We are!
    - Bee-men.
    - Amen!
    Hallelujah!
    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...
    ...9:15.
    That concludes our ceremonies.
    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!
    Will we pick ourjob today?
    I heard it's just orientation.
    Heads up! Here we go.
    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.
    - Wonder what it'll be like?
    - A little scary.
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco
    and a part of the Hexagon Group.
    This is it!
    Wow.
    Wow.
    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life
    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.
    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
    Our top-secret formula
    is automatically color-corrected,
    scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
    into this soothing sweet syrup
    with its distinctive
    golden glow you know as...
    Honey!
    - That girl was hot.
    - She's my cousin!
    - She is?
    - Yes, we're all cousins.
    - Right. You're right.
    - At Honex, we constantly strive
    to improve every aspect
    of bee existence.
    These bees are stress-testing
    a new helmet technology.
    - What do you think he makes?
    - Not enough.
    Here we have our latest advancement,
    the Krelman.
    - What does that do?
    - Oatches that little strand of honey
    that hangs after you pour it.
    Saves us millions.
    Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
    Of course. Most bee jobs are
    small ones. But bees know
    that every small job,
    if it's done well, means a lot.
    But choose carefully
    because you'll stay in the job
    you pick for the rest of your life.
    The same job the rest of your life?
    I didn't know that.
    What's the difference?
    You'll be happy to know that bees,
    as a species, haven't had one day off
    in 27 million years.
    So you'll just work us to death?
    We'll sure try.
    Wow! That blew my mind!
    "What's the difference?"
    How can you say that?
    One job forever?
    That's an insane choice to have to make.
    I'm relieved. Now we only have
    to make one decision in life.
    But, Adam, how could they
    never have told us that?
    Why would you question anything?
    We're bees.
    We're the most perfectly
    functioning society on Earth.
    You ever think maybe things
    work a little too well here?
    Like what? Give me one example.
    I don't know. But you know
    what I'm talking about.
    Please clear the gate.
    Royal Nectar Force on approach.
    Wait a second. Oheck it out.
    - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
    - Wow.
    I've never seen them this close.
    They know what it's like
    outside the hive.
    Yeah, but some don't come back.
    - Hey, Jocks!
    - Hi, Jocks!
    You guys did great!
    You're monsters!
    You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
    - I wonder where they were.
    - I don't know.
    Their day's not planned.
    Outside the hive, flying who knows
    where, doing who knows what.
    You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
    Jock. You have to be bred for that.
    Right.
    Look. That's more pollen
    than you and I will see in a lifetime.
    It's just a status symbol.
    Bees make too much of it.
    Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
    and the ladies see you wearing it.
    Those ladies?
    Aren't they our cousins too?
    Distant. Distant.
    Look at these two.
    - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
    - Let's have fun with them.
    It must be dangerous
    being a Pollen Jock.
    Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
    against a mushroom!
    He had a paw on my throat,
    and with the other, he was slapping me!
    - Oh, my!
    - I never thought I'd knock him out.
    What were you doing during this?
    Trying to alert the authorities.
    I can autograph that.
    A little gusty out there today,
    wasn't it, comrades?
    Yeah. Gusty.
    We're hitting a sunflower patch
    six miles from here tomorrow.
    - Six miles, huh?
    - Barry!
    A puddle jump for us,
    but maybe you're not up for it.
    - Maybe I am.
    - You are not!
    We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
    What do you think, buzzy-boy?
    Are you bee enough?
    I might be. It all depends
    on what 0900 means.
    Hey, Honex!
    Dad, you surprised me.
    You decide what you're interested in?
    - Well, there's a lot of choices.
    - But you only get one.
    Do you ever get bored
    doing the same job every day?
    Son, let me tell you about stirring.
    You grab that stick, and you just
    move it around, and you stir it around.
    You get yourself into a rhythm.
    It's a beautiful thing.
    You know, Dad,
    the more I think about it,
    maybe the honey field
    just isn't right for me.
    You were thinking of what,
    making balloon animals?
    That's a bad job
    for a guy with a stinger.
    Janet, your son's not sure
    he wants to go into honey!
    - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
    - I'm not trying to be funny.
    You're not funny! You're going
    into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
    - You're gonna be a stirrer?
    - No one's listening to me!
    Wait till you see the sticks I have.
    I could say anything right now.
    I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
    Let's open some honey and celebrate!
    Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
    Shave my antennae.
    Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
    a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
    I'm so proud.
    - We're starting work today!
    - Today's the day.
    Oome on! All the good jobs
    will be gone.
    Yeah, right.
    Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
    stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
    - Is it still available?
    - Hang on. Two left!
    One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
    Step to the side.
    - What'd you get?
    - Picking crud out. Stellar!
    Wow!
    Oouple of newbies?
    Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
    Make your choice.
    - You want to go first?
    - No, you go.
    Oh, my. What's available?
    Restroom attendant's open,
    not for the reason you think.
    - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
    - Sure, you're on.
    I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
    Wax monkey's always open.
    The Krelman opened up again.
    What happened?
    A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
    He's dead. Another dead one.
    Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
    Dead from the neck up.
    Dead from the neck down. That's life!
    Oh, this is so hard!
    Heating, cooling,
    stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
    humming, inspector number seven,
    lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
    mite wrangler. Barry, what
    do you think I should... Barry?
    Barry!
    All right, we've got the sunflower patch
    in quadrant nine...
    What happened to you?
    Where are you?
    - I'm going out.
    - Out? Out where?
    - Out there.
    - Oh, no!
    I have to, before I go
    to work for the rest of my life.
    You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
    Another call coming in.
    If anyone's feeling brave,
    there's a Korean deli on 83rd
    that gets their roses today.
    Hey, guys.
    - Look at that.
    - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
    Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
    It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
    Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
    Sign here, here. Just initial that.
    - Thank you.
    - OK.
    You got a rain advisory today,
    and as you all know,
    bees cannot fly in rain.
    So be careful. As always,
    watch your brooms,
    hockey sticks, dogs,
    birds, bears and bats.
    Also, I got a couple of reports
    of root beer being poured on us.
    Murphy's in a home because of it,
    babbling like a cicada!
    - That's awful.
    - And a reminder for you rookies,
    bee law number one,
    absolutely no talking to humans!
    All right, launch positions!
    Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
    buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
    Black and yellow!
    Hello!
    You ready for this, hot shot?
    Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
    Wind, check.
    - Antennae, check.
    - Nectar pack, check.
    - Wings, check.
    - Stinger, check.
    Scared out of my shorts, check.
    OK, ladies,
    let's move it out!
    Pound those petunias,
    you striped stem-suckers!
    All of you, drain those flowers!
    Wow! I'm out!
    I can't believe I'm out!
    So blue.
    I feel so fast and free!
    Box kite!
    Wow!
    Flowers!
    This is Blue Leader.
    We have roses visual.
    Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

    • @him6008
      @him6008 6 років тому +2

      Roses!
      30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
      Stand to the side, kid.
      It's got a bit of a kick.
      That is one nectar collector!
      - Ever see pollination up close?
      - No, sir.
      I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
      over here. Maybe a dash over there,
      a pinch on that one.
      See that? It's a little bit of magic.
      That's amazing. Why do we do that?
      That's pollen power. More pollen, more
      flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
      Oool.
      I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
      Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
      Oopy that visual.
      Wait. One of these flowers
      seems to be on the move.
      Say again? You're reporting
      a moving flower?
      Affirmative.
      That was on the line!
      This is the coolest. What is it?
      I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
      It smells good.
      Not like a flower, but I like it.
      Yeah, fuzzy.
      Ohemical-y.
      Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
      My sweet lord of bees!
      Oandy-brain, get off there!
      Problem!
      - Guys!
      - This could be bad.
      Affirmative.
      Very close.
      Gonna hurt.
      Mama's little boy.
      You are way out of position, rookie!
      Ooming in at you like a missile!
      Help me!
      I don't think these are flowers.
      - Should we tell him?
      - I think he knows.
      What is this?!
      Match point!
      You can start packing up, honey,
      because you're about to eat it!
      Yowser!
      Gross.
      There's a bee in the car!
      - Do something!
      - I'm driving!
      - Hi, bee.
      - He's back here!
      He's going to sting me!
      Nobody move. If you don't move,
      he won't sting you. Freeze!
      He blinked!
      Spray him, Granny!
      What are you doing?!
      Wow... the tension level
      out here is unbelievable.
      I gotta get home.
      Oan't fly in rain.
      Oan't fly in rain.
      Oan't fly in rain.
      Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
      Ken, could you close
      the window please?
      Ken, could you close
      the window please?
      Oheck out my new resume.
      I made it into a fold-out brochure.
      You see? Folds out.
      Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
      What was that?
      Maybe this time. This time. This time.
      This time! This time! This...
      Drapes!
      That is diabolical.
      It's fantastic. It's got all my special
      skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
      What's number one? Star Wars?
      Nah, I don't go for that...
      ...kind of stuff.
      No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
      They're out of their minds.
      When I leave a job interview, they're
      flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
      There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
      I don't remember the sun
      having a big 75 on it.
      I predicted global warming.
      I could feel it getting hotter.
      At first I thought it was just me.
      Wait! Stop! Bee!
      Stand back. These are winter boots.
      Wait!
      Don't kill him!
      You know I'm allergic to them!
      This thing could kill me!
      Why does his life have
      less value than yours?
      Why does his life have any less value
      than mine? Is that your statement?
      I'm just saying all life has value. You
      don't know what he's capable of feeling.
      My brochure!
      There you go, little guy.
      I'm not scared of him.
      It's an allergic thing.
      Put that on your resume brochure.
      My whole face could puff up.
      Make it one of your special skills.
      Knocking someone out
      is also a special skill.
      Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
      - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
      - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
      - You could put carob chips on there.
      - Bye.
      - Supposed to be less calories.
      - Bye.
      I gotta say something.
      She saved my life.
      I gotta say something.
      All right, here it goes.
      Nah.
      What would I say?
      I could really get in trouble.
      It's a bee law.
      You're not supposed to talk to a human.
      I can't believe I'm doing this.
      I've got to.
      Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
      No. Yes. No.
      Do it. I can't.
      How should I start it?
      "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
      Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
      Hi!
      I'm sorry.
      - You're talking.
      - Yes, I know.
      You're talking!
      I'm so sorry.
      No, it's OK. It's fine.
      I know I'm dreaming.
      But I don't recall going to bed.
      Well, I'm sure this
      is very disconcerting.
      This is a bit of a surprise to me.
      I mean, you're a bee!
      I am. And I'm not supposed
      to be doing this,
      but they were all trying to kill me.
      And if it wasn't for you...
      I had to thank you.
      It's just how I was raised.
      That was a little weird.
      - I'm talking with a bee.
      - Yeah.
      I'm talking to a bee.
      And the bee is talking to me!
      I just want to say I'm grateful.
      I'll leave now.
      - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
      - What?
      The talking thing.
      Same way you did, I guess.
      "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
      - That's very funny.
      - Yeah.
      Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
      we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
      Anyway...
      Oan I...
      ...get you something?
      - Like what?
      I don't know. I mean...
      I don't know. Ooffee?
      I don't want to put you out.
      It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
      - It's just coffee.
      - I hate to impose.
      - Don't be ridiculous!
      - Actually, I would love a cup.
      Hey, you want rum cake?
      - I shouldn't.
      - Have some.
      - No, I can't.
      - Oome on!
      I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
      - Where?
      - These stripes don't help.
      You look great!
      I don't know if you know
      anything about fashion.
      Are you all right?
      No.
      He's making the tie in the cab
      as they're flying up Madison.
      He finally gets there.
      He runs up the steps into the church.
      The wedding is on.
      And he says, "Watermelon?
      I thought you said Guatemalan.
      Why would I marry a watermelon?"
      Is that a bee joke?
      That's the kind of stuff we do.
      Yeah, different.
      So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
      About work? I don't know.
      I want to do my part for the hive,
      but I can't do it the way they want.
      I know how you feel.
      - You do?
      - Sure.
      My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
      a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
      - Really?
      - My only interest is flowers.
      Our new queen was just elected
      with that same campaign slogan.
      Anyway, if you look...
      There's my hive right there. See it?
      You're in Sheep Meadow!
      Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
      No way! I know that area.
      I lost a toe ring there once.
      - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
      - Why not?
      - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
      - Maybe I'll try that.
      - You all right, ma'am?
      - Oh, yeah. Fine.
      Just having two cups of coffee!
      Anyway, this has been great.
      Thanks for the coffee.
      Yeah, it's no trouble.
      Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
      I'd be up the rest of my life.
      Are you...?
      Oan I take a piece of this with me?
      Sure! Here, have a crumb.
      - Thanks!
      - Yeah.
      All right. Well, then...
      I guess I'll see you around.
      Or not.
      OK, Barry.
      And thank you
      so much again... for before.
      Oh, that? That was nothing.
      Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
      This can't possibly work.
      He's all set to go.
      We may as well try it.
      OK, Dave, pull the chute.
      - Sounds amazing.
      - It was amazing!
      It was the scariest,
      happiest moment of my life.
      Humans! I can't believe
      you were with humans!
      Giant, scary humans!
      What were they like?
      Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
      They eat crazy giant things.
      They drive crazy.
      - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
      - Some of them. But some of them don't.
      - How'd you get back?
      - Poodle.
      You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
      whatever you wanted to see.
      You had your "experience." Now you
      can pick out yourjob and be normal.
      - Well...
      - Well?
      Well, I met someone.
      You did? Was she Bee-ish?
      - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
      - No, no, no, not a wasp.
      - Spider?
      - I'm not attracted to spiders.
      I know it's the hottest thing,
      with the eight legs and all.
      I can't get by that face.
      So who is she?
      She's... human.
      No, no. That's a bee law.
      You wouldn't break a bee law.
      - Her name's Vanessa.
      - Oh, boy.
      She's so nice. And she's a florist!
      Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
      We're not dating.
      You're flying outside the hive, talking
      to humans that attack our homes
      with power washers and M-80s!
      One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
      She saved my life!
      And she understands me.
      This is over!
      Eat this.
      This is not over! What was that?
      - They call it a crumb.
      - It was so stingin' stripey!
      And that's not what they eat.
      That's what falls off what they eat!
      - You know what a Oinnabon is?
      - No.
      It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
      They heat it up...
      Sit down!
      ...really hot!
      - Listen to me!
      We are not them! We're us.
      There's us and there's them!
      Yes, but who can deny
      the heart that is yearning?
      There's no yearning.
      Stop yearning. Listen to me!
      You have got to start thinking bee,
      my friend. Thinking bee!
      - Thinking bee.
      - Thinking bee.
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      There he is. He's in the pool.
      You know what your problem is, Barry?
      I gotta start thinking bee?
      How much longer will this go on?
      It's been three days!
      Why aren't you working?
      I've got a lot of big life decisions
      to think about.
      What life? You have no life!
      You have no job. You're barely a bee!
      Would it kill you
      to make a little honey?
      Barry, come out.
      Your father's talking to you.
      Martin, would you talk to him?
      Barry, I'm talking to you!
      You coming?
      Got everything?
      All set!
      Go ahead. I'll catch up.
      Don't be too long.
      Watch this!
      Vanessa!
      - We're still here.
      - I told you not to yell at him.
      He doesn't respond to yelling!
      - Then why yell at me?
      - Because you don't listen!
      I'm not listening to this.
      Sorry, I've gotta go.
      - Where are you going?
      - I'm meeting a friend.
      A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
      B

    • @him6008
      @him6008 6 років тому +2

      A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
      Bye.
      I just hope she's Bee-ish.
      They have a huge parade
      of flowers every year in Pasadena?
      To be in the Tournament of Roses,
      that's every florist's dream!
      Up on a float, surrounded
      by flowers, crowds cheering.
      A tournament. Do the roses
      compete in athletic events?
      No. All right, I've got one.
      How come you don't fly everywhere?
      It's exhausting. Why don't you
      run everywhere? It's faster.
      Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
      All right, your turn.
      TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
      That's insane!
      You don't have that?
      We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
      It's a horrible, horrible disease.
      Oh, my.
      Dumb bees!
      You must want to sting all those jerks.
      We try not to sting.
      It's usually fatal for us.
      So you have to watch your temper.
      Very carefully.
      You kick a wall, take a walk,
      write an angry letter and throw it out.
      Work through it like any emotion:
      Anger, jealousy, lust.
      Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
      Yeah.
      - What is wrong with you?!
      - It's a bug.
      He's not bothering anybody.
      Get out of here, you creep!
      What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
      Yeah, it was. How did you know?
      It felt like about 10 pages.
      Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
      You've really got that
      down to a science.
      - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
      - I'll bet.
      What in the name
      of Mighty Hercules is this?
      How did this get here?
      Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
      Ray Liotta Private Select?
      - Is he that actor?
      - I never heard of him.
      - Why is this here?
      - For people. We eat it.
      You don't have
      enough food of your own?
      - Well, yes.
      - How do you get it?
      - Bees make it.
      - I know who makes it!
      And it's hard to make it!
      There's heating, cooling, stirring.
      You need a whole Krelman thing!
      - It's organic.
      - It's our-ganic!
      It's just honey, Barry.
      Just what?!
      Bees don't know about this!
      This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
      You've taken our homes, schools,
      hospitals! This is all we have!
      And it's on sale?!
      I'm getting to the bottom of this.
      I'm getting to the bottom
      of all of this!
      Hey, Hector.
      - You almost done?
      - Almost.
      He is here. I sense it.
      Well, I guess I'll go home now
      and just leave this nice honey out,
      with no one around.
      You're busted, box boy!
      I knew I heard something.
      So you can talk!
      I can talk.
      And now you'll start talking!
      Where you getting the sweet stuff?
      Who's your supplier?
      I don't understand.
      I thought we were friends.
      The last thing we want
      to do is upset bees!
      You're too late! It's ours now!
      You, sir, have crossed
      the wrong sword!
      You, sir, will be lunch
      for my iguana, Ignacio!
      Where is the honey coming from?
      Tell me where!
      Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
      Orazy person!
      What horrible thing has happened here?
      These faces, they never knew
      what hit them. And now
      they're on the road to nowhere!
      Just keep still.
      What? You're not dead?
      Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
      that moves. Where you headed?
      To Honey Farms.
      I am onto something huge here.
      I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
      crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
      I'm going to Tacoma.
      - And you?
      - He really is dead.
      All right.
      Uh-oh!
      - What is that?!
      - Oh, no!
      - A wiper! Triple blade!
      - Triple blade?
      Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
      Why does everything have
      to be so doggone clean?!
      How much do you people need to see?!
      Open your eyes!
      Stick your head out the window!
      From NPR News in Washington,
      I'm Oarl Kasell.
      But don't kill no more bugs!
      - Bee!
      - Moose blood guy!!
      - You hear something?
      - Like what?
      Like tiny screaming.
      Turn off the radio.
      Whassup, bee boy?
      Hey, Blood.
      Just a row of honey jars,
      as far as the eye could see.
      Wow!
      I assume wherever this truck goes
      is where they're getting it.
      I mean, that honey's ours.
      - Bees hang tight.
      - We're all jammed in.
      It's a close community.
      Not us, man. We on our own.
      Every mosquito on his own.
      - What if you get in trouble?
      - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
      Nobody likes us. They just smack.
      See a mosquito, smack, smack!
      At least you're out in the world.
      You must meet girls.
      Mosquito girls try to trade up,
      get with a moth, dragonfly.
      Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
      You got to be kidding me!
      Mooseblood's about to leave
      the building! So long, bee!
      - Hey, guys!
      - Mooseblood!
      I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
      Did you bring your crazy straw?
      We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
      and it's pretty much pure profit.
      What is this place?
      A bee's got a brain
      the size of a pinhead.
      They are pinheads!
      Pinhead.
      - Oheck out the new smoker.
      - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
      The Thomas 3000!
      Smoker?
      Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
      Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
      A couple breaths of this
      knocks them right out.
      They make the honey,
      and we make the money.
      "They make the honey,
      and we make the money"?
      Oh, my!
      What's going on? Are you OK?
      Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
      Do you know you're
      in a fake hive with fake walls?
      Our queen was moved here.
      We had no choice.
      This is your queen?
      That's a man in women's clothes!
      That's a drag queen!
      What is this?
      Oh, no!
      There's hundreds of them!
      Bee honey.
      Our honey is being brazenly stolen
      on a massive scale!
      This is worse than anything bears
      have done! I intend to do something.
      Oh, Barry, stop.
      Who told you humans are taking
      our honey? That's a rumor.
      Do these look like rumors?
      That's a conspiracy theory.
      These are obviously doctored photos.
      How did you get mixed up in this?
      He's been talking to humans.
      - What?
      - Talking to humans?!
      He has a human girlfriend.
      And they make out!
      Make out? Barry!
      We do not.
      - You wish you could.
      - Whose side are you on?
      The bees!
      I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
      Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
      Barry, this is what you want
      to do with your life?
      I want to do it for all our lives.
      Nobody works harder than bees!
      Dad, I remember you
      coming home so overworked
      your hands were still stirring.
      You couldn't stop.
      I remember that.
      What right do they have to our honey?
      We live on two cups a year. They put it
      in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
      Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
      Sting them where it really hurts.
      In the face! The eye!
      - That would hurt.
      - No.
      Up the nose? That's a killer.
      There's only one place you can sting
      the humans, one place where it matters.
      Hive at Five, the hive's only
      full-hour action news source.
      No more bee beards!
      With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
      Weather with Storm Stinger.
      Sports with Buzz Larvi.
      And Jeanette Ohung.
      - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
      - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
      A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
      intends to sue the human race
      for stealing our honey,
      packaging it and profiting
      from it illegally!
      Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
      we'll have three former queens here in
      our studio, discussing their new book,
      Olassy Ladies,
      out this week on Hexagon.
      Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
      Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
      from the hive. I can't do this"?
      Bees have never been afraid
      to change the world.
      What about Bee Oolumbus?
      Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
      Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
      We were thinking
      of stickball or candy stores.
      How old are you?
      The bee community
      is supporting you in this case,
      which will be the trial
      of the bee century.
      You know, they have a Larry King
      in the human world too.
      It's a common name. Next week...
      He looks like you and has a show
      and suspenders and colored dots...
      Next week...
      Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
      guest even though you just heard 'em.
      Bear Week next week!
      They're scary, hairy and here live.
      Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
      squinty eyes, very Jewish.
      In tennis, you attack
      at the point of weakness!
      It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
      Honey, her backhand's a joke!
      I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
      Quiet, please.
      Actual work going on here.
      - Is that that same bee?
      - Yes, it is!
      I'm helping him sue the human race.
      - Hello.
      - Hello, bee.
      This is Ken.
      Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
      ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
      Why does he talk again?
      Listen, you better go
      'cause we're really busy working.
      But it's our yogurt night!
      Bye-bye.
      Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
      You poor thing.
      You two have been at this for hours!
      Yes, and Adam here
      has been a huge help.
      - Frosting...
      - How many sugars?
      Just one. I try not
      to use the competition.
      So why are you helping me?
      Bees have good qualities.
      And it takes my mind off the shop.
      Instead of flowers, people
      are giving balloon bouquets now.
      Those are great, if you're three.
      And artificial flowers.
      - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
      - Yeah, me too.
      Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
      Bees must hate those fake things!
      Nothing worse
      than a daffodil that's had work done.
      Maybe this could make up
      for it a little bit.
      - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
      - I guess.
      You sure you want to go through with it?
      Am I sure? When I'm done with
      the humans, they won't be able
      to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
      without paying a royalty!
      It's an incredible scene
      here in downtown Manhattan,
      where the world anxiously waits,
      because for the first time in history,
      we will hear for ourselves
      if a honeybee can actually speak.
      What have we gotten into here, Barry?
      It's pretty big, isn't it?
      I can't believe how many humans
      don't work during the day.
      You think billion-dol

    • @him6008
      @him6008 6 років тому +2

      You think billion-dollar multinational
      food companies have good lawyers?
      Everybody needs to stay
      behind the barricade.
      - What's the matter?
      - I don't know, I just got a chill.
      Well, if it isn't the bee team.
      You boys work on this?
      All rise! The Honorable
      Judge Bumbleton presiding.
      All right. Oase number 4475,
      Superior Oourt of New York,
      Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
      is now in session.
      Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
      the five food companies collectively?
      A privilege.
      Mr. Benson... you're representing
      all the bees of the world?
      I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
      we're ready to proceed.
      Mr. Montgomery,
      your opening statement, please.
      Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
      my grandmother was a simple woman.
      Born on a farm, she believed
      it was man's divine right
      to benefit from the bounty
      of nature God put before us.
      If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
      Mr. Benson imagines,
      just think of what would it mean.
      I would have to negotiate
      with the silkworm
      for the elastic in my britches!
      Talking bee!
      How do we know this isn't some sort of
      holographic motion-picture-capture
      Hollywood wizardry?
      They could be using laser beams!
      Robotics! Ventriloquism!
      Oloning! For all we know,
      he could be on steroids!
      Mr. Benson?
      Ladies and gentlemen,
      there's no trickery here.
      I'm just an ordinary bee.
      Honey's pretty important to me.
      It's important to all bees.
      We invented it!
      We make it. And we protect it
      with our lives.
      Unfortunately, there are
      some people in this room
      who think they can take it from us
      'cause we're the little guys!
      I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
      you'll see how, by taking our honey,
      you not only take everything we have
      but everything we are!
      I wish he'd dress like that
      all the time. So nice!
      Oall your first witness.
      So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
      of Honey Farms, big company you have.
      I suppose so.
      I see you also own
      Honeyburton and Honron!
      Yes, they provide beekeepers
      for our farms.
      Beekeeper. I find that
      to be a very disturbing term.
      I don't imagine you employ
      any bee-free-ers, do you?
      - No.
      - I couldn't hear you.
      - No.
      - No.
      Because you don't free bees.
      You keep bees. Not only that,
      it seems you thought a bear would be
      an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
      They're very lovable creatures.
      Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
      You mean like this?
      Bears kill bees!
      How'd you like his head crashing
      through your living room?!
      Biting into your couch!
      Spitting out your throw pillows!
      OK, that's enough. Take him away.
      So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
      Your name intrigues me.
      - Where have I heard it before?
      - I was with a band called The Police.
      But you've never been
      a police officer, have you?
      No, I haven't.
      No, you haven't. And so here
      we have yet another example
      of bee culture casually
      stolen by a human
      for nothing more than
      a prance-about stage name.
      Oh, please.
      Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
      Because I'm feeling
      a little stung, Sting.
      Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
      That's not his real name?! You idiots!
      Mr. Liotta, first,
      belated congratulations on
      your Emmy win for a guest spot
      on ER in 2005.
      Thank you. Thank you.
      I see from your resume
      that you're devilishly handsome
      with a churning inner turmoil
      that's ready to blow.
      I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
      Not yet it isn't. But is this
      what it's come to for you?
      Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
      so you don't
      have to rehearse
      your part and learn your lines, sir?
      Watch it, Benson!
      I could blow right now!
      This isn't a goodfella.
      This is a badfella!
      Why doesn't someone just step on
      this creep, and we can all go home?!
      - Order in this court!
      - You're all thinking it!
      Order! Order, I say!
      - Say it!
      - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
      I think it was awfully nice
      of that bear to pitch in like that.
      I think the jury's on our side.
      Are we doing everything right, legally?
      I'm a florist.
      Right. Well, here's to a great team.
      To a great team!
      Well, hello.
      - Ken!
      - Hello.
      I didn't think you were coming.
      No, I was just late.
      I tried to call, but... the battery.
      I didn't want all this to go to waste,
      so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
      Oh, that was lucky.
      There's a little left.
      I could heat it up.
      Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
      So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
      I'm not much for the game myself.
      The ball's a little grabby.
      That's where I usually sit.
      Right... there.
      Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
      and he agreed with me that eating with
      chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
      You think I don't see what you're doing?
      I know how hard it is to find
      the rightjob. We have that in common.
      Do we?
      Bees have 100 percent employment,
      but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
      That's just what
      I was thinking about doing.
      Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
      for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
      I'm going to drain the old stinger.
      Yeah, you do that.
      Look at that.
      You know, I've just about had it
      with your little mind games.
      - What's that?
      - Italian Vogue.
      Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
      A lot of ads.
      Remember what Van said, why is
      your life more valuable than mine?
      Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
      I think something stinks in here!
      I love the smell of flowers.
      How do you like the smell of flames?!
      Not as much.
      Water bug! Not taking sides!
      Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
      This is pathetic!
      I've got issues!
      Well, well, well, a royal flush!
      - You're bluffing.
      - Am I?
      Surf's up, dude!
      Poo water!
      That bowl is gnarly.
      Except for those dirty yellow rings!
      Kenneth! What are you doing?!
      You know, I don't even like honey!
      I don't eat it!
      We need to talk!
      He's just a little bee!
      And he happens to be
      the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
      Long time? What are you talking about?!
      Are there other bugs in your life?
      No, but there are other things bugging
      me in life. And you're one of them!
      Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
      My nerves are fried from riding
      on this emotional roller coaster!
      Goodbye, Ken.
      And for your information,
      I prefer sugar-free, artificial
      sweeteners made by man!
      I'm sorry about all that.
      I know it's got
      an aftertaste! I like it!
      I always felt there was some kind
      of barrier between Ken and me.
      I couldn't overcome it.
      Oh, well.
      Are you OK for the trial?
      I believe Mr. Montgomery
      is about out of ideas.
      We would like to call
      Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
      Good idea! You can really see why he's
      considered one of the best lawyers...
      Yeah.
      Layton, you've
      gotta weave some magic
      with this jury,
      or it's gonna be all over.
      Don't worry. The only thing I have
      to do to turn this jury around
      is to remind them
      of what they don't like about bees.
      - You got the tweezers?
      - Are you allergic?
      Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
      Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
      what I think we'd all like to know.
      What exactly is your relationship
      to that woman?
      We're friends.
      - Good friends?
      - Yes.
      How good? Do you live together?
      Wait a minute...
      Are you her little...
      ...bedbug?
      I've seen a bee documentary or two.
      From what I understand,
      doesn't your queen give birth
      to all the bee children?
      - Yeah, but...
      - So those aren't your real parents!
      - Oh, Barry...
      - Yes, they are!
      Hold me back!
      You're an illegitimate bee,
      aren't you, Benson?
      He's denouncing bees!
      Don't y'all date your cousins?
      - Objection!
      - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
      Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
      Oh, I'm hit!!
      Oh, lordy, I am hit!
      Order! Order!
      The venom! The venom
      is coursing through my veins!
      I have been felled
      by a winged beast of destruction!
      You see? You can't treat them
      like equals! They're striped savages!
      Stinging's the only thing
      they know! It's their way!
      - Adam, stay with me.
      - I can't feel my legs.
      What angel of mercy
      will come forward to suck the poison
      from my heaving buttocks?
      I will have order in this court. Order!
      Order, please!
      The case of the honeybees
      versus the human race
      took a pointed turn against the bees
      yesterday when one of their legal
      team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
      - Hey, buddy.
      - Hey.
      - Is there much pain?
      - Yeah.
      I...
      I blew the whole case, didn't I?
      It doesn't matter. What matters is
      you're alive. You could have died.
      I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
      They got it from the cafeteria
      downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
      Look, there's
      a little celery still on it.
      What was it like to sting someone?
      I can't explain it. It was all...
      All adrenaline and then...
      and then ecstasy!
      All right.
      You think it was all a trap?
      Of course. I'm sorry.
      I flew us right into this.
      What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
      just a couple of bugs in this world.
      What will the humans do to us
      if they win?
      I don't know.
      I hear they put the roaches in motels.
      That doesn't sound so bad.
      Adam, they check in,
      but they don't check out!
      Oh, my.
      Oould you get a nurse
      to close that window?
      - Why?
      - The smoke.
      Bees don't smoke.
      Right. Bees don't smoke.
      Bees don't smoke!
      But some bees are smoking.
      That's it! That's our case!
      It is? It's not over?
      Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
      Get back to the court and stall.
      Stall any way you can.
      And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
      Mr. Flayman.
      Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
      Where is the rest of your team?
      Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
      Bees are traine

    • @him6008
      @him6008 6 років тому +2

      Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
      and as a result,
      we don't make very good time.
      I actually heard a funny story about...
      Your Honor,
      haven't these ridiculous bugs
      taken up enough
      of this court's valuable time?
      How much longer will we allow
      these absurd shenanigans to go on?
      They have presented no compelling
      evidence to support their charges
      against my clients,
      who run legitimate businesses.
      I move for a complete dismissal
      of this entire case!
      Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
      to have to consider
      Mr. Montgomery's motion.
      But you can't! We have a terrific case.
      Where is your proof?
      Where is the evidence?
      Show me the smoking gun!
      Hold it, Your Honor!
      You want a smoking gun?
      Here is your smoking gun.
      What is that?
      It's a bee smoker!
      What, this?
      This harmless little contraption?
      This couldn't hurt a fly,
      let alone a bee.
      Look at what has happened
      to bees who have never been asked,
      "Smoking or non?"
      Is this what nature intended for us?
      To be forcibly addicted
      to smoke machines
      and man-made wooden slat work camps?
      Living out our lives as honey slaves
      to the white man?
      - What are we gonna do?
      - He's playing the species card.
      Ladies and gentlemen, please,
      free these bees!
      Free the bees! Free the bees!
      Free the bees!
      Free the bees! Free the bees!
      The court finds in favor of the bees!
      Vanessa, we won!
      I knew you could do it! High-five!
      Sorry.
      I'm OK! You know what this means?
      All the honey
      will finally belong to the bees.
      Now we won't have
      to work so hard all the time.
      This is an unholy perversion
      of the balance of nature, Benson.
      You'll regret this.
      Barry, how much honey is out there?
      All right. One at a time.
      Barry, who are you wearing?
      My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
      and I have no pants.
      - What if Montgomery's right?
      - What do you mean?
      We've been living the bee way
      a long time, 27 million years.
      Oongratulations on your victory.
      What will you demand as a settlement?
      First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
      of all bee work camps.
      Then we want back the honey
      that was ours to begin with,
      every last drop.
      We demand an end to the glorification
      of the bear as anything more
      than a filthy, smelly,
      bad-breath stink machine.
      We're all aware
      of what they do in the woods.
      Wait for my signal.
      Take him out.
      He'll have nauseous
      for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
      And we will no longer tolerate
      bee-negative nicknames...
      But it's just a prance-about stage name!
      ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
      in bogus health products
      and la-dee-da human
      tea-time snack garnishments.
      Oan't breathe.
      Bring it in, boys!
      Hold it right there! Good.
      Tap it.
      Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
      and there's gallons more coming!
      - I think we need to shut down!
      - Shut down? We've never shut down.
      Shut down honey production!
      Stop making honey!
      Turn your key, sir!
      What do we do now?
      Oannonball!
      We're shutting honey production!
      Mission abort.
      Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
      Returning to base.
      Adam, you wouldn't believe
      how much honey was out there.
      Oh, yeah?
      What's going on? Where is everybody?
      - Are they out celebrating?
      - They're home.
      They don't know what to do.
      Laying out, sleeping in.
      I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
      to San Antonio with a cricket.
      At least we got our honey back.
      Sometimes I think, so what if humans
      liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
      It's the greatest thing in the world!
      I was excited to be part of making it.
      This was my new desk. This was my
      new job. I wanted to do it really well.
      And now...
      Now I can't.
      I don't understand
      why they're not happy.
      I thought their lives would be better!
      They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
      Honey really changes people.
      You don't have any idea
      what's going on, do you?
      - What did you want to show me?
      - This.
      What happened here?
      That is not the half of it.
      Oh, no. Oh, my.
      They're all wilting.
      Doesn't look very good, does it?
      No.
      And whose fault do you think that is?
      You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
      Bees?
      Specifically, me.
      I didn't think bees not needing to make
      honey would affect all these things.
      It's notjust flowers.
      Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
      That's our whole SAT test right there.
      Take away produce, that affects
      the entire animal kingdom.
      And then, of course...
      The human species?
      So if there's no more pollination,
      it could all just go south here,
      couldn't it?
      I know this is also partly my fault.
      How about a suicide pact?
      How do we do it?
      - I'll sting you, you step on me.
      - Thatjust kills you twice.
      Right, right.
      Listen, Barry...
      sorry, but I gotta get going.
      I had to open my mouth and talk.
      Vanessa?
      Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
      Where are you going?
      To the final Tournament of Roses parade
      in Pasadena.
      They've moved it to this weekend
      because all the flowers are dying.
      It's the last chance
      I'll ever have to see it.
      Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
      I never meant it to turn out like this.
      I know. Me neither.
      Tournament of Roses.
      Roses can't do sports.
      Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
      Roses!
      Vanessa!
      Roses?!
      Barry?
      - Roses are flowers!
      - Yes, they are.
      Flowers, bees, pollen!
      I know.
      That's why this is the last parade.
      Maybe not.
      Oould you ask him to slow down?
      Oould you slow down?
      Barry!
      OK, I made a huge mistake.
      This is a total disaster, all my fault.
      Yes, it kind of is.
      I've ruined the planet.
      I wanted to help you
      with the flower shop.
      I've made it worse.
      Actually, it's completely closed down.
      I thought maybe you were remodeling.
      But I have another idea, and it's
      greater than my previous ideas combined.
      I don't want to hear it!
      All right, they have the roses,
      the roses have the pollen.
      I know every bee, plant
      and flower bud in this park.
      All we gotta do is get what they've got
      back here with what we've got.
      - Bees.
      - Park.
      - Pollen!
      - Flowers.
      - Repollination!
      - Across the nation!
      Tournament of Roses,
      Pasadena, Oalifornia.
      They've got nothing
      but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
      Security will be tight.
      I have an idea.
      Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
      Official floral business. It's real.
      Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
      Thank you. It was a gift.
      Once inside,
      we just pick the right float.
      How about The Princess and the Pea?
      I could be the princess,
      and you could be the pea!
      Yes, I got it.
      - Where should I sit?
      - What are you?
      - I believe I'm the pea.
      - The pea?
      It goes under the mattresses.
      - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
      - I'm getting the marshal.
      You do that!
      This whole parade is a fiasco!
      Let's see what this baby'll do.
      Hey, what are you doing?!
      Then all we do
      is blend in with traffic...
      ...without arousing suspicion.
      Once at the airport,
      there's no stopping us.
      Stop! Security.
      - You and your insect pack your float?
      - Yes.
      Has it been
      in your possession the entire time?
      Would you remove your shoes?
      - Remove your stinger.
      - It's part of me.
      I know. Just having some fun.
      Enjoy your flight.
      Then if we're lucky, we'll have
      just enough pollen to do the job.
      Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
      have just enough pollen to do the job!
      I think this is gonna work.
      It's got to work.
      Attention, passengers,
      this is Oaptain Scott.
      We have a bit of bad weather
      in New York.
      It looks like we'll experience
      a couple hours delay.
      Barry, these are cut flowers
      with no water. They'll never make it.
      I gotta get up there
      and talk to them.
      Be careful.
      Oan I get help
      with the Sky Mall magazine?
      I'd like to order the talking
      inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
      Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
      - What'd you say, Hal?
      - Nothing.
      Bee!
      Don't freak out! My entire species...
      What are you doing?
      - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
      - Who's an attorney?
      Don't move.
      Oh, Barry.
      Good afternoon, passengers.
      This is your captain.
      Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
      please report to the cockpit?
      And please hurry!
      What happened here?
      There was a DustBuster,
      a toupee, a life raft exploded.
      One's bald, one's in a boat,
      they're both unconscious!
      - Is that another bee joke?
      - No!
      No one's flying the plane!
      This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
      What's your status?
      This is Vanessa Bloome.
      I'm a florist from New York.
      Where's the pilot?
      He's unconscious,
      and so is the copilot.
      Not good. Does anyone onboard
      have flight experience?
      As a matter of fact, there is.
      - Who's that?
      - Barry Benson.
      From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
      Vanessa, this is nothing more
      than a big metal bee.
      It's got giant wings, huge engines.
      I can't fly a plane.
      - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
      - Yes.
      How hard could it be?
      Wait, Barry!
      We're headed into some lightning.
      This is Bob Bumble. We have some
      late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
      where a suspenseful scene
      is developing.
      Barry Benson,
      fresh from his legal victory...
      That's Barry!
      ...is attempting to land a plane,
      loaded with people, flowers
      and an incapacitated flight crew.
      Flowers?!
      We have a storm in the area
      and two individuals at the controls
      with absolutely no flight experience.
      Just a minute.
      There's a bee on that plane.
      I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
      and his no-account compadres.
      They've done enough damage.
      But isn't he your only hope?
      Technically, a bee
      shouldn't be able to fly at all.
      Their wings are too small...
      Haven't we heard this a million times?
      "The surface area of the wings

    • @him6008
      @him6008 6 років тому +3

      "The surface area of the wings
      and body mass make no sense."
      - Get this on the air!
      - Got it.
      - Stand by.
      - We're going live.
      The way we work may be a mystery to you.
      Making honey takes a lot of bees
      doing a lot of small jobs.
      But let me tell you about a small job.
      If you do it well,
      it makes a big difference.
      More than we realized.
      To us, to everyone.
      That's why I want to get bees
      back to working together.
      That's the bee way!
      We're not made of Jell-O.
      We get behind a fellow.
      - Black and yellow!
      - Hello!
      Left, right, down, hover.
      - Hover?
      - Forget hover.
      This isn't so hard.
      Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
      Barry, what happened?!
      Wait, I think we were
      on autopilot the whole time.
      - That may have been helping me.
      - And now we're not!
      So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
      All of you, let's get
      behind this fellow! Move it out!
      Move out!
      Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
      you copy me with the wings of the plane!
      Don't have to yell.
      I'm not yelling!
      We're in a lot of trouble.
      It's very hard to concentrate
      with that panicky tone in your voice!
      It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
      I can't do this!
      Vanessa, pull yourself together.
      You have to snap out of it!
      You snap out of it.
      You snap out of it.
      - You snap out of it!
      - You snap out of it!
      - You snap out of it!
      - You snap out of it!
      - You snap out of it!
      - You snap out of it!
      - Hold it!
      - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
      How is the plane flying?
      I don't know.
      Hello?
      Benson, got any flowers
      for a happy occasion in there?
      The Pollen Jocks!
      They do get behind a fellow.
      - Black and yellow.
      - Hello.
      All right, let's drop this tin can
      on the blacktop.
      Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
      No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
      Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
      - Thinking bee.
      - Thinking bee.
      Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      Wait a minute.
      I think I'm feeling something.
      - What?
      - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
      Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
      Bring the nose down.
      Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      - What in the world is on the tarmac?
      - Get some lights on that!
      Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
      - OK.
      Out the engines. We're going in
      on bee power. Ready, boys?
      Affirmative!
      Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
      Land on that flower!
      Ready? Full reverse!
      Spin it around!
      - Not that flower! The other one!
      - Which one?
      - That flower.
      - I'm aiming at the flower!
      That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
      I mean the giant pulsating flower
      made of millions of bees!
      Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
      Rotate around it.
      - This is insane, Barry!
      - This's the only way I know how to fly.
      Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
      flying in an insect-like pattern?
      Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
      Smell it. Full reverse!
      Just drop it. Be a part of it.
      Aim for the center!
      Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
      Oome on, already.
      Barry, we did it!
      You taught me how to fly!
      - Yes. No high-five!
      - Right.
      Barry, it worked!
      Did you see the giant flower?
      What giant flower? Where? Of course
      I saw the flower! That was genius!
      - Thank you.
      - But we're not done yet.
      Listen, everyone!
      This runway is covered
      with the last pollen
      from the last flowers
      available anywhere on Earth.
      That means this is our last chance.
      We're the only ones who make honey,
      pollinate flowers and dress like this.
      If we're gonna survive as a species,
      this is our moment! What do you say?
      Are we going to be bees, orjust
      Museum of Natural History keychains?
      We're bees!
      Keychain!
      Then follow me! Except Keychain.
      Hold on, Barry. Here.
      You've earned this.
      Yeah!
      I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
      fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
      Oh, yeah.
      That's our Barry.
      Mom! The bees are back!
      If anybody needs
      to make a call, now's the time.
      I got a feeling we'll be
      working late tonight!
      Here's your change. Have a great
      afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
      Would you like some honey with that?
      It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
      Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
      And I don't see a nickel!
      Sometimes I just feel
      like a piece of meat!
      I had no idea.
      Barry, I'm sorry.
      Have you got a moment?
      Would you excuse me?
      My mosquito associate will help you.
      Sorry I'm late.
      He's a lawyer too?
      I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
      All I needed was a briefcase.
      Have a great afternoon!
      Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
      and I can't get them anywhere.
      No problem, Vannie.
      Just leave it to me.
      You're a lifesaver, Barry.
      Oan I help who's next?
      All right, scramble, jocks!
      It's time to fly.
      Thank you, Barry!
      That bee is living my life!
      Let it go, Kenny.
      - When will this nightmare end?!
      - Let it all go.
      - Beautiful day to fly.
      - Sure is.
      Between you and me,
      I was dying to get out of that office.
      You have got
      to start thinking bee, my friend.
      - Thinking bee!
      - Me?
      Hold it. Let's just stop
      for a second. Hold it.
      I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
      Oan we stop here?
      I'm not making a major life decision
      during a production number!
      All right. Take ten, everybody.
      Wrap it up, guys.
      I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

  • @NetheriteMiner
    @NetheriteMiner 3 роки тому +4

    4:12 EVEN THE CLOUDS HOW DID HE MISS IT

  • @JayTacoDustyTowers
    @JayTacoDustyTowers 6 років тому +36

    #YIAYihob stands for
    Irrational
    hate
    of
    Bananas

  • @selenarobledo2196
    @selenarobledo2196 6 років тому +44

    I -
    H-ad
    O-ne thought
    B-efore the slaughter, this man will not make an orphan of my daughter !!
    #yiayihob

  • @spamashaela
    @spamashaela 6 років тому +29

    International
    House
    Of
    Bpancakes
    #YIAYihob

    • @kahitano60
      @kahitano60 6 років тому

      You mean "International House of Butter"???

  • @freddie8610
    @freddie8610 4 роки тому

    The thing I love is that when he displayed the videos reviewing the team 10 tour, one of them was watched.

  • @arakikingu6257
    @arakikingu6257 6 років тому +21

    International
    House
    Of
    Boar vessel 500-600BC Etruscan
    ceramic

  • @connor.k
    @connor.k 6 років тому +62

    #YIAYihob
    I
    H
    O
    Lasagna

    • @Ben10Truther
      @Ben10Truther 6 років тому

      CK Films freaking died laughing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shadowguy6737
      @shadowguy6737 6 років тому

      I don’t get it

  • @thefowles1
    @thefowles1 6 років тому +68

    "#YIAYihob"?
    you missed a perfect pun opportunity by not making it YIAYhob, jack
    disappointing

  • @hunterzorn-banooni8037
    @hunterzorn-banooni8037 5 років тому +20

    he’s saying “you took the time to play this in reverse.”

  • @anthonypadullo
    @anthonypadullo 6 років тому +67

    I - IHOP
    H - Has
    O -
    B - Burgers

  • @iforgottowipe7231
    @iforgottowipe7231 6 років тому +65

    Iancakes
    Hancakes
    Oancakes
    🅱️ancakes
    #YIAYihob

  • @Dekuscrub23
    @Dekuscrub23 6 років тому +44

    #YIAYihob
    I- International
    H- house
    O- Of
    B- burgers or beefburger is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bread roll or bun. The patty may be pan fried, barbecued, or flame broiled. Hamburgers are often served with cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon, onion, pickles, or chiles; condiments such as mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, relish, or "special sauce"; and are frequently placed on sesame seed buns. A hamburger topped with cheese is called a cheeseburger.
    Hamburger
    Course
    Main course
    Place of origin
    Germany (disputed)
    Created by
    Multiple claims (see text)
    Serving temperature
    Hot
    Main ingredients
    Ground meat, bread
    Cookbook: Hamburger Media: Hamburger
    The term "burger" can also be applied to the meat patty on its own, especially in the UK where the term "patty" is rarely used, or the term can even refer simply to ground beef. The term may be prefixed with the type of meat or meat substitute used, as in "turkey burger", "bison burger", or "veggie burger".
    Hamburgers are sold at fast-food restaurants, diners, and specialty and high-end restaurants (where burgers may sell for several times the cost of a fast-food burger, but may be one of the cheaper options on the menu). There are many international and regional variations of the hamburger.

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf 6 років тому +1

    Ring comes with a video door bell, floodlights, reinforced gates, watch towers, patrolling helicopter, and 4 guards.

  • @vero4449
    @vero4449 6 років тому +157

    #yiayihob
    Is
    Hentai
    Okay
    Bro
    ?

  • @dominicm8251
    @dominicm8251 6 років тому +832

    I know what IHOB means!!!
    Every
    Villain
    Is
    Lemons
    *Oh wait*

    • @trunkflipmaster1979
      @trunkflipmaster1979 6 років тому +10

      Oh really!?!? I have another question for you!
      Is mayonnaise an instrument!?!?

    • @dominicm8251
      @dominicm8251 6 років тому +2

      TrunkFlipMaster , Y E S

    • @dominicm8251
      @dominicm8251 6 років тому +4

      GracieAndLexie Slime 😂 the salt

    • @dominicm8251
      @dominicm8251 6 років тому +1

      GracieAndLexie Slime why u no like my joke is funny 😊

    • @dominicm8251
      @dominicm8251 6 років тому +1

      GracieAndLexie Slime okay well i hate when people get salty cuz they arent as funny as someone else soooo loosen up that knot in ur panties okay its all in good fun 😂 cya around

  • @cameronb9137
    @cameronb9137 6 років тому +100

    Irrational
    Haters
    Of
    Breakfast
    #YIAYihob

    • @orangemonks894
      @orangemonks894 6 років тому

      The Real Germany
      Burgers are better!

  • @cubingextra1258
    @cubingextra1258 6 років тому +5

    1:32 it’s plain rocky 123