Things Not To Say On A Shidduch Date
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- Опубліковано 31 лип 2024
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A comprehensive analysis of some of the worst things you could say on a shidduch date
Part I of the Lev Aryeh Purim shpiel 2013
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“I’ve been learning Mesechet Gittin, so if it doesn’t work out, I know the halachot” this was hilarious
Halachoiiiiis
"Nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date"- greatest line of all time!
One of the funniest clips around, but you really need to know the Jewish orthodox world to appreciate the humor.
YES!!
True
Lol “i know this traif Item known as the denim skirt” im in tears! 😂😂😂😂
HYSTERICAL. My husband and I were laughing till we cried at the "I have a minhag to be misboded every half hour." Great job- keep producing quality and clean entertainment!
my wife dated 16 years, never went 3 dates before we met. 8 dates in 5 weeks, we celebrate 12th in november and have 4 children. she cant eatch this video its so accurate. u guys are brilliant comedians!
"The more ice you put in, you don't get so much soda!" 💀💀💀💀
I remember my kids asking why I always order mine with light ice..."Ice is a scam! It's already cooled in the machine and they charge you $1.50 then give you half soda!"
1:42 "if i dont look directly into your eyes it's not because I'm very frum it's because I'm nervous" and 3:05 "I'm in my room studying my shulchan aruch and you're in the kitchen with your shulchan aruch" LOLLLL those really got me
Haha love this vid. These guys are so funny!!
"The reward system in our house isn't going to be with vacations, iPods, gifts.. a chocolate chip!"
😂😂
6:04 was hysterical😂😂😂
This just doesn't get old!
This was great! Would love to see a Covid19 version of this. Fresh material, same guys.
What's covid 19
i think id would be good
2:00 even the cameraman is trying not to laugh
It's a SATIRE>
Haaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha "there's nothing like a cigarette on a bad date!"
every time i watch this i feel like im on a date in a lounge all over again LOLL this was great :)
My favorite part is the joke at 2:10
and also - "You mind if I smoke? Oh you do? Ok no problem, I wont blow near you"
Oh and the part - "You and I know that this this is not imaiseh. So, eeeh, tell me.... you have any younger sisters? lololol
Thinking about posting the bloopers...
I'm not Jewish :( but I understood most of it. I break out in laughter at random moments still. Hysterical!
I don’t think you really get the real funny jokes
Are you at all familiar with Jewish culture?
glasses dude is the best-he's outrageous-and so deadpan
He's a riot!
He's giving me flashbacks from my old boss who was such a shmuck 🤦♀️
Totally
There were two glasses dudes, but I think you meant the disciplinarian.
hahahahahha this is hilarious.....there's nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date....i laughed so hard
Oh, for Heaven's sakes. Too many serious comments. This is a SATIRE - based on the dumb, dumb, things said on such dates by young, or young-ish guys who don't know what they're doing. Sheesh. Give it a rest. It's simply too laugh.
Thank you. Finally, someone logical.
You guys are actually pretty good actors! Hysterical!
All of you are exceptional talents. Your humor is beyond your years, your delivery is cunning. It's almost uncomfortable to watch because your humor is so wise and astute it's slightly depressing you observed this much from how we date. :/
They're regular yeshiva guys and now happily married
My laughing muscles hurt
"If this doesn't work out I know the halachos" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"You're mamash like a mussar sefer" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I had to hit pause a few times to stop laughing! This is so hilarious!
Oh my gosh! This red headed guy is a genius!
The second guy, I can see George Costanza saying all that. :P
"...what's your name takeh?..." ROFL
I couldn't stop laughing!
I think it's 3:49. "We have what to talk about". Perfect! Please post more videos!
0:24 the tzitzis straggler string has me dying.
haha 5:39 I was cracking up! this video is hilarious-good job!
This was so funny I was cracking up the whole time
AWESOME !!!!
I was waiting for this ... !
I'll tell you what to say and what NOT to say on a Shidduch date,
If/when the prospective Kallah, as any true Baas Yisroel is compelled to request of her true real life Zivik."What is your favorite Meh'Sech'Tah"?? Her suitor under any circumstances should never respond with,say, Gitten, Yeh'Vom'Oys,or Chas Veh'Sholom,Makos,but to offer Kehdushin, KehSooBoyss, and certainly best of all, ShehK'Kulim!
I personally like Kiddushin and Shabbos.
here comes Mrs.Kugelmacher!!!
lmao rofl
"How many diets did you try?" Haha...Next!
This is THE funniest videos iv’e seen in years😂
i love this!! "i'm going to have to check your yichus if you don't like chulent" hahaha
I'm writing a script for a film about a sidduch and this was amazing inspo for me haha thank you!!
OMG! That is awesome!!! Make another one!!!
I think I may have been over on some of these.
Most non English expressions in this video are Hebrew and are used because they express concepts more succinctly than any translation.
make a full hd video
when do u get to the part about what not to say?
you got talent, love to host you on the midnightrabbid inspired blog and for shabbos, going to post this on my shidduch blog on the midnightrabbi spiritual guide :D
this video made me laugh and cry at the same time!
"You don't like drugs??"
Ari Bari got a feeling your gonna be left hanging😂
This kid has so much talent
Lo never gets old
is the first one the one who sings in the aviera song?
This is great!
The actors are wonderful!
I feel the pain radiating off the screen.
this video is hilarious and even more relevant now, with the famous agunah case in Lakewood.
Great job to all, but loved the chocolate chip line. Genius!
@HauntersRage Should have them up tomorrow. Check back.
Starts off painful, gets pretty watchable and funny.
They were posted on our channel. Go check them out!
Amazing
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Part 2?
What the heck did I just watch?! (It's a good thing). 😄 If this video is based on some fact, that's kind of a terrifying([ly] hilarious!) thought. If these were my shidduchim, they'd probably mistake my reaction as an approval because I'd be laughing way too hard the entire time. 😆
this is amazing!!!!!
a chocolate chip!!! XD
I watched this a while ago but I just caught the detail that his belt buckle was open and his tzitzit were sticking out of his zipper.
absolutelyy hilariousss!!
Dr. Dreizich is legit the funniest guy around! A professional comedian!
Good stuff "there is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date "
“There is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date!”
Have to say this one brought tears to me eyes... Funny stuff.
Brilliant!
Lol, I always ask for my drinks with no ice. Is that a thing?
That guy really won't let the cholent thing go
whats black and white and red all over? a yeshiva bochur on his first date
what's your name taka lol
Yup!
How much do you weigh ?!!! I'm dead
On target interview people about their worst ones and reenact them ....
Real talent 👏
I fell of my chair when he said you like basketball lol
6:00 is so funny :)
DAMN funny!
Love it!!
(Avrumi -- is that you? You're great. Spare the rod, spoil the child.)
Love the nervous energy guy - from the tzitz hanging out of his fly to his hisbodedus. You know -- "Ladies". Mammish brilliant.
brilliant.
look up the definition of 'passive-aggressive' if you're planning to use the term again
@Lev Aryeh - upload them, the bloopers that is
@levaryeh can I have permission to post this video on our Instagram page? We love it!
Sure, go ahead
What is this actors name
so accurate its scary
Lol
So one day a yunge mon comes home and he sees his wife on the floor dead!
With eech vace nisht vus.. A knife stuck in her head!
Acchh ladies
(Laughs)Atleast she won't be spending all my money on my credit cards cuz u know ladies spend a lot of money😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay now I’m even more scared
Who's the lubavitcher?
THIS HAS ME ROLLINGG
lol! you guys are pretty funny
upload more!
Hysterical.
the music was the best part
absolutely hilariousss
This is one of the reasons why boys and girls should not be separated so much from each other!
Nope, some boys are just incredibly bad at talking tachlis.
What?
I am mortified.