Advent Calendars 2023 Day 1 | Ashens and Nerdcubed
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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2023
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This year it's a 4-way battle: Barbenheimer, weird science and sitcoms! Whoever wins, we all lose, as we have to experience the dreaded punishment calendar.
Once again: Many, many salutes to Matt Collins for doing all the editing.
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To be fair, that little reindeer has been fairly reliable over the last few years
It'll be a wild day when Dan breaks it out for Advent and it sounds like a Chaos Spawn.
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I am also happy that the Reliable Reindeer was spared.
I've got my own reliable reindeer and he comes out every year now to sit with the Nativity! Now Christmas has started!
What year was the reindeer again?
Every year I forget about the reindeer.
Every year I am set free.
Every year I am reminded of the unendingly reliable scourge that was unleashed onto this world.
Grass mask save us all
GRASS MASK SAVE US ALL
PRAISE THE GRASS MASK@@BenPanced
The cheese calendar was truly legendary, you could tell their suffering compounded with each day.
They filmed it in one day.
@@Okurka. i meant day as in each video being posted lol
Nothing will ever top the cheese calendar sadly
@@marshtomp8 I think the exercise calendar would’ve come close ngl
The German barbecue spices calendar was pretty horrible, each day you get mouth-searing concentrated spice dust and a handful of salt
I cannot believe this series has been running since 2015. It's a bonafide tradition and I am so ready for it.
2012 if you count when Ashens did Advent calendar review things on his own.
Hopefully there will be a decade anniversary edition
This series always pops up right as i forget about its existence.
It's good to know Christmas is here at last
Im exactly the same, been following them since 2012, yet every 1st of december and i watch youtube and find the first day of the advent calender im always like, yeeeaaah advent!
Haha, same here! It's a very nice surprise!
I forgot it was December and forgot what that means!
I felt the same exact thing when I saw this video. I was like,” oh yeah, the thing I watch every day for a month every year still exists.
Funny thing is I thought about it a couple of days ago and started to get excited about it lol
The reliable reindeer officially brings in the Christmas season!
The reliable reindeer reliably appears every December.
Very reliable batteries.
AKA the “cuddly moose”
666 likes, don't spoil it
So.. lots of men in military outfits with very flamboyant pink furniture and the backdrop of a bar... This is going to be the most FABULOUS advent ever! :D
Don't forget the lame science "experiments"...I don't know how that would fit into the situation, but I'm sure someone could come up with a passable joke.
@@mattpace1026 and the horse stuff one has music too for the ambience
I mean we all experiment from time to time...@@mattpace1026
“24 Days of Exorcise” would be way more interesting for an advent calendar, I think
You start out with low level demons and work your way up to the devil on Christmas
The Oppenheimer calendar should've been a different radioactive isotope each day. Probably less deadly than some of the stuff that Stuart has ingested.
"Oh, Plutonium! My favorite of the radioactive elements."
- Stewart Ashen
@@deathsyth8888 *opens next day* "You've got to be shitting me. It's just the tiniest little fairy sprinkle of potassium-40; barely even radioactive. They could have at least shoved the rest of the banana in there to give you something to snack on while you slowly die from disappointment."
I actually got a box at work the other day with a coworker's name on it that he asked me to grab from shipping while he was vacationing. I get there and it has a big radioactive warning on the side! Turns out it is just some Po-210 anti-static strips but it was quite a surprise.
By the time you open the thorium-234, half of it's gone.
Should have been a fallout calendar
Its officially christmas now
Christmas is in 24 days.
Truer words have never been spoken
Weebl is doing the advent videos again... YES
Agreed 👍
I had forgotten it was December!
That Only Fools And Horses calendar opening was such an emotional rollercoaster 🤣
In case anyone's wondering, "spannende" means "exciting" and the bit at the start of the book says something to the effect of "Dear Parents: thank you for choosing to purchase a Kraze Advent Calendar. The calendar offers 24 great experiments with explanations for children."
the "great experiment" part just doesn't jam with that shitty red looking glass. It does make me think of that science box my brother got when we were little, which had metal shavings, magnets, chemicals, and eletric stuff, but there's no way you can do anything like that with a 24 door calendar like this
@@thesteelrodent1796 ngl, I feel slightly cheated that Ashens didn't read out the Erklärung so we could judge how spannend that Experiment truly was.
Always a bit shocked about how much german I know, I was live translating as he was talking.
Asche mit Wirrkopfwürfel
@@thesteelrodent1796 You totally could, that magic calendar Stuart had some years ago had a lot of effort put into it. This one's just sad. I googled it after seeing the video and it has 1 star on Amazon, sounds like it disappointed a lot of German kids.
One of the best things about Christmas is the annual grass mask terror.
They did virtually nothing last year so it was a bit... disappointing.
@@scott8919The grass masks were getting over having covid
i got bored with that very quickly. a joke is only funny so many times.
Advent means -two- _three_ things for me nowadays: The coming of Christ, the coming of the Grass Masks, and the Reliable Reindeer. And now I have a messed-up image in my head...
@@phantomhurricane666yeah. The joke stopped being funny YEARS ago. I hope they've come up with a new thing like a return of the "handjob fairy"
It's that special time of year when Dan and Stewart go the great lengths to travel back and forth for 24 days. every single day, without exception to record advent calendaring. I also appreciate their dedication to wearing the same clothes each day to make sure we don't get confused and think someone new took their place!
@@teamgeist3328 You're not wrong!
Stoohrte
Actually these are all recorded on the same day. Christmas day to be specific. They used the time stone to turn back time and upload these videos.
For me as a german I expect this series to be very spannend.
(It could be translated as _exciting_ in this case.)
Also, here is the introduction Stuart read from the calender book:
> Liebe Eltern, danke, dass Sie sich für den Kauf von einem Craze Adventskalender entschieden haben. Der Kalender beinhaltet 24 tolle Experimente mit Erklärungen für Kinder.
Meaning:
> Dear parents, thank you for buying a Craze advent calendar. The calendar contains 24 awesome experiments with explanations for children.
Or more literally, the first sentence would be:
> Dear parents, thank you for deciding for a purchase of a Craze advent calendar.
OK, these two are having WAY too much fun this year. Stuart has genuine belly laughs TWICE in the first twenty minutes. Somebody get them a Reliable Reindeer calendar, stat!
It doesn't really hit me how quickly time passes until these show up!
Indeed! I had my first Lindt chocolate today a lovely milk chocolate ball with a white choc filling, also it has an augmented reality video each day so each day is a different short video today was the lindt bears dancing
One day closer to death. YEEEEEEEY!
That sounds very cute.@@therunawaykid6523
@@Sgt-Wolf To what?
@@Okurka.Death. It's something that happens to us all where you go to sleep and never wake up 😢
You have no idea how happy this makes me. The fact that these two see how much a community of fans love it, the return of the reliable reindeer (and potential grass masks) it's just great.
24 monetized videos.
This has unironically been my advent tradition for years now
as A Nonbinary i do appreciate the inclusion of woozle goozle the german science mouse. most accurate nonbinary representation i've seen since outer wilds
You're not special. And there's no such thing as non-binary. You're either a man or a woman. Get. A. Grip.
As a German I can tell you that Woozle Goozle is from a prominent puppet player. His most famous characters are an old circus horse, a dog and a cleaning rag.
Bro
I expected it to start with “I’m a reliable reindeer” and I wasn’t disappointed
I completely forgot about the Reliable Reindeer. Guess he's still too new compared to the Grass Masks.
But why wasn't that the stinger at the end of the intro?
I will never get used to bald Ashen.
He was always bald.
It's the alternate universe villain Ashens
I never cared and he didn't have that much hair before anyways
Honestly doing one of these where the date is irrelevant and you're able to pick based on size/shape/date to try and win each round could actually be really cool and unique
Dan finally realizing the connection between Arsenal and the Gunners has to be one of the highlights of this year's Advent series!
Bless his heart.
My Christmas tradition of watching every single advent can now begin
This is one of those series with so much nostalgia that watching it really makes it feel like christmas
I just want Dan to know my partner and I love his shirt. We like Ashens’ shirt too, but Danhausen is a favorite in our house. So good on ya Dan. Also, as an Enby, I approve of the scientist puppet.
Stuarts german pronunciation was actually not bad, to be fair 😄
„Spannende Experimente“ - exciting experiments
The part from the manual „Liebe Eltern…“ - Dear parents, thank you for choosing to buy a Craze advent calendar. The calendar contains 24 great experiments, with explanations for children.
This series has been a december ritual for me for the past 4/5 years. Love love LOVE these!
16:25 - this whole segment might be one of the all-time great moments in the history of this series, AND WE'RE ONLY ON DAY 1 FOR 2023
Right??😭😭
I raise you the moment at 21:25.
@@th3lonef0x4 Oh yesss. Bust a gut laughing at that too xD we might be in for an all-time classic series!
In October I remembered Advent and was excited. In November I forgot all about Advent. On the first day of December I checked my subscriptions and giggled like a schoolgirl.
Bring it on!
"Oh that's why they're called the Gunners!"
"BARRY-?!"
Hark the heralds of Barshens return, as the spirit of Barry siezes The Cube in this the most Ominous of rituals.
This is already my favourite Ashens/Nerd Cubed advent. Please never stop.
Looks like this year might actually knock “The Great Cheese Incident” off my number 1 spot
If they actually do the exercises it potentially could. But it looks like they’ve bottled it so we’ll have to see 😂
@@tomcole020should've done it where if they both got a loss they should've both done a separate exercise on the card
Whenever the calendar turns to December, I always get so excited to see what horrors advent will bring this year!
I'm surprised that Reindeer has lasted all these years
reliable, indeed
Some say it’s not Christmas until Mariah Carey comes on the radio, I say it’s Christmas when Asher’s uploads on December 1st!
Or from an Australian perspective, december 2nd
And you havent survived Christmas untill you managed to survived "Whamageddon"
Stuart, I wanted to thank you for doing this every year. This was something I would watch with my mom every year and this is the first time I'll be watching without her. She always enjoyed you and Dan doing this each year and it saddens me that she won't get to see it this year, or any future ones. I hope this year's calendar will be a good one.
I was afraid that making your own calendars for each other last year would be the swan song for this series. So glad you're keeping this going.
It's not Christmas seeason without it.
My first year of Advent as it happens. Discovered Ashens this autumn, got to Tardis and Borg year so far.
STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND GO WATCH THE MYSTERY JELLY BEANS EPISODE.
You'll thank me later.
Yes!!! I have been following this ever since it started in 2013. And every year i have thought that i should have bought a special advent calendar too. But it has allways felt to late. This year i finally made it and bought a seed calendar and a tea calendar. This really is a nice tradition and i allways worry that it won't happen.
I forget this is a horror series technically sometimes, and then I’m pleasantly surprised. Welcome back grass masks.
Good to know Stuart has a clean sweep this year.
16:30 totally took me back to an old N³ vlog with Emma realising valve and steam were the same company. Excellent
Ashensvent is the most joyous time of the year! Praise Slepp!
My December Depression was kicking in today, and then this popped into my feed, and I was reminded there is still beauty and joy in the world.
This is my favourite tradition. Bless you both.
Winter depression is horrid. I've had it for many years. Looking forward to Spring, but in the meantime, watching this will help to lift my spirits.Been watching Ashens for well over a decade.
Thank you so much for still doing this. It's a genuine highlight of the year for me.
THIS is why I get excited for Christmas each year, this series is so cosy and makes me so happy 🥰
The Grass Mask should have a cameo in Turn Back.
I was so excited to see your faces again for advent. I spent the entire morning checking youtube to see if this episode was uploaded. When I saw it pop up, it made my day. Advent is always puts me in a good mood for Christmas. You guys even inspired me to make my own advent calander for my girlfriend. She loves it so far. Thank you both for making me smile every year
Insane to think they've been doing this for almost 10 years.
Things may change, but the reindeer is always reliable
Quite literally my very favorite personal Christmas Tradition, thank you Gents for doing this again this year!!
I had forgotten it was Dec 1 and when I saw this had uploaded I threw my vodka to the floor and splashed my face with ice water. The Advent Calendar is here again!
One of my favorite Christmas traditions! Thanks guys for still suffering through for us!
Thanks for bringing this series every December Stuart and Dan, you might be the most reliable of reindeers
been hyped for this year, i have my own calendar i'm opening alongside you guys for the first time. it's actually my first ever advent calendar, i'm very excited
I was feeling a bit miserable and Bah Winter It's Cold Harrumph earlier. Now I'm feeling crimbofestive and this is a distinct improvement. Thank you Dan and Stuart!
i gotta say this series is one of, if not the best, i wanna see each year! it's just so much fun!
So glad this is back. It's a December tradition to open our own advent calendars while watching each day.
Enby science puppets. That's such a fucking vibe.
I have been waiting for this. It's the one Christmas tradition that I love.
This series gives me joy, and this episode just keeps on giving! Looks like we’re in for one helluva ride. Something to look forward to every day. Don’t ever stop this tradition you guys.
"This time next year, Rodney... *wE'Ll haVe FAceS Of oUr VERy OwN!*"
The Reniable Reindeer has blessed us with another wonderful advent calendar series once again.
Didn’t even occur to me that this would be starting, today. My day was pretty miserable, and this made things a little better. Thanks guys:)
Ive been super excited for you guys advent this year ❤
Other Barbie calendars do have numbers on them. And the doll is day 1, so you can start playing. The next days have accesories or outfits so you can dress and outfit her. Barbie people seems to be pretty happy with the calender, and the price. 💗
Yes, I got confused by lack of numbers on their calendar as well, the Barbie advent calendar I gifted to my niece have numbers, and yes, Barbie is first day.
This is my one and only Christmas Tradition and it truly means the world to me 🙌 the festive chaos ensues!
In 10 years time when these finally end, I'll need to get a reliable reindeer and grass mask and do them myself just to fill the hole.
For now, I've got you two to do all the hole filling for me. Welcome back!
Honestly so glad you guys keep doing ths. It truly brings me joy :)
I look forward to these every year.
Everytime the advent extravaganza comes around it's like when lister finds norman lovett in red dwarf "alright dudes"
Nice of you to keep a portrait of Stuart on top of your shelf
2023 advent start is amazing! and grass mask on day one this gonna be wild, i have been waiting the whole year for this! Thank you Ashens and Cube!
Love this series. Also both of your shirts are awesome!
For something i love so much, each Christmas, i always somehow forget about it until it pops up, and i get super happy when i remember i have 25 more days of it! Hopefully the grass masks don't ever win the war and stop the series.
God, seeing Dan pull out the “Only Fools and Horses” calendar reminded me…
I had no idea what the show was, and for the longest time I thought Dan was saying “Only falls on horses” whenever he referred to it.
I for one am shocked that it isn’t a Western lol
I look forward to this series every year!
YAAAY yhey're back!!! this genuinly becoming part of my christmas tradition. I love you guys, thank you.
The way I rewatch every year before December to get ready for the next instalment in this franchise
As a nonbinary person, I can confirm-
I've never felt more represented than when I saw 'the german puppet who teaches children science' 🤣
It's our culture
The Ashens/N3 calender opening is genuinely one of my favorite parts of Christmas. Thanks for doing it another year!
I keep rewatching this…..so good! 😁
Okay, the content is great but I have to say: The Danhausen shirt!!! Also, as a resident non-binary Ashens fan - I approve of the weird non-binary option. We love weird puppets.
As another enby Ashens fan I concur with the approval, excellent and thanks guys
As yet another non-binary Ashens fan, I approve as well!
Just to hop on here - Dan's partner Rebecca is an enby I believe!
I can imagine this ending with the reindeer fighting the grass mask in space.
I was just thinking about these the other day, knowing it was very very soon, love you guys
Yay! One of my favorite holiday traditions is watching these.
I’d love to be at that Barbie cocktail soirée with Magnetic Del Boy, Ashens, Cube and Mr Commando 😂🍸
I've watched these lads for yonks, this is my favourite festive tradition at this point
LOVE this year's themes! looking forward to the next few days!
Yes yes yes been waiting all year for this !!!!!
Now the Christmas season can officially begin 😃
Not to judge too early but this has potential to be one of the best advent series ever
He'll yea!!!! Yeeeeeeaaah Christmas is officially hereeeee!!!!! Love it!!!! I wait all year for these and the holiday tat hauls!
Look forward to this every year
I just so happened to have watched The Barbie movie last night whilst my hubby went out and watched Oppenheimer 😂 I got the answer right way before Stuart did! Lol
The best recurring UA-cam series returns! All is well with the world.
Its such a nostalgic series for me at this point, I started watching in the year with the insane My Summer Car style VERA bolt set and every year since its somehow only been better🥰🥰
Outstanding, best part of December!
I cannot believe you are putting yourselves through it again. lol. Thanks