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  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Jane Goodall celebrating her 90th birthday with 90 dogs.
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  • @thecriticandi
    @thecriticandi 2 місяці тому +1961

    Jost's "size of a mouse's leg" comeback was amazing.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 2 місяці тому +32

      It was literally the perfect comeback.

    • @blackqueen164
      @blackqueen164 2 місяці тому +5

      Excellent comeback for Chemisogynist😮

    • @TaxmanTV
      @TaxmanTV 2 місяці тому +12

      Could not think of a better counter lol. Che was mentally castrated on that one.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 місяці тому +4

      Good to see Colin taking the offensive!
      But Dr Goodall has been vegan for a while. And she doesn't own any apes, but if she did, I. Sure she wouldn't feed them dogs. Don't talk about Dr Goodall like that! 😅

    • @ev25zv
      @ev25zv 2 місяці тому +3

      100% scripted

  • @NasXShady
    @NasXShady 2 місяці тому +461

    “No, no wait, take that joke back!”
    “We already locked it in” 😂

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 місяці тому +1565

    "the size of a mouse's leg?" I love it when my punchlines have their own punchlines. 🤣

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 місяці тому +17

      More like unintentionally unfortunate implications, but whatever.

    • @mattep74
      @mattep74 2 місяці тому +35

      He walked straight into that

    • @gz9520
      @gz9520 2 місяці тому +13

      @@canaisyoung3601
      This is not improv. They are working from a script

    • @twinsplay0795
      @twinsplay0795 2 місяці тому +8

      Lmao I loved when Michael Che held up his hand for a high-five, but Colin Jost just started at him

    • @megallica22
      @megallica22 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@gz9520 Thank you Captain Obvious. WWE is also scripted. Doesn't mean it can't be enjoyed all the same.

  • @Guy-qs5nz
    @Guy-qs5nz 2 місяці тому +292

    Jost's delivery of the line "...there's no dog" was masterclass perfect.

    • @j10001
      @j10001 2 місяці тому +3

      I saw it coming, but it was delightful nonetheless. Only the best joke’s can do that! 🏆

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 2 місяці тому +1

      @@j10001 Came here to say *exactly* this. I was at least a full beat ahead of it and I still spit coffee.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 2 місяці тому +695

    WOW Che walked right into that last one, thank god Jost took advantage of that.

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 2 місяці тому +13

      He didn't have another one, but the camera went back to him and waiting for him to have a word. Me thinks staged, but still funny.

    • @Dma118
      @Dma118 2 місяці тому +13

      The whole shows scripted ?

    • @dr.debajyotibose2928
      @dr.debajyotibose2928 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Dma118 Yes always

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 2 місяці тому

      damn you Mullaney

    • @mr.nguyen3222
      @mr.nguyen3222 2 місяці тому +11

      @@Dma118 scripted or not, still funny asf

  • @trantoMus1c
    @trantoMus1c 2 місяці тому +273

    “Brother same” 😂😂

  • @judgemorris
    @judgemorris 2 місяці тому +476

    “Yours is the size of a mouse’s leg?” 😂

  • @pipsic
    @pipsic 2 місяці тому +258

    That "no dog" joke is classic Norm Macdonald tribute

    • @PurcellAdam
      @PurcellAdam 2 місяці тому +7

      I broke silence there, too.

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 2 місяці тому +4

      I thought the Jane Goodall joke was a Norm reference. So there's two

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 2 місяці тому +5

      @@motorcycleboy9000 I was going to comment the same thing. The punchline and delivery on that apes joke was total Norm. They've both done a few jokes like that in the past. You can tell the late, great Norm MacDonald was a huge influence on them.

    • @ianbauer4703
      @ianbauer4703 2 місяці тому +2

      The greatest

    • @TheGreatAtario
      @TheGreatAtario 2 місяці тому +4

      …Or so the Germans would have us believe.

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 2 місяці тому +243

    What a epic clapback from jost. It's the size of a mouse's leg?" 🤣💀

    • @barney5583
      @barney5583 2 місяці тому +4

      nicholasgarrick8855, *an epic

  • @kristinaparker5597
    @kristinaparker5597 2 місяці тому +63

    Michael got betrayed by his own joke!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Guy-qs5nz
    @Guy-qs5nz 2 місяці тому +99

    Those conjoined twins girls went to my HS in MN. Crazy stuff. Hope they're happy and the guy's ❤ is in the right place and isn't acting with the wrong intentions. Those girls were saints and deserve happiness.

  • @jlev1028
    @jlev1028 2 місяці тому +100

    Oh, Colin Jost's finally hitting back at Michael Che and it isn't even Christmas Joke Swap.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Місяць тому

      Or the summer/end of season one. But the last episode of the season is going to air as of this writing, so maybe there will be revenge on that.

  • @trantoMus1c
    @trantoMus1c 2 місяці тому +481

    “Hitler minus the gas chamber” is absolutely wild💀

    • @TheFMHatter1986
      @TheFMHatter1986 2 місяці тому +33

      But it's what we've known for years he's just plain bonkers

    • @DieRoza
      @DieRoza 2 місяці тому +29

      Sad thing is, it was a quote not a joke

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 2 місяці тому +39

      Well, Che has a point. The fact that Kanye apparently doesn't deny the holocaust is an unpredictable silver lining here.

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 2 місяці тому +4

      Well, it started with bullets and vans that had theirs exhaust redirected inside...

    • @cowfat8547
      @cowfat8547 2 місяці тому +3

      @@DieRoza well an alleged quote in a lawsuit. no way to know for sure if its real

  • @chefbanjo8139
    @chefbanjo8139 2 місяці тому +78

    I really thought Che got cooked with the yacht joke, then the mouse leg hit, and I was floored.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 місяці тому +3

      It's about time that Colin went on the offensive!

    • @thesilverhedgehog
      @thesilverhedgehog 2 місяці тому +1

      Bet you didn't think you'd ever type the phrase "then the mouse leg hit"! I sure didn't.😂

  • @clarafedde8674
    @clarafedde8674 2 місяці тому +65

    Colin really kicked that mouses 3rd leg.....😂😂😂

  • @bille9243
    @bille9243 2 місяці тому +7

    The support dog joke is hall of fame level.

  • @cschmitz100
    @cschmitz100 2 місяці тому +56

    “Another mouth to feed” 😂

  • @MaxModded
    @MaxModded 2 місяці тому +18

    "Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?!" Smack down. Priceless!!

  • @Emparier
    @Emparier 2 місяці тому +39

    bro got cooked lmaooo

  • @chriscripplercruz1833
    @chriscripplercruz1833 2 місяці тому +18

    Colin never looked so scared as when Che yelled out same looking for a high five lol 😅

  • @a1st532
    @a1st532 2 місяці тому +5

    CHRISTMAS came EARLY this year w/ Colin roasting Che today!!😂🎉

  • @jeromepeters9842
    @jeromepeters9842 2 місяці тому +28

    I haven’t heard the word "skank" in a while…good one

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 місяці тому

      One of Che's favs

  • @ilovetotri23
    @ilovetotri23 2 місяці тому +13

    They always kill me! With laughter, of course!

  • @vintagelady1
    @vintagelady1 2 місяці тому +6

    Out standing!! I laughed all the way to the bathroom, where my toilet was NOT leaking.

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 2 місяці тому +8

    Colin’s comeback 😂😂😂

  • @grokfilms9611
    @grokfilms9611 2 місяці тому +4

    the hurricane joke did not get enough love 😂

    • @hcrobin
      @hcrobin Місяць тому

      Because it sounded less like WU and more like something the 700 Evangelical Trump Kissers Club would say 😒

  • @negano5654
    @negano5654 2 місяці тому +5

    "Brother same." 😂😂😂😂

  • @Colt8722
    @Colt8722 2 місяці тому +1

    Weekend update is currently *THE BEST* part of present day SNL
    Love it

  • @TheFMHatter1986
    @TheFMHatter1986 2 місяці тому +8

    Another good weekend update but the last few were on fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @brianjennings7644
    @brianjennings7644 2 місяці тому +16

    Remember "Blue Ice Bombs", when the flushed toilets dropped blu ice chunks, on roofs?

  • @surgicalninja216
    @surgicalninja216 2 місяці тому

    “[…] another mouth to feed” took me out!😂😂😂

  • @snowguy2006
    @snowguy2006 2 місяці тому +7

    I laughed more than normal at the jokes this week lol.. good stuff.

  • @Brandon-os3qr
    @Brandon-os3qr 2 місяці тому +6

    This was one of my favorites in a while

  • @kalebmanning4425
    @kalebmanning4425 2 місяці тому +4

    How is it that SNL as a whole gets worse and worse but these guys get better and better? This should really be the whole show now.

  • @parkergreen6583
    @parkergreen6583 2 місяці тому +1

    I love when they uncomfortably scribble and pretend like theyre doing something on their papers 😅

  • @DanielSmith-ow3xv
    @DanielSmith-ow3xv 2 місяці тому +1

    The Dog joke had me LOL

  • @Canadas_Very_Own
    @Canadas_Very_Own 2 місяці тому +2

    That Jane Goodall joke was total Norm Macdonald.

  • @cranjismcbasketball2565
    @cranjismcbasketball2565 2 місяці тому +2

    Whenever these two are on the air, they brighten up my day!

  • @randommminator
    @randommminator 2 місяці тому +6

    Lmao the photoshop bit again and ending were golden!

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 2 місяці тому +1

    That last joke with Michael and Colin 😂😂

  • @sittingonthemoon2083
    @sittingonthemoon2083 2 місяці тому +2

    "Ancient Skank" 😂😂😂

  • @nkogliaz
    @nkogliaz 2 місяці тому +1

    Colin has waited his entire SNL career for that mouse's leg joke, he finally nailed Che.

  • @axnyslie
    @axnyslie 2 місяці тому +21

    Trump, Kanye and Diddy all reinforcing my profound embarrassment in being an American.

    • @wawaicedcoffee
      @wawaicedcoffee 2 місяці тому +2

      Eh I’m not embarrassed, they don’t represent me at all. Every country has their crazy celebs

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill 2 місяці тому +2

      @@wawaicedcoffee ... except for the one that literally represented you for four years and unfortunately has a very real shot of doing so again

    • @cowfat8547
      @cowfat8547 2 місяці тому

      just trump and diddy, we still love kanye

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 2 місяці тому +1

      Can you imagine choosing the name you want to be called out of ALL THE POSSIBLE NAMES, and you want to be called……. “Diddy”? At least “Puff Daddy” and “Puffy” sounded vaguely cool.

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 2 місяці тому +2

      @@cowfat8547 Speak for yourself! I wouldn’t let him into the yard

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 2 місяці тому

    That last joke, though! LOL

  • @eiononeill
    @eiononeill 2 місяці тому +4

    0:33 This gives me Norm MacDonald vibes

  • @pamelatimmins1055
    @pamelatimmins1055 2 місяці тому +3

    Colin got you Michael, lol.

  • @markpr73
    @markpr73 2 місяці тому

    It took awhile but these guys are KILLIN’ IT every week during this segment.

  • @Robert_MacCready
    @Robert_MacCready 2 місяці тому

    This entire episode was one the best of all time.

  • @JimJava007
    @JimJava007 2 місяці тому +2

    Colin is going to spend the rest of the year trying to figure out how to replicate that level of burn for the joke swap.

  • @PatricKlein86
    @PatricKlein86 2 місяці тому +3

    People who take their shoes off on planes should be banned from flying

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill 2 місяці тому

      I don't have an issue with socked feet as long as they aren't really smelly, but I would agree on people who take off their socks

    • @PatricKlein86
      @PatricKlein86 2 місяці тому

      Fair point. Socks at your seat is fine.

  • @davidheuser2119
    @davidheuser2119 2 місяці тому +5

    I'm learning alot...lol

  • @andywhata
    @andywhata 2 місяці тому +1

    OK these sketches are funny 😂

  • @justinsullivan1285
    @justinsullivan1285 2 місяці тому +1

    "And I am shocked that Yeezy believes in the Holocaust." 😄

  • @MillenZaLPhA
    @MillenZaLPhA 2 місяці тому

    That 👋🏽 at the end

  • @SupercaliFreyalistic
    @SupercaliFreyalistic 2 місяці тому

    Che and Jost never fail to make my week❤❤❤

  • @celiacurry9393
    @celiacurry9393 2 місяці тому +2

    KANYE WEST NEEDS A CONCILIO OF PSYCHIATRISTS

  • @MrJes3141
    @MrJes3141 2 місяці тому +4

    "... there's no dog."😆

    • @j10001
      @j10001 2 місяці тому

      Next joke in the set 😂😂

  • @xkwkdmlwlstn
    @xkwkdmlwlstn 2 місяці тому

    And i literally LOLed at minus chamber😂

  • @kennydouglas9459
    @kennydouglas9459 2 місяці тому +1

    I love Che 😂 When I’m going to America in definitely gonna watch some stand up of his

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 2 місяці тому +1

    So much went so wrong that it is so right HA 😂😂

  • @victormendoza871
    @victormendoza871 2 місяці тому

    I must get me one of them Burton’

  • @jordangalloway2061
    @jordangalloway2061 2 місяці тому +14

    Insert “carrying the show” comments ^

  • @richardjohnston2557
    @richardjohnston2557 2 місяці тому +33

    If Kanye wants to be like Hitler, can he just skip to the ending?

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster 2 місяці тому +3

      Fleeing to South America?

    • @cowfat8547
      @cowfat8547 2 місяці тому

      but then we'd lose the greatest artist of all time

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 2 місяці тому

      The incident in the bunker?

    • @thevoid99
      @thevoid99 2 місяці тому

      @@cowfat8547 is he really? are you saying he's better than elvis, bowie, the beatles, the stones, frank sinatra, marvin gaye, and joni mitchell among many others?

    • @ebonix33
      @ebonix33 2 місяці тому

      Ur moma first😅😅😅😅

  • @mizsab365
    @mizsab365 2 місяці тому

    A spat my water out at "Ancient Skank"

  • @he_be_jonesin8188
    @he_be_jonesin8188 2 місяці тому +1

    Three times the Round Tableler of the year, Michael Che!!

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 2 місяці тому +1

    When CHe realizes he set himself up.

  • @americanoutside
    @americanoutside 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 😂😂😂No dog!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Skinnyd4
    @Skinnyd4 2 місяці тому

    2:22 - that one was pretty slick, Colin!
    Sorry, Mike - you set yourself up there...

  • @AccelerateYourSuccess
    @AccelerateYourSuccess 2 місяці тому

    Colin, you should've shown a photo of Bob, Jr. during that plane joke.

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 2 місяці тому

    "Ya?" I liked him better when he was Puff Daddy.-🤣Or was it Puffington Diddlesworth?😂😂(thanks David Spade)

  • @ebarteldes
    @ebarteldes 2 місяці тому

    I take my shoes off on planes!!!!

  • @neadew
    @neadew 2 місяці тому

    We already locked it in!
    I died

  • @jheylin
    @jheylin 2 місяці тому +8

    90th! Congrats!

  • @marym12522
    @marym12522 2 місяці тому +2

    "Another mouth to feed"😅😅😅

  • @yetigonecrazy
    @yetigonecrazy 2 місяці тому

    I love that Che laughs at his own jokes. Show's he doesn't take it too seriously

  • @johnnydarling8021
    @johnnydarling8021 2 місяці тому +7

    Why did I laugh at all of the dog jokes? 😮

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 місяці тому

      Bc you're a sick puppy?

  • @cynthiasmith4130
    @cynthiasmith4130 2 місяці тому

    I look forward to Week-End Update every week.....😂😂😂😂.....

  • @AwesomeAndy-1
    @AwesomeAndy-1 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Colin got Che! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MountainsoftheHeart
    @MountainsoftheHeart 2 місяці тому

    He is not touching THAT HAND 😂

  • @kingMadnus
    @kingMadnus 2 місяці тому

    They are too good together

  • @cesaralvarado6218
    @cesaralvarado6218 2 місяці тому

    "NO DOG!!!!"

  • @pponcho8245
    @pponcho8245 2 місяці тому

    1:23 I knew it!!!!!

  • @ryu_san_
    @ryu_san_ 2 місяці тому +1

    Colin a Che are on fire this week!

  • @celesterosales8976
    @celesterosales8976 2 місяці тому

    Physical comedy and a girdle 😂

  • @joshuafontenot2548
    @joshuafontenot2548 2 місяці тому

    Che's the winner this week !! Damn good hurricane joke.

  • @dutchvanderlinde5004
    @dutchvanderlinde5004 2 місяці тому +1

    Took me out 😭

  • @megdoe6482
    @megdoe6482 2 місяці тому

    Isn’t that fascinating Colin! 🤩

  • @cesarbugarini499
    @cesarbugarini499 2 місяці тому

    2:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ADIOS

  • @teresatano193
    @teresatano193 2 місяці тому

    10/10 on this one !!

  • @brianingell3174
    @brianingell3174 2 місяці тому +1

    the conjoined twins story always produces amazing questions about their husband and how certain things work......

  • @El_Al14
    @El_Al14 2 місяці тому +1

    As a black man myself, I’m very heart broken by Kolin’s ‘mouse’s leg’ brilliant comeback😢. we are under active attack bros😅

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad 2 місяці тому +1

    If you’re a schizophrenic, don’t get a support cat. Cats are always staring at stuff that isn’t there.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 місяці тому +9

    Was waiting for that Kanye joke

  • @claribear4571
    @claribear4571 2 місяці тому

    Quinoa 🎉🎉

  • @Raymond-zz5pi
    @Raymond-zz5pi 2 місяці тому +1

    Lol! Leaky toilet, Kanye West. Thats all I need to see here.

  • @skzip888
    @skzip888 2 місяці тому

    Someone tell Lady Bunny we found her lipstick!

  • @poorboyjim6392
    @poorboyjim6392 2 місяці тому

    "I'm learning something."

  • @rtyughvbn12
    @rtyughvbn12 2 місяці тому

    Che was all proud....lol

  • @amygradybsw
    @amygradybsw 2 місяці тому

    Hilarious 😂 sharing ❤

  • @vfsasb
    @vfsasb 2 місяці тому

    Colin wins it this week! Che walked right into it.