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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @Dark3nD
    @Dark3nD 6 місяців тому +15069

    dropping your pants at the wedding is so embarrassing 😭

    • @Dark3nD
      @Dark3nD 6 місяців тому +52

      @CJDookUA-camKing rage bait

    • @Dexedus
      @Dexedus 6 місяців тому +536

      It'll be a funny story to tell the grandkids

    • @Dark3nD
      @Dark3nD 6 місяців тому +15

      @OfficerNapoleonDynamite ok i wont 👍

    • @Dark3nD
      @Dark3nD 6 місяців тому +11

      @UTTP134 💀

    • @Dark3nD
      @Dark3nD 6 місяців тому +7

      @UTTP134 💀

  • @mr.skully8787
    @mr.skully8787 6 місяців тому +19451

    0:32 Bro riding the big umbrella like captain jack sparrow

    • @shawnna1398
      @shawnna1398 6 місяців тому +605

      Remember this as the time you almost caught captain jack sparrow

    • @NagThaGamerYT
      @NagThaGamerYT 6 місяців тому +42

      Xd

    • @OldManLuffy
      @OldManLuffy 6 місяців тому +66

      ​@UTTP134 you're not going to get subs this way. Grow tf up

    • @Nicholasadventures
      @Nicholasadventures 6 місяців тому +79

      0:36 “WEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

    • @HarmonyOC
      @HarmonyOC 6 місяців тому +52

      I'm making it into a meme, thank you

  • @cheebeeson9441
    @cheebeeson9441 6 місяців тому +3382

    i admire the wedding photographer for snapping a photo of the moment so swiftly

    • @mueezadam8438
      @mueezadam8438 6 місяців тому +195

      A true agent of chaos

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 6 місяців тому +234

      "Disgraceful! This'll make for a hilarious photo to tell his kids one day!"

    • @amandac8836
      @amandac8836 6 місяців тому +105

      Hahaha she popped into frame so fast 😂

    • @LeorioIsGonsRealDad
      @LeorioIsGonsRealDad 6 місяців тому +1

      @MONEYTREEEr how about you get a real job honey clearly if you have to beg people for subs on a channel thats 10000000000000000000x more popular than yours (for good reason too) then this pathway isnt working out for you. I advise you go learn some manners and common sense before you go swearing at people and thinking they'll like you for that. Good day 😇

    • @wisper1x
      @wisper1x 6 місяців тому +7

      Dude wtf

  • @esurules3765
    @esurules3765 6 місяців тому +2424

    2:48
    "Peace was never an option"
    - Goose

    • @Creadeyh
      @Creadeyh 6 місяців тому +31

      honk

    • @rpersen
      @rpersen 6 місяців тому +6

      Goose was never an option.

    • @alexsrcs1263
      @alexsrcs1263 6 місяців тому +5

      someone installed the walking goose virus on our computers at school, it’s amazing

    • @NechtanGeibhendach
      @NechtanGeibhendach 6 місяців тому +5

      *dark souls theme starts playing*

    • @Trump.is.a.nazzii
      @Trump.is.a.nazzii 6 місяців тому +4

      I'm wondering how anyone is going to see the number to text if the goose won't let them get to the door 😂

  • @Manj_J
    @Manj_J 6 місяців тому +447

    0:32 I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE MAN DESPERATELY CLINGING TO THE UMBRELLA TO ZOOM BY OMG 😂😂😂

  • @Enviro1
    @Enviro1 6 місяців тому +6766

    The dad calmly saying “go” to his child is hilarious

    • @SeveralOnions
      @SeveralOnions 6 місяців тому +203

      W dad frfr, lol

    • @easongreene
      @easongreene 6 місяців тому +189

      The dads in it for the grind

    • @brandonmcmanis5528
      @brandonmcmanis5528 6 місяців тому +437

      That's definitely the look of "I know this isn't the last stupid thing you'll do, let's just move on untill mom finds out..." He was probably told by his wife not to put the net there when they brought it home.

    • @buddy1155
      @buddy1155 6 місяців тому +306

      I was expecting the kid to break another window.

    • @velipulla3936
      @velipulla3936 6 місяців тому +3

      It wasnt tho

  • @lkgrave4959
    @lkgrave4959 6 місяців тому +2323

    The guy inadvertently parasailing using a patio umbrella killed me.

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 6 місяців тому +39

      I’m surprised I didn’t see more comments about him. I was dying 😂 surely he was thinking “I don’t get paid enough for all this”

    • @BulbXML
      @BulbXML 6 місяців тому +8

      bro needs a raise

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 6 місяців тому +17

      Bro's not thinking about a raise, bro's living the peak of his life.

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin 6 місяців тому +11

      As sad and concerning as the clip was for the danger and damage done...
      Gotta admit, had to watch that again

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 6 місяців тому +3

      don't know if it was inadvertent or if he saw the perfect opportunity and knowingly took it

  • @Chaomlin
    @Chaomlin 6 місяців тому +9142

    "This frog ate a lightning bug"
    Mojang: "NO, THIS ISNT HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME

    • @AnimeMemers
      @AnimeMemers 6 місяців тому +68

      what the absolute f***?

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 6 місяців тому

      @UTTP134
      you have the same IQ as a window
      amazing
      you somehow have a lower IQ than me

    • @sephiose
      @sephiose 6 місяців тому +401

      If only they did do it, only for the frogs to start glowing random colors for a while.

    • @GoldenRevenge
      @GoldenRevenge 6 місяців тому +66

      thats why they were removed

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 6 місяців тому

      @UTTP134 you have the IQ of a window
      that's great
      you somehow have a lower IQ than me

  • @Ravlog_23
    @Ravlog_23 6 місяців тому +688

    0:33 "that's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"

  • @janag1624
    @janag1624 6 місяців тому +1616

    That furniture wasn't being blown away, it was straight up mounting a full frontal assault

    • @mueezadam8438
      @mueezadam8438 6 місяців тому +35

      And apparently the infantry got the command to run in front of the cavalry charge; insane tactics, they must have really wanted to sow chaos

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 6 місяців тому +9

      Those chairs are the new Doctor Who villains.

    • @DarthKater311
      @DarthKater311 6 місяців тому +9

      Dude came in on his horse leading the Calvary i can’t 😂😂😂

    • @Kammi_dt
      @Kammi_dt 6 місяців тому

      CHARGE

    • @stephenbrewins3689
      @stephenbrewins3689 6 місяців тому

      Obviously it’s in California cos even the furniture is trying to leave that sh1th0le!!!😂😂

  • @avevee9708
    @avevee9708 6 місяців тому +1264

    0:20 the guy’s face is like when your over at a friend’s house and their parents start yelling at them 😂

    • @ngndnd
      @ngndnd 6 місяців тому +37

      @GeneralMisanthropyUTTPdoes adding ,.. help bypass the youtube filter or something

    • @JohnDoe-z2r
      @JohnDoe-z2r 6 місяців тому +3

      @GeneralMisanthropyUTTP kek

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@GeneralMisanthropyUTTPend it

    • @Gutraidh
      @Gutraidh 6 місяців тому +9

      @@ngndnd it causes it to be recognized as different language.

    • @Reddzion
      @Reddzion 6 місяців тому +15

      @@ngndnd that is a bot. Replying to them makes them more active. Ignore and report them.

  • @Tom-f3q
    @Tom-f3q 6 місяців тому +3004

    0:28 the 37th furniture battalion of the 5th regiment launched an offensive operation against the humans

    • @taawesome2949
      @taawesome2949 6 місяців тому +28

      I love how your mind work 😂

    • @iDope-my6fw
      @iDope-my6fw 6 місяців тому +5

      ok wtf am i reading these bots

    • @Riaa-57102
      @Riaa-57102 6 місяців тому +3

      LMAO

    • @DrKunze
      @DrKunze 6 місяців тому +7

      A regiment is bigger than a battalion.

    • @velipulla3936
      @velipulla3936 6 місяців тому

      Cringe

  • @virenor
    @virenor 6 місяців тому +215

    0:50 "If anyone has any objections speak now or forever hold your pants"

  • @PepsiSpeedruns
    @PepsiSpeedruns 6 місяців тому +1705

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that there is no way that a Canada goose would let anyone by, those things are freaking terrifying.

    • @Lazy--Gamer
      @Lazy--Gamer 6 місяців тому +50

      Surprisingly, I walked real close to one once without noticing until it was too late, but I wasn't attacked.
      I guess buddy wasn't up to it that day.

    • @loganwatson5905
      @loganwatson5905 6 місяців тому +24

      As an American, I can confirm that I have 19 reasons why a goose would never stop me from going anywhere

    • @jacobdoolan4978
      @jacobdoolan4978 6 місяців тому +7

      Ok, keep it real with me. Who would win in a fight where both wanted to win, a goose or a adult human

    • @PepsiSpeedruns
      @PepsiSpeedruns 6 місяців тому +31

      @@jacobdoolan4978 goose, if in Canada. No Canadian would dare square up to one of those. In America probably an adult though, they have guns.

    • @richarddaigle8777
      @richarddaigle8777 6 місяців тому

      Lol, its a 15 pound bird​, you can grab it by the neck and swing it around like a flail, nothing survives the head going 1080 degrees.@@jacobdoolan4978

  • @deltaflux2381
    @deltaflux2381 6 місяців тому +889

    1:25 When you interact with this frog, it will give you a sidequest

    • @SugarbirdyOvO
      @SugarbirdyOvO 6 місяців тому +11

      This comment just gave me a moderate dose of nostalgia.

    • @RavenousDrake
      @RavenousDrake 6 місяців тому +4

      Toad

    • @victorvance2573
      @victorvance2573 6 місяців тому +4

      And when you complete it you unlock "Frogger" to play.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 6 місяців тому +9

      "STARTED: THE TOADS' DILEMMA"
      Collect ten Torchbugs and return them to the hungry toad.

    • @SugarbirdyOvO
      @SugarbirdyOvO 6 місяців тому +3

      @@DennisMoore664 WAIT WAIT WAIT what game is that from? It sounds familiar

  • @SoloReigns
    @SoloReigns 6 місяців тому +418

    0:43
    Everyone: 😦
    Photographer: 😏📸

    • @thederpydude2088
      @thederpydude2088 6 місяців тому +24

      She saw the opportunity and did not hesitate 😂

    • @qbeeso9769
      @qbeeso9769 6 місяців тому +4

      If I was the photographer I wouldn’t even hesitate

    • @mightyom5576
      @mightyom5576 6 місяців тому +6

      and she just slid in

    • @KattEcho
      @KattEcho 2 місяці тому

      You guys caught that too right?

  • @nessat6335
    @nessat6335 6 місяців тому +153

    1:13 - I love how the 2nd cat is also surprised that happened! LOL

    • @IM_GOING_TOO_HAM
      @IM_GOING_TOO_HAM 6 місяців тому +2

      He thought he was a reflection.

    • @gsmith1
      @gsmith1 6 місяців тому +1

      Was definitely a glitch in the matrix

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 6 місяців тому +3942

    "is that a tattoo or is that fake" - mom said calmly

    • @quagsire_lover3235
      @quagsire_lover3235 6 місяців тому +31

      yooooo its heisenberg

    • @HalfAnimation
      @HalfAnimation 6 місяців тому +23

      @@quagsire_lover3235i think this is the first time i’ve ever seen one of your comments with less than 1K likes

    • @EugeEgue-mh9jd
      @EugeEgue-mh9jd 6 місяців тому +9

      Haven’t seen your comments in a while

    • @drailerplay
      @drailerplay 6 місяців тому +54

      ... Calmly at first, but with rising tension as she said it again and again... like a mantra, or a lie she thought she could repeat true.

    • @NoUserU
      @NoUserU 6 місяців тому +19

      She said, "feikh" in such a sassy tone lmao

  • @assassinClashR
    @assassinClashR 6 місяців тому +739

    The guy holding on to the umbrella must’ve been so scared

    • @TheFreshPrinceofEvergreen
      @TheFreshPrinceofEvergreen 6 місяців тому +23

      @UTTP134Live footage of all kinds of bad things personified into a UA-cam user

    • @TheFreshPrinceofEvergreen
      @TheFreshPrinceofEvergreen 6 місяців тому +12

      I honestly think he felt like Mary Poppins when he was holding onto that umbrella.

    • @JuliannaGallo-x2v
      @JuliannaGallo-x2v 6 місяців тому +4

      I’d be like WOO0O0-AAAAAAAAAAGH! *crashes into a street light*

    • @averagehl2betafan148
      @averagehl2betafan148 6 місяців тому +15

      @@TheFreshPrinceofEvergreen dont reply to those bots, theyre craving attention

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 6 місяців тому +12

      @@TheFreshPrinceofEvergreen Just report them and ignore.

  • @gmorrimentpoet
    @gmorrimentpoet 6 місяців тому +77

    1:40 "gAWed awllMAghTY" 🤣🤣

  • @Cian.ORuairc
    @Cian.ORuairc 6 місяців тому +887

    That security guard’s face at 0:21 is priceless

  • @aman-vc2fp
    @aman-vc2fp 6 місяців тому +437

    the way they capitalize Goose at 2:48 is terrifying

    • @rowannnnnnnnn
      @rowannnnnnnnn 6 місяців тому +11

      It’s not inaccurate though.

    • @Pen_is_land
      @Pen_is_land 6 місяців тому +22

      The goose is the mastermind

    • @ExecutorElassus
      @ExecutorElassus 6 місяців тому +25

      get ready to face THE GOOSE

    • @SenselessUsername
      @SenselessUsername 6 місяців тому +7

      It's short for The Goose Of Misfortune.

    • @fujster
      @fujster 6 місяців тому +6

      10 bucks and we'll move the goose.

  • @steveeemanny
    @steveeemanny 6 місяців тому +1049

    Bro was stone-sliding on that umbrella 💀💀

    • @Shiro_Sora
      @Shiro_Sora 6 місяців тому +8

      lmao Lisan al Gaib

    • @bircanayak
      @bircanayak 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Shiro_Sorafr

  • @Ginger_Idiot202
    @Ginger_Idiot202 6 місяців тому +27

    *Orca Jumps*
    This dude: *Hits the most southern "Gawd Almighty!" humanly possible*

  • @nolhok
    @nolhok 6 місяців тому +757

    Person: "You ate a bee this morning, how do you feel?"
    Cat: 🏎🤯🐍

    • @MonkFeet10
      @MonkFeet10 6 місяців тому +32

      Bro was angry at the microphone but it fit as a genuine response of a bee attack.

    • @colinmacvicar2507
      @colinmacvicar2507 6 місяців тому +11

      Tormenting the cat for entertainment. Despicable.

    • @gothic_catboy
      @gothic_catboy 6 місяців тому +14

      ​@@colinmacvicar2507 chill grandpa nodoby was doing anything to him

    • @colinmacvicar2507
      @colinmacvicar2507 6 місяців тому +10

      @@gothic_catboy yeah the cat really look like it was enjoying itself.

    • @Kumire_921
      @Kumire_921 6 місяців тому

      ​@@colinmacvicar2507cats are drama queens

  • @sbowmad8231
    @sbowmad8231 6 місяців тому +340

    1:53
    That squirrels tail looks like the Christmas tree from Charlie Brown 😂

    • @CamcorderHomeVideos
      @CamcorderHomeVideos 6 місяців тому +4

      It's so cute 😁

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 6 місяців тому +3

      It could be a young squirrel too, I've seen squirrel tails up close that have more hair strands than that, but it is true that the muscle in the tail is quite thin and the fur of the tail is incredibly light and thin.

    • @thegoofygoober9471
      @thegoofygoober9471 6 місяців тому +2

      I wish I could unsee this

    • @haseo8244
      @haseo8244 6 місяців тому +1

      When squirrels fight, that tail is often the first to go. When a squirrel is fleeing, the attacker squirrel clamp with their teeth and ripped off some of that fur.

    • @The_Otherworlds-101
      @The_Otherworlds-101 6 місяців тому +1

      @@haseo8244 I saw that once

  • @CrunchyCerealLover
    @CrunchyCerealLover 6 місяців тому +711

    2:14 that cat looks like it got sprinkled with a little bit of flour 😂

    • @jl7655
      @jl7655 6 місяців тому +6

      In a few months he's gonna look like he took a swim in it

    • @Mezocyclone
      @Mezocyclone 6 місяців тому +1

      @UTTP134no you dont

    • @averagehl2betafan148
      @averagehl2betafan148 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Mezocyclone dont reply to those bots, theyre craving attention

    • @adamknife2484
      @adamknife2484 6 місяців тому +9

      it looks like stars in the night

    • @Mezocyclone
      @Mezocyclone 6 місяців тому

      @@averagehl2betafan148 i know

  • @pazan181
    @pazan181 6 місяців тому +32

    0:32 missed opportunity using pirates of the caribbean music

  • @TheRealSmirks
    @TheRealSmirks 6 місяців тому +200

    1:07 that police car just spawned there like an NPC at the perfect time 😂

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 6 місяців тому +11

      It's amazing to see cops actually doing their job. Sometimes wonder where they are when needed

    • @Jellyfish-mw2me
      @Jellyfish-mw2me 6 місяців тому

      @@Nev1812 Either not doing their job or having to find another job because they got defunded. In the latter case, we did that to ourselves. Especially in places like California.

  • @Jazzguy347
    @Jazzguy347 6 місяців тому +589

    Dude imagine one of the couple's future kid just asking like "What was your wedding like?"

    • @electric7487
      @electric7487 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@UTTP134 What the fuck did I just read

    • @foxtatertot
      @foxtatertot 6 місяців тому +21

      "Yeah, your grandpa's pants fell down on the middle of walking her down the aisle!"

    • @donaldobrien9171
      @donaldobrien9171 6 місяців тому +1

      Rental tux

    • @lostsoul1648
      @lostsoul1648 6 місяців тому

      they even took a photo right as it happened

    • @benselander1482
      @benselander1482 6 місяців тому

      @@foxtatertot That IS how they would describe the wedding LOL

  • @iiickythump
    @iiickythump 6 місяців тому +394

    1:48 squirrels are just rats with good pr

    • @chhansen9813
      @chhansen9813 6 місяців тому +9

      How dare you! Have you ever known a squirrel personally? Lol! I have, her name is Sammy (Samantha) and she moved into the mansion I built her and had four adorable babies! We feed them by hand and its AWESOME!

    • @jameswatson5807
      @jameswatson5807 6 місяців тому +2

      Facts

    • @matthewb3113
      @matthewb3113 6 місяців тому +6

      Lawn Rats!

    • @iiickythump
      @iiickythump 6 місяців тому

      @@chhansen9813 rats can be friendly too

    • @jimmy2745
      @jimmy2745 6 місяців тому +15

      @@chhansen9813 some people do the same thing with rats, so what's your point?

  • @Danodan94
    @Danodan94 6 місяців тому +4

    This has been the funniest DDOI in a long time. You really loaded this one. Thank you.

  • @_virendrasingh
    @_virendrasingh 6 місяців тому +277

    Goose always look at you like they're holding some grudge against you from their privious life.

    • @FlushGorgon
      @FlushGorgon 6 місяців тому

      When in fact it was from YOUR naughty previous life.

    • @savagecabbage1184
      @savagecabbage1184 6 місяців тому

      Geese

    • @worrywart1311
      @worrywart1311 6 місяців тому

      @@savagecabbage1184 Said the old geeser.

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush 6 місяців тому +350

    I can see the engineer almost freezing up in confusion when he saw the police coming out of their car

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 6 місяців тому +23

      He’s gonna have to send the bill to the local jail after that and hope it can be paid

    • @emmettturner9452
      @emmettturner9452 6 місяців тому +38

      “Engineer?” Is that what you guys call mechanics? In these parts, mechanics dislike engineers for designing things in seemingly nonsensical ways that make their jobs more difficult.

    • @Volt64bolt
      @Volt64bolt 6 місяців тому +22

      @@emmettturner9452chillax dude, auto mechanical engineers exist

    • @HiddenWindshield
      @HiddenWindshield 6 місяців тому +10

      @@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 I've seen that clip elsewhere, he just finished up and left. Never got paid. (All he was doing is updating the car's firmware, so it wasn't that expensive a job to begin with.)

    • @Fiufsciak
      @Fiufsciak 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@emmettturner9452It's why they have their jobs. Otherwise, anybody could fix their car.

  • @CinderDragon7
    @CinderDragon7 6 місяців тому +148

    The goose was like “ I’ll let you in, but I won’t let you out”

    • @ЩЪд
      @ЩЪд 6 місяців тому

      @GeneralMisanthropyUTTP You’re being ratio’d

    • @just-dave-it9204
      @just-dave-it9204 6 місяців тому +1

      Had a German shepherd once that did that. Would let people on the terrain but not let them out unless I was there.

  • @rrinnlonginus
    @rrinnlonginus 6 місяців тому +16

    This particular vid from DDoI made me wonder if the lightning bug he meant at 1:18 is just a firefly. Turns out yeah, it is just another way to say firefly, as pointed by a Google search snippet from a portion of an article by Prevention: _Lightning bugs and fireflies are the exact same insect. The terms are the result of distinct regional dialects._ "Fireflies" are more popular with younger American whereas "lightning bugs" are more often used by people in the east side of the United States.
    I also found out that they are actually beetles, and turns out they're called flash beetles. (yeah what tf)

    • @louisehardenberg5840
      @louisehardenberg5840 6 місяців тому +2

      They eat snails alive, and you can give their larvae a place to develop by leaving the leaves under your hedge for some years (they spend least of their lifetime as adults, actually mating is their only task then).

    • @DarkLord-7
      @DarkLord-7 6 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, people around where I live call them lightning bugs. Also, the "frog" that ate one isn't a frog. It's a toad.

    • @FullHeart_Art
      @FullHeart_Art 5 місяців тому +2

      @@DarkLord-7 toads are frogs. All toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads, and both are under the order Anura.

  • @OutdoorNewseveryday
    @OutdoorNewseveryday 6 місяців тому +605

    I love how after the kid breaks someone’s window they just continue like nothing happened 💀

    • @buckiesmalls
      @buckiesmalls 6 місяців тому +72

      Could have been their own window. Sounded like dad was there coaching.

    • @doodlespiral7110
      @doodlespiral7110 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@parikalanyantra69 Girl put yo' heart away ain't nobody want that.

    • @totally_not_a_bot
      @totally_not_a_bot 6 місяців тому

      ​@@parikalanyantra69Checked your profile. Please be less gross.

    • @gameimprovements4347
      @gameimprovements4347 6 місяців тому +19

      Great Dad.... Who knew his reaction would make or break his kids confidence.... and he chose to MAKE it...Hence the second kick being dead center

    • @jordanwardle11
      @jordanwardle11 6 місяців тому +2

      Dad probably realised the mistake he made. But that his son should learn from it

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 6 місяців тому +95

    The security guard's face too lmao you can bet that they're gonna have a few angry video calls later!
    *Gonna be needing pirates of the carribean music over that umbrella clip though!*

  • @teentraveler1790
    @teentraveler1790 6 місяців тому +435

    2:48
    Geese are intimidating.
    Those feathered freaks are like grass snakes with wings.

    • @sedunker5485
      @sedunker5485 6 місяців тому +27

      Cobra chicken

    • @justayoutubeuser1
      @justayoutubeuser1 6 місяців тому +24

      ​@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive Something tells me you have never been attacked by geese. These MFs are John Wicks of their species

    • @michasokoowski6651
      @michasokoowski6651 6 місяців тому +12

      @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive If you have chickens, you raise geese with them. They will kill so many predators without mercy... and you say they are harmless

    • @Kap3lka
      @Kap3lka 6 місяців тому +3

      Oh, I second that! Got assaulted by a gaggle of them when I was 8 years old😢

    • @Kap3lka
      @Kap3lka 6 місяців тому +7

      @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
      You've never encountered geese up close. I mean REALLY close. You'd NEVER say that if you had.

  • @kentd4762
    @kentd4762 6 місяців тому +10

    The double cat was great, and loved the look of the vitiligo cat. All-around great clip today. Thank you DDOI.

  • @anshitodiya
    @anshitodiya 6 місяців тому +153

    0:32 bro literally did paragliding with that umbrella

  • @QueenGreenflame
    @QueenGreenflame 6 місяців тому +93

    Why do I feel like the Dad dropping his pants at the wedding is just the most practical Dad joke of the century?

    • @archieil
      @archieil 6 місяців тому +2

      I see it as a manifest of his opinion about the wedding dress.

    • @craigslist474
      @craigslist474 3 місяці тому

      ​@@archieil Yeah. I was focused on that wedding dress myself. 😶🤐
      Was afraid she was going to lose her train. 😮 😄😄😄

  • @Miko-jo4mf
    @Miko-jo4mf 6 місяців тому +261

    0:58 I thought he was going to break a second window

    • @Chocymilk7
      @Chocymilk7 6 місяців тому +3

      Sameee

    • @dvym927
      @dvym927 6 місяців тому +11

      He nailed that 2nd shot tho 💯

    • @peabody3000
      @peabody3000 6 місяців тому +5

      dad knows how to set up the pressure

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 6 місяців тому

      Same

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 6 місяців тому +1

      @@peabody3000 He also probably knows that what's done is done, and they can deal with the consequences later.

  • @azzlecorsaire
    @azzlecorsaire 9 днів тому +1

    Toad 1:"And does it hurt?"
    Toad 2:"Lightly"

  • @wordman9371
    @wordman9371 6 місяців тому +157

    2:30 for a sec I thought bro was getting surrounded lmao

    • @shian2724
      @shian2724 6 місяців тому +39

      Dude was probably shitting himself thinking "Tf did I do?"

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 6 місяців тому +6

      Me too lol I hope he got paid before this

    • @NemeanLion-
      @NemeanLion- 6 місяців тому +6

      Dude look like he was getting surrounded by ring wraiths from Lord of the rings.

    • @Futachimaru-502
      @Futachimaru-502 6 місяців тому +5

      Same here lol

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 6 місяців тому +11

      So did he.

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 6 місяців тому +61

    omg so many of these cracked me up!!!! The dude riding the umbrella, the sign for the goose, the old man screaming when someone touched his hand from the car, the mechanic thinking wtf the cops are doing there, and of course I was shocked at the double cat when it moved away!!! 🤯😂😂

  • @Mr_Zipp
    @Mr_Zipp 6 місяців тому +458

    nah that guy flying on the umbrella 💀💀

    • @Gabriel-Crandall
      @Gabriel-Crandall 6 місяців тому +7

      Mr Zipp… HE’S MARY POPPINS YALL! Also look here

    • @cloudy4872
      @cloudy4872 6 місяців тому

      Bad Piggies ahh ride

    • @Gabriel-Crandall
      @Gabriel-Crandall 6 місяців тому

      They are gone…finally

    • @Mr_Zipp
      @Mr_Zipp 6 місяців тому

      @@Gabriel-Crandall lmao

    • @Mr_Zipp
      @Mr_Zipp 6 місяців тому

      @@cloudy4872 💀

  • @Roblox_Player1911
    @Roblox_Player1911 10 днів тому +1

    0:31 That is the best pirate I've ever seen! **pirates of the carribean theme starts playing**

  • @christienabimoussa7008
    @christienabimoussa7008 6 місяців тому +328

    Cat: No
    Dalmatian cat: Yes

    • @Superstormpie11
      @Superstormpie11 6 місяців тому +2

      If the colors were inverted yea

    • @GalinaEv
      @GalinaEv 6 місяців тому +4

      Star sky cat

    • @vmavverick
      @vmavverick 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Mr.Castle.what

    • @Superstormpie11
      @Superstormpie11 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Mr.Castle. if only we were of a higher knowledge having civilization so we could understand you

    • @vmavverick
      @vmavverick 6 місяців тому

      @@Mr.Castle. are you seriously being racist about a fucking cat😭

  • @ISuperHenry
    @ISuperHenry 6 місяців тому +265

    0:43 that's got to be the most embarrassing thing in a wedding literally ever

    • @CanyonALynn
      @CanyonALynn 6 місяців тому +25

      Doesn't even look like he was wearing a belt.

    • @chincrimson3970
      @chincrimson3970 6 місяців тому +16

      @@CanyonALynn probably the reason his pants fell

    • @jackdiaz5616
      @jackdiaz5616 6 місяців тому +22

      The fact the camera lady took a photo too..!

    • @mattpetty1
      @mattpetty1 6 місяців тому +16

      Be glade he was wearing underwear !

    • @ginglyst
      @ginglyst 6 місяців тому

      could be worse... if those tighty whities were not so whities anymore

  • @oceancolours
    @oceancolours 6 місяців тому +277

    0:38 He gave away his daughter and his dignity.

    • @NathanRowat
      @NathanRowat 6 місяців тому +11

      That's what happens when people are afraid to own a belt. If you can afford a wedding (that was father of the bride) then you can afford a belt. It's literally the cheapest part of that suit he's wearing.

    • @lukek5303
      @lukek5303 6 місяців тому +1

      @@NathanRowat I see someone hasn't worn a tuxedo before.

    • @maximumtaco2298
      @maximumtaco2298 6 місяців тому

      @@NathanRowat Let’s not get overly dramatic here, I’m sure the guy forgot his belt while getting ready for the wedding

  • @SumndadAzzian
    @SumndadAzzian 6 місяців тому +5

    2:46 The goose be like "if you want to exit you have to pass through me! 🦆😤"

  • @alfredwaldo6079
    @alfredwaldo6079 6 місяців тому +86

    1:42 im gonna assume the "did you get that" was the orca talking

  • @wonderpandimonium
    @wonderpandimonium 6 місяців тому +59

    0:35
    "That's got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen"
    *Pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies

  • @realsillyyuri
    @realsillyyuri 6 місяців тому +76

    Let Santa sleep bruh😭 2:20

  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore 6 місяців тому +2

    Dude, it's been years now and I have never been disappointed at a Daily Dose video.
    Also, 0:30... that is just gold.

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess 6 місяців тому +37

    Guy surfing that umbrella at 0:32 had me in stitches. 😂😂😂

  • @domesticd3signer339
    @domesticd3signer339 6 місяців тому +62

    2:40 I thought the bee was buzzing inside 😂😂😂

  • @BacontheGreat
    @BacontheGreat 6 місяців тому +80

    I already loved the look of vitiligo, but seeing it on the fur on a cat is so cute 😍

    • @ladykiwi2946
      @ladykiwi2946 6 місяців тому +13

      I think it’s absolutely gorgeous. I have been seeing an ad for a prescription cream to re-pigment skin for those with vitiligo and it makes me so sad. I get it, but still it’s very sad that people feel like they have to do that. 💔

    • @shorty7363
      @shorty7363 6 місяців тому +4

      The cat looks like it got splatter painted, but it's adorable!😻🥰

    • @ilovecatvideos1851
      @ilovecatvideos1851 6 місяців тому

      @@ladykiwi2946Yes it is very traumatic and disfiguring for many. I too think it is sad. I know a male who will not leave the home without makeup. But people are very judgmental about first appearances especially in customer facing jobs…. We have subconscious biases about appearances… and fat shaming is still acceptable even if an individual is not asking for any accommodations.

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose 6 місяців тому +4

    The guy riding the furniture caught me off guard 😂

  • @MudKiko
    @MudKiko 6 місяців тому +51

    i love how the dad just doest give a f at 00:52

    • @SeenGod
      @SeenGod 6 місяців тому +17

      i thought it would be hilarious if he busted another window on the second kick 😂

    • @erinnnns
      @erinnnns 6 місяців тому +2

      Go.

  • @TmntfangirlLeonardo
    @TmntfangirlLeonardo 6 місяців тому +73

    1:50 I never expected a squirrel’s tail to be so thin

    • @benselander1482
      @benselander1482 6 місяців тому +16

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquis... oh sorry, wrong thread.

    • @Kazayuki
      @Kazayuki 6 місяців тому +2

      Actually, most snimal tails are like that, thats how their bone is built

    • @ASharkNamedWaffle
      @ASharkNamedWaffle 6 місяців тому +3

      I didn't expect the fur to be so thin.

    • @alzorama2876
      @alzorama2876 6 місяців тому +2

      Fancy rats, I call 'em.

    • @ralf7823
      @ralf7823 6 місяців тому +1

      Ngl, now I would want to see a squirrel that was shaved naked. And look what the tail looks like then.

  • @MMLCGG
    @MMLCGG 6 місяців тому +116

    1:14 Bro that cat just copied and pasted itself

  • @UzumakiGirl14
    @UzumakiGirl14 Місяць тому +1

    lmao the wedding one
    **dad's pants fall down**
    photographer: **runs over and takes a million pics**

  • @TheFeminineLinguist
    @TheFeminineLinguist 6 місяців тому +43

    1:47 I actually wish I never had to know that tbh

  • @Peepimus
    @Peepimus 6 місяців тому +56

    1:22 - Use this to scare Minecraft developers.!.!

    • @Subird
      @Subird 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @wdas3063
      @wdas3063 6 місяців тому +1

      Very effective

  • @supercoolbros4817
    @supercoolbros4817 6 місяців тому +27

    0:32 bros riding that umbrella like it’s an everyday thing 💀

  • @database_enjoyer3000
    @database_enjoyer3000 5 місяців тому +1

    0:27 fascinating footage of a pack of wild chairs trying to attack their prey

  • @SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy
    @SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy 6 місяців тому +57

    0:25 nah bro was commanding his chair militia

  • @im.empimp
    @im.empimp 6 місяців тому +56

    re: person running the red light
    I was at a restaurant and looked up just in time to see someone moving _way to fast_ toward the cars stopped at a nearby red light. We could all hear the brakes squeal, then watched as he decelerated, but not _quite enough_. He just barely bumped the SUV in front of him, then that unmarked SUV lit up light a christmas tree!

    • @Cyby124
      @Cyby124 6 місяців тому +1

      ?

    • @im.empimp
      @im.empimp 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Cyby124 Like the car that ran the red light in the video, and then there was "magically" a cop there to catch them. I (and a few other restaurant goers) watched another really irresponsible driver doing something stupid, in our case, speeding way too fast as he approached a red light. And then there was "magically" a cop there, i.e. in our case, it was the SUV that the irresponsible driver hit. As soon as there was contact between them, all the lights on the cop's SUV lit up.

    • @Cyby124
      @Cyby124 6 місяців тому +1

      @@im.empimp lol

    • @happynothorny9522
      @happynothorny9522 6 місяців тому

      Got no idea what you’re talking about

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 6 місяців тому +2

      @@happynothorny9522Someone was driving wrecklessly, had to brake quickly, and tapped the SUV in front of them which turned out to be the cops because the police lights came on upon contact.

  • @JohnGarc-cy3hv
    @JohnGarc-cy3hv 6 місяців тому +40

    1:33 Bro dismounted

  • @Whisperinq_Willows
    @Whisperinq_Willows 27 днів тому +1

    0:31 thats some hilarious movie shit right there lmaooo

  • @Squirrelsquid
    @Squirrelsquid 6 місяців тому +18

    I've been following the cat with Vitiligo, Gatsby for a few months now, on a Tuxedo Cat group on facebook. He's so precious! I can will never stop looking at him!

    • @jeannoyes9371
      @jeannoyes9371 6 місяців тому +1

      Thank you! We really appreciate it!✨️🐈‍⬛❤️

    • @JustAperson-vr1ls
      @JustAperson-vr1ls 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm sorry but cats are just nasty

    • @jeannoyes9371
      @jeannoyes9371 6 місяців тому

      @@JustAperson-vr1ls not nice. But, I respect your opinion.

    • @susanlansdell863
      @susanlansdell863 6 місяців тому +1

      He’s a handsome chap.xx❤️

    • @Squirrelsquid
      @Squirrelsquid 6 місяців тому

      @@JustAperson-vr1ls And what makes you come to that conclusion?

  • @mediup2472
    @mediup2472 6 місяців тому +7

    That mom sure sounds like a pleasant person

  • @MaxTheRealmTC_3421
    @MaxTheRealmTC_3421 6 місяців тому +10

    2:38 Thank you so much for re-sharing this video!

  • @lahur3418
    @lahur3418 Місяць тому +1

    0:32 "and that was the last time we ever saw Billy"

  • @bigb2941
    @bigb2941 6 місяців тому +13

    That goose must have a personal vendetta to settle

  • @Pawntoons
    @Pawntoons 6 місяців тому +41

    The way the dad ignores the broken window and just tells him to keep going, legenary

    • @hdturner1
      @hdturner1 6 місяців тому

      not sure thats dad

    • @Pawntoons
      @Pawntoons 6 місяців тому

      @@hdturner1 true, could be an older brother or someone else

  • @BirdMan-en7f
    @BirdMan-en7f 6 місяців тому +39

    0:08 bros never coming back😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 2 місяці тому

    0:33 "You have got to be the *_worst_* pirate I've ever heard of"
    "But you *_have_* heard of me"

  • @thecassandraeffectvsperilo6754
    @thecassandraeffectvsperilo6754 6 місяців тому +27

    Dude lost TOO MUCH weight *after his tux fitting* 😂

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 6 місяців тому +10

    0:31 "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen!"

  • @KiwiiLoka
    @KiwiiLoka 6 місяців тому +8

    1:52 that squirrel tail looked like when you look inside a character's model in a game lol

    • @Docktavion
      @Docktavion 6 місяців тому

      Yeah, it’s why rats get mistaken for them and vice versa.

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 6 місяців тому +3

    0:32
    "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"
    *Jack Sparrow Theme plays*

  • @wonjaeyi9013
    @wonjaeyi9013 6 місяців тому +30

    0:38
    Daily Dose of Internet: “How does something like this even happen”
    Me: “A ghost pulled down his pants”

  • @GreenTruckGames
    @GreenTruckGames 6 місяців тому +14

    0:32 - As a game developer, I am truly inspired! PARASOL RIDER EXTREME!

  • @sirianflores3046
    @sirianflores3046 6 місяців тому +46

    0:53 bro really said we’ll tell mom about that later 😂

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain Місяць тому +2

    2:04 Is that like the opposite of what Uncle Ruckus has?

  • @Bunpei427
    @Bunpei427 6 місяців тому +6

    This episode made me giggle too much!!! The goose at the end LOLOLOL😂😂😂😂

  • @Bloidz7
    @Bloidz7 6 місяців тому +8

    The airport staff tried his best to hold in his laughter😂

  • @TheTurdle
    @TheTurdle 6 місяців тому +7

    That wedding one is actually kind of wholesome, a funny story they'll have to laugh about later.

    • @SuperCatacata
      @SuperCatacata 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm sure the groom will absolutely love talking about it for his whole life. Brides are usually the only ones who view a wedding as something that needs to be, "The perfect day"
      This would just make it more memorable.

  • @kamoonrathewolfgod9189
    @kamoonrathewolfgod9189 6 місяців тому +2

    These are some cool and funny clips. That was some mighty strong wind. Loved the guy riding off into the sunset on that umbrella. The last clip of the clouds rolling by was also pretty.

  • @kittysnail
    @kittysnail 6 місяців тому +8

    "IF I'M LOSING THIS THEN I'M LOSING MYSELF TOO!" ahh with the umbrella

  • @quagsire_lover3235
    @quagsire_lover3235 6 місяців тому +23

    i like the look on the guards face in the first video. hes like: "wow..... did i really just witness that?"

    • @HayItsRhy
      @HayItsRhy 5 місяців тому

      @@quagsire_lover3235 ok buddy I am the comment police and you’ve been commenting too much so time to pack it up

  • @sillyswiftie4life
    @sillyswiftie4life 6 місяців тому +242

    not another tattoo reveal with the mom getting angry…

    • @AliveFry
      @AliveFry 6 місяців тому +5

      @UTTP134 WTF

    • @shoppingcart69420
      @shoppingcart69420 6 місяців тому +8

      @UTTP134 Bet your parents would love to see what you're doing with your life :)

    • @keiibo9006
      @keiibo9006 6 місяців тому +5

      @@shoppingcart69420that’s a bot I think

    • @iDope-my6fw
      @iDope-my6fw 6 місяців тому +7

      ok wtf am i reading these bots are fucked

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef 6 місяців тому

      @@iDope-my6fw fatherless kids seeking attention from te internet

  • @heartbleed5220
    @heartbleed5220 Місяць тому +1

    “This is the goose, your next”
    Imagine 😂

  • @itszeytroin__
    @itszeytroin__ 6 місяців тому +32

    Bro revealed his secret 💀

  • @JotaroDioHOOO
    @JotaroDioHOOO 6 місяців тому +6

    2:10 spilled milk over the cat

  • @-Cube
    @-Cube 6 місяців тому +11

    That big flash of light after the dudes pants drop 🤣😂

  • @Dumbledoresarmy13
    @Dumbledoresarmy13 6 місяців тому +5

    Diet and exercise to look your best for wedding: good
    Buying the suit before the diet: not so good