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  • @usagi32211
    @usagi32211 2 місяці тому +7841

    4:45 - That goose falling over the melon to rush to its owner was so sweet.

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 2 місяці тому +4287

    1:00 Fun Fact: Pigeons are some of the fastest fliers in the animal kingdom. A pigeon is faster than a falcon when flying straight, which is why falcons need to go high then dive down in order to catch up to pigeons.

    • @Sarafimm2
      @Sarafimm2 2 місяці тому +262

      I also think that the pigeon was using the wave of air generated by the front of the car like ducks and geese do those V formations when flying south for the winter.

    • @christianmihordin2675
      @christianmihordin2675 2 місяці тому +90

      Another fun fact. female horseflies of some species are capable of flying 96 mph or faster

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 2 місяці тому +116

      Which is why they were used to carry notes back in the day. Carrier Pigeons are extinct now, but they were just as fast, if not faster, than the urban pigeon.

    • @commode7x
      @commode7x 2 місяці тому +29

      It's also why falcons were completely abandoned as a way to intercept carrier pigeons, in favor of machine guns. Falcon anti-pigeon interceptors were always an experimental technology and had always struggled to be accepted by the military brass. The fact that the use of falcons to intercept pigeons first happened ten years after the invention of the first mass produced rapid-firing mechanized gun didn't help.

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 2 місяці тому +6

      white-throated needletails can go 105 mph

  • @edwarddrost5299
    @edwarddrost5299 2 місяці тому +4627

    4:55 The goose that trips over the watermelon is the most loyal and faithful friend a person could have.

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk 2 місяці тому +108

      Yeah that was the only one even _attempting_ some good ol' CPR. (Well, until the "no hands" detail got in the way.)

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat 2 місяці тому +113

      Yeah, that goose was clearly actually worried and distraught 😢 I teared up a little ngl

    • @Tomnickles
      @Tomnickles 2 місяці тому +10

      @@2GoatsInATrenchCoat Did you though?

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat 2 місяці тому +70

      @@Tomnickles yeah I did. I cry easily. I don't really care if you believe me tbh it's not like crying is an accomplishment to brag about

    • @drivethrupoet
      @drivethrupoet 2 місяці тому +10

      and the bigger white one was yelling for help

  • @lens_hunter
    @lens_hunter 2 місяці тому +9873

    I've been delivering stuff to people's houses and businesses for 15 years and I can confirm that we are all insane.

    • @devrajthorat3651
      @devrajthorat3651 2 місяці тому +67

      Fucking underrated 😂😂😂

    • @karlscher5170
      @karlscher5170 2 місяці тому +43

      And uneducated

    • @arsondarksea
      @arsondarksea 2 місяці тому +43

      Thank you for your service. God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven❤

    • @luxeartro5060
      @luxeartro5060 2 місяці тому +6

      Cufknig ndreuratde 😂

    • @Laradoxx
      @Laradoxx 2 місяці тому +2

      Fr

  • @umbrascitor2079
    @umbrascitor2079 2 місяці тому +109

    1:43 I work in tree care and have had water come gushing out of a cavity just like that, at least a couple of times.
    I've also cut into a tree that had tens of thousands of acorns stored in the cavity as a squirrel's hoard, and they came pouring out of the hole like an endless candy dispenser.
    The worst is when you cut into a beehive. Same effect, but bees.

    • @rockybeachwa
      @rockybeachwa 2 місяці тому +2

      I thought the tree had been planted over a pipe !

    • @FlippysUrbanExploration
      @FlippysUrbanExploration 2 місяці тому +2

      is there a reason the water comes out like that?

    • @umbrascitor2079
      @umbrascitor2079 2 місяці тому +11

      @BroUA-camRuinedMyUsername There’s a cavity running down the center of the trunk with an opening at the top. It's been collecting rainwater for years. So when somebody made a cut at the bottom of the tree it was like pulling the plug on a bathtub.

    • @SueMeriah
      @SueMeriah 21 день тому

      LOL Hahaha interesting anecdotes and good sense of humour? You must be a blast at parties :D

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 18 днів тому +2

      "same effect, but bees" is a terrifying sentence

  • @Ism-x8f
    @Ism-x8f 2 місяці тому +3185

    3:02 that handshake was clean

    • @Aerialyn
      @Aerialyn 2 місяці тому +231

      I'm gonna need to give you a personal shoutout for that joke, that was very slick

    • @JoBot__
      @JoBot__ 2 місяці тому +66

      You are a genius.

    • @annapulley35
      @annapulley35 2 місяці тому +35

      HAHA THAT'S AMAZING

    • @c1h2r3i4s56987
      @c1h2r3i4s56987 2 місяці тому +44

      I'm angry x2 1. That i didn't think of that genius
      2. It took me way too long to realise that this was genius because I was like hmm yeah no that was a solid handshake on both parties.... oh clean😅

    • @anren7445
      @anren7445 2 місяці тому +21

      "literally"

  • @rhettbaldwin8320
    @rhettbaldwin8320 2 місяці тому +2919

    2:32 To be fair, it wasn't blocked off as it should have been.

    • @willi1978
      @willi1978 2 місяці тому +243

      i saw many of these. is it not normal to put signals around when work is going on?

    • @youlikeitiloveit3747
      @youlikeitiloveit3747 2 місяці тому +534

      Not at all.
      I think they should be liable for the damage done to his car.

    • @OldManRiv3r
      @OldManRiv3r 2 місяці тому +503

      Yeah agreed, it was 100% their fault. Well laid wet cement looks like fresh paved dried cement to *most* people. They probably made it take the whole day as well to stretch out that tax dollar. If a minimum wage Andy can put up a wet floor sign when he's moping the Gamestop floor, you can put up the barricade that is inches away but not barricading 😅

    • @Setsuraful
      @Setsuraful 2 місяці тому +321

      Glad I am not the only person thinking this. You don't "notice" wet cement, you get warned about it.

    • @maartendetemmerman393
      @maartendetemmerman393 2 місяці тому +269

      yeah, 100% construction crew fault. you could see he was hesitant about driving that way but since nothing was blocked he could only assume his side was good

  • @dragodracon7785
    @dragodracon7785 2 місяці тому +3706

    0:59 There’s a very good reason why pidgeons were used in wars. Rest In Peace, Cher Ami.

    • @kingderpington6082
      @kingderpington6082 2 місяці тому +14

      they dont fly at 60mph or anywhere close to that

    • @R7TEditz
      @R7TEditz 2 місяці тому +234

      @@kingderpington6082what do you mean you saw the video
      Edit: Thanks for the likes

    • @dragodracon7785
      @dragodracon7785 2 місяці тому +299

      @@kingderpington6082 Yeah, they go faster than that at 90mph when necessary. Despite their looks pidgeons are one of the fastest straight flying birds. And can go up to 6,000ft in the air.

    • @cmdrreggit
      @cmdrreggit 2 місяці тому +212

      @@kingderpington6082 Homing pigeons: can fly at an average of 60 mph over moderate distances, and up to 100 mph for short distances in races.
      Fastest pigeon race: The fastest recorded pigeon speed was 110.07 mph in 1965.
      Pigeons in general: Can fly at speeds of up to 90 mph, and have been spotted flying as high as 6,000 ft (1.8 km)

    • @TheGhostFart
      @TheGhostFart 2 місяці тому

      @@kingderpington6082 bro just admit you know nothing about pigeons

  • @TheJetiLP
    @TheJetiLP 2 місяці тому +110

    That the meteor on entry produces so much heat and brightness that it seems to be daytime is insane.

    • @gabrielgingras814
      @gabrielgingras814 2 місяці тому +9

      That's atmospheric friction at Hypersonic speed.

  • @AeternamVigilem
    @AeternamVigilem 2 місяці тому +2198

    2:15 - The cage closing absolutely killed me.
    "Aaaaaand SCENE!"

    • @SapphireLibra3
      @SapphireLibra3 2 місяці тому +59

      I don't think you can even train a bird to do that. That bird hatched out the egg and was like "I'm Him."

    • @JJpal9
      @JJpal9 2 місяці тому +32

      Why do people call dumb people "bird brain"??? Birds are smart tho 🤨

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 2 місяці тому +14

      no but that bird drives me crazy. Literally how in hell do you even start training a bird to do this

    • @youlikeitiloveit3747
      @youlikeitiloveit3747 2 місяці тому

      I love the little hustle back to the cage

    • @jasonbhunt
      @jasonbhunt 2 місяці тому +9

      @@JJpal9 That bird is the smartest one in this whole video!

  • @Irieification
    @Irieification 2 місяці тому +1564

    4:54 I did not expect the geese to actually care so much. :o

    • @iancarrillo1349
      @iancarrillo1349 2 місяці тому +179

      "OH NO OH FUCK DID THE WALKING FOOD MACHINE JUST DIE? OH GOD"

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 2 місяці тому +72

      They're probably alerting of danger after seeing another living being collapse.

    • @Patrick-i9i
      @Patrick-i9i 2 місяці тому

      ​@@iancarrillo1349Please don't take God's name in vain. God bless you in Jesus name.

    • @jeeshadow
      @jeeshadow 2 місяці тому +38

      Hooman? Hooman? Hooman!!! Hooman!!! Hooman!!! Hooman!!! Hooman!!! Hooman!!! Hooman!!!

    • @thekingwhostitches
      @thekingwhostitches 2 місяці тому +5

      Geas

  • @tombackhouse9121
    @tombackhouse9121 2 місяці тому +9

    1:42 is the worst. The water inside a rotten tree is nasty, sulfurous ooze and one's chainsaw inevitably ends up spraying it everywhere.

  • @aa-ze5cz
    @aa-ze5cz 2 місяці тому +513

    Geese are pretty good at warning/alerting things. They use them in prison in South America to warn on convicts trying to escape. They have lots of geese on a perimeter fence (blocked in by another fence/wall) and whenever someone approaches the fence they start honking and sounding off lol. So it alerts all the guards immediately. They notice people from far away and will come running and honking. They have 10x better night vision than humans and it costs FAR less than technology or additional guards or dogs.

    • @emilyb4702
      @emilyb4702 2 місяці тому +45

      Cool. Guard geese have spotted movement in quadrant 4 and alarm geese are sounding the alarm. Deploy the.... ATTACK GEESE!! 🦆🔪

    • @aa-ze5cz
      @aa-ze5cz 2 місяці тому +34

      @@emilyb4702 lol yah, and apparently if folks do make it over the fence into the geese area, they do attack. While geese really don't do any damage (they don't peck or anything) they are aggressive and will chase fly up at you... and often times people try to run away from them and trip/fall and that can result in an injury (broken bone, hit head, twisted ankles, etc.).
      Kind of like donkeys with protecting sheep/cattle, etc. They are cheaper than dogs, live longer, are cheaper to feed, they have excellent eyesight, are EXTREMELY territorial, will kill coyotes, dogs, and lone wolves, etc. and have a very distinct and noisy hee-haw that alerts farmers.

    • @thomasmaughan4798
      @thomasmaughan4798 2 місяці тому +8

      Peacocks are pretty good at that sort of thing.

    • @screamingchameleon
      @screamingchameleon 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@thomasmaughan4798 yes! We use peacocks for security quite a bit in Australia

    • @mkvv5687
      @mkvv5687 2 місяці тому +5

      The ancient Romans used guard geese. There's a famous story of the sacred geese giving the alert when Rome's citadel was attacked.

  • @harshvardhantiwari309
    @harshvardhantiwari309 2 місяці тому +667

    7:36 that horse is just tired from horsing around

    • @odfeit
      @odfeit 2 місяці тому +11

      me too, me too.....

    • @SpryngRED
      @SpryngRED 2 місяці тому +14

      I guess horse just heard that someone was hungry…

    • @Fiddlewhim-the-gnome
      @Fiddlewhim-the-gnome 2 місяці тому +30

      “Why the long face”

    • @7ofspades7
      @7ofspades7 2 місяці тому +9

      Back in the 90s...

    • @Nekoneex
      @Nekoneex 2 місяці тому +9

      Stop i was just watching bojack horseman

  • @Drag0nmaster
    @Drag0nmaster 2 місяці тому +1177

    3:33 Reminded me of a tumblr post.
    Person 1: "Why on earth hasn't anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls????"
    Person 2: "because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

    • @fungalcoffee
      @fungalcoffee 2 місяці тому +19

      I think the response was originally from a Guy Fieri tweet

    • @nathanberrigan9839
      @nathanberrigan9839 2 місяці тому +24

      But also, she should have removed the outer wrapper before trying to open.

    • @anonymous-hz2un
      @anonymous-hz2un 2 місяці тому +2

      Soooo funny, omg, fr fr
      ...

    • @victherocker
      @victherocker 2 місяці тому +6

      Typical tumblr

    • @alexx12545
      @alexx12545 2 місяці тому +6

      @@fungalcoffeei'm always suprised how far down some internet lore goes, this place is fascinating sometimes

  • @kerpiilol
    @kerpiilol 2 місяці тому +101

    2:39 Video: *everything falling apart*
    Music: ☺☕📚✏🎧🎶

  • @Madd.annie26
    @Madd.annie26 2 місяці тому +826

    4:25 the look on that kid's face is like "Mama, I think that spider bite is working now!" 😂

    • @anisah8546
      @anisah8546 2 місяці тому +20

      😂 Ah you got there before me

    • @menace7885
      @menace7885 2 місяці тому +28

      Bro is the main character

    • @ThaT1TappR
      @ThaT1TappR 2 місяці тому +3

      Lol

    • @ProtossTempest
      @ProtossTempest 2 місяці тому +1

      When the protagonist energy transcends universes

    • @mlijah2730
      @mlijah2730 2 місяці тому +1

      He really hit that iconic black widow pose 😂😂

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 2 місяці тому +972

    That small parrot is insanely well trained. He's even doing it like a speedrunner. No time wasted.

    • @raraavis7782
      @raraavis7782 2 місяці тому +21

      That was seriously impressive!

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 2 місяці тому +5

      I remember a time when people would just go "y'all ain't gonna believe this" and not risk the lives of others filming while driving on the highway

    • @raraavis7782
      @raraavis7782 2 місяці тому +28

      @@spiffygonzales5160
      Um. We were talking about the other bird. The little parrot doing the 'fitness parkour'. Not the dove. I agree though. Keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road while driving, ffs.

    • @fluiddruid9109
      @fluiddruid9109 2 місяці тому +3

      Shock therapy does wonders

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 2 місяці тому

      Parrots are very intelligent, probably on par with a four year old child.

  • @lenoreleitch5297
    @lenoreleitch5297 2 місяці тому +983

    5:20 The clip of granny & grandkids at the airport in dino costumes was the BEST!!!! ❤️

    • @studiog2682
      @studiog2682 2 місяці тому +8

      And it took place at the airport near me, YYJ!

    • @sherrierodelander7907
      @sherrierodelander7907 2 місяці тому +40

      This is the grandma energy I’m bringing to the family when I start getting grand babies!!

    • @thelocalshoop
      @thelocalshoop 2 місяці тому +28

      YES!! not nearly enough people mentioning it its so cute

    • @Spiklething
      @Spiklething 2 місяці тому +6

      So did she wear the outfit on the plane because I can’t see it fitting in the small bag she’s got?

    • @SupraWibu
      @SupraWibu 2 місяці тому +16

      ​@@Spiklething That thing is inflatable

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 2 місяці тому +40

    5:14 I was wondering why would someone have a fake skeleton in their living room, then I remembered it was October and got excited for Halloween.

  • @frenchiesottises8193
    @frenchiesottises8193 2 місяці тому +251

    The kids surprising grandma was so cool. It literally runs in their family. 😭❤

  • @ItsJustRyansChannel
    @ItsJustRyansChannel 2 місяці тому +672

    5:00 - That one goose was like, "OMG! MOM, I'M COMING!!!"

    • @meowkey4975
      @meowkey4975 2 місяці тому +22

      @@I-didnt-ask-youwhy do you have to be weird

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 2 місяці тому

      @@meowkey4975 Welcome to the internet, have a look around~

    • @ablah949
      @ablah949 2 місяці тому +3

      @@I-didnt-ask-you There's a difference between laughing at dirty jokes, and making everything sexual.

    • @Sapphire-by2rq
      @Sapphire-by2rq Місяць тому

      @@I-didnt-ask-you i mean i didn't think about it before he said something, so yes. I am more mature than poor dirty jokes.

  • @MartiganzYT
    @MartiganzYT 2 місяці тому +1676

    4:22 Bro let out his inner superhero 😂

    • @hartleyw6323
      @hartleyw6323 2 місяці тому +74

      Young Peter Parker!

    • @MartiganzYT
      @MartiganzYT 2 місяці тому +34

      @@hartleyw6323 exactly who i was thinking about!

    • @grantpowell4135
      @grantpowell4135 2 місяці тому +22

      Literally hit the perfect superhero stance.
      Black widow would be jelly lol

    • @Emolga2225
      @Emolga2225 2 місяці тому +6

      you ladies alright?

    • @Tko_Seven
      @Tko_Seven 2 місяці тому +2

      more like crashed kids dream.

  • @spamh8r1007
    @spamh8r1007 2 місяці тому +5

    1:13- I've never seen a dog shake its head in disagreement like that. LOL!!!
    So adorable!!!

  • @RogerMollet
    @RogerMollet 2 місяці тому +549

    The guy who could speak in three voices at once was obviously the voice of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 2 місяці тому +21

      Would be really funny if so, is he really? It almost sounded a lot like Donald Duck

    • @PrismaticVelocity
      @PrismaticVelocity 2 місяці тому +2

      @@fluffsquirrelnah… I just can’t hear it..

    • @Luna-co2bb
      @Luna-co2bb 2 місяці тому +1

      It’s really… not

    • @RogerMollet
      @RogerMollet 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Luna-co2bb it sounded like them.

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 2 місяці тому

      @@PrismaticVelocity That's fine, it just sounded like that to me. Idk if he's a voice actor or anything

  • @JimYeats
    @JimYeats 2 місяці тому +252

    2:22
    Yeah, that’s generally what can happen when you don’t block it off in a super busy parking lot.

    • @cowclucklater8448
      @cowclucklater8448 2 місяці тому +9

      Except it wasn't busy, and there was a barrier there warning the driver even if it was only to his left. Both are dumb, the driver moreso

    • @JimYeats
      @JimYeats 2 місяці тому +62

      @@cowclucklater8448 Maybe, but if you’re driving down a parking lot parallel to a building and there is a random barrier on your left, no other warnings, and your a little bit older, that’s kind of on the concrete people.

    • @stormthrush37
      @stormthrush37 2 місяці тому +54

      ​@@cowclucklater8448 So you're saying the concrete workers intentionally chose to put the warning to the side rather than in front of and directly blocking the wet concrete which would make far more sense? Doesn't sound like the smartest decision.

    • @cowclucklater8448
      @cowclucklater8448 2 місяці тому +10

      @@stormthrush37 I said both are dumb. They are dumb for not having two roadblocks and putting it in the center. The driver is dumb for not having common sense. He missed seeing the concrete somehow, he ignored the barrier (like you said it was to the side, probably thought it was okay to go through now), but there was also the workers and a construction vehicle right in there aswell. After looking again though, the construction people are the dumber ones.

    • @smoxthybweh
      @smoxthybweh 2 місяці тому +35

      I dont think the driver is dumb. The wet concrete just looks like a darker patch in the road. How was he supposed to know it was wet, especially when barrier was blocking his only other path. This has nothing to do with common sense ​@cowclucklater8448

  • @AlphonsoDavies19
    @AlphonsoDavies19 2 місяці тому +356

    4:07 her soul left her body😂😂😂😂

    • @jakeymon8456
      @jakeymon8456 2 місяці тому +5

      What is that thing?

    • @AlphonsoDavies19
      @AlphonsoDavies19 2 місяці тому

      @@jakeymon8456 Halloween decoration

    • @maartendetemmerman393
      @maartendetemmerman393 2 місяці тому +55

      @@jakeymon8456 dude, its just a black girl

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah that's what the caption said on all the other places I've seen the same clip. Solid observation.

    • @lmaoist-nig
      @lmaoist-nig 2 місяці тому

      completely ragdolled

  • @maxellis3325
    @maxellis3325 2 місяці тому +3

    I've been a fan for years now, but I swear the quality of the videos have gotten even better. They are even funnier and cooler than they use to be, which is saying a lot since they have always been good. Keep it up!

  • @peas42
    @peas42 2 місяці тому +364

    that men's and women's bathroom sharing the sink counter is WILD
    2:56

    • @emilyb4702
      @emilyb4702 2 місяці тому +42

      Yep! No thank you!

    • @averagesauceenjoyer7209
      @averagesauceenjoyer7209 2 місяці тому +7

      They're trying to be economic in terms of spacing

    • @NimsQuarlo
      @NimsQuarlo 2 місяці тому +38

      Accountable and transparent Shame Cleansing.

    • @MBrainspaz
      @MBrainspaz 2 місяці тому +63

      good way to make sure men wash their hands though

    • @noelvalenzarro
      @noelvalenzarro 2 місяці тому +4

      @@NimsQuarloThis is genius

  • @hrishikeshharitas2456
    @hrishikeshharitas2456 2 місяці тому +146

    5:32 Grandma passed the vibe check

  • @VERY-deadchannel
    @VERY-deadchannel 2 місяці тому +339

    5:32 thats honestly even better

  • @cookiethereeject6065
    @cookiethereeject6065 2 місяці тому +607

    Thank you for helping the constipated tree

  • @JoeFly2009
    @JoeFly2009 2 місяці тому +223

    0:15 cartoon physics be like:

  • @andrewmoonbeam321
    @andrewmoonbeam321 2 місяці тому +616

    0:39 Looks like Bumblebee has been on the nectar again.

    • @Laradoxx
      @Laradoxx 2 місяці тому +12

      💀

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 2 місяці тому +23

      Naw man, bro was hitting that Straight 30 weight. Everyone knows you gotta cut it to 10W-30 or it goes right to the crankcase. 😁

    • @andrewmoonbeam321
      @andrewmoonbeam321 2 місяці тому +3

      @@danielseelye6005 LOL!!

    • @Funnyman20265
      @Funnyman20265 2 місяці тому +2

      That doesn’t even make sense lol

    • @thanosianthemadtitanic
      @thanosianthemadtitanic 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@Funnyman20265 bumblebee - nectar - ill be here all week

  • @donkrom3599
    @donkrom3599 2 місяці тому +7

    Love the new longer format!

  • @fireice2037
    @fireice2037 2 місяці тому +274

    That dad looked so confused and sad when his nice burger was stolen away from him LOL

    • @timotheematos44
      @timotheematos44 2 місяці тому +7

      That's completely outrageous. She could have been fired for that

    • @Darion350
      @Darion350 2 місяці тому +10

      @@timotheematos44 To be fair we don't know why the waitress took the food away. As with most short videos, we're missing context.

    • @zackzeed
      @zackzeed 2 місяці тому

      @@Darion350 Exactly.

    • @Okinawatrip
      @Okinawatrip 2 місяці тому +46

      @@Darion350 "They told the waitress to take their dad's meal away" are you watching with the sound off?

    • @fadillah6014
      @fadillah6014 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Okinawatripthe question who tell her to do that and why?

  • @MohamedamineElhassani
    @MohamedamineElhassani 2 місяці тому +356

    6:10 999+ missed calls from the NBA.

    • @MyHeroAcademiaFanboy027
      @MyHeroAcademiaFanboy027 2 місяці тому +8

      I think this guy's on his way to becoming a future NBA star!!! 🏀🏀🏀

    • @MohamedamineElhassani
      @MohamedamineElhassani 2 місяці тому +5

      @@MyHeroAcademiaFanboy027 on his way to becoming a future NBA star: ❌️
      On his way to becoming an NBA star: ✅️
      He's a future NBA star: ✅️
      (Edit): sorry for the mha ending...

    • @jonsolo2794
      @jonsolo2794 2 місяці тому +1

      Look at his right hand, it starts glitching. Also theres too much spin on the balls.
      Clearly CGI.
      Its sad how gullible most people are.

    • @CJBox9
      @CJBox9 2 місяці тому

      @@jonsolo2794hows it start glitching I’m not seeing it
      The balls are spinning bc of the way he’s throwing them

    • @CJBox9
      @CJBox9 2 місяці тому +26

      @@jonsolo2794 doesn’t look like cgi. It’s spinning bc of the way he’s throwing them

  • @OscarSotoJr
    @OscarSotoJr 2 місяці тому +59

    It’s the parrot finishing the whole act by closing the cage behind him that gets to me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Harrietmjones
    @Harrietmjones 2 місяці тому +8

    The parallel parking car made me think of a particular scene from Futurama where Amy parallel parks (much like how the car can do) but mentions that’s she’s so bad at it. Then she bangs into both the car in front, then the car in the back.

  • @Anonymous4045
    @Anonymous4045 2 місяці тому +132

    1:03 "I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."

    • @MatthewFerguson-k7s
      @MatthewFerguson-k7s 2 місяці тому +1

      How do you keep finding you people first a bee now tis leave me alone how are you doing 60

    • @rhavols
      @rhavols 2 місяці тому

      @@MatthewFerguson-k7s”How do you keep finding you people” what did bro take 💀

    • @MatthewFerguson-k7s
      @MatthewFerguson-k7s 2 місяці тому

      @@rhavols man these edibles don't do shizzz wait a minute (meth kicking in) woooooooooooooooioooiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @MatthewFerguson-k7s
      @MatthewFerguson-k7s 2 місяці тому

      @@rhavols I just went through a suitcase full of meth baby woooooooooooooooiooooooooooooooooioooiioooooooooo

    • @Rattler44
      @Rattler44 2 місяці тому

      Bros got that on paper tied to his leggs

  • @deaconblooze1
    @deaconblooze1 2 місяці тому +17

    4:05 When your arms say fight, your head says flight, and your feet say freeze.

    • @lordiku
      @lordiku 2 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @mandyhewitt4383
    @mandyhewitt4383 2 місяці тому +216

    4:19 marvel needs to hire this kid

    • @MyLateralThawts
      @MyLateralThawts 2 місяці тому +24

      Agree, kid nailed the superhero landing.

    • @CykeGames
      @CykeGames 2 місяці тому +16

      Lil bro is the next spiderman 🙏

    • @I.M.channelTV12
      @I.M.channelTV12 2 місяці тому +3

      The kid needs to hire marvel instead!

    • @medalion1390
      @medalion1390 2 місяці тому +3

      Superhero landing!

    • @Maxarmor
      @Maxarmor 2 місяці тому +1

      And he did it in rubber boots!

  • @Rex_Nichts
    @Rex_Nichts 2 місяці тому +133

    Taking away someone's food while they're eating might just be one of the most disrespectful things you could do to someone.

    • @benselander1482
      @benselander1482 2 місяці тому +16

      agreed, some people don't understand how to do a good prank

    • @aberdeeen
      @aberdeeen 2 місяці тому +25

      and he didnt even react funnily enough for it to be worth it, thats doubly offensive.

    • @benselander1482
      @benselander1482 2 місяці тому +14

      @@aberdeeen exactly, if it’s a good prank, everyone’s laughing at the end.

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 2 місяці тому +19

      yeah, i can't believe that the waiter agreed to do that.

    • @Charli_Champagne
      @Charli_Champagne 2 місяці тому +6

      If the family asked her to do the prank, im sure she got a good tip out of it. You didn’t see the end of the video so no one knows if he laughed after the confusion 😊

  • @kartikgandhi982
    @kartikgandhi982 2 місяці тому +138

    5:40 that is the cutest thing I have seen all week, and I did not expect it to be dinosaurs

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 2 місяці тому +3

      Seems familiar. I've seen this clip before.

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 2 місяці тому

      Wait, didn't you comment on Sunday?

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 2 місяці тому +1

      you mean the kid or the girl

  • @evakazoo
    @evakazoo 2 місяці тому +57

    4:55 oh man that brown goose was so worried

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 2 місяці тому

      Either that, or he was like: "Can we eat her now? Can we? Can we?"

  • @ShadowOfTheCircus
    @ShadowOfTheCircus 2 місяці тому +298

    0:59 that pigeon is amazing lmao

    • @Raphael-pt7rx
      @Raphael-pt7rx 2 місяці тому +7

      its actually normal for most birds to fly 100kmh/60mph and more, falcons top speed is like 400kmh/250mph

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Raphael-pt7rx Peregrine falcons reach those speeds of 250 mph in a dive. Pigeons can reach up to 90 mph in LEVEL FLIGHT.

    • @miguelpedraentomology6080
      @miguelpedraentomology6080 2 місяці тому +1

      When people think about fast birds they always think about falcons when these dont even come close when it comes to actual flight and not diving. The fastest is a dang swift but other species and some seabirds come quite close

    • @Dexedus
      @Dexedus 2 місяці тому +1

      What's not amazing is the guy using his phone while driving

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Karuiko Yeah, Falcons can only fly at like 70 or 80 in level flight in a sprint, but they are good at climbing fast and using gravity to give them a huge boost after tucking into a tight little beaked missile. Pigeons can sprint up to 90, but trained carrier pigeons can reach nearly 110 mph, which was the fastest racing pigeon ever bred, meanwhile pigeons can cruise for a decent period of time at 60 mph, which is highway speed.

  • @LorienInksong
    @LorienInksong 2 місяці тому +2

    Did you know pigeons will sequester heavy metals in their feathers if they accidentally ingest some? Also pigeons can learn to recognize certain words, which means they can scan an ingredients list for specific allergens as aid animals. (They will 'attack' the food item to indicate its unsafe. Very helpful for children or those who struggle with the small font of ingredients lists)

  • @e.b.farmer4
    @e.b.farmer4 2 місяці тому +72

    I’ve seen combat in military service but I still get jumpy when I have to open a can of biscuits. 😂

  • @veroxid
    @veroxid 2 місяці тому +143

    2:45 honestly that's just bad office design right there.

    • @JR-zp3nw
      @JR-zp3nw 2 місяці тому +1

      They probably thought as Critical Drinker would "Nah, it'll be fine"

    • @aberdeeen
      @aberdeeen 2 місяці тому +8

      why did that guy shuffling slower than i walk think he could catch up with the shelves

    • @Maveche
      @Maveche 2 місяці тому +2

      They are not even using shelves but towering baskets that high lol

  • @Tekaisuwu
    @Tekaisuwu 2 місяці тому +206

    0:10 NO LUFFY YOU CANT PARK THERE

    • @Charger_13
      @Charger_13 2 місяці тому +7

      Bro your comment made me laugh for 10 mins straight

    • @solidargument
      @solidargument 2 місяці тому +1

      This comment is definitely gonna reach 1k by the end of the day.

    • @izzi6143
      @izzi6143 2 місяці тому +1

      KAJSJSJAJSAHJSJ

    • @sihTdaeRtnaCuoY
      @sihTdaeRtnaCuoY 2 місяці тому +1

      Table for one?

    • @Cloud-3514
      @Cloud-3514 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sihTdaeRtnaCuoYone…… piece?

  • @TheDeathOfPassion
    @TheDeathOfPassion Місяць тому +1

    4:03 made me cry laughing, the way he legs stayed there and she fell over was just too much for me to handle

  • @Owen-vb2gv
    @Owen-vb2gv 2 місяці тому +40

    Dude the content has just been surreal man. Eight and a half minutes per post now? This channel really does raise the bar for everyone else. Keep up the great work man!

  • @battery_wattage
    @battery_wattage 2 місяці тому +70

    2:39. The most calming music for the most dire situation.

    • @PMIII
      @PMIII 2 місяці тому +6

      That's what makes it funnier!🤣🤣💀

  • @Tyler.Denton
    @Tyler.Denton 2 місяці тому +94

    7:05 Crab car🦀

  • @durkadurka4557
    @durkadurka4557 2 місяці тому +2

    The superhero landing by the kid on the swing was EPIC, and he knew it!!

  • @Rebel_riot151
    @Rebel_riot151 2 місяці тому +30

    7:29 Aww I hope this poor horse feels better soon! 🥺🙏
    If I were there I’d give a big long hug so it could cheer up.

  • @abelpazos51
    @abelpazos51 2 місяці тому +62

    Congratulations Daily Dose! I asked for rare, less viral videos and you absolutely delivered. You find the gems. Thank you. You deserve everything good coming your way! ❤

  • @shay3878
    @shay3878 2 місяці тому +76

    7:53 Oh hell naw man what's going on in Midgar 💀

  • @dzzzzzt
    @dzzzzzt 2 місяці тому +1

    You did, you did. ❤ I've become conditioned to associate the notification and watching the video with having a brief period of happiness and recharge. Thank you! 8:19 got me 😂

  • @tobarstep
    @tobarstep 2 місяці тому +58

    "They told the waitress to take away their dad's food"
    "Dad told the waitress to give them the bill"

    • @ticketyboo2456
      @ticketyboo2456 2 місяці тому

      Maybe they were tired of paying the bill themselves and wanted to teach him a lesson😂

  • @mandyhewitt4383
    @mandyhewitt4383 2 місяці тому +177

    1:48 DANG BROS BEEN HOLDING THAT IN SINCE 1961 😂😂😂

  • @Jakeeee2
    @Jakeeee2 2 місяці тому +61

    5:13 cat likes the skeleton better then her owner 😂

    • @emilyb4702
      @emilyb4702 2 місяці тому +5

      Proof that cats can cut you without a knife Or claws...😢😅

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 2 місяці тому +6

      The skelly doesn't get up for bio breaks so who can blame her? 🤣

    • @MethLord
      @MethLord 2 місяці тому +1

      On the contrary, the cat doesn't want to disturb the owner.

  • @IsItFate
    @IsItFate 2 місяці тому +4

    3:05 when you're trying to take shelter but your shelter also takes shelter in different place

  • @blackinkboy
    @blackinkboy 2 місяці тому +57

    The geese were like:No Dont die yet!!! You Didnt feed us Enough!

  • @billdoolinofficial
    @billdoolinofficial 2 місяці тому +61

    3:53 Definitely followed a youtube vehicle repair guide

  • @z-Toothlezz-z
    @z-Toothlezz-z 2 місяці тому +25

    What I love about these videos are that their little glimpse into people’s lives, especially the more, home video(?) looking ones

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 2 місяці тому +4

      Whats so nice about Daily Dose of Internet vids that it's like scrolling through UA-cam shorts, but without the brain rot and rage bait

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 2 місяці тому

      @@javedansari-nb2pk dude it'd be nothing but extremely loud clips of UA-cam poops and cats asking if they can has cheeseburger though xD

  • @Tommydiah
    @Tommydiah 2 місяці тому +1

    7:35 Bro sitting there like “MAN I HATE BEING A STALLON, SHREK! FIND A WAY TO TURN ME BACK INTO A HORSE.”

  • @AlbiDartanan
    @AlbiDartanan 2 місяці тому +42

    3:04
    wind : i will take your "scooter "
    man : noo , i dont allow it ....
    wind : i will take your tent ...

  • @Archanfel
    @Archanfel 2 місяці тому +74

    5:21 grandma-dinosaur arrival!

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 2 місяці тому +2

      This is better than then they tried to do

    • @AlphaTrout
      @AlphaTrout 2 місяці тому

      Almost positive this is the Victoria airport

    • @doctormahrio5226
      @doctormahrio5226 2 місяці тому

      I swear she knows her Grandchildren like the back on her soul.

  • @Delikatessen__
    @Delikatessen__ 2 місяці тому +9

    1:55 the guy jumping into the frame is actually so cute

  • @evandrochaves9596
    @evandrochaves9596 2 місяці тому

    I'm loving the new longer version of daily dose of internet, like video-cassetadas we had in brasil

  • @ethanton7074
    @ethanton7074 2 місяці тому +14

    5:21 Parents probably gave it away, but that's so sweet!

  • @alteria2714
    @alteria2714 2 місяці тому +54

    1:06 pigeons can actually go even faster than that... They gotta avoid falcons SOMEHOW

  • @craigpaulson3503
    @craigpaulson3503 2 місяці тому +13

    I love that you've been doing longer videos. Thanx.

  • @nancylauratappan9629
    @nancylauratappan9629 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @akostoth9389
    @akostoth9389 2 місяці тому +13

    4:22 "Wooow, superhero landing!" says excitedly while clapping

  • @RA-gv3ys
    @RA-gv3ys 2 місяці тому +18

    The VR dad really caught me off guard LoL😅😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ali-pn1vz
    @Ali-pn1vz 2 місяці тому +219

    that bird is more active than me

    • @Leviticusto
      @Leviticusto 2 місяці тому +4

      That horse is more active than me

    • @jackcabaniss9571
      @jackcabaniss9571 2 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, somehow I deduced that you don’t run 60 miles per hour on the highway on a regular basis

    • @AbundanceTribe
      @AbundanceTribe 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jackcabaniss9571😂

  • @omookami7443
    @omookami7443 Місяць тому

    Thank you for the amazing laughs! You’ve truly helped me unwind and let go of all the stress

  • @regardolupin2865
    @regardolupin2865 2 місяці тому +11

    4:22 The fact that there is no Spider-man theme is a crime

  • @nah9080
    @nah9080 2 місяці тому +83

    That guy who can speak in multiple voices should star in a horror movie cos nope

    • @TTSP907
      @TTSP907 2 місяці тому +2

      Ya that was seriously impressive.

    • @jedimasterjoe5386
      @jedimasterjoe5386 2 місяці тому +2

      It’s the aliens from toy story

  • @Midsix
    @Midsix 2 місяці тому +55

    6:19 how do you even learn to do that?

    • @AYE-DOMINO-OG-STAY
      @AYE-DOMINO-OG-STAY 2 місяці тому +1

      Frr

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 2 місяці тому +4

      With time and practice, the same two fundamentals of mastering any technique.

    • @tomsterbg8130
      @tomsterbg8130 2 місяці тому

      become robot, beep boop beep beep

    • @doctormahrio5226
      @doctormahrio5226 2 місяці тому

      Sorry NBA. Sometimes the GAMERS have all the skill

  • @amity.mp3
    @amity.mp3 2 місяці тому +1

    4:56 I thought the geese were going to do nothing for a second, lol. But that’s so sweet

  • @TheRamiYT
    @TheRamiYT 2 місяці тому +40

    1:43 Damn. That tree has been eating a lot of KFC. 😂

    • @RizePlus
      @RizePlus 2 місяці тому +2

      Nah, I’d say it has been eating way more Taco Bell than KFC. 🤣

  • @marquiso4615
    @marquiso4615 2 місяці тому +84

    1:50 me after eating TacoBell

    • @Lol-og9me
      @Lol-og9me 2 місяці тому

      🌽 ⚽️

    • @littleawesomeapple
      @littleawesomeapple 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Lol-og9mecorn soccer

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 2 місяці тому

      @@Lol-og9memiserable

    • @Lol-og9me
      @Lol-og9me 2 місяці тому

      @@bourne8636 you can’t lie it’s such a shit joke

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Lol-og9me just stop being so uptight, you only get one life man, you should be making as many bad jokes as you can, when this life is over, it’s over forever.

  • @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer
    @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer 2 місяці тому +18

    6:23 damn he was going so fast the balls started stacking on each other lol

    • @Bola0cho
      @Bola0cho 2 місяці тому +1

    • @calreimer
      @calreimer 2 місяці тому

      glad some1 mentioned that skilled ass asian lol

  • @mehmeherson3103
    @mehmeherson3103 2 місяці тому +2

    that pigeon was absolutely drafting!! aerodynamics and a beautiful natural example of!!

  • @T1tan466
    @T1tan466 2 місяці тому +26

    1:25 as a waiter, I have had this intrusive thought many times

    • @StefanoDaGiau-j5z
      @StefanoDaGiau-j5z 2 місяці тому

      is there a reason why it was actually done?

    • @T1tan466
      @T1tan466 2 місяці тому +2

      @@StefanoDaGiau-j5z in the video it was just a joke on there dad which was funny

  • @InsaneJay231
    @InsaneJay231 2 місяці тому +52

    1:56 that tree has been holding that for years💀💀

  • @d...d7830
    @d...d7830 2 місяці тому +163

    0:33 bike- im going, bye!

    • @railfannerjs6308
      @railfannerjs6308 2 місяці тому +3

      Homeboy took off after it 😂

    • @fernandodavid9495
      @fernandodavid9495 2 місяці тому +2

      The chances of getting your bike stolen by a box are low, but never zero

    • @NathanielPiscian
      @NathanielPiscian 11 днів тому +1

      @fernandodavid9495😂 this is as funny as a piece of toast falling over

    • @NathanielPiscian
      @NathanielPiscian 11 днів тому

      @@railfannerjs6308😂 I’m gone

  • @nal2us2
    @nal2us2 2 місяці тому

    Absolutely LOVE the longform Daily Dose of Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please dont stop with these extended vids!!!!! PERFECT!!!!!!!!!

  • @grownatural6235
    @grownatural6235 2 місяці тому +74

    0:52 These people have 0 survival instinct 🤡

    • @NezhaGaming99
      @NezhaGaming99 2 місяці тому +18

      ❌Survival instincts
      ✅Stupidity instincts

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 2 місяці тому +6

      @@NezhaGaming99iPhone instinct

    • @doctormahrio5226
      @doctormahrio5226 2 місяці тому +2

      I think it's called Tourist Instincts

    • @agentz-ro
      @agentz-ro 2 місяці тому +2

      🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍺🍺🍺🍺

  • @blair9281
    @blair9281 2 місяці тому +36

    2:27 Maybe if they left the barriers up properly instead of leaving them strewn about the place, he wouldn't have had to be so pissed about it.

  • @marcosyamgarcia6684
    @marcosyamgarcia6684 2 місяці тому +56

    8:05 Wait, how did he not slip? Thought those were super waxed.

    • @SCMaglev261
      @SCMaglev261 2 місяці тому +12

      I think there are two main reasons, first it's a wood lane (vs modern synthetic ones), and second many bowling alleys can't afford expensive lane machines to oil the lanes, so that's why the lane isn't slippery

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 2 місяці тому +12

      They are, and he needs to stay off of it.

    • @Aerialyn
      @Aerialyn 2 місяці тому +17

      ^ Two types of people

    • @RhumpleOriginal
      @RhumpleOriginal 2 місяці тому +1

      Which one kisses dads more? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z!

    • @Stampyboyz
      @Stampyboyz 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Ducky69247especially due to how deadly pin resetters are

  • @opp387
    @opp387 2 місяці тому +1

    0:06 There is a message on the restaurant’s wall with a smiley face drawn next to it, and the message reads, "If you willing flirt with the owner, the entire restaurant can be yours."

  • @_stiffmeister33
    @_stiffmeister33 2 місяці тому +33

    2:56 bruu i thought it was a window at first lmaoo cuz in downtown sac there's a restaurant that does have a mirror tinted window where you can see the other side but this is jus wildd

  • @SomeoneCold
    @SomeoneCold 2 місяці тому +50

    4:00 At least the engines powering SOME kind of wheel.

  • @staffan-
    @staffan- 2 місяці тому +23

    The skeleton guy probably sits more still than you do... 5:15

  • @rawls101
    @rawls101 2 місяці тому +2

    4:07 - That girl's backwards arch is seriously impressive!

  • @sappypappy8595
    @sappypappy8595 2 місяці тому +8

    2:31 Foreman's like, " I'm too old for this s---."