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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @tiahmorgan4778
    @tiahmorgan4778 Рік тому +104

    the young gabriel is like im soo happy people are laughing
    you see it in his eyes soo sweet

  • @gioiadelsapere
    @gioiadelsapere 7 місяців тому +17

    "There'll be another 😊"
    No truer words have been said, that new relationship feeling makes you feel AMAZING

  • @BigBastion623
    @BigBastion623 Рік тому +606

    “Where would u like to eat” “Well…”. Rings so true, I still remember driving round town with my gf for 3 hours while she decided where to eat, til she settled with a Wendy’s we’d past 10 times at that point

    • @bryanttyrin
      @bryanttyrin Рік тому +25

      oh hell no 😂😂

    • @danijelmandrak7132
      @danijelmandrak7132 Рік тому +15

      Women.... Mehhhh 😂

    • @danstrikker6465
      @danstrikker6465 Рік тому +7

      Bro, how do you have time to do that?

    • @NovaSniper12
      @NovaSniper12 Рік тому +13

      Bruh at that point you should have headed home and scrapped up something from the fridge.

    • @MsFeleyra
      @MsFeleyra Рік тому +8

      why could you not choose a place to eat? I hear this complaint all the time and I never see men stepping up and suggesting a place to eat ever. If you can’t make a decision of where you want to eat they don’t complain about your girl not being able to make a decision too

  • @junaidjami7492
    @junaidjami7492 Рік тому +192

    "The worst thing i will do is to have dinner without you" 😂

  • @johnfrick9639
    @johnfrick9639 Рік тому +104

    I knew a girl (not mine) who would never tell her man why (or even when) she was upset. When we would ask her why she wouldn't tell him what was up, her response was, "If HE doesn't know what's upsetting me, I'M certainly NOT going to tell him!"

    • @jayari7674
      @jayari7674 Рік тому +16

      You know being single just might be the way to go.

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 Рік тому +4

      Still giving the cold ice shoulder just like any girl at the morgue ?

    • @Jack574.
      @Jack574. Рік тому +3

      LITERALLY not worth it

    • @Amy_T85
      @Amy_T85 10 місяців тому

      It’s because we want men to use their brains for once. We want them to do this to understand us better.

    • @torylynne
      @torylynne 6 місяців тому +2

      Aaaaarrrggghhhhh. Run run away very fast

  • @jackswagger1330
    @jackswagger1330 Рік тому +82

    Fluffy NEVER fails to make me laugh what made me lose it was (BABY SHARK DOO DOO DODO )😂😂

  • @jamiesaiyanprincess9974
    @jamiesaiyanprincess9974 Рік тому +157

    Whenever my boyfriend asks what I want to eat I go "Kowalsky, options!" 🐧

    • @papageo9812
      @papageo9812 5 місяців тому +3

      Omg I'm SOOO stealing that !

    • @grf0
      @grf0 3 місяці тому +1

      you're a good lady

  • @GhostDog54
    @GhostDog54 Рік тому +89

    The baby shark song as a reference of an action was a classic line

    • @Suz562
      @Suz562 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kathleenmider152
    @kathleenmider152 7 місяців тому +7

    All I can say is I love you Fluffy!!! No matter what you always make me laugh!! THANK YOU!!!!!

  • @stacyfabiszewski4633
    @stacyfabiszewski4633 Рік тому +95

    Fluffy ALWAYS makes me laugh so hard, belly laugh. He makes my day brighter ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂. Thank you so much Gabriel!

  • @Of_Your_Volition
    @Of_Your_Volition Рік тому +50

    I think I got this from somewhere else not sure but what you gotta ask is “guess where we are going?” If they need a push say “it’s your favorite!”

  • @fennynickie5731
    @fennynickie5731 Рік тому +126

    He's right when he says there's no greater feeling than that of being in a brand new relationship

    • @Jack574.
      @Jack574. Рік тому +3

      Give it time

    • @demonboy-qk7jm
      @demonboy-qk7jm Рік тому +5

      Well, being in a relationship for a long time is my best feeling because you feel more loved than anything

    • @dalehood1846
      @dalehood1846 4 місяці тому

      @Jack574,. You know. Then the reality hits! The monster will eventually show itself.

  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 Рік тому +29

    "I would all the way up until that one part, but even then." 😂😂😂

  • @Rare_and_Unique1
    @Rare_and_Unique1 Рік тому +121

    You always make me and thousands of people laugh hysterically!!!🎉🎉❤❤

  • @barbfrontczak1791
    @barbfrontczak1791 2 місяці тому +4

    I agree 💯 percent with Fluffy...yes there are voth pros and cons of being single and in a relationship lol 🤣!

  • @SarmBryan
    @SarmBryan Рік тому +8

    can’t wait to see the show this coming Thursday in Chicago🔥

  • @enigmawyoming5201
    @enigmawyoming5201 Рік тому +39

    I was in a terrible mood today. First, a freaking car crashed into my bedroom at 3:00 AM this morning. Then I broke my leg walking across the debris. Went to the hospital and I got quarantined because I tested positive for COVID. At 6:00 AM my girlfriend broke up with me because my life was “not stable” enough for to stick around. By 9:00 AM my house blew up from a gas leak because of the car crashing into the bedroom. No big deal! But….. later that day I found out none of my five (5!!!) Powerball tickets won $1.6 billion!!
    That was the final straw. I gave up. No I’m watching Fluffy on UA-cam. Life is GRAND again!!!

  • @davidrounds80
    @davidrounds80 Рік тому +18

    I really cannot get enough of your videos fluffy. Because everything you say fluffy, you keep things real. And so very trkeep on being the amazing and wonderful person. You are and don't ever Is change fluffy.😎👍🏻💯💯💯

  • @rosannefalvo5602
    @rosannefalvo5602 Рік тому +10

    You are sooo funny. I watch your shows online all the time. I would love to come and see one of your shows one day.

  • @Love4Penguins32
    @Love4Penguins32 Рік тому +10

    "Shower and Shit!" Damn Fluffy that was personal

  • @brittaanniedalen8504
    @brittaanniedalen8504 Рік тому +6

    You makes me laugh even i have my bad days so thank you,Gabriel.😉❤

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 6 місяців тому +1

    When he was talking about happiness and people in relationships are like magnets for other people being as happy as they are, lemme tell you, I felt like I was being attacked. Personally attacked. Because I'm single, and I'm not happy. I don't see how anyone could love me, and so I keep to myself. I don't bother putting myself out there. I don't go looking for a date, and I don't think dates are gonna come looking for me. I'm pretty skeptical about finding love.

  • @esmewitch
    @esmewitch Рік тому +8

    Speaking from the female point if view, my ex would ask what I fancied eating. Easy answer, Chinese or Thai.
    "Would not not rather have Indian, we always have Chinese?"
    "Well I get Chinese, you get Indian?"
    "How about pizza? We both like pizza."
    So yeah, it generally evolves into "What do you want?", "Well what do you fancy?"

  • @southerncatlady
    @southerncatlady Рік тому +6

    I always know exactly where/what I want to eat, what I want to watch/do, and I love funny guys. Funny guys ARE pretty to me.

  • @markdicristofaro904
    @markdicristofaro904 10 місяців тому +4

    The greatest comedians will tell the truth. It's too bad that most people can't be like this. LOL.

  • @km3455
    @km3455 10 місяців тому +4

    When they say they wanna talk but expect you to do all the talking, look bored/annoyed when you do manage to think of something to talk about, tell you that’s not interesting & then get mad at you 😅.

  • @QuietChaos1996
    @QuietChaos1996 10 місяців тому +3

    I think I'm a rare woman out in the wild that really 1) wouldn't care where I went to eat and 2) know exactly what I would want.
    Literally, no stalling nor games.

  • @dlittlejohn6177
    @dlittlejohn6177 2 місяці тому +1

    This December, my husband and I will be celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary. You are correct. I have no idea why I do this type of thing to my husband. I will say I've learned things go better if us females COMMUNICATE! If you need time to have your emotions, say so. I've had to tell my husband that I needed time to cool off before we talk. Then, TALK with each other as you wish to be spoken to. Be HONEST!!!! Asl for the internet, STAY AWAY FROM DATING APPS! People lie. Bad experiences.

  • @joedivald1051
    @joedivald1051 10 місяців тому +3

    Love being single. And I chose.

  • @thirumalarchidambaram5390
    @thirumalarchidambaram5390 10 місяців тому +2

    @8:50 the worst thing I would do, is have dinner without you...
    And have dinner with you, again ! 🤣🤣

  • @rafaelrodriguez6638
    @rafaelrodriguez6638 7 місяців тому +2

    My favorite

  • @alexkilgour1328
    @alexkilgour1328 6 місяців тому +2

    "If you don't know why I'm mad, then I'm not going to tell you!"

  • @web1272
    @web1272 Рік тому +5

    Bro ur literally the best

  • @scotthickam904
    @scotthickam904 Рік тому +4

    Most of his makeup is spot on

  • @dennismehlfeld9720
    @dennismehlfeld9720 10 місяців тому +2

    please #gabriel iglesias @gabriel iglesias
    come to europe again, especially germany or nearby .... you are awesome!

  • @irmagarcia8266
    @irmagarcia8266 Рік тому +2

    I think Fluffy is thinking of flipping the coin!! Martin!!!!! Lmao

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Рік тому +26

    I'm here to tell you, that "where do you want to eat" question is just as difficult in a gay relationship as it is in a straight one.

    • @lostboy960
      @lostboy960 11 місяців тому +1

      In my experience, my partners are neutral and chill af. They would ACTUALLY not care what I picked.

  • @gaoie530
    @gaoie530 Рік тому +3

    My favorite starts at 5:35 😂....Too cute.

  • @jose.p1527
    @jose.p1527 Рік тому +4

    Man I love Gabriel's jokes dude

  • @superkidg9775
    @superkidg9775 Рік тому +3

    "You will never look at that song again" bro i almost died when i heard that

  • @lorisiccia5914
    @lorisiccia5914 9 місяців тому +3

    The answer is always Tacos or Thai.
    but Burgers or Bbq are always good.

  • @connorhung6958
    @connorhung6958 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how he was like okay nvm for the Latina joke 😂

  • @MervilleJr
    @MervilleJr 10 місяців тому +3

    Incredible bud.

  • @miriamaviles6948
    @miriamaviles6948 6 місяців тому +2

    Fluffy!! Fluffy!! 😂😂😂

  • @chrikke
    @chrikke 4 місяці тому +1

    Fluffy in his prime when talking about weight complaining about a fat woman is pretty funny

  • @RoxyyyHernandez
    @RoxyyyHernandez 7 місяців тому +2

    That's me brand new realtionship that's how i feel right now

  • @ashbonwolf9739
    @ashbonwolf9739 Рік тому +7

    great vid

  • @israel3003
    @israel3003 Рік тому +13

    Honestly to honor our real icon is to say that Gabriel Iglesias has a lot of real true devoted loving nice respectable friends and families and fans that know that they are so definitely so close to his big special big heart of his with his cool jokes and entertainment to all of his cool subscribers as best friends of his giving him always cool Vibes all the way down to the bottom of his true heart of his so blessed be to Gabriel Iglesias and of course blessed be to his family's and friend's and of course blessed be to his loyal fan's so please give clapping hands 👏
    To your real icon Gabriel Iglesias our greatest living legend for everyone to enjoy the laughter and the greatness our true icon
    👏❤️👍

  • @barbfrontczak1791
    @barbfrontczak1791 2 місяці тому +2

    I always adk my husband what he wants to eat...he always says whatever...and I tell him that they don't make whatever lol 🤣

  • @dirtdevilrcmotorsports
    @dirtdevilrcmotorsports 10 місяців тому +3

    Smooth landing.

  • @petervelocity6892
    @petervelocity6892 7 місяців тому +1

    Amen lord Jesus amen whooooooo yes sir god is great god is good I the name of Jesus mighty name amen

  • @lindaartz3297
    @lindaartz3297 3 місяці тому +1

    We spent more time deciding where to go to eat than it took to go out to eat😂

  • @larryb131
    @larryb131 Рік тому +2

    Love me some Fluffy! He's Awesome! ROFL Only he could get away with topics like this!

  • @amandaamitan3289
    @amandaamitan3289 Місяць тому

    My boyfriend and I are on the same level when it comes to food. Sometimes he chooses and sometimes I choose. Or we figure it out together. Its all about communication.

  • @JadielGarniga-kj2qc
    @JadielGarniga-kj2qc Рік тому +4

    Baby shark song hit hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammedal-nakeeb3663
    @mohammedal-nakeeb3663 Рік тому +5

    How funny
    Really funny 😂😂😂

  • @jamisintheair6657
    @jamisintheair6657 11 місяців тому +1

    6:38 idk why but this one got me LOL

  • @Markinhorv
    @Markinhorv 10 місяців тому +1

    Baby Shark, really??? That's a good one

  • @RoxyyyHernandez
    @RoxyyyHernandez 7 місяців тому +2

    I love fluffy

  • @claras3979
    @claras3979 Рік тому +5

    I just got back binged watching your videos. Whatever have happened, hope you'll get through it and be healthier too! ❤

  • @Kueler2012
    @Kueler2012 3 місяці тому +1

    Baby shark dudu... yup I 😎 don't see this song the same way lol 😂 😅 🙃 😆 🤣

  • @akidmyself4053
    @akidmyself4053 Рік тому +2

    Clearly the being super happy in a new relationship is a guy phenomenon, because I've been in 2 and in both cases in the early stages I was like "I've been happier".

  • @ysfardaa222
    @ysfardaa222 Рік тому +11

    hey

  • @MommaARA
    @MommaARA 9 місяців тому +1

    I went through this with a couple exbf's. They ask me where I want to eat, I tell them directly, they turn it down over and over then tell me to make up my mind. WHAT!? i just told you bendajo.
    Fucking listen!!!

  • @sked699
    @sked699 Рік тому +7

    bro 18 minutes but 1,7 thousand views bro destroyed it

  • @tylergores7689
    @tylergores7689 Рік тому +5

    I'm glad I'm I've been single for 27 years I apparently dodged a bullet in

  • @74Voyeur
    @74Voyeur 9 місяців тому +2

    @ 2:29: I'll never eat churros again. 😂

    • @Twizz_e
      @Twizz_e 8 місяців тому

      Om nom nom

    • @yuvcharmer
      @yuvcharmer 25 днів тому

      Chorro is different than churro

  • @MeaslyMisterMinigun
    @MeaslyMisterMinigun Рік тому +11

    W rizz, Fluffy certified.

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree Рік тому +2

    3rd one, i predict it

  • @zoe9190
    @zoe9190 5 місяців тому +1

    You ask the wrong question, instead of what to do you want to eat, it should be “which place, 1st option, 2nd option, 3rd option? Never give open ended question, give them something to choose from. Dont be a fool by letting them choose, give them options of places you are ok with

    • @dalehood1846
      @dalehood1846 4 місяці тому

      This would work about half the time. Good idea, I'm not hating. Some women just cannot make up their mind. It would be interesting to hear a group of women deciding where they wanted to go eat.

  • @bretdaley6869
    @bretdaley6869 Рік тому +3

    FLUUUFFY 🎉

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 Рік тому +3

    Where do you want to eat??
    I give them 2 choices. (3 on spacial occasions) and start driving towards the one I want. If I don't have an answer by the time I need to turn on my turn signal that's where we are eating. And they learn fast.

  • @RoxyyyHernandez
    @RoxyyyHernandez 7 місяців тому +1

    That's how i feel nobody wants me

  • @vulcan2882
    @vulcan2882 Рік тому +1

    Fluffy is the best !!!

  • @haroldconover5221
    @haroldconover5221 Рік тому +1

    Man I'd like to see ypu live someday .

  • @jodyljohnson8515
    @jodyljohnson8515 Рік тому +3

    I was the 2,894th first! Thanks Fluffy with an E!🤣

  • @Dnightshade100
    @Dnightshade100 Рік тому +1

    Believe it or not “what would you like to eat” is not a safe question to ask my GRANDPA!
    My GRANDPA! A GUY!
    My mom, aunts and grandma would ask him what he wants to eat and he would respond with a “ eh” or an “I don’t know” or an “I don’t care, whatever you want”.
    Then my grandma would say “fine, I want Taco Bell”
    and my grandpa would say “I hate Taco Bell!”
    (Internal screaming)

  • @appelblossom4311
    @appelblossom4311 Рік тому +1

    Gabriel, the fluffy you are exactly right about gorgeous men ! When my dad was alive, he always used to tell me that are nice and pretty! I wished I listen to them! I’m a middle-age woman who is still single I’m in single for over 10 years and it’s not my choice. It’s just how my life has become. I don’t even know where to go to find a mate… Yes, I know there’s dating sites and I’ve done those with very poor luck! Any suggestions? Lol.

  • @congratsitsadegenerate7082
    @congratsitsadegenerate7082 Рік тому +28

    Wassup peopleee

  • @Scott_Burton
    @Scott_Burton Рік тому

    8:35-8:39 "The worst thing I'll ever do is have dinner without you."
    Since you have, for so many years been very open about your appetite, and your fluffiness. (Yes, I remember those years ago when you were this young comedian who was making my side hurt with your humor but I had only just discovered you. I wouldn't have said this then, but I'd think it) You really could have added, "and when I do, and then you show up, I'll have another dinner with you."
    11:45-11:50 So, Latina is her name... Years later you came across her working a hotel front desk "I hear the bell!" ?
    :)) [You can only cycle each voice and persona so many times before they come back around. [Don't take that the wrong way, the fact that re-watching that moment from you years ago, and the skit a number of years later, just rekindled that skit, with a whole new life. "Nacho Libre"]

  • @jamesdutton7083
    @jamesdutton7083 Рік тому +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wish I could give this a million likes 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paooblo_baooblo
    @paooblo_baooblo 11 місяців тому

    WHo else heared that manly "yes!" at 1:56?

  • @MetalMusicManiac
    @MetalMusicManiac Рік тому +2

    11:44
    This killed me

  • @tenzinlungri8583
    @tenzinlungri8583 Рік тому +3

    Can u plz talk abt TIBET 😊

  • @katbow5922
    @katbow5922 Рік тому

    Love it !!!

  • @l-MrPib-l
    @l-MrPib-l 4 місяці тому +1

    the last one is older then me

  • @CassieBernardy
    @CassieBernardy Рік тому +1

    I get that.

  • @z3r422
    @z3r422 Рік тому +1

    Lmfao bro my boyfriend is like that with the "how do you feel?" And the "where do you want to eat?" I just ask a question and I get either a paragraph response or a look

  • @tldoctor2497
    @tldoctor2497 Рік тому +2

    Made me choke on my kush 😂😂😂

  • @iPhonenaire
    @iPhonenaire Рік тому +1

    Heads or tails. I died😅

  • @Zashic-up4ws
    @Zashic-up4ws Рік тому +2

    Yo

  • @scotthultin7769
    @scotthultin7769 Рік тому +3

    727 👍👍's up Fluffy thank you for sharing 😊😎😄😉

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT Рік тому +3

    Fluffy Nice 💕

  • @rdeshane8041
    @rdeshane8041 4 місяці тому +1

    🤣 🎶If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pret-ty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, get another girl to marry you...🎶 - Jimmy Soul.

  • @JohannWilliams802
    @JohannWilliams802 11 місяців тому +1

    Never ask a woman where to eat. Instead, ask her "Guess where are we gonna eat today?" Then just go to whatever place she guesses first.

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree Рік тому +2

    4:50same

  • @brandonthailand2062
    @brandonthailand2062 Рік тому +3

    Just ask her, Guess where we are going to eat? Thats were you go.

    • @Da-Butchar
      @Da-Butchar Рік тому +1

      Yhea, that's a great one when it works. If it fails you just started the nope train.
      Waffels? No
      Italian? No
      Indian? No
      American? Her:What do you think? You:Yes? Her:no...
      Ones there are coals ons that train you better go past Walmart cause you are eating a omelette that day

  • @kathrynbillinghurst188
    @kathrynbillinghurst188 Рік тому +1

    My answer is…
    PIZZA 🍕
    EVERY 🍕
    TIME 🍕
    🥳✌️🎉

  • @pouyatorkiyan3258
    @pouyatorkiyan3258 Рік тому +1

    Nice 👍

  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 Рік тому +5

    My number 1 dating advice to people would be this and it's simple don't use dating apps/websites go out and meet people in person. Because finding love on dating apps is like finding love on fakebook it's just going to end in disaster.

    • @aliciacarstensen7904
      @aliciacarstensen7904 Рік тому +1

      Yes! I was married for 25 yrs and he was my first serious boyfriend. So I was extremely ignorant about the dating world but especially regarding dating apps. Wow do I have stories. And am I lucky I wasn't raped or murdered. very low brow people on there and everyone lies and says they want a relationship but they don't. Only want a hook up. And the one guy I started to fall in love with was committed I found out. I haven't dated in over a year and I'm 💯 ok with that. I do believe there are decent fellas out there but most are married. I'm unusual in that I will never marry again, will never have a roommate and I don't drink. Good luck with that lright?! ol