Survivor Best Quotes

[@MegaCutegirl1994]

"it grew legs and walked off"
the whole time russel is just laughing to himself
i freaking died XD

[@Eric42RandomVideos]

"And it's not even a million bucks, it's six hundred grand after Obama takes it" that was my favorite

[@SeanMcG]

What's even funnier is that the election wasn't even over when he said that, he was just banking on Obama winning

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

Iconic

[@BigEragon]

Keith:"lets stick to the plan"

[@bruja2591]

Lol Courtney herself could complete this list

[@ayalenglander9647]

No, Tyson.

[@JosephCartoons]

"GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! I'VE COME TO SAY GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING, TO YOU!"

[@FeeDragee123]

+snowstorm150 haha wtf right? Can anyone put that back into context???

[@jxavier3876]

@@FeeDragee123 ok spoilers
He almost got voted off at tribal and when they got back he woke up early and cooked everyone fish.

[@dembonez19]

Literally, this whole list could've been Courtney, Sandra, and Corinne.

[@bruja2591]

dembonez19 NaOnka and Phillip ("I am a former special agent!")

[@dembonez19]

Yeah, NaOnka! In spite of her short stay, I think Stacey Powell had some memorable onomatopoeiae too.

[@jamespalmiere4353]

+Archer King And James Miller. And Judd.

[@mylps9]

and Danielle

[@Quetzal00358]

And Tyson

[@orlando7245]

IVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
Literally my favorite moment in survivor ever

[@DukeEdwards29]

How is Cagayan not Tony speaking Llama to Kass?

[@DukeEdwards29]

Eric Weiss I disagree. And in terms of memorability it's way up there.

[@pdaniels6606]

When russell called Natalie the "even dumber long haired blonde". Mate she WRECKED you in terms of jury management. So quietly clever

[@julians9064]

Whitney is such a hypocrite.... She's "disgusted" by Cochran, who made a move on a game show, while at the same time, she was cheating on her boyfriend with Keith on TV! Let alone at all.

[@LazerDude]

how can blood vs waters number one not be "who wants to date someone who doesn't make it to the merge

[@hectordiaz124]

That we could...... Have cookies?

[@BigMattXXL]

I wonder what it would be like to have Courtney and Corrine on the same tribe

[@None-hc5vn]

KingMattXL So she wouldn't have a problem with Courtney. She is genuinely smart.

[@3flax554]

It almost happened. Corrine was originally going to be on HvV, but backed out before the season began.

[@xwoodsyx]

FRAN FRENCH FRANQUESTA

[@hunterdutton3115]

"Promises are like fat women and wicker furniture; Easily broken by Johnny FairPlay"

[@benconkle7422]

Sandra: we have no machete. Jeff: what do you mean? Sandra: it grew legs and walked off. Me: what?

[@hippityhoppity3720]

“It grew legs and walked off” gets me every time

[@joshbensen02]

Pearl Islands should have been I CAN GET LOUD TOO WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[@finalman26thabullz53]

Josh Bensen i like sandra but she had no business even coming close to winning heros vs. villians..total bulshit

[@joshbensen02]

Finalman26 THA BULLZ why? I think her game that season was genius. Just because you don't control everything every step of the way doesn't mean you weren't playing every step of the way. Sandra proves that. if Russell and Parvati were smart, they would have taken Jerri to the finals.

[@finalman26thabullz53]

Josh Bensen
all sandra did was brown nose the heros..only reason she won..she had no other game play really..Russell and parv made alot of moves during that game..Russell shoudve won two as far as im concerned..

[@joshbensen02]

Finalman26 THA BULLZ really? Russell?? Why on earth would someone who is rude and disrespectful to the jury, win the money? And Sandra didn't brown nose the jury. She was going to flip with them on many occasions, especially at the tribal council when Amanda wen home but Candice screwed everything up for them. And she made lots of moves like planting the seed in Russell's ear to blindside Coach (which saved her alliance for another round) and playing the hidden immunity idol to secure herself in the alliance. Russell made more bad moves than he did good ones.

[@joshbensen02]

Finalman26 THA BULLZ I personally think that Parvati played the better game in HvV, but to disregard Sandra is downright insulting to her genius game. 

[@nintendorpg9108]

How could you not "EAT YO RICE"?

[@pjmclaughlin844]

LOL good one

[@christophernerd170]

Lol at Shane basically saying he's gonna murder Courtney like um...

[@mylps9]

I actually spat out my pepsi first time I ever saw that moment when it first aired... If I was Courtney... after I got home I would've locked all my doors and windows while being in my bedroom at the door holding a gun, I was that convince he would have done it, I wanted to know what the cameramen thought when he said it.

[@Harrison244]

Courtney Yates for life

[@kirwinseger3619]

8:18 As the "even dumber long haired blonde" won. PWND

[@EzraDair]

Kirwin Seger bitter jury

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

Ezra Daßir The object of the game is to get the people you voted out to vote for you in the end. The ol' Russhole failed at that miserably. And if it was only because of a "bittery jury" and not for Natalie, why didn't Mick, the nice guy, get more votes?Boomshockalocka.

[@EzraDair]

***** because she's the lesser of 3 evils .

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

Ezra Daßir How was Mick evil, as opposed to a clueless arguer?
Laura actually planned on voting for Mick until Natalie outargued both him and Russell at ftc.

[@EzraDair]

***** he was hated regardless

[@tyleroaks2000]

I like the part where FairPlay dressed up as Jeff Probst

[@tyleroaks2000]

Wow! Most people put a +1 on this Comment

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

"I didn't find any handicaps like the girls found"

[@thorpizzle]

Brains/Brawn/Beauty should have included "You controlled the people around you and you did it without breasts." I don't remember the first part of that quote correctly, but the last part I remember perfectly, for obvious reasons.

[@Kernel15]

1:45 should have included her response! "My apartment's not shitty!" or something like that

[@zachchong2412]

For Gabon, I think Corinne's question for Susie at FTC was far better!

[@dinohall2595]

Zach Chong That's why it's number one in the video.

[@jacobadelsheimer9645]

Philippines "play like a man don't play like a bitch" is much better than Angie asking for cookies

[@MrIrishland]

rob c is awesome

[@RandomizationE]

First time for paranoia, second time for irritation, and third time because my ear infection is finally clearing up.

[@abhainnxv1554]

We all knew Courtney would have the best line in China.

[@drewcoyle5223]

Season 24: "I don't want to hurt my appendix thing."Season 27:"F*** you, Brad Culpepper!'

[@junng1021]

*SANDRA WILL THE BEST IN ANY CATEGORY*

[@brennaoconnor1615]

THAT W COULD... HAVE COOKIES

[@spitfilms8780]

The water mark couldve never been bigger.

[@danjohnson7139]

my favorite part is the giant watermark in the middle... mmm so funny

[@EzraDair]

" I have nothing else to suck " purple Kelly from 21 should be the quote

[@iandean1112]

Because it's a puzzle, and I can't even spell...
I LOVE KAT

[@brennaoconnor1615]

CAGAYAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN "gjnygmugkuyjhkmiuj" TONY TALKING LLAMA

[@JaxonIsBlokky]

"About 600k by the time Obama takes it" ROFL

[@joseyarur2369]

If there was a top 20 HvV would easily take half of the chart. Courtney, Sandra and Tyson make up the most of them

[@smitty7326]

Parvati and Russell are my two favorite players, but oh my god, Courtney at 3:20 is dead on and hilarious.

[@taylorperry2541]

rudy bosch is an icon

[@Quetzal00358]

"Like, they told me today that there's such a thing as a banana etiquette. That if you go get a banana, you have to ask every person who's in your vicinity if they would like a banana. Which is great. But in my world, if your ass is hungry, you go get a banana."
"Hey JT would you like a banana?"

[@lampshades120]

I want Reese's peanut butter cups at the airport and fresh-made banana bread. AND A HAMBURGER

[@brennaoconnor1615]

The second best for Borneo should have been "Woah, cool flying fish!"

[@yormin7024]

“Even dumber long hair blonde” beats Russell in the end

[@jxavier3876]

China second clip is better when James just says normally,”ive got some fish cooking” after his song.

[@jacksonisthebest5286]

Imagine a tribe with
Parvati,Amanda,Cirie,Sandra,JT,Boston Rob,Rob C,and Todd
#Unstoppable
Or maybe Monica,Corrinne,Brenda,Michaela,
Russell H,Ozzy,Tyson,Jeremy
#BeastMode
OOORRR
Courtney,Laura M,Andrea,Jerri,Troyzan,Terry,Malcolm,
Richard
#Legendary

[@XX-vz3fb]

Blood vs. Water should have been, "F*** you Brad Culpepper."

[@amymifsud7864]

Elephants can’t run up trees - yul 2006

[@thefourthversion]

Sandra’s “I can get loud too!!!” should’ve been in this

[@tneggs4115]

Stands up, points, “you have ADD”

[@nataliem6060]

season 13 should have been billy saying he found love with candice

[@ChandlerTingle]

Jeff Kent's is the funniest

[@pdaniels6606]

Love this video. Solid 9/10. Would have been an easy 10 if alicia wasn't in here

[@brokenpikachu9491]

9:03 you two can just stand up and... walk away

[@morganfreeman8390]

What about Chicken? “DAMN!!!”

[@beckettnewton3098]

4:47 is best.

[@cdmnumber3fan]

Lol this was awesome!

[@ayalenglander9647]

Season 32 Kyle Jason about Alecia: "She's like an ostrich. She's a bird, but she can't fly , so she's useless!

[@morganfreeman8390]

One world should have been Kat saying: I love blindsides.

[@lawsontaylor1970]

4:55 lmfao

[@Quetzal00358]

Cagayan shouldve been Tony talking llama

[@dinohall2595]

The best and second best for Blood vs. Water should have been "rustle feathers" and "five with nine equals in, but four with nine equals out..."

[@pepshaven6520]

That would have been a lot more enjoyable without the filthy wondershare brand plastered all over it and ruining the visual.

[@zayzay3177]

blazing speed.

[@SuperBearcreek]

when did Eddie say that at 5:00?

[@abbeysdoodlesandstuff3279]

Because it’s a puzzle and I can’t even spell #Kat

[@TsarOfRuss]

That one that got his ass whooped by an HOMOSEXUAL !!!! Damn !!! hahahahaha

[@milesdrayton6660]

how us scumbags not on the list

[@nudist0885]

3:04 .........Kelly Sharbaughs lookin'...................(8^P (actually at 3:10)

[@codeserasu2821]

Hey guys, right now I'm doing a survivor immunity challenge and can't figure out the last one! It's basically a survivor quote where you have to replace the letters. Here's what it is:
xxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxxx xxx xT xxxx
They basically give nothing. >.< I would think the 8 letter word is something like "immunity" or "survivor" or something like that. Anyone have any ideas?

[@rjtotal5912]

where's Crystal's vote for Randy?

[@emmaelson6770]

@ 5:00 who's that?

[@theorangeguy6704]

So you used wondershare

[@SandShrewdGaming]

9:09 WTF

[@George-ke8pc]

CHANGA

[@bazzingaification]

What season is 7:21 from??

[@mangoseatfruit]

Season 14 Fiji, Yau-man and Earl and the ones to watch in that season!!

[@bazzingaification]

Dominique Molina
omg i feel so stupid that was one of my fav seasons how could i not recognise that...was that rocky and anthony??

[@mangoseatfruit]

Haha that's okay

[@timmarzullo5069]

bazzingaification i believe its rocky and edgardo