10 Back to School Life Hacks

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  • @greenbeanslol4331
    @greenbeanslol4331 8 років тому +1022

    Me: *raises hand* may i sharpen my pencil?
    Teacher: Sure its right over the--
    Me: *gets drill out of backpack*

  • @ThatNullPointerError
    @ThatNullPointerError 9 років тому +2181

    I think my teachers will get a little suspicious if I have a power drill at my desk.

  • @victoriaromero8002
    @victoriaromero8002 9 років тому +947

    Me: * Raises hand *
    Teacher: What's your question Tori?
    Me: Can I sharpen my pencil?
    Teacher: Go ahead.
    Me: * Takes out power drill *

    • @Lancesvette
      @Lancesvette 9 років тому +38

      Me: Teacher I can i use your plug
      Teacher: Why
      Me: so I can use my sharpener
      Teacher: ok
      Me:*takes out power drill*

    • @cestyplarpis7947
      @cestyplarpis7947 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @TheBirdOfMorning
      @TheBirdOfMorning 9 років тому +33

      Me: Can I sharpen my pen?
      Teacher: ...What?
      Me : *Takes out lighter*

    • @nymph7312
      @nymph7312 9 років тому

      hahahahahahhahahahah crying!!!! you're good!!!

    • @myamericangirl1230
      @myamericangirl1230 9 років тому +3

      I laughed so hard when I read this it made my day lol

  • @Kushothe
    @Kushothe 8 років тому +436

    "Ummm... Danny, why did you bring a drill to school?"

    • @aksatshah
      @aksatshah 8 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @dangermos5664
      @dangermos5664 8 років тому +10

      This russian guy told me to! (my name is Danny)

    • @lizardarson611
      @lizardarson611 8 років тому +5

      +Dangermos " this Russian guy"s name is Tarus kul it's in his other channel.

    • @tylerbrewington5669
      @tylerbrewington5669 8 років тому

      I now lol

    • @sealandmapping2832
      @sealandmapping2832 8 років тому +1

      This is when your at your house but the your going to school

  • @killadog84
    @killadog84 9 років тому +227

    I was going to buy my kids school clothes and stationery.
    But after watching this, I'm now going to get them an electric drill, electric jigsaw, lighters and a hot glue gun.

    • @marysmygova8846
      @marysmygova8846 9 років тому +1

      hahaha👍

    • @TallHobbit2
      @TallHobbit2 9 років тому +1

      I'm college age, and I still wanna be your kid.

    • @killadog84
      @killadog84 9 років тому +8

      +killadog84
      Mental note: safety is no.1 priority, so I must get sunglasses too.

    • @ctk3603
      @ctk3603 9 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theepicgamers9459
      @theepicgamers9459 9 років тому

      Lol

  • @TheMatthewDMerrill
    @TheMatthewDMerrill 9 років тому +468

    Why am I watching this? I don't have school anymore.

  • @7evenb
    @7evenb 9 років тому +1659

    Don't buy expensive pencil sharper buy expensive drill

    • @MonsterPk18
      @MonsterPk18 9 років тому +104

      +7evenb basically everyone has a power drill....

    • @SAK556
      @SAK556 9 років тому +22

      +7evenb But I can use the drill for drilling as well....

    • @phylicia41
      @phylicia41 9 років тому +16

      most people own a drill already

    • @phylicia41
      @phylicia41 9 років тому +2

      most people own a drill already

    • @captainhiggins9322
      @captainhiggins9322 9 років тому +20

      +7evenb and how will mah teacher look when she sees me takin out mah frill in dah class ?

  • @cadetcorporalreeves8177
    @cadetcorporalreeves8177 8 років тому +275

    (My 5th period Teacher)Make sure you have a good sharpener
    (Me)*Pulls out drill and cheap sharpener*
    (My teacher)GIDEON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
    (Me)I'm getting my good sharpener Miss

  • @jasonm6692
    @jasonm6692 9 років тому +716

    Imagine going to school in the middle of an exam and pulling out a drill and a lighter

    • @ash19355
      @ash19355 9 років тому +1

      lol

    • @tuksc
      @tuksc 9 років тому +3

      ActionCrashGaming HAHAAHAA

    • @viktorsecic
      @viktorsecic 9 років тому

      I was pulling a lighter

    • @mufeez45
      @mufeez45 9 років тому

      Hahahahhahah he didnt mean that come on but thank you u made my day dude 😂😂

    • @amarc7034
      @amarc7034 9 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Hami10101
    @Hami10101 9 років тому +651

    what I learnt from this video:
    I should always have a power drill, hot glue gun and lighter on me at school.

    • @ettecilef
      @ettecilef 9 років тому +6

      +DuckyGirl533 WOOT WOOT GRAMMAR POLICE. you're*

    • @joemcbo6259
      @joemcbo6259 9 років тому

      VON GRAMMAR

    • @Rostam.
      @Rostam. 9 років тому

      Felicette von Grammar

    • @sel6386
      @sel6386 9 років тому

      +Hami101 lel

    • @Ukobold
      @Ukobold 9 років тому +4

      +Hami101 And fancy safety glasses !

  • @TheNamesJai
    @TheNamesJai 9 років тому +639

    Teacher: John why have you got a power drill?
    Me: Don't worry Mrs! Just sharping my pencils!
    xD

    • @mezhh
      @mezhh 9 років тому +10

      But its says your names jai not John

    • @sairao4492
      @sairao4492 9 років тому +1

      +Itz Mezha it's the first day, teachers need a few weeks to learn all the name smh ;)

    • @jadenjossy
      @jadenjossy 9 років тому

      TheNamesJai caught red handed

    • @Chainhandle
      @Chainhandle 9 років тому

      +Itz Mezha Illuminati Confirmed

    • @theDRIFTking234
      @theDRIFTking234 9 років тому +1

      What Peter ??? Go hang out with Quag and Joe. t(-_-)/

  • @unbanbox3016
    @unbanbox3016 8 років тому +357

    "Wow you so creative oh my gosh"

  • @crayshaul1184
    @crayshaul1184 9 років тому +233

    To everyone talking about the drill vs sharpener
    Most people already own a drill in their home, I bet you do to. CRH is saying that instead of buying a sharpener, just take a drill from home and do it there before school starts the next morning.

    • @X2Jason
      @X2Jason 9 років тому

      No

    • @user-by9tw2ui3c
      @user-by9tw2ui3c 9 років тому

      But you can sharpen them with just a drill, you need to have a sharpener as well

    • @user-by9tw2ui3c
      @user-by9tw2ui3c 9 років тому

      Can't*

    • @johnthelion999
      @johnthelion999 9 років тому +1

      Frog I'm sure he meant Drill vs "Electronic" Sharpener, not just any old sharpener (which you would need to use along with the drill.)

    • @fmalik5159
      @fmalik5159 9 років тому

      So take a power tool to school...XD

  • @FlubR
    @FlubR 9 років тому +208

    3:46 "This blue one is for MATH and this yellow one is for GEOMETRY" **facepalm**

    • @h10hunter
      @h10hunter 9 років тому +1

      Why facepalm?

    • @RickyFanning
      @RickyFanning 9 років тому +4

      +FlubahDub I think he said German instead of geometry

    • @FlubR
      @FlubR 9 років тому +10

      +H10hunter Because geometry is math lol

    • @FlubR
      @FlubR 9 років тому

      +Ricky Fanning hes Russian why would he say german

    • @fabio0897
      @fabio0897 9 років тому

      He did say geometry lol

  • @georgedenho7795
    @georgedenho7795 9 років тому +1187

    Student: can I sharpen my pencil
    Teacher: of corse
    Student:pulls out drill
    Teacher: WHAT THE
    (DRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

    • @Time4Technology
      @Time4Technology 9 років тому +12

      +George Denho oops the pencil is gone :p

    • @hollyehunterxox8255
      @hollyehunterxox8255 9 років тому +17

      I just laughed and spat all over my brother 😅

    • @romanleuchter
      @romanleuchter 9 років тому +4

      +George Denho great idea! I have to ralize this one :D

    • @RONANAWAY
      @RONANAWAY 9 років тому +8

      if only I had a drill lying around

    • @aarrongoldie5441
      @aarrongoldie5441 9 років тому +3

      +George Denho couldnt stop laughung when read this

  • @saltypear7397
    @saltypear7397 8 років тому +65

    Other UA-camrs: Hi guys! Today I'll be doing a back to school tutorial DIY for how to make a glitter notebook!
    CrazyRussianHacker: Hullo and today I'll be showing you some back to school hacks [takes out a cordless drill] boom

  • @Freddiebensonfan27
    @Freddiebensonfan27 9 років тому +748

    *Brings drill to school* Hey guys ya like my new pencil sharpener?

    • @geo80ful
      @geo80ful 9 років тому +2

      Yeah i was thinking the same XDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @DarioTroll
      @DarioTroll 8 років тому +4

      +Billy Mays Only in Russia guys brings drill to school

    • @turnipswillneverhurtyou3934
      @turnipswillneverhurtyou3934 8 років тому +7

      +Dario Trinchese In Soviet Russia, drill bring you

    • @anwarmoazzam6594
      @anwarmoazzam6594 8 років тому +1

      +Turnips Will Never Hurt You yo mama am i rite?

    • @greywarden2059
      @greywarden2059 8 років тому +5

      +Billy Mays *Brings* *lighter* *to* *school* Hey guys, your pen run out of ink?

  • @juliannecaramancion4975
    @juliannecaramancion4975 8 років тому +126

    3:10 "Wow you're so creative, oh my gosh." LOL

    • @danielreyna8329
      @danielreyna8329 8 років тому +12

      I literally pause the video because I couldn't stop laughing lmao

    • @Cocoleaf731
      @Cocoleaf731 8 років тому

      +Daniel Reyna sAME Here and the tone killed me

    • @ColeDawgy
      @ColeDawgy 8 років тому +3

      I have the paper clip thing to my girlfriend on her birthday and she left me. 😕

    • @ColeDawgy
      @ColeDawgy 8 років тому

      Gave*

    • @adriannakojimah5038
      @adriannakojimah5038 8 років тому +2

      +Coleman Payne really on a girls birthday she needs more than just a paperclip

  • @untrueninja1418
    @untrueninja1418 9 років тому +199

    Let me just take out a drill from my backpack during my math test...

  • @gautammenon8527
    @gautammenon8527 7 років тому +69

    kat was PISSED when you cut the magazine in half!! LOL

  • @icecreamjunkie6790
    @icecreamjunkie6790 8 років тому +244

    Ultimate CrazyRussianHaker Vocab:
    1.Waz up everybody, welcome back to malaburtory, where safety is numba I'm perity.
    2. Holy crop!
    4. Pretty cool huh?
    5. Perty awesome huh?
    6. What we gonna do
    7. Like dat
    8. Luke!
    9. Boom
    10. Check dis oht
    11. Lez get to eat
    12. Rubba bend
    I'm not making fun of him, because his English isn't perfect, it's just hilarious! Reply if I missed any.

  • @michaelscott1807
    @michaelscott1807 9 років тому +468

    Me: Teacher may I take out my lighter?
    Teacher: Yes
    Friend: what are you doing ?
    Me: Heating up my pen.
    Teacher: WTF ARE YOU DOING 😮!!!?!!!
    Me: Doing life hacks I was tought

    • @1h4z4rd8
      @1h4z4rd8 9 років тому +1

      Ha lmao

    • @swalehakhan3099
      @swalehakhan3099 9 років тому

      lol

    • @fifa18andcodclips17
      @fifa18andcodclips17 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @xdaries4197
      @xdaries4197 9 років тому

      Jorge Hernandez same for the first one with the drill

    • @Astroisbad
      @Astroisbad 9 років тому

      Jorge Hernandez i leanred to use the pen and draw on the bottom of your shoe, the rubber would cause friction letting the pen be usable again

  • @DrDanik
    @DrDanik 9 років тому +112

    Just imagine what would happen if you take out a drill in the middle of an exam.

    • @systemupdate
      @systemupdate 9 років тому +2

      I can just imagine half way in a test suddenly just a really loud drilling noise started and the kid in front shoving a pencil into it

    • @CalMusicCovers
      @CalMusicCovers 9 років тому

      And lighting your pen on fire

    • @Maria-jq3ry
      @Maria-jq3ry 9 років тому +7

      In Denmark a boy brought a toaster.. And yes, he made toast

    • @CalMusicCovers
      @CalMusicCovers 9 років тому

      Maria Aagaard Jeez Louise :)

    • @andyfeng3511
      @andyfeng3511 9 років тому

      +J1gs4w nice one

  • @itx02
    @itx02 8 років тому +297

    5:40 please dont, my mom watches ur channel godamnit

    • @hamzaisrar999
      @hamzaisrar999 8 років тому +6

      lol true

    • @edwardwijaya2733
      @edwardwijaya2733 8 років тому +1

      +Justin Hollmer yeH

    • @rath9089
      @rath9089 8 років тому +6

      I never really watch tv anyways

    • @SWMP1523
      @SWMP1523 8 років тому +8

      ikr, luckily my mom doesn't know how to use UA-cam

    • @bo_shawQii
      @bo_shawQii 8 років тому +6

      +RA Unstoppable my mum is good at this stuff

  • @eeedward1996
    @eeedward1996 9 років тому +486

    So you mean
    Dad: let's not waste ten dollars in that sharpener
    Me: OK?
    Dad:let's waste 100 dollars on a drill

    • @eeedward1996
      @eeedward1996 9 років тому +7

      Stand back i have the dry wall cutter

    • @jaysmith12341
      @jaysmith12341 9 років тому +1

      Pencil Sharpeners that are electronic are superbly expensive cost about 200-300 while drills cost like 100-200 not cheap but affordable unlike something used for education lol

    • @rosiekutsev2182
      @rosiekutsev2182 9 років тому +1

      I cant stop smiling I never can except when im sleeping

    • @supermajorloser8071
      @supermajorloser8071 9 років тому

      Burgergaming GBS he might want it for u to look like a BOSS

    • @danielj5650
      @danielj5650 9 років тому +13

      Most people already own a power drill

  • @PikminDan138
    @PikminDan138 9 років тому +133

    I think these are the funniest comments I have ever seen.

  • @funnypranker34
    @funnypranker34 9 років тому +525

    I think I'll get detention once someone notices I got a power tool in the school

  • @roshannalturk
    @roshannalturk 8 років тому +212

    Don't buy an electric pencil sharpener. Buy a $180 drill! Lmfao!

    • @Grubspin
      @Grubspin 6 років тому +1

      Roshann Al-Turk I was thinking the same thing

    • @strawberryskybison9434
      @strawberryskybison9434 6 років тому +1

      Whoever would do this would probably already have a drill

    • @eduardodionicio5366
      @eduardodionicio5366 6 років тому +1

      It’s for people who already have a drill at home

    • @murphyc15
      @murphyc15 6 років тому +4

      What kind of drill are you buying? You can get a drill for like $40

  • @TheLlamaSir
    @TheLlamaSir 9 років тому +109

    5:28 is a great idea for a prank. I've got to do that to my friend's xbox or something XD

    • @skimshady
      @skimshady 9 років тому

      IM SUBBED TO YOU

    • @skwaaaaa
      @skwaaaaa 9 років тому

      +Reborn Legacy stfu

    • @andrewcanales8081
      @andrewcanales8081 9 років тому

      +Reborn Legacy i did the prank and my brother smacked me with the lock hack

    • @junyu8595
      @junyu8595 9 років тому +1

      +TheLlamaSir - Gaming, Glitching, Comedy which country does he come from

    • @SorenHoole
      @SorenHoole 9 років тому

      +Saud Al-Faisal Siddiqui You are just a little ray of sunshine.

  • @Iriekun63
    @Iriekun63 9 років тому +336

    *Breaks pencil in the middle of an exam*
    Well I guess I'll bust out my power drill to help me sharpen my pencil.

    • @iHazaCooke
      @iHazaCooke 9 років тому

      I'm dying hahaha

    • @missy3059
      @missy3059 9 років тому

      +iHaz aCooke same 😂😂

    • @christianfajardo3470
      @christianfajardo3470 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @gianaswag725
      @gianaswag725 9 років тому +11

      You guys bring power drills to school? I thought I was the only one

    • @joshs210
      @joshs210 9 років тому +3

      I'm imagining that and it's freaking hilarious

  • @Titan-gs6cf
    @Titan-gs6cf 9 років тому +377

    The drill would also help if you are being bullied, "back up, I have a drill"

  • @loganmartin59
    @loganmartin59 8 років тому +160

    Officers show up to arrest me because they thought that it was a gun PUT THE DRILL DOWN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIs me: STAY BACK OR THE PECIL GETS SHARPENED

  • @onim26
    @onim26 9 років тому +329

    yeah, back to school hacks!
    **starts hotgluing charger cord**

    • @cadetcorporalreeves8177
      @cadetcorporalreeves8177 9 років тому

      Hah

    • @11Cent
      @11Cent 9 років тому +7

      Cannibal potato lesbian And Sawing phonebook

    • @fernhorley4880
      @fernhorley4880 9 років тому +2

      And drilling pencils

    • @nolski361
      @nolski361 9 років тому +4

      Brings lighters to school

    • @hotman2237
      @hotman2237 9 років тому +3

      Has to sharpen their pencil. *takes power drill out of their bag in middle of class WITH a pencil sharpener to make it sharper*

  • @Ryker_One
    @Ryker_One 9 років тому +1004

    Don't buy a expensive sharpener, instead use a $300 drill ! Lol.

    • @bradenwuesthoff5639
      @bradenwuesthoff5639 9 років тому +46

      Thats a $40 drill from harbor freight

    • @elliemason188
      @elliemason188 9 років тому +45

      A lot of people have a drill on hand

    • @_Funniel
      @_Funniel 9 років тому +2

      Braden Wuesthoff And a cheap electric pencil sharpener costs back pocket change...
      Also, the title implies these 'hacks' can be used at school. I don't remember being allowed to bring a drill to school.

    • @CabooseCore
      @CabooseCore 9 років тому +1

      Ryan Kirk some people have their drills at home ... but i get your point

    • @TheArtVe
      @TheArtVe 9 років тому

      Caboose Core its your point sry ;( not you're

  • @jossejosse98
    @jossejosse98 9 років тому +169

    **sharpens away an entire pencil** "OOPS, too much" Hahahahah

  • @Topyy
    @Topyy 7 років тому +77

    "We're gonna take a phone book and cut it in half"

    • @isaacm5868
      @isaacm5868 7 років тому +6

      Topy "Is that even a phone book?!"

  • @jenniesdogkai5950
    @jenniesdogkai5950 8 років тому +231

    Ima be the coolest kid in town after they see me sharpenin my pencils with a drill 😎

  • @TrinityTranudderlyepic64
    @TrinityTranudderlyepic64 9 років тому +174

    "Safety is the number 1 priority" gets out lighter, hot glue gun, drill and a saw

  • @njd834
    @njd834 8 років тому +81

    (5 year old to teacher) Excuse me Miss
    (Teacher to 5 year old) Yes, Jimmy?
    (5 year old) May I please have your supervision?
    (Teacher) With what, Jimmy?
    (5 year old) *Pulls out drill and blunt pencil*

  • @clemthesufan1222
    @clemthesufan1222 7 років тому +49

    ... I think i have a drill in my basement... *Looks at pencils that are sharpened horribly* Yall gettin an upgradeeee

  • @XavierSwitzer
    @XavierSwitzer 8 років тому +103

    Barber: what you want?
    Person: make my hair sharp like using the drill to sharpen pencils
    Barber: Say no more

  • @NetWurkDawgGames
    @NetWurkDawgGames 9 років тому +319

    1:33 to 1:37 is so satisfying to watch

  • @MiguelBotequilhaPapuno
    @MiguelBotequilhaPapuno 9 років тому +306

    CrazyRussianHacker's vocabulary:
    -boom
    -lecchekdisout
    -relly easaly
    -relly cool uhu
    -minats
    -guess what
    -hhhhhhhhhhhere
    -LUKE!!

    • @mohammedleyli8878
      @mohammedleyli8878 9 років тому +2

      I would like your comment if I was not on my phone

    • @pixelgaming4603
      @pixelgaming4603 9 років тому +14

      Wer seifty is our numbur one porurityie

    • @karolin9295
      @karolin9295 9 років тому +9

      you forget the: how cool is that?

    • @_xaviercouture
      @_xaviercouture 9 років тому

      pretty awesome heen

    • @treybarrett3
      @treybarrett3 9 років тому +4

      +MuigelAKA PAPUNO lol his laugh heee haa ha hoo

  • @AlecH1313
    @AlecH1313 8 років тому +362

    So don't buy a $20 electric pencil sharpener buy a $200 drill.

    • @bimmop4372
      @bimmop4372 8 років тому +4

      No it's if you already have a drill

    • @Sparta-it1hj
      @Sparta-it1hj 8 років тому +24

      Well most people already have a drill at home...

    • @jacobsackter
      @jacobsackter 8 років тому

      I don't know but lmao 😂😂😂

    • @ricardonoeltovar7405
      @ricardonoeltovar7405 8 років тому

      I think he means if your parents have a drill than ask if you can use it

    • @justinhawk2532
      @justinhawk2532 8 років тому +1

      +RicoLin133 Gaming
      Sure dude.

  • @xxchona
    @xxchona 9 років тому +300

    was anyone else watching the video, reading the comments, and laughing at the same time?

  • @wjrainbow9797
    @wjrainbow9797 9 років тому +557

    Bringin drills to 5th grade! hell yea

    • @yungchop6332
      @yungchop6332 9 років тому +5

      +William R ur in 5th grade,?You skrublord im in 6th, im so aggresivez

    • @wjrainbow9797
      @wjrainbow9797 9 років тому +5

      +Harryson Why lol says the person who can't spell

    • @wjrainbow9797
      @wjrainbow9797 9 років тому +4

      +Kiana Eyman I never said 5th grade wasn't easy.

    • @blanketbum7825
      @blanketbum7825 9 років тому +1

      +Harryson Why I'm in 9th lil boy

    • @yungchop6332
      @yungchop6332 9 років тому

      Well im in 21thd gade, beat that!

  • @jimshoes
    @jimshoes 9 років тому +148

    Middle of history
    teacher: WTF JIM WHY YOU HAVE A LIGHTER
    Me: im fixin my pen .-.

    • @morkenhielm4068
      @morkenhielm4068 9 років тому

      UnTr00ced | Jim haha lol

    • @BriaBri
      @BriaBri 9 років тому

      Lolololol XD

    • @chesney9474
      @chesney9474 9 років тому +3

      I don't know why but I laughed so hard at this comment XD

    • @samlee5499
      @samlee5499 9 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @ahmadhabbal7801
      @ahmadhabbal7801 9 років тому +1

      You can simply check your pen before going to school... not working try the lighter thing...

  • @absolutelynothinghere5061
    @absolutelynothinghere5061 8 років тому +66

    In Soviet Russia, Pencil sharpen YOU 😂

  • @king_etokura6605
    @king_etokura6605 8 років тому +151

    Life Hack: Late to school? Make your toast in the bathtub!

    • @agarpython1810
      @agarpython1810 8 років тому

      I don't get it

    • @atypicaltracks
      @atypicaltracks 8 років тому

      +Space Puncher dont try to.

    • @user-xt7zs7tn1c
      @user-xt7zs7tn1c 8 років тому +3

      +King_Etokura I know what you're trying to do... and It's not that funny :/

    • @king_etokura6605
      @king_etokura6605 8 років тому +3

      Just try it man! it works!

    • @user-xt7zs7tn1c
      @user-xt7zs7tn1c 8 років тому +6

      King_Etokura I take back what I said. It worked surprisingly well. Turns out when you're dead you NEVER have to go to school again! Win!

  • @112sushi112
    @112sushi112 9 років тому +164

    "7:10 kids do not try this at home!", Do it at the school :3

    • @Stian2001
      @Stian2001 9 років тому

      !sushi! c:

    • @jrespinoza8025
      @jrespinoza8025 9 років тому

      lighter right yeah so cheap lol

    • @mustardscroll7
      @mustardscroll7 9 років тому

      !sushi! That part was actually from another video he did. I guess CRH didn't think that through.

    • @jgesanchez1911
      @jgesanchez1911 9 років тому +2

      "Kids don't do this at home ask parents to do it". Pretty sure my mom wouldn't come to school just to melt my pen with a lighter.

  • @SpaceboundUniverse
    @SpaceboundUniverse 9 років тому +33

    Not ready to go back to school. These hacks are gonna help though :)

    • @known4lyfe
      @known4lyfe 9 років тому

      +Spacebound hi sb :)

    • @JordanLikesMinecraft
      @JordanLikesMinecraft 9 років тому

      +Spacebound What happened to my most favorite clan? Spacebound will always be better than SoaR and FaZe combined in my heart.

    • @JordanLikesMinecraft
      @JordanLikesMinecraft 9 років тому +1

      +Spacebound What happened to my most favorite clan? Spacebound will always be better than SoaR and FaZe combined in my heart.

    • @brayzie6674
      @brayzie6674 9 років тому

      Why did u give up on us?

    • @Sarahmchambliss
      @Sarahmchambliss 9 років тому

      Ive been back in school for 3 months

  • @MichiganStance
    @MichiganStance 8 років тому +142

    You don't have to buy an expensive sharpener... But you gotta buy a 100$ drill.

    • @jeevan202
      @jeevan202 8 років тому +53

      but most dads would own a drill so yeah and you can do more things with a drill than a sharpener

    • @somekid1136
      @somekid1136 7 років тому

      Jeevuuu single parents?

    • @melonpigeon6641
      @melonpigeon6641 6 років тому +3

      80RBLX single parents can buy drills too

    • @topfin8441
      @topfin8441 6 років тому +1

      Um the drill he used was a Harbor Freight drill. It was probably under 30 dollars.

  • @raulakid4016
    @raulakid4016 9 років тому +223

    Never heard a russian say 'safety is no. 1 priority'

  • @MrPotato69
    @MrPotato69 9 років тому +534

    wow you so creative oh my gash

    • @angelcampbell2350
      @angelcampbell2350 9 років тому +1

      lol

    • @Jurr
      @Jurr 9 років тому +6

      +MrFrandse Much creative. So wow. Much oh my gash.

    • @jacobwimmer1031
      @jacobwimmer1031 9 років тому +3

      +MrFrandse i scrolled down and read that right when he said it

    • @samishadaydeh7462
      @samishadaydeh7462 9 років тому

      +MrFrandse LEL

    • @Mecha_NOX
      @Mecha_NOX 9 років тому

      Hahaha.....ultimate 😂

  • @mitchellhogg4627
    @mitchellhogg4627 8 років тому +358

    oh pencil needs sharpening, lemme just grab my drill from my backpack

  • @christianmelucci4985
    @christianmelucci4985 7 років тому +19

    "all the other kids with the pumped up drills, you better run, better run, faster than my sharpener"

    • @RoarkeIsBored
      @RoarkeIsBored 7 років тому +1

      Christian Melucci pumped up kicks joke:)

  • @lukebernsen9369
    @lukebernsen9369 9 років тому +376

    In the melting pen hack he says "kids don't try this at home" uh where else am I supposed to do it, at school

    • @LuckyLegionN7
      @LuckyLegionN7 9 років тому +2

      +Dewatto D3WO why not your pocket? how big is your lighter???

    • @vernonmartina9664
      @vernonmartina9664 9 років тому +1

      He said ask permission and if u are a little kid then just dont do it lmao

    • @samranuppal6544
      @samranuppal6544 9 років тому +3

      hahahha lol in washroom

    • @LonesomeBossDaily
      @LonesomeBossDaily 9 років тому

      what about your parents?

    • @CheeseyMilkshakes
      @CheeseyMilkshakes 9 років тому

      +Ceiling .Cat In sixth form probably

  • @holdencaulfield1906
    @holdencaulfield1906 9 років тому +232

    Teacher: What are you doing with an electric saw and a phone book? You're going to get hurt!
    Kid: Oh, sorry. Sefeti as numbah wun pwywowity! *Puts on safety glasses* See?
    Teacher: No, Timmy!!!
    Kid: *Cuts arm off* AHHHHH, but sefeti was numbah wun pwywowity!!!
    1 week later-
    CrazyRussianHacker: Howy cwap, I wahz juzt swewd!!! Cyka blyat!

    • @holdencaulfield1906
      @holdencaulfield1906 9 років тому +32

      Lawyer: Allright Timmy, just sign here.
      Timmy: But the pen is dead. Oh, wait! *Gets lighter* Sefeti as numbah wun pwywowity! *Catches on fire* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
      2 weeks later-
      CrazyRussianHacker: See, hea zust got bornt zust liek boom.

    • @christianshin8927
      @christianshin8927 9 років тому +8

      OMG this made me laugh so hard thank you you made my day even tho it's 9:40 pm

    • @holdencaulfield1906
      @holdencaulfield1906 9 років тому +5

      Christian Shin *tips fedora* m'friend

    • @spyderpig99
      @spyderpig99 9 років тому

      +ShadowOrbit its something in russian

    • @danielv.2816
      @danielv.2816 9 років тому +3

      Best comment on UA-cam

  • @emmaferguson7957
    @emmaferguson7957 9 років тому +129

    friend: hey can I barrow a pen my just ran out of ink
    me: here I can fix that
    *pulls out lighter*
    friend: wtd

    • @emmaferguson7957
      @emmaferguson7957 9 років тому

      wtf

    • @anozgaming8915
      @anozgaming8915 9 років тому

      +Emma Ferguson kek

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 9 років тому +4

      +Emma Ferguson No no no, you wrote it correctly, it is WTD, it stands for "what the duck?!" The chaps and i say that all the time.

    • @anozgaming8915
      @anozgaming8915 9 років тому

      +cromusic ibra wut

    • @ferntheyoutuber9960
      @ferntheyoutuber9960 9 років тому

      +cromusic ibra
      Lol auto correct corrects the abbreviated version too.

  • @blahh3852
    @blahh3852 7 років тому +34

    "wow you so creative o my gosh"
    -crazyrussianhacker, 2016

  • @jevinbevin
    @jevinbevin 9 років тому +562

    Oh u didn't know that I carry drills with me took long time

    • @tuurwevers2819
      @tuurwevers2819 9 років тому

      lool

    • @localstriker4538
      @localstriker4538 9 років тому +16

      ikr bring your drills to school everyone

    • @CabooseCore
      @CabooseCore 9 років тому +5

      Clashlolxbox wait what took long time?????????????? also that hack is more for home not school besides who uses normal pencils i pretty sure every kid in school uses lead pencils

    • @alexxcc422
      @alexxcc422 9 років тому

      Was that his kid

    • @ItsPoweRR
      @ItsPoweRR 9 років тому

      Who doesn't :D

  • @TheActionBrick
    @TheActionBrick 9 років тому +64

    What student has a math class AND a geometry class? Lol. :D

    • @dylldoiid
      @dylldoiid 9 років тому +3

      He said German.

    • @TheActionBrick
      @TheActionBrick 9 років тому +2

      Dylan The Fiery Destroyer Oh. In that case, my bad. ;P

    • @theDRIFTking234
      @theDRIFTking234 9 років тому +2

      ^ Clean your ears m8

    • @mohammadhanan1258
      @mohammadhanan1258 9 років тому +2

      +Dylan The Fiery Destroyer he said geometry

    • @EverydayITroll24
      @EverydayITroll24 9 років тому +1

      he said geometry.. you need to clean your ears

  • @noshamehumor
    @noshamehumor 9 років тому +417

    oh yeah, im so gonna take a drill to school

    • @justin9774
      @justin9774 9 років тому

      And a lighter

    • @Haans5010
      @Haans5010 9 років тому

      +noshame humor wtf

    • @Teffe-zq8tr
      @Teffe-zq8tr 9 років тому +8

      noshame humor Or sharpen the pencils at home.

    • @user-gy3vi1lt5n
      @user-gy3vi1lt5n 9 років тому

      +Tefidin Alija nice JSE profile pic

    • @stephanierodgers2454
      @stephanierodgers2454 9 років тому +6

      You take an electric pencil sharpener to school?

  • @ellasmith7842
    @ellasmith7842 8 років тому +22

    paper clip hearts!? I'm in love! ❤

  • @iqrakhatoon5385
    @iqrakhatoon5385 9 років тому +120

    'i didn't have to buy that expensive tool to sharpen my pencil'
    Yeah like a power tool is cheap but then again you do get a FREE detention for it.

    • @thegamedose4704
      @thegamedose4704 9 років тому +3

      You do relies most people already have a drill at home

    • @premingergang1099
      @premingergang1099 9 років тому +1

      XD I'd probably get isolation - even better

    • @Oceliveth
      @Oceliveth 9 років тому

      And you don't just use the the drill for sharpening pencils you can use it for other things to so its better in a way.

    • @iqrakhatoon5385
      @iqrakhatoon5385 9 років тому +1

      ***** Exactly some people don't get jokes.

    • @lilheartship
      @lilheartship 9 років тому +1

      +Metro Zombie my wood shop class teacher lets us do it in his class. He does it too

  • @liam_1598
    @liam_1598 9 років тому +455

    Isn't a drill more expensive than an electric sharpener.

    • @justinchan9134
      @justinchan9134 9 років тому +1

      Precisely, and in terms of size and weight, a drill is so unconvenient

    • @justinchan9134
      @justinchan9134 9 років тому +1

      Precisely, and in terms of size and weight, a drill is so unconvenient

    • @Nuclear-Viking
      @Nuclear-Viking 9 років тому +46

      I think it's for people that already have a drill...

    • @Nuclear-Viking
      @Nuclear-Viking 9 років тому +8

      I think it's for people that already have a drill...

    • @yhuyyh
      @yhuyyh 9 років тому +3

      Yes but you wouldn't buy the drill just for sharpening pencils

  • @MoonberryJam93
    @MoonberryJam93 8 років тому +211

    And then I brought a drill to school and BOOM! Suspended!

  • @Rapid98k
    @Rapid98k 7 років тому +46

    I'll stick with mechanical pencils.

  • @zin5582
    @zin5582 9 років тому +67

    Me: *reads book*
    Me: Ms may I get my cutting tool?
    Teacher: sure...
    Me: *gets wood cutter from backpack
    Friend: DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THATS NOT EVEN A PHONEBOOK.
    Me: *starts cutting book in half*
    Teacher: WHAT IS THAT

  • @Larsan19
    @Larsan19 8 років тому +11

    This guy is my hero❤❤
    My life has changed since I started to bring a drill to school instead of sharpen my pencils by hand
    Thank you ❤

    • @hanaaazhar9178
      @hanaaazhar9178 2 роки тому +1

      Where did you get your degree in sarcasm?

    • @Larsan19
      @Larsan19 2 роки тому +1

      @@hanaaazhar9178 ya mum

  • @xxninjavoidxx1553
    @xxninjavoidxx1553 8 років тому +134

    Anyone else think that the really sharp pencil led would break instantly when you touched it?

  • @sisterphillip2905
    @sisterphillip2905 8 років тому +41

    5:45 just move to England. We don't have holes in plugs

    • @danielzhang5842
      @danielzhang5842 8 років тому

      Sister Phillip I would buy another cord with that money to move.

    • @DaPootisJedi
      @DaPootisJedi 8 років тому +1

      Get a cutting wheel for the drill from #1

    • @mikel1066
      @mikel1066 7 років тому

      DaPootisJedi that's gonna break the plug

  • @adolfoposadas1924
    @adolfoposadas1924 8 років тому +112

    Best girl impression of 2015

  • @saifullahahmed5184
    @saifullahahmed5184 8 років тому +144

    How do you sharpen your pencils so fast
    I bring a drill to school

  • @Fangu-Povyzas
    @Fangu-Povyzas 9 років тому +349

    Who the hell carries a drill at school?

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 9 років тому +7

      +Fangu / Povyzas I thought it's normal that everyone carries drill at school. Probably everyone except you.

    • @share941
      @share941 9 років тому

      +TheKitek200 yea I thought every one did?

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 9 років тому

      share kiser Well atleast i do.

    • @TheRoninDrifter
      @TheRoninDrifter 9 років тому

      Fangu / Povyzas a badass!!

    • @ZerkonGamesss
      @ZerkonGamesss 9 років тому +1

      I think it was meant as an at home thing to do, sharpen them at hone then take them to school

  • @lukeharlin6595
    @lukeharlin6595 7 років тому +10

    Me: mom I'm going to school, will u plz grab my bag.
    Mom: yes, here it i... WHY IS THERE A DRILL AND A SAW IN YOUR SCHOOL BAG?!
    Me: I saw it in a video

  • @blastedbiggs3390
    @blastedbiggs3390 8 років тому +115

    Am I the only one who was like wtf when he was casually sawing the phone book

  • @ardaduck735
    @ardaduck735 9 років тому +66

    how to go to school with $5 thank you crazyrussianhacker!

    • @abigailtate1947
      @abigailtate1947 9 років тому

      Omfg best comment I've seen all day😂😂😂😂

    • @ahmadhabbal7801
      @ahmadhabbal7801 9 років тому

      LOL

    • @Seylle.
      @Seylle. 9 років тому +4

      i dont get it?

    • @ardaduck735
      @ardaduck735 9 років тому

      +GHosTly GHoUL if you can't buy a normal pencil sharpener or a notebook means that you're poor because you spend at least €30,- for school stuff

    • @Seylle.
      @Seylle. 9 років тому +1

      Oh lol thx for telling me

  • @williamjohn-charles7101
    @williamjohn-charles7101 8 років тому +142

    Oh ok I'll just casually bring a drill to school

    • @hydrxng
      @hydrxng 8 років тому

      XD
      SAME
      XD

    • @williamjohn-charles7101
      @williamjohn-charles7101 8 років тому +1

      Amam 1234
      niceeeeee

    • @mollycepek2819
      @mollycepek2819 8 років тому

      Isn't a drill more expensive than a pencil sharpener

    • @ana-ev8ur
      @ana-ev8ur 8 років тому +1

      Most schools have electric pencil sharpener.This was probably meant for you to use at home in case you don't have a electric pencil sharpener. Also, who doesn't have a drill? xD

    • @SwagManRules700Father
      @SwagManRules700Father 8 років тому

      Yeah lol

  • @linsdaychinedu9002
    @linsdaychinedu9002 8 років тому +7

    "This one can be for math and this one can be for geometry" lool 😂😂

    • @ajflores4107
      @ajflores4107 8 років тому +2

      In Russia math and geometry are two different subjects

  • @azankarim4947
    @azankarim4947 9 років тому +162

    Dis guys a badass 😂😂😂

  • @101bothunter
    @101bothunter 9 років тому +84

    Because triangles are hearts

  • @linasayshush
    @linasayshush 8 років тому +6

    "Is that even a phone book? What is that?"
    "... Oops"

  • @deathraptor2085
    @deathraptor2085 9 років тому +231

    Don't have to buy expensive pencil sharpener uses screwdriver even more expensive

    • @xMrAuraZ
      @xMrAuraZ 9 років тому +45

      DeathRaptor Drill*

    • @MauriiBoii
      @MauriiBoii 9 років тому +47

      Don't u have a drill at home already....??? It's a common garage tool in every home?

    • @thiccityd9773
      @thiccityd9773 9 років тому +2

      Drills are common in most people's households.

    • @dylangarza1736
      @dylangarza1736 9 років тому

      But you should have a drill at home already

    • @joselemus2809
      @joselemus2809 9 років тому +1

      screwdriver is a common tool used for a lot of thing a this is one , now if you wanna buy an expensive electric sharpener go ahead !

  • @sophiaroque2332
    @sophiaroque2332 8 років тому +97

    Do i need to take the drill on my class 😂

  • @introducinggod8572
    @introducinggod8572 8 років тому +55

    Why would you want your pencils to be that sharp? The moment you put that pencil on a piece of paper to write something the lead will break a little at the end making everything you write look weird and scratchy.

    • @introducinggod8572
      @introducinggod8572 8 років тому +2

      Wait, is he putting hot glue on wires?!

    • @sophielove8327
      @sophielove8327 8 років тому

      +Pitch Ender i was just thinking that!!!!

    • @TadasG258
      @TadasG258 8 років тому

      +Pitch Ender What do you mean?

    • @electrobrine2092
      @electrobrine2092 8 років тому

      +TadasG258 oooh ohhh what do u mean?
      -sorry not sorry-

    • @TadasG258
      @TadasG258 8 років тому

      what?Electro Brine

  • @enmewnsnkskzw5929
    @enmewnsnkskzw5929 7 років тому +20

    who else is watching this two years later just for fun

    • @faizzain7352
      @faizzain7352 7 років тому

      Pizza Girl
      Are you going to deliver pizza to them ???(just for fun).

    • @nicolascardinal8469
      @nicolascardinal8469 6 років тому

      enmewn snkskzw me for sure

  • @BrianButterz
    @BrianButterz 9 років тому +90

    am i the only one who said wtf when he said "we gonna get a phone book and cut it in half." Wtf!? He didnt even introduce the hack he just straight up cut the phone book right away...

    • @nochannelname4102
      @nochannelname4102 9 років тому +6

      What was the background kid talking about?

    • @SilverxRune
      @SilverxRune 9 років тому +3

      Aaron White Pretty sure it was his mom, and she was pissed that he cut their phone book in half lmao.
      "WAS THAT OUR PHONE BOOK?"

    • @rokinthatcsaw411
      @rokinthatcsaw411 9 років тому +2

      +SilverxRune lol what. sounds like a kid

    • @coolkidsahib
      @coolkidsahib 9 років тому +1

      Because Russia

    • @14jackthelad
      @14jackthelad 9 років тому +1

      Brian Le He didn't show us how to do it but he did show what he made out of the half he chopped off.

  • @AlqGo
    @AlqGo 9 років тому +98

    You have hands of a seventy years old.
    Now, hack them down to your age.

    • @slumped7603
      @slumped7603 9 років тому

      Clever.

    • @SurgieStudios
      @SurgieStudios 9 років тому

      Exactly

    • @slumped7603
      @slumped7603 9 років тому

      Lmao h8rz gonna h8

    • @lugzpugz9717
      @lugzpugz9717 9 років тому +7

      that is called a hard working life my friend

    • @TheFrenki98
      @TheFrenki98 9 років тому

      Jfggtgggghfhggggghggzggghhhhvgghggggghhhghhgbhhhhhhhbbhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzhbhhhhhghbbbbhhbbjjj

  • @MicahTheManiac
    @MicahTheManiac 9 років тому +129

    did anyone else here the little kid when he sawed the phone book in half?

    • @Titan-gs6cf
      @Titan-gs6cf 9 років тому +25

      +micahplaysminecraft everyone did...

    • @SonNalrro
      @SonNalrro 9 років тому +5

      Lmaooo he said 'here"

    • @jakeABS007
      @jakeABS007 9 років тому +1

      +Bugatti McCauley no there was no child you are insane.

    • @SonNalrro
      @SonNalrro 9 років тому +2

      Jake jus shut up....you didn't even read anything XD

    • @keenanferguson1717
      @keenanferguson1717 9 років тому

      yes

  • @fate3446
    @fate3446 8 років тому +36

    Well if my parents locked the cord i would just get a bobby pin and pick the lock ^.^

  • @trevorsmith4754
    @trevorsmith4754 9 років тому +34

    Hold on mom, don't take me yet. Why? I forgot my drill.

  • @chowdercakes2818
    @chowdercakes2818 8 років тому +88

    while school ends for me im watching this..

  • @acemechanical80085
    @acemechanical80085 8 років тому +73

    Because a drill is SO much less expensive than an electric pencil sharpener

    • @yeboirylan4753
      @yeboirylan4753 8 років тому

      +DragonBANE MC Ikr xDD

    • @rigxby777
      @rigxby777 8 років тому +3

      most people have drills already

    • @emiryaman9139
      @emiryaman9139 8 років тому

      +The Rawrz I was going to say that

    • @theunitedgrass9585
      @theunitedgrass9585 8 років тому +1

      +The Rawrz Most People have hands to sharpen pencil..XD

    • @rigxby777
      @rigxby777 8 років тому

      +The United Grass xD

  • @chrisrodriguez5915
    @chrisrodriguez5915 5 років тому +3

    “I’ll look like a boss; I’ll look like a man.” 😂

  • @paper_towelTFT
    @paper_towelTFT 9 років тому +83

    yeah... because a drill is less expensive than an electric sharpener...

    • @Doogie95
      @Doogie95 9 років тому +12

      It may be more expensive, but is a very efficient way to sharpen pencils , and makes you look like a total , resourceful , badass .

    • @paper_towelTFT
      @paper_towelTFT 9 років тому

      Monsieur Macabre ok, i agree with that

    • @robbenfan1792
      @robbenfan1792 9 років тому +8

      everyone has a drill right???

    • @paper_towelTFT
      @paper_towelTFT 9 років тому +2

      RobbenFan Not everyone, but you have a point

    • @xbillion7756
      @xbillion7756 9 років тому

      +GamingLogic PTY no everyone!!!!!!

  • @thercfeeling8317
    @thercfeeling8317 9 років тому +90

    Yeas because we bring drills to school

    • @mamisaiyan
      @mamisaiyan 9 років тому

      I do

    • @Alterosh
      @Alterosh 9 років тому

      How did you know

    • @anthonylam9518
      @anthonylam9518 9 років тому

      It for home

    • @ItsMoxBTW
      @ItsMoxBTW 9 років тому

      +Anthony Lam read the title lol

    • @Teffe-zq8tr
      @Teffe-zq8tr 9 років тому

      ***** Atleast your friends don´t bring guns to school...poor Vinny had to die.Snitches get stiches.

  • @beauxsouth
    @beauxsouth 9 років тому +48

    So on my 60x60cm school desk, i'll have my pen, pencil, rubber and power drill? First off the health and safety..like you can't run in school cos it's a risk but my 'badass' desk power drill is aight. hahaha

    • @magicshark714
      @magicshark714 9 років тому

      U can do this at home tonto

    • @fukquro
      @fukquro 9 років тому +12

      Don't forget your trusty lighter

    • @clemmu
      @clemmu 9 років тому

      Some schools have classes where you have access to industrial tools, such as woodshop, for one.

    • @__-kn1vn
      @__-kn1vn 9 років тому

      +Eden Entern PEPE

    • @livingoctopus
      @livingoctopus 9 років тому

      you're British aren't you?

  • @worldofmusic174
    @worldofmusic174 7 років тому +5

    Teacher:can someone give a sharpener to Charlie!!
    *Someone gives Charlie a drill*
    Teacher:WTH!

  • @philtru
    @philtru 9 років тому +38

    I love how he says "rubber band"