GENIUS... history of the entire world, i guess - but at the same time Hilarious.

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  • @iiTzoreo1
    @iiTzoreo1 3 роки тому +11

    “My English vocabulary isn’t very good” speaks fluent English

  • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
    @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 3 роки тому +21

    Little historical note: that king of Mali was called Mansa Musa, and may have been the richest monarch who ever lived.
    To give you an idea of how wealthy he was on his pilgrimage to Mecca he handed out so much gold in the city of Ciaro that he single handedly crashed the Egyptian economy.
    That's just stupid rich.

    • @sophiedash4026
      @sophiedash4026 3 роки тому +4

      Your screen name is undermining you... 😂

    • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 3 роки тому +2

      @@sophiedash4026
      Only for people who don't understand self depreciating humor.
      Considering the type of people who call themselves geniuses these days I think I'll let you decide based on what I actually say because at the end of the day it doesn't matter what strangers think of me.

    • @sophiedash4026
      @sophiedash4026 3 роки тому +3

      @@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      Sry you couldn't take a joke. I enjoyed your original post, anyway.

  • @spennyb89
    @spennyb89 3 роки тому +18

    "Makes sense right?"
    strained.. "...no?"

    • @fllthdcrb
      @fllthdcrb 3 роки тому +1

      Astrophysicists will tell you that the Big Bang was the beginning, not only of the universe, but of spacetime itself, so the very idea of "before the Big Bang" is meaningless. Hence the rather philosophical and confusing take at the start of the video. At least, that's what I think Wurtz was getting at.

  • @FallingGalaxy
    @FallingGalaxy 4 роки тому +44

    Great, fun reaction! And you're English is impressive. If I tried to watch a video like this in any other language other than English, I'd be lost the whole time. I might pick up more with Spanish than other foreign languages, but...I'd still be lost.

  • @ClifDickens
    @ClifDickens 4 роки тому +10

    This is one of the funniest reactions I've ever seen, and I'm only 7 minutes in.
    Literally lol'ed at "fuck my life"

  • @JonsTunes
    @JonsTunes 4 роки тому +20

    Best reaction ever "f**k me goodbye" 😂

  • @sophiedash4026
    @sophiedash4026 3 роки тому +6

    That was fantastic! You are educated and bright. I loved every moment of this reaction, fr. But honestly, the moment that I howled with laughter? When your eyebrows and hands went up and you said "Wasn't us." Some people need reminding... And that was perfect. 👍
    Btw, subbed.

  • @ravex24
    @ravex24 3 роки тому +11

    I've watched this video and reactions to it so many times. I love your reaction. May be my favorite one. Also, my son was made off the coast of Iran when I was in the U.S. Navy. When they brought up 9/11 and you said, "Wasn't us," I immediately did a slow eye roll over to Saudi Arabia and went, "Yeah... I know."

    • @ravex24
      @ravex24 3 роки тому +3

      I've never met an Iranian face-to-face that I didn't like and/or have respect for. Your government could use some work but I think you guys know that about yourselves as much as, well, some of us, know the same here. Despite our differences, I really do tend to love the Iranian people as individuals.

  • @FallingGalaxy
    @FallingGalaxy 4 роки тому +37

    Oh and the name of that war literally is The Seven Years' war.

    • @jayschwartz6131
      @jayschwartz6131 3 роки тому +3

      @@citizenhentai The seven years war was about 200 years before world war 1

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +4

      @@jayschwartz6131 And it lasted about 7 years :p

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +2

      @@citizenhentai 7 years. he's why it's called that. It was a sort of proto-World War that happened in the 1700s between france and Britain.

  • @sheckjesus7476
    @sheckjesus7476 4 роки тому +18

    7 Years war was basically the OG World War, since it involved the great European powers and their colonies all over the world.

  • @rebekahtennenbaum777
    @rebekahtennenbaum777 3 роки тому +5

    I never realized how many things we just know about that other people don’t until I watched a bunch of these reactions.
    You should probably watch this video multiple times or on lower speed to understand it better. It’s really fast.

  • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
    @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 3 роки тому +26

    It's really interesting to see reactions to this by people from different backgrounds. Obviously there is a LOT of stuff that is missing or gets glossed over, and which of those holes we notice depends on how much we already know about that part of history in that part of the world. But it's a really nice overview and jumping-off point. I know there were multiple times when I had never even heard of a particular empire or major event... (SE Asia/Indochina before the 19th century was basically a big BLANK in my head. That obelisk thing? How late Madagascar was settled? The Tonga expansion? And who were those mongol-type guys way before the mongols?? All pretty much new info.)
    Of course Persia/Iran has basically been History Central since forever. Learning even just the outline of who all conquered and re-re-reconquered it when and why and which of 50 peoples/languages/cultures were ascendant or allied at which points must be a nightmare.
    Scandinavian history is wayy simpler by comparison. (And yet I could add stuff like: the Hanseatic League, the Sami people(s), the Swedish Empire (kind of a big deal for a while!), Finland vs all its neighbors, Denmark-Norway's attempts to get in on the colonization racket - did you know we had our very own Caribbean slave islands? yep - and so on....)

  • @ErendieI
    @ErendieI 4 роки тому +33

    "That explains anime..." :D

    • @Ares14
      @Ares14 4 роки тому +2

      lol best part.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +1

      SO much culture and art that the military took over explains... anime.... suuuuure :3

  • @frankohero
    @frankohero 4 роки тому +23

    7 year war is called.... errrr "7 year war" :D.
    Great. You seem more capable than most reactors I watched reacting to this amazing video.
    Well done. Greetings from Germany.

    • @sheckjesus7476
      @sheckjesus7476 4 роки тому +1

      for real

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому

      It was the catalyst that lead the both the french revolution and the american war for independence due to being overtaxed without any word or voice in parlaiment.

  • @stuartsibbald7394
    @stuartsibbald7394 4 роки тому +14

    Thanks for your reaction, I really enjoyed that. I imagine people all over the world, when it gets to the history that involves them, say "that was a bit over simplified" If they had shown us this when we were 13yo, we may have taken more interest in history!

  • @pugle1
    @pugle1 3 роки тому +2

    I just found your channel, and I've seen this video about 30 times through the eyes of others. The video never gets old for me, and it's really refreshing to see someone's genuine reaction having never seen it before. So many who have done "reaction videos" to this have actually cheated and watched it before hand. You can tell when someone is actually seeing it for the first time. So cool! 😊 Thanks for this reaction. Loved it!

  • @ImFrelled
    @ImFrelled 3 роки тому +6

    Don't worry, that's everyone's reaction to this video. Slack jawed, brain fried, and that includes people whose first language is English. It is just sooo much information, delivered so fast, in such a comedic way that you just can't help being stunned. History has been a lot of war from every side, against every side. Nobodies ancestors are innocent. That's my big take away from this.

  • @5PctJuice
    @5PctJuice 3 роки тому +4

    It's fascinating to see someone from a Middle Eastern background watch this video. I feel like the geopolitics of that region kind of got shoved aside after Columbus, and that's kind of sad because it's some of the more interesting history from the last ~200 years, at least in my opinion. I'd personally love to see the person who made this make a video about Iranian history, especially touching on the coup against Mosaddegh, the eventual overthrow of the Shah, and Khomeini's rise to power. Persian/Iranian history has fascinated me for some time now.

  • @emanymton713
    @emanymton713 3 роки тому +4

    21:30 Austria is where Arnold Schwarzenegger is from 😉

  • @sunnysidesofblue
    @sunnysidesofblue 10 місяців тому

    This video is so amazing, and I loved your reaction to it. For some reason, the "ouch - yeouch - gneushk" part always cracks me up way more than it should. XD

  • @buuam7555
    @buuam7555 3 роки тому +4

    30 seconds in "WAIT" great reaction 🤣

  • @Rowlph8888
    @Rowlph8888 Рік тому +1

    "holy f*ck!" Britain f*cked, every country!
    You vocalised what is going through everyone's head, whilst watching this video

  • @PongoXBongo
    @PongoXBongo 3 роки тому +3

    I've watched a lot of these reactions, and it seems that many people could benefit from reducing the playback speed of the video (or turning on subtitles). Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I could barely take it all in the first couple of watches (hooray for subtitles!).

  • @greg_1492
    @greg_1492 3 роки тому +1

    Awesome video, awesome reaction!

  • @sergeantsilly5239
    @sergeantsilly5239 4 роки тому +5

    Been watching your video for 10 minutes until I read your name and it put a smile on my face.

  • @matthewdmiller4335
    @matthewdmiller4335 3 роки тому

    Mad props dude. Great job keep it up man.

  • @Helensrz
    @Helensrz 3 роки тому

    Awesome reaction 🥰💕 Loved your whole reaction and the comments u made throughout 🙂👍🏼

  • @Aity7
    @Aity7 4 роки тому +5

    Nice reaction !

  • @LaptopLarry330
    @LaptopLarry330 4 роки тому +4

    Americans are not taught a lot about World History in middle school and high school, because the entry-level jobs that they would get upon graduation do not require such knowledge. If a US student goes on to a college or university, only then are they taught about World History, because they will need such knowledge in their fields of study. This short video/film was made to appeal to the high school-educated American public, who do not know about world history in such great detail. .

    • @QueenMuser
      @QueenMuser 3 роки тому

      And also around the world governments are cutting out in history programs too, many times even rewriting it (in the EU too). And you know why?
      If newer generations don't know history, they'll be more likely to repeat past mistakes in the future. And people with a huge lack of knowledge are way easier to manipulate. In these times of doom and gloom, the saying "Knowledge is power" is more important than you ever know.

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 3 роки тому

      i am from california and i was taught kind of a lot about world history in middle and high school. even a little in elementary school. i even had a class in high school literally called "World History"

    • @LaptopLarry330
      @LaptopLarry330 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jzombi301 The people in the State of California spend more money on education than any state in the Union. California is the exception to the rule. Historically, people living in states away from the Atlantic and Pacific Coasts only had farm jobs, mining jobs, or factory jobs to look forward to for their children upon graduation from high school. Not too much has changed in this part of the nation, because the state governments will not spend the money to educate their people about world history, and STEAM (Science, Technology, English, Arts, and Mathematics) subjects that they will need for future high-technology jobs.

  • @Dotterelly
    @Dotterelly 4 роки тому +3

    I'm truly impressed, this video is hard enough to follow when English is your native language, let alone when you're having translate some as you go along!

  • @sertaki
    @sertaki 3 роки тому +4

    In case you want more info about the first world war, I suggest to listen to Dan Carlin's "Hardcore History" podcast - he has a series of episodes devoted to WWI and goes into lots of details to explain the caused and the horrible reality of it.

  • @tigeriussvarne177
    @tigeriussvarne177 3 роки тому

    You made a great reaction to this master piece, well done good sir!

  • @TheHateCorp
    @TheHateCorp 4 роки тому

    "Holy shit, Britain fucked every country" is a pretty apt description of world history.

  • @musical_lolu4811
    @musical_lolu4811 4 роки тому +4

    It really does explain anime now doesn't it.

  • @majbrat
    @majbrat 4 роки тому +3

    It’s fast for native English speakers too dude; I understand it goes fast for translating. Maybe use the speed function to slow it sometimes lol

  • @theriddler2277
    @theriddler2277 4 роки тому +3

    the start of the vid makes a lot more sense if you watch/read a universe from nothing.

    • @QueenMuser
      @QueenMuser 3 роки тому

      It's all about insight

  • @Jzombi301
    @Jzombi301 3 роки тому +1

    what country are you from? i can tell you’re from the middle east somewhere by the way you’re reacting to those parts

  • @TMS5100
    @TMS5100 3 роки тому +2

    The video is deliberately silly - a lot of it is spoken like he is having a conversation with himself - asking a question, then immediately answering it. A lot of it is using silly awkward english like a 8 year old child might use. There's also a lot of pop culture style references. @4:56-5:02 the music and speech is like a cheap television infomercial. and it just goes on and on. Someone really needs to do subtitles for other languages for it, a lot of the humor and pop references might not be so easily understood by non-westerners.

  • @G2GIGI177
    @G2GIGI177 4 роки тому +9

    Don’t worry about understanding bills grammar native English speakers can’t understand it either. Also when you said well that explains anime! That part killed me 😂

    • @QueenMuser
      @QueenMuser 3 роки тому +4

      I'm a non-english-native and understood it immediately because this video uses a lot of key words. And the brain is designed to remember key words and link a concept with each of those words
      Btw the same channel made "History of Japan" too. That "intermission" thing before the birth of islam actually links to History of Japan

  • @qwerywilldie3474
    @qwerywilldie3474 4 роки тому +3

    You should definitely check out exurb1a

  • @QueenMuser
    @QueenMuser 3 роки тому

    Sooo about your lack of knowledge of English and your brain trying to comprehend everything...
    So, the brain is designed to remember and focus on KEY WORDS and associate every key word with a CONCEPT. And this video is perfect because it has so many key words and focuses on them. This is why I got everything on the first try watching this video

  • @mohammads344
    @mohammads344 3 роки тому +2

    من چرا حس میکنم تو ایرانی هستی؟😁

  • @RafieeArtist
    @RafieeArtist 4 роки тому +3

    خدارو شکر نت آزاد شد