British Dhar Mann
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- Опубліковано 4 лип 2022
- Today we watched a British Dhar Mann video. Dhar Mann is a UA-camr that makes sketches that are supposed to change lives.
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I love how in trying to dress the kid in a “school uniform”, he’s instead managed to dress him up like a mini Donald Trump
Donald Crump(et)
Mini Boris Johnson
@@dripbacon1925 He can be the new prime minister
Donald Stump
sometimes i forget american schools dont have uniforms, but i definitely remembered watching this video 😨
As a fellow Brit, I do not approve of Bri'ish Dhar Mann for two reasons:
1. No uses of the word nonce or wanker
2. No tea and crumpets
Exactly!
No no, there was tea, in the beginning the mother offered the kid tea
@@thyfallenking6119 he means the drink im assuming, she said it as the word for dinner i think
@@scott--1629 no, tea isnt the word for dinner that was supper, and the dad said that, she said that tea was almost ready
lack of C words
Australian Dhar Mann:
"Bully steals kids kangaroo and jar of vegemite and INSTANTLY REGRETS IT."
pretty much every american show when they try to do something "Australian"
"Bully steals kids didgeridoo and tub of milo, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU"
No its: Bully steals snags and tic tocs, he lives to regret it.
@@feemofeelody bully runs over kid with kangaroo and steals his snags and milo and vegemite sandwich but nobody saw because they were distracted by the raging bushfire down the road what happens next will shock you (prime minister involved)
Bully steals kids fantails and caramelo koalas INSTANTLY REGRETS IT
Irish Dhar Mann:
Student goes into school sober, lives to regret it!
it's like if every accent from the british empire was combined into one
If Hoyoverse made a British nation
I was sitting there trying to figure out whether they were Irish, Scottish English or American the whole time
@@icecold_tea I think it was all of them
Yh mf sounded austrailian
So, you're saying it's like a multiverse merged into one?
I'm American and this feels exactly like what happens when a British character appears in an American show and their the most stereotypical person to exist
what do you mean? its always 100% accurate.
I mean if it’s slightly stereotypical we get the accents right innit
I’m sure it’s true the other way around innit
every character in this is just english dave from fucking gta v
@@balilleestreamarchive4618 litterally
I WISH that we talked like this in British schools. Bullying would be so much funnier!
its sooo funny that u actually think thats how we speak u absolute clown
Lmao no one would take it seriously and just laugh at the bullies
Most brits would disagree with you. If someone genuinely spoke like this and then had the audacity to bully, they would be the ones getting bullied
dharmann: dont stereotype people!
also him:
technically this isn't stereotyping cuz nothing abt it is true/accurate
@@lydiamichaels1976 he tried to be fair, which made it more pathetic in the long run
darr man is genuinely getting more insane by the minute
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Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe > MCU
one of his most recent videos has an armed robbery and almost a shootout happen in it, he's definitely gone insane
changing lives comes with great responsibility - uncle ben
He's adding fake edited eyes to his thumbnails now💀I checked his channel to find this goofy vid and he's having a livestream soon and the thumbnail is just.. nty
As a Brit
They sound anything but english
They alternate between Scottish Australian and Irish but never English lmao
nah no way near scottish
their attempt at scottish was pitiful aha
@@frogbong ano haha
True
I was literally about to post the same thing 💀
The mum jumps from sounding Jamaican to sounding Scottish to sounding Welsh within two minutes.
Tru
As an American I was fully immersed until I realized there weren't any crumpets. Otherwise it was entirely believable nothing felt off whatsoever.
The crumpets and clotted cream were missing that completely broke my immersion 😩
I didn't catch the cup of tea that was supposed to be there
I HATE crumpets and im British because not all brits like crumpets and tea
@@wade7660 we know bro it’s just a joke
@@wade7660 as an american i’m well aware
I love the Dhar Mann videos SO MUCH, please never stop doing them.
There definitely my fav memeulous series
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Finally its here. *Yes*
@Don't Read My Profile Photo no
@@seod1353 I am not a bot, I am real.
@@MasonParkinson OH ok
Canadian Dhar Mann be like: “kid smashes old lady’s maple syrup and eats her poutine as he makes an escape on his brown coloured moose in -40 weather while wearing shorts, lives to regret it, eh”.
this is tooo great
no it’s more like “Kid calls Justin Trudeau dumb, INSTANTLY regrets it”
"lives to apologize eh"
@@bigchez2342 good idea
the "eh?" got me
I like how even though dhar mann goes to extraordinary lengths to get actors of different ethnicities, races, nationalities, and sometimes even with disorders, but fails to get one British person.
they sounded like a mix between Australian, Irish with a tiny hint of posh english
These accents are extremely accurate this is how I always talk
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Same dude!
Sounds authentic to me, you want a spot of tea and a crumpet?
I live in Britain and totally agree.
Same I always talk like that
5:50 I guess it's not hard to dodge punches if your opponent moves slower than fucking erosion
Dhar man dosent want to promote violence
mans a living punch out character
1:38 😂 that is an australian accent there lol
You right, the kid’s British accent is just WTF 💀
@@complexx_scam617 he has an American accent in real life, he’s pretending to have a British accent for the vid
This is what killed the queen
"oh im so sorry"
"my name's tony"
my guy sounds like if the kid from the secret garden was taken hostage and forgor how to do everything and was forced to relearn a british accent through only watches hollywood films from the early to mid 50s while hopping on one leg
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Finally its here. *Yes*
So oddly specific
forgor💀
time is a tool you can put on the wall
or wear it on your wrist
the past is far behind us
the future doesn't exist
i had a stroke reading that
Dhar Mann ❎
Dhar Bloke ✅
Dhar Chap
dhar ladd
Dhar Fellow ✅
dhar scallywag
Dhar GentleMann
All the British slang and vocabulary in this video would NEVER be used in a sentence like that😭😭💀
I’m normally always a fan of British memes, but this dhar man video…
I’m losing brain cells by the second
i didn't know it was possible to be racist towards British people
edit: Jesus Christ it is a joke shut up in the replies
That's brilliant that's the best comment
same!
Lmao
Well they just managed it.
@@scrlttgrnwd you can be racist? nah fr? on god?
Wow I can’t believe James Marriott got a role in a Dhar Mann video. Although playing a posh school bully is a bit of a stretch for him no? He’s definitely not in school anymore.
6:33 that scouser accent was hilarious, that literally got me rolling 🤣
What dhar man doesn't realize is that's not how bully's act in Britain
That's how your friends act
Most average americans have no clue what the real Britain is like or our culture or anything💀😭they just think of queen, London, tea, Jack Whitehall, empire, Boris, and love island
@@lydiamichaels1976 they also believe London doesn’t stop until you reach the border between Ireland and Northern Ireland
Plot twist: Dhar Mann made that video because he found out he was 2 percent british
@Eye SHUT UP
@Matthew Вееm 🅥 SHUT UP
americans after taking a 23 and me test
Bully: "My mum used to give me these mince pies every day"
The ginger kid: "No wonder you're a big lad"
10:21 this aged well
How else was it gonna age.
Was the queen just, never gonna die?
@@thebigguy0837seemed like it for a while
Ah yes, just because someone got a tattoo of the queen when she was alive, the tattoo aged bad because she died...
@@thebigguy0837she died literally two months after the video was posted, that's why they're saying this
3:33 I'm not sure Scottish counts as British, but when my dad told me how to deal with bullies, he just gave me a full blown fighting lesson while I just wanted to play csgo for a bit
Well British means someone or something from the United Kingdom not England and last time I checked Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom.
@@modmaker7617 Technically the UK means England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Britain is the latter minus Northern Ireland.
@@crimsongold6980 No. The UK stands for United Kingdom. United Kingdom was the unification of Wales, Scotland and England. It was The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland when referring to Ireland as Ireland was apart of the territory until independence and is now known as United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, this is because Ireland is now again it's own independent country while Northern Ireland is a territory of the UK.
Idiots seem to think that being British means you're English but that's a clear failure to understand what being British actually is. Britain is the name of the island. The name for the island predates the formation of the United Kingdom.
Also the United Kingdom is just that, before the age of today you had essentially what are factions/tribes. Those tribes evolved into kingdoms and kingdoms eventually fought. As an example in the south you had the two major powers being Wessex and Mercia. Ultimately one kingdom won and the formation of the Kingdom of England happened. Massively simplified. But basically the Saxons beat the Vikings, a treaty happened and eventually the sons waged wars on the Vikings and Welsh for land gains, eventually this lead to the Kingdom of England. Scotland came much later and that is just as complicated and the winners and losers of those wars is complicated and would take too much time to type.
Britain may have been known as such in early BC although is debated. However we do know that the Romans called it Britannia in late BC which translates to Britain.
Basically in short it goes like this. Kingdom of England (England) > Kingdom of England and Wales (England and Wales) > Kingdom of Great Britain (England, Wales and Scotland) > United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland (England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland) > (Ireland independence) > United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
The union jack is literally the english and scottish flag combined with st patrick's cross...
It’s union flag
As a proud mackem, I can confirm that this is the most perfect representation of Sunderland accents in current media. Well done Dahr Man, you really hit the mark!
😂 alr lad
lol
Newcastle r clear
As a person from sunderland, i can confirm that this is what it's like here.
can't belive out of anywhere in England they could have chose they landed on Sunderland
@@caitlinb1056 hahahahahahah
As another person from Sunderland I can seconded this will is speaking the truth
Thanks for putting the subtitles in english! It's very inclusive to all your non-british speaking fans
The fact I actually was so happy when “Irish boxer” won shows how little achievements I’ve made 💀
“Man moves to Birmingham, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT!”
Who's that?
He's-
BRITISH AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
Brih'Ish
Ah, a person of culture I see
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3:19 he sounds like that guy from don’t hug me I’m scared 5 when he says “it’s all broken and on the floor”
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Well done for copying from Google
Chuffin'
Your username though 😳
What does this have to do with anything
George looking into leg extention surgery like frfr and Alex being absolutely horrified perfectly captured their personalities in a nutshell
1:17
oh oh scary oh oh shiver me timbers!
1:05 best part
Plot twist: the dad hired that bully to throw some weak ass punches so he could eventually make money off his child from UA-cam boxing matches
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What-
And it’s probably better than anything Dhar Mann has, or ever will make.
1:34 instantly turns into the best Australian accent I’ve ever heard
Love this content please dont stop the dhar mann vids i rewatch them every now and then, you guys never fail to make me laugh!!
I thought “ah okay dhar mann is funny, British version should be interesting” but holy god I wasn’t expecting the British equivalent of Engrish in the entire video.
This feels like it was written by an AI that was fed KoreanBilly videos to teach it what British people talk like
🤣🤣
This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a while, keep it up lad!
Dhar Mann is slowly trying to turn into an actual Show.
Americans have gone so far with the uk joke that we are impersonating them doing impersonations of us
tbh i’m cool with u guys but we never actually make fun of you guys, you guys have a tendency of making fun of us then getting mad when we do it back to u, gotta chill out
@@user-zc4vn7qd7x Nah, if you mention Britain anywhere in a convo some American will respond with either "bo o o wo er" or make some unoriginal joke about bad teeth. I barely see any brits making fun of America online because we know if we make one they'll attack us with the same joke over and over again lmao, so we just find it funny
@@anya6955 they always bully us
@@user-zc4vn7qd7x I never see it lol, it seems it's easier to stereotype Britain than America
@@anya6955 brits make fun of us more than we do to them, we be chilling, we joke around with them but they take it the heart
10:33 damn i didn't know alex's heart was on his shoulder
07:20 hmmm george knows a little too much about this. I wonder why
Love this video, just amazing 🤣🤣
We need to look at Dhar Mann’s search history 😂😂😂 “British stereotypes” “British UA-camrs” “British City’s” “What is the poshest British Accent” 😂😂😂
I love that this message is just if you get bullied, just learn how you can fight so you can beat up people
1:21 As someone from Sunderland i can confirm that “speckled hen” is one of our most popular insults
We need more of this
As a person from Sunderland, this is DEFINITELY how we talk. We still live in the 1800s
I once witnessed a man licking the glass balls inside the glass musuem
the fact that that is so believable
I live halfway between Newcastle and Sunderland. Indeed, I do communicate in a manner that was also used in the 1800s.
Gigachad daily grindset with these uploads big man, thank you
Honestly, they got the posh accent right (I have a dad from London and a Scottish mum)
But they said he was from Sunderland
They don’t have the mackam accent down 😂😂
This isn't the Dhar Mann video we deserved, but the Dhar Mann video we needed.
why are the accents so ridiculously posh ??? 😂 i’ve never met anyone in my life who speaks like this and i stg if that’s how they see us 🙈
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Finally its here. *Yes*
Maddest part about it for me is that the kid speaks posh but then 4/5 years later his accent totally changes even tho he hasn't moved
Posh and then Australian or New Zealand for no reason haha
Dhar in Britain: kid slaps 2 years old and takes his vape INSTANTLY REGRET IT
That was one of the best videos in a long time
9:23 I seriously can't stop laughing at how much this sounds like Skyrim music and that's what makes it so much better to watch for me
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@don't be surprised Yea, and it ain't your dad....
thanks
Cheers mate
Why
Alex and George claiming "scran" when southerners stole it from scousers and we stole it from the Scottish
everything came from the scottish 🥱🐺
@@iambatman786 I came to the Scottish tho 😩
@@iambatman786 not true i’m sorry brodie
British people imitating a british accent made my day
i literally spat my tea out when u said 'YEEEEEE COURSE'
These Dhar Mann rip-offs // bad Dhar Mann videos are like watching Ratatoing. It's painful, but there's so much to laugh at.
@Eimi Fihen♈️ listen, I like the German language, but I don’t like this.
This isn't even a rip-off. This is a genuine dhar mann video
@@europa_trees wait what
Edit - fixed comment
THE ACCENTS WHAT 😭😭
dhar mann searched “top 20 british phrases” and “how to do a british accent in 5 minutes” then made this
The only way this could get more British is if Dhar Mann actually does a scene where the kids get Freddos for lunch hahaha. Then I Will class that as British
They sound more Aussie than English 😂
"Boy Steals A Packet Of Walkers Crisps, What Happens Next Is Shocking"
I saw this Dhar Mann video last week and I could not believe no one had done a video on it I’m so happy you have
Thsi was so funny. This is the best vid ever!
the imallexx straight man fashion sense has become too strong
"I love being a nonce" - Pyro/I'mAlex 05/07/22
First it sounded Irish then Scottish and finished on australian ??? THIS IS PHENOMENAL 🤣🤣
Exactly
This is just what I needed.
Two British men reacting to fake British Dhar Mann.
Absolutely hilarious. 😂
the thing is if this was a Real british person the bully would have multiple stab wounds and the main character would be wearing a manbag
30 seconds in and I'm already losing it 🤣
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lol thanks for reviewing these and sharing these and the funny commments stay awesome dude hey you should get a holiday themed dew rag(mask) for this December with a Christmas sweater XD
As a British person I can fully relate to this video as when my dad told me to tell my bully to stop and walk away definitely didn’t end up in two broken legs and stab wound
2:27 POV: You walk into James Marriott’s bedroom
Boxing fans: "you can't bully Tony! He's a treasure!"
Exactly what I thought
He is such a nice guy though, and a really good coach. Helped me so much
“Meh naemes toeneh” what a freckle head lad
"It's like Waterloo Road"
As someone who was an extra on WLR, I can confirm it's true 😭
British dhar manns next title “road boy reveals a shank to a posh lad, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT”
why did it take me this long to realize the irony of memeulous bullying a antibully video lmao
Memeulous attempt to speak scouse is something I never thought I needed in life
idk why its so funny seeing a fellow mackam in a memeulous video
bangers and mash with a pint of milk for tea... yes... british cuisine
Thank you memeulous for this wonderful upload
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@don't be surprised lets goooo
I loved the Raul moat reference
Alex covering his hand over his mouth is just so funny and so cute