Seth Learns How to Make the Perfect Martha Stewart Martini
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- Опубліковано 1 кві 2020
- Martha Stewart talks about how she’s managing social distancing and shows Seth how to make a perfect martini.
Martha Stewart’s Perfect Martini
Servings: 8
Ingredients:
4 cups vodka or gin
1/4 cup dry vermouth
Ice cubes
Cocktail olives, caper berries or cocktail onions, for garnish
Directions:
Shake or stir 1/2 cup vodka or gin and 1 1/2 teaspoons vermouth in an ice-filled shaker. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with olives, caper berries or onions. Repeat with remaining vodka or gin and vermouth.
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"A little bit of vodka"
*Proceeds to dump the bottle*
To be fair: it was only a rest in the bottle.
I think that was a joke
She is POLISH after all. This is how we do
@@random-rr1kq Polish Power
I obviously can't speak for everybody but a great martini is probably 70/30 sweet vermouth / vodka and hardly a drop less
Loving the craziness of talk show quarantine. What god damn strangeness going on.
How the heck u not calling it quarentini
Good one 😉
She did call it that.
Martha has a goose dungeon? Kinky.
And by the way...she's well versed in isolation strategies, having served time in the joint.
Lol I’ve been making martinis at home for a bit and instantly started calling them that after quarantine! Also I really want to be Martha Stewart now that we get to see her isolation set up
“My groom is on quarantine.” #thestruggleisreal
Gail Bishop Nessman i would give you 5 ⭐️ if I could. You
Made my day
🤣💯
I think Martha Stewart needs to do home videos with her detainees!! 🙏😂❤️
You should go day drinking with Martha Stewart when things go back to “normal”.
Here's to nursing martinis and America's nurses!
I love their rapport, they seem genuinely fond of each other
Her kitchen is bigger than my apartment.
Cheers !!!
You're still more blessed than a lot of people
Awesome user name! Here's to the Captain!
Latosha Dennis
Yes, girl! Say THAT!!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
So, work your ass off for 60 years, became a brand name and a billionaire, and buy a house with a large kitchen.
What makes you think I want one ?
To be able to say , hmmm I think I wanna cook and have that kitchen with every accessory you need and every random ingredient too. I’m always out of at least five things on a recipe list💀
TP Holmes I feel ya. Went out in search of baking powder...didn’t find any.
I can't believe nobody said quarantini.
Side note, on a scale of 1-Gwenyth Paltrow, how out of touch is Martha Stewart? I'm putting her at a 9
She's more aware then Goop lady
Oh she’s a full blown GP
She can't go horseback riding without her groom, so that's pretty pathetic. She's just as bad as Paltrow.
Hasn’t Ms Stewart been to prison? So I don’t think Gwyneth should be the unit of measurement.
Well, fortunately for Martha Stewart she earned her place through hard work and dedication accomplished more in her career then most people do in a life time. She’s doing wonderful for her age and definitely deserves a little more respect then that. I’m sure she’s doing better and looking better then all the haters in these comments.ooooops...;)
PLS GET BILL HADER OR JOHN MULANEY ON THE SHOW!!!
YES! I want Stefon to tell us about the hottest quarantine nightclub!
HADER!!!!
This is the other definition of insanity.
How can you not love Martha Stewart! I believed her when she said she stitched herself. Insanity abounds.
"We were all drinking those drinks with the rhubarb liqueur, flying to Siam on Zeppelins and chatting with the Duke of Castlevania."
Every day is a good day when Martha Stewart teaches us how to make a drink.
I love her to pieces. It's so cute that she and Snoop are friends--you just know she gets all smoked up now.
She's definitely holding the gardener, driver and housekeeper against their wills.😏
She is keeping them safe. They aren't going without pay, luxurious beds...food. I would rather be there!!!
She is well known for doing that.
They are safer at her house I’m afraid than out in the general population says the nurse. I have no doubt she has guest houses and she’s feeding them. The driver isn’t driving anywhere, New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut are until strict stay at home orders. She by her personality and she’s known to be tough but may actually be saving their lives by keeping them there. It’s getting real and they are out in the country on an estate. They will be ok.
She also said she wasn’t sure when they’re going to want to go home, & they are not in her house. Sounds like they are guests and she made a funny 😁 but these are tense 😬 times, and can see how that would fly over her “detainee” joke.
Everyone who is commenting (with the exception of M.C because that was also funny) are a bunch of fucking Sheldon Coopers 🙄. Use your lockdown time to learn how sarcasm works.
Omg, I love quarantined Martha. She's tres casual. I want to be a detainee.
Did she say the quiet part out loud? Imagine keeping your staff at home so you don't have to bother with cleaning, gardening or driving yourself during quarantine...
Peasants...
I love how fond Seth is of Martha
A lovely look into how the rich feel about everyone else
Right lol I love Martha but this seemed a little out of touch...
Let me just saunter around with this fabulous Martini 🍸 while my workers help me care for the East and West wing of this place ! Lol I still love her tho
She did her own stitches though.
"You can see your family when I'm done with you." *smiles not at all evilly*
@@mgansworth78
Another self made woman billionaire.
She actually held up an overflowing bowl of fresh eggs and said, "Jealous?!" While later in the exchange Seth pointed out that it might be okay for his son to eat some sand from a sandbox because they were starting to run out of food. No response from her. I also loved when she asked if we were all planting our gardens. I can't believe she got through the bit without exclaiming, "Let them eat cake!"
"If they want their jobs, and they wanna not get sick, they're staying here."
Do we need to have a rescue operation from Martha Stewart's house? I feel like this is the beginning of a horror movie...
Seriously though, that's some really threatening language.
I don't know...I think I would rather be at her house.
I'd stay for a while...lol
Una Úlfrdottir it’s definitely someone’s idea of Hell
Glad someone else thought this!
Such a prepper!
From handicraft on HBO to Martini's on UA-cam the good life
Thank You For the absurdity of this. Wonderful, thoughtful distraction for the crazy s*** going down. Stay safe stay drunk. 😘 Seth and Martha!
OMG thank you for hosting your show again - I soooo needed this today - Thank You
"Late Night with Seth Meyers"...at 1:55 pm.
Wait a minute... something doesn't add up! XD
Anyone else thinking about how Martha Stewart's house is the exact premise to Parasite?
She is a national treasure. So much love and respect for Martha.
“You can get a little martini shaker like this”
Not sure if it’s an essential trip, MARTHA.
I don't think she meant for everybody to rush out and grab one off the shelves.
careful with knives. the hospitals are busy. great advice!
Glad to see Seth checking on his mom in these trying times
" I stitched myself up...April's Fool."
Thank you Seth Meyers, Late Night and Martha Stewart
The glitchy 'Shlorp shlorp' sound of that drink being shaken is right out of P-Hub.
Love Martha, but it would be awesome if she could manage to have a charity pick up some of those eggs at the end of her driveway to be distributed to the less fortunate. ❤️
Who are the less fortunate in her neighbor? 🤔
SD Gidney that’s why I suggested a charity that would deliver the eggs to the less fortunate.
J K I know what you meant. I was just being a little sarcastic, because Martha lives in an affluent neighborhood. Keep safe 😀
Finally something useful.I want to drink a martini now.thanks Martha.
i wish that was my kitchen :)also your a treasure Martha stay safe Seth
This American nurse thanks you.
We make ours with blueberries and just enough blue curaçao to add a bit of color.
LOVE this!
I just love this ! And honestly, I think this whole mess is bringing so many people together in many, many new ways. And keep those smiles comin’! They make a difference, despite the horror of what’s going on
Love you Martha!! Stay healthy!!
Blanket stitch is actually a real suture pattern. It’s called Ford Interlocking but it is the same as the embroidery stitch
That e-mail notification at 3:40 almost gave me a heart attack.
it's like watching Parasite all over again, huh... how prophetic
Haha, Seth was hilarious during this interview
seth's gentle but real mocking of Martha is great. She should have been self aware enough to have self mocked herself.
Sounds good!
umm she hasn’t given them a day off yet??? wtf they are detainees
Try HOSTAGES.
When we can leave our houses again, you need to do a day drinking episode with Martha!!!!!!
Martha really looks like the lovely and kind grandma of my neighbor
Love this lady, hella out there but trippy in a good way
You can’t take the woman out of the clink, but you can’t take the clink out of the woman! She said “detainees”! I love her!
Anyone else cringe when she called the “detainees”?
I kinda did, & until you mentioned it, I didn't realize how awful that description was... #outoftouch
Her comment that well they didn’t want to loose their jobs. Seriously? If she actually threatened that if they didn’t remain to help her maintain her level of living, then she is kinda messed up.
I think she was making a joke at her own expense. Remember she was a detainee and handled it with class!
No. It was a joke
🤞
Seth: "Hello, Martha!"
Camera cuts to Marth--
Me: *"Pink St. Germain?? **_What's about to happen here??_** 😐"*
Love Martha!!
Love Martha!❤️
LOVE YOU MARTHA!!!
Thanks, Seth! Thanks, Martha! 🍸
Seth Meyers is the funniest of the nighttime tv hosts. His alcohol humor is tone-deaf, though.
Love Martha Stewart
I just love Martha.
Horse back riding.. lol
TLDR;
I'm Martha Stewart, and I'm rich, suckers
"Look at all my eggs, are you jealous?"
Who wouldn’t want to be quarantined in Martha Stewart’s house?? The lucky ones
good to see Martha again.
Cheers 🥂
Gotta love Martha
Martha turns tf up. I live.
I love how annoyed, Seth is, and quietly making fun of Martha and very uneasy by her stupidity and insensitivity
I noticed that so clearly too, its kind of hilarious
Only Martha Stewart would quarentine with her gardener, her maid and her driver! What a rough life! Must be nice! I guess that's what jail does to a person! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So . . . This would be an awesome way to be in quarantine. Martha, Do you have room for one more? But, I take my martini with gin.😊
Love Martha
A lot of people comment on keeping the gardener, the housekeeper, and the driver, detainees. Realistically there can’t be much cleaning to do, she is by herself, the driver isn’t driving anywhere because of the strict stay at home orders in the New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut areas. She has guest houses that I’m sure are nice and she’s feeding them. I’m a nurse it’s probably safer there than at their homes.
Reminds me of when she got out of prison and was under "estate arrest".
Thanks Martha.
Give me pickle juice plain or with vodka. I'm good either way.
LOVE it with pickle juice. It doesn't get better than that!
I will have to try that 😉
@@latoshadennis7730 I just love pickle juice. I'll drink it, and then all the pickles get a little dry. LoL.
Its tasty and l bet you ladies never get leg cramps😊. ✌️&♥️
martha ask if i wanna see her make the perfect martini.
me: no.
“The kind of story we need right now”
I have never envied Martha Stewart for anything except for that enormous bowl of eggs.
Cmon Martha, vodka instead of gin? Isn't it early in this whole ordeal to drop all that is true and good?
Save the gin to disinfect things 😂 I'm sorry I've yet to develop a taste for it.
Goals in life. Have a farm . A gardener (again) housekeeper and a driver.
Always be a hospitable host. #ILoveMeSomeMartha #MarthaisLife
Lmfao I love how she's quarrantined with her latino workers and she's just making cocktails for everyone all day on her farm.
Yes. What are those doors to?
Love Martha .. she's awesome..
MARTHA, THAT IS NOT A MARTINI. THAT IS A _VODKA_ MARTINI.
Given your refusal of embarrassment, though (which I heartily applaud), I retract my outrage. Bottoms up.
Martha's idea of roughing it : drinking a martini out of a regular wine glass.
She really murdered the name Noilly Prat.
Then I listened on, and she murdered Aperol Spritz as well.
Is Seth really reading “The Thorn Birds”?!
That looks more than “a little bit of vodka.” Also, shaker is more exciting to use if you don’t hold the little cap at the top.
You need Aviator Gin an RR for a Quarantini.
Martha stewart you are amazing.
She cracks me up. Rofl
....Waited for her to drop the bowl.
I’m beyond jealous. I bought crappy Walmart eggs today because NOBODY else had them in stock in my town 😭
Martha... can I be in your Xmas list??? Lol.
SETH: “uhhh... ur not like embarrassed you don’t have martini glasses??” Lol 😂. Seth your priceless
“Uhhhh............ sex on the beach”????...... huh????
And definitely cheers to nurses. They will be the lifeline in our near future 😁
0:48 Martha Stewart in a pandemic, explaining that she can go horseback riding again *once her groom comes back from quarantine on Saturday* is probably the worst thing she's ever done-and this woman has been to JAIL.
Beatnik .... get ... off ... Martha’s ... back ... Martha Stewart has been a wife, a mother, an entrepreneur, and an American institution. She deserves the comfort and luxury that she has earned and paid for herself. She has been “Martha Stewart“ for over 30 years and when you pay your dues and then complain about a deprivation that is a luxury to the rest of us, I won’t begrudge you your complaint.
@@Jasper7182009 I don't think you understand my critique. She is making her staff come in to groom her horses during a global pandemic, where people are meant to shelter in place, and she's counting the days her groom can come back from quarantine. To. Groom. Her. Horses. She's basically Marie Antoinette at this point and I'm not having it.
@@beatnikmary it's actually a pretty safe job because who is going to give you Covid-19 in a barn? I'm sure they are well-compensated as are her staff that are in quarantine with her. She's a 79 year-old woman living alone and has the means to pay for a few people to make sure there is someone there if someone happened to her. She cooks for them and gives them booze. It's not the worst f***ing job in the world. They have their own living quarters.
For heavens sake, she has worked hard for her money, for many years, creative, loved her Mother..a little lightness in these dark times.
Is Martha on day release??? I had no idea criminals were fair game the late nights
Martha Stewart is hilarious 😂
This is wild 😳
Martha Stewart's surgical kit! Great show! She's a hoot!
I want to know what use Martha Stewart finds for a glut of eggs.