I go to my girlfriend's house. She lets me know she's having girls night at her friends location. I say I'm down for that. I expect make up, silly talks and dumb fun. She takes me to a bridge. Her friends are there and they welcome us. I'm confused. Her friends jump off I'm scared. My girlfriend grabs my hands and whispers to me. "it's girls night" before she jumps off
9:17 “If he wasn’t slept, I woulda killed him, all the sleeps fault!” *ahh yes, a completely immobilized enemy in front of me, I missed because he was completely immobilized!*
@6:09 Sigma's eyes light up at the exact same time as the line 'I usually get coffee for successful actors,' and it's just hilarious for me for some reason lol... 'That roast...was magnificent, wasn't it?'
pro genji strat: when the enemy team know you have ult, dash upwards in the air and just let yourself fall to the ground, dont ult or anything. their supports will ult and then youve easily baited their support ults
I was checking to see if my friend uploaded this video he was planning on uploading and I am greeted with "Salty Phish uploaded 11 minutes ago" and I jumped on that so fast you cannot BELIEVE
You should play mafia where there’s one thrower on each team, and you have to guess who’s throwing. That wouldn't work though, because everyone would just guess phish
“Girls night is just a suicide pact”
Relatable
Wouldn’t you be dead?
Chair Table bold of you to assume I’m not
ZY Gamer I didn’t assume I asked there’s a difference
Chair Table oh well then yes
Never have I wanted to be a girl more
Yee: shoots through platform to kill like a pro hacker
Also Yee: misses 5 shots on a sleeping target
Xervelgarde he wasn’t going poggy woggy
Just to add, a BIG TARGET
Wait when was that
CLOWN
JACBRG Kk
“Dude, just clap her cheeks”
I wish it was that easy
4Head
@@lightningvolt3150 5Head*
C Dude The heck that’s your sister [joke]
Lmao 666 likes
Girls night got nothing on Animal hours
I think we all know what Salty’s tournament would be called...
The Phish bowl
I would actually love to be in a tournament with that name 😂
please do it
Ok but hear me out, The Phish Barrel?
Losers bracket should be the Phish barrel
u are the future
Yee can ONLY hit shots on moving targets. He is like a t rex, if the other team stood completely still he wouldn't even know they were there
Yea I'm pretty sure I'm like that too execpt. I can't hit air born targets
We need more Essie content, she's friggin hilarious
SIMP
Simp
Let's start a trend #simp
Wtf does friggin mean
SIMP
6:08 even Sigma heard that roast
That holy shit face was awesome lol
10:33 Hey Salty how serious are you about that because I'm sure that there would be lots of people interested?
I would definitely sign up!
Joe Stout same here!
i sure hope so
It'll probably just be his twitch subs like xqc's one
He is
I love how at 6:08 Sigma freaks out as soon as Twobold says that.
11:30 he is a true hog main you got to try and hook everything in sight
In all honesty. A community tournament would be sick. Imagine the team names:
yeah, I'd love to see that
Salty Phish Fan Account vs. Lucio Content for the finals
Problem is that most overwatch players are on consoles
Hanzo gamers vs cringy content
Clapping Cheeks
Finally the Lucio content we deserve
Edit: God damn it it's already over
It hurts
i am LOVING these consistent uploads holy shit
I go to my girlfriend's house.
She lets me know she's having girls night at her friends location.
I say I'm down for that.
I expect make up, silly talks and dumb fun.
She takes me to a bridge.
Her friends are there and they welcome us.
I'm confused.
Her friends jump off
I'm scared.
My girlfriend grabs my hands and whispers to me.
"it's girls night" before she jumps off
TheSteamStream pog
More like pepemeltdown
Anyone know if real?
Dwight vibes
Conrad Korbol think he just sayin what they did not the vid, when they jumped off
You really gotta pay the girls for their time. They got me laughing so hard.
Matthew Curlee I’m sure he did he is probably used to paying girls for their services
same! these girls are damn funny
Bluespellmaster8 salty doesnt want us talking about that
Pay us for our services 😤
Simp
Homeboi
"I don't know how to say we should move our relationship to the next level"
Me
0:51
Broom.
broom
Broom
broom
Broom
broom
6:09 Even sigma opened his eyes wider at the burn lmao
8:10 That mercy is legit playing mary had a little lamb. Did anyone notice that?
She could also be playing twinkle twinkle little star
Nooooooooo what else she be playing
6:08 Look at the sigma. Perfect timing
7:17 yes i left because his power was to strong
Ok
Song?
CyberStrike Beast stereo sayan 3d lezbeepic remix
@@tyledon1395 many thanks
Me in the first few seconds of the video: Is that some
*LUCIO CONTENT?!?!*
This is legitimately the best Salty Phish video ever uploaded, you need more girls nights
5:15 Phish.... I THOUGHT YOU MADE A OATH
He did and havnt broken it yet. He is playing hanzo yes, but he is not shooting cause he binded off his mouse1 to attack with hanzo :)
Mathias Jensen fun fact he blinded his shoot button on hanzo to brackets on the keyboard
Its fun game he has to to win
3:48 May all fellow Rats give a solute to our brother Synergy for his efforts of showing the world rats unlimited power
I did my best
No plugs? How am I supposed to know to go to twitch.tv/saltyphish ??!!
9:17 “If he wasn’t slept, I woulda killed him, all the sleeps fault!”
*ahh yes, a completely immobilized enemy in front of me, I missed because he was completely immobilized!*
This is one of the funniest eps I'm crying
Phish hinting at the phishbowl before the phishbowl was thought of
10:58 those are Spy main plays right there
i love how wholesome they are sometimes lmao
8:44 I actually thought u were gonna go in front of her and deflect the ult and save her like a heroic/romance scene and now I'm mad
The foreshadowing of the tournament in this vid
8:15 i nearly choked on a french fry and died, holy shit that got me
@6:09 Sigma's eyes light up at the exact same time as the line 'I usually get coffee for successful actors,' and it's just hilarious for me for some reason lol...
'That roast...was magnificent, wasn't it?'
That Junkrat: You just need good aim to kill Phara
Me: Yeah but it's easier to yeet myself in her face
Pharahs are just as open to be spammed out as anything else. I was shooting at him for like a whole minute before that happened.
Which is why it's easier to use mines to launch at her and blast her.
Salty I love you so much, u genuinely make me laugh and when I see an upload I get excited. Keep doing what ur doing :)
Phish : can we have a tournament with brackets and stuff?
Phish in may : The Phish Bowl
6:07 even sigma reacts to the burn, dam
Nice copied comment
This episode was the start of the phish bowl
i get HYPED when salty uploads aaa
You Know it’s a weird one when Phish is feeling uncomfortable. 🤣
pro genji strat: when the enemy team know you have ult, dash upwards in the air and just let yourself fall to the ground, dont ult or anything. their supports will ult and then youve easily baited their support ults
Clapping cheeks can mean beating someone up, if they’re a masochist
Wow! What great content! If only there was a way I could see more, maybe even on a livestream! If only such a twitch channel existed!
Torbjorn charging up is way too powerful
6:06 Sigma's reaction was just perfect lol.
6:05 I like how when twobold roasts phish sigmas eyes get all surprised
"do you guys think i have a big enough community now that I could actually host a legitimate tournament with full teams of 6"
FORESHADOWING
10:27 THE SOLDIER WAS LOOONG
i appreciate the consistent uploads
11:02 Phish is going back to his routes as a Spy main
The Spy
HANDS DOWN THE BEST CLIP!
@@alexdubert6190 le spy
THE CLAP THEM CHEEKS, O GOD I THOUGH IT MEANT TO BEAT THEM UP TOO..
This upload helped me survivid through my day.
I love this new upload schedule
3:15 well...he could be a top 🤷♂️
6:07 Sigma heard that roast
6:08 even sigma was shocked by the burn
6:09 Roast so good, even sigma was shook
Heh imagine if phish actually made a tournament and called it the phish bowl, that would be so weird
Heh
“That’s how you weed out the weak” 😂
6:11 Sigma's eyes perfectly acted for the joke. Not kidding. T'was great
He actually went through with the tournament what a guy
6:09 Please notice how perfectly syncronized is Sigma's expression XD
I was checking to see if my friend uploaded this video he was planning on uploading and I am greeted with "Salty Phish uploaded 11 minutes ago" and I jumped on that so fast you cannot BELIEVE
Hell yeah, one of my fave UA-camrs. LOVE YOU PHISH
I’m liking the more common uploads Phish and Co
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS I HAVE WATCHED ALL OF THEM LIKE 4 TIMES
Salty Phish is actually uploading consistently. I never thought I'd live to see the day
Damnit i was watching a Salty Phish video, this better be good.
That whole thing with the piano Mercy was hilarious
10:34 : throwback to when phish foreshadowed the phish bowl
10:35 and thus, phish started planning the phish bowl
I love how at the end of the video, it looks like Mei is about to dance to the outro
The story about the guy who pretends to be gay was so funny. 😂
At 6:10 when hey says the comback joke sigma raises his eyes nearly exactly when he says it
So many uploads in such a short amount of time I love it, I love u salty phish no homo
"Girls night is just a suicide pact"
How do I join?
He really made the tourney folks
Your vids give me life
“Alexa! Remind me tomorrow. Tell Phish he got FUCKED!” is so fucking funny
“The lord works in mysterious ways”
Phish: “yeah I do!”
It's all fun and games til Phish actually makes a tournament
Yo this was the foreshadowing of the phish bowl
Your videos always make me laugh
12:25 why was mei on beat with the outro 😭
Omg i was just rewatching old videos and found you talking about making a tournament and it became the phish bowl
7:24 I wanna know the song papi
Undertale - Megalovania (Oscar Santos EDM Remix 2019) the clip from this vid is 1:24 in the song
that torb in the middle of the vid was hilarious
6:00 Sigma's eyes widen when phish gets burned. Lmao
Simp of the year goes to Salty Phish
12:14 the equivalent to being behind the dancing kid on the jumbotron
6:08 SIGMAS EYES BRO
The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.
(6:12)
love the Fast uploads. keep it up.
6:08 Even Sigma thought that was an epic roast.
You should play mafia where there’s one thrower on each team, and you have to guess who’s throwing. That wouldn't work though, because everyone would just guess phish
That Mercy playing the piano was my favorite clip, especially since she was made out to be a huge threat if she was even a little bit upset.
we're not gonna talk about how sigma's eyes bulged when that roast caime