THE TOUGHEST GUY EVER!!! Reacting to "Steven Seagal: Certified Tough Guy" - JonTron
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last fun fact: steven was notorious for being extra violent with stuntmen. he was so full of himself that he said because of his training, he couldn't be knocked out or choked out and dared one of the stuntmen to try. one of the stunt coordinators did accept the challenge.
the issue was the guy was gene lebell, the godfather of grappling, a seasoned martial artist and all around tough old bastard. gene locked in a chokehold and not only did steven pass out but he reportedly shit his pants.
I remember learning about Gene LeBell as a pro wrestling fan when Daniel Bryan/Bryan Danielson started using a legit stretch submission as a finisher and called it the LeBell Lock (and referenced him a few times in promos as well, as a respect thing).
When I heard the story about Gene and Seagal's reported confrontation later, I knew exactly where the story was going the moment I saw Gene's name come up, and I was not disappointed. You gotta love stories of the arrogant bully getting his comeuppance.
There’s no way….
LMAOO
So stupid,Steven has to talk shít because he thinks everyone is afraid of him.
Van Damme would take him to school,what the hell is aikido compared to Muay Thai,Tae kwon do or Shotokan Karate?
And not to mention the comparison between their physical condition because Steven is taller but his height has no substance compared to Van Damme's shape and athleticism and a guy like this who is a real martial artist should know this better.
fun fact: steven seagal ran from jean-claude van damme. you see, for years, steven had been talking shit about other action star for not being legit fighters like him. his main target was always JC. so at a party, jean confronted steven and told him that they can just go outside and fight. steven...........backed out and left the party. JC followed him to a club and asked him to step outside. steven fled the scene.
and to put more swag on the story. the party was being hosted by sly Stallone.
JCVD was a ballet dancer, that's why he's so good with splits. Then he started learning all the kicky martial arts. He's like if Sanji were a real person.
I 100% believe that this was the only reason Sly invites Seagal in the first place.
Right now according to seagal he's in occupied Ukraine trying to make a documentary saying that Russia has committed no war crimes. He's not just quirky or rude he's a legitimately bad person.
Russia hasn't committed war crimes, not of note anyway. And they are fighting literal nazis. Stop drinking the Kool aid.
Please tell me that’s a joke
@@hornherodog it isn't a joke.
Is anyone actually surprised, considering how close he is to Putin and Lukashenko?
So long as this becomes a "I was trying to defend my country but what in the world, Russia come on" moment I could forgive him, like that time flat earthers got their own Netflix series or something, and tried to prove the earth was flat but realized that it's actually not
But if not yeah come on man that's too much love for your country.
This is why you should be allowed to call out your country's mistakes
To better clarify, Aikedo isn't a fake form of martial arts, its a fully defensive (and weak) form. This also means any exhibitions for it are fake.
Basically an aikedo exhibition can't be real and is always fake.
Its also basically all just rolling, dodging out of the way, and tripping people to oversimplify
"I'm an expert marksman"
Shoots a 22 while cop shoots 9mm
2:58 - 3:02 think Duck's brain needed time to load, after Jon explained and showed what Aikido was and Duck can only respond by repeating his first question.
Fun fact: Dan Hibiki, the worst martial artist in street fighter who wears a pink gi, was based off of Steven Seagal
Yes he was, but the character of Dan in the games is far far greater as a person than Seagal has ever been
@@ShadowlarDan Hibiki, Street Fighter character based (aesthetically) on Steven Seagal.
Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat character based on Jean-Claude Van Damme.
The crossover writes itself.
(I personally like to think Dan, again going completely contrary to how Seagal acts irl, would actively admire Cage, be a big fan of his movies, and try to be his friend)
He is also a dick to his stunt workers, hits them full force and injured a few (he is the most hated actor by stuntmmen because of it). One of them got revenge on him though. Seagal said he could get out of any hold the stuntman could do, the stuntman agreed to help demonstrate, put him in a choke hold and seagal not only passed out but pooped his pants.
I bet Steven loves this
It was a well known fighter who choked him actually
@@Dr.HooWho but I think he was also working as a stuntman.
Aikido isn't really a fake martial art. It's more like... the weakest martial art. Bottom of the food chain weakest
Also, the best way to sum up Steven Seagal is this; "You look Native American, you act Asian, your name is possibly Jewish. What are you? He fat."
I agree. Aikido is not necessarily "fake", as its the people that pretend that with some Aikido practice you are going to beat up 10 guys at the same time by swipping your arm two times, just to sell you their BS courses
@@ero-senninsama1734 like most bad in actual practice martial arts there are little nuggets of actually useful techniques.
How difficult is it to be a black belt?
@@theduckgoesmoo It usually takes years of hard work and dedication to become a black belt in any martial art. Like, maybe a decade, I wanna say?
@@drakeware655 dann then it's too late for me
When Duck starts arguing about firearms during the lawman segment of this video, you know we as regular viewers have struck gold. XD
6:25 Dude, Minsk is the CAPITAL CITY of Belarus. So yes, the President of Belarus does live in Belarus.
Belarus is not a country
I love your pfp
Oh lord no
@@TheKingofGods69420 Uhhhh... Maybe not in actuality but officially:
"Belarus, officially the Republic of Belarus, is a landlocked country in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest."
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To answer the question about the spongebob pop, the eyes are actually gumballs while the pop itself is fruit punch and cotton candy flavored.
"I didn't expect to see guns in this" I didn't expect you to argue about guns in this 😂
A 1911 is like the worst service Weapon imaginable
@@theduckgoesmoo
Tell that to all the Sheriffs, and some cops, still running around with six shooters.
Glad we Germans don't have this problem.
We just had the problem of using Sig Sauers till 2017 instead of using H&K which is better and happens to be German.
I love that the only thing doesn't understand more than pop culture references is geography
Or animals
Aikido isn't exactly "made up": it's an expression of a limited selection of martial techniques made to comply with and foster a specific philosophical view, and originally founded by somebody who seems to have been a very legitimate fighter. It isn't a very practical martial art on its own, but it can occasionally work in real life; it is normally practiced with the full cooperation of a partner in a fairly stylized form. It is also very ironically mismatched with Steven Seagal's approach to either philosophy, life, or martial arts. (The choice seems to have come from him marrying a Japanese woman whose family ran an aikido dojo. And I have edited the preceding sentence three times to avoid saying things that wouldn't be entirely on topic.)
*Dude, Minsk is IN Belarus.* -_-
It's so ironic, people nowadays have the biggest source of knowledge at their fingertips and yet they seem to know less and less.
So why did Jon make a big deal out of it?
@@theduckgoesmooIt was worded awkwardly but he was pointing out the inherent ridiculousness of Lukashenko inviting Steven Seagal to an official government building. That or maybe the irony of said official government building of a country described as Europe's last dictatorship being called "Independence Palace." Not sure.
19:41 He's referring to Michael Jai White, who co-starred with him in Exit Wounds, but is more famous for playing Spawn in the eponymous 1997 film and Black Dynamite in the eponymous film and subsequent Adult Swim cartoon. He has trained in nine martial arts but I suppose that pales in comparison to Seagal's pseudo-aikido.
I'm a little disappointed that Jon didn't go into Seagal's latter-day output as most of it is shlocky Tubi/Direct-to-DVD fodder where he barely performs any stunts and was probably produced as part of a Balkan money laundering scheme
Among these movies is a part that has him walk across a room, and they have to cut it like ten times because he apparently winded himself WALKING.
Mista GG has some great reviews of his newer movies, and it's always the same. He's got top billing and takes a significant part of the poster, while he's in maybe 15% of the movie, and any possibly talented and hard working people are dragged down by his awful. Also he seems to want to appear invincible these days, so even in the final fight, the bad guy can't land a single hit on him.
@@SyxxPunk Forget walking. He sounds winded when he TALKS in some of them.
Pseudokido...I like it! XD
Aikido is a legitimate martial art, but it has little if any use in actual combat. Much like Tai Chi.
The core principal of redirecting an opponent's movements just isn't effective as even blindly charging someone.
Even though the techniques aren't necessarily viable, a martial artist can still find elements of it they can apply to their own style.
It's still very much based in reality. Not like it's some sketchy old guy who claims to be a thousand year old sage telling you that you could shoot energy blasts out of your palms if you practice your forms every day.
Aikido (real aikido, not whatever was going on here), is one of those martial arts that isn't as much about the martial part as it is the art part. Kinda like capoeira, which is combat breakdancing.
I mean the 1911 is still a decent service weapon and overall still good sidearm to have, it just that depending the version given, it could be a terrible service weapon due to a version having a high amount of maintenance, or would be very good/decent if the version being used doesn’t require much maintenance. It’s just that easier to maintain side arms were created and for much different uses is why some officer’s prefer something over the 1911. Just depends on the model and the person’s presence.
13:18 careful with that, dont want to get demonetized by showing guns
Talking shit about Chuck Norris for his age, when this is a man who had ten tournament wins to two losses, and CREATED his own martial arts style, Chun-kuk-do.
To be fair, all martial arts are made up to some level.
I think I have to give you credit for actually knowing Jay Leno, and acknowledging he’s funny. Also that Sandler comparison is really interesting to think about, lol
Aikido, a long time ago, was rather brutal.
But nowadays it's almost to the level of those "no-touch" martial arts.
No, Minsk is the capital city of Belarus
That SpongeBob pop was the thoughest guy in this video
Because people here are giving only facts, I remember someone commented they want to see California Games by Jontron, so you can make them happy
1911s can function as a service pistol, and do the job. But I agree it is an odd choice there are generally better options.
6:17 You're right Kyle, the whole place is a just a big Bela-ruse
i just rewatched this video yesterday, funny timing
He said Michael Jai White, not John Wayne.
… Minsk is the capitol of Belarus
Steven Seagal looking like a modern-day Ghengis Khan is the revelation that I didn't know I needed.
EDIT: Aikido isn't a FAKE martial art per se, it's just a martial art solely focused on defending yourself...that doesn't work against pretty much any other martial art. One of those things that's worth learning the basics for an average person if they want to, but calling yourself a martial artist would be eyebrow-raising.
Also, CallMeKevin did a fantastic video on Steven Seagal that goes a little more in-depth while still keeping it light. Definitely worth a watch.
In all honesty it’s kinda even gone away from that it’s kinda become a show rather then any sort of fighting style. Sure there are nuggets of actually usable techniques but that’s just leftovers from when it was a legitimate martial art. Which this is the case for most bad martial arts.
If you want to know where he is now, most likely in occupied Ukraine defending the russians.
….. wow
Kyle: Is that a 1911?! PISS OFF! Does anyone use a 1911 as a service weapon?!
The FBI and the U.S. Military: ಠ_ಠ
Did a 1911 call you mom fat or something?
Why do you hate it so much? xD
Nope actually one of my favorite guns and the first pistol I ever shot! It’s just not a great police gun since it’s a low capacity magazine and slow bullet speed
@@theduckgoesmoo Well alright then. Kinda odd though, You'd think you'd be happy to see your first pistol instead of popping a vein. xD
And yes Police don't usually use it.
The FBI and the U.S. Military do. xD
@@theduckgoesmoo I would also like to point out that the type of gun doesn't decide the speed of the bullet. xD
The bullet itself does that. xD
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Belarus is a real country, (officially) separate from Russia. John Oliver on "Last Week Tonight" did a story on its President a little over a year ago.
Tell me, how does the boot you’re licking taste?
So yeah😅
The eyes are gumballs
0:39 You really think he looks like a modern genghis khan? Gee, he might be onto something with the russian mongol thing, then...
day 96 of asking Duck to react to the Titenic Song by Schmoyoho.....
(I like every video, just so you know!)
oooh has this guy reacted to SUperEyepatchWolf yet?
Nope who’s that?
@@theduckgoesmoo a UA-cam content creator who has (among other things) covered the kinds of fake martial arts Steven Seagal preaches.
day 93 of asking for a martincitopants reaction ( sundays are my days of, the dream will never die )
But adam sandler is actually a good actor.
i have a video recommendation in mind but i need to ask first, have you seen john wick?
Uh, 6'4" is pretty tall. How tall are you that being over 6 feet tall isn't that tall?
I’m 6’1 but my father is 6’4 and my brother is 6’3 so I’m used to that being a normal height
@@theduckgoesmoo
Well you and yours height is above average. Average height for men in America is 5'9". Apparently your family comes from Viking stock. Any Scandinavians in your family tree?
@@gilbertotabares8196 ahh not that I know of my dads side is Polish/Hungarian and Italian
Aikido is more like Taichi, not for real street fight combat like Karate or Judo are, Aikido is more like Taekwondo, its mostly for show or sports but not real street fight style combat.
Aikido is not a fake martial art, just very few people actually knows how to fight with it.
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Oh boy this'll be good
As usual my vote is for Howling II lol