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  • Опубліковано 25 вер 2024
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  • @kupotenshi
    @kupotenshi 6 років тому +5111

    This was physically draining to watch like I had a beach day too

    • @bominable4256
      @bominable4256 3 роки тому +14

      okay but why does this have no replies?

    • @pbjracing14yearsago49
      @pbjracing14yearsago49 2 роки тому +16

      @@bominable4256 we're all too drained from this video to reply

  • @TVDandTrueBlood
    @TVDandTrueBlood 6 років тому +5209

    Wow that video felt really long for being just two minutes. You really emulated the feeling of an entire day well

    • @Pebphiz
      @Pebphiz 6 років тому +185

      CeCe Smith Even though most this stuff is just wacky skits, I get the impression that both Brian and Steph are actually really good directors.

    • @girltwink0
      @girltwink0 6 років тому +80

      I didn’t notice it was two minutes until I read your comment. it felt really long

    • @VanJA2102
      @VanJA2102 6 років тому +11

      I 100% agree.

    • @DoubleDragonTarot
      @DoubleDragonTarot 6 років тому +7

      THIS!

    • @ArloKnudsenFit
      @ArloKnudsenFit 4 роки тому +1

      THIS!!!!

  • @EmmaDancesNever
    @EmmaDancesNever 6 років тому +2362

    “we have to GET THERE because every time once you GET THERE, then it’s FUN”

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 5 років тому +127

      honestly me hyping myself up to do literally anything

    • @ditkind1340
      @ditkind1340 4 роки тому +30

      That’s what my mum always says lol.
      She lies every time.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 3 роки тому +3

      @@MichaelaBelle lmao same

  • @k54ltyd28
    @k54ltyd28 6 років тому +2811

    the shot in the restaurant was amazing. only a few seconds, no dialogue, just the blaring background noise and Steph's face communicated everything. i could write a 1000 word essay on that feeling and not say as much.

  • @sunkenmoons
    @sunkenmoons 6 років тому +1393

    There's something so casual yet so surrealistic about your videos

    • @athenachen7770
      @athenachen7770 6 років тому +3

      My friend doesn't want to say anything but she made your icon and when she saw this comment she flipped out

    • @sunkenmoons
      @sunkenmoons 6 років тому +1

      Athena Chen omg im sorry, if she wants it removed I can!! I had this icon for like 2 years, tell your friend I love her

    • @athenachen7770
      @athenachen7770 6 років тому +7

      haha no I meant she loves it she's really flattered! It's also a nice surprise to find another NMTD fan, in the comments section of a completely unrelated video and in 2018 no less

    • @sunkenmoons
      @sunkenmoons 6 років тому +1

      Athena Chen exactly what i was thinking!! The only common point NMTD has with Brian is that they both deserve so much more recognition!! nmtd/lolilo has been in my life for a while now it feels good to stumble upon you two

    • @bernardfarquharson3275
      @bernardfarquharson3275 5 років тому +16

      I’m just here from the future knowing nothing about what you guys are talking about but just chiming in that this was a really fucking cute exchange.

  • @justgalactic7711
    @justgalactic7711 6 років тому +4616

    Stephanie and Brian both look like they're in a constant state of disassociation and it's honestly such a mood

    • @jazzidreamer
      @jazzidreamer 6 років тому +60

      Dots Of Life well, more a lack of a mood

    • @peenprincess
      @peenprincess 6 років тому +15

      MOOD

    • @mariaarevalo1331
      @mariaarevalo1331 6 років тому +14

      Dots Of Life BIG MOOD

    • @swans184
      @swans184 6 років тому +56

      They care so little and look so fabulous while doing it

    • @edunoeduno4980
      @edunoeduno4980 5 років тому +14

      when you millennial fucks say "a mood" it puts me in a mood

  • @morganalexander8883
    @morganalexander8883 6 років тому +1000

    I don’t know why but the soft placement of the lawn chairs at the end KILLED me

    • @samrusoff
      @samrusoff 5 років тому +36

      such a stark contrast to the handling of the chairs earlier in the day. truly telling

    • @Spottedleaf14
      @Spottedleaf14 4 роки тому +28

      the resignment to once again sacrificing lawn chairs to the spiders until the next Beach Day

  • @AshkanKiani
    @AshkanKiani 6 років тому +575

    Throwing the chairs around the whole day and then gently placing them back was 👌

  • @raspberrybush
    @raspberrybush 6 років тому +1991

    the cinnamontography, GROUNDBREAKING

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 5 років тому +20

      As is your spelling of the word :D

    • @msteresa653
      @msteresa653 Рік тому

      I will never spell it another way

  • @Maurenriques
    @Maurenriques 6 років тому +1957

    This is SO CHAOTIC and there is SO MUCH HAPPENING, but somehow I relate to all of this in a spiritual level.

    • @r------
      @r------ 5 років тому +9

      Seek help

  • @AnthonyPadilla
    @AnthonyPadilla 6 років тому +573

    this is incredible on all fronts

  • @cowgrlbebop
    @cowgrlbebop 4 роки тому +99

    your whole channel is like an intensely specific catalogue of the human experience

  • @iyadnaseer8356
    @iyadnaseer8356 6 років тому +764

    So... when are you signing onto Netflix and making a show out of these skits because this is gold

    • @THRILLHO10
      @THRILLHO10 6 років тому +2

      Iyad Naseer Either that or SNL!!!!

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 5 років тому

      He's already made shows that had scripts with a lot of similarities to these skits, though.

    • @myrgo1648
      @myrgo1648 3 роки тому +2

      You wrote this two years ago and I’m still waiting for this.

    • @TigerPrawn_
      @TigerPrawn_ 9 місяців тому

      Yeah but things turn to shit when Netflix gets their hands on them

  • @cianrobles8013
    @cianrobles8013 2 роки тому +51

    this has the energy of a long, draining family road trip. the stressful/frantic getting ready period that lasts an eternity, the suffocating car ride, buying cheap plastic toys at a gas station, barely staying awake while sitting at an unnaturally noisy restaurant, being relieved to finally get home...

  • @henry_brown
    @henry_brown 6 років тому +267

    y'all really just spent a whole day in character huh

  • @gracefulrainbows7904
    @gracefulrainbows7904 6 років тому +187

    The chaos, the jackets, the spiders- truly an out of body experience watching this

  • @TheDongSooYeoUnBox
    @TheDongSooYeoUnBox 6 років тому +189

    I'm distressed about how painfully accurate this is. It's like watching flashbacks.

    • @leuvenfra
      @leuvenfra 4 роки тому +2

      It's got me laughing manically

  • @ems3805
    @ems3805 6 років тому +238

    I relate to this exact scenario in no way at all but somehow it speaks directly to my soul and that is how I usually feel after watching your videos

  • @AdventureswithBay
    @AdventureswithBay 6 років тому +694

    $500 for towels! LOL

    • @AnxiousGary
      @AnxiousGary 6 років тому +21

      Right? That won't even pay for a gallon of milk!

    • @shirover6533
      @shirover6533 6 років тому +1

      too real

    • @kbs1212
      @kbs1212 5 років тому

      White culture 👍🏼

  • @caveghoul
    @caveghoul 6 років тому +134

    i love how long “BEACH DAY” stayed on the screen in the beginning

  • @emyg494
    @emyg494 6 років тому +59

    The 500 dollar towels part reminded me of arrested development -' It's one banana Michael, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?'

    • @Khymeira
      @Khymeira 6 років тому +1

      omg YES

    • @Kirasanban
      @Kirasanban 3 роки тому +2

      There’s always money in the banana stand

  • @SunjayVideos
    @SunjayVideos 5 років тому +22

    I love how this shows the disconnect between the experiencing self and the narrative self

    • @EditsByLyra
      @EditsByLyra 3 роки тому +1

      Very true

    • @ChitBere
      @ChitBere 3 роки тому +1

      Could you tell me more about it? I'm very interested in why you feel that way.

  • @dreamboi6338
    @dreamboi6338 6 років тому +63

    is anybody else just staring and mentally disassociating for a good 5 minutes after this video ended. like damn.I just experienced a full exhausting day in 2 minutes and 20 seconds. GROUNDBREAKING

  • @lucas.daniel
    @lucas.daniel 6 років тому +86

    Beach day for my friend Jess and I is waking up at 11:00 AM and deciding it is beach day, and then we leave at 2:30 because we went for "extended brunch", and then get there at like 4:00 because we went for coffee somewhere. Then we sit on the beach for 20 min and tell ourselves "well we better make the most of what we have left!" And then it starts raining so we drive back to the city and go for dinner to talk about our "fun day at the beach."

    • @ravena.3762
      @ravena.3762 3 роки тому +1

      yo beach day in cold places are only fun when you are not in the beach.

    • @catonfloor_9841
      @catonfloor_9841 3 роки тому

      Everytime

    • @catonfloor_9841
      @catonfloor_9841 3 роки тому +1

      I swear I’ve never been to the beach and had it be actually really warm and nice maybe when I was a kid never when I helped plan it

    • @ravena.3762
      @ravena.3762 3 роки тому +4

      @@catonfloor_9841 I live in Brazil really close to the beach and before quarentine i rembember going to the beach almost everday, you have to go at 8:00/9:00 and come back home at 15:00/16:00 so you can get the sun...

  • @debtheskep.30
    @debtheskep.30 6 років тому +91

    I SWEAR STEPHANIE AND BRYAN ARE THE FUTURE

  • @joel.jpgvid
    @joel.jpgvid 6 років тому +48

    "if there are spiders on them, I can't touch them."
    *me*

  • @LilyLeeTracy
    @LilyLeeTracy 6 років тому +389

    i randomly typed beach day into the search bar and i'm so glad i did

  • @hannah.montana2194
    @hannah.montana2194 6 років тому +122

    This is art in its purest form

  • @thomaslawson1059
    @thomaslawson1059 6 років тому +10

    This is like an acid flashback trying to teach me why I need to do more with my life, and I thank you for that Brian. Have a spectacular day.

  • @madanonymous
    @madanonymous 6 років тому +94

    I'm just like the parasol. Gone. This was too funny.

    • @thitchin
      @thitchin 2 роки тому

      And neither of them so much as blinked.

  • @sooof1839
    @sooof1839 6 років тому +203

    hahaha did you zoom in on brians face because she broke character when the parasol blew away?

    • @guiafb99
      @guiafb99 6 років тому +8

      sooof1839 why would you assume that?

    • @sooof1839
      @sooof1839 6 років тому +35

      Guilherme Franco cuzzz I she held character for a really long time but it was obviously not scripted so Id totally get it if she cracked up

    • @passwordyeah729
      @passwordyeah729 5 років тому

      I think she broke character just as the camera zoomed in, making it an accidental but well-timed cutaway.

  • @firewordsparkler
    @firewordsparkler 6 років тому +11

    "we have to GET THERE because every time once you GET THERE it's fun"

  • @MoisesNieto
    @MoisesNieto 6 років тому +106

    That was fun!

  • @carlychristianson
    @carlychristianson 4 роки тому +13

    this video is a masterpiece and captures the exact feeling of beach day. im shook

  • @annaburke8537
    @annaburke8537 3 роки тому +6

    Nothing has ever been captured so perfectly

    • @outsetalec
      @outsetalec 3 роки тому +2

      For real. This is literally what all of adulthood feels like.

  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 6 років тому +25

    Brian, you’re so awesome!!! You’ve literally MADE my senior year lmao. My friend Connor and I fangirl every one of your videos so aggressively...

  • @JayT19851
    @JayT19851 6 років тому +2

    Holy crap this is giving me real life Will & Grace and I’m living it.

  • @waffleiron55
    @waffleiron55 6 років тому +235

    Steph is so pretty she makes me straight-curious 😩

    • @jennifrsbody
      @jennifrsbody 6 років тому +15

      Matthew Hager that’s a new one

    • @shloopy5
      @shloopy5 6 років тому +62

      Actually I think you would still be bi-curious, wouldn't you?

    • @shloopy5
      @shloopy5 6 років тому +1

      Matthew Hager Haha ;)

    • @Rybz
      @Rybz 5 років тому

      gay-curious

  • @peterwuornos8533
    @peterwuornos8533 6 років тому +51

    How are your skits so relatable even though I have never been in situations like this?

  • @TheDavidFrias
    @TheDavidFrias 4 роки тому +3

    to be able to convey so much emotion in a short amount of time and with little to no dialogue. i'm amazed

  • @firebirdheats
    @firebirdheats 6 років тому +19

    The TRUE beach experience

  • @bleakhouse
    @bleakhouse 6 років тому +6

    I love this so much and that’s why I want you to take this as a compliment: this is exactly what depression feels like

  • @NerdsOuttaControl
    @NerdsOuttaControl 6 років тому +6

    This is like a mini episode of The Wonderous Life... Love it. Loving all these new short videos.

  • @debtheskep.30
    @debtheskep.30 6 років тому +2524

    please examine more of Caucasian culture , y'all have me weak.

    • @maocharlisme
      @maocharlisme 6 років тому +30

      Shady but funny! 😅😂

    • @DancerFreak98
      @DancerFreak98 6 років тому +101

      this is LA culture 😂😂😂

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 5 років тому +54

      It's not about race.

    • @SteelWool567
      @SteelWool567 5 років тому +39

      I’m middle eastern and I can relate to the whole getting to the beach part. Preparing for a beach day is a PROCESS

    • @fines158
      @fines158 5 років тому

      Dude this is funny.

  • @gravesvintage
    @gravesvintage 6 років тому +1

    The fucking lawn chairs. I'm in tears.

  • @satockery5323
    @satockery5323 6 років тому +54

    How is this only two minutes and twenty seconds long

  • @thisisacomment.
    @thisisacomment. 5 років тому +2

    the chaotic vibe in this video is TOO MUCH

  • @claireh1800
    @claireh1800 6 років тому +11

    This literally sums up every visit to the beach I swear

  • @toad1694
    @toad1694 6 років тому +16

    Accurate representation of going to the beach in LA.

  • @DavidPhilips
    @DavidPhilips Рік тому +2

    OMG! We decide to go to the beach in LA in the Summer. Get there; COLD, FOG, jumpers, coats, hats, gin hidden in a lemonade bottle, picnic. Yayy! we going to have such a good time. Then a seagull got a hole in one in the guacamole. It was the last straw. We left!

  • @John.Smith2022
    @John.Smith2022 6 років тому +59

    Here’s $500....for towels

  • @madelinewhite9501
    @madelinewhite9501 6 років тому +140

    No one ever agrees with me that the beach is boring. Thank you

    • @msteresa653
      @msteresa653 Рік тому +2

      Ur not one for the whole unfathomable majesty of the ocean thing I guess

  • @bulutsenyaprak327
    @bulutsenyaprak327 6 років тому +15

    I feel this on a spiritual level

  • @scoutcoker9813
    @scoutcoker9813 2 роки тому +1

    i come back to this video maybe every couple of months. this might be the best video. i think this is the best video

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 3 роки тому +2

    The restaurant part is one of the realest things I’ve ever seen.

  • @sophia-nb5xp
    @sophia-nb5xp 6 років тому +558

    you NEED to to a full sketch show like portlandia akdndkfbs except yours would be better and Gayer

    • @morwennaforatenner604
      @morwennaforatenner604 6 років тому +3

      sophia ! YES.

    • @svenbtb
      @svenbtb 6 років тому +3

      omg YES YES THIS I would LOVE that show

    • @HS-pm1ro
      @HS-pm1ro 6 років тому +8

      YES better and gayer and transer :)

    • @emdtb2001
      @emdtb2001 6 років тому +1

      sophia ! I want a scripted episodic show like Caleb Gallo...kind of like Looking but good instead of the most boring show ever.

    • @samrusoff
      @samrusoff 5 років тому +1

      agree 200%. the beginning of this sketch felt like "GET THE GEAR" from portlandia, but the rest was much more unique

  • @TheVertamin
    @TheVertamin 5 місяців тому +5

    Whops, its that time of the year again

  • @LettuceHasFun
    @LettuceHasFun 6 років тому +1

    Fuck the umbrella killed me.
    Too many fave moments but "are you fake sleeping?" is genius!!!

  • @NatalieBoat111
    @NatalieBoat111 6 років тому +13

    Her HAIR omg

  • @curiousgeorgia11.11
    @curiousgeorgia11.11 6 років тому +3

    Can't wait till you guys haves your own Will and Grace - esque TV sitcom. Urge! I just love your tone of comedy and you two are dare I say it bestie goals! 🤗

  • @GermainCameron
    @GermainCameron 6 років тому +17

    Got in trouble at work because I stopped what I was going to watch this

  • @sauerkraut6571
    @sauerkraut6571 6 років тому +4

    crippling depression simulator 2021

  • @tubbsmom
    @tubbsmom 6 років тому +11

    Just found out im losing my job, then realized multiple of my favorite UA-cam/Instagram animals have died. So this video has changed my day around

  • @ruanlima1523
    @ruanlima1523 6 років тому +30

    *throws chair*

  • @cookie.lover007
    @cookie.lover007 3 роки тому +1

    Can't wait to go to Los Angeles and go to the beach too. Then, this is fun.

  • @wellnessbylauren3767
    @wellnessbylauren3767 3 роки тому +1

    i miss that feeling of satisfied tiredness
    like when you actually do something, go somewhere, eat at a restaurant, feel the sun on your skin

  • @marz6823
    @marz6823 5 років тому +3

    I live in LA and tHis is so accurate ugh I'm crying.

  • @Rue4You2
    @Rue4You2 6 років тому +27

    The moral of the story: always stay where there are dogs.

  • @pamallama
    @pamallama 6 років тому +2

    Finally! Thank you for showing why having a beach day is such a hassle!

  • @hawaiiansoulrebel
    @hawaiiansoulrebel 3 роки тому +1

    I have to watch this at least twice a week.

  • @kimonawhim11
    @kimonawhim11 2 роки тому

    This is sooooo true, especially the overcast part.

  • @youyoua988
    @youyoua988 2 роки тому +1

    Why is the coat so relatable????? Hahaha I literally bring a sweater to the beach

  • @johnhobiegallego8908
    @johnhobiegallego8908 4 роки тому +2

    i watch your videos to remind myself im not the only one going thru such state

  • @franciscoalonso3786
    @franciscoalonso3786 5 років тому

    LOL. This reminds me of Portlandia. I love this !

  • @sakissarantidis
    @sakissarantidis 6 років тому +1

    Steph ... Brian ... I fucking love you guys

  • @justchickenstrips
    @justchickenstrips 6 років тому +51

    so much urgency in getting to the beach? Is the beach relaxing? Is the beach fun? Is that what the tv said?

    • @swans184
      @swans184 6 років тому +15

      justchickenstrips YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE BEACH CUZ ONCE YOU GET TO THHE BEACH ITS FUN OK?

  • @lilraginbull
    @lilraginbull 6 років тому +1

    I knew that was you on Will and Grace! Star on the rise! Congrats sir.

  • @aviona123
    @aviona123 4 роки тому +1

    enjoyin the water!! *fully in winter clothes on a beach chair*

  • @bree5229
    @bree5229 6 років тому

    I fooking love both of these beautiful PEOPLE. THEY MAKE MY DAY

  • @BryceEdwardBrown
    @BryceEdwardBrown 2 роки тому +1

    This gave me existential dread.

  • @Hyooonie
    @Hyooonie 6 років тому

    Most anxious I’ve ever been watching a 2 minute video than the whole Insidious movie.

  • @buboy1685
    @buboy1685 6 років тому +2

    This added to my existential crisis. Loved it.

  • @Fliprrr
    @Fliprrr 6 років тому

    Omg! So freakin real though...! Lol happens every time

  • @purplepikau
    @purplepikau 6 років тому

    This is SO FUCKING ACCURATE. I'm glad I'm not alone

  • @lillybee2951
    @lillybee2951 6 років тому

    I'm honestly so SO HAPPY your back, I thoroughly enjoy your videos. I have a request, can you make another small series. I totally respect it, if you don't have enough time or money, but I think a lot of us would enjoy it. Love you so much.

  • @lenoll5548
    @lenoll5548 4 роки тому +2

    this has been living in my mind rent free for 2 years already

  • @morwennaforatenner604
    @morwennaforatenner604 6 років тому +2

    Each video you make is the best video anyone's ever made, I hate it but I love it

  • @aradiiiah
    @aradiiiah 6 років тому +3

    Oh my god, this is exactly how beach days are how did you replicate it so perfectly??

  • @xxcruiserlove26xx
    @xxcruiserlove26xx 6 років тому

    lol the way he threw the lawn chair out of the car got me cryi nnggg 😂😂

  • @digdug1489
    @digdug1489 6 років тому +2

    you captured it so perfectly

  • @nikoninja
    @nikoninja 6 років тому +3

    That beach day sure did look swell!

  • @noah1502
    @noah1502 3 роки тому

    the throwing the beach chairs sent me... this energy is so relatable somehow

  • @WonkoAndJill4Eva
    @WonkoAndJill4Eva 3 роки тому

    This, but with kids and you’ve just described the 7th circle of hell.

  • @ashleyp4792
    @ashleyp4792 4 роки тому +2

    This has the same arc as the odyssey imo.

  • @tamarquaye
    @tamarquaye 6 років тому +8

    This is how I feel about clubbing now.

  • @oliverjones2426
    @oliverjones2426 Рік тому +1

    lloollll the scene at the restaurant killed me XD

  • @avenajiajia
    @avenajiajia 6 років тому +3

    I wish I had friends that were like this with me

  • @Amythyst999
    @Amythyst999 6 років тому +1

    Honestly a masterpiece

  • @maluithil
    @maluithil 3 роки тому

    "do we even need sunblock" I'm dying

  • @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356
    @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356 5 років тому

    “are you fake sleeping?” ME yh always. and I always throw my stuff to make sure there’s no spiders.