Francisco Ramos + First World Problems

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  • Опубліковано 11 чер 2024
  • Francisco Ramos stops by to talk about his new comedy special “Venezula’merican.” They open the show by talking about the current state of his home country, Venezuela, and where different immigrant groups land when they come to the USA. Then they discuss the difference between old-school & modern day rich people.
    Next, they watch a clip of Jimmy Kimmel talking about an ‘intimate moment’ that included an appearance by Adam and recount their own memorable ‘moments.’ They then break down the findings in a poll of Black Americans.
    Lastly, Chris delivers the news including stories about Joey Chestnut being banned from the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, Kevin Spacey’s teary-eyed interview with Piers Morgan and a runaway bull at an Oregon rodeo.
    For more with Francisco:
    Check out his new special “Venezula’merican", on UA-cam July 9th
    franciscoeramos.com/
    INSTAGRAM: @FRamosComedy
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  • @stevenhajost4526
    @stevenhajost4526 13 днів тому +9

    Whoever is putting together the news clips really dropped the ball on the Spacy interview. There is a part where Kevin explains that maybe he did touch people in a way that they didn't want him to, but he didn't know that they didn't like that. Wife and I had a great laugh at that.

  • @cloudnova182
    @cloudnova182 13 днів тому +22

    I fixed a door in my house with wisdom I got from listening to Adam today. Made my wife praise the Aceman. 😂

    • @rogereastman3187
      @rogereastman3187 13 днів тому +1

      Yep.....back for a nap after I take Marc

    • @rogereastman3187
      @rogereastman3187 13 днів тому +1

      No....not much at all..
      Usually don't tune into any "long" programing any more

    • @cloudnova182
      @cloudnova182 13 днів тому

      The first thing I thought of when I saw this was you telling him to go to the bathroom and he said he was gonna be there at five so take your time. What time do you eat waffles? 6 maybe 7.

    • @Red_Twizzler
      @Red_Twizzler 13 днів тому

      Congratulations. You can put your panties back on now

  • @Criticalthinker0515
    @Criticalthinker0515 13 днів тому +12

    I catch these shows in the middle of the night because I am a insomniac thanks Ace your helping me get through this experience and at the same time I am very entertained.

  • @adamantiumbomb
    @adamantiumbomb 13 днів тому +3

    I bought a 1991 Acura Legend w/ V6 for $400....It had been abandoned in the desert, it had a sand pattern baked into the paint job, and all the plastic had melted; I fixed the head gasket w/ liquid head gasket repair, I wired a switch to the cooling fan after the sensor went out, I drove it for over 2.5 years, and then I sold it for $400 🤑👍

  • @adriennem3168
    @adriennem3168 13 днів тому +12

    Don't you love when guests pretend their parents were poor and then list how they were professionals and had all these businesses.

    • @jonwilliams6364
      @jonwilliams6364 13 днів тому +1

      No, you must have missed it. Him and his Dad drove by a poor neighborhood once when he was a kid... 😅

  • @lancairw867
    @lancairw867 13 днів тому +9

    Fun fact. The Somalian pirates in Captain Phillips were cast from Minnesota 😂

    • @happydog6537
      @happydog6537 13 днів тому +4

      And much like many actors of that shade, Oprah and everyone tried to tell us they were a genius and then amazing actor, and of course they were never heard from or seen again. Much like the rising star from precious.

    • @ESPspiderXIII
      @ESPspiderXIII 13 днів тому

      This here....is a goddamned fact.

    • @Rob-eo5ql
      @Rob-eo5ql 13 днів тому

      😂 That’s awesome

    • @willyboyw.5771
      @willyboyw.5771 13 днів тому +3

      Do you mean Little Mogadishu? Aka Mpls, St Cloud, Rochester,

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 13 днів тому

      They ruin everything

  • @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058
    @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058 13 днів тому +3

    adam walked to school, but the school was across the street from his house

  • @free322001
    @free322001 13 днів тому +15

    Ooooop! got the Jimmy Kimmell name drop! Right on time.

    • @cgw1441
      @cgw1441 13 днів тому +10

      Dude, it's becoming absolutely insane. And Kimmel NEVER mentions him. He won't even come on his show lol. Can't be seen with someone that isn't politically in the club.

    • @free322001
      @free322001 13 днів тому +1

      @@cgw1441 ikr? He's gotta stop doing it.

    • @jeremyorwhatever
      @jeremyorwhatever 13 днів тому

      @@cgw1441if you hate Kimmel, how do you know what he is or isn’t saying??

  • @musicmaster158
    @musicmaster158 13 днів тому +2

    Carlin said Fu I'm not getting on the plane I'm getting in the plane!

  • @FitforLife2024
    @FitforLife2024 13 днів тому +3

    We were at your MD show… I ordered club soda w/ lime. Hubby scotch on the rocks. He got a lime too; with his scotch!🤢 I canceled his normal drink by ordering a lime with mine!😂

  • @JPL-md
    @JPL-md 13 днів тому +2

    Francisco rocking the Orioles hat! Love it, let’s go Os.

  • @jefferson66
    @jefferson66 13 днів тому +3

    Love the O's hat!!!

  • @bubscat2984
    @bubscat2984 13 днів тому +1

    As a custom metal fabricator, I concur.

  • @holderoftheshares1257
    @holderoftheshares1257 13 днів тому +2

    Good podcast Adam

  • @tree3po
    @tree3po 13 днів тому +2

    Hey Adam, How come you never call out Jimmy's ridiculous crap he says on his tonight show? You know damn well how insane his take is.

  • @jim-gb7sj
    @jim-gb7sj 13 днів тому +1

    Somalia in Minnesota. NGO's, liberals. They tried it in Maine too. The cultural differences and resistance to assimilation created a lot of problems. No racism here just the truth.

  • @widespreadGoose
    @widespreadGoose 10 днів тому

    Chris’s Liam Neeson impression 😂

  • @jaymeswheeler
    @jaymeswheeler 13 днів тому +2

    Encino Escalade
    Versus
    Malibu G waggin
    This election I'm voting for third-party
    Man aaz
    That's my privilege

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 13 днів тому +1

    Francisco is funny. Good show

  • @kensei-eh5fo
    @kensei-eh5fo 10 днів тому

    Found out about 'rubbing the bishop' during Abbot & Costello.(14) They meet Frankenstein. My mom walked in with a grilled cheese sandwich. Couldn't make eye contact for weeks. LoL

  • @sirfinks
    @sirfinks 13 днів тому +1

    Get Bruce Willis on the phone he'll agree to anything these days...... DED 😭😭😭

  • @fxfxwc
    @fxfxwc 9 днів тому +1

    33:52
    "..in the back." means the back bathroom where she will slice them while using the toilet seat as the cutting board.

  • @Cletus_the_Elder
    @Cletus_the_Elder 13 днів тому

    Francisco has a good sense of flow. He and Jioaying have a better sense of timing, are faster to a quip, and can step into the give-and-take better than some of the native-speakers on this show.

  • @krhedwards
    @krhedwards 13 днів тому

    I'm convinced that Adam should always have a Puerto Rican side guy on the show all the time

  • @cmartichick
    @cmartichick 13 днів тому

    Saw Francisco in Tampa a couple years ago! ❤

  • @Sonia-3603
    @Sonia-3603 13 днів тому

    Great guest 😅

  • @sanbornb
    @sanbornb 13 днів тому +1

    Let's Go O's!!!!

  • @Rob-eo5ql
    @Rob-eo5ql 13 днів тому

    “I was looking California
    But feelin’ Minnesota…”
    - Soundgarden

  • @adamantiumbomb
    @adamantiumbomb 13 днів тому +1

    I wouldn't mind a toilet seat with LED lighting underneath it, or maybe even a black light so you could see when it needs to be cleaned 🚽💡🤔

    • @larrylarry4242
      @larrylarry4242 13 днів тому

      If you can't access when a toilet needs to be cleaned? Get some better glasses..... Better yet give the wife toilet duty. 😉

    • @adamantiumbomb
      @adamantiumbomb 13 днів тому

      @@larrylarry4242 Fair enough, how about my LED light idea?...Every time a noise is emitted the lights could change color based on decibel 💩💨🎵

    • @larrylarry4242
      @larrylarry4242 13 днів тому

      @@adamantiumbomb You're probably better off with a Tanning bulb in there.

    • @adamantiumbomb
      @adamantiumbomb 13 днів тому

      @@larrylarry4242 Better off?!...At the beginning of summer I'll hit a tanning booth at least once just to get my base going and that's the one thing I'll cover up (with my sock) is my junk and my ballz! 🤔

  • @LuckysMotorcycles
    @LuckysMotorcycles 13 днів тому +3

    I like this guest , he lets Adam do the comedy instead of trying to dominate the show . After all , we tune in to hear wisdoms from Carolla not some hack .

  • @robost8040
    @robost8040 13 днів тому

    So let me get this right, my family has been in the LA area for 100 years. Most of the early building up of Los Angeles was done by ‘white’ people. The descendants of those builders of Los Angeles are viewed as having ‘white privilege’ by the new comers who are or are not white. This seems to happen in many places. The advantage of arriving early is resent by the late-comers.

  • @ThisIndio
    @ThisIndio 13 днів тому

    I'm guessing like Jo Koy said; " I eat so many hotdogs I poop in links!"

  • @jakeolthof
    @jakeolthof 13 днів тому +1

    The Somalians are Prince fans and wanted to live where he did.

  • @sallieharer9407
    @sallieharer9407 13 днів тому +1

    Francisco is hilarious! I saw him 10 years ago in Vegas at the Tropicana. Loved him! I'll check out the special!!

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 13 днів тому

      10 years ago... good thing he is not relying on you

  • @joshuaduitsman9553
    @joshuaduitsman9553 12 днів тому

    Joey Chestnuts Hydro Colonic Clinic. Man-Ace approved!

  • @alecksfawth
    @alecksfawth 13 днів тому

    The brocolli hair style is in now

  • @parmiss
    @parmiss 12 днів тому +1

    I agree with the leaf blower hate

  • @79steelymatt
    @79steelymatt 13 днів тому +2

    ACE rules Funniest dude in the World!!

  • @cwells5137
    @cwells5137 13 днів тому +3

    Lonely being first

  • @TimCCambridge
    @TimCCambridge 13 днів тому

    ~Hi.
    I'd use the left stairs going up to grip the bannister with my right hand and the relative left stairs going down so I can slide on the bannister going down.

  • @happydog6537
    @happydog6537 13 днів тому +5

    Gina is wondering when that big move is coming

  • @mr.d3102
    @mr.d3102 13 днів тому +2

    🤙🏼

  • @coastuncle1965
    @coastuncle1965 13 днів тому

    I'm going to keep making jokes about Chris Hayes looking like Rachel Maddow on too many carbs. We'll see if UA-cam puts me in a time out.

  • @musicmaster158
    @musicmaster158 13 днів тому

    Like a lemon to a lime a lime to a lemon 🍋

  • @floydshaw3960
    @floydshaw3960 13 днів тому

    Word to the wise, don't wear a red shirt to a bull fight

  • @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058
    @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058 13 днів тому

    i heard that after the somalis moved to minnesota the rate of piracy has skyrocketed

  • @tree3po
    @tree3po 13 днів тому

    Adam is gonna be pissed when you goes to the store and see's that is about 50 bucks for the slow-close one.

  • @JohnMatrixOfficial
    @JohnMatrixOfficial 13 днів тому +1

    Never wear red to a rodeo 😅

    • @larrylarry4242
      @larrylarry4242 13 днів тому +1

      Bulls are partially color blind compared to humans and cannot see red. This is because cattle lack the red retina receptor and can only see yellow, green, blue, and violet colors. This condition is called dichromatic vision, which makes bulls red-green colorblind.

  • @danieloliva8133
    @danieloliva8133 13 днів тому

    If a taste for view had points why and the symbol...??? Can't be drawn to Question 😂😂😂😂 13:49 why?Questions

  • @dukedenarie5858
    @dukedenarie5858 13 днів тому

    I had a huffy “white heat” but I did get Nikes, so I was a half loser. Man that huffy shifted like soft garbage!

  • @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058
    @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058 13 днів тому

    heres a video, ........The young Somalis returning home to escape knife crime

  • @tylerpidlubny3472
    @tylerpidlubny3472 13 днів тому

    There are also many Afrians now living in The North West Territories, which is the Canadian Artic Circle. They enjoy living amongst the Inuit community.

  • @blueladyb1097
    @blueladyb1097 13 днів тому

    Adam u truly deserve 1 million followers such a shame ur not up there like some other idiot podcasters

  • @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058
    @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058 13 днів тому

    didnt someone buy adams childhood home and then tore it down

  • @frankreichl679
    @frankreichl679 13 днів тому +1

    you gonna let the guy talk a little ?

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 13 днів тому

      Someone has to tell stories and be entertaining...

  • @AbleAnderson
    @AbleAnderson 8 днів тому

    Adam has a really bad tick where he squints his eyes like constantly. It's like a nervous tick or something, he does it constantly

  • @Joseph-kh1yg
    @Joseph-kh1yg 13 днів тому +2

    Kimmel again? 🤮

  • @ASM-FUTURE
    @ASM-FUTURE 13 днів тому

    Adam - I had Chat GPT come up with a script idea for the next time you're placing your drink order with YELLOW LEMON. You don't have to say it verbatim - as it may cause you to get thrown off of the plane mid-flight - but it's a work in progress to help get your point across. Enjoy! :)
    [INT. AIRPLANE CABIN - NIGHT]
    [The cabin is dimly lit, with passengers quietly chatting and the hum of the engines in the background. The main hero, JACK STORM, sits in his seat, eyes intense, jaw clenched. He calls over the stewardess, SARAH, who approaches with a warm smile.]
    SARAH: Good evening, sir. Can I get you something to drink?
    JACK STORM: (leaning forward, voice low and urgent) Yes, I'll have a Vodka soda.
    SARAH: (jotting it down) Sure thing, sir. Anything else?
    JACK STORM: (gripping her arm lightly, eyes blazing) You listen to me very carefully, Sarah. This is not just any drink. This is the drink.
    SARAH: (nervously) Of course, sir. How would you like it?
    JACK STORM: (voice dropping to a near whisper) I need a slice of lemon in it. But not just any lemon, Sarah. It has to be yellow. Bright, vibrant, yellow lemon. Not green, not pale. Yellow. Do you understand?
    SARAH: (gulping) Yes, sir. A yellow lemon.
    JACK STORM: (intensifying his gaze) You cannot screw this up. The fate of this entire flight depends on it. My yellow lemon. Not lime, not a hint of green. Yellow. This is a matter of life and death.
    SARAH: (wide-eyed) I-I'll make sure, sir. I'll get it right away.
    [JACK releases her arm, his face still stern but with a nod of approval. SARAH hurries off, visibly shaken, as the tension in the cabin seems to rise.]
    [FADE OUT.]

  • @stevecassell
    @stevecassell 13 днів тому

    Not defending Cate Blanchett, but an Aussie not pronouncing “class” like an American doesn’t prove anything 😅

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 13 днів тому +2

      It's called having a semblance of humor...

  • @eastbay_bay
    @eastbay_bay 13 днів тому +1

    So tired of the "white" problem. Can we move on?

  • @rebeccacarraway480
    @rebeccacarraway480 10 днів тому

    Somebody wants to get healthier then goes VEGAN?? That makes no sense whatsoever.

  • @Bongofurry
    @Bongofurry 13 днів тому

    California Über Alles.

  • @rogereastman3187
    @rogereastman3187 13 днів тому

    Id hardly call her Hot

  • @fhowland
    @fhowland 13 днів тому +1

    This guy is a comedian?? 😑

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 13 днів тому +1

      Hacky material, but at least he's not woke like David Allen Grier.

    • @fhowland
      @fhowland 13 днів тому

      @@adriennem3168 If this guy's a comedian I'm Richard Pryor.. lol

  • @TrollHunterxXx
    @TrollHunterxXx 13 днів тому +2

    They need to leave Kevin Spacey alone … he was acquitted ffs … I hate to see that dude cry .. yea he’s a great actor .. but a human being. These allegations were from many many years ago … we’ve all done stupid stuff … they need to leave that man alone. Get him another movie so he can get his life back

    • @kas9904
      @kas9904 13 днів тому +1

      But he’s so creepy.

    • @Red_Twizzler
      @Red_Twizzler 13 днів тому +1

      Kevin? Go to bed.

    • @fhowland
      @fhowland 13 днів тому +2

      Kevin is great. One of the best living actors. His new interview with Lex Friedman is great.

    • @MMAallday-
      @MMAallday- 13 днів тому +1

      He wasn't crying. He was acting. John Gotti was acquitted twice...

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 13 днів тому

      OJ got away too...