Scaramucci Says Trump May Need to Liquidate Assets If Forced to Pay $350 Million Penalty
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2024
- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, February 6, before teaming up with Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to read jokes that just sound wrong coming from him.
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Scaramucci Says Trump May Need to Liquidate Assets If Forced to Pay $350 Million Penalty - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Seth killed me with "Be quiet! This isn't a movie theater!" I had to bring myself back to life so I could watch it again! 🤣🤣
Now available as a standalone segment
😂 I had to back it up twice. The first time was after I managed to stop laughing, the second time was to see Amber's reaction 😂
That’s sad
That "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment was gold on multiple levels.
the hushed tones of the audience and the three of them enjoying each other's dynamic was pretty amazing, love them
Shut up, this isnt a movie theater 😂 I'm dead.
Seth saved it the girls were lacking
Except their timing was forced and it sucked
i forgot what the rest was even about
"Be quiet, this isn't a movie theater" was definitely off script. Nailed it, Seth! 😅
Amber broke so hard, it was glorious 😂
"How she found out she's been pronouncing her name wrong" was underappreciated.
It was a great joke, well told. I don't wanna blame the underwhelming response on the audience, but it wasn't anyone else's fault
Can you please explain it to me? I didn't get it
@@skunkrat01 From what I know, on Faux they pronounce her name wrong, being an attempt at playing dumb, because let's be fair, Kamala isn't that difficult to pronounce.
You’d have to watch Fox News to get it?
@@skunkrat01 It's a racist, xenophobic and sexist dog-whistle to show Harris is unworthy of respect. Basically, her "foreign" name is too complicated for the "average" American to know how to pronounce correctly. And because she is also a person of African descent, no one should even bother learning to pronounce it correctly.
Amber not even collapsing on the ground but carefully getting up and crouching behind the desk so she could laugh was so perfect.
I love Amber. She is so crazy and yet so proper at the same time
She even falls out like a pixie princess 🙂❤️
Be quiet, this isn't a movie theater!
Just wow 😂
I know!! That floored me too!!
That was so quick Amber never saw it coming. Amazing how fast Seth's brain works.
Somehow I don't think he did that during the rehearsal
You could tell immediately that it was adlibbed... the looks on everyone's faces were amazing.
@@benjo_5 that had to b improv LMAO 🤣
If they drink - can we PLEASE get a Seth, Amber and Jenny go day-drinking ❤🍺🍸Pleeeeeeaaasseeeeeeeee 🥺🙏
I'm not sure New York could survive these three going on a bender together.
But I'm willing to risk it!
Honestly I feel like a weekly podcast with no topic and them just chatting joking and drinking for an hour would be a hit
@@Furonanator139 one thousand percent Doesn’t even need to be drinking. I just wanna feel like I’m hanging out with them 🥺💕
OMG best suggestion ever
Hey Late Night producers! Read this thread!
The end of that "jokes Seth cant tell" was amazing. 😂😂😂 I laughed my a$$ off😂😂😂
This is easily the best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment ever. He broke Amber.
She died…right on set 😂
Jenny also appeared to miss several heartbeats
Until the end, I wasn't impressed. The ending was funny as hell though.
@@henrytuttle the lesbian mayor joke is actually really funny. Maybe not worded the best, but brilliant.
@@llcooljay520 Judging from the response, I'm not the only one who wasn't terribly amused. The whole thing was weak until the end. They don't seem to be very good at the scripted stuff; they are much better at improv.
It's not: " No one is above the law, not even presidents. "
It is: " No one is above the law, *_especially_* not presidents. "
This, at least, is how it _should_ be!
We'll see...
Trump is no Vetinary 😂
💯
Obviously us poor shlubs in no power aren’t above it. The whole point of saying the thing is for powerful ppl. The founders made it clear.
It _is_ supposed to be equal, saying "especially" kinda implies it's not.
(yea it's not, but this should be an example of it trying to be)
Well we all know illegals and urban blacks are.
You can tell just how unexpected the line "be quiet, this isn't a movie theater!" was 😂😂😂
I thought I would die. I literally couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard
I was listening while in the kitchen and the comeback floored me. Absolutely lost it when I rewound and watched everyone's reaction (and rewound, and rewound, and...)
But only because everything before was scripted so much
😂😂😂😂😂😂oh I just peed myself when he said, 'be quiet. This isn't a movie theater!"😂😂😂😂😂 I got a head ache now😂😂😅
"You're just mad because I told the best one!" 🤣
that got me lol
Omg this exchange between these three was the most I have laughed in forever, especially Seth’s end jokes , I know they are like best friends and it shows , all that was so great!!!
Same!!
I literally have tears coming from my eyes I'm laughing so much!
That "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment is the best I've seen!
I laughed even harder when Seth broke Amber at the end 😂🤣🤣🤣
I remember my first color TV. Now I feel old, thanks Seth!
That ending was so fun and so funny! I love how real the camaraderie is with the staff on the show! ❤❤❤
They did leave the best jokes for Seth at the end LOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Be quiet, this isn’t a theater!” 😂😂😂
I LOLed at the Kamala Harris joke.
It's a good joke, if you pop over to Fox occasionally and hear them mispronounce her name. If you don't have that knowledge the joke falls completely flat.
How carefully he said Ruth's Chris Steakhouse made the jackal in me chuckle.
correction: jackal :)🐾
jackal cackle😂
@@alumpyhorse😂
I never understood the name either. Also, over-priced and not that special.
@@IAmJustR 😅😂
This bit keeps getting funnier
Three great comedy writers
The movie theatre line at the end and Amber's reaction was priceless 😂
Any bit where three comedians go at it, roasting each other is always the best. Amber DID NOT see that one coming.
2:28 That map took me a sec lol
Bye bye, Mar-A-Lardo!
Haha me too, and I think the audience took a second as well lol
Turns out being fired after 11 days was a reputation saver for Anthony Scaramucci (a.k.a. “The Mooch”).
I can't even remember why he was gone so fast? But you are 100% right! LOL
And the moral is: if you work for Trump you are going to get screwed, so pull out fast.
The Mooch had to tell Trump how it was and Trump didn't like it.
@@auntiepha8343 Interview where he went off on a bunch of Trump people.
@@wvu05 Thanks. 👍
“Quiet this isn’t a theater!!”, made me drop my bong. 😂
I was looking so hard for a katrina joke, I didn't even notice florida was completely gone
Seth broke Amber!!😂
The end tho'!!!!🤣
Goddamnit Seth, I am only in my 50s and I remember the first time I saw a color TV. And you wonder why you keep receiving Mac Tonight paraphernalia.
Anybody else love the line "Police Squad! In color!"? It was parodying how for a year NBC used to announce that all of their programs were in color, because that was kind of a big deal. That was in living memory of more people than you think.
Yeah, he should have come up with something older than color tv.
I had to restart the video because I couldn't stop laughing after the "immunity/antibodies" joke😂
Best “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” segment ever! You all are so funny!😂
I had to look at the "after map" 3 times to finally realize Florida was gone.😆
Lol, same!
Agree…a clever trick ..making our eyes go to the colours first.
A solid A to the graphics department guy.
Same
I didn't.
I instantly saw it as one of my dreams come true.
Well, half true. If Trump was home and MTG was visiting him in Mar a Lago, that would be the other half.
@@blakewalker84120 that's fair.😆
“This isn’t a movie theater”, something tells me that wasn’t in the script 😂
That whole ending wasn't, for sure.
The great relationship Seth has with his writers is the most heartwarming thing to see on UA-cam. 🥰
lol.. jokes Seth can't tell was genuinely hilarious because you guys were having so much fun.
Seth's best impression yet, robot on cocaine.
All those weeks at impression camp have paid off
Robocaine
He really nailed the accent
"Your move, creep."
Busted.
Seth, you almost killed Amber! So funny. Great to see Jenny and Amber.
That was the best Jokes Seth Can't Tell I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣 I'm literally crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best Jokes Seth cant tell ivee yet to have seen. A masterpiece, bravo.
OMG that ending! It made up for the rest of it! 😆Best Mayor ever! Don't kill Amber!!
I’m pretty sure that was intended; I wondered why it was a little flat!😂
That was probably the best Jokes Seth Can't Tell
No lie. I was laughing just about as hard as Amber at the end. I can't believe he went there off the cuff like that.
When he said " be quiet this isn't a movie theater" I SCREAMED
8:55 “Be quiet, this isn’t a movie theater!” Had me like 💀 😂
It’s called Ruth’s Chris Steak House because Ruth purchased it from Chris in Louisiana. My grandfather used to be a Business Broker and would take Clients to the original one. He actually knew Ruth. #corrections #sethmeyerscorrection #latenightcorrecrions
We even have them in Canada. I went to one for the first time last year. The bio about the origins of the name is printed in the menu.
I don’t think Seth eats at restaurants that have their history printed on the menu…
I wish the prices weren't so high. Food doesn't need to cost that much.
I remember the first time my Dad took me to the one in SF... I believe he took me there for Father's Day. He was a gem ❤
"She's dead!" 😂
hah! The "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment was a bit flat tonight ... until the very end! LMAO! Amber laughing so hard she rolled off her chair onto the floor cracked me up!
Seth, I laughed heartily at all of it.
Man, you guys are the GREATEST!!
"Be Quite, This isn't a movie theater!" literally killed me.
Are you in Heaven or Hell ? I need to know which of the 2 has better wifi
Jackyl here... it's "quiet"... not "quite". Also, I agree.
@@brook1509 Jackal not Jackyl. Jackyl is a band.
BWAH BWAH BWAH! ROASTED!
You wild dogs crack me up!
That ending has me crying!😂 Thanks for the laugh
Wow, that bit at the end makes me wish I could be a fly on the wall at their writing meetings, hilarious! What an incredible team runs this show!
"Be quite!" "This isn't a movie theater! " Seth is so fast with the perfect lines.
I love that you kept the bit going when they didn't expect it! Got some real genuine laughs out of everyone!
Would love to see that "For sale" sign on Trump Tower...😀
Would love to see BLM purchase it
Um, do you mean "E.Jean Tower" ??? 😁
@@anthonysilvestri4946
Absolutely!
@@anthonysilvestri4946 😀
Having Mar a Lago on the auctioneer block would be fun too.
I admire Seth's dedication to his jokes, especially when they don't land
The banter at the end was the best part 🤣😂😄
I wonder what E Jean Caroll will rename Trump Tower to?
The “Gaudy crapfest”. Unless she has it redecorated
That went off the rails and I loved it 😂
I never find the jokes all that funny in “jokes Seth can’t tell,” but the way they all go off the rails by the end is hilarious! Plus their chemistry - heartwarming! ❤
Best one yet. Had me rolling when you told Amber this wasn't a movie theater. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A++ "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"!!!!!
You know it's good when Amber laughed so hard so doubled over to the floor. Bless you, Seth and co!
Excellent Smile !
Omg SO glad I watched to the end 😂😂😂😂
"Quiet! This isn't a movie theatre!"😂😂😂
OMG those 2 jokes by Seth at the end had me in stitches 😂😂😂
I love hose 3 together. They seem like geniune friends.
Seth leaning in at the end was absolutely glorious
This "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" was absolutely hilarious! The end was the best part!
Consistently the funniest thing on tv. These three so clearly love and respect one another, and it come through loud and clear.
The banter after the best joke slayed me. I am dead.
The callback nearly broke Amber 😂
Jokes Seth Can't Tell is my favourite segment of any late night show. Always great.
Jokes Seth Can't Tell is one of the funniest things ever. I almost always laugh myself to tears.
It took me a minute to realize Florida was missing from that picture.
"I don't get the joke; what is it? It seems a little ... Brighter? Less crazy maybe... I just don't know..."
Me too. But it was worth it!
That was the best Things Seth Can't Say 😂😂😂
Damn! What a delivery and timing on Joke's Seth Can't Tell, from all of you. That was perfect!
I am only in my 50's and I remember my parents first color tv. ( 25" console ) I won a B&W tv at school around 7th grade. I was the "remote" for both tv's.
Lol "the remote", can definitely relate.
I was the remote as well. Ha!
I'm at the grand old age of 56, and I remember both my sets of grandparents had color TVs, but we only had a little B&W TV. By the time I was in high school we had two color TVs and a couple of B&Ws in our bedrooms. On Weekends when I was little we'd stay at one Grandparent's house or the other (they were in the same small town) and I would stay up to watch the late late movie with my Dad while we waited for my Grandfather to get home. He worked rotating shifts in a plywood mill. If we stayed at my other Grandparents' house I'd stay up with my Grandfather to watch Portland Wrestling. Good times either way.
Joke's Seth Can't Tell was absolute 🔥 tonight.
I thought Trump already added a new designation for Hurricanes - the Magic Sharpie category.
Shame on hurricanes for not going where Trump tells them to.
Thank you for your service to our country!
THE BEST "JOKES SETH CAN'T TELL" ...breaking it's own Fourth Wall...Hysterical!❤❤👍🏻👍🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👍🏾👍🏾😂😂
Seth's been waiting for his moment, also Seth... "It's GO Time!"😂 Best fecking episode yet!
Jokes Seth Can't Tell continues to be my favorite segment. My face hurts from laughing.
Breaking News: Trump isn't a REAL billionaire.
Yeah, that's not news! LMAO
You know who is though? Taylor Swift...lol
But he plays one on TV
gasp. 😏
Breaking news: Trump's not immune from criminal prosecution neither.
love having Jokes Seth Can't Tell lashed to the back bumper of the monologue. Two great tastes that go better together!
"Jokes Seth Can't Tell" is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time. Keep it up. That's what's up.
I had a serious belly laugh over the Jokes Seth can't tell segment. More than once. Friggin hilarious!
😂😂😂😂 that JSCT was hilarious.
“Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” was the best segment I’ve seen in YEARS. Bring us more of that, Seth!
“Be quiet, this isn’t a movie theater!” Had me HOWLING 😂😂😂😂
The theatre joke and the call back are funniest moments I've ever seen.. of anything.. ever. ✊🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾🏆
Love it! Keep ‘em coming Seth, Jenny and Amber. The interaction is fun and frantic.
Oh goodness, the jokes Seth can't tell. The finale got me so damn good 😂😂😂
8:59 Dead!! I am dead! You 3 are absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂
Trump's mindset is believing that Monopoly get out of jail free cards can actually be used in real life....
When he was a boy, his dad told him that only losers obey the law, and that smart people like them just hire good lawyers to get away with anything. Sadly, Donald is a loser, and has no good lawyers.
Worked so far.
Don't give him ideas...
@@notroll1279 I'm willing to bet he's already has that idea up his sleeve for later use
That's why he went into real estate.
First of all, I can't believe Bugs Bunny finally got rid of Floriduh, and second, another hilarious "Joke's Seth Can't Tell", my gut was bursting with laughter
😅😂🤣 I was thinking the same thing
Thanks for giving me “floriduh” ! Makes perfect sense.
BEST ONE YET. Glad to see they changed up the ending. It was funnier than their usual end, and it was hilarious to see these 3 laughing like they probably do in the writer's room every day!
"Jokes Seth Can't Say" might be the best segment in the current era of late night talk shows!
Never again!
Vote to keep him out!
Yay the return of A&J! Love them
“THIS ISN’T A MOVIE THEATER!” There wasn’t only one death when those words were uttered.
“You’re just mad because I had the best joke!” 😅😅