This reminds me of that one scene in Halo 3. Arbiter: "We must go the Brutes have our scent." Johnson: "Then they must love the smell of greeeeeen. " Then Johnson lit up a blunt
@@bigggmoustache8868 thank you for your concern. fair enough. i mean, i've been maybe smokin lil doinks a bit to help with the boredom n shit. tbh i smoked one on the first day, oops. what i do is i wear some wet gauzes and only take lil lil puffs and idk i haven't had cause for worry about a dry socket so far. and plus i regularly do some salty gargs too. my theory is it's the major suction of puffing real loud that would cause a dry socket, not the cannabinoids themselves. perhaps the heat of the smoke. but then, if i'm just certain not to puff major loud whilst smoking, taking instead only modest, gentle hits, then would i not surely be fine (as indeed i am), in such a case? maybe it's a dangerous tightrope to walk, but i've yet to fall... in all fairness, i'm glad to stick to weed oil for like a day or two, at the very least. they only took the top two teeth this time around, so it's been a pretty chill recovery.
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy schmancy bongs. We had blunts! Two blunts, and a sandwich for the whole platoon! And we had to share the sandwich! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!"
"You had the chance to sober up before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device! Our big green style cannot be defeated!"
Shit Johnson, that was quite the fight with the Scarab... A backwoods? Hell yeah man! Whoa, yo man, I don't know if you should be trying to light that thing with the Scarab gun, I got a triple torch lighter in this suit somewhere. [...] Shit man, whats in this shit? Got me buggin out like the flood rn ngl... 🧟 [...] The Prophet of Truth gave this to you? No? Oh that's the strain name?🗿 [...] Damn man, gonna have to hop on my Ghost and hit up Arby for a zip of this shit, its got me glued to this Pelican seat like a Plasma 'nade. Feel'n like I just picked up a Skull.☠
@@audioxix "Chief, hand that thing to our new recruit over there" "Me Sir? but the UNSC has a zero tolerance pol..." "Listen here boy, that was some of the finest fighting I've seen, now you've earned that hit, that is crossbred with something from Captain Keyes own personal stash, he would want you to hit so show some damn respect and hit" *reluctantly takes a drag longer than The Library* *Proceeds to almost puke into helmet, battle rifle drops to ground and almost slides out of the Pelican* "Absolutely pathetic, you told me you were used to breathing Warthog fumes, now your coughing like you just sucked on the wrong end of a Needler. You smoke like a Grunt breathes oxygen. As punishment, I want you to smoke that whole God damn thing, I want them asking why your lungs are black when they give you your next physical... Don't you reach for my fucking Poweraid... PILOT! I request some turbulence, I don't want this one reaching the cooler, oh, and turn this Jungle up and toss me a bag of the pickled onion Monster Munch"
Something about a dude with puffed up cheeks, holding smoke in his mouth, while handing you a blunt with eyes that say, "you wanna hit this?" is just so damn heart warming. I immediately trust this dude lmao
i like to think its a POV and you're trying to hand him this record because of how vital it is to the mission, and he offers you the blunt in your dying breath
Nice selection my brother! I'm 47 and have loved this music since 88 (listening to pirate radio in my bedroom). That Bukem tune is underplayed and underrated imo. I actually met him at Fabric a month ago, I thanked him for everything he's done for the scene. He said he's thankful for everyone who keeps this music alive. So from Bukem to you "thank you".
The highest honor ever bestowed upon Master Chief Keef was a sesh with Arbiter and Sergeant Johnson rippin' some fuckin necromancer flood loud around the True Great Journey. Godspeed
I was skeptical at first as I've been getting a lot of these "Ambient, Jungle, Jazzy" mixes recommended to me at random. I almost didn't click on this video, but something about the guy in the picture spoke to me. His glossy eyes are so inviting almost like they are saying "hey bro wanna chill?" as he hands you a lit blunt.
Met the Sergeant Major while my unit was casevac to forward base Crows Nest. He took a look at our unit, saw me on a stretcher and handed me a blunt straight from his lip. 10/10 would interact again.
When I joined the corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy vapes, we had blunts! Two blunts and a bong for a whole platoon! And we had to share the bong!
My girlfriend broke up with me recently, we've known each other for 2 years and this mix helped me a lot distracting my mind from her. Sick mixes. Keep it up.
Jungle, DnB, Trip Hop, Downtempo electronica, Minimal/experimental Techno, Turnbalism, Dub/Reggae, underground and instrumental Hip Hop. These are the genres that I've been surrounding myself with for the last couple of months. I really appreciate the effort of everyone spreading through these incredible mixes the joy of music. Life is beautiful.
Just wanted to say that i love this mix very much. Discovered it a few weeks ago and have fallen asleep to it several times since. Very relaxing and therapeutic for a dnb mix.
tonights music of choice at a *very late* 7AM, i present to you, my first time in a while smoking in peace on my own pace instead chillin with the bois, but surrounded by snacks. like chatGPT told me, i might as well be the Dr.Phil of hedonistic escapism, but ii think i deserve that every few months.
Ty for help putting this type of d&b more into the yt algo. This is the type of IDnB/Jungle playlists I need more of & none of that sorry of an excuse for d&b overproduced "breakcore" bullshit
Private Mendoza: "Why do we always have to listen to this old stuff, Sarge?" Johnson: "Watch your mouth, son. This 'stuff' is your history. It should remind you grunts what we're fightin' to protect!"
I remember after passing my drug test for the army and getting my plane ticket to Georgia, I lit a fat joint and was so wasted by the time I got to Basic. I'd do it all over again haha
The opening track completely hooked me. I've never heard that Sugizo tune before and what a way to begin the journey! It's tough to find a song worthy of following the iconic Hypersleep, but Parallax's piano-laden piece does so beautifully at 42:56
"N-no Sir." "THEN LISTEN UP! When I shipped off for Basic, the Orbital Beat Grid was all theory and politics. Now look, this Jungle DnB mix is just one of many sickbeats on this video streaming playform. That sound could put a hole clean through a Covenant Capital ship. And that means I definitely would've been yo' daddy!" "But Sir what about the Scarab?" "We've all had a toke of that Bee. They tough, but they AIN'T invincible. Stick with the Master Keef, he'll know what to do." "Yes, Sir, Sergeant! 👁👄👁"
This reminds me of that one scene in Halo 3.
Arbiter: "We must go the Brutes have our scent."
Johnson: "Then they must love the smell of greeeeeen. "
Then Johnson lit up a blunt
I got my wisdom teeth out and I'm hurting gotta wait T-12 hours after extraction to smoke blunt. But thank you. I laughed and it hurt. ouch
@@aidanh1137 'Tis a tough recovery but the pain is well worth it. I'd wait even longer than that before you smoke too.
@@aidanh1137 Glad I was able to cheer you up a bit between waiting for the blunt. Hang in there and blaze it! 🎄
@@aidanh1137 Messing with dry sockets is not something you wanna do my man. I hope you put off smoking cause that shit can be insanely painful.
@@bigggmoustache8868 thank you for your concern. fair enough. i mean, i've been maybe smokin lil doinks a bit to help with the boredom n shit. tbh i smoked one on the first day, oops. what i do is i wear some wet gauzes and only take lil lil puffs and idk i haven't had cause for worry about a dry socket so far. and plus i regularly do some salty gargs too.
my theory is it's the major suction of puffing real loud that would cause a dry socket, not the cannabinoids themselves. perhaps the heat of the smoke. but then, if i'm just certain not to puff major loud whilst smoking, taking instead only modest, gentle hits, then would i not surely be fine (as indeed i am), in such a case? maybe it's a dangerous tightrope to walk, but i've yet to fall...
in all fairness, i'm glad to stick to weed oil for like a day or two, at the very least. they only took the top two teeth this time around, so it's been a pretty chill recovery.
The UNSC orders you to hit this blunt
Sir, yes sir !
I couldn't bring myself to break the likes.
Yes Sargent we are green and mean hooooah
Imma be Master Chiefing it up!
Better be a few extra coins on my payroll when we get off this fuckin' space donut...
"I don't keep it packed you'll have to find Za as you go" - Captain Kiefs
Reminds me of when Cortana said she had detected several types of flora on the first Halo.
😂
When Halo 3 started off in a jungle, I didn't expect this kind of jungle
This is the best 😂
“They must love the smell of green”
“Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing in that dispensary?”
“Sir, purchasing these Runtz...”
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy schmancy bongs. We had blunts! Two blunts, and a sandwich for the whole platoon! And we had to share the sandwich! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!"
Underappreciated comment XD
"We didnt have any of that fancy Hydro shit neither, stuck smokin straight bricks. That booty shit that made you cough hard and see stars."
Yes sir! I hit!
"You had the chance to sober up before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device! Our big green style cannot be defeated!"
Raaahhhhhh
"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing hogging the blunt?"
"Sir, trying to find a good ass playlist"
Yeah, I'll do it for the country good sir. The algorithm brought me here.
This one’s for, Earth. 😎
Same here
Algorithm Enlisted
@@Gin-115 this one's for Reach
@@darth_autie_117 Gotta pour one out for, Her. 😔
i love how the video with the goofiest thumbnail ends up being a banger
It be like that
Shit Johnson, that was quite the fight with the Scarab... A backwoods? Hell yeah man!
Whoa, yo man, I don't know if you should be trying to light that thing with the Scarab gun, I got a triple torch lighter in this suit somewhere.
[...]
Shit man, whats in this shit?
Got me buggin out like the flood rn ngl... 🧟
[...]
The Prophet of Truth gave this to you?
No?
Oh that's the strain name?🗿
[...]
Damn man, gonna have to hop on my Ghost and hit up Arby for a zip of this shit, its got me glued to this Pelican seat like a Plasma 'nade.
Feel'n like I just picked up a Skull.☠
You doing too much
@@audioxix nah he valid bruh this shit had me dying like fuck
@@audioxix
"Chief, hand that thing to our new recruit over there"
"Me Sir? but the UNSC has a zero tolerance pol..."
"Listen here boy, that was some of the finest fighting I've seen, now you've earned that hit, that is crossbred with something from Captain Keyes own personal stash, he would want you to hit so show some damn respect and hit"
*reluctantly takes a drag longer than The Library*
*Proceeds to almost puke into helmet, battle rifle drops to ground and almost slides out of the Pelican*
"Absolutely pathetic, you told me you were used to breathing Warthog fumes, now your coughing like you just sucked on the wrong end of a Needler. You smoke like a Grunt breathes oxygen. As punishment, I want you to smoke that whole God damn thing, I want them asking why your lungs are black when they give you your next physical... Don't you reach for my fucking Poweraid... PILOT! I request some turbulence, I don't want this one reaching the cooler, oh, and turn this Jungle up and toss me a bag of the pickled onion Monster Munch"
@@ted3681 Grass is also for touching, not just for smoking.
@@audioxix Swallowing too.
Back when I joined the UNSC we didn't have all these fancy shamnsy dispensaries. We had a plug, and two shoes!
And the platoon had to SHARE THE SHOES!
Haha😂
Something about a dude with puffed up cheeks, holding smoke in his mouth, while handing you a blunt with eyes that say, "you wanna hit this?" is just so damn heart warming. I immediately trust this dude lmao
id start tweaking honestly 😂
Something about Sergeant Johnson actually being a caring stoner type figure , making sure you got a hit on the blunt hahahaha
I like how he has two right hands, because this Mix is so Right
i like to think its a POV and you're trying to hand him this record because of how vital it is to the mission, and he offers you the blunt in your dying breath
@@arcadianempire this is the true interpretation 😭😭😂
@@arcadianempire lol
Smoke up bro bro
@@arcadianempire Love it
@@arcadianempire Take this solja. You'll make it.
"Master chief, just what do you think you're doing?"
*"Sir, taking this bong hit- PLBPLBPLBPLBPLB COUGH COUGH"*
💀
Smoothie kabobbles!
Spartans NEVER cough!
“Take a hit marine your going need it” - Sgt Johnson Halo 2
Nice selection my brother! I'm 47 and have loved this music since 88 (listening to pirate radio in my bedroom). That Bukem tune is underplayed and underrated imo. I actually met him at Fabric a month ago, I thanked him for everything he's done for the scene. He said he's thankful for everyone who keeps this music alive. So from Bukem to you "thank you".
that's cool as hell!
That's so cool
"The scene" bro you okay, how'd you get your head in there? how do your own farts taste?
There's one in the post for you, so let me know what you think.
That’s so sick
The highest honor ever bestowed upon Master Chief Keef was a sesh with Arbiter and Sergeant Johnson rippin' some fuckin necromancer flood loud around the True Great Journey. Godspeed
"why do we always have to listen to this old stuff sarge?"
"This stuff is your history. It should remind you grunts what we're fightin' to protect!"
Came for the funny halo meme,
stayed for the sick beatz.
Read this the instant the beat dropped
This Marine hits it
Literally gonna be BLASTED on shrooms this weekend and listen to this while falling through an endless geometric void
how was it
yeah how was it dude
Dude got lost and never came back rip
Man really jumped down the pit at the start of Assault on the Control Room and went "HUAGGGHHHhhh-"
actually kinda worried bro still drum and bassin
*hits blunt "why do we always have to listen to this old stuff sarge?"
Cough...New stuff sucks ass private!
I don't think words can describe how hard the entirety of Mopey1 goes, really like the way you altered it in this mix.
Well if you’re going to spend one hour staring and one single image while listening to music it might as well be a good one
its an masterpiece bro wym
I was like 20 mins in buggin on the image , then I saw your comment and laughed
Lol sooo true, it's a weird feeling when you relate to such an insane degree to something
Track "You lit marine?" ... was the best.
Jungle intro hitting just as hard as that blunt
Sometimes you dont find the music, the music finds you [ also pass the blunt ]
FIELD OF FIRE ON THAT BLUNTHEAD!
I'll be honest, I clicked for the tumbnail.
So far, I have not been disapointed.
6:30 AM new Zorrovian mix is out, time to get up start the day and hit the gym. Cheers 🥂
Just made my whole night, have a great day Legend :)
@@zorrovian you as well my friend
I blast gear between my toes to 90s ambient jungle mixes
Best music for reps
This thumbnail goes hard
I was skeptical at first as I've been getting a lot of these "Ambient, Jungle, Jazzy" mixes recommended to me at random. I almost didn't click on this video, but something about the guy in the picture spoke to me. His glossy eyes are so inviting almost like they are saying "hey bro wanna chill?" as he hands you a lit blunt.
Well duh. How can you say no to the sarge offering you a boof?
Devin the Dude, a legend in his own right 👌
I laughed out loud like Vincent Price to this for my neighbors thanks.
"So, he's really faded, huh?."
" *Were it so easy* "
All these songs give me PS1 save screen vibes. Love it
Met the Sergeant Major while my unit was casevac to forward base Crows Nest. He took a look at our unit, saw me on a stretcher and handed me a blunt straight from his lip. 10/10 would interact again.
That first track blew my head off, pure distilled bliss, feels like walking through a forest before breaking into a sprint through the trees
that zorrovian pack hits different
another day, another dab, another pain free hour, thank comrade zorrovian for the good times
First I thought this was a shitpost, but I was pleasantly surprised!
Instant save to my music list
this music speaks to me at such a deep place in my soul.
Holy fuck,man, same, this music to me is like first memories of life
When I joined the corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy vapes, we had blunts! Two blunts and a bong for a whole platoon! And we had to share the bong!
My girlfriend broke up with me recently, we've known each other for 2 years and this mix helped me a lot distracting my mind from her.
Sick mixes.
Keep it up.
The closer he gets, the more he expects you to hit that blunt.
Sgt. Johnson - "Hit it, marine!"
Johnson be hittin' that backwoods in every game.
I have found home. Welcome Spartans
Don't know why there is a sudden surge in Jungle mixes here on YT lately... But keep it up y'all!!!
This mix reminds me of the adult swim aesthetic
CAN WE GOT A LIVESTREAM OF YOU MIXING, STREETS IS ASKING BOUT YOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️✋🏾💿💿🤚🏾🎧🔊
Jungle, DnB, Trip Hop, Downtempo electronica, Minimal/experimental Techno, Turnbalism, Dub/Reggae, underground and instrumental Hip Hop. These are the genres that I've been surrounding myself with for the last couple of months. I really appreciate the effort of everyone spreading through these incredible mixes the joy of music. Life is beautiful.
Life is most definitely beautiful my friend!
try listening to some icytwat beats 2014-2017 or some of ethereals tapes from before 2015
@@hooligen8297 I'll look up, thanks for the suggestions!
Goddamnit Jenkins, smoke your joint!
I've done it. I've found the genre(s) I love the most. A bit strange to find it....here. But fuck it we ball.
Welcome, you’ve found a gold mine 🤝
The comments on this mix are some of the finest I've seen in a long time - keep it up internet, never cease to amaze :D
these mixes got me turning into a telescope 🔭 🔥♫🎮♫⏯👑🔈🔉🔊🎶🎵🎶
😎
Bro is a transformer
touch me through the fence
I like that
@@disstracktid my hands dont work anymore
The zooming in of the picture did it for me. U hit marine? Fantastic
"Master Chiefin, what are you doing?!"
"Finishing this bowl."
Just wanted to say that i love this mix very much. Discovered it a few weeks ago and have fallen asleep to it several times since. Very relaxing and therapeutic for a dnb mix.
I only picked this video cus of the thumbnail… fire af lmaooooo 🔥🔥🔥
I’m your 18 800th follower I kinda dig that number
Sometimes I'll play halo and listen to dnb playing snipers on lockout with my FOV on full for a real rush in game (m&k)
The title, thumbnail, and mix have never come together so dankological until now haha
RIP Sergeant Johnson 🫡💨
RIP 🫡
I grew up non stoner gamer, now I’m hyper stoner gamer. Ty.
"Brute sesh! Shipmaster, they're outsmoking us 3 to 1!"
"Then it is an even fight. ALL STONERS, SPARK AT WILL. BAKE THEIR MONGREL HOODIES!"
if you wade through enough anime girl themed dnb playlists youtube eventually starts to show you the good shit
Lmao devin the dude! 😂😂
we are all gonna make it brah
issa vibe to get strongly fades
Those soft lyrics accompanied by such an energetic beat actually works incredibly well together. It's a perfect balance between chaos and order.
Hit this one, Chief.
Try driving around at 12am blasting this all the windows down. It’s quite the release
YOO this thumbnail & title instantly brought a smile to my face. And the music a smile to my soul
"Pass it with your left, Chief"
you hittin with these bruh
Who else is at work , post bong rip and cup of coffee?
Super duper productive!
tonights music of choice at a *very late* 7AM, i present to you, my first time in a while smoking in peace on my own pace instead chillin with the bois, but surrounded by snacks. like chatGPT told me, i might as well be the Dr.Phil of hedonistic escapism, but ii think i deserve that every few months.
Putting the chief in master chief
Algo put it in my recommended, clicked on the title and pic alone
And was not let down by the selection choice, bless, one
Ty for help putting this type of d&b more into the yt algo. This is the type of IDnB/Jungle playlists I need more of & none of that sorry of an excuse for d&b overproduced "breakcore" bullshit
Private Mendoza: "Why do we always have to listen to this old stuff, Sarge?"
Johnson: "Watch your mouth, son. This 'stuff' is your history. It should remind you grunts what we're fightin' to protect!"
man Ive BEEN playing halo with jungle and DNB as a tradition for years now. thought I was the only one. just seems to fit it like a glove
Lol
Uploaded 9 days ago and literally feels like it's been on here forever been playing this non-stop for the past couple days
I remember after passing my drug test for the army and getting my plane ticket to Georgia, I lit a fat joint and was so wasted by the time I got to Basic. I'd do it all over again haha
thank you for your service
damn, the back half of the Hidden Agenda track is the best part lol😭 still a nice mix ty
"It may be dank, but it AIN'T invincible."
It's literally heaven and I am literally crying 😭
The opening track completely hooked me. I've never heard that Sugizo tune before and what a way to begin the journey!
It's tough to find a song worthy of following the iconic Hypersleep, but Parallax's piano-laden piece does so beautifully at 42:56
Legendary album cover
This is literally the greatest piece of media i've experienced all year
randomly found and now my favorite channel 🥲
hitting my bluntski right now
Sometimes im in that psy/trance/dnbjungle mood
woah never heard music like this. frantic but somehow calm and chill; paired perfectly with some globs of badder
From the golden era of DnB and a British creation ! Memories !!!
These titles get to me man
another zorrovian mix. lets go. i love to listen to these and play age of empires 2 🕉
never thought i'd see sgt johnson with ambient, jungle, jazzy, and 90s dnb
"N-no Sir."
"THEN LISTEN UP! When I shipped off for Basic, the Orbital Beat Grid was all theory and politics. Now look, this Jungle DnB mix is just one of many sickbeats on this video streaming playform. That sound could put a hole clean through a Covenant Capital ship. And that means I definitely would've been yo' daddy!"
"But Sir what about the Scarab?"
"We've all had a toke of that Bee. They tough, but they AIN'T invincible. Stick with the Master Keef, he'll know what to do."
"Yes, Sir, Sergeant! 👁👄👁"
Wtf and I thought I knew degen z language
@harveybirdman2674 Oh, okay then. Thanks for the comment, Guy. 👎
@@ScopeOperaSam I didn't mean to be offensive, was just highlighting that don't know the majority of words u decided to use In Ur story
@@harveybirdman2674 Is that your idea of an apology?
Babe wake up zorrovian posted a new mix
This is my favourite, that music, that blunt save my life
Nick Land hits you over the head with a bong fever dream soundtrack