The Borderlands Movie is a Disgrace

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @gungancrab
    @gungancrab 3 місяці тому +32

    6:10 Sorry to say but you guessed wrong, claptrap being excessively annoying is extremely faithful to the source material.

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 3 місяці тому +7

      At least unlike the movie he's annoying AND funny most of the time.
      And can be ignored on most occasions.

    • @DanielGoldhorn
      @DanielGoldhorn  3 місяці тому +7

      😭😭😭

    • @XXhite
      @XXhite 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@Virtualblueart I have to disagree, I spent a good 40%(not even Exaggerating, I was CONSTANTLY trying to kill claptrap💯💯💯) of playing borderlands shooting claptrap in the face. And it doesn't even do anything to him. He's just sooooo annoying that you hope maybe, just maybe, the 22848574737th bullet will somehow shut him up for good. And to the guy who made the video, this is one of those times you probably should have played the game, or at minimum, watch some play throughs💯💯💯.

    • @jcohasset23
      @jcohasset23 2 місяці тому

      Claptrap wasn't that bad in the first game, at least until the DLC, but it does feel like he's become increasingly more annoying with each game. Part of the problem is the over-reliance on bathos and thus has the Marvel problem of not taking anything seriously, which makes it difficult for the player to care about anything in the story.

  • @MaytayMaya
    @MaytayMaya 3 місяці тому +10

    Unfortunately Claptrap is the most accurate character to the source material, the whole point is that he's annoying and him getting shit on is comic relief.

  • @glassbearproductions
    @glassbearproductions 3 місяці тому +15

    Great work as always! I can and will be DMing you with a lore dump about Hammerlock and Jakobs! You cannot stop nor prevent this!! :D

    • @coobk
      @coobk 3 місяці тому

      ja-lock my beloved
      love the two gay (honestly this gay is redundant. historically cowboys were gay af) space cowboy goobers

  • @isaac_marcus
    @isaac_marcus 3 місяці тому +21

    "Hey, we're making a movie based on a Mature (17+) video game franchise that started 15 years ago, what rating should we go for?"
    Execs: "Pg-13"

    • @CoyKiyote
      @CoyKiyote 2 місяці тому

      @@isaac_marcus why not follow it up with a Unrated Sly Cooper movie 😜

  • @alexander_the_wood_mouse
    @alexander_the_wood_mouse 3 місяці тому +17

    Do I love the Borderlands games? Yes
    Will I ever see the movie? Never
    Will I still watch this review? Grab me the popcorn and soda please.

    • @CookingCrossing
      @CookingCrossing 3 місяці тому +1

      I refuse to watch the movie, so instead I watch reviews lol

  • @MandoMonge
    @MandoMonge 3 місяці тому +20

    It’s okay, the bad movie is over.
    You can go and play cult of the lamb to forget about it ^w^

  • @TSDTalks22
    @TSDTalks22 3 місяці тому +30

    bored-erlands

  • @ZoeLycan
    @ZoeLycan 3 місяці тому +8

    0% !!! now I NEED to see this disaster XD
    So this is the "Velma" of videogame movies
    I think we own the Mario Movie and Mortal Combat, an apology XD

    • @DanielGoldhorn
      @DanielGoldhorn  3 місяці тому +5

      @ZoeLycan No wait please, it's too late for me but save yourself!

    • @ZoeLycan
      @ZoeLycan 3 місяці тому +1

      @@DanielGoldhorn See you on the other side, brother!

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 3 місяці тому +1

      If you really, really insist: Just wait until its on some streaming site.
      The goat is right, this isn't even a so bad its good movie.

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 15 днів тому

      Which Mario Movie?

    • @ZoeLycan
      @ZoeLycan 15 днів тому

      @@jackalenterprisesofohio the original Super Mario Movie with actors

  • @Virtualblueart
    @Virtualblueart 3 місяці тому +2

    Game: There is no prophecy, there is no chosen one.
    Just a stubborn rumour about something amazing and valuable in a hidden alien vault opened by 3 artifacts.
    Plot: Everybody wants it, but the planet has gone completely nuts.
    Maybe because the presence of the artifacts drives people crazy (look at Tanis) or because the mega corps experimented on the entire population.
    Said Megacorps are as clueless as everybody else to where the vault is and so evil in their attempts to get to it that it's comedic by itself.
    Our dudes are trying their luck finding the vault but get embroiled in all kinds of shenanigans along the way meeting lots of memorable crazies.
    Lots of people die very, very, violently.
    In a cool comic book style.
    The movie has none of that.

  • @LeonardoKlotz
    @LeonardoKlotz 3 місяці тому +1

    AVI ARAD has ruined so far...
    * Borderlands
    * Daredevil (2003)
    * The Punisher (2004)
    * Elektra (2005)
    * Fantastic Four (2005)
    * X-Men: The Last Stand
    * Spider-Man 3
    * Bratz (2007)
    * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    * The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    * Ghost in the Shell (2017)
    * Venom: Let There Be Carnage
    * Uncharted (2022)
    * Morbius
    And now he's gonna ruin...
    * Kraven the Hunter
    * Venom: The Last Dance
    * Legend of Zelda
    * Naruto
    As long Arad lives, there's no hope

  • @CoyKiyote
    @CoyKiyote 2 місяці тому +1

    That scene at 0:16 seconds, which is in the trailer is exactly why I hate modern trailers.
    Oh my God! A giant plant monster! And it’s going to swallow them! How in the hell are they going to get out of- oh never mind. They’re fine.

  • @FleshOrbital
    @FleshOrbital 3 місяці тому +2

    i still cant get over them hiring ELI ROTH as director, and then going hmm actually we should make this pg-13

  • @Primarch19th
    @Primarch19th 3 місяці тому +1

    No it is not a disgrace. It is a tax write-off. The producer knew what he was doing. Read the IRS code on movie production losses. Then do your tube!

  • @Trainboy452
    @Trainboy452 3 місяці тому +4

    What is with Lionsgate and releasing bad films?

  • @typhoonthunder
    @typhoonthunder 2 місяці тому

    hoo-WEE you were right, this was dreadful. Felt like they tried to go for a Guardians of the Galaxy / Mad Max: Fury Road compilation movie but the characters have no charisma and the world is a cheap, derivative wasteland with no flair to it. I've never seen anyone who wanted less to be in a movie than Jamie Lee Curtis in this lmao
    ...that being said the little interactions between Tina and Kreig were pretty wholesome and it was the only modicum of joy I felt throughout this

  • @alb8158
    @alb8158 3 місяці тому +1

    Clap trap is in fact the most annoying character in all of fiction. I was at his birthday party, i know.

  • @NerdyGamerReacts
    @NerdyGamerReacts 3 місяці тому +1

    Subbed, you should DEFINITELY play BL 2 & 3,(with all the DLC and season passes with it), it's a fun experience that I think you'll enjoy WAY more than the film, the games and the lore is so fun to discover, and it's actually got beart, and it's entertaining. 💯🙂

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 3 місяці тому +1

      I'd suggest 2 first, then one to fill in the original vaulties, but certainly play tales to fill in some much needed backstory on who they will meet in 3.

    • @cherry9787
      @cherry9787 3 місяці тому

      Play BL3 with the dialogue turned off or with the mod that removes every main story mission

  • @CookingCrossing
    @CookingCrossing 3 місяці тому +1

    I have not heard anyone mention Moxxi, did she get cut from the pg 13 version?

    • @DanielGoldhorn
      @DanielGoldhorn  3 місяці тому +1

      @@CookingCrossing She's there, but it's very brief.

  • @angelicgalaxy4534
    @angelicgalaxy4534 3 місяці тому +2

    I made the mistake of going to see this movie,I was bored to death.

  • @Sassafrass95
    @Sassafrass95 2 місяці тому

    scarlet Johansson would of been a better fit for lillith... she's done a great job with that type of character as black widow and looks good with short red hair so the fact they didn't go with her as Lillith is a dissapointment

  • @tavvyprods1275
    @tavvyprods1275 3 місяці тому +1

    I wasn’t expecting uncensored cursing from you, Daniel. I thought you were more classy than that.

  • @gamingsheepy6981
    @gamingsheepy6981 3 місяці тому

    the acolyte was only bad for people who haven't consumed any Star Wars media than the original trilogy

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 3 місяці тому

    Eh I liked it. I feel bad for fans tho, they waited years for this regurgitated stuff?
    It’s clear lionsgate knew this was a flop and wanted this out and to wash their hands of it.
    I also see that Eli took the money and ran back to make Thanksgiving. His best film.

  • @bassfever4705
    @bassfever4705 3 місяці тому +1

    This is such a shame 😢. I love the games so much. When I heard the rumors of a movie coming out I was kinda excited. Then I saw the actors that were playing characters, and I lost all faith in this shit. How the fuck did they come up with Kevin Heart as Roland? None of these actors feel like the characters. I may hate the movie but I love watching all these videos shitting on it lol it deserves it.

  • @WolfmanArt
    @WolfmanArt 3 місяці тому

    I never saw any advertisements for the movie; you know that's a bad sign...

  • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
    @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 3 місяці тому

    I actually enjoyed this movie but I respect this video.

  • @jawnvaljawn
    @jawnvaljawn 3 місяці тому

    unfortunately the level of quality you see in the Borderlands movie is comparable to the recent games. they haven't made anything good since Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel and Tales from the Borderlands. this was 10 years ago!

    • @cherry9787
      @cherry9787 3 місяці тому

      Outside the main story, BL3 is actually pretty fun.

    • @jcohasset23
      @jcohasset23 2 місяці тому

      It was so forgettable I even forgot that Tiny Tina's Wonderlands came out only 2 years ago. Movies with long troubled production problems rarely turn out well and this is a movie that came out at least 5-6 years too late. As for the games I feel what made Borderlands successful in the late 2000's and early 2010's was the fact that co-op video games were few and far between at the time so it filled a needed niche but there are a lot more options now both in indie gaming and AAA gaming.

  • @sativaburns6705
    @sativaburns6705 3 місяці тому

    It almost makes the Monster Hunter movie passable.

  • @ajourneythroughcinema1271
    @ajourneythroughcinema1271 3 місяці тому

    I hated everything in this movie with a passion.

  • @ADR69
    @ADR69 3 місяці тому +1

    You haven't seen enough movies if you think this is that bad

  • @paytonestrada7746
    @paytonestrada7746 3 місяці тому

    The Sonic movie is a disgrace.

  • @daniexists6
    @daniexists6 3 місяці тому +1

    I await a few weeks from now when the internet finds a new "worst movie ever" to get mad at and forgets all about this, only to do the same on loop because we are not original.
    NOTE: the preceeding statement does not involve me defending Borderlands as a film.

  • @zephyr8072
    @zephyr8072 3 місяці тому

    Yes heaven forbid an actress act.
    I’m not defending the casting, but your reasoning for why it was bad is ludicrously off point.
    Can’t expect much cognitive ability from a furry of course but still.

    • @jcohasset23
      @jcohasset23 2 місяці тому +2

      While I feel the casting could have ideally been better I'll agree that many actors and actresses don't enjoy being typecast, and apparently a lot of the cast enjoyed getting to act outside the regular roles they tend to get. It would be interesting to see what the movie was like before the reshoots and heavy post-production edits as those likely played the biggest role in the movie's flop.

  • @luisdominguez4967
    @luisdominguez4967 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 this crap made it very apperent that anyone can act