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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
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Fuck the stupidity of some of these people gave me aids
Sorry about your aids. You probably didn't get it from this video tho. Ask your mom.
@@GregsGarage 😂😂😂
@@GregsGarage Destroyed in seconds lmao
@@GregsGarage 1:53 I can relate to this two guys SO MUCH
I agree this was a really stupid video trying to be funny. Not one solid joke I hear on the job.....shit half the video wasn't even shit welders say but what we do... and Greg to come back with a mom joke is as funny as the humor in this video...
Why does my helmet always fall when I don't want it to but get tighter than bulls asshole in fly season when I headbang like I'm at a Slipknot concert.
Well said!
I swear my hood is sentient and a damn troll.
Mine is always loose never wants to stay up. So lately I just keep it down and learned echolocation
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PLOT TWIST: welders are accualy grinders working undercover
Shitty ones are for sure lol
I always say when they ask me if I need a grinder, “I’m a welder, I’d need it if I was a grinder-er”
That's my motto, I weld like 3 yr old w crayons and a wall. It's a mess
Fun fact:Grindr was originally made for welder porn 😂
Not this welder
"I forgot to turn on the gas..."
If I had a nickel, man...
Donovan Gordon how about a dime instead?
How about a stack of dimes
i mig weld like a broke fuck bc i cant afford gas
@@redneckmaniac3463 i just stick weld everything with an old welder from the 60s
I'd settle for pennies and still be rich
If your weld sounds like bacon, you’re fine. If it smells like bacon, you’re on fire.
If you feel a warm spot its not piss.
Spoken Like a welder 🤣
I remember my glove caught on fire. I didn't realize for a little bit. My hand was super hot. So I stopped Welding and flipped up my helmet and saw my fingers were engulfed in flames. Lucky it was just the glove in which I quickly evacuated my hand from. No harm was done to me but that glove was ruined.
@@carnage50x was it your new glove
@@ramlife5437
Bro, it's ALWAYS the new gloves.
The old ones just shrink. 🥺
Oh God, that turtle joke caught me off guard.
Got to remember that joke to next time im on a construction site were they use helmets
I was going to skip this vid then I saw your comment.
I'm so glad now.
Hahahaha that was the shot right there 🤣🤣. Hey the only one that needs a helmet is you a skull makes the same sound. Ask me how I know hahaha.
you just know he's made to EVERYONE with a helmet
I died the first time I saw that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“It’s important you’re comfortable when welding”
*gets into bed and begins welding*
You sir have won UA-cam
4G on your back
That's hot.
okay thats funny
This is how the couch in my shed caught fire....
I was so proud of my first braze joint. My teacher said it looked like hammered whale shit.
haha
CAUSTICCOMMANDO569 yup... been there.. done that...!!
Clint Gilbert?
Lol
Kid welded a dick with like 6013 and the teacher (high school welding) was straight up honest with in front of the whole class "this weld looks like the shit you don't have keep your day job"
EVERY welder has said or done one of these. If they haven't they will. If they won't, they're just are soldering.
Fuck, it's hot!
Damn right!
Not sure about the turtle joke, though. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep, but I also caught the crotch of my coveralls on fire using the grinder!😂 fixed them with duct tape👍
I just started welding 2 years ago and I have said or done at least 70% of these😂
Forgot the “oh crap it’s on grind mode”
Toxic Noise lol been there done that
Oh my god this happens to me every god damn day
yes. my number 1 problem is shit! its on the goddamn grind mode.
You have no idea how many times I've done that.
I know it’s just my welding class but shit, I’ve done before, blinded myself twice doing that lol.
A grinder and paint will make you the welder you ain't. ♥
Grinder and paint can't even fix my welds. Tig welded today and even my welding instructor went "oh Wow..."
Michael Smith 😂😂😂
Or 'putty and paint'.
rip its so hard to find that perfect looseness/tightness on the helmet...but once you do.. 👌
I swear
That perfect tightness doesn't exist my guy.
30 mins later its loose as tits
Drives me crazy when the headband gets loose on it's own.
The speedglass 9100 is pretty sick for the gear. One knob tightens the gear the other adjusts the hard break when its on top. Kinda clicks in and out.
been welding for 20 years, i forget to turn the gas on or clamp the earth on multiple times a day
Does it usually happen to you that you weld your clamps to the work? It usually happens to me, and it's a little annoying.
Juan Sambucetti never had that happen lol just put it in a different spot or clamp it to the table
@@ashton6478 i clamp the two pieces together with the clamp, then weld the two pieces together with the clamp. Happened 2 or 3 times.
Juan Sambucetti you don’t have to clamp them together haha
@@ashton6478 so how do i fix them in place? Just hot glue or what?
"That was warped before I ever started welding on it..." got me. I have heard that one before. Sincerely.
You forgot the thousand times that we have to say “watch your eyes” 😂
Nope, screw that, I will warn someone about it ahead of time then say "eyes" or "welding". After the first time of getting flashed if they don't learn to look away, they deserve to burn their eyes. I don't get in Darwin's way.
Jeremiah90526 They warrant to suffer.
@@Jeremiah90526 i take it you dont work with a pipefitter holding fittings in place for you tontack together then?
COVER
Great job on this compilation guys... I admit that I can weld but I am NOT a welder! Nicely done... now, I gotta go do me some grindin'!
Thank you! This was a fun one to coordinate and film... Got to work with a handful of my youtube friends to make it all come together.
@@GregsGarage you guys killed it! 😎
One I tell people is "Just cause it aint glowin dont mean its not hot" and inevitably 30 secs later "SONOFA..." lol
The same thing in chemistry labs. Hot glassware looks the same as cool glassware.
just like a gun, hot is just as blued as cold
@@AmorDeae And in certain situations, reactions can be exothermic and no one would notice before that beaker or erlenmeyer burns you.
Learned that the hard way with aluminum!
I tell everyone around me “just assume everything on my table was just welded because 90% chance it was
The clamp one is too relatable lol
Donovan Gordon always very fucking annoying lol
I know how that one feels haha
Also applies to woodworking, no such thing as too many clamps.
raidkoast Had those same moments except the steel was up in the air and my stupid self is like "Why isn't it working?"
I did that in metal class about three times and I couldn't work out what was wrong.
you got change for a dollar?
*heres a stack of dimes*
💪💪🤣🤣🤣
Dwmn
I usually find myself saying “dammit wrong amperage” right after I melted the plate
@@kadinthompson5039 oh Tig aluminum was a pain in my ass to get used to. Once you do it's piss easy and hella fun but it's so counterintuitive because in order to prevent you from melting the plate you need to turn the amperage up so you can finish the weld before too much heat builds up in the rest of the weldment
Had to weld a bent plate of 2 mm thick tight, and said: "185 would be enough, right?"
Ended up blasting a hole into 4 mm of steel with MIG
@@apfel_taartje475 185 amps or 185 IPM?
@@richardmillhousenixon amps I think
@@apfel_taartje475 Jesus Christ no wonder it blew through. For one, MIG is a CV (constant voltage) process, where really the only variables you control are the voltage and the IPM (wire feed speed), and even then, I don't even hit 120 amps when running 1/8" 7018 stick electrodes on a 1 inch v groove weld so it's no wonder 185 blew through a 4mm plate
ya got me with the left handed gloves, that's my whole locker at work,
shoot we even had a left-handed welder for a bit to balance things out
Zakerath that one i dont really get lol my left glove is the one that burns up, im right handed
I have thing weird thing that I go through left gloves no matter what they are made of and no matter what I'm doing (painting). I'm right handed so the guy in the video caught me off guard how he goes through right gloves when all he does is hold he stinger. Makes no sense. Also I noticed when I wear some shitty adidas trousers when working, it's my left leg that gets all the holes around he knee cap....
I guess I will make a good friend to have around the shop as I'm always looking for a left glove.
Yea as a right handed welder I often don't even wear a glove on my right hand. Lefty gets all the abuse.
@@Camwize same here
My shop has 90% left hand gloves. It gets me so mad.
I always get holes in my left glove
Hey k greens, send me your lefts and I'll send you my rights, lol.
Technically you can turn them inside out to make them right!
Most people burn their right gloves first, so they end up with a large collection of left gloves :P
Mine is all right gloves because I can't loose what I don't use lol
"I'll just fill that in a bit" is too damn relatable.
And the number one word that welders say most "Ouch !"- also my most often used terms "Not enough amps, oops too many amps" - "Ill just fill that a bit", "Ill just grind that a bit", "Ill just give that a tweak with the hammer"
I use the Oyx-Ace and Plasma cutters so my most common one is either "That's Fucking Hot!" or "Oh Shit I'm on fire!"
I just say "fuck" all day
“You do your best” “I will grind the rest”
That's exactly what my teacher used to say to me, when I was practicing my welding!
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"WHAT THE F ***! Oh, ground clamp"
Damn. Right in the feels. i cri evrytim.
Read this as soon as he said it
Dont even get me started 😂😂😂
I just started using mig to put sheet metal in autobody work. I'll get all the way on the ground, everything on and no arc. I'm getting older and I'm overweight, so getting up off the ground to either turn on the welder or clamp the ground on is a big deal.
grinder n paint make a welder whut he ain't
AvE.... lol
TRX VLOGGER Ay never thought I would see you here lol
Guys Who Do Stuff haha Really? I assume you're one of my Subscribers?
TRX VLOGGER Yeah lol
Guys Who Do Stuff Ohh I remember your username now haha.
“Grinder and paint will make you the welder you ain’t.” That’s my 2020 mood
After the welding I did yesterday.......this statement is 110% true
All these years I've searched the internets I finally found some people like me.
what, you're an idiot?
Well if that's what we are Jamie then we are all in it together, you included.
I Make and Fix Stuff I'm not a welder
And that's not all you're not.
I Make and Fix Stuff correct, I'm not
Black
Old
Bold
Retarded
Ugly
Repulsive
Female
Gay
The list can go on forever...
“Must be a bad rod”
*after the third time it sticks
Giggity
Lmao
“I am a grinder god!” Lol
I say that all the time, and I don't even weld...
Giggity
Work with one, and he most definitely isn't a god, a twat - but not a god
Forgot to put down the flip up lens after using auto darkening for the past few months, learned that lesson fast!
I use a flip front when I'm grinding. Worst thing is when I go to weld and forget the lens is flipped up still.
If I had a nickel for every time I shut the auto off to grind and/or oxy-cut and didn't turn it back on....
@@maxharter5716 Stack of dimes
Mine neither flips up or auto darkens, I just say fuck it and leave the helmet down
@@maxharter5716 I've only done that a handful of times, whoever designed the Optrel autodarkeners needs a medal because they designed the grind mode to time out after ten minutes, and the indicator light is right in a spot where even if you wear glasses it's still visible around your frames
-u got change for a dollar?...
- here's a stack of dimes...😂😂😂
best part tho...😎😂
ikr XD
"Try getting 20 inches of continuous weld with your little stick!"
Lmao
Kaden R turn 14 inches to 20. I can’t do that lol
hand me that 1/4" jet, and get out the way.
you just need a big stick!
Try 10 feet hahaha
Sounds like 20 inches of warping to me
Or when you go up 3 stories high get set up but realize you forgot to turn on your machine
"My machine has remote amperage controls, I'll be fine"
Yeah, but it doesn't turn it on, right?
“Actually it’s this line” is something I say more than I should 😂
hello to american welders from russian comrades
Hello to you, Russian comrade.
Privet Toravisch may your work shirt never catch fire.
Privet
hi max
Greetings from the U.S.
If I posted what us machinists say UA-cam would ban me.
ColKorn1965 I can relate! Haha
ColKorn1965 they don't say nothing lol just throw shit across the shop when they screw up
Kelley Forlines true, I hit my friend in the back of the head with a brush cus I was annoyed that he wasn't feeding fast enough XD
Watch yourself bud, if you startle someone into feeding themselves into a machine you'll be in the hot water
Fingolfinator I waited till the lathe was off XD
haven't laughed like that in a long time thanks. my grinding skills get better and better every time i weld
You and me both brother!
So thts means ur a grinder not a welder , cuz u grind more then u weld ? Not a good thing to be proud of.
it was a joke you fool
Then clearly you need to work more on your welding skills and not your grinding skills.....Fuckin amateurs....
Omfg, everyone here is a professional, certified fucking welder it seems. The guy just made a joke, don't take it serious you fucking retards.
When dude on ladder dropped his collet or whatever it was, I felt that!
Brandon Westbrook i think it was the nozzel
@@garrettnino5137 the shroud
“That’s hot”
The amount of times I said that in welding class is way to much 😂😂
left, left, left, left lmao best one
Dalton Herr It's so Damn true though..lol
its funny because its true.
Dalton Herr its always right for me for some reason lol
left handed TIG?
Dalton Herr Definitely lol
Undercut is caused by lumpy gas.
We had a supervisor that came over from an unrelated field that we actually told this to...he believed it. 🤣
LOL
I had managers that used to tell us we were getting porosity because we were welding faster than the gas was coming out.
Lumpy gas is why I never leave the house without an extra pair of socks.
4:45 I was afraid he would stand up wearing no trousers lol get comfy for welding
+Cactus! workshop HAHA!!! Thanks for the visual!
The best thing about this entire video is that in my welding class we had so many extra left gloves it was irritating
skipio957 my left glove goes faster than anything else
0:57
When you install a new online videogame and ask "how do i get anything done around here?"
i know literally nothing about welding and this is hilarious hahahaa!
same lmao
Its all true. Jokes but yeah its true.
First time i watched this i had 0 welding expierience. After a year of welding later i get so many of these jeez haha
Same here, never really got it, then now I get everything but a good weld
Yup
Thanks for the laughs, as soon as this started I knew there would be a few seens ware the helmets would fall down or not move.
I'm glad you liked it!
I used to work in the weld shop as a helper and chatter like this was pretty common, kept everyone entertained during the 7-5 workdays
“I love butt welds” as he’s doing a T-joint
You noticed too
I have seen this video like 10 times and i havent noticed until now gggg
Nah, where he welded was actually a butt, the rest would be fillet
A T joint would be if he had one piece flat in the table and the other vertically on the other piece
Oh my God I can't believe I didn't notice that
The butt welding guy had me laughing so freaking hard I couldn't breath. I think I woke up my neighbors
Luke Covington
My welding teacher was just like him 😂
That's not even a butt weld though, that's a T joint
In answer to your which end first? The end with the numbers "so x-ray can see you used the correct rod for the job".
grinder & paint..will make u the welder u aint LMFAO
wildeyednorthernboy skookum as frig
PISSTNBROKE OFFROAD "Focus you fuck!"
Axel Milan fuck yea buddy!
I am rarely welding at work, but i kan still FEEL this video.
I have no idea why UA-cam keeps recommending this to me every few months. Hilarious video.
It knows... It knows... LOL!
"Just grind it" need a shirt that says that.
The ice pick he used for roasting the hot dog said DIRESTA on it!
Oh that was an ice pick? I had it confused with a punch, because of the "handle" part.
Jaxxon Koethler i have your profile pick as my home screen
it sure does
I thought it was Jimmy for a second lol
grinder and paint makes me the welder I ain't
The worst part of catching fire in the middle of a weld, is realizing where the smell of smoked bacon is coming from.
"Looks straight, tack it!"
2:50 love it! Hahah thats the difference between a welder and someone that has the piece of paper from school and no practical welding
i have both and honestly short of 10+ yrs experience welding with multiple processes in all positions they don't have the knowledge that i posses. As far as schooling goes if the school is only doing theory then its not worth shit. Mine you had to be able to be able to pass the ticket tests to move forward. A good trades course wont shove you through out the door with only theory, they will make sure you actually know how to do it.
Zach K hell I'm not even getting a piece of paper other than a highschool diploma and I can stick and mig pretty good now I'm getting okay at tig
if your getting good then go try your hand at your welding certifications..... Mine are recognized world wide
Werterion I'm already signed up at the TCAT school near me to go there when I get out of high school. I'm not promising I could pass certification but I'd like to think I could.
Kelley Forlines if the school dosent make sure you can pass it then it's not a good school. the school I went to made sure you were ready for it, very very critical on your test materials. always aim for your best and always aim to be better, between school those certs you will have leaps and bounds on career opertunity than others once you have a few years on job experience.
"If you can't penetrate, you need to see a Doctor! " Just brilliant.
Thanks so much for the laughs. I'm going to make a bacon sandwich now.
So, how was the sandwich?
best welding video ever ! welding is so much fun especially over head , being showered in spark's
OH SHIT .......... I'm on fire .......oh it's OK
it's just my wallet.............OH SHIT MY WALLET !!!!!!!!
I've got slag running down my ass crack!!
The damn amount of times Ive been set on fire is ridiculous. In less than six months it has to be at least 10
Stick welded with my phone sticking out of my pocket and the top half is fucked.
@@Mikey-ym6ok If only we still had Nokia.....😁
Clayton Hess oh so true. Haha
These captions are great lmao
"Sound of welding, but it doesn't sound right"
😅
At work we got " do your best and dje grind the rest" and also put cardboard between the ground clamp and your buddies bench, or flip up the continuous feed switch on the wire feeder when they're in the middle of a weld lol
Great job. I did that shit for 40 yrs. and finally a video that isn't somebody just bitchin about it.
what would jody do xD that was epic
Taking my first welding class in uni and I feel this
I loved the bit at 2:50 with the welder and the metallurgy professional!
The gloves fucking gets me. Finding the other glove takes more time than welding.
"I'd grind the piss out of that!"
Left, left, left, left
The pain is to real, I remember I was quenching a blade and I said fuck it and put 2 left gloves on
The “I’ll just grind it” saying is so true lmao
The hotdog and bacon jokes remained me of the movie The Spirit of ST. Louis when Frank cooks fish with a torch at the Ryan factory.
I gotta question for those more experienced welders, when you use a auto dim helmet isn't it easier to just leave it down while your Adjusting?
Tony some guys get away with it but in my experience, everyone ditches them because they dont last as long. Usually noobs use them but I have also seen 10 year vets get away with using them and love them
Tony Find what works for you
They work fine indoors in a shop. Outdoors...no you need a real hood.
Tec 9
So you mean only the classic flip down helmets are good?
Tony Nothing at all wrong with classic flip down hoods. Auto darkening are fine indoors, sucky outdoors. You wont find anyone welding outdoors with an auto darkening hood.
"I'd grind the piss outta that"
had me lol
i am a GRINDER GAWD! :V
That can mean something entirely different in 2018...
@@gavbag1234 lol you don't wanna say that in my shop nowadays
Last thing you want to tell your QC! Lol
I found it for the side screws if you loosen them a bit the head thing works most of the time.
5:57 is not right, the rod didn't arc when you touched the clamps fusing the rod onto the clamp so when you rip it off the clamp comes with it.
I like to see your stick do 20 ft of continuous weld
Your "little" stick
Cant see it from my house...
I love how the masks never go down when they want them to lmao
This video is a timeless classic that will be seen forever
This was the laugh I needed. I have watched all of you as well as Jodi and Chucke2009. Always learn something watching the pros getting it done. Again, I thank you all.
"I am a Grindr God"
One weird thing I've learnt since I started welding. Mig Tig and arc all smell different.
Arc smells the best
Al toxic, lol
When you melt the tappIng paste that smelss good
@@hardcore4life279
But when you havn't cleaned the job properly so your welding on paint gal and rust and you can taste the death in the air
@@kadinthompson5039 thank you, I'll look out for it now
that's me everyday in class...F*** THAT WAS HOT! :P
I get teased in class about 1.)Buying a Laser Thermometer to measure the metal temperature. and 2.)Using it. Seriously, there is too hot to touch with bare hand temps, too hot to touch with a TIG gloved hand, too hot to touch with a Stick gloved hand, then too hot to continue welding. People make fun of me for using a tool to figure out which one it is.
Welding for 9 years.. this is the most authentic... realistic vidro ive ever seen.
One of my favorite lines is, “That’ll buff out”
0:42 welding mask say supreme on the side, $10,000
Very few welders could afford that and even if they could, not many would be dumb enough to.
"if your stickout isn't just right you won't get enough penetration when you use your flex-head to walk the cup on an open root butt joint" Or something like that.
"Smells like DC Rod" Hahaha Great vids!
I just started my welder formation 2 month ago so far I love it
The worst is when you set your autoshade to grind mode and tell yourself you'll change it back to weld mode before you start welding, and then immediately forget and blind yourself.
diresta and AvE shoud b in this !! son of a didly ! i almost released the schmoo
Adnan Mlivo he used a diresta ice pick for the hot dog
I was just thinking AvE would be perfect for this too haha
3:26 LMFAO
... Yup. That happened to me too. Along the lines of somebody taking the wee out of your helmet
My colleague literally pulled that joke on me yesterday
Turtle fuck!
Every american state in a nutshell
0:43
Texas:
0:54
give it another 20 years and all the states will be left
gfy everyone go look at the history of elections.
HAHAHA!! it took me a second to figure out what m you were trying to say. I love it. Totally true
@@pyromaniac354 less bro.
Thanks UA-cam recommended, I didn’t know how much I needed this.
The helmet sliding down and struggling to bring it down killed it for me hahaha.