How I Met Your Mother - One Minute Series Recap

transcript;
Barney - I'm sorry I lied to you, I'll tell you everything, the whole story
Quinn - Fine, you have one minute before I walk out that door
Barney - Erm, it's err, kind of a long story, Quinn, gonna take a little bit longer than a minute
Quinn - 52 seconds
Barney -
Seven years ago when marshal and lily got engaged, Ted saw Robbin across a crowded room, and I said, "oh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty," but ted really liked her so we played; 'have you met Ted?"
They went to dinner, Ted walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't, lame.
So he stole a smurf-penis and went back to her place, should have kissed her didn't, lame.
He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof, but decided to be friends, lame.
Then Ted wanted to take Robbin to a wedding; she couldn't go so ted went alone and met Victoria, didn't kiss her either, lame. not a great closer ted.
But he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany.
Ted kissed Robbin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robbin, Ted and Robbin broke up, Robbin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud.
Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp - not really relevant to the story, I just like mentioning that as much as possible.
I hooked up with Robbin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus, we made up.
{breathe}
Robbin and I started dating; I got fat, her hair fell out, we broke up.
Robbin dated Donn, I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robbin, I dumped Nora, Robbin dated Kevin, but not for long.
And then I met you, and you took my grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyway, and you let me fart in front of you, I asked you to marry me and you said yes, and we came over here to meet little Marvin, and that's everything.
Also I went on the price is right and won a Dune-Buggy.
Quinn - Goodbye Barney.
Barney - Gooo ..I ..jus
Lily - She let you fart in front of her
Marshall - Barney, you go get that girl
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here is a small clip of when Barney tells Quinn the how i met your mother story so far, don't know why ted is taking so long, when so far can be told in less than a minute, but hey, i'm glad, because it gives us a long string of series to watch !
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[@sawyerfan5056]

Barney needs one minute
Ted needs 9 years
Thats kinda sad

[@lauivan6726]

52secs rly

[@sawyerfan5056]

@@lauivan6726 cut the off story things like barney talking about the tatto?

[@nadimabbas4093]

It's amazing that Barney can talk this fast without tiring his breath out

[@cazia9]

that's courtesy of NPH's vocal training as a singer...being able to carry notes without wavering off-key or taking a breath requires a strong voice

[@TheScribe1.0]

I find it funny that Ted told the story to his kids for 9 seasons, and yet Barney told the story in 52 seconds.

[@annaoffive]

@@TheScribe1.0 technically less than that! He made a couple of comments as he told it lol

[@lazprayogha]

10 rappers Eminem's too scared to diss

[@swaggyamw]

The fact that Barney was able to do what she asked and she still rejected it automatically makes her non wife material

[@madeline1933]

[after Quinn finds out Barney dated Robin and gives him exactly 1 minute to explain himself] Barney: Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said "oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty," but Ted really liked her so we played "Haaave You me Ted?" They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. So he stole the Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof but decided to be friends, lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria. Didn't kiss her either, lame. Not a great closer Ted. Then he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil came back with a Latin stud. Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning it as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up... Robin and I started dating and I got fat her hair fell out. We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora. I cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora. Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you and you took my Grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said yes so we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything. Also I went on the Price Is Right and I won a dune buggy!

[@vanguardplays3418]

I wonder how many takes it took for Neil Patrick Harris to do this

[@lilomilos]

Probably not that many hes awesome

[@BenDrowned01]

Also, was this shot in one go? The camera switched a couple of times so he might have taken a breath?

[@drewstein99]

It's funny how he says Ted got hit by the bus and not himself.

[@Pdsbajkerkos]

I just realized something. Barney was singing this whole time. Not talking.

[@CricketsTavern]

What

[@geraltofrivia9424]

WTF are you talking about?

[@raynocwh9367]

Im always impressed with this scene.

[@goosifyed9717]

barney should be the guy who reads fine print in gnb comercials.

[@HaydnBuchanan]

that one dislike is Quinn

[@crazysand7313]

well duh

[@nmeeelis]

and her fake account

[@northern_law738]

and her 5 fake accounts.

[@Chemical_Argentum]

Ted wasn’t the one to get hit by a bus :P Other than that, great scene!

[@PieceofCraft]

Why hasn't anyone made a super cut with all the footage in this recap with voice over

[@jonp6201]

I would love to know how many takes this took for NPH to get it down.

[@patrickorourke41]

Barney is right..Ted isn’t a great closer.

[@huubie1]

Robin went to Argentina, not Brazil. Other than that great scene😁

[@calisophie3635]

yah that one confused me but it could be just barney not caring where Robin went.

[@SunilKumar-zd5kq]

Barney: I just said she went to Brazil

[@BlackWatchNotingham]

@@calisophie3635 I mean Barney confused China with Mexico soo

[@Gartoons]

It's canon that Barney is horrible at geography.

[@CharlieZuko]

Barney says Sweden and France are the same, so…

[@Zugzwang221b]

It was actually 50 sec impressive

[@bobafett782]

You forgot the I in the title

[@HaydnBuchanan]

8 years later and you may be the first person to have noticed - i sure didn't
fixed ✌️

[@samstern2042]

See how's it done Ted?

[@archersmith869]

How many takes did that take

[@carlos80197]

Missed the Stella part

[@03019a]

The important thing is, Ted got a tramp stamp, that part is covered

[@seancorrea3757]

to be fair he wasted 8 seconds

[@neiljohnsemaning6227]

It's irrelevant since barney is talking about Robin.

[@malakai9738]

This is useless but thank you