EVANGELIDIUM. EPISODE 9: YOU ARE (NOT) A GOD
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- Oh! Didn't notice you there. Was just practicing my Ultraman moves... This is a film about the importance of human connections and all the ways I can i place a camera so that every dramatic shot has a breast or a butt in it. Like my favorite scene I ever animated: the REAL Barenziah!
Owen Flaherty: / newoaf
Come, Sweet Death cover: allinallmusic....
All of the animation, sound and music is by ME. But this time around a lot of really talented and kind people contributed their voices and a few background pictures. Read about them in the credits! And DO meet your heroes;)
Свободу политзаключенным: от Саши Скочиленко, Кара-Мурзы, Дмитрия Иванова до Яшина и Навального.
Spread.. your wings!.. Auroran GOLDEN EAGLE!!
That scene felt like a mix between Gundam and devil man
This is really cool because I know the titles and their influence but I feel a bit embarassed I am yet to watch those classics.
bruh nice
Where is this song from? Google is silent
@@faust3209 I made it.
Mr Kirkbribe didn't even try to get out of his bed to record the song.
What a gigachad move.
Massive cock energy
Too busy dreaming.
@@Chaosian Skooma dreams
Too busy CHIMING
This is SO GOOD! Bethesda needs to pay you to make an elder scrolls animated series! Love your stuff
Their PELINAL opera started my interest in Elder Scrolls lore and your channel. Both your channels are awesome :)
Heeell yeah even the Triune Loremasters are on board with this!
If only Bethesda weren't such pussies about their lore :/
They seriously gotta meet us halfway on making their setting unique.
i would pay to see that tbh
Would love to see an elder scrolls anime
The Tribunal themselves has spoken
Nazi elves, psychotic bio-robot-gods, magical terraforming, cuckolding and imperialistic genocide. Aah, Elder Scrolls, never change...
@@gregorylaufend2570 Yeah
I mean, they kinda did after Kirkbride got sent into the realm of oblivion because of the amount of skooma he smoked in bethesda's office.
Elven gold diggers
You guys are so in depth with the lore. How do I understand it like you guys.
@@wizardcat4423 PLay them games boah, and read boah, and watch timelines boah. You understand boah.
Truly, a loveletter to what Bethesda will never do with the lore
Most of what you see in here is a mix of lore in the bethesda canon(numidium, tiber's affair with Barenziah, the underking, zurin arctus), mixed with deeplore (Jungled Cyrodiil, Marukh the Imga)
Oh I'm well aware of the sources. What I mean is that, even if TES has some great deep lore canon stuff, they barely do anything with it more than a couple of hints and referential winks to the player here and there. They remain almost untouched after 2 decades, like a book you bought just to remember your friends how smart you are, sitting on the shelf, with the receipt still inside. ESO has been a little more creative with some of its books, but it's still mainly references, not a development. I love the TES series, but to me it's a pity that all this original and risky ideas will remain on the shelf for the sake of better selling stories.
A… _loveletter,_ you say?
@@WingedMad
I could be wrong, but I heard part of the reason they don't delve into the lore/let there be contradictions was so players could decide what actually happened.
@@johnnygyro2295 You heard right. They use that excuse often (as I would). I honestly don't care much about technical details like the size of Tamriel or how each race reproduces (well, ain't I liberal) and I do agree that not knowing that leaves more to the imagination. But things like this video don't give those cold facts either and still enrich the lore and stimulate our imagination. In fact, you can actually end up more confused after watching stuff like this, which constitutes most of its appeal. More brainfood is always good. So yeah, it's perfectly possible to play around more with such a fertile lore without contradicting people's headcanon or restricting their creativity (it actually helps it)... but then again, not doing it is easier.
Everybody gangsta until Dagoth Ur starts speaking Russian
It's Ur. But ok.
@@AllINAllmusic two days with no sleep surely took a toll on my brain
@@yasyadefen1135 get some rest!
@@AllINAllmusic just about to do so
Good night, komrade!
@@yasyadefen1135 sweet dreams!
I assure you
Tiber Septim railing Barenziah is important to the plot
With surprisingly accurate sound
How?
Disgostang
@@snowyhyper2352 Because when Barenziah became unexpectedly pregnant with Tiber Septim’s child, he had his healer abort the child against Barenziah’s wishes. Or so I’ve heard.
Neat@@ViktorEnjoyer
I never thought I would ever feel existential dread on a fictional character or race's behalf, but that scene of the Numidium glaring through the Altmer's wards was terrifying.
The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled.
ratdog ratdog ratdog ratdog
@@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
This.
The dwemer have delved too deep and the depths stare's back at them.
Mirror Logicians? Useless.
@@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 For what? You who stare at the dirt and call it divine. Men are but Elves degenerated.
You really are at the bottom of the TES lore iceberg
We have Dreugs.
@@AllINAllmusic I see exactly what you did there and I like it.
Bottom of the iceberg man, we got the Sload Soap.
If I knew how to video edit and had a mic I would totally do a clickbait "ELDER SCROLLS LORE ICEBERG EXPLAINED" video.
Yet why still we are at a top of it ?
Can someone find the TES Lore iceberg for me? Like the big one with 10+ layers or something that I've seen sometime on r/TrueSTL (I can find a small Iceberg but not the big one that I want)
This is probably the most comprehensive interpretation of the numidium's power I've ever seen.
I sure do like my assignment as a soldier of House Dwemer in the year 700 of the First Era. I certainly hope nothing bad will happen.
I hear Cheif Tonal Architect Kagrenac found a big heart and is experimenting with it. That sounds safe.
@@kazmakazii didn't you meant "Chief Tonal Architect Kagrenac"?
@@Burobrody yup sorry
Having my girlfriend show me (a non Elder Scrolls fan) your videos while she tries and explain everything that's happening in them is actually terrifying.
I thought this was supposed to be a game about killing dragons as a viking or something, and suddenly there's a giant robot god who smacks an entire elven race so hard it breaks a dream into all possible realities.
This is absolutely unreal work and I don't understand, I'm scared, I need an adult.
I hope your girlfriend is an adult...
@@AllINAllmusic Haha, yes, absolutely! xP
But sometimes I need a diffirent adult that doesn't try to explain me how my tranquil existance as an axe-wielding Nord is all just a dream, and seeing this might bring me in a coma-like state of existential dread because I may be unable to separate "I" from "I are all we"!
Elder Scrolls lore can be loose/contradictory at times. Partly due to space-time getting messed with occasionally and partly due to writers wanting players to come up with their own ideas of what actually happened or not. So if you don't want to believe the whole "universe is just a god's dream" thing I think you're good.
lmao this i like me and my boyfriend! he has a really bad memory so he doesnt absorb much and i just basically force him to listen to me say sht like “so… so… all three of them turn into one person and then he turned into a god and achieved CHIM…but not all gods can do that a-a-and then there was a dragonbreak be-… are you listening??” over and over again
A lot of it can be explained by kirkbride being high off his balls when writing for morrowind, i have no excuses for daggerfall though
He actually got kirkbride the absolute madman
?
@@FasterthanLight11 that's him singing fly me to the moon in the credits with his old beanie and beard
@@yurijedi49 oh silly me. I know of the guy and his writing but dont know what he looked like. until now
How something so awesome is possible?
Can anybody give me some directions so that I can actually find that video? I need that in my life.
Reality: "Nooooo you can't just use noise to replace me with your own idea of what everything is!"
Dwoomers: "Ha ha giant robot god go *incomprehensible sound* "
Numidium reminds me of Regigigas, personally I think Pokémon is really sleeping on the evangelical potential Regigigas has.
Never watched Evangelion but I love this. Always imagined Numidium being this unholy reality-destroying monstrosity. Straight up terrifying
Makes me very happy when lovecraftian bits actually feel scary to people.
I personally would find it more terrifying if it looks absolutely normal, as normal as a gigantic robot god can be.
@@grafeugenius Like if it was more realistic than any of the other animation, kick it into the uncanny valley, make it otherworldly
@@AllINAllmusic the nature of lovecraftian mythos and horors are indeed more complex then trivial understanding of them. As fan of both TES and Lovecraft I adore your work. But as my undestanding of lovecraftian horror is what it awakens in mind and souls of men, the question that can not be answered, the fear of the unknown (which is basic fear of all mankind as I can asume) and unexplainable by human mind. In short it's the incarnate fear of human mind that tries to logically or illogically explain everything what we can reach with it. I'm really interested in your opinion on this.
Walk brass is soo strong that the ultra numidium version walking around in parallel universes is a pillar of reality :)
I've watched this so many times, at 1.13 the numidium both missed the bug and squashed it at the same time, time warps and the dragon breaks when the brass tower walks, all possible outcomes that occur are real as the bug is both alive and dead
First.
Ah, here is the comment that got it. I didnt catch the schrodinger's bug thing so I thought it was a reference to the c0da prequel with the locust prophet
@Michael Dobbin So if i am understanding you correctly.Numidium's powers were affecting the local space time continuum and creating anomalies but somehow avoiding paradoxes?
@@stevengreen9536 it was not at all avoiding paradoxes. It's been involved in some of the biggest paradoxes in the elder scrolls
@@Ezekiel_Allium AH okay so now i have another question." IF " that is indeed the case.Then by what magical plot device did Tiber Septim use to NOT accidentally erase Nirn from existence half way through the battle!?
"Get in the Numidium, Spetim."
My sides....
didn’t expect to watch barenziah get rawdogged when i clicked on this but you never fail to surprise me allinall
Yeah what am I gonna do when everyone will get used to this.
Get better jokes perhaps?
"Get in the robot god hjalti"
can we just put allinall in charge of TES Lore from now on
Who says he’s not?
They'll make me draw vikings or smth shit.
Bethesda is all about streamlining. They've been incapable of this sort of deeplore for a long, long time. AllinAll would intimidate them, and they couldn't monetize, besides.
@@daleicious1528 Man's already gone full CHIM.
@Berzerk Llama nedic imperial? Nedes were humans native to TamRiel in the 1E and before. All 'Imperials' are nedes. Colovians are late 1E (post-Selective) Nord-influenced nedes. You meant Nibenaens, and no, ESO doesn't differentiate them any more than Oblivion did. ESO writers don't write for the sp games, either. Technically, they don't even write for Bethesda Gameworks. ESO has added some fun lore, but it's truly nothing special. Streamlining, more approachable, and so entirely diluted.
Okay the spinning Barenziah during the credits where she alternates between being pregnant and not is a superb touch. Haunting, but superb.
I know very little about Elder Scrolls lore, so this mirrored my experience of watching Evangelion for the first time almost exactly.
I like this kind of a viewer.
@The Eclipse Now it all makes sense. All we need now is the Thalmor starting the Third Impact while Todd Howard sings Komm süsser Todd in the background
@The Eclipse *WE ARE BECOME I AM BECOME ALL*
That ending with the Thalmor lady...is more ominous than some people might think. The only Worm that it can refer to that I'm thinking of is Mannimarco himself, and the golden eagle might be Umaril the Unfeathered (since he made a deal with Meridia and Aurorans are her Daedra). And since Thalmor seek the return of mer supremacy in Tamriel, my take on it is that they want to bring Umaril back...and might have succeeded in that canon
Meaning the leadership are likely secret Ayleid descendants.
Because the Thalmor look down on the Dunmer for worshiping the Daedra and being of impure bloodlines. Something the Ayleids also did and were. So they should, if anything, look down on the Ayleids too.
Isn’t that just the KotN DLC?
@@g.colvin2211 this is different in that Umaril was not killed for real by Pelinal and basically came back after long enough. By this point he is dead for real and thusly it is a much bigger undertaking
Levon Gevorgyan the Ayleids worshipped Meridia. She's an Aedra like Trinimac was before Boethia corrupted him into Malacath.
@@lonewanderer1328 No, she's a former Magna Ge, not an Aedra, and she was banished by her fellow Magna Ge for associating with Daedra.
TES lore bits I could identify:
* Tiber Septim with the Mantella (laid out in prologue text)
* Mantella transforms into a man (Morpheus?), then into the Heart of Lorkhan (Is this your [the Numidum's] soul?)
* Zurin Arctus with Tiber Septim, presumably preparing to activate Numidium
* "Eight stars fell on Tamriel, one for each iniquity that Lorkhan made clear to the world." Referring to the Middle Dawn, but a similar Dragon Break happened while Brass walked
* Numidium was activated in Rimmen (are there guar in Elswyr?), plows through the forest-cities of Valenwood (trees with legs thrown into the air?)
* Cyrodiil reshaped to temperate climate
* An Imga (probably Marukh) marches through the forest: The Selectives dancing on White-Gold?
* Numidium attacking Cloudrest (I presume that is Crystal-Like-Law in the foreground)
* Numidium succeeds and fails to squish the Altmer bug (at the same time, as it is broken)
* Young Tiber Septim loses control of Numidium
* Pendulum swings (time is restored), 3E15 the, ah, "meeting" between Tiber Septim and Barenziah
* 3E427, the events of Morrowind, the Heart of Lorkhan is destroyed and Dagoth Ur killed. The Heart is stabbed the proper number of times, five.
* A hand (Altmer?) stops the pendulum. 4E208 (after the events of Skyrim, no official lore set at this time to my knowledge)
* Thalmor agent appears to be in possession of the Mysterium Xarxes (book was destroyed from 3E433 to 4E201, but might be considered a Daedric artifact)
* Excavation Report (House Hlaalu seal?) along with a note in daedric script, and a dwemer trinket
* "sou gandra" as "your grace" is attested in Falmer and Ayliedoon, phrase likely also Aldmeri. Thalmor eagle holds Auri-El's sun as seen in the last snow elf refuge.
* Barenziah (based on the crown) spins while MK sings us out. Every other revolution Barenziah is pregnant.
* Post-credit scene is just the most boring part of Skyrim.
This was such a fever dream I'm not sure how much I missed. Please let me know.
Hello, can I ask you what the 'meeting' between Barenziah and Tiber means? I thought she was Talos' lover and went to Morrowind after he kicked her out. Was she still alive when Tiber got almost all of Tamriel?
Also, who covers her mouth? Looks like a nord but also is The Underking with him? I don't know, thing was pretty kinky and scary, yikes.
I don't like Thalmor, they are coarse and get everywhere.
Damn, imagine if the Altmer found out that the Falmer had tried to defend from the invading Nords but had sadly lost and lead to their Extinction... I wonder how they'd react to Gelebor being the last of the Snow Elven race, and how they'd marvel at the Chantry of Auriel?
Anyways, peace be unto Queen Ayrenn, long may her reign be remembered 😎
@@thalmoragent9344 Seeing as how "the snow prince" is a relatively common find as far as books go, and the fact that the falmer are no longer around is also common knowledge, we can assume that the link between the nords and the falmer has already been made in-universe. It's just that nobody cares.
@@RedFloyd469
Yes, people know of the Snow Prince, but not an actual race of Snow Elves.
Even in Elder Scrolls Morrowind, we work with a Dunmer who's trying to prove the race of Snow Elves was truly a thing. And he even wished to use the "Fall of the Snow Prince" book to prove it.
The Fall of the Snow Prince is therefore a relatively new addition to Tamriel in terms of Books, and the idea/mention of Snow Elves doesn't come up until in current Skyrim Calcelmo transcribes Ancient Falmer Tomes into the modern Tamrielic languages.
So the Snow Elves as a race in particular is now becoming more common knowledge. Before, it was just "The Elves in Skyrim", and the Falmer now are seen as noting akin to Mer, and aren't associated with them, at least they weren't initially.
The idea was that the Snow Elves, by the more modern times, were supposed to be a Myth until we actually get into their Lore with the Dawnguard DLC and with Calcelmo's texts... as well as meeting Gelebor himself, at least for the Dragonborn and Serana
@@MrSilverio13
It looked like Tiber covered Barenziah's mouth. Probably because she was about to freak out at seeing Underking/Zurin...
"With a seven-fold sounding of horns and the parting of tides, through boiling seas and churning earth- from the deep, it arose. Tower of Zero, Prime Gestalt, Walk-Brass, Anu-Midium; mummified in the Crux of Denial, adorned with the spikes of an unspeakable Truth whose every angle was forged to break Our chains.
Not content to twiddle his thumbs, the Red King of Once Jungled Cyrod quickly turned the beast upon the Aldmeri, eager to wrest the Eagle from its stoic perch and make slaves of them all. Even Snake-Faced Arctus would find himself at loss for words, and upon seeing Walk-Brass the Emperor, still clinging tightly to his beloved Totem, could only weep. For all present knew in their hearts that the fabric of sundered Tamriel would soon be mended.
For Numidium- whose gilded skin was the collective will of all Dwemerkind and whose head was ever-ensconced in the Eight wheeling Plane(ts) singing world-refusals- had at its lips the most powerful word in the World.
And that word, was: *NO*
I made Zurin a samurai armor wearing snake in the first concept art... Damn.
@@AllINAllmusic A question- is the flashing red image to the right at 1:24 meant to be the Totem of Tiber Septim? An eerie detail if so!
Loved your video- you really are the best!
@@preludetothefuture685 It is the Totem! Of course someone with a writeup like that gonna find the Totem. I think the design of the thing is so weird and creepy (and not something you would imagine in a steam punk environment) that I really wanted to have it somewhere. The more outdated and minimal an image from old games is the more tempting it is to find a way to feature it. I really liked the writeup. Is it yours? I see some MK wording but I don't remember MK writing all these theories into one thing like that (gonna embarass myself).
@@AllINAllmusic Thank you for the kind words! Yes, that was my own writing- though I did attempt o capture the whimsical-yet-terrifying essence of Kirkbride and the like. Numidium, the sheer apocalyptic hatred of life that it represents, I just had to write about it.
Do you think that the Totem's vaguely fetus/baby-like design might relate to the abortion performed on Barenziah, almost as though it were a sacrifice of some sort? I don't necessarily believe this, but it's a pet theory of mine...
I also appreciate all the little details that make your work so great: the Eight falling stars upon Numidium's activation, Arctus having two separate eyes (Ysmir and Arctus?), Barenziah alternating between a pregnant and barren state at the end credits...
I love EVA and TES, so this is one of my new favorite videos of all time! Please keep churning out great art!
*EDIT*: Also, the 'ticking clock' between scenes is Akatosh, and an Aldmeri hand stops it :O
@@preludetothefuture685 This is goosebumps material. I want to feature it somewhere.
I saw someone mention the theory and it is darkishly cool. However I assumed that he pilots the golem young and she is hosted in later years (hence all the sex vigor compliments). But then again the Dragon broke...
This really feels like it came straight out of a dream. It's so bizarre and captivating.
A dream you say?
@@arempy5836 LMAO
Divides by zero
Gods in their Oblivion, all right with the Mundus.
The beast that screamed no at the heart of the world.
When you smoke Nirnroot
Keep it to skooma kids
This is an underrated comment
Now I want a mod where we can smoke nirnroot.
@@andresalgado9375 I asked a friend to model a Nirnroot crackpipe just for fun, let's see how he does it
Bruh, this is crimson Nirnroot
The sequence from 1:05 to 1:10 is greatly under appreciated. The elves channel their collective magic to erect a wondrous crystalline shield. The Numidium approaches it, assumes the visage of TALOS, and the shield cracks, as the Aldmer look on in horror. A beautiful moment that seems to be overshadowed to most viewers by the subsequent illustration of a dragon break.
This is even better than the Pelinal short. Fucking incredible. All the lore references are top tier.
I agree. And thank you!
@@AllINAllmusic Skyrim anime when?
Now I do wonder...Is that Thalmor Justiciar at the end the child from the Pelinal video?
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Turns out it wasn't, She remembers her two parents, them dying and then becoming a Justiciar doing the same, there wasn't a reference to that old man in the pelinal video
Plus she got a bowl cut from childhood
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 No, that child was bisected and then vaporized.
I'm always convinced that you snort some sort of Kirkbride powder after drinking a gallon of 700 year old moon-sugar-infused-Hist-sap made from Lorkhan's breast milk straight from Herma-Mora's old cook-books in order to make these videos. Awesome work.
You forgot the skooma.
One sip of that concoction immediately makes you achieve chim
Nah, my man's all about that ancient Dagoth brandy.
I see the Underking likes him some voyeurism. Or maybe ol' Tiber just likes having him watch while he uh, plows that Dunmeri field.
Makes me wonder what would've happened if Barenziah had been allowed to keep the baby. A Dunmeri house descended from a human turned god would really shake things up.
I think that they used barenziahs aborted child to create the totem of Tiber Septim
@@ignatzbubis3610 Yeah, and Talos didn't become a thing until after the Warp in the West. So if the baby had lived there probably would be no Talos, and Tiber Septim would only be remembered as a mortal emperor.
Ysmir Wulfharth: Damn it Hjalti, I told you to slay the Dunmenr, not Lay the Dunmer.
Levon Gevorgyan XD.
"plows that Dunmeri field"
We also would have accepted "pilgrimaged to Kummu".
Numidium, God of No.
Does that mean Tiber rejected himself as a man and became Talos?
Zurin! I reject my humanity!!! Wryyyyyyyy
Also @ 1:20 the robot was beginning to transform into i assume a human. Like he was trying to rip open the forth wall and escape.
@@AllINAllmusic hot or cold?
@@captainstutter797 Cool interpretation. But this is more a nod to how in Evangelion Eva units would grow human limbs as they go berserk after battery dies.
@@AllINAllmusic duly noted thank you for the clarification.
I was in the living room with My family while watching this vídeo without headphones
And then the barenzhia part happened
uh oh
F
Hahahaha
F
She's had the entire empire in her at that point.
Always has been
Somehow you were able to see and highlight what makes the TES world special (never thought that Kirkbride's world could be like an old anime). Damn, Bethesda must hire you
If we can get Kirkbride singing Fly Me to The Moon, then next video ought to include Pelinal Whitestrake's rendition of "I Did It My Way."
so THIS is why people go blind after reading the elder scrolls
Guars, Imga, Crystal spires, giant robots, what more could we ask for ? Excellent work 🙏😁
I find myself coming back here all the time. Numidium's rampage is that addicting to watch.
Same. Rewatching it once in a few weeks
dwemeri alphabet bluescreen at 1:22
PROCESS INITIALIZION FAILED
if this is the first time you ve seen this stop error dream
restart your godhead and if this dream appears again follow these steps
check to make sure any brassware or dreamware is properly installed.
if this is a new installation ask your brassware or dreamware vendor
for any dreamsleeve updates you might need
if problems continue disable or remove any newly installed brassware
or dreamware. disable mantella memory options such as storing memories in sea waves
if you need to use safe dreaming to remove or disable gears restart
your godhead by looking at the tower sideways then select safe dreaming
technical information
stop
4fq.ghd address 3e 417 base at 4s4m datestamp 4d5dd88c
beginning dump of salted memory
salted memory dump complete
do not contact anyone. you are on our own.
Not dissapointed.
fucking love this kinda stuff
Perhaps the dwemer have "embedded" themselves directly in Alduin's scales so we he is released, they get to observe the succeeding kalpa
a m a z i n g
William Swiss I think that they made themselves the skin if their newly founded God... I read a convincing quote a while back about it. Forgot about where it’s from though urgh
Hol up did you get kirkbride to sing fly me to moon 😂
While lying on the floor.
@@AllINAllmusic then its official, you're part of elderscrolls lore
As in...micheal kirkbride?
So uh did the Underking walk in on Barenziah and Tiber Septim? .. did he take over?
It be rotten down there.
@@AllINAllmusic You say that as if it'd be a serious complication for him.
I thought that was Pelinal appearing again
Wulfarth did love slaying them Dunmer Pussies.
That’s Wulfharth.
Not gonna lie, the part with Tiber Septim and Barenziah caught me offgaurd
Damn, Micheal has a lovely voice
He does.
Jesus Christ, I never expected something like this, but given how uniquely inspired your style is, I can't say I'm surprised. Watching your creations really puts me at ease despite what the surface-level might seem. I feel like I'm watching Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei or Hidamari Sketch again. Keep up the cool shit
also, of note, Barenziah during the ED switching between pregnancy and not is a really cool weird note and I adore it
@@Parakasha0 thank you! And you are might be the first to mention that!
@@AllINAllmusic I really respect how well the Enantiomorph was portrayed here, too, as well as possibly working in that personality disorder shit with apotheosis, but that might just have been me getting lost in the lore again. Also, it's so cool you got Kirkbride to cover Fly Me to the Moon! Made the ED really special for me.
@@Parakasha0 Ok, now I need to decipher this because I am very interested...
Finally, a chance to flex that I've memorized the Daedric alphabet-- the note attached to the envelope:
" Pidras
-
This Package is the last
trading chip of our house
imperial contracts are off
I have to write this on a barren (?)
in what is probably the stinkiest tavern I've ever been to
the package is for those
red straps Thalmor's hands only
It must reach her I know
They are looking for blueprints
we got better
Those bones didn't melt and we still have hands at some that can dig and transport
Don't forget to rip the note off this time "
This leaves me with more questions than answers. I want to know what their plan is SO BAD
But dude, this video is incredible. Your content is always amazes me
Someone beat you to it BUT the fact you read it from memory is something else. Their plan starts with constructing a new version first...
They're likely going to grab the numidium. And use it against what tiber septim has left of his empire.
@@roflguy114 *knocking* Sir, please come out. This is not Thalmor Justicars and we'll give you Talos-cookies...
@@AllINAllmusic **sweating hist sap intensifies**
@Hanzala Ali I remembered this comment from months back and rushed here.
0:40 "You have suffered for me to win this throne, and I see how you hate jungle. Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Tiber Septim
I read this in a Heimskr voice
On the one hand I understand why they never let us play during a conflict but I'd love an elven war setting.
What do you mean "never let us play during a conflict"? More or less all the games are at times of (smaller or bigger) conflicts?
@@Smaxx no like a full war/armed. They aren't going to make a game you cant play as all the races so I'll never get a game I can wipe out the high elf Dominion, that stuff happens between games.
@@JayJayFlip Ah okay, so you mean you can't ever have a global conflict you can actually win directly. Yeah. :)
So Tiber's letting the Underking peep because of Enantiomorph right?
Shezzarines are weird man.
I don't know what the fuck is going on, i know bare bones TES outside skyrim
@@essex3777 It's TES metaphysics. I barely understand it myself but basically, the enantiomorph is a pattern found throughout time from creation all the way to contemporary Tamriel.
It's like this: You have two equally matched combatants who take the roles of the Ruling King(Warrior) and the Rebel(Thief). Because they are evenly matched, it's hard to say who is who, which is why there needs to be an oustide Observer(Mage). The observer judges the conflict and asigns the roles thus ending the conflict. The rebel overthrows the king.
In this case, Tiber is the thief, Barenziah is the warrior and the Underking is the observer. I think.
@@arempy5836 Wrong enantiomorph. Dude is saying, underking aka Wulfharth can look because he is him, one part of Talos. I wonder where Hjalti is, probably sneaking at a back angle.
I think Zurin was in Wulfarth's body.
MK singing Evangelion's credits song may just be the best thing ever
>evangelions ending song
I actually can't believe how well these videos capture the tone of elder scrolls lore when being discussed outside of the games, it's perfect
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The Akatosh pendulum that we see whenever there's a time jump is on the Thalmor agent's desk at 2:33
It's on top of a book with the "O" rune in daedric on it, the book also sort of looks like the Oblivion game cover?
@@Silver_Vagabond "All will change in these days as it was changed in those..."
@@Silver_Vagabond Now that it’s pointed out, it looks like the Mysterium Xarxes
Say "NO" to Talos. (poster)
All those dead elves. Pelinal is up there smiling.
The EVA styled storyboard catches me. Damn this is soooo good.
he even got it to slightly "shake" vintage-style. most parodies only get to the font part
Jesus, this only makes me wish that we have an elder scrolls animated series,it wold be fantastic.
Oh i see. Is that time of the year again where i have to proceed and eat the uesp once more to fully underatand the video
The Arcturian Heresy is whack.
Also, if you feel like doing more of this crossover I always say that 1E770 was the Dwemer Instrumentality Project.
2:09 - Love how he continues to pound her, but his head remains completely still.
Now that's some HARD. HIP. PUMPMING. ACTION!
Orrrrrr
It's not him continuing
My favroit part is when the brass god breaks through the ward and the elves just kinda looking at it
angryjunkyard Professor just so he could crush a bug lmao
The Stranger to be fair I’d crush magical wards just to kill an annoying fly as well
@@thestranger4894 I interpreted that as him killing that entire group of altmer with the ease of crushing a bug from its own perspective.
I've translated the note on the right at 2:42 but the letters are very small and hard to read, and I'm trying this without using a translator, so this may have errors in it, let me know if you notice any.
Translation:
Pidras
this package is the last
trading chip of our house
imperial contracts are off
I have to write this on a barrel
in what is probably the stinkiest
tavern I've ever been in
the package is for those
red straps thalmors hands only
it must reach her I know
they are looking for blueprints
we got better
those bones didn't melt
and we still have hands at home
that can dig and transport
DON'T FORGET TO RIP THE NOTE OFF
THIS TIME
wait, house hlaalu want to sell akulakhans bones to the thalmor
damn traitors
I love the little detail at the end of the fire in front of Tullius being a dragon (the Empire) and the one in front of Ulfric being a bear (The symbol of Windhelm, the rebellion and his title of "The Bear of Markarth")
I've watched this animation so many times by now. Once the Mantella has been used and it's now activated, the world begins to reshape itself, to the presence of the Cyrodillic jungles. (btw, love the way you made the houses "lift" during the tremors of the movements of Numidium-01.
I SERIOUSLY wish that the Crystal Tower you drew was the one we'd actual got to see in ESO... It's so dissapointing isn't it, to have a mental image of a place, so vividly told about and then, they decided to just have a... regular ass high-middle-ages tower.
Actually, I absolutely love your animation, it's very visceral, an entire nation, not just the army, desperately casting to protect themselves from the incoming slaughter, it causes discomfort at the right moments and the mosquito scene is beautifully made, you see it flee, yet as the hand raises, it's there... Then twitches and for a brief second we're shown the actual massacre's result... We only hear the cries reflected upon the blood-stained moon of Masser is frightening. The sex scene between Tiber Septim and the Underking watching is absolutely great, I'm unsure I thought Barenziah always had purple eyes, but I replayed Morrowind and nope, she had red eyes.
"Excauctiol Report", I'd be interested to know what it means and what in oblivion that letter attached to it means... It's pretty cool, I gotta say, it's to say that the actions of Tiber Septim had repercussions to the modern day, no wonder the fucking Altmer, who still vividly (only a few generations of Altmer, since they live faaaar longer than humans) remember their humiliation and genocide want to kill man... What is "the Worm" in this case means? I'd love to hear your input on the Thalmor scene, is that a low-key indication of belief that they are, indeed Ayleid Revivalists?
TL;DR, I'm a fucking nerd that wrote an essay on a EVAxTES video parody, but I really like your recent stuff, it's very very well done.
I enjoy reading this kind of essays tho. Thank you very much! The ending bit leads us into the future. It's Excavation Report and several people decoded the sticky on it in the comments. The Worm is how you'd diminish a title of someome you hate yet still need their immense power.
After watching this an unhealthy number of times, I think I've got it figured out:
To begin, we find Tiber Septim, staring at the Mantella, seemingly unable, or unwilling to use it's power to bring the Numidium to life. He sees his own multi-faceted reflection in the gemstone. He sees deeper, seeing a hallucination or manifestation of Zurin Arctus, but also of the Numidium/Dwemer it/themselves.
Numidium/Dwemer tells him that as long as he wins, that's all he wants, he doesn't care about how it happens. Zurin tells him to get into the Numidium., but really he's just telling himself this, but also not, he *needs* to be told by someone else, as he can't bring himself to do it on his own. He doesn't want to bear the burden of what he knows he must do, and the guilt and bloodshed that will come about from it.
The scene shifts to space, over Nirn. Eight falling stars, representing either the Middle Dawn/Staff of Towers, the Towers, or the Eight Divines (or all of the above) fall downwards towards Nirn. Either way, this represents the activation of the Numidium, and how it causes a Dragon Break, where all possibilities become true and false at the same time and all happen at once.
The Brass Tower walks, and the land is reshaped. The Hist, Cyrodiil, all are broken, reformed, and broken again, remade into Tiber Septim's desire, his image, his Empire. After walking across Tamriel (presumably starting in Morrowind, since we see Guar), the Numidium comes across the armies/city of the 2nd Aldmeri Dominion. It continues it's unrelenting, unstoppable march, and the land itself reforms around it further. As this happens, it launches something (I legitimately could not figure this out, so if anyone could tell me what on Nirn the thing at 1:02 to 1:05 is, I'd really appreciate it) and causes a tremendous explosion near what I think is the Crystal Tower/Crystal-Like-Law.
The Numidium is now in front of the Aldmeri armies, it's mages putting up a vast magical ward to defend themselves with. Yet they make no move against it, the army simply stares at it, and it simply stares back. Have always/never been staring at each other. An eternity/a moment of staring/not staring. Reaching out, the Numidium does/does not crush the bug, the Aldmeri army, in a single move, causing them to die/surrender.
We see Masser (or Secunda as the Bloodmoon, or both), which begins to become eclipsed by something, most likely the Numidium. It brings up both a mechanical arm, and a human arm, and brings them together, causing a BSOD/game crash, representing how reality has been completely broken. Next Tiber is in the cockpit/heart of the Numidium, where he says 'no' and 'stop' over and over. This ends the Dragon Break, and time is allowed to continue.
With that, there's a time skip. We now see Emperor Tiber Septim years later, uhh...sowing some royal oats, in Barenziah, and she spots Zurin/Underking staring at them. Tiber puts his hand over her mouth to stop her from screamin. Zurin/Underking vanish...at least until Tiber continues, then he reappears, staring once again.
Another time skip. Next up is the Nerevarine confronting Dagoth Ur in the Heart Chamber, and Dagoth Ur dies as Keening pierces the Heart multiple times.
Another-....an Altmer hand stops time. We're now in the Fourth Era. A Thalmor agent (I wasn't sure if it was meant to be anyone specific) stares at a report of some kind of excavation. Another Altmer comes in, and delivers a message: "The Worm reports success". As the Thalmor smiles, we see gruesome scenes, either of the agent's life or things they witnessed. And after that is the end.
The biggest theme of this whole thing is staring and judgement. Tiber Septim stares at himself through the Mantella, judging his actions, knowing what he must do, and seeing the multi-faceted other possibilities, the other paths he could choose, and refusing to go down them. Zurin Arctus/Underking stares at Tiber, because he is the guilt that Tiber possesses for the terrible actions he's done, and the monster he becomes from it.
The Numidium stares at the Aldmeri army, and they stare back. Neither makes a move against the other, simply because there is no need. They know it is over/not over. There is nothing that can be done. The Numidium simply crushes them like they bugs they are, and that is the end of it/not the end of it as the battle rages for ages after, both ending and never ending...and both outcomes are both true and false at the same time.
Barenziah does not really see Zurin/Underking staring at her. She sees Tiber's facade drop for a moment, she sees him as the monster he really is. She sees the horrible actions he's committed come through. That is why he silences her scream. Then the monster goes away, and he continues...but the monster never really went away, the facade simply was put back up, he's no less a monster for it, and Zurin/Underking returns to staring at them both.
This is goosebumps material.
@@AllINAllmusic And really even with how amazing this vid is, there's still way freakier stuff in ES lore than what you animated. Like the 36 Lessons, the nature of Aedra and Daedra, the really screwy stuff in regards to Anu/Padomay, and so on.
Thank you,just thank you for sharing this
@@itsok_doge6153 Sure thing, glad I could help put things into place a bit more.
The thing launched at 1:02 is one of the Aldmeri ships from the armada in the previous scene. The Numidium spins around causing huge waves which catapult the ship towards the Crystal Tower. If you go frame by frame you can see it get launched out of the water and land right before the explosion.
Time to rewatch this video 10 times in a row
>tfw you chim'ed so hard that you achieved trans amaranthian travel by accident
Ok... I’m only halfway down the iceberg... please explain what amaranthian travel is
@@pointynoodle oh boy
Remember the weird Bronze Tower, CHIM and dragonbreak-Kalpa hukabloo?
Yeah this is the part were it gets freaky
@@josetapia9606 amaranth means that someone is capable of becoming godhead to own dream. there is theory confirmed by kirkbride that hist is capable of jumping through different kalpas. Trans amaranthian travel would put Hist league above that, as it would mean that Hist is capable of jumping/traveling to different dreams of different godheads - making hist mast OP race on nirn.
@@iknowthatyougreatlyloveyou1613 from my understanding Hisrt are capable of trans-Kalpa traffic, but not Amarath, no one has been able to create a new dream....until Jubal from C0DA became the "New Man" (the New Man is thought to be the one who either begins or creates the who begins the new Amarath) by killing Numidium and marrying Vivec female aspect
All other figures and deities and souls can't neither control or move to the new Dream....but they can be remembered by the ones who start the new Amaranth, hence why soo many divine and demonic beings were at Jubal bachelor party before the wedding, including the Hirst
The Hirst know they can't travel to the new dream but what a form of them can exist in the new dream is they remembered by Jubal
Oh boi TES lore is surely complicated
How many impacts are we on now
Don't worry. We can... REBUILD.
@@AllINAllmusic Rebuild of The Elder Scrolls 6.0: You Are (Not) In Hammerfell
Good question.
Wouldn’t impacts be Kalpas?
If only the people of Belarus had a machine god
Tiber Septim: fine I'll retcon it myself
I miss trippy fantasy. Those are the truly unique ones.
What I can gather from this, Tiber septim found a way to pilot a robotic god in order to unite the world and resulted in worldwide genocide of elves until they finally surrendered in complete fear and desperation. Soon bedding an important elf in his later years as the former big ruler elf was taken over and became something called the underking, Tiber doesn’t care as he continues to cuckhold the former elf king.
Soon followed by what maybe Tiber’s child if it survived, resulting in an alternate elder scrolls where Tiber’s bastard child had lived. Possibly creating a zealot ridden dystopia judging by the anthem style music.
Please correct me or inform me what the heck happened.
Well, the first sentence is sorta correct. Septim used the Numidium (which used the Mantella, the gem seen at the start, as a replacement power source, via the soul of Zurin Arctus (glasses dude), or maybe Wulfharth according to the Arcturian Heresy, either way they ended up as the Underking seen in Daggerfall) against the Second Aldmeri Dominion to complete his conquest of Tamriel.
Later on, he has an affair with the young Queen Barenziah, a Dark Elf, resulting in a child that was aborted (although said child possibly had a grander fate ultimately). In the video, the Underking manifests when the two are doing the deed, but it's unclear what he's doing. After that, we cut to the end of Morrowind's main quest, with the Nerevarine (reincarnation of the ancient Dark Elf hero Indoril Nerevar and protagonist of Morrowind) destroying (maybe) the Heart of Lorkhan in order to destroy Akulakhan, a second Numidium being constructed by Dagoth Ur (an ancient Chimer who was bros with Nerevar).
Finally, we see a scene involving a female High Elf affiliated with the Thalmor, part of the Third Aldmeri Dominion, recieving a cryptic report about "the Worm" (possibly referring to the King of Worms, Mannimarco). The note attached to the "Excavation Report" letter implies that a part of Akulakhan has been recovered and that the Dominion want it for their nefarious plans. The "Auroran Golden Eagle" line implies a connection to Umaril and the Ayleids, which means nothing good.
What the hell is going on in 4e 208... Mannimarco is up to something? And he is allied with the Thalmor? And who the hell is that bowl cut lady
Maybe the second Great War?
Didnt we kill Mannimarco in the Oblivion Mages Guild Questline?
I believe the worm refers to ulfric
Teal Johnson that’s what I thought too
alduin is called worm isn't he
At this 2:32 we see a flyer that reads "Why You Should Always Check Sources", lmao.
Is this a reference to the TESLore thread? OF fucking course the Thalmor would put out a document claiming that they don't actually want to destroy the Mundus.
I am proud of you.
@@AllINAllmusic I too have dived and swimmed through the endless depths of Herma-Mora's mnemonic oceans.
Ayyeeee at 0:56 when you're an Imga casually strolling through the jungle and some smelly human turns on a Dwarven mega machine to enact a dragon break and it deletes your existence. Love those obscure cape wearing weirdos.
"The second time it was in Daggerfall, or was it Sentinel, or was it Wayrest, or was it in all three places at once? Get me, Cyrodiil? When will you wake up and realize what really happened to the Dwarves?"
Coming back to this after watching evangelion and realizing this was a huge evangelion reference blew my fucking mind, love this video even more.
It's in the title!
At 1:20, the ringing sound... It makes me wonder if that is the Numidium actually saying "NO"
Zurin did nothing wrong.
zurin is a good guy!
"Like an Aedra with cruel and merciless intent, go forth young boy and you'll become a legend"
This is super cool. I love the beginning section about the Mantella, it's really well done. I also can't get over the fact that Michael Kirkbride covered Fly Me to the Moon
Your videos are what convinced me to finally watch Evangelion.
I just finished it.
Thanks... I think.
It's a really strange and even little scary coincidence. Before I checked your channel for new video(I wasn't subscribed to your calpa until now) I had a dream about some alternative calpa. There was someone named Tiberius Almsivius some kind of new god and emperor at the same time that consists of Talos and ALMSIVI so it's kinda six souls molded in one. He is something like new Lorkhan because after he consumed ALMSIVI, the Heart accepted him as a new Lorkhan. After this he kinda killed or devoured other gods and even invaded to Oblivion realms. But Emptyness had enough of this and it decided to make another monster to defeat Tiberius Almsivius -Alkosh The Devouer of Gods. Oh and all this silly things happening in 21 Era 2020 year. Yeah I know it's obvious that it's just my dementia progressing.
1:05: Are those Mirror Logicians?
Fighting on for enternity by not allowing the quantum wave function to collapse.
I really love your sprinkling of the more mundane visuals of modern TES games into these obscure spheres of the lore (Thalmor symbols and uniforms, White-Gold). It builds a coherent cosmos.
1:39 for lore
And Giorno lied.
After everything that happened this year am I really going to kick off another decade by rewatching Evangelion and giving myself existential depression
Again
BY AZURA I SURE AM, IF IT MEANS I CAN TESPOST MORE
You are in the credits! I've finally watched the rebuilds and I think I might've liked the one everyone agrees to hate most:D Had those soundtracks on repeat for a month now. But speaking of og series and the ending before End of Evangelion... It kinda stopped on a happy note with self-worh realization and the group applause. The End took it back to depressing.
Whenever I watch and rewatch these vids I feel like what an Elder Scroll must feel when it "looks up" and "dives in"
I have absolutely no Idea whats going on.
That's how that Imga felt when Jungle started transforming.
The fucking jungle became a forest, and the elves (mirror magicians) were using magic when Numidium crushes them. And that took me several replays to notice.
I commented on this before, but again, great work. You moved from shitposts to more elaborate, creative esoteric shitposts. I salute you.
AllInAll is to TES like Narmak is to Spongebob
The Siege of Alinor lasted one hour, but it was so traumatizing the Altmer surrendered to Tiber's authority, uniting Tamriel under a single ruler. It also probably rewrote the city into the more mundane appearance it has in Online.
Honestly Michael Kirkbride singing fly me to the moon proved that yes, it is in fact possible for my tower to be made of adamantium too.
When are you gonna animate the Vivec/Molag Bal porno?
I watched Evangelion for the first time because of this video.
Did you like it?
@@AllINAllmusic considering I finished the entire series and two movies in four days, I’d say yeah haha
Have you seen the final movie? Thrice Upon the Time?
No, I didn’t even know there was a third movie. I just checked and it’s not on Netflix, but I’ll look around for it. Thanks!
That bit with Masser being blocked out is straight fucking spooky dude, great work with this one.
I think horrifying is the word I'm looking for.
Never been attracted to dark elves until today.....
*in the thumbnail he's yelling at you that you can save 15% or more on car insurance*
3:00 - твое лицо, когда бахнул тарелку пельменей с кетченезом
*Komm, Süßer Tod fits the Numidium attacking Summerset SO WELL, and that's TERRIFYING.*
But now, a question,can you do a full anime series out of TES?
Etoooo...
@@AllINAllmusic You should
@@juliopadilla2840 well Thalmor thing (hopefully) gonna be bigger and epicer and fully colored.
I love your videos, you're an amazing artist that not only creates entertaining and quality content, but I think you also successfully capture both these deeper resonating ideas taken by Michael Kirkbride (the inspiration from world religions and lets be honest, psychadelics as well.) and these strong emotional feelings while still illustrating the lore in all of its strange and familiar glory. Not just this video either, but many of your elder scrolls videos. This is really impressive, and I cannot wait for what you publish next!