Ah yes Our shining Caleb main So we got 1:50 Sadlub 3:02 Painle 6:55 Dan hunged *It gets Worst* 9:16 Dan Hunged imbibity bobity screwed 11:53 Broke Swan 13:13 Headacheron 14:35 No Sparks just Pain And Here comes the other builds Nicholas Leung’s Build’s 19:20 Dan Heng Imbibitor Lunae 20:24 Blade 20:40 Jingliu 20:51 Dan Heng 21:15 March 7th 21:25 Nick’s Caleb MC CHADSON CHAUGUS Build’s 22:35 Chadpard 22:55 Seele So if I had to summarize this video in one sentence all I can say “BRAIN CELLS ARE MADE TO BE LOSING!!!”
Caleb is so fucking lucky that HSR let so many events stick around, the amount of Stellar Jades he has just sitting there would make an gacha fan rabid Allegra's fury and Howard's pain is so relatable
@@Vortex_ICEcoldall the past events can be played and you can get the rewards from them (minus the limited event rewards like characters and lightcones)
@NIKEYT-zj1pu I've played through the main story, like 6 different times, and it is not that hard. It isn't until you start doing some other game modes or side quests when things start getting difficult.
@@SylarGKIWhe defeated Sam with the relics like this but I don’t know how the aventurine boss will go after seeing people with similar relics having trouble with the fight the trailblazer level being low might make it easier for him at least
Just realized that both Allegra and Caleb have Shenpai's pompom art as their pfp in discord. Love seeing her interactions with the VAs, and I'm glad she's getting the recognition she deserves.
@@curryfishheadenjoyerI’m glad she’s been enjoying the game as much as everyone else has. I watch Alejandro (Jing Yuan’s VA) on twitch, and she exudes gremlin energy both in her videos and in twitch chat. She fits right in
16:00 Honestly, Caleb’s excuse for a naked Acheron is one of the most “That’s dumb. That’s…Brilliant” things I’ve heard in months (“No, it’s just dumb!”)
So in the 2.2 special program (specifically what is essentially Robin trailer). Caleb loudly declares he will “e6” Robin (and empty out his wallet), I have a Feeling he might actually do that but still have no idea how to build her or use her😂😂😂
It's probably going to be a hot take, but I commend Caleb for playing the way he does while still enjoying the game. Can you imagine that? No need to worry about relic grind, substat luck, trace material grind and the inconsistent drop rate, credit and exp drought, etc. He's having a far more pure experience than any of us. Good for him, I say. Good for him. But god is it painful seeing his builds. And he really should do the side contents.
4:25 "I love when everybody understands my frustration with Caleb's account now." Archeron's VA : *proceeds with a sad breath like she's had enough and pulling his sword out*
19:57 And unfortunately, as if this was fates cruel prank, Caleb still got the last laugh in the eidolon race. Truly, we are nothing but destinies playthings if such a horror exists.
My headcannon: Caelus is just fumbling the bag Danny is dissatisfied, like always Himeko is gripping Caelus' shoulder The Belobogians are just enjoying the show Topaz is considering putting Caelus on the IPC wanted list And Acheron is switching from Nihility to Destruction
And really not doing much to help themselves, so they just flounder and barely manage to keep from drowning in the super shallow end of the pool. Wondering why they keep getting their butts handed to them in battle.
i can't believe he reached Penacony at EQ2. like does he skip EVERYTHING?? exploring and events?? does he know about PomPom giving you relics/exp/etc?? if Caleb played the events, he'd also get material to level up the characters.
I sent this to my friends GC malding lol AND THEN ONE OF THEM HAD THE AUDACITY TO LAUGH AT ME AND SAY THEY LOVE CAELUS MORE NOW 'CUZ THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY SEE HIM+ "HE MANAGED TO MAKE YOU RAGE"😹😹😹
It's been 4 months and I'm still dying at this 🤣. I can relate with Caleb since I never built any of my characters as well up until the Aetherium wars event. Edit: This whole video felt like a "Damn B**** you live like this" But in this case with Caleb it's "Damn ***** you play like this!?"
Ah yes Our shining Caleb main So we got
1:50 Sadlub
3:02 Painle
6:55 Dan hunged
*It gets Worst*
9:16 Dan Hunged imbibity bobity screwed
11:53 Broke Swan
13:13 Headacheron
14:35 No Sparks just Pain
And Here comes the other builds
Nicholas Leung’s Build’s
19:20 Dan Heng Imbibitor Lunae
20:24 Blade
20:40 Jingliu
20:51 Dan Heng
21:15 March 7th
21:25 Nick’s Caleb MC
CHADSON CHAUGUS Build’s
22:35 Chadpard
22:55 Seele
So if I had to summarize this video in one sentence all I can say
“BRAIN CELLS ARE MADE TO BE LOSING!!!”
So you're telling me Nicholas is the only one with decently to properly built characters.
Yeah, that checks out.
The way you described the entirety of this is accurate ☠️
omg the dan hunged 💀💀🤣
Here I thought the tankeele build is the worst
In Bryson’s defense, he just started playing again AFTER CALEB RETURNED and already has better builds lmaoooo
The anger coming out of Allegra almost feels like Acheron is gonna switch paths from Nihility to Destruction
Or her emanator mode
Allegra letting out her inner demons 😂
She's about to weep for the departed
Or the hunt because she's going to focus him and only him
And that's why she's in her true emanator form in the thumbnail 😂😂😂
Caleb is how we see our protag. Head empty reacting to friends as events happen and throws wallet when needed
And swings baseball bat when needed
Dont forget the rails licking
@@crimsonraiderxv3422 and dances like Michael Jackson when needed
@@quantumtheabyssalwolf950and gets stabbed when needed
These comments are just what I needed
26:20
Caleb: *ARE WE REALLY JUST ROASTING ME FOR 30 MINUTES TO AN HOUR?!*
Everyone: yea
I love the energy of this video. It has the same kind of vibe of if the strawhats were roasting Luffy in his gaming skills
Lore accurate Caelus: just stumbling through shit without knowing wtf he's doing yet somehow still making it to the end
Caleb is so fucking lucky that HSR let so many events stick around, the amount of Stellar Jades he has just sitting there would make an gacha fan rabid
Allegra's fury and Howard's pain is so relatable
Yes but I want to point out that in another stream, he admitted that he doesn't play Simulated Universe. So many weeks of rewards left to die T-T
I haven’t touched MOC yet and I’m lvl 55 💀. What are these events you speak of?
All those months of Trailblaze power, going to waster... Ugh... it hurts...
@@josueravena3464 I’m using it on relics and exp tho
@@Vortex_ICEcoldall the past events can be played and you can get the rewards from them (minus the limited event rewards like characters and lightcones)
the fact he reached penacony with that... Absolute mindblown.
Edit: somehow they're arguing on replies....
To be fair, the story content of Star Rail isn't that difficult.
@@CTY547There are… quite a few players that have posted their massive skill issues with the most atrocious teams across the internet.
@@CTY547what what are you playing your telling Adventure wasn’t hard
@NIKEYT-zj1pu
I've played through the main story, like 6 different times, and it is not that hard. It isn't until you start doing some other game modes or side quests when things start getting difficult.
@@NIKEYT-zj1puhe hasn’t fought adventurine at this point he did Sam’s fight and barely was able to do it
THE ANGER IN ALLEGRA'S VOICE, IM DYING-
this man, Caleb, just said when asked about why he doesn't have E6 Trailblazer: "I don't know how to do that!"
our protagonist, ladies and gentlemen
3:51 nah, I instantly imagined Himeko gently gripping on Caelus' shoulders when Cia said that line LMAO
It was actually Topaz, not Himeko.
she just digs her nails into him
I think 10:40 is more accurate for Himeko.
Caleb adds so much chemistry and funny moments in the group, with his mic peaking and unique phrases (Kamehamehahaha & Tummy)
I love him so much. He’s so funny!!
Bro is actually his character in HSR
Allegra malding over the level 1 Acheron will never not be funny. I FRICKING CANT IM CRYING 😂😂😂
"I didn't read the tutorial!"
WE KNOW, CALEB. WE
*ALL.*
*KNOW!!!*
IT'S INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS!!!!!!
Caeleb : the gamble boy.
Emily and Sam : So you have chosen death.
imagine Emi but then she would test him out for science
😂😂😂😂😂
Caleb who casually e6 his friend's character just for show. That's the biggest flex one can have
Caleb just E6'ing Dan Heng and Imbibitor Lunae just for the sake of "I'm a bigger fan of Dan Heng than you are" XD
Caleb really has his Acheron in mint condition
Jesus Christ
9:16 😂 ARCHERON LVL 1!?!?!
Acheron*
Acheron switched from Nihility to Destruction path RIP Trailblazer
@@HaruuMel615 5-star Arlan.
but consider 14:05
*PUT THE LIGHT CONE ON HER*
Allegra Clark’s reaction to seeing her character at Lv 1 😂😂😂😂😂 9:16
It's honestly impressive that Caleb reached Penacony with characters like that.
With those builds omg😭
He's basically playing in hard mode, we must commend him for that.
Will be more funny & outstanding if he will beat Aventurine, and especially a Penacony Boss XD
@@SylarGKIWhe defeated Sam with the relics like this but I don’t know how the aventurine boss will go after seeing people with similar relics having trouble with the fight the trailblazer level being low might make it easier for him at least
What's insane he didn't even build like half of the limited characters he got
8:20
Allegra really constrasts the personality of her character
Her getting so pissed at Caleb for not doing the events and Acheron are hilarious. God, I love this women (not romantically, just as a person)
Her inner Beidou leaked out 💀
Allegra about to execute Caleb
@@It_a_Kis Inner Beidou: I need something much stronger to get through this.
@@darthva31 More like...
*"CREW, TIE GAMING UP! I'MMA PERSONALLY THROW HIM OVERBOARD!"*
allegra’s pitch when seeing caleb’s empty acheron is truly astounding, this account is basically departed, and I too weep for the departed
14:04 Alegra scream omg
She did but I understand how difficult it was to interpret 😂
PUT THE LIGHTCONE ON HER!
-Allegra Clark, 2024
Caleb took the trashcan approach to HSR too literally. ;)
He truly IS the Trashblazer. Tatalov shedding tears of joy right now.
MAN.
“Are you going to at the very least take your PRESERVATION trailblazer off of the break set?”
“I don’t know what that means.”
“Exactly.”
Just realized that both Allegra and Caleb have Shenpai's pompom art as their pfp in discord. Love seeing her interactions with the VAs, and I'm glad she's getting the recognition she deserves.
Been with shenpai since her base persona 5 days, I agree shen is a treasure
@@curryfishheadenjoyerI’m glad she’s been enjoying the game as much as everyone else has. I watch Alejandro (Jing Yuan’s VA) on twitch, and she exudes gremlin energy both in her videos and in twitch chat. She fits right in
so does Sam it looks like
caleb is literally the embodiment of if Caelus played HSR.
It's so much fun to watch you guys!!
Caleb "I play the game" Yen
13:30 the fact that allegra just moan in disappointment
;-;
Followed up with a squeaky toy
Wait, I don't think he was when they did Acheron group pull... But I did know he got Aventurine's LC and Bill was 2nd
Bro-
She just casually gave us an example of Acheron moaning. 💀
Molly: Shows Calebs account
Everyone: dissapointment/rage.exe has activated
Oh god not the green Caleb.......... NOT GREEN!!!!!
Caleb's incompetence at the game makes me feel so good about myself and my team.
24:29 Caleb has more ropes on his floor than he has ropes on his account
Ropes? That's a very strange way to spell whips!
Caleb is already on the Nihility path trailblazer
16:00
Honestly, Caleb’s excuse for a naked Acheron is one of the most “That’s dumb. That’s…Brilliant” things I’ve heard in months
(“No, it’s just dumb!”)
20:42 "I didn't know that they could be yellow"
I'm sorry what
So in the 2.2 special program (specifically what is essentially Robin trailer). Caleb loudly declares he will “e6” Robin (and empty out his wallet), I have a Feeling he might actually do that but still have no idea how to build her or use her😂😂😂
Watch him have E6 Robin and not have any FuA char on a team with her.
@@amaugust7285Robin with Fu Xuan, Fire MC, and Luocha team comp lol
I mean he's gonna HAVE to empty his wallet since he clearly doesn't bother getting jade from anywhere else.
Like, its only attack 😅
@@amaugust7285 Speak of which, did caleb redeem Dr ratio ?
Honestly despite not understanding the game and not building his characters, its pretty impressive Caleb got to Penacony
I guess it's because of Equilibrium 2.
8:21 Allegra screaming into our ears is sending me 😭
"Well if you think about it, it's normal"
"What"
"What"
"What"
It's probably going to be a hot take, but I commend Caleb for playing the way he does while still enjoying the game. Can you imagine that? No need to worry about relic grind, substat luck, trace material grind and the inconsistent drop rate, credit and exp drought, etc. He's having a far more pure experience than any of us.
Good for him, I say. Good for him. But god is it painful seeing his builds. And he really should do the side contents.
It's not a hot take.if he likes it,it's fine
Just wait for him to reach the aventurine boss you need a build team to fight him
@@hoppie4263I mean if he level his characters he probably could just brute force it.
@@asafesseidonsapphire bro even build characters can have a hard time with him he ain't making it out
4:25 "I love when everybody understands my frustration with Caleb's account now."
Archeron's VA : *proceeds with a sad breath like she's had enough and pulling his sword out*
19:57 And unfortunately, as if this was fates cruel prank, Caleb still got the last laugh in the eidolon race. Truly, we are nothing but destinies playthings if such a horror exists.
#ThanksElio
15:20 And that's how world peace was achieved between the Seele and Acheron fans
...until the Jade nation attacked.
Nah, she's pink. Not to be confused with Tanky Pink. She's Hurty Pink.
I honestly wouldnt have it any other way, this is proof they cast the right person for Caelus.
Absolutely ran into the ground
Caleb is just caelus but irl 😭
I can't believe caleb really is caelus irl oh my god
I lost it at Allegra "This isn't the flex you think it is" xD 12:45
The irony of Caleb’s Imbibitor being the character he’s invested in the most LMAOOOO
If you can call *THAT* kind of relic build an investment...
Emily was just there, like an introvert kid in a sunday picnic.
Yeah... Up until she called Caleb a b🐬🐬 after taking his Seele off and got insulted upon hearing "Gamble Boy".
Caleb being able to get to Penacony is a massive plot armor. He's the mc alright lol
Caleb’s account is so real tho 😭
I wish it wasn't
@@shinjimatou6778”I wish it wasn’t’🙉🤪🤪
True, it does exist unfortunately.
I wish his account followed the path of nihility
How is it real? Someone 2 hours in has a better account than Caleb
That night, we learned just how fitting Caleb’s casting was. (It was somehow more fitting than we realized)
My headcannon:
Caelus is just fumbling the bag
Danny is dissatisfied, like always
Himeko is gripping Caelus' shoulder
The Belobogians are just enjoying the show
Topaz is considering putting Caelus on the IPC wanted list
And Acheron is switching from Nihility to Destruction
Remember: If you think your character builds are bad, you're not as bad as Caleb.
That's how I felt after seeing this, thank you!
12:15 You know it’s bad when there’s a green relic 😂
20:43 He really said he didn't know it could be yellow 😭
Only partially pictured here is Shenpai in chat losing her mind with everyone
9:55
Ironic isn't it, how Caleb voices basically the most powerful being, but has a trash acc that the entire community can clown on
holy shit allegra is reaching beidou levels of anger
I can hear it right now...
*"I AM SO GOING TO TIE YOU UP AND PERSONALLY THROW YOU OVERBOARD FOR THAT, YIP GAMING!"*
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT MOLLO!!! PLEASE NEVER STOP
*molly
@@MercyTN581well the channel is called mollo zhang loll
@@asa_andromeda true
The collectove ooohhhh of disappointment from everyone seeing all level 1 traces and a green relic. 😂😂😂
1:57 Good old stream exposing Caleb (who voices the male MC in star rail) as kinda a noob. I am sorry it’s kinda hard to dispute that fact 😅😅😅
He's basically what everyone in the shield hero series thinks regarding naofumi's skill level and knowledge
Ahh the roast of Caelus segment.
Petition to have Caleb have a chat with a bunch of theorycrafters to help him build his units. Now I wonder how he would have faired in March Madness.
I’m thinking either Sevy or Braxophone. Caleb is not yet ready for MrPokke or Zy0x.
Zy0x would roast Caleb till he’s well done😭🤣
Truly one of the accounts of all time
A lvl 1 acheron still blows my mind.
that green relic was DIABOLICAL
Caleb's arc is just getting started.
He hasn't broken any rules but to us, he already broke several.
Rules are made to be broken...
How to effectively build your characters ain't one of them!
Allegra just losing her mind and screaming in the background when they pulled out acheron is so relatable 😭
4:27 haha outright saying what the cats is saying. Sorry Caleb.
Allegra about to draw her blade on caleb
Noooo you guys roasted him, he's now fire element but from all the roasting oomggg 😭
Allegra sounds like an angry mom and I'm here for it xD
lmao! All I hear is Himeko getting so frustrated with Caelus. I love these videos!
5:33 everyone starts somewhere in star rail but yeah a sign of someone not knowing how the gameplay and team building works in star rail 😅
And really not doing much to help themselves, so they just flounder and barely manage to keep from drowning in the super shallow end of the pool. Wondering why they keep getting their butts handed to them in battle.
Caleb is Lore accurate 😂 he loves Trash (account)
i love how Howard only reacts to "naked" on Acheron xD
Who wouldn’t
this sounds like the parents found their kid's failed homework LMAO
Oh god this is hilarious, Caleb is just the embodiment of "oh honey, its a good thing you're cute"
31:43 luka channeling his inner Joseph Jostar
allegra's rage building throughout the video was hilarious
Caleb: (my) BUILDS!..ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!
14:54 shenpai absolutely seething in chat 😭
i can't believe he reached Penacony at EQ2. like does he skip EVERYTHING?? exploring and events?? does he know about PomPom giving you relics/exp/etc??
if Caleb played the events, he'd also get material to level up the characters.
I sent this to my friends GC malding lol
AND THEN ONE OF THEM HAD THE AUDACITY TO LAUGH AT ME AND SAY THEY LOVE CAELUS MORE NOW 'CUZ THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY SEE HIM+ "HE MANAGED TO MAKE YOU RAGE"😹😹😹
ToT
Oh Caleb, our sweet summer child… please take care of our sweet boi Caelus huhu 😂
I can't with the evil nun 😭
Caleb: "I'm gunna punch Clara"
well i hope you're ready for the Svarog counter
I wasn't even the target of Allegra's anger and I was scared out of my mind LOL
Caleb is precious.
It's been 4 months and I'm still dying at this 🤣.
I can relate with Caleb since I never built any of my characters as well up until the Aetherium wars event.
Edit: This whole video felt like a "Damn B**** you live like this" But in this case with Caleb it's "Damn ***** you play like this!?"
Chat sabotaging the poor MC of the game. Bless his heart, what a champion.
14:53 I see shenpai in the chat, glad she is experiencing Caleb weird play style.
The fear in Caleb's voice at the start, oh my.
I love how casual Caleb is. 😂 It's just a vibe.
My brain is melting this is so upsetting
I love Caleb!! He’s so cute here, and Molly literally bullying him with others thats all I need to watch! And yes I love you a lot too Molly!! ❤❤
Caleb truly becoming the trailblazer by making sure everything he owns is trash.
Allegra is so offended 😂😂
Doctor: Name one thing that gives you trauma:
My friend: School
My other friend: my parents
My other other friend: Exams
Me: Caleb’s Character builds