New Custodes Shield-Captain VS a Normal Door | a Warhammer 40k story
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- The Adeptus Custodes are WIDEly (heh) known for being the greatest warriors the Imperium has to offer. But, how will they fare against the humblest of all God's creations, a sturdy, relatively narrow door? Not well, as it turns out! Featuring a guest appearence by a Centurion, truly the coolest-looking of all Space Marine models who definitely won't get squatted any day now.
Featuring the voice talents of Anna and Carole as the mean Dark Eldar and the nice Sister of Battle respectively! (everybody say thank you to Anna and Carole)
The long-awaited sequel to Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby.
#warhammer40k #warhammer40kmemes #adeptuscustodes
Wow, the door's giving off some really strong (and silent) Gary Cooper energy.
He was a door, Gary Cooper?
@@DreadAnon shhhh, the inquisition may be listening!
Too late @@willbleed550
@@DreadAnonnooo, are listening to me??
This door is stronger than chaos
“Seriously? This is my replacement while I was in a bloody battle on Mars??”
- Captain General Kitten
I believe...In his return..
@@brothercoconut6599until g dunts allows fan animation,i shall wait for 5-10 years
Everyday I miss what we once had
Reality collapsed when Kitten died, and they switched to a vampire universe.
@@nonenonymous Esteemed Captain General Kitten after waking up from his 5-10 year long Coma to go on adventures with Magnus and the Big Cheese.
(There's women and Widebois now, and he keeps talking about "Vampires" or something, which confuses everyone.)
Dark Eldar are the pepsi of the Eldar race.
"Are there eldar to fight?"
"Is Dark Eldar okay?"
UUUUUGH.
FINE.
RC cola is better.
@@mikecampos1193 Agreed. Also RC are the Exodites.
Guess that makes Exodites the diet Pepsi.
No one wants to touch em
"Are we not all silly-billies before the emperor?"
Such wide--I mean wisdom.
"Aren't we just all Silly Billys before the Emperor indeed?" Saint Sebastian Thor on refusing the seat of Ecclesiarch for the hundredth time.
I'm starting to understand less why the great Captain General Kitten didn't approve of his men getting down and oily when doors like this exist.
True
Hey man, if YOU were the target of those Blood Games, would you want them to be lubed enough to fit their greasy bodies into your chambers?
Good point.
Who is the captain general kitten?
@@marqofthedwynemy boy…. It’s time you learnt of one of the most beautiful stories ever told
The Custodian can just bust through the walls like Magnus the Red did to the Imperial Webway project of the Man-Emperor of Mankind.
That may be true, but that could also damage the stability of the building... and endanger the sick kids.
Magnus the red shoved his big red throbbing cock into it
Thats why they wont. They remmber that incident
OH YEAH!
It's so moving that those kids got to be so close to a real-life Custodes. Let's see "Make a Wish" do _that!_
I don't think any of the space Marines would fit through a door let alone a custodes 😐...
Space marines are like 7-9 feet tall and they can duck crawl and crouch so probably yes
@@thomaswetzel6796 not in their armour they aren't 😂
@@dersuddeutschesumpf5444no, but they can fall over, adjust their angle like a couch or fridge, and then just get up.
Custodians are able to be still like statues so you can just angle them in like a large piece of furniture
@@QuantemDeconstructor or they could just make a new door through the door
This is a valid argument for the existance of the Extermidoorus Astartes chapter (Doorbuster / Doorkicker marines). *MORTUS PORTUS.*
Ben
That reminds me of a time playing 40k 8th edition with my buddy on his parent's dining room table. It was Space Wolves versus Tau. My buddy's mom looked at his space marines and asked, "how do they fit through doors?"
As with all things of import, violently.
The Glorious Emperor, in His infinite wisdom, set down a holy edict long ago that doors must be large enough for the primarchs and their legions to get through.
Foreshadowing...
But brothers, that last one was a building you CAN level.
Then again, there's probably like a dozen more around they'd have to deal with too. Dark eldar always seem to make an absurd amount whenever I fight them in DOW.
The Golden Banana Boys of Big E should squat more frequently.
Thank you, Santodes
43 chickens and a barrel filled with cherry coke…
So nice to see my snack habits represented 😊🙃
Bro if Caseoh was wearing Centurion armor he would be still be as fast as he is now ☠️☠️☠️
Caseoh would make the World Eaters literal.
@@colbygordon6936I'm dead 💀
Nah nvm, I was eaten.
Not even your body could satisfy Caseoh@@madonfire
Caseoh is bigger than a fucking Imperial Titan
i notice a lack of JAAAHNNy grammamamer test
2:45 Medium well?! That’s no son of the Emperor, that’s a greater daemon!
A door probably has more emotions than a custodes.
This is what a Dutch person must feel like walking through doors in the US
Thank you Anna! Thank you Carole!😊
Space Marines vs Stairs
The subtle Toejam and Earl music really works here
Deadkiddius VII….genius!
NEW LOGO DETECTED!!! ‼️‼️
That’s one heavily armed nurse. Just as the Emperor intended
Yup, that childrens hospital seems pretty grimdark to me.
THE KIND YOU GET BETTER FROM IM DYING
You never fail to put a smile on my face.
W I D E B O Y S
Rise up.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
This one was one of the best yet. I almost died.
Deadkidius made me cry
The first time I saw Age of Sigmar Teclis I wondered how he was going to get that ridiculous helmet through doorways, and how many people he'd brained with the horns by accident when turning around.
A primarch would struggle to fit through a normal door vulcan would.
This is why I bought a ring cam
Absolute banger as always
They should've brought along the mute Imperial Fist Centurion that hangs around the Palace. I get a feeling it would have overcome the tenacious door...after it had been suitability fortified.
What a very tame team of Dark Eldar...
dont be fooled, he only lost, due to the fact that he never wanted to break the door.
Deadkiddius
I spat my drink everywhere
The Shield-Captain knew to take Rogal Dorn's mightiest fortification seriously.
Very brave of the Custodes to allow a squat to become a Shield-Captain.
This is exactly why space marines have chapter serfs
Rep + for adding the Scavenger sound effect from Gothic on 2:47
Were a struggling institution on a backwater planet. Two Custodes were on the planet. It's gonna be a thriving institution on a well known shrine world before the day is out
I mean, this is a building they *can* level
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
You should make a video about a space marine with 2 powerfists trying to pick up small items or use delicate machinery, buttons or handles 😂
"Chicken and coke" for the wider fella? I think I got that reference :D
Dreadnoughts are like thrice their sizes but you don’t seem them raiding children’s hospitals
Come on calling the Centurion was cheating, everyone knows they are big E favouritez
To be fair most Custodes or Marines seem like they'd have trouble with human sized doors. Wonder if this means all 40k doors are special sized, considering Ogryns are a thing too.
see this is why i side with chaos
GW giving centurions only a 4" movement is nasty, might as well make them stationary in 11th ed.
Dead kiddius VII, fucking brilliant
I recognize Caseoh in there
the least plausible part of this is a custodes calling an astartes brother
Deadkiddious VII and the chineseium lmao
Why don't they just level the dark eldar building?
Do you have any food..... i don't know why that got me like it did but- LOL of course!
Almost first, also your spoiling us with these uploads
The Chinesium 😂😂😂😂😂
Brother couchstodes isn't fat
He's just.....broad
brother ? a custodian doesn't call an astartes brother, they are totally not the same thing
Why not level the Dark Eldar fortress? 🤣
DEADKIDDIUS VII HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
¿Is he Kitten?
Sad cenyurion 😂😂😂
I would suggest turning sideways, but I don’t think DreadAnon has mastered that technique.
DEADKIDDIUS VII?!
43 EXACTLY
Chinesium. 💀
Chinesium 😂
Thank you Anna, thank you Carole.
Is the E on purpose?
Yes! She's (half) FRENCH so she gets to be fancier than the rest of us
@@DreadAnonand it also stands for the big E
I see ergonomics are not something that the impirium is good at
iiiiits mmmeeeeeeeee....
Just like in Spain
I want more povs of custodies being stone cold incels.
This gets funnier when you realize that canonically this character is a women now.
problematic,can see why they added girls to they ranks...
first
DAMN YOU
“Is Pepsi okay?”
Even in the 41st millennium 😂
in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only the second best soda's
I said this back when I was a coke dealer.
I got stabbed a lot.
Tbh I prefer Pepsi... but then again, I'm not in US ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Context: Pepsi and Coke both "outsource" actual mixing outside US to local subsidiaries. They only supply concentrated "juice" leaving the water % and technology up to the choice of local subsidiaries, who try to match local market preferences and health standards with it. So Coke and Pepsi are different in all countries.
I will never forgive coca cola, it boot out pepsi from my country.... 😢 I like pepsi more! 😠
Pepsi not only is okay, but is BETTER THAN COCA-COLA
Man i remember my childhood on Deadkiddius VII, playing tag in the reactor rooms, swimming in the water that makes you feel tingly, hide and seek with the glowing green barrels...
Did you ever try to hide IN the glowing green barrels? I did, and they NEVER FOUND ME!
Shame I lost all my hair tho… and most of the skin on my left arm.
I myself enjoyed playing in the riptide currents of the Western Waste Sea. Oh, what fun it was to steuggle mightily against the entire force of a planets "water" as it tried its best to drag you miles and miles away from shore all the while getting those funny little glowing jellyfish to tickle my legs with their hugging tentacles and skillfully dodging moving forests of deadwood just under the surface of the water. Oh how I yearn for those exciting adventures again. Now I'm just stuck on this stinking planet Armageddi doing nothing all day but fighting Horch or whatever. BOOOORRIIIIIIIIIING🙄
I remember how spicy my blood felt playing in the pond just below the manufactorum
My personal favorite thing to do was play with the large rats that lived in the overflowing sewers. Some of them were really nice and treated me as one of their own! The other ones bit me and gave me pus filled boils on 90% of my body.
“Deadkiddius” was entirely uncalled for 😂😂😂
It was uncalled for 7 times?! xD
"The Chinesium" LMAO
I’m stealing that.
I actually like Centurions, this only makes more sense why they're not used as much.
I always found the concept of power armor for your power armor silly, especially when terminators already exist
@@Freekymoho It is INCREDIBILY silly.
@@Freekymoho A silly Billy, if you will
Centurions are based, and I always take at least 5 it's a crime they can't, "" Oh yeah" through walls thus is the problem of a wide silly billy
@@Freekymohotbf tho very few things in 40k aren’t silly
"Is it the kind of cancer you can get better from?" Lmfao
Imagine Tyberos trying to get through that door. Only Scout Marines are likely enough to be able to fit through a normal human door.
That was one heck of an endinh too. They just cannot best the mighty wooden door.
Tyberos would just intimidate the door to be wider.
@@26th_PrimarchYou glorious sonuvabitch, I thought the same thing.
Tyberos would simply be found ominously standing on whichever side of the door he intends to be on, although, this only works if somebody is there to witness his... ominousity. Without witnesses, he wouldn't be able to pass, because if a giant shark man is ominous in a forest, and nobody is there to not see him do things, is he really doing ominous things at all?
Just send a chapter serf in?
How to defeat astartes in melee as a baseline human:
1. Fight them in an old building with a wooden floor that can't sustain a SUV's worth of power armor
2. Whatch them "Spartaaah!" themselves.
I just got an image in my head of the centurion doing the Moto-Moto walk in a battlefield.
Such thoughts are HERESY "clocks gun"
The adventures Shield-Captain Tunderos Widius, Custodian Normalus, and Centurion Ultimus Chunkeron displays the importance of persistence and friendship- and perhaps a diet. Chunkeron will inevitably go to THICC-REHAB to treat his chronic slowness alongside brothers Tue-mush Plateus (the space marine in uparmored mark 3 armor) and Slabin Truj (the space-vet in cataphractii terminator armor) , where he will learn to value self-control and and health after flattening an entire Eldar Refugee Relocation Facility because of his inability to enter the front door.
Caseoh in the 42nd millennium be like
Shouldve called in Brother Childbombicus of the Marines Malevolent.
Super easy to get into a children's hospital when it's a crater.
"10,000 calories every step."
Dear God, that's horrifying.
Widehammer 80K
God i love this community, TTS LIVES
I like how half the music in your videos is just runescape music
Yeah it doesn’t get copyright strikes and because the composer turned out to be a diddler I don’t have to feel bad that he doesn’t get any money 😎😎😎
@@DreadAnonYou could also use Morrowind/Oblivion music. The composer diddled.
@@DreadAnon Well then, the more you know
Approval for the ‘Blues Brothers’ pesudoReference!
“Is Pepsi okay” FUCKIN HELL MAN EVEN 40 THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS LATER AND I STILL CANNOT GET COME PRODUCTS??? FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR I JUST WANT SOME COCA COLA
It's literally the same drink, sold by the same company in the exact same bottles, the only difference is the colouring and labeling
Ah yes the fateful door, bane of Custodians and D&D parties everywhere
Bro who let the votann into the custodes locker
*THE*
*CHINESIUM*
When the Centurions was mention, I thought it was gonna be Rogal Dorn