Normal people: awe, how cute, a double date... Me: 😳 now fresh has to carry 3 people... Edit: omg I hop on fortnite for a bit, come back and see this?! Wow, holy, thanks guys..
Lazarbeam: 25 years old, owns an office, member of click, master of all memes. Fresh: 18 years old, son of Lazarbeam, has a girlfriend, and is the best fortnite player in Australia Me: Closes the door to the fridge slowly to see if the light will turn off
If anyone wanna be a duo then comment your epic and we can run some. I would appreciate if you could be good at the game but if not no worries but we might need to put in the grind 👍 and maybe become a official duo 👍 btw I’m in EU servers.
Yo I am A young grinder that is trying to make good videos but gets not viewers. It would really made my day if you could just see my videos thank you and God bless
I play this game, yeah, this game of fame To make a virtual reality come to life in mortality It ain't so little and so I fiddle With the animatronics and iconic electronics What's in this cassette? I'm willing to bet That it's a mechanical figure brought to the ears for the listener Looking around, ceiling to the ground Identifying something amiss, should I look or try and resist? Everything's coming together, now erupting in terror It's glowing forever, the fear is growing! Never confided that one day I'd like to be invited outside of this domain This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly And I'm ready for the never ending fire Dancing with my deepest dark desires Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire I'm coming to know what lies below The mind to find a legitimate reason for why, I try Every turn, returns concern But my curiosity is (a) growin', it keeps goin' (Goin') Don't bat an eye, no need to cry Listen to the tapes and wait for any fear to come near Cold and lonely, join so closely When the Devil comes Everything's coming together, now corrupting whoever's Arriving forever, the terror's rising Never decided that one day, consequences derided From feelings inside me This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly And I'm ready for the never ending fire Dancing with my deepest dark desires Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire Look at me, you can't ignore Be with me forever more I'll conquer and override Your soul and my soul collide I'm feeling so incomplete So don't even try to retreat I'll conquer and override Your soul and my soul collide This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly And I'm ready for the never ending fire Dancing with my deepest dark desires Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly And I'm ready for the never ending fire Dancing with my deepest dark desires Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire Look at me, you can't ignore Be with me forever more (Darkest desire) I'll conquer and override Your soul and my soul collide I'm feeling so incomplete So don't even try to retreat I'll conquer and override Your soul and my soul collide Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I don’t know why but why is lannan saying, “I want to see the world the way ilsa sees it,” THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD! ALSO SAME! I also want to see the world that way because ilsa sees lots of things differently AND I WANT TO SEE THEM THAT WAY
yes i now have a mullet
LazarBeam ily
Nooooo
Nice
Ok
Wut
finally...the video we all really needed is here
yes
Yes
Deez
Yus
Yes
very epic double date
Sure
Yeah
Yes
Epic
1st comment ever on the channel? Jesus
"Don't lose hope, you too can get a girlfriend"
Hi winter pls add me my user is CRX Slayz
If lannan got it you can also get one
2ND I LOVE U WINTER❤❤
Nah im 8
4th
You should walk in on one of fresh’s stream and say “are ya winin son”
Edit: we did it
Flint Erickson yes
Yes
yeess
ArE yOu WiNnInG sOn
YES
When Ilsa said "I'ma epic gamer. Yeet." I think I saw glances of tears in Lannan's eyes as he said "I've never been more in love".
lmaoooo
This comment cringy af
myers443 Paro You are cringy you 3 subscriber boi
bricktimes subs dont matter plus ur a cringy fortnite montage broke boo
I was about the reply the same thing 😂 the way she said yeet 😂😂
You should walk in on one of Fresh’s streams and say “are ya winin son?”
I'll sign if this isn't a stolen comment. Is it?
That would be fuckin shit
I i capton
I have subbed to u
69420
Lannan: Me and Fresh could carry you but...
Google Translate: Fresh could carry us but...
that made me actually laugh hahahahahaah
Lol
Hahahahahaha
gahagagavha
fax
People in 2020: offended by being called a simp
Lazar and fresh:
They are the "I know" Chad
Everyone: You're a Simp
Lannan & Fresh: We know.
I’m I not the greatest simp in the world
Bvvv
Person:lannan and fresh are Simps
Fresh and lannan: the biggest simps
everyone: aww so cute
me: staring at lazar's weird haircut
How is it weird tho?
It’s a mullet a masterpiece it’s not weird
yessss
Mullets are wonderful play baseball and you will love them
Same lmao
“You too can have a girlfriend”
Don’t do that, don’t give me hope.
Exactly
God has not given you luck....a bucks fan....I'll pray for yoy
yeah we are all gf-less weirdos here I'm afraid.
Riiight rip to the single ugly guys out there
Same:(
Lazar: “don’t loose hope you too can get a girlfriend”
Me: being a girl who’s straight 😐 thanks?😂
trust lazar ur now lesbian
I think it was implied towards males, I will say, don't lose hope, you can get a boyfriend.
@@MILK-be5hc welp ig I am 🤷🏻♀️
@@thomasthomasthomas296 in a future I’ll enjoy my life as a single lady 😎
@@MILK-be5hc like da baby once said less goo
Normal people: awe, how cute, a double date...
Me: 😳 now fresh has to carry 3 people...
Edit: omg I hop on fortnite for a bit, come back and see this?! Wow, holy, thanks guys..
Me too
Yh true
Lol 😂
Yes
lollll fresh carrying the whole sqaud
*You should walk in on one of Fresh’s streams and say “are ya winnin son?”*
69420
I WANT COOKIE
You copied this comment.
@@CJ-tx2vl yh its a bot
Rahena Chowdhury You wish
@@alishfn OK bot
i love how their innocence is like my lil cousin, he'll just murder someone and then continue about how he loves the new season
Hol up
I love the people that start with I love
Wait a second
*No no no, not Fortnite older cousin*
Rowansantos Gaming wait a sec...
I wasn’t expecting this to be so wholesome is it bad that I’m disappointed whilst equally entertained
Lol
I actually love how Tessa is the sweat and ilsa is the memer. Their girlfriends are just like them 😂
Ikr
Ya
Ikr
Yellow
no
Fresh: "I have a girlfriend and Lannan, you have a girlfriend
Lannan: "OUR GIRLFRIENDS"
😱
I saw this and just said wow... communism.
👀
haha
Ohhh yes
This is like the time I played with my girlfriend and we had a lot of fun and then I woke up
I felt this comment
Omg 😆
Same
Give me my wallet man
Lmao nerd
I like how Tess says it’s not a big deal and doesn’t care and fresh and lazarbeam are just cheering
Fresh: Tessa and i are crouching on each other
Everyone: wtf?
Me: Why is fresh in front
Copied
Lmao thats what I was thinking
I WAS THINKING THAT TO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
N0pe g I was thinking that
Ikr AHAHAH
Fresh: Has a Girlfriend
Lazar: I want five of em
Lol no dat is comedy
Lol
Ishaan C lol
Didn’t lazar have a girlfriend before fresh
@@imkomplex1034 Lazar showed her before fresh but idk if he got one before
Lazarbeam: "Ilsa come open the supply crate"
Also lazarbeam: Takes the charge shotgun
Lmao yeah
Bruh I didn’t notice until I read this 😂
Lmao
I would take a grey tac
@@rubenstrahand76 really?
This... Is so wholesome, nice how Ilsa accepts the patronizing handholding
The title should be “who’s more of a simp fresh or Lannan?”
Nathan Broderick lannan.
Lannan
Or “who’s a better simp”
Nathan Broderick I think it’s ferg
Both
Lazarbeam’s girlfriend: just a nice person
Fresh’s girlfriend: biggest sweat ever
Hmmm... How convenient
she a meme herself (ilsa)
XD
SoldJor BRICKS I get it lol.
I get it very well tessa is a sweat like fresh and ilsa is a memer like lannon (sorry if i spelled you name wrong)
hOw cOnVeNiEnT
Its funny how their arguing about whos the better simp
Facts lmao
Facts lmao
Facts lmao
Facts lmao
Anyone here in 2024
Lazar: “don’t lose hope u too can get a girlfriend”
Me: *looks at my self*
It's ok
Our going to find someone
YOU ARE A CHADDDDDD, dont let yourself get you down. You are amazing in your own way.
100 likes in 28 min
Same
Fresh: _"Tessa and I are crashing on each other"_
Lannan: *War flashbacks of demonetisation*
I make videos like ceeday... well that's what people have been telling me ;) Check out my recent & let me know! be sure to subscribe!
ilyasTV bruh this like the most random place for a plug-in... get a paid ad it’s so much more effective mate.
Crouching
ilyasTV please don’t self promote it wont help you.
No one:
14 year old’s who’ve never had a realationship: lmao simp
LOLLLL idk if u copied this but its good
SIMP
SIMP
Simp
Lmao simp
Ilsa literally just played her first match and did better than me on half of my matches
lolol
Oof
Yeh lol
"i am very epic gamer. Yeet."
-ilsa 2020
When she said "YEET" I felt that
Lazarbeam: 25 years old, owns an office, member of click, master of all memes.
Fresh: 18 years old, son of Lazarbeam, has a girlfriend, and is the best fortnite player in Australia
Me: Closes the door to the fridge slowly to see if the light will turn off
Great comment
Give this person an award
Lol😂
Did the light go off tho
@@bonk8447 yup I just did it.
“You too can have a girlfriend”
Me:get a load of this guy
True😢
Lmao
Lmao truee
Im a girl tho-
Sniffle
"i wanna see the world the way ilsa sees the world" aww
Lannan: "Ilsa why are you throwing bombs at us"
Ilsa: "OoOoHh I leveled up"
Hahahahah
So
I’m your towohundreth like congrats 🥳🥳🥳
Lazarbeam in 2020: let's make me and my son's girlfriends fight to the death in a video game for our entertainment.
Wait what-
My brain just had a stroke
Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome To The 77th Annual Hunger Games
Hunger games lol
🤣
Ilsa: murders 2 people
Lannan: awwwww, you're so innocent
Omg ur pfp looks like my puppy
Lmao
I love how tessa said thank you sir
Lazar: you to could get a girlfriend
me: I am sorry boss but this is a definition of something that is impossible.. *cries*
Soooo true
Same
@Jessica Carlaw oh gowd
Ur name fits the definition jk jk
Not funny didn’t laugh
Do you guys remember when "Do you use builder pro or combat pro" was an actual question to ask your friends?
J
For me it still is
*Me using customs back then*
Can we get an f for that question
I use old skool 😏
Lannan has gone in done the impossible gotten not only him but his “son” a girlfriend.
Bradley Brock there’s no need for quotation marks around son😌
No way
Lmao yea the impossible has happened they have girlfriends
Best wingman/father ever lol
Wouldn’t that make the father-daughter connection with Lannan and Tessa😂
I feel more confident now that Lazar said I too can have a girlfriend
"So what did you do on a Fortnite double date?"
"Well we deleted children"
aka birth control pills
😂😂😂😂
@@deathweed307 LOL
ilsa is a “🥺” girl and tessa is a “bruh” girl 😂😂
So true
yeaaah
@Mohammed Al farsi what emoji / symbol is that it shows a square to me
So true
Alayna Loren they both fit lannans and freshes personality Tessa is chill and ilsa is like Lannan which I’m not sure is a compliment😂🤣😂
Just expect fresh to have a new video called: “THE THICCEST SIMP IN FORTNITE”.
very true
fishy bwuda
Yes
I hate you fish boys!
Your every where!
Tiko’s content is, I’m not trying too hate but... It’s trash!
2:21 can we just take a moment to admire how tragic that looked like.
Lannan: Don’t loose hope, you too could have a girlfriend...
Me: Press X for doubt
F
F
x
X
x
Lannan: “You too can get a girlfriend”
Me: Don’t do that, don’t give me hope
Its dont, dont give me hope. Again i could be wrong
Lol
So that was a fucking lie
God its so true tho
What if it is true
Ilsa : “oh im a out of ammo”
Lazarbeam : *continues to beat the hell out of the opponent with a pickaxe*
lol so true
I susxribe to ur channel Lisa
@@mathewchacon8502 what
Lachy should've been here.. oh wait...
Title: “very cute”
Video: Lazar and Fresh shooting each other’s girls
at least they won’t cheat
XD
@@lachyleonard bruh
Some random player: shoots at the girls
Lazar and fresh: *so you have chosen... Death*
Your likes “stonks”
Simp
Dank Armeme lol
"Khiller"
your profile really suits your humor
"You too can have a girlfriend"
Don't do that, don't give me hope.
Avengers Endgame spoiler alert !
Yes you won’t with a Fortnite profile
@@Barbed-wire Then Why Are You Watching A FORTNITE Video?
Where’s my acog exactly
He just said don't lose hope gamer
Half the video: “I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a great simp.”
Me: lets do the same challenge!
Error 404 girlfriend not found
Bruh same
Same
Same
Lol, I looked at yer comments and they same, don't lie who's a fan of Lazar!!
LazarBeam: “I need views”
*Brings in girls...*
Lanna m fresh ao
He allready gets views
He already gets insane views so
this started an hour ago
Well if you play Fortnite you won't
Someone acts nice to girls:
Everyone: SIMP
This person: no I am not!
Also Lazarbeam and Fresh : I am the better SIMP no I am the better SIMP
Bruh
LOL
Squirel in my pants
S.I.M.P
Squirel in my pants
“Don’t lose hope you too can get a girlfriend”
Me gets one a week after watching this video
I now will always trust you lazar
@Penelope Pujol sorry auto
2 years ago Lazar: I will be gay and not have a girlfriend and I'm in love with James Charles
Now Lazar: I have a girlfriend
he never mentioned james charles 2 years ago lol
I think everyone agrees when i say-
Ilsa is good,
Elliot isn't
Velma? Calm down it’s not the appearance of someone that matters
True so true
What going on guys?
How is this the 3rd comment and it was posted 48 minutes ago?!
@@mungselectedworks woah dude thats a dick move
This is wholesome and depressing at the same time.
Lmfao yeah
Why is it depressing
Exactly
Thats what she said!
@@CatherineHayward-ow1zw becuz we dont have girlfriends
the video title should have been called "the BATTLE of the SIMPS"
LazarBeam: *Killing Tessa*
Fresh: *You have chosen death*
Dude 😂😂😂
@@Maxwell-gp4pq its a bot
Shut up Bot...
Bruh
Lol a bot
Everyone else watching this: that’s so cute
Me: if Lazarbeam marries Ilsa, she’s going to be fresh’s stepmom
And muselk will be his uncle
That’s distubering kinda
True
same XD
Who is his mom
This should be called “Simping our girlfriends to a win” thoughts
Yup 😂
Eeee
Yes
How they being a simp bruh hes a king not a simp
people really don't know what simp actually means, huh?
Such a wholesome video, love it.
The one thing that we all are thinking about:
The hell happened to his hair?!
Facts
Pretty much
I kinda like it ngl I dunno
Did he get a mullet?
IKR he has a mullwt
everyone: aww so cute
me: staring at lazar's weird haircut
20k Subscribers Without Videos Challenge same😂😂
its a mullet. Very aussie
Same here
20k Subscribers Without Videos Challenge make a video at 19k and I will sub
I see your comments alot
I learned a valuable lesson if your sad you can’t get a girl friend remember Lannan has one
i’m sorry but you just learned this 💀
Um lannan has clout
But also remember he got 15 mil subs and is rich af
😂🤣thats sad
BoomerMan69 I am a Girl
0:31
Me: "Don't do that, don't give me hope"
LazarBeam: "I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner"
Fresh: “ Tessa and I are crashing on each other.”
Lazarbeam: “THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY!”
Also laser beam 3 years ago curses every 2 seconds
I just watched that part and I came straight to the comments
@@sEBX5092 bro same
(Btw read my name)™
Sorry for the self promo but I try to make funny videos, any tips on how to improve my content? :]
The reckless gamer did you just say lazar with an E!
Uncultured swine
I love how Tessa is actually good like fresh, and Ilsa isn't that good and does memes like Lannan.
They’re made for each other
@@ahuman3443 i KNOW its sooo cute :)
@@mgallaher6836 simp
Opposite gender
Lannan is good
Yea the title is a fake
The real title is:
WHO CAN BE THE BIGGEST SIMP ME OR FRESH!?
Its supposed to be the top comment
lmao
celestixl sky gamer Omg Mr Beast commented on my video
@@donotreadmyprofilepicture2602 No
Cool
If anyone wanna be a duo then comment your epic and we can run some. I would appreciate if you could be good at the game but if not no worries but we might need to put in the grind 👍 and maybe become a official duo 👍 btw I’m in EU servers.
Finally lazarbeam has actually carried someone
haha so true
He’s not that bad
So true
U guys actually forgot that lazarbeam coached brodi
Lol
“Do you wanna build”
“No,”
“O- ok ok we don’t have to build today “
Lmao I’m dead
She didn’t want to make Lazar feel bad about her amazing 90’s
hello brother
Jimmy Neutron we meet atlast
Your right cuz x is ded
Yo I am A young grinder that is trying to make good videos but gets not viewers. It would really made my day if you could just see my videos thank you and God bless
Everyone: they have girlfriends
Me: look at lannans hair
Same 😂
Facts
Kast ikr
It's terrible in my opinion
Y e s
9:07 that part was perfect and made my day
Lazar: you too can have a girlfriend
Me: you obviously don’t know who your talking to
Man I feel your pain
Yeah..
That joke made my day
Duarte Thomas who said it was a joke?
My whole life says Lazar is lying
LazarBeam: "Happy he has a mullet now"
Everyone: *Proceeds to ignore that*
Aye
I mean just look at my name (21 subs as of this comment)
Mully needs α mullet
I know i can’t joke
I don’t like his mullet
Worse than his mustache
Lannan’s Girlfriend: *breathes*
Lannan: “GoOd JoB iLs”
goOd jOB IlS
Arunie .06 lol
Lol
Proudly simpin for his girl **salutes**
I just watch this on repeat until im not single, still single.
That's tough
still?
Lazarbeam: “don’t lose hope you can get a girlfriend too
Me: don’t give me hope *lonely human noises*
Thx 4 200 likes
E
ikr
Come on boys, if LAZARBEAM can get a girlfriend we have a pretty good chance aswell
Yeah I agree if laser has a girlfriend we can to
This should be renamed to "Playing Fortnite with Muselk's sister" to specifically trigger Elliot and rub it in more that your dating his sister.
Melody
Next title: sleeping with Muselks sister 😂😂
Yes
Ben 90 more like Ben ten 😎😎😎
@@donovancallan8036 lol
Ilsa: tryes to kill her boyfriend with grenades
Fortnite: LEVEL 2!
👌👌👁🧒🏽👁
This was amazing❤❤❤❤
Ilsa: I’m pregnant
Lazarbeam: i WaNt FiVe oF eM
Edit: thanks for all the likes this is the most I’ve got
Loll
lol funiey fortnite so good i will always play frotnite
Nice
Titian_ Playz gags copied comment ggs
OOOOFF
You should walk in on one of Fresh’s streams and say “are ya winin son?”
Real original
King It’s a idea
Copied comment
1k without any videos? Did i ask
How many comments on this video do you need to post are you that desperate for clout?
"Dont lose hope, you can also get a girlfriend"
Me 20 years later: *"so that was a fucking lie"*
I play this game, yeah, this game of fame
To make a virtual reality come to life in mortality
It ain't so little and so I fiddle
With the animatronics and iconic electronics
What's in this cassette? I'm willing to bet
That it's a mechanical figure brought to the ears for the listener
Looking around, ceiling to the ground
Identifying something amiss, should I look or try and resist?
Everything's coming together, now erupting in terror
It's glowing forever, the fear is growing!
Never confided that one day
I'd like to be invited outside of this domain
This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly
And I'm ready for the never ending fire
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical
Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire
I'm coming to know what lies below
The mind to find a legitimate reason for why, I try
Every turn, returns concern
But my curiosity is (a) growin', it keeps goin' (Goin')
Don't bat an eye, no need to cry
Listen to the tapes and wait for any fear to come near
Cold and lonely, join so closely
When the Devil comes
Everything's coming together, now corrupting whoever's
Arriving forever, the terror's rising
Never decided that one day, consequences derided
From feelings inside me
This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly
And I'm ready for the never ending fire
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical
Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire
Look at me, you can't ignore
Be with me forever more
I'll conquer and override
Your soul and my soul collide
I'm feeling so incomplete
So don't even try to retreat
I'll conquer and override
Your soul and my soul collide
This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly
And I'm ready for the never ending fire
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical
Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire
This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly
And I'm ready for the never ending fire
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical
Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire
Look at me, you can't ignore
Be with me forever more (Darkest desire)
I'll conquer and override
Your soul and my soul collide
I'm feeling so incomplete
So don't even try to retreat
I'll conquer and override
Your soul and my soul collide
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Lol
:(
Bro say the real meme
Fusion.exe shut up
I don’t know why but why is lannan saying, “I want to see the world the way ilsa sees it,” THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!
ALSO SAME! I also want to see the world that way because ilsa sees lots of things differently AND I WANT TO SEE THEM THAT WAY
Damn I wasn't expecting to watch a video this wholesome today...
I never knew u watched lazarbeam
Hi can you shout me out plz I luv ur vids
Ya same
I didn’t you you watch lazarbeam
lol ikr its so cuteeee
Who else randomly found Lazarbeam one day and now watches him regularly
Me lol
Me
yep weird subreddits
Me
Me 🤣
It went from *"Double date in Fortnite."*
To _"Who can simp the hardest?"_
(In a game show voice)
LMFAO
Faxs
I like how when Lannan kills Tessa fresh goes HEY!!
Lazarbeam: “you too can get a girlfriend”
Me at age 80: **cries in lonely**
Some how from the picture on your name I can assume your not 80
Lol
Rizz lol
@@elliotmartin9898 it's a joke
Omg that’s going to be meee
alternative title: lannan and fresh fighting over who’s a better simp
Have you seen chavatar the last chairbender
@@Barely-_-321 haha 😂
Loll
BioHazard _YT nani
Yuppppq
Haha, when Lazar says dont lose hope, i too may find a girlfriend, i felt happy....dont think my wife agrees though....
Wayment🥴
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
lilmil what if he does😬
@Low Lucas uhuh definitely fortnite profile pic and everything
Lol
I love playing with newbies and watching them become better and better!!!
They’re not newbies they’re “very pro gamer.”