Lazarbeam: 25 years old, owns an office, member of click, master of all memes. Fresh: 18 years old, son of Lazarbeam, has a girlfriend, and is the best fortnite player in Australia Me: Closes the door to the fridge slowly to see if the light will turn off
Normal people: awe, how cute, a double date... Me: 😳 now fresh has to carry 3 people... Edit: omg I hop on fortnite for a bit, come back and see this?! Wow, holy, thanks guys..
Yo I am A young grinder that is trying to make good videos but gets not viewers. It would really made my day if you could just see my videos thank you and God bless
Yes. Ok so i have a friend he plays almost for a year on a ps4 hes got 8 solo wins well i got 1 and i play for 3 years. He started in season 8 and i started in season 3
I play this game, yeah, this game of fame To make a virtual reality come to life in mortality It ain't so little and so I fiddle With the animatronics and iconic electronics What's in this cassette? I'm willing to bet That it's a mechanical figure brought to the ears for the listener Looking around, ceiling to the ground Identifying something amiss, should I look or try and resist? Everything's coming together, now erupting in terror It's glowing forever, the fear is growing! Never confided that one day I'd like to be invited outside of this domain This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly And I'm ready for the never ending fire Dancing with my deepest dark desires Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire I'm coming to know what lies below The mind to find a legitimate reason for why, I try Every turn, returns concern But my curiosity is (a) growin', it keeps goin' (Goin') Don't bat an eye, no need to cry Listen to the tapes and wait for any fear to come near Cold and lonely, join so closely When the Devil comes Everything's coming together, now corrupting whoever's Arriving forever, the terror's rising Never decided that one day, consequences derided From feelings inside me This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly And I'm ready for the never ending fire Dancing with my deepest dark desires Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire Look at me, you can't ignore Be with me forever more I'll conquer and override Your soul and my soul collide I'm feeling so incomplete So don't even try to retreat I'll conquer and override Your soul and my soul collide This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly And I'm ready for the never ending fire Dancing with my deepest dark desires Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly And I'm ready for the never ending fire Dancing with my deepest dark desires Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire Look at me, you can't ignore Be with me forever more (Darkest desire) I'll conquer and override Your soul and my soul collide I'm feeling so incomplete So don't even try to retreat I'll conquer and override Your soul and my soul collide Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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yes i now have a mullet
LazarBeam ily
Nooooo
Nice
Ok
Wut
finally...the video we all really needed is here
yes
Yes
Deez
Yus
Yes
very epic double date
Sure
Yeah
Yes
Epic
1st comment ever on the channel? Jesus
When Ilsa said "I'ma epic gamer. Yeet." I think I saw glances of tears in Lannan's eyes as he said "I've never been more in love".
lmaoooo
This comment cringy af
myers443 Paro You are cringy you 3 subscriber boi
bricktimes subs dont matter plus ur a cringy fortnite montage broke boo
I was about the reply the same thing 😂 the way she said yeet 😂😂
"Don't lose hope, you too can get a girlfriend"
Hi winter pls add me my user is CRX Slayz
If lannan got it you can also get one
2ND I LOVE U WINTER❤❤
Nah im 8
4th
i love how their innocence is like my lil cousin, he'll just murder someone and then continue about how he loves the new season
Hol up
I love the people that start with I love
Wait a second
*No no no, not Fortnite older cousin*
Rowansantos Gaming wait a sec...
everyone: aww so cute
me: staring at lazar's weird haircut
How is it weird tho?
It’s a mullet a masterpiece it’s not weird
yessss
Mullets are wonderful play baseball and you will love them
Same lmao
Lannan: Me and Fresh could carry you but...
Google Translate: Fresh could carry us but...
that made me actually laugh hahahahahaah
Lol
Hahahahahaha
gahagagavha
fax
Fresh: "I have a girlfriend and Lannan, you have a girlfriend
Lannan: "OUR GIRLFRIENDS"
😱
I saw this and just said wow... communism.
👀
haha
Ohhh yes
Lannan: "Ilsa why are you throwing bombs at us"
Ilsa: "OoOoHh I leveled up"
Hahahahah
So
I’m your towohundreth like congrats 🥳🥳🥳
Lazarbeam: "Ilsa come open the supply crate"
Also lazarbeam: Takes the charge shotgun
Lmao yeah
Bruh I didn’t notice until I read this 😂
Lmao
I would take a grey tac
@@rubenstrahand76 really?
I like how Tess says it’s not a big deal and doesn’t care and fresh and lazarbeam are just cheering
Ilsa: murders 2 people
Lannan: awwwww, you're so innocent
Omg ur pfp looks like my puppy
Lmao
Damn I wasn't expecting to watch a video this wholesome today...
I never knew u watched lazarbeam
Hi can you shout me out plz I luv ur vids
Ya same
I didn’t you you watch lazarbeam
lol ikr its so cuteeee
This... Is so wholesome, nice how Ilsa accepts the patronizing handholding
People in 2020: offended by being called a simp
Lazar and fresh:
They are the "I know" Chad
Everyone: You're a Simp
Lannan & Fresh: We know.
I’m I not the greatest simp in the world
Bvvv
Person:lannan and fresh are Simps
Fresh and lannan: the biggest simps
You should walk in on one of fresh’s stream and say “are ya winin son”
Edit: we did it
Flint Erickson yes
Yes
yeess
ArE yOu WiNnInG sOn
YES
Fresh: Tessa and i are crouching on each other
Everyone: wtf?
Me: Why is fresh in front
Copied
Lmao thats what I was thinking
I WAS THINKING THAT TO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
N0pe g I was thinking that
Ikr AHAHAH
I wasn’t expecting this to be so wholesome is it bad that I’m disappointed whilst equally entertained
Lol
Lannan has gone in done the impossible gotten not only him but his “son” a girlfriend.
Bradley Brock there’s no need for quotation marks around son😌
No way
Lmao yea the impossible has happened they have girlfriends
Best wingman/father ever lol
Wouldn’t that make the father-daughter connection with Lannan and Tessa😂
“You too can have a girlfriend”
Don’t do that, don’t give me hope.
Exactly
God has not given you luck....a bucks fan....I'll pray for yoy
yeah we are all gf-less weirdos here I'm afraid.
Riiight rip to the single ugly guys out there
Same:(
Ilsa : “oh im a out of ammo”
Lazarbeam : *continues to beat the hell out of the opponent with a pickaxe*
lol so true
I susxribe to ur channel Lisa
@@mathewchacon8502 what
7:02 ''I've never been more in love with you than i am now'' absolutely adorable
I actually love how Tessa is the sweat and ilsa is the memer. Their girlfriends are just like them 😂
Ikr
Ya
Ikr
Yellow
no
Fresh: _"Tessa and I are crashing on each other"_
Lannan: *War flashbacks of demonetisation*
I make videos like ceeday... well that's what people have been telling me ;) Check out my recent & let me know! be sure to subscribe!
ilyasTV bruh this like the most random place for a plug-in... get a paid ad it’s so much more effective mate.
Crouching
ilyasTV please don’t self promote it wont help you.
"i wanna see the world the way ilsa sees the world" aww
"i am very epic gamer. Yeet."
-ilsa 2020
When she said "YEET" I felt that
LazarBeam: *Killing Tessa*
Fresh: *You have chosen death*
Dude 😂😂😂
@@Maxwell-gp4pq its a bot
Shut up Bot...
Bruh
Lol a bot
Lannan: Don’t loose hope, you too could have a girlfriend...
Me: Press X for doubt
F
F
x
X
x
Lazar: “don’t loose hope you too can get a girlfriend”
Me: being a girl who’s straight 😐 thanks?😂
trust lazar ur now lesbian
I think it was implied towards males, I will say, don't lose hope, you can get a boyfriend.
@@MILK-be5hc welp ig I am 🤷🏻♀️
@@thomasthomasthomas296 in a future I’ll enjoy my life as a single lady 😎
@@MILK-be5hc like da baby once said less goo
i love that lannan and fresh are “rude” to eachother but so sweet and kind to each other’s girl friends 😂🥺
Yea they both lookin for something
S
I
M
P
@@hampter4995 real men simp
@@mrm2945 I know I’m late but yes real men simp just not simp to the extreme
@@bigjohnslangin5741 correct have a good day
Some random player: shoots at the girls
Lazar and fresh: *so you have chosen... Death*
Your likes “stonks”
Simp
Dank Armeme lol
"Khiller"
your profile really suits your humor
“You too can have a girlfriend”
Me:get a load of this guy
True😢
Lmao
Lmao truee
Im a girl tho-
Sniffle
I love how tessa said thank you sir
Lazar: “don’t lose hope u too can get a girlfriend”
Me: *looks at my self*
It's ok
Our going to find someone
YOU ARE A CHADDDDDD, dont let yourself get you down. You are amazing in your own way.
100 likes in 28 min
Same
Lazarbeam’s girlfriend: just a nice person
Fresh’s girlfriend: biggest sweat ever
Hmmm... How convenient
she a meme herself (ilsa)
XD
SoldJor BRICKS I get it lol.
I get it very well tessa is a sweat like fresh and ilsa is a memer like lannon (sorry if i spelled you name wrong)
hOw cOnVeNiEnT
I can just image Lannan being the best father teaching his kids how to snipe the sweaty gamers
Teaching his kids how to meme
we dont snip, we meme
From skybases i got your back
I think he being simp
He might teach his kids how to photoshop
Such a wholesome video, love it.
This is wholesome and depressing at the same time.
Lmfao yeah
Why is it depressing
Exactly
Thats what she said!
@@CatherineHayward-ow1zw becuz we dont have girlfriends
Fresh: Has a Girlfriend
Lazar: I want five of em
Lol no dat is comedy
Lol
Ishaan C lol
Didn’t lazar have a girlfriend before fresh
@@imkomplex1034 Lazar showed her before fresh but idk if he got one before
LazarBeam: "Happy he has a mullet now"
Everyone: *Proceeds to ignore that*
Aye
I mean just look at my name (21 subs as of this comment)
Mully needs α mullet
I know i can’t joke
I don’t like his mullet
Worse than his mustache
7:00
Lazar fav word:yeet!
Ilsa too:yeet!
Lannan’s Girlfriend: *breathes*
Lannan: “GoOd JoB iLs”
goOd jOB IlS
Arunie .06 lol
Lol
Proudly simpin for his girl **salutes**
Do you guys remember when "Do you use builder pro or combat pro" was an actual question to ask your friends?
J
For me it still is
*Me using customs back then*
Can we get an f for that question
I use old skool 😏
This is like the time I played with my girlfriend and we had a lot of fun and then I woke up
I felt this comment
Omg 😆
Same
Give me my wallet man
Lmao nerd
I thought I would never get a girlfriend, until lazar said don’t lose help, you’ll get a girlfriend
Its funny how their arguing about whos the better simp
Facts lmao
Facts lmao
Facts lmao
Facts lmao
Lazar: you to could get a girlfriend
me: I am sorry boss but this is a definition of something that is impossible.. *cries*
Soooo true
Same
@Jessica Carlaw oh gowd
Ur name fits the definition jk jk
Not funny didn’t laugh
Ilsa “oOh I’m a level two!”
Lazar level 171: “see you’re leveling up already!”😂😂😂😂
THIS WHOLESOME VIDEO IS EXACLTY WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS RIGHT NOW IM DYING OF CUTEST OVERLOAD
i KNOWWWW omg " ive never been more in love with you than i am right now" just AWWWW
Wtf
Wtf
Listen 12 year old girls this is known as a simp move not very gamer of him.
Bruh Really? Wtf
"So what did you do on a Fortnite double date?"
"Well we deleted children"
aka birth control pills
😂😂😂😂
@@deathweed22 LOL
I love how sweet fresh and Lannan are to their girlfriends
I’m mean to my girlfriend Bec she dose not lessen
Well just try and reason with her
The are just simps
Pete Of Yeet why
Pete Of Yeet oh so you want to fight
I love playing with newbies and watching them become better and better!!!
They’re not newbies they’re “very pro gamer.”
Lazarbeam: 25 years old, owns an office, member of click, master of all memes.
Fresh: 18 years old, son of Lazarbeam, has a girlfriend, and is the best fortnite player in Australia
Me: Closes the door to the fridge slowly to see if the light will turn off
Great comment
Give this person an award
Lol😂
Did the light go off tho
@@bonk8447 yup I just did it.
Lannan: “You too can get a girlfriend”
Me: Don’t do that, don’t give me hope
Its dont, dont give me hope. Again i could be wrong
Lol
So that was a fucking lie
God its so true tho
What if it is true
Lazarbeam: "We're all winner"
Lazarbeam 5 minutes earlier: *I want to tear your friendship apart*
The fact he Lannan said, “Children are watching,” yet he cusses in almost all of his videos
It went from *"Double date in Fortnite."*
To _"Who can simp the hardest?"_
(In a game show voice)
LMFAO
Faxs
3:08
Lannan: Guys, children are watching.
Me: *So now we know what they are doing on their free time*
Lol
LOL
🤣Lol
LOL 😂
Lol😂
Ilsa: tryes to kill her boyfriend with grenades
Fortnite: LEVEL 2!
👌👌👁🧒🏽👁
They should have done some memes or something like that it would be really funnu
2 years ago Lazar: I will be gay and not have a girlfriend and I'm in love with James Charles
Now Lazar: I have a girlfriend
he never mentioned james charles 2 years ago lol
Everyone: they have girlfriends
Me: look at lannans hair
Same 😂
Facts
Kast ikr
It's terrible in my opinion
Y e s
Lazar: This is gonna be wholesome
Also Lazar: Makes the girls fight to the death
Are you not entertained
@@aaronbolin3825 Ofc I am! It's Lazarbeam! 😂
“Me and tessa are crouching on each other”
*Guys stop it*
This was epic 😳🤣🤣
"Ilsa Do you wanna build?"
"No"
*Understandable Have a great day*
So true
That's fucking funny bro
*drives off*
Finally lazarbeam has actually carried someone
haha so true
He’s not that bad
So true
U guys actually forgot that lazarbeam coached brodi
Lol
Title: “very cute”
Video: Lazar and Fresh shooting each other’s girls
at least they won’t cheat
XD
@@lachyleonard bruh
I like how when Lannan kills Tessa fresh goes HEY!!
Normal people: awe, how cute, a double date...
Me: 😳 now fresh has to carry 3 people...
Edit: omg I hop on fortnite for a bit, come back and see this?! Wow, holy, thanks guys..
Me too
Yh true
Lol 😂
Yes
lollll fresh carrying the whole sqaud
I love how the sun rose before ilsa picked up the gun 😂
Lisa [f*ск.ме] ТАР.0N_MY_PIС don’t time on the links it has a virus
Lannan: “i have never been more in love with u than i am right now”
damn my boy is growing up🥺
It was ment for a joke cuz she said *YEET* then he said that but ok then
Lil’ Anime and this was meant as a joke but ok
t
At the altar, he’ll say
I YEET
6:57 ”that was good.I’m very epic gamer.YEET” -ILSA
Fresh: Shoot them!
Tessa: hits shots
Lazarbeam: SHOOT THEM
Ilsa: runs out of ammo
(thanks for all the likes)
The couple's are just like them
for example fresh is like Tessa and Lanna is like ilsa
(Btw read my name)™
I agree
ilsa: "i am very epic gamer, yeet"
match made in heaven
Ikr😂🤣🤣
(Btw read my name)™
“Don’t give up yet, You to can get a girlfriend”. Don’t give me hope Lannan please don’t give me hope
Mad egg I smell communism
Is that you my soviet comrade?
😂
Yeah
OuR GiRlFrEiNd
I miss the old days of fresh and lazarbeam
“Do you wanna build”
“No,”
“O- ok ok we don’t have to build today “
Lmao I’m dead
She didn’t want to make Lazar feel bad about her amazing 90’s
hello brother
Jimmy Neutron we meet atlast
Your right cuz x is ded
Yo I am A young grinder that is trying to make good videos but gets not viewers. It would really made my day if you could just see my videos thank you and God bless
Lazarbeam: Gets #1 on trending
Everybody: *now this does put a smile on my face*
He's done it on Fortnite, Minecraft, and Club Penguin
Not really
Kkinder yep
This guy is the one who we all watch when eating
Fresh: Tessa and i are crouching on each other
Everyone: what the heeeeeellllllll
Me: Why is fresh in front
@Lisa [f*ск.ме] ТАР.0N_MY_PIС no
r/cursedcomments
@@elijahlaughman9436 damn son
why is fresh in front lol
Ye
"You too can have a girlfriend"
Don't do that, don't give me hope.
Avengers Endgame spoiler alert !
Yes you won’t with a Fortnite profile
@@Barbed-wire Then Why Are You Watching A FORTNITE Video?
Where’s my acog exactly
He just said don't lose hope gamer
Everyone else watching this: that’s so cute
Me: if Lazarbeam marries Ilsa, she’s going to be fresh’s stepmom
And muselk will be his uncle
That’s distubering kinda
True
same XD
Who is his mom
I feel more confident now that Lazar said I too can have a girlfriend
Fresh getting a win: ya a win
When lazarbean gets a win: party all night
Go sub to neville fortnite and
Miles Maness no
Your with rifty
Who’s lazarbean, sounds like a fun guy like lazarbeam
Sub to cheesy734
Just expect fresh to have a new video called: “THE THICCEST SIMP IN FORTNITE”.
very true
fishy bwuda
Yes
I hate you fish boys!
Your every where!
Tiko’s content is, I’m not trying too hate but... It’s trash!
No one:
14 year old’s who’ve never had a realationship: lmao simp
LOLLLL idk if u copied this but its good
SIMP
SIMP
Simp
Lmao simp
Lannan and Fresh: we’re the best simps
Mrbeast: haha good one.
“Gives Maddy 100k flowers”
Lannan: Plays video games and also has a girlfriend
Me: *Is it possible to learn this technique*
revolzy Power
Lmao
Not From A Simp
Lazarbeam in 2020: let's make me and my son's girlfriends fight to the death in a video game for our entertainment.
Wait what-
My brain just had a stroke
Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome To The 77th Annual Hunger Games
Hunger games lol
🤣
Lazar: you too can have a girlfriend
Me: you obviously don’t know who your talking to
Man I feel your pain
Yeah..
That joke made my day
Duarte Thomas who said it was a joke?
My whole life says Lazar is lying
Ilsa literally just played her first match and did better than me on half of my matches
lolol
Oof
Yeh lol
Ilsa: hits a snipe
Me: has been playing for 2 years
Also me: she’s already better than me 😔
Thanks for all the likes guys I appreciate it 😘
Its mostly down to bloom
Same
Yes. Ok so i have a friend he plays almost for a year on a ps4 hes got 8 solo wins well i got 1 and i play for 3 years. He started in season 8 and i started in season 3
@@SleepyJoe7000 down to play sometime to get some wins?
Same lol
Lazarbeam: “don’t lose hope you can get a girlfriend too
Me: don’t give me hope *lonely human noises*
Thx 4 200 likes
E
ikr
Come on boys, if LAZARBEAM can get a girlfriend we have a pretty good chance aswell
Yeah I agree if laser has a girlfriend we can to
"Dont lose hope, you can also get a girlfriend"
Me 20 years later: *"so that was a fucking lie"*
I play this game, yeah, this game of fame
To make a virtual reality come to life in mortality
It ain't so little and so I fiddle
With the animatronics and iconic electronics
What's in this cassette? I'm willing to bet
That it's a mechanical figure brought to the ears for the listener
Looking around, ceiling to the ground
Identifying something amiss, should I look or try and resist?
Everything's coming together, now erupting in terror
It's glowing forever, the fear is growing!
Never confided that one day
I'd like to be invited outside of this domain
This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly
And I'm ready for the never ending fire
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical
Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire
I'm coming to know what lies below
The mind to find a legitimate reason for why, I try
Every turn, returns concern
But my curiosity is (a) growin', it keeps goin' (Goin')
Don't bat an eye, no need to cry
Listen to the tapes and wait for any fear to come near
Cold and lonely, join so closely
When the Devil comes
Everything's coming together, now corrupting whoever's
Arriving forever, the terror's rising
Never decided that one day, consequences derided
From feelings inside me
This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly
And I'm ready for the never ending fire
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical
Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire
Look at me, you can't ignore
Be with me forever more
I'll conquer and override
Your soul and my soul collide
I'm feeling so incomplete
So don't even try to retreat
I'll conquer and override
Your soul and my soul collide
This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly
And I'm ready for the never ending fire
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical
Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire
This reality, my mentality, everything changes so rapidly
And I'm ready for the never ending fire
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical, don't know anything quite hysterical
Everything around me transpires as I fulfill my darkest desire
Look at me, you can't ignore
Be with me forever more (Darkest desire)
I'll conquer and override
Your soul and my soul collide
I'm feeling so incomplete
So don't even try to retreat
I'll conquer and override
Your soul and my soul collide
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Lol
:(
Bro say the real meme
Fusion.exe shut up
0:31
Me: "Don't do that, don't give me hope"
LazarBeam: "I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner"
Someone acts nice to girls:
Everyone: SIMP
This person: no I am not!
Also Lazarbeam and Fresh : I am the better SIMP no I am the better SIMP
Bruh
LOL
Squirel in my pants
S.I.M.P
Squirel in my pants
LazarBeam: “I need views”
*Brings in girls...*
Lanna m fresh ao
He allready gets views
He already gets insane views so
this started an hour ago
Well if you play Fortnite you won't
This should be called “Simping our girlfriends to a win” thoughts
Yup 😂
Eeee
Yes
How they being a simp bruh hes a king not a simp
people really don't know what simp actually means, huh?
Lazarbeam- "Don't lose hope you can get a girlfriend" Me- "BOY THATS CAP"