Ancient Egypt: Crash Course World History #4

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  • @animalscave7031
    @animalscave7031 7 років тому +2854

    50% of comments: "Is anyone here because they have a test tomorrow?"
    Other 50% of comments: "Is anyone here because they find history interesting?"
    Can we just take a moment to say how awesome of a history teacher John would make at school?

    • @babyyodaiscute5585
      @babyyodaiscute5585 5 років тому +8

      No i just love king Tut I’m accutly learning about king Tut

    • @flake1943
      @flake1943 5 років тому +4

      Animalscave
      Studying for APWH EXAM 2019 😝

    • @huebothedog665
      @huebothedog665 5 років тому +15

      Can we just talk Egyptian history instead of leaving useless comments?

    • @Fallibleandflawed
      @Fallibleandflawed 5 років тому +2

      @Gengonglike Arbukle neither

    • @thegreekdeal4747
      @thegreekdeal4747 5 років тому +3

      Pretty bad one due to the inaccurate information he passes as facts and the bias he shows in most videos.

  • @noautoaidan
    @noautoaidan 8 років тому +2636

    Most important thing I learned in this episode: the confirmation that fish *do* live in water. Thank you CrashCourse!

    • @jmarie4652
      @jmarie4652 8 років тому +21

      same lol 😂😂

    • @thechocolat3p33ps6
      @thechocolat3p33ps6 8 років тому +26

      I never would've known that fish lived in water

    • @OllehRebelz
      @OllehRebelz 8 років тому +27

      It's such a fascinating fact, isn't it.

    • @thechocolat3p33ps6
      @thechocolat3p33ps6 8 років тому +27

      So fascinating, i wouldn't have passed the test without it

    • @Jack-lp3gc
      @Jack-lp3gc 8 років тому +32

      wait really? wtf I thought they flew and were born from the wombs of, wait for it... THE MONGULS

  • @jessegarrett7215
    @jessegarrett7215 7 років тому +351

    To put how old ancient Egypt was in perspective, I like to point out that Cleopatra lived closer to present day than when the pyramids were built. I don’t know the exact dates but the pyramids were built 4,500 years ago and Cleopatra lived just over 2,000 years ago

  • @drunkonart
    @drunkonart 7 років тому +1089

    For a few seconds I was so sure that when you combined Ahmen and Rah,
    You'd get Ramen.

  • @GoErikTheRed
    @GoErikTheRed 9 років тому +237

    Love the time line context. Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than the building of the pyramids. Just like.... wow.

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 6 років тому +496

    “Oppression of dates”
    The hot new sequel to The Grapes of Wrath.

  • @mayafraser2086
    @mayafraser2086 2 роки тому +78

    the crazy thing about Ancient Egypt for me was how long it was?? There were guys in like 1980 BCE studying their own civilisation and thinking hmmm this was so long ago!! My mind is astounded about that.

  • @n4thank1m63
    @n4thank1m63 5 років тому +2062

    Nobody:
    AP World kids: 462 minute crash course binge

    • @eliana5217
      @eliana5217 5 років тому +63

      Hey this isn't very nice I don't like being called out

    • @iiisammy
      @iiisammy 5 років тому +23

      Damn you really called us out like that

    • @BananaHead223
      @BananaHead223 5 років тому +35

      But if you set it to 1.25 speed, it's still listenable and you only have to listen to 369.6 minutes

    • @bighorngaming8202
      @bighorngaming8202 5 років тому +17

      @@BananaHead223 and if you do 2x he gets a squeaky voice and it's only 231 minutes. Plus you can skip credits

    • @BananaHead223
      @BananaHead223 5 років тому +2

      @@bighorngaming8202 genius

  • @sciencedude6023
    @sciencedude6023 6 років тому +346

    I’m an egyptian and learned from you guys more than I learned at school :"""

    • @flyinghighagain7712
      @flyinghighagain7712 5 років тому +4

      Wow. Interesting.

    • @Youssef-iq4wq
      @Youssef-iq4wq 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah Egyptian history is sooo confusing i bet 50% of what we think we know isn't true

    • @marcosia6865
      @marcosia6865 4 роки тому +10

      @Lee Ruan that's right hundreds or maybe thousands of years is still missing in Egyptian History

  • @pfefferfilm
    @pfefferfilm 5 років тому +402

    "You had to marry your sister, which hopefully you weren't too stoked about"
    (laughs in ptolemaic)

  • @zolaliz4000
    @zolaliz4000 5 років тому +540

    I love that everyone is also here cus the AP World exam is tomorrow so much so that people are pointing it out and making it a meme

    • @sierrastarns6342
      @sierrastarns6342 5 років тому +1

      Zolaliz honestly

    • @hvonsus5725
      @hvonsus5725 4 роки тому +3

      It seems to happen every year because that’s exactly why I’m here

    • @malcjdful
      @malcjdful 4 роки тому +2

      It’s called whap loser

  • @lost7149
    @lost7149 6 років тому +865

    *Answering* *AP* *Test*
    "What happend in the Middle Kingdom?:"
    "No Hobbits"

    • @ichangednametoamorecringyo1489
      @ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 5 років тому +6

      I love your profile picture!!!

    • @maxbatkin9012
      @maxbatkin9012 4 роки тому +4

      That’s middle earth not Middle Kingdom

    • @maxbatkin9012
      @maxbatkin9012 4 роки тому +1

      Jack The12th ???

    • @marcosia6865
      @marcosia6865 4 роки тому +3

      hhhhhhhhhhhhhh, of course we have no Hobbits but in the time of Roman-era we had dwarfs in Alexandria

    • @vishwakamal8139
      @vishwakamal8139 4 роки тому +4

      @@maxbatkin9012 you literally have no sense of memes or humor

  • @realtexan561
    @realtexan561 10 років тому +17

    I'm a high school student (Sophomore). I hate to admit it and probably every other kid does but these videos are actually kind of cool. Thanks for an educational yet fun way of learning history and taking notes

  • @Harbingerintheflesh
    @Harbingerintheflesh 9 років тому +299

    Fascinating! If we look at Egypt, it seems the key to longevity of a civilization is mainly to do with isolation (not engaging in wars) and also preservation of own culture.

    • @obsidianseventyone1483
      @obsidianseventyone1483 9 років тому +18

      I agree. Egypt was hard to attack because the Sahara made it hard to flank. While Egypt had plenty of Military campaign they seemed content to control the trade routes from Nubia, Libya to the Levant.

  • @plutarch_
    @plutarch_ 9 років тому +355

    "Did you know? Fish live in water" Thanks CrashCourse!

    • @flamingphyton1816
      @flamingphyton1816 9 років тому +2

      +Ocduffy "xD

    • @kcircuit8684
      @kcircuit8684 9 років тому +2

      +Ocduffy LOL

    • @miyu-miyu9771
      @miyu-miyu9771 9 років тому +15

      +Ocduffy John Green is wrong. Fishes live on air.

    • @freddypena1594
      @freddypena1594 7 років тому +1

      H

    • @sicariius7682
      @sicariius7682 7 років тому +5

      +Ocduffy I don't think that he was trying to say fish live in water. I believe he meant that they can fly, and are made entirely of metal. The aliens living in antarctica are training them in every type of martial arts known to both their kind and mankind, then will unleash their evil flying cyborg fish army. At least that is what I think he is trying to say.

  • @johnohara4788
    @johnohara4788 6 років тому +690

    John Green: the Egyptians came into conflict with the Assyrians, Persians Greeks and eventually Romans
    Hittite Empire: Am I a joke to you?

    • @LetsUniteNow
      @LetsUniteNow 6 років тому +50

      Indeed their 80-year conflict, and the world's first known peace treaty that ended it - are significant

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 5 років тому +27

      Don't forget the Nubians invaded and ruled Egypt for 200 years.

    • @samirbedahoudi963
      @samirbedahoudi963 5 років тому +4

      @@wiseguy240Winston and the Malian empire

    • @y2k21
      @y2k21 5 років тому +26

      @@samirbedahoudi963 Mali was in West Africa and never invaded Egypt.

    • @samirbedahoudi963
      @samirbedahoudi963 5 років тому +7

      @@y2k21 I never said invaded but they did trade with Egyptians

  • @KariKidd
    @KariKidd 11 років тому +25

    Your awesome nerdiness has reached my daughters 6th grade science class. The class watched your Persian and Greek episode to learn about all the craziness and smarty , smart things. My daughter was totally surprised to find out that I am a nerdfighter and that you have a brother " Good morning Hank !" that is just as smart as you. Thanks , John for teaching my daughter that history and science is fun and very important. AWESOME!!

  • @MrCrafterPlaysMC
    @MrCrafterPlaysMC 8 років тому +240

    Hi John. I'm taking my AP World History test in two days, so I have decided to watch this whole series in one night. A whopping seven hours. I just wanted to let you know, if these videos aren't helpful and cause me to fail my exam and lose all possible hope of going to college, I'm holding you personally responsible. Thanks!
    P.S, Great videos, short and sweet and not too boring :D

    • @EternalHappElements
      @EternalHappElements 8 років тому +7

      responsibility isn't something to joke about...

    • @xScott18x
      @xScott18x 8 років тому +19

      Ha. Or you could study it the old fashion way. just a thought.

    • @MrCrafterPlaysMC
      @MrCrafterPlaysMC 8 років тому +47

      Andrew Derouin It was meant as a joke, guess it didn't come off that way

    • @aidoll3692
      @aidoll3692 8 років тому +1

      what's the A.P test

    • @julesxaxp3745
      @julesxaxp3745 8 років тому +7

      +Astropony Blast01 advanced placement test... its a college course that high schoolers take. In this case, everyone is taking the Advanced Placement World History exam...

  • @sk8rdudeism
    @sk8rdudeism 6 років тому +29

    just wanted to say that this series has been a very convenient access to a discipline very far from what i'm used to (my background is environmental science and engineering). thanks very much for all the effort in producing something insightful, down-to-earth, and pretty hilarious at times. there's so much wisdom in studying the past, in cultures far from our own, through lenses fundamentally different from what we use. i think it's so important for envisioning and building the future. kind of puts everything in persepective for us ignorant moderns. cheers!

  • @alexgarnett1012
    @alexgarnett1012 5 років тому +85

    The humor makes it so easy to learn 😂😂😂😂 especially when you love history like me

  • @farvamo
    @farvamo 8 років тому +89

    this is quality youtube content

  • @umenja6312
    @umenja6312 8 років тому +1529

    Me: *sees people on here because they're last-minute studying for a history exam*
    Me: lmao I just really like history.

  • @annatetlow5342
    @annatetlow5342 4 роки тому +67

    There are three types of dates: the fruit, the going out with someone, and the calendar numbers. Why not do all three

  • @vertexgaming3004
    @vertexgaming3004 7 років тому +428

    2:48
    "Did you know fish live in water"
    Noooo, please tell me more....

  • @gilian2587
    @gilian2587 8 років тому +84

    History teacher... you've seen the worst of the worst in historical education: "And now, dear pupils I will terrorize you with the oppression of dates."

    • @elijahmarin6610
      @elijahmarin6610 8 років тому +1

      haha

    • @Zeupater
      @Zeupater 8 років тому +1

      Gilian Hah! They made you look!

    • @cheri9739
      @cheri9739 8 років тому +1

      Gilian Not to mention he mad the joke, "You finally got to second base." If you don't get it then look it up its really messed up

    • @jameul363
      @jameul363 7 років тому +1

      Gilian I

  • @jeremyholman
    @jeremyholman 4 роки тому +28

    Anybody else bothered that he keeps (e.g. @6:37) saying "down river" to mean "south", which of course is actually up the river, so much so that we talk about the two pre-unification egyptian kingdoms as Upper Egypt (south) and Lower Egypt (north)?

  • @Melynda-uf5cg
    @Melynda-uf5cg 7 років тому +31

    I really enjoyed your video! I never realized ancient Egypt lasted longer than Christianity or Western Civilization. That is fascinating.

  • @clarissasmith4028
    @clarissasmith4028 8 років тому +14

    John Green,
    Thank you so much for this video! I was too lazy to study for a history test on early civilizations so I just watched your videos and I got 100%! Thanks so much!

  • @abemclaughlin3121
    @abemclaughlin3121 7 років тому +3

    I've used several of your videos for my classes in China. You're fun and engaging and the fact you have actual subtitles with your videos (even Chinese!) is awesome.

  • @astridberwouts8432
    @astridberwouts8432 9 років тому +6247

    Anyone else watching this because they find History interesting, and not because "I have a test tomorrow"?

    • @1purapericulo
      @1purapericulo 9 років тому +84

      Yes. Me.

    • @gibbygibbs8047
      @gibbygibbs8047 9 років тому +21

      I'm a month late but yep. But I have my first exams next year and WILL be using these eventually

    • @andrewdirgo3500
      @andrewdirgo3500 9 років тому +12

      Bear in the Woods Ya, it's interesting stuff presented in a fun, entertaining way. Sorta like John Oliver's Last Week Tonight, but for history I guess.

    • @andrewdirgo3500
      @andrewdirgo3500 9 років тому +7

      *****
      If you're interested in the far out stuff (such as The Fermi Paradox, which asks why we haven't found aliens yet), the youtube channel Kurzgesagt has some great shorter animated videos.

    • @DarkFlameMaster1000
      @DarkFlameMaster1000 9 років тому +4

      Bear in the Woods I watched episode 3 of this because we had a quiz on the Fertile crescent the next day, now here I am a week later really interested about history.

  • @bananaman9873
    @bananaman9873 4 роки тому +16

    I From Egypt انا من مصر ⁦🇪🇬⁦❤️⁩

  • @SlyCooper6741
    @SlyCooper6741 7 років тому +8

    Our history teacher made us watch this for a worksheet. I love how youtube is now becoming homework. Lol. Thanks Mr. Meier.

  • @andrel2753
    @andrel2753 8 років тому +212

    Watching this so I know some stuff goin into the next Assassins Creed lol

    • @debbrammall6780
      @debbrammall6780 6 років тому +4

      Andre Leclerc ahaha

    • @davids1854
      @davids1854 5 років тому +8

      Lol my history teacher let us play assassin creed origins for our Egypt unit

    • @TheEgyptianGamerGeek
      @TheEgyptianGamerGeek 5 років тому +2

      That cat productions Cool! It’s my fav game! Ironically I’m half Egyptian 😂

    • @mindbodyandsounds
      @mindbodyandsounds 5 років тому

      Hahahahaha no lie... AC has had me craving more history! Would love a AC with game play centered around Alexander the Great and his conquest! Or even The Mongols

    • @goldeneraproductions6128
      @goldeneraproductions6128 5 років тому

      ayoooo this comment is two years old and I'm here doing the same thing. playing the game for the first time:)

  • @FirstRisingSouI
    @FirstRisingSouI 8 років тому +11

    I burst out laughing when that tree knocked over the cow.

  • @cateygoodrum1358
    @cateygoodrum1358 6 років тому +29

    am i the only person here from the outtakes when he goes “Hello I’m John Green and this is champahne in a plastic cup and today we’re going to talk about Egypt. Pardon me I’m drunk.”

  • @jakeydooley8795
    @jakeydooley8795 8 років тому +129

    Who needs Princeton review when there's John Green?

  • @ashleytern3807
    @ashleytern3807 9 років тому +18

    "did you know: fish live in water" xD 2:51

  • @annfabgirl7
    @annfabgirl7 11 років тому +7

    Im studying for my AP world history midterm and these videos are so helpful! Thanks

  • @NapoleonB
    @NapoleonB 6 років тому +5

    These graphics still hold up in 2018. The lesson, of course, is always timeless.

  • @aldric3178
    @aldric3178 7 років тому +27

    "did you know? fish live in water" 2:49
    oh my god tell me more about it

  • @CalistaBurtcher
    @CalistaBurtcher Рік тому +3

    Good old John Green. Helping me through high school and now through college.

  • @joshuar.devoto928
    @joshuar.devoto928 10 років тому +21

    Great videos! John and Hank are the best. I enjoyed the Crash Course playlist on U.S. History too. Thank you guys. Keep up the good work.

  • @EmotiveTheMusic
    @EmotiveTheMusic 5 років тому +10

    First time seeing this series, I never knew about it. Awesome production. I'm just an old guy trying to get a brain tune up. Thanks.

  • @readingrainbow417
    @readingrainbow417 8 років тому +129

    I HAVE SCOLIOSIS KING TUT AND I ARE LIKE THE SAME PERSON
    except the incest... And the ruling Egypt.. And being grave robbed...

    • @thetaintpainter5443
      @thetaintpainter5443 8 років тому +5

      He wasn't really robbed, he was found by archaeologists.

    • @thepurplephoenix6423
      @thepurplephoenix6423 8 років тому +2

      He wasn't "robbed," well he was, but not the way that we view robbing. He never actually ruled. He was manipulated into hating his father and really the rest of his family. Which, is actually sad, for as far as "fatherly love" goes, there are relief statues that seem to show him and his siblings playing with Akhenaten and his beloved chief wife. He's famous just because his grave managed to survive being pillaged. Otherwise, he'd have probably gone into obscurity for the most part.
      (context picture)
      www.seder-olam.info/seder-olam-akhenaten-and-family.JPG

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 8 років тому +15

      Anisa Ally I volunteer to rob your grave so you can be more like King Tut. You're welcome

    • @okiedokie56
      @okiedokie56 8 років тому +7

      WE WUZ KANGZ

    • @aliewais7575
      @aliewais7575 8 років тому +1

      +2502 1230 In Egypt,we don't even have half what they found in his tomb,so technically it was "robbed"😂

  • @TriumphantToufik
    @TriumphantToufik 10 років тому +17

    Proud to be Egyptian.

    • @TriumphantToufik
      @TriumphantToufik 10 років тому +7

      And call me mixed if you want, after 5000 years no one's going to be pure.

    • @TriumphantToufik
      @TriumphantToufik 10 років тому +1

      Max Myers
      Thank you :)

    • @h.d.oqurir880
      @h.d.oqurir880 6 років тому

      Love Egyptians from morocco ❤❤

  • @joceybear303
    @joceybear303 8 років тому +5

    I adored learning about ancient civilizations in my college history class, and crash course has helped me remember a lot of the details id forgotten. thanks guys!

  • @apotato9227
    @apotato9227 7 років тому +31

    Went here just for Assassins Creed Origins!
    Hi Hank!

  • @donesitackacom
    @donesitackacom 9 років тому +290

    fucking lost it at "that's a period historians call a long ass time"

  • @millionminimagicmice
    @millionminimagicmice 8 років тому +4

    Man, Egypt was so unique! Nobody else was like them. They seemed to have their own music, clothing and spiritual beliefs... Just completely original.

  • @Yamikaiba123
    @Yamikaiba123 8 років тому +729

    Who else is here because they are delving into humanity's deep psyche by acquainting with ancient mythology, old civilizations, and sacred texts as a hobby next to their mostly un-related University studies in natural science?

  • @Davemanz
    @Davemanz 10 років тому +16

    My favorite way of thinking about the age and longevity of Ancient Egypt is to remember that the pyramids were as old to the Romans when they conquered Egypt as the Romans are to us today. Not sure if that gets covered in a later video or not.

    • @zanepeterkovic9553
      @zanepeterkovic9553 10 років тому +7

      The tyrannosaurus rex lived closer to now than to the brontosaurus

    • @swimrunmatt
      @swimrunmatt 10 років тому +11

      true! it's weird but Cleopatra (the famous one) lived closer in time to the first Burger King than she did to the pyramids!
      That's how long Egyptian civilisation lasted!

    • @OraleHomes
      @OraleHomes 10 років тому +4

      During his conquests, Alexander the Great specifically detoured to Giza because he wanted "to see those ancient wonders." The pyramids: a tourist attraction since at least 500 BCE. Yikes that's old.

  • @carterwilliamson8504
    @carterwilliamson8504 8 років тому +506

    Anyone else binge watching for the AP world test?

    • @sambeatty2312
      @sambeatty2312 8 років тому +5

      +Hollows Mom Right there with ya, trying not to think of next thursday

    • @carterwilliamson8504
      @carterwilliamson8504 8 років тому

      +Sam Beatty *cries*

    • @alliedegroff5267
      @alliedegroff5267 8 років тому

      +Hollows Mom Yessssssssssssssss!

    • @AmericanPotato
      @AmericanPotato 8 років тому

      +Sam Beatty yes,for realz. Thinking about how imma get a 1 on that test :-:

    • @LegendaryRyan
      @LegendaryRyan 8 років тому

      +Hollows Mom Yup ;~;

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer963 7 років тому +36

    *John:* You may recognize the eye of Horus is right behind me, staring at me and judging me... I can feel - *I CAN FEEL YOUR JUDGMENT!*
    *Eye of Horus:* Hehehe I am judging you! >:D

  • @crystlepresson3760
    @crystlepresson3760 7 років тому +9

    "And the Eye of Horus is staring at me and judging me. I can-I can feel your judgement!"
    -John Green, 2k12

  • @ritumeena3512
    @ritumeena3512 4 роки тому +7

    Egypt:
    1. Built pyramids.
    2. The same old Divine King.
    3. Social order of high and low, because well, the pyramids required hard work!
    4. Had female ruler as early as Middle Kingdom. Interesting.

  • @wawahamdan1159
    @wawahamdan1159 9 років тому +22

    arghhh thank god for all of these videos. Idk why but I'm a crazy learner, I wanted to study everything ranging from science to arts to history to everything! This is why I have a hard time of choosing my degree because of my vast interest !

  • @EvelynDayless
    @EvelynDayless 7 років тому +7

    It just occured to me upon rewatching this that 3000+ years after his death King Tut's corpse gets better healthcare than me.

  • @NewKingBrandon
    @NewKingBrandon 7 років тому +2

    Not surprised to see people using these videos to help review for their AP test. This is a pretty good resource as it's concise and also pretty entertaining.

  • @tessac6631
    @tessac6631 8 років тому +392

    What if instead of amen-rah he was called ramen

  • @mikeor-
    @mikeor- 4 роки тому +3

    5:09: Moses and the Exodus were around during the reign of Pharaoh Ramesses II (1279-1213 BCE), who lived long after Khufu.

  • @sebradfield
    @sebradfield 8 років тому +33

    Technical point: He keeps correcting himself incorrectly. "Upriver" means toward the source of the river. It has nothing to do with north and south.

  • @mikeor-
    @mikeor- 4 роки тому +10

    8:04: The Hyksos were conquered by Egypt... talk about the Empire Strikes Back.

  • @loner844
    @loner844 8 років тому +36

    Don't know if you know this, but there was a pharaoh's tomb even more complete than Tut's, but it never became famous and was forgotten due to when it was discovered: WW2. It even had a silver, not gold, coffin, which is curious because gold was more common than silver in Ancient Egypt, and because gold represented skin whereas silver represented bones. So, dunno why he had a bones-coffin, but meh.

    • @Medjay_Aleks
      @Medjay_Aleks 6 років тому +3

      loner844 The tomb of Psunness I?

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 6 років тому

      Interesting.

  • @RIKHI08
    @RIKHI08 9 років тому +4

    Your videos are awesome. I wish had a history teacher like you when I was in school.

  • @shanaranjan
    @shanaranjan 6 років тому +21

    "it's not swearing, I was talking about donkeys" lol ok

  • @mistadreadman
    @mistadreadman 6 років тому +21

    @Crash Course. Crash Course, what is the significance of the UFO at 2:07?

  • @snowblind8572
    @snowblind8572 8 років тому +6

    not gonna lie, my mom is making me watch this, but i'm actually enjoying it

  • @mostafashaban4060
    @mostafashaban4060 4 роки тому +9

    The first and the best human civilization in history .... God blessing my grand father

  • @moonshinei
    @moonshinei 5 років тому +5

    The AP finals are looming and this is my way to study for it.

  • @manniek8922
    @manniek8922 5 років тому +42

    I’ve got my World History AP test tmrw and this period confuses the heck out of me

  • @abbylane6212
    @abbylane6212 10 років тому +8

    "What If in the middle of Egyptian history... there were hobbits." I can imagine it. 'In a tomb made of stone. Not a nasty, dirty, dank tomb, filled with spiders and oozing smells. This was a pyramid, and that means good food, lots of gold, and all the comforts of home.' (DFTBA)

  • @suddy2250
    @suddy2250 8 років тому +940

    Amun + Ra = Ramen

    • @BodaciousCNO
      @BodaciousCNO 8 років тому +43

      Believe it

    • @pannekeboem
      @pannekeboem 8 років тому +37

      Watching this while eating ramen.... 😂

    • @vesteel
      @vesteel 8 років тому +28

      Pastafarianism = Egyptian mythology

    • @delaneysays
      @delaneysays 8 років тому +11

      Suddy missed pun opportunity I'd say

    • @cwbird12
      @cwbird12 7 років тому +2

      Touche

  • @danren7527
    @danren7527 5 років тому +91

    It's that time again for APWH bois.

  • @phiggs-cd2xr
    @phiggs-cd2xr 6 років тому +30

    "Moses and the Jews showed up long before the pyramids?" How can you say this? It is really late where I am so maybe I am misinterpreting you?

    • @harryx6677
      @harryx6677 4 роки тому +11

      I came to the comments to see if anyone else found that strange. I thought the pyramids were already built and Moses and the Israelites existed in the 13th or 14th century. Somebody explain!

  • @kyakerns6532
    @kyakerns6532 5 років тому

    I honestly haven't really liked history ever but when I actually sat down and listened to this video- it all made sense and made my homework way less of a headache :)

  • @Mohamedafan0000
    @Mohamedafan0000 5 років тому +5

    as an egyptian i could confirm how huge the history book looks like 😄

  • @mikeor-
    @mikeor- 4 роки тому +5

    6:06 "Man fears time, yet time feareth the pyramids."

  • @ShawnVielee
    @ShawnVielee 2 роки тому +3

    You weren’t talking about donkeys you were being dirty 😂

  • @schizophrenicdolphinz9822
    @schizophrenicdolphinz9822 5 років тому +1

    John I wanna thank you for helping me study for my ap exam in a way I find fun and interesting way

  • @HajaeKo
    @HajaeKo 9 років тому +107

    Amon + Ra should have been Ramen, not Amonra.

    • @davidrobinson5610
      @davidrobinson5610 9 років тому

      lol

    • @Terranjourneys
      @Terranjourneys 9 років тому

      +Hajae Ko lols

    • @lubu2960
      @lubu2960 9 років тому +2

      +Hajae Ko Ramon

    • @MrMegaDanila
      @MrMegaDanila 9 років тому

      +Hajae Ko Lol, does John do these kinds of videos anymore?

    • @HajaeKo
      @HajaeKo 9 років тому

      MrMegaDanila I don't think so. He's busy writing books.

  • @Gyrant
    @Gyrant 4 роки тому +46

    John, what you are calling “downriver” in Nubia and thr rest of east Africa is actually UPriver from Egypt.

  • @Baaiim
    @Baaiim 4 роки тому +4

    You all have made history interesting! Thank you!

  • @nomitio3709
    @nomitio3709 7 років тому +3

    I skimmed through the first part of the video, this is what I got: Hi there, my name is John Green and this is crash course world history, today we are going to be talking about *skip* two of the river civilizations *skip* staring at me and judging me...

  • @GhostRider-xz5he
    @GhostRider-xz5he 7 років тому +34

    Proud to be an egyptian

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 6 років тому +17

      Arab*

    • @h.d.oqurir880
      @h.d.oqurir880 6 років тому +22

      SkepTic
      Most of us are not Arabs ethnically .
      Only 12% .go search some history boy before you talk .

    • @yasserfathy7707
      @yasserfathy7707 6 років тому +5

      just 12% of egyptian are arab

    • @zblackphantom8349
      @zblackphantom8349 6 років тому

      @@skeptic781 Ignorent 😞

    • @issabeyatl6781
      @issabeyatl6781 6 років тому +7

      Mohamed Ibrahim you mean *Arab not real Egyptian

  • @valiaeva
    @valiaeva 11 років тому +5

    hahah Those videos are great! Loving the gf references :) sooo funny :p

  • @EmAViking
    @EmAViking 10 років тому +6

    Dear everyone please take a moment to remember that it is incredibly difficult to give an absolute truth when it comes to history, the only way to know for sure sure, like 100% sure is to go back in time.
    Now pipe down everyone, this is not battle royal.

  • @shenloken2
    @shenloken2 5 років тому +1

    Wonderful!!
    I am studying the ancient world BC of Ancient Egypt, Greece and Persia!
    You make it so fun!!

  • @zolaliz4000
    @zolaliz4000 5 років тому +12

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Not even the entire APWorld history course we presumably took:
    Us: @crashcourse, you have 7 hours to teach us everything we already should know

  • @mikeor-
    @mikeor- 4 роки тому +3

    I'm a hardcore Egyptologist so here:
    Archaic (Dynasties I-II, 3100-2860 BCE)
    Old Kingdom (Dynasties III-VI, 2860-2140 BCE)
    First Intermediate Period (Dynasties VII-X, 2140-2040 BCE)
    Middle Kingdom (Dynasties XI-XIV, 2040-1750 BCE)
    Second Intermediate Period (Dynasties XV-XVII, 1750-1550 BCE)
    New Kingdom (Dynasties XVIII-XXII, 1550-1070 BCE)
    Third Intermediate Period (Dynasties XXIII-XXV, 1070-710 BCE)
    Late Period (Dynasties XXVI-XXXI, 710-323 BCE)
    Greco-Roman Period (Dynasties XXXII-XXXIII, 323-30 BCE)

  • @aussieoutlaw17
    @aussieoutlaw17 10 років тому +17

    I have only just discovered this channel today, so bare with me. Is this the brother of Hank from Scishow? Same last name and they look and sound very similar.

    • @cindyciselere1946
      @cindyciselere1946 10 років тому +16

      Yes, indeed :)

    • @dancarrigan5039
      @dancarrigan5039 10 років тому +6

      they have a channel together called vlogbrothers it is very good

    • @aussieoutlaw17
      @aussieoutlaw17 10 років тому

      Yeah, same here. I already knew most of what he talks about, but I love History.

    • @gabecali4379
      @gabecali4379 10 років тому

      And this channel is both of theirs, John Green doing the history stuff and Hank doing the Sciencey stuff

  • @kenta6953
    @kenta6953 2 роки тому +1

    I learned all I needed about Egypt from Yu-Gi-Oh. All debates were settled with ancient card games.

  • @MissScarlettPotter
    @MissScarlettPotter 8 років тому +236

    I know this is 4 years late, but if I am going to be "that person" and offer corrections anyways; there are actually 5 stages of the Egyptian language. Old Egyptian, Middle Egyptian (the classic literary language even in later dynasties, similar to our use of latin today), Late Egyptian, Demotic, then Coptic (still in use by the Coptic Church). Hieratic is a sort of cursive script that was used for Middle Egyptian and refashioned along with the hieroglyphs for Late Egyptian, and Demotic developed as a similarly cursive script (my professor described it as "hieratic gone wild", as it developed from hieratic kindof). Demotic wasn't developed until the New Kingdom- they only had Old Egyptian in the time of the pyramid texts. Also, the Pharaoh was not a god solely after they died- they were also seen as Horus on earth, Horus and/or other gods incarnate, the son of Ra and/or other deities, etc., which is why they had multiple "stage names", if you will- the most important of these of course being the Horus Name.

  • @humana7977
    @humana7977 8 років тому +9

    I love crash course

  • @jean-pierredelorraine6161
    @jean-pierredelorraine6161 10 років тому +16

    I love this concise outline of world history. There is no evidence that the pyramids of the Nile valley were constructed by the Pharaonic culture. The pyramids must have existed already way before the rise of this civilization. No graves of pharoahs have been found in the pyramids. It is difficult to date organic material such as stone, but signs of water erosion on the Sphynx, for example, would suggest its existence in antedeluvian times (prior to the last glacial period). Megalithic structures such as the pyramids, the ruins at Tiahuanaco in the Bolivian Highlands, Teotihuacan in Mexico are anomalies. It was common in antiquity for subsequent cultures to bury their dead in or near pre-existing structures which they considered holy. The abundance of unexplained megalithic sites suggests an ancient global civilization which must have existed prior to 17 000 B.P. (before present). Such sites have even been found well under the current sea level all around the globe. Unfortunately, such data has not made it into our history books (I call them propaganda books) as it would mean revising our entire timeline. Keep up the good work.

    • @benneb1000
      @benneb1000 10 років тому +2

      I do think The Pyramids are older than are said but not for the same reasons you think so.
      I think the truth is being Hidden because that would disprove the Quran.
      The Quran also says the earth is 6,000 years old and Islam is the dominant religion of Egypt and Sudan.
      PS. there are More Pyramids in Sudan than in Egypt.

    • @jean-pierredelorraine6161
      @jean-pierredelorraine6161 10 років тому +23

      The Quran as well as the Bible are fake. These were merely concoted up to to control people.

    • @jean-pierredelorraine6161
      @jean-pierredelorraine6161 10 років тому +6

      I'm not atheist. I merely don't subscribe to any christian, pseudo-crhistian, judaic, nor islamic dogmas or anything fabricated by the aberrated mind of homo-sapiens, who isn't sapient at all. I am spiritiual as I know what and who I am, and what I am not, but not religious. And lastly, I don't preach anything to people in an attempt to influence their thinking.

    • @phiAndpi
      @phiAndpi 10 років тому +5

      Jean-Pierre Delorraine
      "or anything fabricated"
      Well as you don't like or understand the reality of academic research, then clearly you do subscribe to fabricated pseudo Bull Shit.
      PS Don't forget to cite what food stuffs they were eating 17k yrs ago to build on this scale :)

    • @tonycruise
      @tonycruise 10 років тому +2

      Jean-Pierre Delorraine
      i agree with you! people think that everyone was as dumb as we are now, and our egos cant accept that maybe there have been civilizations that have been smarter than us.... i accept nothing i am taught, that would make me a poor copy

  • @miranemrat5147
    @miranemrat5147 5 років тому +1

    2019 anyone, these videos never get old

  • @mikemarino4333
    @mikemarino4333 7 років тому +4

    Thanks for the fun content on all these videos. Learning for self enjoyment and knowledge in general. Please keep it up. Learning should be like this fun and entertaining. Great great job guys!

  • @wherearemyclownshoes
    @wherearemyclownshoes 8 років тому +5

    Binge watching from start! : b

  • @AshleyPie529
    @AshleyPie529 8 років тому +21

    Is anyone else on a crash course marathon before the ap test tomorrow lol

  • @NazrulIslam-er5kf
    @NazrulIslam-er5kf 7 років тому

    Great work you guys....my daughter has learned so many things from crash course and we wish you guys all the best...if you are not the mongols!!!