In 2014, I flew into Germany on the way to Israel. Because the plane didn't park at the terminal we had to take a bus to the terminal. So there I was, packed onto a bus with the other passengers (mostly Israelis) as we drove by the outer perimeter of the airport surrounded by a fence topped with barbed wire and displaying signs in German. It was entirely normal for an airport, but very unconfortable anyway. I couldn't wait to get on my connecting flight. I know that most Germans are good people, but still. The damage was done and it will stick for a very VERY long time.
You have arrived at terminal F. It is heavily secured due to a terrorist attack back in 1970. After this attack terminal F was build to secure all passengers flying in and out from Ben Gurion. Oh and by the way, I like Modi but his Munich bashing was pretty lame. And we have a pretty vivid Jewish Community Center in Munich with a beautiful shul. A must see. Come and visit us.
I have visited München with my kids and had a wonderful experience. Friendly, good-hearted people. Hotel proprietor was a 1st generation immigrant who spoke German with native fluency. Love Asamkirche, the Alte Pinathotek, Flädelsuppe at the restaurant area next to Marienplatz and the Beer. Waiting outside the synagogue Friday evening, people were standing and chatting in small groups. I walked over to one well-dressed fellow who was standing alone and bid him good evening and introduced myself in rudimentary German. He responded in heavily Israeli-accented English, asking why I am talking to him. He was Security, of course. @c.weidenmann7477
Both my parents came were born in Germany and were orthodox. They went back to Frankfurt twice to go to the cemetery where my grandfather (opa) was buried They couldn’t get out of Germany fast enough.
Chicks are deep into astrology lol but if I've learned anything it's that the crazier ones tend to be the ones that will ask you specific details on your day of birthday, the time it was, the location, etc. Lots of trust issues, insecurity, probably has a shitty parents or both are. Some can be manipulative by using your traits against you be it passive or aggressive. Stay safe my kings and queens.
I do think so. I am from Germany and he says it as wrong as most of the people from english speaking countries. It is not "Deutscheland" it's "Deutschland".
@@ApsaraMenaka Man muss dazu sagen dass die Ammies die meisten Worte nicht korrekt aussprechen können (englische Worte auch, ab und an), also von daher. XD
@@lornow71 No, the fact that he only knows 4 astrological signs has nothing to do with the chance. Even if he only knew 1 sign, it would still be 1 out of 12 chance it's that person's sign. But my point was actually that he seems to present that "1 out of 4" is more amazing than "1 out of 12". While "1 out of 12" is actually 3x more amazing than "1 out of 4".
At first Lufthansa was an airline long before Hitler. At second nobody in Germany speaks like Hitler, because Hitler wasn't a German; in fact he was from Austria. - If you want to make fun (and financial income) on history, you should do your homework and research the facts, instead of spreading bullshit around the globe.
Are you an Indian and have you clicked on this video reading the name MODI? 😀😀
Modi modi modi modi mOdI
Yep.
What does modi mean kumar?
@@itsyagirlindica3505 our prime Minister... of india.
@@itsyagirlindica3505 Modi is the surname of our Prime Minister in India. He just won the second term election with a huge huge margin.
In 2014, I flew into Germany on the way to Israel. Because the plane didn't park at the terminal we had to take a bus to the terminal. So there I was, packed onto a bus with the other passengers (mostly Israelis) as we drove by the outer perimeter of the airport surrounded by a fence topped with barbed wire and displaying signs in German. It was entirely normal for an airport, but very unconfortable anyway. I couldn't wait to get on my connecting flight. I know that most Germans are good people, but still. The damage was done and it will stick for a very VERY long time.
Never Forget! Never Forgive!
You have arrived at terminal F. It is heavily secured due to a terrorist attack back in 1970. After this attack terminal F was build to secure all passengers flying in and out from Ben Gurion. Oh and by the way, I like Modi but his Munich bashing was pretty lame. And we have a pretty vivid Jewish Community Center in Munich with a beautiful shul. A must see. Come and visit us.
And what language did you expected?is germany,lol
I have visited München with my kids and had a wonderful experience. Friendly, good-hearted people. Hotel proprietor was a 1st generation immigrant who spoke German with native fluency. Love Asamkirche, the Alte Pinathotek, Flädelsuppe at the restaurant area next to Marienplatz and the Beer.
Waiting outside the synagogue Friday evening, people were standing and chatting in small groups. I walked over to one well-dressed fellow who was standing alone and bid him good evening and introduced myself in rudimentary German. He responded in heavily Israeli-accented English, asking why I am talking to him. He was Security, of course.
@c.weidenmann7477
So hard to find more stuff on this guy because of his name...
lmao
Both my parents came were born in Germany and were orthodox. They went back to Frankfurt twice to go to the cemetery where my grandfather (opa) was buried
They couldn’t get out of Germany fast enough.
2:10 to the point
Came here for Narendra Modi. Guess Indian clickbait
My mom's a Virgo lol. She's very quiet around ppl. And she's very nice.
3:24 lumpy space princess, suddenly
626 THOUSAND subscribers ...... 221 likes shows you this level of comedy
Modi, you are brilliant.
This was pretty good!
God bless these auto-generated captions. They really make the prospect of an AI- driven apocalypse seem much less likely.
Or at the very least, way funnie r xD
@@anishia don't worry I'm here to like your cm
@@mahdihiro9975 D'aww, that's nice of you but ultimately unnecessary. I post to support the channels I like, not for personal validation ❤️
@@anishia Me too. I love good comdians. Check out andrew shulz
I'm from Munich xD
Sorry!
Chicks are deep into astrology lol but if I've learned anything it's that the crazier ones tend to be the ones that will ask you specific details on your day of birthday, the time it was, the location, etc. Lots of trust issues, insecurity, probably has a shitty parents or both are.
Some can be manipulative by using your traits against you be it passive or aggressive. Stay safe my kings and queens.
"I learned how to say Germany in german."
Goes on to show he didn't.
I don't think you got it
I do think so. I am from Germany and he says it as wrong as most of the people from english speaking countries. It is not "Deutscheland" it's "Deutschland".
@@ApsaraMenaka Man muss dazu sagen dass die Ammies die meisten Worte nicht korrekt aussprechen können (englische Worte auch, ab und an), also von daher. XD
He said it right, just the last time he said Deutscheland... Anyway, joke was lame though
Always hilarious
What's his real name?
Mordechai
Duped by name modi i thought it was about our p.m .gig was average.
It's a reupload
Isn't he gay? If so, that girl's sign was "barking up the wrong tree."
The next Rodney Dangerfield.
Jewish people are so funny turning tragedy in the comedy now that's not a thing everybody can do
Who came here after searching modi comedy
Lol... modi everywhere
DO WOMEN REALLY FALL FOR THESE LINES? I don't. (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)
You have an *interesting* name
Modi how would you know to pick up women
😂this is exactly what I'm thinking! 😅
@@GaryMorinRemember, “know your audience” is his mantra. 😂😂😂😂
Germany still causes discomfort.
That Lufthansa stuff sounded made up. If you do that make it at least somehow comical, this were just stereotypes basically.
All bhakts are here MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI
My sign is "Merging Traffic", what's yours?
yield to children
2:51 "1 out of 12" is LESS chance than "1 out of 4".
This guy makes no sense....
It's really 4 out of 12 chances each time
@@lornow71 No, the fact that he only knows 4 astrological signs has nothing to do with the chance.
Even if he only knew 1 sign, it would still be 1 out of 12 chance it's that person's sign.
But my point was actually that he seems to present that "1 out of 4" is more amazing than "1 out of 12". While "1 out of 12" is actually 3x more amazing than "1 out of 4".
🤩🤪😂😂😂
unsubbed too many reuploads sorry.
What?
Biorn ironside
Ohhh Jewish comedy
lol
@@paladintactical8250 😆 ugh I guess its...niche
@@Rizlack lol truth.
I wonder when people impersonating Germans will come to realise they don't shout when they speak.
It is part of the joke...(all older generation Jews always hear German as if it is being shouted AT them).
really? "Every German is a Nazi" jokes in 2019? lazy and tired 'comedy'
To be fair this is from 2012
@@andersonneil2293to be fair, he’s been doing that bit since the 90’s (i have a vhs somewhere of a dutch tv-show he was on)
But you're only in to men as you told me in that gay bar in the East Village
At first Lufthansa was an airline long before Hitler. At second nobody in Germany speaks like Hitler, because Hitler wasn't a German; in fact he was from Austria. - If you want to make fun (and financial income) on history, you should do your homework and research the facts, instead of spreading bullshit around the globe.
lamberko It’s comedy. Just comedy.
😮WTF
I hope you found your Xanax soon after this.
Germans don't shout everything they say.
fake name
It's an Israeli name. You don't own the exclusive rights to it.
As funny as the toe cheese on my left foot.
This is so bad...bet he get's a Hollywood deal anyway, wonder why...
You spelled great wrong
Позор. Германец говорит на языке публики
Worst
Aren't comedians supposed to be funny?
2 misoginistic jokes
lets make it 17 misoginistic jokes then! where the fuck is my samwich and why are you out OF THE KITCHEN?!?!
3:24 lumpy space princess, suddenly