My first character was a pure hexblade warlock, and I never hit the crit on 19 with him in the year and half of bi-weekly sessions before his passing in a travel session.
Hexblades is the first level of power creep they introduced to 5th. They simply get some ridiculous utility out of there kit. but the best thing about them is the dipping potential, because the using cha instead of dex or str is great when you are a paladin so now you only need to worry about the cha and con and have min 15 in str for that armour.
I remember playing a celestial warlock aasimar and making a divine counterpart to hellish rebuke that requires one level higher spell slot at minimum but basically gives you the option to either use a radiant-dmg hellish rebuke OR if you received healing, you could heal the person who healed you in return, since having a HELLISH rebuke made no sense for an amnesiac former-angel who's being guided by his sister who is among higher tier angels. Oh also first eldritch blast I ever fired vaporized a goblin shaman on a nat20.
Gain. My Eldritch DROCTAGONAPUSBLAGH would smell like Gain. Not because I want it to, no, I'd choose Apple or a certain Apple, or maybe Honeydew. But no, I know for a fact my sister would mess with me and make it smell like Gain so SHE can smell it every time I use it, while refusing to simply make her own Warlock since she likes her Rogue/Bard too much.
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But, kip i like oranges, they male my brain tingle funny
My first character was a pure hexblade warlock, and I never hit the crit on 19 with him in the year and half of bi-weekly sessions before his passing in a travel session.
Hexblades is the first level of power creep they introduced to 5th. They simply get some ridiculous utility out of there kit. but the best thing about them is the dipping potential, because the using cha instead of dex or str is great when you are a paladin so now you only need to worry about the cha and con and have min 15 in str for that armour.
The orange eldritch blast makes me made because the smell makes me think I was given oranges when in fact have not
Even the devil isn't evil enough to not give you dental
I remember playing a celestial warlock aasimar and making a divine counterpart to hellish rebuke that requires one level higher spell slot at minimum but basically gives you the option to either use a radiant-dmg hellish rebuke OR if you received healing, you could heal the person who healed you in return, since having a HELLISH rebuke made no sense for an amnesiac former-angel who's being guided by his sister who is among higher tier angels.
Oh also first eldritch blast I ever fired vaporized a goblin shaman on a nat20.
3:16 I'm not sure if oranges piss of people, but I do know it'll get piranhas to bite you.
That rant against oranges has awoken my inner Florida Man...
In BG3 it's really funny to just turn the underdark golem to dust as a barbarian with funny spear
My favorite class in Baulder’s gate!
Or you could make your eldrich blast smell like bacon to make it even more powerful. Because everyone knows that bacon IS magic.
Facts.
definitely more of these, they're all so damn good
Oranges smell good tho'
As a Warlock/Wild Magic Barbarian multiclass asshole, my Eldritch Blasts smell like oranges and toothpaste.
I’d sell my soul for a job that had dental.
I don’t know what oranges smell like, but I think I’d rather make my Eldritch Blasts smell like Oleander
Smell like fabuloso😂
Now i want to play d.d . Got them 5th books but no one to play😢
Gain. My Eldritch DROCTAGONAPUSBLAGH would smell like Gain. Not because I want it to, no, I'd choose Apple or a certain Apple, or maybe Honeydew. But no, I know for a fact my sister would mess with me and make it smell like Gain so SHE can smell it every time I use it, while refusing to simply make her own Warlock since she likes her Rogue/Bard too much.
That Lazer Collection though
Shit I’m playing a sorlock
As the dm i do not allow IT
As I warlock player I have to say!....Zzzzzz....~