"Human! We have captured and enslaved you!" "Ah ha ha hahhh...yeah. One problem with that." "And what is that?" "I'm not locked in here with you. _You're locked in here with me."_
@Tomáš Dúbravský they are humanity's sword and shield. protection of all mankind is their covenant. They will slag entire fleets and burn your worlds to glass with atomic fire to retrieve one, just one, of their wards if deemed necessary. They are relentless, unforgiving, and born to raise hell. You have taken one of theirs. And now, they are coming... For ALL of yours.
Since enslaving humans is causing you such problems you should probably stop doing so before you acidentally enslave a human that has not renounced his protection.
@@avroarchitect1793 In either case, veteran or still protected, it's terrifying what lengths humans will go to in order to liberate one of theirs being held as a PoW.
Suggested rule for slavers: If you're thinking of taking any humans, don't. Not because their military will come down upon you, but because they just are NOT worth the cost. Even a human scholar will endeavor to make themselves such a nuisance as to make you wish you'd taken a military veteran of any other species...
1st story, 2 days later: Human Special forces: If we had only known earlier that the xenos forces were so terribly incompetent...it was barely a challenge, but having half the FTL comm relays around the galaxy blow up at once was awesome! ...wonder how long it will take the xenos to the remaining ones to stop playing 'never going to give you up' on loop...nice to see the cyber guys had fun too
with what is happening to the so called "2nd best army" IRL. Don't forget some Tarren backwater farmer picking up their hand comms and having a swearing match with the xenos just for fun.
@@cheeseninja1115 honestly, with Ukraine, it almost makes these stories seem more realistic. Ukraine, when David stood against Goliath. And I laugh when I hear that my fellow farmers are having a grand time stealing tanks. Humanity, Fuck Yeah!
not to mention... some aliens should be picking up on the fact in the story that ,this is actually just civilians that..adapt.. ther fields of expertise for survival... so if they are able to peform physical or intellectual feats of resistance that said aliens special forces only can do.... hmm... what doess that say about the potential capabilities of actual human special forces or even just standard armed ones ? ....sleeping giants , or behemoth cubs as they say.. dont awake them or make them grow up soaked in rage hehe
Gotta love when the xenos accidentally trigger humanities anti-slavery mode. It's even more hilarious that they call regular human actions the actions of spec ops. Also, never doubt the stubbornness of humanity. Especially not siege engineers.
Story 1: Ohhh that was great, the ambassador was having a great time there, at the same time it was amazing that the Dec wouldn't take the hint. Story 2: Oooh, poetry! I have to say it, they Built A Wall!
@@genericuser984 Or these are weak species by our standards. I guess that's what happens when you live in a low gravity world. Let's hope they don't go against our actual best.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb that they would make no *more* effort to free them then any other sentient that the Dec had enslaved. In other words, they would pay such slaves no special attention, they would just go the whole hog and free ALL the slaves they found. The Dec ambassador understood the implied threat.
I can just imagine the xenos from story 1 taking an actual veteran as a slave and next thing they know half of their planet is on fire with most of their fleet being compromised because his friends decided that they may like him back
To rhythm in story can be quite hard and many find it quite tricky. Many try and many fail with results that prove quite icky. But once again your gift shines out and I feel you're under rated. For every time we hear you read, we know we'll be elated.
If an author, geologist, and a Mathematician gave them THAT much trouble, how about a Human Navy who is tired of being accused of things and wants to demonstrate what actual military personnel can do...
if i'd been that ambasador.... about the geologist ,i would also have pointed out that humans are pack animals... and that even civilians can understand the simple ''i can fight of a few alone..if i have friends ,we can fight of even more..ergho..if i can free others to join me dhu'' XD
I am intregued by the Mathematicians story... I'd love to read about his adventures in the destroyer he took a prize, And his no doubt motley buccaneer crew of former slaves.
alien: complains about human performance... human: have you tried not sucking at every thing you do??? : ) i love this guys responces to the pissed off alien.
@@AgroSquerril me God. I don't know weather, or not if I should fan girl right now, but that, no this is awesome. Thank you for replying it means a lot to me, and good to know that one of my favorite series will be continued. I would love to get to the end of it with you some day... If it ends, and the thing about great stories is the ending.
I felt that last two words "even higher" It was like he spit those words for humans could no longer stop all threats no matter what had to be defended against. This is what it means to be a human deathworlder.
There's something unyieldingly satisfying about some of the most basic human emotions, hope and determination, being so potent that it can make the difference between a normal civilian and military special forces blur from an outsider's perspective. Man those aliens will be terrified when they learn about the United States Special Forces like the Rangers... Edit: Grammar.
The aliens thought 40m is special forces shooting. If it hasnt changed the closest target on an Army range is 50m. We could take them with a company of clerks. Imagine if they met a chemical company and learned the meaning of "flame field expedient".
@@robertstoneking7916 I can't help but imagine that our boot camp outmatches the alien special forces in intensity. Theres basic training, specialty training, special forces training... Also looking forward to when they find out the American disposition to attack everything non-American when you take out the commander instead of falling into chaos or surrendering.
It was like blinding rage at how many where lost over the centuries. So powerful was the walls they built up to defend themselves that when the warlord came to surrender...to tell them to stop.. that there was nothing else that could penetrate that wall.... it was like the man could only see the family he lost. He could only witnessed his children dead. His hot rage would defend all of humanity for this will never fall victim to humerus again. "EVEN. HIGHER."
Yo, the dec sounds hilariously outgunned compared to us. what say we get together some MMA fighters and laser tag hobbyists and a few specialists and rob us a bank?
Reminds me that we've had a few publications of "Good Books of Boom" like the everpopular 'Cookbook of A' and 'how to mix blackpowder'. If I were a spacer, getting ready to go on my own, those seem like good reading material.
@@brianlance8263 human long gun hobby shooters practice at 100-300 meters... self defense handguns at the 7-15 meters for purely self defense scenarios -- up to 50 meters for "fun...
Id like to see psychological warfair on those xenos. Id love to see a few human scientists getting several other alian scientists to agree to doing tests on abilities of humans vs as many other species as they can to smoke screen the fact that the humans are mainly interested in seeing the stats of the species who's ambassador wants to label all humans as special forces. I'd imagine that our adaptability and mental stats would make several ambassadors sweat. Especially the ones who's government likes to try enslaving humans. It could be fun showing human civilian stats vs verious soldiers stats.
Yes, Dec Ambassador, please declare Terran SpecOps just ordinary citizens. Then watch what happens when the Earth government lets them off the chain. The popcorn and iced tea would flow like raindrops. The entertainment value would garner the pay-per-view channels bountiful revenue indeed.
The people you took were normal civilians with different interests, fields of study and training. You REALLY don't want to see what our regular military can do, let alone our actual special forces. Yeah, we really don't know when to quit.
(to the instrumentle of the sucktion-cup man theeme Song) Fuck your Shit i'm building Up Too high to climb with sucktion-cup It is Not possible to klimb There is No way with Axe or vine
"Human! We have captured and enslaved you!"
"Ah ha ha hahhh...yeah. One problem with that."
"And what is that?"
"I'm not locked in here with you. _You're locked in here with me."_
Yeah that's pretty fair.
*looks at ID*
"Wait he is a special forces veteran!"
*man looks them dead in the eyes*
"boys be coming and you cant stop it."
@Tomáš Dúbravský
they are humanity's sword and shield.
protection of all mankind is their covenant.
They will slag entire fleets and burn your worlds to glass with atomic fire
to retrieve one, just one, of their wards if deemed necessary.
They are relentless, unforgiving, and born to raise hell.
You have taken one of theirs.
And now, they are coming...
For ALL of yours.
Since enslaving humans is causing you such problems you should probably stop doing so before you acidentally enslave a human that has not renounced his protection.
or they pick up an actual veteran
@@avroarchitect1793 Doom Guy: Spacial Adventures
@@avroarchitect1793 In either case, veteran or still protected, it's terrifying what lengths humans will go to in order to liberate one of theirs being held as a PoW.
Suggested rule for slavers:
If you're thinking of taking any humans, don't. Not because their military will come down upon you, but because they just are NOT worth the cost. Even a human scholar will endeavor to make themselves such a nuisance as to make you wish you'd taken a military veteran of any other species...
1st story, 2 days later:
Human Special forces: If we had only known earlier that the xenos forces were so terribly incompetent...it was barely a challenge, but having half the FTL comm relays around the galaxy blow up at once was awesome!
...wonder how long it will take the xenos to the remaining ones to stop playing 'never going to give you up' on loop...nice to see the cyber guys had fun too
with what is happening to the so called "2nd best army" IRL. Don't forget some Tarren backwater farmer picking up their hand comms and having a swearing match with the xenos just for fun.
@@cheeseninja1115 honestly, with Ukraine, it almost makes these stories seem more realistic.
Ukraine, when David stood against Goliath. And I laugh when I hear that my fellow farmers are having a grand time stealing tanks.
Humanity, Fuck Yeah!
Well...they aren't normal farmers, they are Ukrainians. Their nations past, the cossacks and their supporting militias, runs through them.
not to mention... some aliens should be picking up on the fact in the story that ,this is actually just civilians that..adapt.. ther fields of expertise for survival...
so if they are able to peform physical or intellectual feats of resistance that said aliens special forces only can do.... hmm... what doess that say about the potential capabilities of actual human special forces or even just standard armed ones ? ....sleeping giants , or behemoth cubs as they say.. dont awake them or make them grow up soaked in rage hehe
@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash nice little rhyme at the end
Gotta love when the xenos accidentally trigger humanities anti-slavery mode. It's even more hilarious that they call regular human actions the actions of spec ops.
Also, never doubt the stubbornness of humanity. Especially not siege engineers.
Story 1: Ohhh that was great, the ambassador was having a great time there, at the same time it was amazing that the Dec wouldn't take the hint.
Story 2: Oooh, poetry! I have to say it, they Built A Wall!
that Dec delegate is denser than a black hole
@@genericuser984
Or these are weak species by our standards. I guess that's what happens when you live in a low gravity world. Let's hope they don't go against our actual best.
What was the loophole mentioned in story1?
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb that they would make no *more* effort to free them then any other sentient that the Dec had enslaved. In other words, they would pay such slaves no special attention, they would just go the whole hog and free ALL the slaves they found. The Dec ambassador understood the implied threat.
@@RealArcalian Ah,I see.
Yea slavery is usually a good way to anger humans.
It wws stupid when WE did it,and it's even dumber when YOU do it!
"Higher" sounds like the type of poem an Imperial Fist would create.
We have fortified our position.
@@____________838 Damn it! How in the hell am I supposed to make to the recaff machine now?
I can just imagine the xenos from story 1 taking an actual veteran as a slave and next thing they know half of their planet is on fire with most of their fleet being compromised because his friends decided that they may like him back
That "Even Higher" in the end really gave me a chill.
great reading.
glad you enjoyed
That rhyme poetry at the end was beautiful.
That poor alien didn't watch how to kill a geologist
Precisely! It's common sense!
Distract with an obsidian blade then whack with a wooden bat!
instead they sent a alien who was a rock.
Geologist with hammer vs moving giant rock
@@mysticvoid7x966 Like shooting concrete in a cement mixer.
To rhythm in story can be quite hard and many find it quite tricky. Many try and many fail with results that prove quite icky. But once again your gift shines out and I feel you're under rated. For every time we hear you read, we know we'll be elated.
Nice rhyming!
@@radiodreampinas Heh, thanks. Couldn't resist, and half expected requests that I do next time.;)
I see what you did there.
If an author, geologist, and a Mathematician gave them THAT much trouble, how about a Human Navy who is tired of being accused of things and wants to demonstrate what actual military personnel can do...
and on top of that, is very very mad that their kind are getting taken as slavea
if i'd been that ambasador.... about the geologist ,i would also have pointed out that humans are pack animals... and that even civilians can understand the simple ''i can fight of a few alone..if i have friends ,we can fight of even more..ergho..if i can free others to join me dhu'' XD
I am intregued by the Mathematicians story...
I'd love to read about his adventures in the destroyer he took a prize,
And his no doubt motley buccaneer crew of former slaves.
alien: complains about human performance...
human: have you tried not sucking at every thing you do???
: ) i love this guys responces to the pissed off alien.
He's back, and better than before!
I wonder if he'll continue "humans don't make good pets?"
he is partly back and still on the mend and yes it should be starting up again this week
@@AgroSquerril me God. I don't know weather, or not if I should fan girl right now, but that, no this is awesome.
Thank you for replying it means a lot to me, and good to know that one of my favorite series will be continued.
I would love to get to the end of it with you some day... If it ends, and the thing about great stories is the ending.
I felt that last two words "even higher"
It was like he spit those words for humans could no longer stop all threats no matter what had to be defended against. This is what it means to be a human deathworlder.
"Even Higher"...I felt that line.
There's something unyieldingly satisfying about some of the most basic human emotions, hope and determination, being so potent that it can make the difference between a normal civilian and military special forces blur from an outsider's perspective.
Man those aliens will be terrified when they learn about the United States Special Forces like the Rangers...
Edit: Grammar.
The aliens thought 40m is special forces shooting. If it hasnt changed the closest target on an Army range is 50m. We could take them with a company of clerks. Imagine if they met a chemical company and learned the meaning of "flame field expedient".
@@robertstoneking7916 I can't help but imagine that our boot camp outmatches the alien special forces in intensity. Theres basic training, specialty training, special forces training...
Also looking forward to when they find out the American disposition to attack everything non-American when you take out the commander instead of falling into chaos or surrendering.
To the first story, man kind doesn't like slavery, but freedoms.
To the second, yeah that makes sense.
Marine gets categorized as civilian: *stops gnawing on crayon* That's how you get a demonstration, pal.
Dark Lord: surrenders
Humanity: k
Also humans: Higher
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !
We weren't expecting special forces.
This channel should have way more subscribers than it does
The second offering was particularly good, my compliments to the author.
OK, and to you Mr S.!
a pleasure
I'm not really one for poems but I really enjoyed that one
glad you liked
The voice is sounding better, Agro. TY, and the authors.
Getting there
He set a challenge to defend our kind, so we met the task with our superior mind.
It was like blinding rage at how many where lost over the centuries. So powerful was the walls they built up to defend themselves that when the warlord came to surrender...to tell them to stop.. that there was nothing else that could penetrate that wall.... it was like the man could only see the family he lost. He could only witnessed his children dead. His hot rage would defend all of humanity for this will never fall victim to humerus again.
"EVEN. HIGHER."
Yo, the dec sounds hilariously outgunned compared to us. what say we get together some MMA fighters and laser tag hobbyists and a few specialists and rob us a bank?
Hold my Dr. Pepper
Reminds me that we've had a few publications of "Good Books of Boom" like the everpopular 'Cookbook of A' and 'how to mix blackpowder'. If I were a spacer, getting ready to go on my own, those seem like good reading material.
First story: you don't want to mess with human baby mamas, they're like ten hundred monsters... armed with human chidren.
Yeah, just wait until they grab John Rambo. There won't be anyone left to regret it.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
Human special forces: Range 5280ft. Human military forces range: 1000-500ft. Human basic forces minimum range: 100-300ft.
Untrained human minimum range 15-40ft
Minimum range? 0ft.
Human prisoner effective range? Yes.
Human Sniper max range 11613 feet
@@brianlance8263 human long gun hobby shooters practice at 100-300 meters... self defense handguns at the 7-15 meters for purely self defense scenarios -- up to 50 meters for "fun...
#2 is very interesting and kinda unexpected in the end
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
Id like to see psychological warfair on those xenos.
Id love to see a few human scientists getting several other alian scientists to agree to doing tests on abilities of humans vs as many other species as they can to smoke screen the fact that the humans are mainly interested in seeing the stats of the species who's ambassador wants to label all humans as special forces. I'd imagine that our adaptability and mental stats would make several ambassadors sweat. Especially the ones who's government likes to try enslaving humans.
It could be fun showing human civilian stats vs verious soldiers stats.
Thank you for the video. We just don't give up when there's a chance for something greater.
Cant stop to imagine a group of Spetsnaz getting told that they now by intergalactic law is just as skilled as any civilian 🤣
That last one is awsome.
another brick in the wall
4 D algorithm
4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗
WITH ENERGY ⚡⚡
Yes, Dec Ambassador, please declare Terran SpecOps just ordinary citizens. Then watch what happens when the Earth government lets them off the chain. The popcorn and iced tea would flow like raindrops. The entertainment value would garner the pay-per-view channels bountiful revenue indeed.
A geologist freeing slaves?
What, archeologist was taken?
neat
Higher !
this must be made a song
once my brain stops shifting mit work over to red baron from sabaton
Aliens admiting that they have pathetic, primitive biology compared to humans in every aspect
For the Gumph!
indeed
#1 is so cool!
1st story→ wonderful!!!
'ERE WE GO!
The people you took were normal civilians with different interests, fields of study and training. You REALLY don't want to see what our regular military can do, let alone our actual special forces.
Yeah, we really don't know when to quit.
(to the instrumentle of the sucktion-cup man theeme Song)
Fuck your Shit i'm building Up
Too high to climb with sucktion-cup
It is Not possible to klimb
There is No way with Axe or vine
*Fire Elmo, but with a wall in the background*
Heal thy voice for a healthy voice
For the Algorithm
(1st story) Humans make horrible slaves.
keeper going
#BuildTheWall
First story was 🥇 second story did live up being called number two 💩 lol
I actually teared up
For the algorithm
Amazing
200K
Nice
:)
🔥🖤🔥
F.T.A !
Did the second story really had to rhyme
It's a poem... One of the oldest forms of storytelling. Yes it did have to rhyme. smh.
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Starting muzac too loud my dude.
the premiere music and countdown?
@@AgroSquerril Yes sorry, if I want to hear you it's really loud by comparison.
@@skipmage unfortunately i have no control over that. Its all youtube.
@@AgroSquerril Sigh, damn youtube.
The first one was great! The second one not so much. Nevertheless great job
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