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Same things that makes us laugh, and make us cry. But now we gonna take you out business, go see your brother in the cemetery, come on let's bounce. At a funeral?
*Me finishing city slicker driving school* No one: Random pedestrian: How about I just make a sharp turn into the road that this guy is going 120 mph at straight at me?
yeah for sure zero's missions are hard but when you reach to Gran Torino's mission youll fucking kill yourself because of its hardness, one of his missions include: Learning to Fly, N.O.E, and that mission where you supposed to steal a military jet from a boat and destroy the military jets pursuing you after you done that, you gotta have to destroy 4 of the spy ships and take that military jet to the desert skystrip thing to land it there.
@@moelester3188 yeah,the mission is called "vertical bird" It tooks me few hours to complete the mission on mobile,it's fly hard to control the hydra on mobile
Zero's missions are side missions you can finish the game even without doing them but torreno's missions arent and this is what annoys me because i am currently doing them
Catalina End Relationship with CJ and travels to Liberty City with Claude 9 Years later... Catalina Becames the leader of Colombian Cartel and Shots Claude
Well, when i first saw this game, i was shocked with big map & improved graphics with new added cars & fighter aircraft. Thats was so good days🤗😄😄. GTA SanAndreas features:- 1) Player can swim, make gangs, modify vehicles, fly & use machines. 2) New added cars & bikes than GTA Vice City. 4) Vehicle & weapon traning system. 5) More safehouses with indoor exploring. 6) Player can wear many types of outfits. 7) Player can buy & eat from restaurants & local foods too 8) Can ride or drive train & every aircraft. GTA 3 - Based on New York City. GTA Vice City - Based on Miami, Florida. GTA SanAndreas - Based on Los Angles, San Fransisco, Las Vegas, San Fernando Valley, Sausalito Town, Carson City, desert parts of Nevada & forest parts of Arizona State. Its kinda cool yaoo...
Don’t forget We can do many side minigames and activities Tattoos ,hairstyles Jetpack 100 story missions date girlfriends And can become fat,skinny and muscular 👍😀
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan Man i hate that shit. Once time i earned lots of money and completed those annoying missions and that f*cking slot is lost
Let me list a few other things: - When the AI pedestrian hits your player and there's a cop nearby the cop won't react but when you hit someone they'll immediately start pursuing you - Whenever you're busted or wasted you loose all of your weapons and some of your money. I think this is why getting Katie and Barbara as your girlfriend as soon as possible is imperative - Aggressive ambulance/firetruck drivers, they are annoying because they just run over anyone. This is especially annoying if you're playing a mission where you have a companion since an ambulance or a firetruck can easily just run over them and you'll fail the mission - The fact that you can't shoot out from a vehicle with a pistol
I think GTA San Andreas Stories will take place in 1987, which you'll play as Sweet/Mike Toreno,/Cesar Vialpando. I think rockstar will go with sweet definitely as players always love Grove Street.
Wouldn't GTA SAS have you play as Brian? We know he got killed, but that's it. It could take place before CJ left for Liberty and you could do all the same basic stuff SA had us do. A lot of people don't like Sweet because his mind is stuck in the hood and has no intention of changing or expanding. He's also highly ungrateful for everything CJ did for him. He was born, grew up, and will likely die on Grove St.
For 'Robbing Uncle Sam' I didn't open the gate for Ryder to enter. I Instead collected all those boxes close to where Ryder parks and then let him enter. Once he was in, I picked them all while assisting him in shooting a couple times.
Oh yeah, the traffic was completely crazy in SA. I'm not sure if it happens in every versions, but on PS2, it was totally broken - especially on the freeways where civilian cars zoom around with some 500mph or such (like a fast forward movie, seriously), crashing INTO each other, making a huge pile of burning wrecks in seconds. This makes some side activities (eg. races and some of the quarry missions) extremely difficult and frustrating to complete.
9:02 here is a helpful tip homie: If Ryder is already attacked by the National Guard Depot, just leave your vehicle and help Ryder kill the army and then get back to your vehicle and continue what you are doing...
Id like it to take place just before CJ leaves for Liberty City. The game ends with CJ flying back to LC and we can either 1) Play as CJ or 2) Play as Sweet/Smoke/Ryder
They are not pointless. Thet give diversity to the experience. Plus if you played previous Gta games like vice city you would know they previously had remote control planes and helicopters
Okay the biggest annoying thing is how your ride sometimes disappear when going inside a store, I've had so many Cheetahs and Remingtons lost even after parking them properly and when parking them in front of one of your safe houses whee you need to save but doesn't have garages in it
San Andreas is the legendary game in this whole series. The most heart touching. And yet no any GTA game have a sound system like San Andreas. Especially it's Radio. K-Rose, K-DST legendary tracks. And legendary dialogues. This game is unforgettable
The monster truck glitch is my favorite one. I loved flipping cars like a coin and what's weird is that if u get on the car while a monster truck's wheel is parked over your hood, It can sometimes jolt u out or Fling 10+ times and die.(It only works if the suspension of the front is not bouncy or the car is stiff for a while)
I wonder how many times you have to complete the game over again just to show a little mission for a video. Must be hard, we really appreciate your work Jizzy!
I sometimes troll on making a huge traffic, like putting a stretch or a tank on the road and making the cars crash, I done that when I was 8 - 10 years.
Mine either, but it took patches and removing Cleo to get it this way. I still have 90% new cars (from GTA 3, V, Saints Row, Asphalt 8, Driver), new clothes for CJ, and all the girlfriends have new skins (that make them actually attractive). I wish I could use Cleo, though, it's the only way to restore the cinematic camera on Android, and flying is WACK without that cinematic camera.
If there's one thing I hate about gta sa, is how it sometimes completely bricks my entire computer. You can even open up task manager, that's how bad it is.
To players who find it difficult to lift 2 crates in robbing uncle Sam, make sure that one of the two lifters (levers that the forklift uses to lift a box) touches a box and the other too, then lift it and you will wield 2 boxes.
4:04 yes i hate this this happens with me mostly when i'am doing a racing mission. So racing missions are somewhat hard and can't be done easily in this game. In mobile
Once i completed the Cezar vialpando mission (dancing cars) It took me a lot of time because of my fps is low When I was going to save the game crashed That was the worst thing to happen BTW amazing video bro good job
I remember at the time i was at that part in san fierro, i got stuck on woozie's missions but i didn't know zero's missions we're optional. So that is where my 4 hours of time got wasted.
there's something about getting busted or wasted, if you die or get arrested, you can load your save file and when you complete the game, it will technically mean you never died once in your gameplay.
The first two are perfect examples of why you should save after EVERY mission and keep your discs in decent condition examples no scratches , fingerprints and no direct sunlight also make sure it's the right disc for the system you're using and try to avoid illegal copies of games . Also if you save your game and things go wrong just reload .
I actually like the far distances. The map is very varied and it should take advantage of it. If there wouldn't be for the map probably go point A to point B would suck.
Another trick with the 'Robbing Uncle Sam' mission with Ryder is going in and moving the boxes closer to the door where Ryder parks before opening the gate to let Ryder into the compound.
Well i haded a PSP but i droped it on hard ground and broke one of my favorite games, and the disc reader broke, and theres no way i can buy another one or get it fix, RIP PSP...
just remembered gta san andreas when i watch your vids first time. My dad teaches me how to play this game when im 6 or 7 years old you make my childhood better, TheJizzy keep it up mane!
10:00 lol about that i havent ride a monster truck yet but when me playing the mission "explosive situation" and on the julius thruway 1 car just stretched hahaha lol
People complain of long distances in missions such as Lure, but all you have to do was to get to Angel Pine, pick up the Sanchez in the save location, then take the highway from Angel Pine, along Mt. Chiliad to San Fierro and make sure it is evening. This is 100% proven to be the best scenery of GTA: SA.
1:15 love your desktop image :) Also the PPSSPP icon ;) Edit : The messages after busted or wasted appear only once. So if you get busted or arrested again it will not be showed anymore. Re-Edit : I don't know which years i would like to see in GTA - SAStories take place but i would like it! PPSSPP run faster on my computer than PCSX2 ^^
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Ah shit here we go again
Great vid
Can you do Q&A?
Hey jizzy! Where do you lived??
Something is in plan :) Maybe in future bro
moral of the story:
always save after you complete a mission
I always do that when i was a kid 😂 My Ps2 sucks back then, it always freeze 😣
I have been doing this since the realse till now
You nailed it bro 😁
I saved but it got corrupted... :(
i do that all the time lol
Like it says in the book we are blessed and cursed
What fking books?
Same things that makes us laugh, and make us cry. But now we gonna take you out business, go see your brother in the cemetery, come on let's bounce.
At a funeral?
XD
Ok
@Brutal Beat r/woosh
My most hated part about GTA SA is that I'll be driving on the highway then a goddamn tractor appears in front of me and i wreck my car.
Exactly. I always stop in front of the tractors knock the peds off and stab them because they're wasting everyone's time.
I hate it when you lose muscle
Yea and especially if your racing or driving a really rare car that you love
I INSTALLED CHEAT MOD. damn duuuude, whenever or whatever vehicle cj enters, that car is indestructible (all proof except water)
Use the cheat "jcnruad" so your car will not get any damage and it will blast the other cars that crash on you.
If Catalina was Trevor's girlfriend, she would be dead before GTA 3.
True 🤣
Nobody messes with trevor Johnny however,had to learn that the hard way
No they will both dead.
@@sabimenow Johnny was an addict. GTA 4 would've killed him.
@@yashdogra491 nope ,they fit like a glove lol
Catalina never stops talking during the robberies and it is so disturbing
Shes like sonic in any game where hes only your companion
Carl Idiota
@@shanedpondavilla1780 hey tempenny i hate you too in game😡😠
@@UselessAnirudh yeah
"Things Players HATE About GTA San Andreas 2
"
They hate that SA 2 doesn't exist
Well GTA V is like GTA SA 2, because it also happens in San Andreas.
@@michalreingraberskaliasmiz185 gta v happens in san andreas?lol didn't know that
@@bassitm.3709 Basically, it does. Los Santos is situated in San Andreas. In both ganes.
@@michalreingraberskaliasmiz185 wow am really not a ttue fan of gta:(
@@bassitm.3709 just think your a fan
*Me finishing city slicker driving school*
No one:
Random pedestrian: How about I just make a sharp turn into the road that this guy is going 120 mph at straight at me?
Just finished all challenges in driving school all 100% on mobile eheh
@@miguelgoncalves1204 lel same but did you finish flight school all gold?
@@mr.formal6723 well i did,phew
@@mr.formal6723 on mobile its easy peasy
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 i find it very hard, especially the city slicking one. Ugh.
Gta sa catalina : Yes carl, this is my new man, Claude.
Gta 3 catalina : sorry babe, im an ambitious girl and *shot*
You just a small time...
Mad girl sweet!
Man, i hate that bitch!
@@duck508 same
@@gxgamingandtech2017 yey
Katalina
Weirdly, I enjoy hearing Catalina's random phone calls to CJ😂
Remember last missision when u hear Catalina phone call I front of your parents ha ha
Those words
😂😂😂😂
I know my parents thought I was watching porn I'm like WTF LOL 😂 but so he tried to take my phone I'm like no I'm not watching porn it's the game
i say catalina still haven't moved on😑
LoL right 😂 she still loves him but wants him to be jealous 👍✌️
what i hate the most from gta san Andreas is
ALL ZERO MISSIONS
zero himself included
They are very hard. But a bit of luck and you solve toom
yeah for sure zero's missions are hard but when you reach to Gran Torino's mission youll fucking kill yourself because of its hardness, one of his missions include: Learning to Fly, N.O.E, and that mission where you supposed to steal a military jet from a boat and destroy the military jets pursuing you after you done that, you gotta have to destroy 4 of the spy ships and take that military jet to the desert skystrip thing to land it there.
@@moelester3188 yeah,the mission is called "vertical bird" It tooks me few hours to complete the mission on mobile,it's fly hard to control the hydra on mobile
Zero's missions are side missions you can finish the game even without doing them but torreno's missions arent and this is what annoys me because i am currently doing them
Happy Birthday GTA San Andreas (26 October 2004)
Now GTA San Andreas is 15 years old.
Today Is The Best Day Of My Life..
thanks for the reminder
@Professional CJ is it deepavali?
@Professional CJ nah, i'm a malaysian and still, there were some tamil people in malaysia, officially
by the way, can an indian marry a malaysian without um.....banishment idk
WHO ARE THE WORLD'S GREATEST FANS OF GTA SA??
1)TheJizzy
2)RADAL
3)Me
4)The people who like this...
Hey you forgot RADAL
RADAL IS MOST GREATEST!!!!
WORK HARD. FOR MOTHERLAND
GTA SA GOR LIFE!!!
@@shabuchibi Sry man...missed RADAL😭
Gta 5 is better
Savanna: I see you're near your destination again. It would be a shame if I...
*Flipped over for the 4th time.*
Exactly!! lol
I used Flying car cheat to fly a easily able to complete the mission
@@TheJizzy forgot damn train mission
Literally my car in rural areas
Catalina End Relationship with CJ and travels to Liberty City with Claude
9 Years later...
Catalina Becames the leader of Colombian Cartel and Shots Claude
And then Claude kills her....
Well, when i first saw this game, i was shocked with big map & improved graphics with new added cars & fighter aircraft. Thats was so good days🤗😄😄.
GTA SanAndreas features:-
1) Player can swim, make gangs, modify vehicles, fly & use machines.
2) New added cars & bikes than GTA Vice City.
4) Vehicle & weapon traning system.
5) More safehouses with indoor exploring.
6) Player can wear many types of outfits.
7) Player can buy & eat from restaurants & local foods too
8) Can ride or drive train & every aircraft.
GTA 3 - Based on New York City.
GTA Vice City - Based on Miami, Florida.
GTA SanAndreas - Based on Los Angles, San Fransisco, Las Vegas, San Fernando Valley, Sausalito Town, Carson City, desert parts of Nevada & forest parts of Arizona State.
Its kinda cool yaoo...
Me to
Don’t forget
We can do many side minigames and activities
Tattoos ,hairstyles
Jetpack
100 story missions
date girlfriends
And can become fat,skinny and muscular
👍😀
@@stum-p yap.
Wait I forget casinos . You can gamble as well
Also if you blow enough money at casinos you can go into debt and loan sharks will call and attack you
And changing or buying clothes takes forever
True. It was the first time you could change all your clothes so I can see why they did that changing animation but I wish it was skippable at least.
I don’t have a problem with that
@@stum-p lol hello again
*busted and wasted title shows*
Katie and Barbara: Am I joke to you?
@@Agent-oo4ct aezakmi and baguvix cheat: Oh really?
i killed both of them so yes
@@deepprakashverma5654 aezakmi and baguvix: Oh really??
big smoke : no you are my food
Really?!
*Things Players HATE About GTA San Andreas*
*Shows Catalina pointing a gun at my head in the thumbnail
Nice one.
What are you doing here CJ!?!?!?!
@@bigsmoke9369 hey homie! Want a number 9
Big Smoke bro. Learn how to shoot
All we had to do was shoot the damn vagos big smoke.
Soeharto is the best friend of man who have been thieved by cj and ryder in home invasion
This one phrase makes me want to commit a war crime
"All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ"
for me its "Launch The Red Baron!"
For me its “CURSE YOU BERKLY”
For me its "see you around, officer."
I hate this mission i needed 19 trys
That's why I save the game after every mission
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan Man i hate that shit. Once time i earned lots of money and completed those annoying missions and that f*cking slot is lost
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan Well that's so bad.
RIP
Every time I finish the mission it amdely saves
3:13 t pose of death
Lmao
its A pose
@@dejwi47 ok
@@flutecoc ok
@@dejwi47 ok
Let me list a few other things:
- When the AI pedestrian hits your player and there's a cop nearby the cop won't react but when you hit someone they'll immediately start pursuing you
- Whenever you're busted or wasted you loose all of your weapons and some of your money. I think this is why getting Katie and Barbara as your girlfriend as soon as possible is imperative
- Aggressive ambulance/firetruck drivers, they are annoying because they just run over anyone. This is especially annoying if you're playing a mission where you have a companion since an ambulance or a firetruck can easily just run over them and you'll fail the mission
- The fact that you can't shoot out from a vehicle with a pistol
Also firefighters are basically designed to kill CJ !!!!!!!!
And firefighters barely help
I stole a fire truck and I was 100 times better
@@devanduraipragash6106 Yeah, they suck
@@exe7gmhl *Facepalm* You DO lose you weapons in San Andreas if you die and respawn at the hospital.
@@exe7gmhl You lose your weapons on the PC version.
I think GTA San Andreas Stories will take place in 1987, which you'll play as Sweet/Mike Toreno,/Cesar Vialpando.
I think rockstar will go with sweet definitely as players always love Grove Street.
I prefer Ryder than sweet cause you know
NINJA STYLE!!!!!!!!!
@@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman then You'll be dealing drugs since the age of 10
@@duck508 but you will never go to college cuz you are too smart for that shit 😎😎
Wouldn't GTA SAS have you play as Brian? We know he got killed, but that's it. It could take place before CJ left for Liberty and you could do all the same basic stuff SA had us do. A lot of people don't like Sweet because his mind is stuck in the hood and has no intention of changing or expanding. He's also highly ungrateful for everything CJ did for him. He was born, grew up, and will likely die on Grove St.
11:18 During this mission i fell in the water because of some stupid angry driver that i accidently touched very weakly.. We are Blessed and Cursed
Aggressive drivers can be found in PC versions...
So he plays on pc?@@idc4089
2:08 i actually broke my tv because of this and i was on the *DAMN TRAIN* mission
@Sin Lockheart yeah everyone knows it
and learning to fly
@@boo-vc2ru yeah
@@boo-vc2ru learning to fly was too easy
@@_af_2821 i disagree
Cesar Vilpando isn't CJ's cousin ... He dates his sister .
Yes he means his brother in law = cousin
@@maungyokesoe1915 yes
Cesar won't just date
He marries CJ's sister kendl
Vialpando is so lucky cuz he dates with Kendl and she's so damn sexy.
@@Nokia-fi6em but Kendl is Hooker
he didn't go to high school because he was too smart 😂😂😂
He's too intelligent for that shit man
Tbh Jeffery didnt finish college
Getting busted is the worst if you have guns with lots of ammo you loose all your guns and like 500 dollars😭
Unless if you have Barbara as your girlfriend
For 'Robbing Uncle Sam' I didn't open the gate for Ryder to enter. I Instead collected all those boxes close to where Ryder parks and then let him enter. Once he was in, I picked them all while assisting him in shooting a couple times.
Oh yeah, the traffic was completely crazy in SA. I'm not sure if it happens in every versions, but on PS2, it was totally broken - especially on the freeways where civilian cars zoom around with some 500mph or such (like a fast forward movie, seriously), crashing INTO each other, making a huge pile of burning wrecks in seconds. This makes some side activities (eg. races and some of the quarry missions) extremely difficult and frustrating to complete.
Playing GTA SA Mobile:
*Saving the game.* -GTA SA has crashed-
Opening gta sa mobile again: *press load game* : Save Game Corrupted
Carl Johnson true, that keeps happening to me as well.
Same
Maybe its because of your mobile phone version, like they fixed it for android 7.0 and up but broke it for example android 6.0 and 5.0.
You can resume btw
Rockstar game really needed fix this.
3:38 Perfect highway driving playing the perfect music in the Best Game in History!
TheJizzy on "GTA SA Best Cars": *INCLUDES SAVANNA AS ONE OF THE BEST LOWRIDERS*
also TheJizzy: *"Savanna is one of the worst lowriders :D"*
lol
But Savanna really just sucks balls
Voodoo is the best
Tahoma is the best lowrider :)
@@smart.but.stupid but Savanna is best looking lowrider in San Andreas
9:02 here is a helpful tip homie: If Ryder is already attacked by the National Guard Depot, just leave your vehicle and help Ryder kill the army and then get back to your vehicle and continue what you are doing...
When become GTA SA stories I want these to be pre-main game events.
Like how grove Street lost his terrotiry.
I bet we could make San Andreas storys
The fans couls
Id like it to take place just before CJ leaves for Liberty City. The game ends with CJ flying back to LC and we can either
1) Play as CJ or
2) Play as Sweet/Smoke/Ryder
@@Serenizor Nah play as Ballas instead.
You missed another thing: pointless missions.
Like fish in a barrel!
Bryce Wakefield Like zero.
@@White742 those are optional so it's not a problem at all
ZERO
They are not pointless. Thet give diversity to the experience. Plus if you played previous Gta games like vice city you would know they previously had remote control planes and helicopters
Okay the biggest annoying thing is how your ride sometimes disappear when going inside a store, I've had so many Cheetahs and Remingtons lost even after parking them properly and when parking them in front of one of your safe houses whee you need to save but doesn't have garages in it
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SAVE THE DAMN GAME JIZZY
San Andreas is the legendary game in this whole series. The most heart touching. And yet no any GTA game have a sound system like San Andreas. Especially it's Radio. K-Rose, K-DST legendary tracks. And legendary dialogues. This game is unforgettable
Vicecity radio: hold my bear
Catalina’s attitude is asking her to get killed. She’s lucky she didn’t die earlier. Thank god for GTA 3
10:13
Look at the taxi lol
I judt commented this and was hoping I wasnt the only one 😂😂
1:17 oo finally I saw your desktop screen
1:12
*Mission Failed!*
*_We'll get'em next time_*
Cod reference :)
The monster truck glitch is my favorite one. I loved flipping cars like a coin and what's weird is that if u get on the car while a monster truck's wheel is parked over your hood, It can sometimes jolt u out or Fling 10+ times and die.(It only works if the suspension of the front is not bouncy or the car is stiff for a while)
I wonder how many times you have to complete the game over again just to show a little mission for a video. Must be hard, we really appreciate your work Jizzy!
I sometimes troll on making a huge traffic, like putting a stretch or a tank on the road and making the cars crash, I done that when I was 8 - 10 years.
My GTA San Andreas never crashes during gameplay!
where did u download the game from?
Same
If you play on mobile, PS3 or Xbox, it will never crash because better graphics are added and many developments
Same and I downloaded it on ac market! Thank you ac market😍
Mine either, but it took patches and removing Cleo to get it this way. I still have 90% new cars (from GTA 3, V, Saints Row, Asphalt 8, Driver), new clothes for CJ, and all the girlfriends have new skins (that make them actually attractive). I wish I could use Cleo, though, it's the only way to restore the cinematic camera on Android, and flying is WACK without that cinematic camera.
10:14 LOOK AT THAT TAXI CAB HIS BACK WHEELS FLOATING...
If there's one thing I hate about gta sa, is how it sometimes completely bricks my entire computer. You can even open up task manager, that's how bad it is.
4:45 rader says that CJ’s driving us horrible than how can you explain that rader
12:30 Cj’s couson cesar
Me: So basically Kendl is dating her own cousin? (I know it’s a mistake and I’m sorry if it offends you)
I also noticed that
Cousin in law
Alex Gavril ahem, brothers in law :)
Actually, It's Brother In Law. I think there's a Typo error and edit.
police drivers:I'm the most annoying driver of gta sa
aggressive drivers:hold my steering wheel
Your videos are so relaxing and fun to watch, I love them! Keep up the good work Jizzy!
0:50 imagine installing high dff mod in GTA SA Android
9:20 because he super weak, we must be protecting him too
12:30 Cesar Vialpando isn't CJ's cousin, he is CJ's friend.
Best friend
@@johninyakif He cesar is like CJ brother-in-law because his sister is Cesar girlfriend(maybe)
@@jetspull5064 true but ok
0:30 Right after you save the game, it suddenly crashes. And more over, the saved game won't be loaded again because the saved file is corrupted :')
When the police hits us and we get a star
To players who find it difficult to lift 2 crates in robbing uncle Sam, make sure that one of the two lifters (levers that the forklift uses to lift a box) touches a box and the other too, then lift it and you will wield 2 boxes.
4:04 yes i hate this this happens with me mostly when i'am doing a racing mission. So racing missions are somewhat hard and can't be done easily in this game. In mobile
Once i completed the Cezar vialpando mission (dancing cars) It took me a lot of time because of my fps is low
When I was going to save the game crashed
That was the worst thing to happen
BTW amazing video bro good job
3:14 I'm the Dominant one now, CJ. Bow down before me.
I did the Robbing Uncle Sam mission on my first try PS2, it just took forever cause two of the boxes fell over
I remember at the time i was at that part in san fierro, i got stuck on woozie's missions but i didn't know zero's missions we're optional. So that is where my 4 hours of time got wasted.
0:58 but if the person uses opl does have an chance for freeze?
2:08 during this time just type speeditup 2times if u get bored of this trust me im using this cheat code when that happens to me
And the most hated thing of whole gta is that the 3D era of the games ended without the release of gta sanandreas stories......
CJ: Wait! HOLD UP!! 2:01
Balla: no CJ DIE!!
And also balla: kicks him in the booty
there's something about getting busted or wasted, if you die or get arrested, you can load your save file and when you complete the game, it will technically mean you never died once in your gameplay.
When your car lost it's paintjob randomly and became all white
Happened to me, and I think that is a bug
@tonnomici That's sounding like a hater response (I hope it's not). Just read it again if you don't believe me
The first two are perfect examples of why you should save after EVERY mission and keep your discs in decent condition examples no scratches , fingerprints and no direct sunlight also make sure it's the right disc for the system you're using and try to avoid illegal copies of games . Also if you save your game and things go wrong just reload .
I actually like the far distances. The map is very varied and it should take advantage of it. If there wouldn't be for the map probably go point A to point B would suck.
Aggresive pede: Gets touched
Also him: Let s break my car more haha
8:15 Which year should gta sa stories be realeased? Me-2020
Probably 2024, for 20th anniversary for GTA SAN ANDREAS
*HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY TO SAN ANDREAS!!*
Also, tomorrow is 17th birthday to GTA Vice City!
Whenever Jizzy's videos comes, My popcorn to me : Ah shit ! here we go again
I really hate when those AI change their lane and it hits my car
I was like "stay in your f*cking lane"
Another trick with the 'Robbing Uncle Sam' mission with Ryder is going in and moving the boxes closer to the door where Ryder parks before opening the gate to let Ryder into the compound.
I wish GTA: SA Stories was made and it revolved around the problems that Kendl was talking about during the last cutscene of End of the Line.
Well i haded a PSP but i droped it on hard ground and broke one of my favorite games, and the disc reader broke, and theres no way i can buy another one or get it fix, RIP PSP...
After beating Supply Lines for the first time, my game crashed without saving it.
just remembered gta san andreas when i watch your vids first time. My dad teaches me how to play this game when im 6 or 7 years old
you make my childhood better, TheJizzy
keep it up mane!
14:39
in my opinion, this guy looks like Claude Speed.
he is
What is the music in 2:13 ????
Please,have been looking for from long time.......
Somehow when my car crashes I always use
HESOYAM
4:18.....This is how my car always looks in GTA games.....
5:48 in vice city write “Big Bang” *thug life*
10:00 lol about that i havent ride a monster truck yet but when me playing the mission "explosive situation" and on the julius thruway 1 car just stretched hahaha lol
9:42holy s!it 😱
How!?!?😱
Respect+
CJ HATES GRAVITY, I HATE GRAVITY-
Like big smoke once said : Man you're the best gta youtuber ever was
:)
2:42 Police: You have the weed card?
People complain of long distances in missions such as Lure, but all you have to do was to get to Angel Pine, pick up the Sanchez in the save location, then take the highway from Angel Pine, along Mt. Chiliad to San Fierro and make sure it is evening. This is 100% proven to be the best scenery of GTA: SA.
1:15 love your desktop image :) Also the PPSSPP icon ;)
Edit : The messages after busted or wasted appear only once.
So if you get busted or arrested again it will not be showed
anymore. Re-Edit : I don't know which years i would like to
see in GTA - SAStories take place but i would like it! PPSSPP
run faster on my computer than PCSX2 ^^
Gta san andreas 2 would be a really good game :D
7:25 someone please tell me which music is this. I can't find it for months now.
Ski trip to mars by magnofield
Jizzy: Remember the *first time* u play gta sa and got busted n wasted
Me: Remember the *first time* I play gta sa and follow the 'N' on the radar🙂
Imagine Crashing After Completing The Damn Train Mission And You Realize You Did Not Save. *All You Had To Do Was Save The Damn Game! CJ!*
Imagine if gta sa stories released and was set before the events of sa? It would be awesome.