that bone is the penis ... The male genitalia, you might not know you have one due to it being swiveled up in you're pelvis area, once the balls drop you might see a tip emerge , don't worry it doesn't bite just don't touch it , it'll poison you 😂😂😂🤮☠️
@@unwantedcriminal549 Wrong. Squidward is in fact, an octopus. Taken directly from google: "Allegedly, creator Stephen Hillenburg named him Squidward because “Octoward” sounded too weird."
We have more value because Jesus died for humans, not animals. Only we are made in the image of God. Yes Animals have value but not more than humans. Go to Antarctica and try petting a polar bear and see how much more brutal they are to humans.
Also nah this looks hells good, don’t care if it’s an animal, you wouldn’t say the same if it wasn’t a human eating that octopus, INHUMANELY if I say so
Nick:uhhhhh oH nO tHiS iS sQuIwArD WhAt I dOnE Nick:hey SpongeBob come over here I have a Krabby patty SpongeBob:ooo Krabby patty "Eats Krabby patty" yum- wait why does it taste differe- Cough that's weir- Cough again What did you put in the Patty!?!?!? Nick: Poison SpongeBob:AHHHHH "cough cough cough suffocating" dies Nick:I don't know any dish that contains sponge so I will just throw this corpse out *_48 hours later_* Mr Krabs: where's SpongeBob and Squidward!!!!! Random fish:I don't know I'm just a customer waiting for my Krabby patty you know what I'm giving you 1.5 stars on kelp(Just yelp for fish) Mr Krabs: NOOOOOOO that mone- I mean good reviews going out the winder Mr Krabs: Walks out of the Krusty krab Mr Krabs:ok where SpongeBob and Squidwar- "get trapped by a crab trap" WHAT THE BARNACLES WHAT'S HAPPENING AAHH "Randomly rans in circles then fades to black then pass out" *_Eventually_* Mr Krabs:"woke up in a seafood aisle in the grocery store" huh what AHHHHHH WHAT'S HAPPENING AAHH AHHHHH WHY MY CLAWS ARE TIED!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH Nick:walks to the seafood aisle Nick:can I have the Crab Store lady:ok that will be 5$ Nick:pays Mr Krabs:AHHHHH GIANT WHITE HANDS DO NOT GRAB ME AHHHHHHHHHHH Nick: thanks and walks out of the grocery store *_20 minutes later_* Mr Krabs: WHAT THE BARNACLES IS HAPPENING WHO ARE YOU WHERE'S SPONGEBOB SQUIWARD Nick: hello Krabs you know where Squidward is? Mr Krabs:Uhh no Nick: he's right here "pats belly" Mr Krabs:YOU YOU ATE HIM!?!?!? Nick:yes and you be next Mr Krabs: WHAT NOO NOOOOOOOOOOO *_Next morning_* Nick: Let's make crab cakes Nick: -Sorry Mr Krabs- Stabs Mr Krabs
i’ve gained a new respect for cooking content creators because I just now realized they only get one take and if they mess it up it’s over they can’t really cut it or re-cook it. Also, I love watching his videos and trying his recipes. I bought his knife drop cookbook and it’s been super helpful and inspiring. I got my grandmother one for Christmas and I definitely recommend.
Did you know that an octopus has more pain receptors than humans and feels the same emotions as a human? Also they are some of the most intelligent animals ever
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too bad nick i wasnt watching in shorts sooo ur looop kinda dint work>....................
SIR YESSIR!
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Octopus in alternate universe : "Let's cook a whole Human. Poke your tentacle into the butt."
Thats its mouth
Ha 69th like
Lol!😂this is funny
average anime
@@W0B0N ik
That's, legitimately, the softest octopus I've ever seen. Holy shit.
You mean holy crap
@@yes-qj8sz huh
@@yomyjjaago7744 you heard me :)
@@yes-qj8sz no, he meant holy shit
@@yes-qj8sz yeah no he meant holy shit
Ursula’s been real quiet since this dropped
😂😂😂😂😂
she's the octopus
@@7yrd764 yeah thats the joke
That moan when he "hooks his finger where the beak was" 💀☠️
💀
I thought I was the only one for a sec that heard that 😭😭
I thought he was gonna add "Onii-Chan" sound 🤣🤣
@@seamali4383 😭😭😭💀💀🤣🤣🤣 yo I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣
Man turn him from male to female 💀
I don’t know whether to be satisfied or disgusted by the way Mr.Octopus sounds
yall mfs getting weird asf with this “satisfying” shit
Is like pouring water
Both
If you like the sound just play with water slime
I freaking hate slimy creatures like octopus
“Remove the beak, then decapitate the octopus”
*Boy, that escalated quickly*
I heard "the dick"💀
True also WHERE THE FUCK ARE TGE COMMENTS AT?
@@Freind-shaped-murder-dronefr
Roses are Red
Cactus are Prickly
This started off fine
But escalated quickly
@@Freind-shaped-murder-drone Here
Whoever the first person was to see an octopus and think, "I'm gonna eat it" probably had a LOT of problems.
such as a lack of more known foods aka being in the middle of starvation~
That octopus was probably smarter than half the adult US population
fax
You're not wrong the average American has an IQ under 98. It's getting worse with time.
Animal: living
Nick: today where cooking a whole…
And now it’s probably tastier than half the adult US population
@@Loxu69 Oh, I highly doubt that. I'm sure a lot of people here would make a really good stew.
i love how he’s giving detailed instructions like we’re all sitting behind our screens holding some octopuses eagerly waiting to cook them
Wait, yall aren't I've been at sea hours hunting this thing
@@The_Lorule_Catalogue I tried too, im stuck down here in his grasp covered in ink, I don't think I can last any longer
@@Nine05mafiA__ttv Day five I ate the octopus lost at sea me and my crew sick 999 won't help were dying here
@@The_Lorule_Catalogue Day 10 the octopus is now cooking the crew it is too late
😂😂
The "UGH" caught me off guard
Fr I wasn’t even looking and I heard that noise and I was like wait what and then I saw the video I was like oh damn😅😅😅😅
🗿
Ayoooooo thats Sus
Thought i was the only one who heard that until i played it back😂😂😂
I have yet to try octopuses but you made me want to
Squidward has been quiet ever sense this video was made
Damn….. I spelled it wrong…
Sense lol
Chads who says sense
Virgins who says since
@@Sauroncifer :)
Squidward is actually an octopus, not a squid
This shivered some of my bones that I didn't know existed
that bone is the penis ... The male genitalia, you might not know you have one due to it being swiveled up in you're pelvis area, once the balls drop you might see a tip emerge , don't worry it doesn't bite just don't touch it , it'll poison you
😂😂😂🤮☠️
ikrrr
Mine too💀
Same here
3rd leg bone
The octopus was violated 💀
Usually, it's the other way around.
Im with ya
fr 💀😭👍🏻
Bro that's how they cook it why are ppl so dirtyminded?
The beak is its mouth 🤨
I did in fact watch “My Octopus Teacher” and appreciate the formal apology lol
me too
"Remove the beak, THEN DECAPITATE THE OCTOPUS"
Well that escalated quickly
bro misspelled in french
@@raphinakiller 💀
Bro is Hungarian
Megláttam a random hátat a kommentben, egyből kitört belőlem hogy "Az a kurva automata javító" lol
@@raphinakiller💀💀
Trying to watch memes then suddenly, a man describes and shows how to cook an entire got damn octopus
Fr though 😂
Me tooo bruh
Worth tho
Literally 🤣
Like really, how did I get here 😭
It's illegal to kill them in Britain because of how intelligent they are. They are considered sentient and intelligent beings
That makes me sad 😢
Octopus are probably the smartest mullosk right? I think the Orcas are the smartest sea animals and of course Humans of land
@@averageharambelover3541 Octopuses are not amphibians... They are mullosk, cousins with snails, squids, and oysters
@@WatchUGoin I see
@@averageharambelover3541 dolphins are the smartest I'm pretty sure
Nick: *suspiciously pushes out the beak* 💀
Squidward been real quiet since this one dropped
HE SAID THE LINE HE SAID IT
@@DarkDomain0001 i dont like math so
No he a squid right-?
@@kyiozy
1. It's confirmed that Squidward is an octopus
2. Octoward just sounds weird
He respected him even as he died, what a chad 😌
Fr
How tf
OK. What did it change for the octopus?
@@abhirama everything
What him tenderizing the meat??
Nick, the sound effects, I just.... can't 🤣
bro that sfx when he put his finger in the beak hole 💀
that sloshing ain't an effect
@@RichtorGroude1828 its still a sound and it is a effect from a action
thus sound effect
(ik that is so wrong btw)
@@displayuploads yeah…
@@RichtorGroude1828 not that. The moan. When he put his finger in the beak hole- 💀
Nick : You have to try octopus
Me watching this : I want this
My Mind : You're allergic to octopus-
This is what happened to Squidward after he told Patrick that mayonnaise is not a musical instrument
Squidward was a squid...
But squidward's a squid
@@ichidaa no he's not
Squidward is octopus. Look at his head
@@obomna Facts
Octopus gonna b needing a lawyer 💀
Cant get a lawyer if ya dead😂
Octopussy (jk)
how the hell did you kill it
*insert Law and Order sound effect*
“… and you hook your finge-“ *moan sound*
im done
EDIT: LOL ALREADY ALMOST 1K LIKES
Cause U had to comment Word for word EXACTLY what we saw n heard ??? Do that but with your moms VJJ
HMMMM, UNEXPECTED LIKE A MIXTAPE, CATH YO AT YOUR CRIB WHEM YOU READIN' ITS TOO LATE
Hi done
@@quandaledingle9735 hehe lol 😂
There ain’t no way this mf just went right past that. There’s a fat pause missing here
I can cut this with my finger
Lynja: I can dice with my hand
*Squidward was never seen again*
SpongeBob and Patrick laughing all day and no squidward to shut them up.
Squidward is a squid. Not an octopus.
@@unwantedcriminal549wrong
@@unwantedcriminal549 Wrong. Squidward is in fact, an octopus. Taken directly from google: "Allegedly, creator Stephen Hillenburg named him Squidward because “Octoward” sounded too weird."
@@unwantedcriminal549HE. IS. AN. OCTOPUS.
Noone gonna talk about that “AUGH~~~” 💀
No. We are not.
I’ve been looking for this comment
@@VBUCKGOBBLERYes we are. People are already doing it
He fingered that octopussy
Fr I thought it was just me
That “OH” when he stuck his fingers in the octopus was dead wrong😂
Cool
😂
😂😂😂😂
This is one of my favorite dishes but the way you violated that octopus 😂😂
As a Swede i can confirm indeed that a Swedish massage always ends with us cooking and eating the recipient of the massage.
Sounds fun, I’m down
@@yikes2540 I'd pair you with some pickled herring and sourcream.
Yh
113 likes and only two replies let me fix that
100% true, can confirm
Squidward gonna be real quiet after he watches this video
Yep I seen the whole thing🤮
@@402verselook tasty tho 😈
WeLl aCtUalLy SquidwArd is a SQuiD🤓🤓💔❤️🩹
YES!! It’s so true! That’s exactly what I was thinking 😭🥲
@@SIR_ANTELOPE i know that its a joke here but nerdy face for the first you are ACTUALLY wrong 😅
"Decapitate the octopus" - dumbledore said calmly
DECAPITATE THE FUCKING OCTOPUS
Gotcha😂😂
🤣🤣💀
This is such an improper use of the meme. He said “decapitate the octopus” calmly, so you can’t sarcastically say he said it calmly.
@@hypocriticalgrammarnaziYou might have the tissum of Aw.
As an African, this will never touch my mouth.😂😂😂😂
“Decapitate the octopus.”
Bro said that way too casually
"I will give it a nice Swedish massage"
He's dead bro
Who, the Swede?😆
🤣🤣🤣
Quoting the video + stating the obvious = shit comment
@@hypocriticalgrammarnazi enjoy your own life bro spread love not hate
He has been killed for this bastards video which isn't funny
“Im a mature adult”
“I’m a mature adult”
“IM A MATURE ADULT..”
AYOOO 😳📸📸📸📸
Lmao😂
as an immature adult i still didn't catch what you were referring to
Dang
@@hxazaTHE SOUNDS AND HE LITERALLY PUT A NOISE WHEN HE PUT HIS FINGER IN THE “BEAK”
No way they are eating a freaking alien
Fun fact: nick said octopus 8 times in this video but only made like two dirty jokes, nick is evolving.
and said "nice" 4 times
@@andrewbird6267 its about octopus 🦑🐙 not nice 👍
I love that sound
I'd vouch that octopus had more brains than 1 million people combined. RIP Mr Octopus
More valuable than most of us
Octopi only have 9 brains, not more than a million
We have more value because Jesus died for humans, not animals.
Only we are made in the image of God.
Yes Animals have value but not more than humans. Go to Antarctica and try petting a polar bear and see how much more brutal they are to humans.
Yourself included
@@simplesimon8255 atleast octopus have more brain than you
Did anyone else notice that sound after he hooked his finger in😳 😂
ofc
No , you’re the only person on earth that have ears 😴
Yooooo 😂😂 I had to watch it again to notice the uhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 yh
😂😂😂 now you said it,
And I love you're cooking videos
Nick: "hook your finger up-"
The Octopus: "ahhh~"
why nick??
Why
I don't know
??
cash or credit i'll pay either one
He’s like the calm version of Gordon Ramsay
Borden Ramsey will be pissed if he sees this comment
@@R.O.G_OfficalUA-camGordon*
@@DevilTheBest Jordan*
@@derth9230lawton*
You know Gordon was his teacher when he was learning how to cook
This guy was just chilling in the shade of his garden and you decided to cook him
In his little hideway beneath the waves. So sad.
Saw you on Masterchef. It’s nice to come across your UA-cam channel for the first time. Great looking octopus.
I wish that you had a restaurant that I could go to cause all this food you cook looks so good
"I love that sound" 💀
Sorry children
“I love that sound” ayo 💀
Nah 💀
It sounds like water
Aha i thought he was going to say next to hearing macaroni being stirred after that.
Nah 💀💀💀
Shut up It's sounds Satisfying IT sounds like 💧WATER💧
That sound uh made ma rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂
Spongebob: Where's Squidward???
Me: He's in a Pan getting a Tan
😂😂😂
Squidward is a squid
Octopus is an octopus
@@editkid5433 squidward is a octopus
@@longbeachroleplaynewsSQUID - ward is an Octopus??? 😂
Squidward is a squid
@@Splash113 Squidward is not a squid he is a octopus he Head look nothing like a squid
" then decapitate the octopus" HOW DO YOU SAY IT SO CALMLY!?!?!?!
his a chef
chefs are psychopaths
@@dripstone4180 APARENTLY
@@dripstone4180society is build on socialopaths then, nothing wrong with that, its cruel bit we still gotta eat
i bet this mf a chef
@@dripstone4180 nah im an eater
nah bro thought he was slick by adding the moaning when he pokes the butt
its the mouth
I have never heard someone say decapitate an octopus so calmly 😭
i died a little when I heard that "augh" sound
“I love that sound. Got me dying 😂
Nick is so nice he gave mr. Octopus a bath and a Swedish massage he is so nice❤
Mmmmm I have to tell you that mr octopus is de- alive happy and free nick is so nice 😊
and then ate it
@@AzureEcho0not before fingering it
@@AzureEcho0✋💀
I've never wanted to eat octopus before but if you're cooking it nick then I would scarf that down it looks so good
Nick is so humble even he called an octopus mr. Octopus 😆
W Mr. Octopus 🤝
W nipa begum for his comment reaching 111 likes
After taking his life, offcourse
animal: just existing
nick: good evening.
Too good
That looks so freakin good
Nick is so generous he gave an octopus a massage before putting it in the hot bath🙏🤗
npc
yeah even though he is dead 😃
Nick “I’ll take this over stake any day”
Me “EVEN WAYGU NICK EVEN WAYGU???”
The octopuses tentacle be like: “you didn’t have to cut me off”
Underrated
Haha nice
Now I just hear it replay every time he cuts something off 😂😭
Aint no way bro mixes oil and water
Bro really said "Decapitate the octopus😁"
😭💀
Yeah we're not deaf
yes we know idk whats funny
“My Octopus 🐙 Teacher” is so captivating and moving!
Rest in peace mr octopus, your sacrifice will not be in vain
Yes, he devoured his every single piece
That octopus looks so delicious.
He’s so generous for giving that octopus a bath…
Edit:thanks for 100 likes
edit 2: MOM HOLY IM FAMOUS
HOLYY 441 OMLLL
Yeah he is so kind 😀
I even see that.Realy shit
Edit again for 329 likes
BRO THAT LITTLE MOAN I HEARD 😭😭💀✋
“I take this over steak any day”
That’s because you eat steak 63 times a week 😂
That's what good ... Mac and cheese sounds like 😊
I just love the way he says Octopus😂 it’s so cute
Squidward played the clarinet in front ofhim
The rest is history
He’s a squid🦑 not a octopus 🐙
Bro he's literally called SQUIDward.
@@spinyslasher6586 but hes actually an octopus tho 🦠
@@jzeble No he isn't.
@@jzeble hes a squid
"Poke your finger where the beak was earlier"
*Ahhh~* 😩
that emoji made it even more sus 🤨📸
I mean with that fingerwork I would scream with and without the "s"
Reminds me of the time I stuck a stick up my dog’s butt 🐕-
That just grossed me out
Tell me where you found it please I really been wanting to try one
The sound when he put his finger in the octopus💀💀💀💀💀
*This is what happens when you fail too many tests in Splatoon 2 octo expansion*
You let an 8-ball fall. Test Failed.
Worse than vietnam
Noooooo rip agent 8 😭😭😭😭😭
LMAO SO TRUE
Not my favorite agent :(
Nope. Octopuses are friends. They are pure and perfect. They are also smarter than dogs and dolphins. This was hard to watch.
Say that to China
@@KazROBOeatcat💀💀💀thats brutal
Agreed 😢 heartbreaking
Also nah this looks hells good, don’t care if it’s an animal, you wouldn’t say the same if it wasn’t a human eating that octopus, INHUMANELY if I say so
@@Im_stupid283 🗿🍷
Jack sparrow ❤ need to hire this man 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spongebob: "Hey squidwa- OHHHH MY GODDD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SQUIDWARD"
Nick:uhhhhh oH nO tHiS iS sQuIwArD WhAt I dOnE
Nick:hey SpongeBob come over here I have a Krabby patty
SpongeBob:ooo Krabby patty "Eats Krabby patty" yum- wait why does it taste differe- Cough that's weir- Cough again What did you put in the Patty!?!?!?
Nick: Poison
SpongeBob:AHHHHH "cough cough cough suffocating" dies
Nick:I don't know any dish that contains sponge so I will just throw this corpse out
*_48 hours later_*
Mr Krabs: where's SpongeBob and Squidward!!!!!
Random fish:I don't know I'm just a customer waiting for my Krabby patty you know what I'm giving you 1.5 stars on kelp(Just yelp for fish)
Mr Krabs: NOOOOOOO that mone- I mean good reviews going out the winder
Mr Krabs: Walks out of the Krusty krab
Mr Krabs:ok where SpongeBob and Squidwar- "get trapped by a crab trap" WHAT THE BARNACLES WHAT'S HAPPENING AAHH "Randomly rans in circles then fades to black then pass out"
*_Eventually_*
Mr Krabs:"woke up in a seafood aisle in the grocery store" huh what AHHHHHH WHAT'S HAPPENING AAHH AHHHHH WHY MY CLAWS ARE TIED!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH
Nick:walks to the seafood aisle
Nick:can I have the Crab
Store lady:ok that will be 5$
Nick:pays
Mr Krabs:AHHHHH GIANT WHITE HANDS DO NOT GRAB ME AHHHHHHHHHHH
Nick: thanks and walks out of the grocery store
*_20 minutes later_*
Mr Krabs: WHAT THE BARNACLES IS HAPPENING WHO ARE YOU WHERE'S SPONGEBOB SQUIWARD
Nick: hello Krabs you know where Squidward is?
Mr Krabs:Uhh no
Nick: he's right here "pats belly"
Mr Krabs:YOU YOU ATE HIM!?!?!?
Nick:yes and you be next
Mr Krabs: WHAT NOO NOOOOOOOOOOO
*_Next morning_*
Nick: Let's make crab cakes
Nick: -Sorry Mr Krabs- Stabs Mr Krabs
@@BK_Isiahbro made an entire story
@@laniebugg yes indeed I made a story because why not
It’s an octopus tho-
@@bk-entertainz7081no shit
*"YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOUR A SQUID NOW" intensifies*
You’re dead now💀☠️
That's agent 8 not 3 neo 3 or 4 lol
“Decapitate the octopus”
Bro went back to the French Revolution in 3 seconds 😂
Or isis treatment
Louis XVI
i’ve gained a new respect for cooking content creators because I just now realized they only get one take and if they mess it up it’s over they can’t really cut it or re-cook it. Also, I love watching his videos and trying his recipes. I bought his knife drop cookbook and it’s been super helpful and inspiring. I got my grandmother one for Christmas and I definitely recommend.
Fax
If the octopus was alive he would be able to make an eye to eye contact with Nick
I felt that.
Yea. It’s questionable if eating octopus is okay.
@@MattShine11 of course it’s okay
Hank: "I'm not taking you to the aquarium, Dory."
The video Dory plays right after:
They are so friendly and sweet 😢
And tasty too
Nick: "i love the sound"
Me: "i hate that sound"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Octolings are panicking
Nice to see a Splatoon comment
I loved that sound 😮
True chef words😂
Octopus is one of the few foods that genuinely makes me sad
Why? Its tasty
It makes me sad too… When it's not cooked right. It can be awfully chewy if it's overcooked.
yup go vegan
@@ookeybookey7955 🤓
@@ookeybookey7955 🤓
His eyes are so pretty!!
This video made me go "augh🤢" "Augh🤢" within a couple moments
Same, god, the sound it made when he drops it made me gag
This is the reason I don’t eat any seafood. It just looks way too disgusting.
missing out@@MrMorningstar13
Just trying it out here in Asia and you vision will change trust me ^^@@MrMorningstar13
@MrMorningstar13 same
Did you know that an octopus has more pain receptors than humans and feels the same emotions as a human? Also they are some of the most intelligent animals ever
Damn its a shame they taste so good all fried up
Now they may rest in my stomach.
@@val_kaziga5026 i don`t know, never tried it. Also i like octopus/calamari to much to eat em
@@Lowkeygliding_rn Not for long.
@@alpha_1198 yeah, before I shi them out.
The Octopus family: Hey were did he go
Nick: ima cook a hole entire octopus
I had a braised octopus pasta a few months back and it was so tender and delicious. I couldn’t believe how good it was.
" I loved the salt massage, but my head's been removed. I can't process the feeling now "
swedish massages are feelable when dead