I was just looking through all of the songs/raps that she is a part, there are SOOO many bangers. She is so incredibly talented. If you listen to nerdcore on the gaming side you have absolutely heard her voice several time.
it actually reminded me that half life and portal are in the same universe, in fact black mesa and apeture are rivals. this reminded me of that, sorry for long comment
The way his rap vocals go right around at 1:23 - 1:27 with the beat (as well as the bit at 2:26 -2:28) just feels so perfect of a pacing groove for me, I love that! :D
"As one door closes, another open, but there are no key, see, i control them, my test has begun, now that you've we woken, your dreams of freedom, keep you in motion..." 💗
Recently watched my friend play Portal for the first time! His dead silent betrayed reaction when he was almost burned to death instead of getting cake cracked me up.
This song made me realize how much of a masterpiece portal 2 is, heck, it might be the single greatest videogame so far, the humour, gameplay, level design, puzzle design, plot, music, it's all perfect and I wouldn't have it any other way. There's a reason we don't have portal 3, and that's because you can't 1-up this game, and definitely won't for a while.
*Lyrics:* They trapped me inside of Aperture Science (crap) Where chatty AI's are lacking compliance (snap!) Been napping a while, the lab is so quiet (oh, woah) GLaDOS is yapping but I am happily silent (shh) I question if I should ask her for guidance (nope!) As I grab a device, a crafty appliance (cool) I'll get through hazardous trials, deadly assignments I've been traveling like a dimensional pilot (woo!) Bye gravity, I would rather defy it Why think inside of the box? I'm stepping outside it (wow) I was promised cake, but I'm back on a diet (damn!) And I've yet to decide if GLaDOS is lyin' (probably) She's acting all nice, she's actually violent (why?) Her cameras are live, she'll laugh as you're dying (bye!) Like the mass homicide of Aperture Science (guy!) "What happened to my morality? Fried it" That's it, GLaDOS, I quit! As one door closes Another opens But there are no keys See, I control them My test has begun Now that you've woken Your dreams of freedom Keep you in motion If I can't find a door to get through A portal will do, just connect orange and blue (true!) Ignore personality cores who try to be cordial (sure) A moral code ain't what that normally use (ooh!) I might have side effects of isolation (I'm ok) I spied somebody and then I tried to chase 'em (hey hey hey hey hey!) But all I'm finding is myself, I'm kinda shaken (ehhh) Feels like a paradox that I might be makin' (aaahh!) Am I flying down or fallin' up (fallin' up!) 'Cause the guide I had has gone corrupt (corrupt!) Yup The writing on the wall's enough (wall's enough!) To find all her lies, and call her bluff (call her bluff!) My companion cube I'm not forgetting you Remember all the times that you helped get me through Rest In Peace my friend, but your death's avengable When I make GLaDOS a sentient vegetable Forget the cake now that she's edible! As one door closes Another opens Life hands me lemons But I don't hold them I'm keeping secrets Can you decode them? I had a conscience But it was broken Another test, I can pass that (please!) Impossible? I think I'll have a crack at (easy!) Too bad that it took me this long to see GLaDOS snapped, and I'm nothing but her lab rat (oh nooo!) Fact - never mess with Aperture Science (why?) Accept death, 'cause they'll never ask for your silence (oh) "We do what we must because we can" So just lock 'em up, and run tests on them Black Mesa? (huh?) No competition (nope) It's in the name - Aperture got the vision (got the vision!) Bring your daughter to work if you want her missin' (want her missin'?) It'll become her grave, if it's not her prison This is a half-life that I can't live anymore in Just forming portals - wormholes I'm borin' But let me test out your turret performance As you send me off with an uplifting chorus! As one door closes Another opens You will have no friends Because you smoked them We all have secrets Now we can show them I know you well, Chell I'll let you go then I'll stay behind I like it inside More tests to run down here, and besides You've overcome all odds to survive We'll see how long you make it outside Surprised you're still alive It's time for you to die And I'll still be alive x6
Paradoxical Outcome that brings up a good f#%king point. If Valve are ever planning to release any sequels to their Cult Classics (Which by now I’m seriously doubting they will), why aren’t they then making any remakes? I would love to play a remaster of Half-Life 2 because the orange box on PS3 is just a bit too slow and clunky, so what gives?
LoneReaper 17 Yeah, play the games when you have the time. They’re really worth it, Glados (The main villain) however is a lot better in the second game. You could in fact just skip the first game entirely, unless if you wanna find “The Cake is a Lie.” In it.
I've been waiting and waiting for this rap to come out!!! I played all the Portal games, and after hearing this, it made me love the games even more!! Thank you so much for making this!!! :D
This music has the best style that it fits the whole definition of both " thinking outside the cube " and " when a portal closes, another one appears" and fit the game itself. I first played the second because the first was too damn hard but I managed to beat it... After finishing the second one. This game was my childhood and will be one of the best I played over the years.
Oh my god, how have I never seen this before?? Portal & Portal 2 are my favorite games of all time! Thank you so much for making this, this is awesome!!
The tought of GLaDOS actually singing the chorus throughout the games makes chills go down my spine. Like: The first one during the tests when Chell is dying The second after the potato thing And the third as the lift goes up and Chell is fading out of vision
Phrase in song "smoked friends" is because all the dead bodies of Aperture Science Workers were incinerated and because they dont pump up oxygen from Up, they just "recycle" the oxygen and pump it back in Aperture Science Enrichment Center, she can only breathe the same and the same thing again. (So yeah its Pretty messed up)
I love the Portal series. I don't know exactly what I find so luring about it, but the story, humor, characters, puzzles, It's just so amazing! This series, along with Half-Life and Team Fortress 2, are the 3 giants of Valve's work in my opinion, Half-life with its overarching story, and serious gameplay, Portal with the interesting gameplay, humor, and world it's built, tying itself in with Half-Life, and TF2, with its comedy, characters, and the sheer will to survive as its still popular, even after almost 18 years since its release. Valve may not be perfect in what they do, but they knocked it out of the park with these 3 games.
Andrea's chorus is really beautiful having her be the Vocals of GLaDOS is awesome
I was just looking through all of the songs/raps that she is a part, there are SOOO many bangers. She is so incredibly talented. If you listen to nerdcore on the gaming side you have absolutely heard her voice several time.
sounds like she is talking in a fan
@@comradecrust3068 Thats not her mic, thats just effects they put over her sections.
It's just basic logic
Fr
"life hands me lemons, but I don't hold them"
_glados doesn't have hands_
*The sound of laughter in the distance*
Glados: 😤
i love that XD
well she can control claws and such but they aren't a part of GLaDOS's body so yeah
*slow clapping*
"Oh good. That's still working"
good point lol i just thaught of that
Andrea : * a Little bit sad chorus *
Skull : "Forget the cake, now that she's edible!!"
That's why i love your Raps
Pani wilczek will you be my friend
you dont have to have hands to hold things
oops wrong person
lenny face
I'm obsessed with this song, Portal and Portal 2 are both my favorite games.
*I've already listened to this 25 times, actually counting.*
Actually counting unlike
ValvE
Those raps with Andrea are just IMPRESSIVE!
yeah boiiiiiiiiiiii
I agree
She's a painted bitch.
I know right
Andrea is really good she's perfect for every girl video game character
I love how you integrated the sound of the portals opening into the song itself . Great job!
I agree, it really creates a beat.
Ikr
They're in the whole song 😊
I know this is a 4 year old comment but, there are also sounds of the buttons being pressed in some part of the song.
"Forget the cake now that she's edible"
I laughed waaaay too hard at that.
i dont laugh anymore
Watch to much=not funny
Me 2
*_When she finally agrees to have sex_*
i wish we got the cake after all
8 years it was worth the wait
Midnight Dubstep definitely
Midnight Dubstep absolutely!
Completely!
Yup
Hah no
Ok using the portal sound effect as the beat?
*Genius*
The portal gun doesn't sound like that but it's better than the actual sound, also nice use of the word "Genius"
@@crowina_nutshell Umm, that's the sound the portal makes, so it's close enough
They really were thinking with portals
"What happened to my morality? fried it."
* throws morality core into incinerator *
Perfect text and visual, thank you.
"This is a half life that I can't live anymore in"
I see what you did there
Any true gamer would
it actually reminded me that half life and portal are in the same universe, in fact black mesa and apeture are rivals. this reminded me of that, sorry for long comment
The second I read this the dude said it...
I agree meme daddy
UPDATE TF2 AND MAKE HALF LIFE 3 AND MAKE A PORTAL 3
This just reminds me how portal is still my favorite game.
Rationality Here awesome!
So exactly which game did the character escape in
bt7274 fan well portal 2 is the one where Chell finally escapes.
Same, and the fan games to like portal stories Mel, portal prelude, ect...
A year later, I still get chills whenever I listen this song!
Mhm
4 years later, and this comment is STILL valid
How about now?
Wow, GLaDOS has some pipes!
Ava In Currant Red INDEED SHE DOES.....
Can anyone explain if glados was really a bad guy I'm not sure
And wires. And circuits. And *Caroline deleted* oh never mind
bt7274 fan SHE UHHHH FLIP FOPS BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL, SHE IS ACTUALY MORE OF AN AMORAL FORCE FOR SCIENCE.
Golden Freddy 's Family diner Basically, doing anything for science, no matter the consequences?
Holy shit the GLaDOS singing parts give me so many chills, amazing job
Absolutely love this! The way you used the portal gun blasts as a instrument essentially is really clever. Keep up the awesome work guys!
1:02 quite possibly the best chorus in any JT Music song
(prove me wrong)
"am i flying down or falling up? Cause the guide I had has gone corrupt"
that one guy which speedruns portal 24/7:
The way his rap vocals go right around at 1:23 - 1:27 with the beat (as well as the bit at 2:26 -2:28) just feels so perfect of a pacing groove for me, I love that! :D
My Autism demands that this song be on loop.
Same
Same lol
Frrr
Honestly real
Same
*I'm going to teleport back to the beginning of this song so I can listen to it again*
DEMONSLAYER 1177 That’s Not How Portals Work!
Markus Haahr thats how time portals work...dont look into the future btw
timbo slice wh... why?
Markus Haahr it doesnt matter, i was to late...America is building a bad wall
" Hey, you know, since songs are difficult to sing, why don't you just listen to this one, again ? "
#Wheatley
Seriously the best Portal song out there. Once again, JT Music has created a timeless masterpiece!
“When I make GLaDOS a sentient vegetable” LOL OH MY GOD okay favorite lyrics!
I see you sneaky half life reference
Well, that and turning GLaDOS into (not my moniker, but its good) POTaDOS. A potato, with GLaDOS's sentience.
But potatoes aren't vegetables they're carbs
@@ethanquill I actually forgot about this fact
"As one door closes, another open, but there are no key, see, i control them, my test has begun, now that you've we woken, your dreams of freedom, keep you in motion..."
💗
Why does that sound like something a Warden in a prison would say
@Cheryl Vollen
omg wow
Who else wants to see this song sung live
P.S. love your content
Hard to do a robotic voice live without edits
@@manstick3140 You could do it the way daft punk do it.
Let's not go that far.
I wanna see it
Recently watched my friend play Portal for the first time! His dead silent betrayed reaction when he was almost burned to death instead of getting cake cracked me up.
This was one of my favorite games back in the day
Black Smith amen
Black Smith yep
yes, agreeed
Anyone waiting on another?
Black Smith I still have this game
drop at 2:05 was synced so well with the video it gave me chills
"As one door closes... Another opens.." That is my life. A good opportunity fades away but a new one opens up.
Oof
Fat Doggo that’s sad T^T
thats everyones life
Nice sob story m8
Mines like that except no new doors open
Saw this on rooster teeth yesterday. So good
Nice
Loved the GLaDOS voice.
Her voice with these vocal effects, sure.
BlackMania hey who cares her voice Is great no matter what
Andrea Storm Kaden is also baby from the fnaf raps
"I had a conscience, but it was broken" gave me CHILLS-
1:43 "Am i flyin' down or fallin' up?"
Anyone Who Has Played Portal 2: *Relatable*
Imagine how amazing it would be if Harry101UK animated this.
ItsAsum yessss
Oh hell yea!
A lad can dream
Yes please!
*yes.*
0:58 OMG MORALITY CORE GOT A LINE AAHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE MORALITY CORE HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
It’s a shame the space core didn’t get any lines.
This song made me realize how much of a masterpiece portal 2 is, heck, it might be the single greatest videogame so far, the humour, gameplay, level design, puzzle design, plot, music, it's all perfect and I wouldn't have it any other way. There's a reason we don't have portal 3, and that's because you can't 1-up this game, and definitely won't for a while.
I’ve been subscribed as long as your original tf2 rap but this has be one of my favorite raps you’ve done.
me: oh wow jt made a portal song
me, 0.00000001 secs into the song: HOLY MAC AND CHEESE THEY USED PORTAL GUNS FOR THE BEAT
😂😂😂😂lol
😂😂😂😂lol
😂😂😂😂😂lol
Not funny,
Still laughed
@@verticalflyingb737 same
Better than I could've hoped. One of my favorite game franchises getting a rap!
WE'RE LISTEN ON FULL VOLUME ON THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Portal 3 confirmed?
Jokes aside, this was absolutely amazing!
Keep up the great work fellas.
0:33 you have obtained the burrito looking machine!! lemme take a selfie ahhhhhh!
Can we all agree that Andrea's part was the best
Yes
Drew Walters Wheatley is the best
Agree
Agree
the true blood channel yes
" 'We do what we must because we can' so just lock 'em up and run tests on them"
Is such a mood XD
Great job on the songs guys I love the chours and the end
I've just found this masterpiece and the feeling of Portal nostalgia is stunning. Thank you...
I saw this notification and I fell out of my chair then at the end I also fell out my chair XD my favorite game guys good job
Same
You fell twice? I guess it's time to get a new chair lol
6 years later this song still gives me chills
this was one of the first songs i heard by JT music, and i still love it, good on you guys
"am i flying down or falling up" is so genius
*Lyrics:*
They trapped me inside of Aperture Science (crap)
Where chatty AI's are lacking compliance (snap!)
Been napping a while, the lab is so quiet (oh, woah)
GLaDOS is yapping but I am happily silent (shh)
I question if I should ask her for guidance (nope!)
As I grab a device, a crafty appliance (cool)
I'll get through hazardous trials, deadly assignments
I've been traveling like a dimensional pilot (woo!)
Bye gravity, I would rather defy it
Why think inside of the box? I'm stepping outside it (wow)
I was promised cake, but I'm back on a diet (damn!)
And I've yet to decide if GLaDOS is lyin' (probably)
She's acting all nice, she's actually violent (why?)
Her cameras are live, she'll laugh as you're dying (bye!)
Like the mass homicide of Aperture Science (guy!)
"What happened to my morality? Fried it"
That's it, GLaDOS, I quit!
As one door closes
Another opens
But there are no keys
See, I control them
My test has begun
Now that you've woken
Your dreams of freedom
Keep you in motion
If I can't find a door to get through
A portal will do, just connect orange and blue (true!)
Ignore personality cores who try to be cordial (sure)
A moral code ain't what that normally use (ooh!)
I might have side effects of isolation (I'm ok)
I spied somebody and then I tried to chase 'em (hey hey hey hey hey!)
But all I'm finding is myself, I'm kinda shaken (ehhh)
Feels like a paradox that I might be makin' (aaahh!)
Am I flying down or fallin' up (fallin' up!)
'Cause the guide I had has gone corrupt (corrupt!)
Yup
The writing on the wall's enough (wall's enough!)
To find all her lies, and call her bluff (call her bluff!)
My companion cube
I'm not forgetting you
Remember all the times that you helped get me through
Rest In Peace my friend, but your death's avengable
When I make GLaDOS a sentient vegetable
Forget the cake now that she's edible!
As one door closes
Another opens
Life hands me lemons
But I don't hold them
I'm keeping secrets
Can you decode them?
I had a conscience
But it was broken
Another test, I can pass that (please!)
Impossible? I think I'll have a crack at (easy!)
Too bad that it took me this long to see
GLaDOS snapped, and I'm nothing but her lab rat (oh nooo!)
Fact - never mess with Aperture Science (why?)
Accept death, 'cause they'll never ask for your silence (oh)
"We do what we must because we can"
So just lock 'em up, and run tests on them
Black Mesa? (huh?)
No competition (nope)
It's in the name - Aperture got the vision (got the vision!)
Bring your daughter to work if you want her missin' (want her missin'?)
It'll become her grave, if it's not her prison
This is a half-life that I can't live anymore in
Just forming portals - wormholes I'm borin'
But let me test out your turret performance
As you send me off with an uplifting chorus!
As one door closes
Another opens
You will have no friends
Because you smoked them
We all have secrets
Now we can show them
I know you well, Chell
I'll let you go then
I'll stay behind I like it inside
More tests to run down here, and besides
You've overcome all odds to survive
We'll see how long you make it outside
Surprised you're still alive
It's time for you to die
And I'll still be alive x6
Dude the lyrics are litterally at the bottom of the screen
You forgot that small "the cake is a lie"
@TalonSkyrider // Talon364 yeah I guess that makes sense
Thx man.
You earned a fucking like
Damn, I forgot how good this one was!!!!
“This is a Half-life that I can’t live anymore”
JT Half-Life Rap Confirmed !!!
It’s just a reference/pun, seriously have you learnt nothing about JT Music’s raps?!
It's just poking fun, have you learned nothing about memes?
"We just wanna revisit these old classics we never got to do..." Hopefully that includes Half-Life.
Says the guy with a Minecraft profile pic
Paradoxical Outcome that brings up a good f#%king point. If Valve are ever planning to release any sequels to their Cult Classics (Which by now I’m seriously doubting they will), why aren’t they then making any remakes? I would love to play a remaster of Half-Life 2 because the orange box on PS3 is just a bit too slow and clunky, so what gives?
Wheatley is best robot friend ever. Well, until he tries to kill us, that it is...
yea, he was my favorite, of course they had to make him the bad guy :(
@@kakr4739 Yeah. I've learned to notice that the favorite character either dies or turns on the protagonist party.
@Lovelle Ring And definitely not just because he wants to get home...
@@magnusamann6806 Yeah *TOTALLY*
missed chance to say, until the part we he kills you
JTmusic never fails me to supply me with good listening material. IT'S GREAT!
I just started playing this game, and I love it. Thanks for this!
Never expected this. I feel I would understand this rap more if I actually played the game.
LoneReaper 17 You should play both of them. GO DO IT NOW!
same
LoneReaper 17 Yeah, play the games when you have the time. They’re really worth it, Glados (The main villain) however is a lot better in the second game. You could in fact just skip the first game entirely, unless if you wanna find “The Cake is a Lie.” In it.
paly it
Actually, this rap is full of spoilers, so beware. But really, you should play it, if not for a gameplay, just for endings ;)
This brings back memories.....
Me to
Ava In Currant Red Except for Glados, since she...
Wait, who did she deleted again, I can't find it in the records?
UR MEM
ikr
Oh it's easy, it was, uh... Ooh... WTF I FORGOT
5 years later, and this song still hits hard. I remember listening to this years ago! The parts where GlaDOS sings are the best!
I've been waiting and waiting for this rap to come out!!! I played all the Portal games, and after hearing this, it made me love the games even more!! Thank you so much for making this!!! :D
This music has the best style that it fits the whole definition of both " thinking outside the cube " and " when a portal closes, another one appears" and fit the game itself. I first played the second because the first was too damn hard but I managed to beat it... After finishing the second one. This game was my childhood and will be one of the best I played over the years.
I actually heard Meet the Crew before I heard this, so whenever I listen to it I imagine Scout trapped in Aperture Science.
I just loved it, there's nothing else to say, it's the most beautiful JTmusic song I've heard, Thank YOU.
Now I wanna play portal again
Why do you play portal again ?
@@FirefoxyLeGibus it's a good fucking game bro
@@du67ty80 I know but when you play portal one time you know the all of the game
Firefoxy Le Gibus It's the same with every game.
Boats Roach same
Normal people when they hear this song: Nice song.
Portal players: The cake is a lie.
The Cake is a pie
thank you for making this pure art for my ears!!
BRAVO! WHAT A VIDEO!🎉🎉🎉
*This is amazing i love it*
I realy like PortalGun 😀
No joke my new favorite song rn! I heard it the first time and first sec. OMG THEY FRICKIN USED THE PORTAL GUN SOUNDS FOR THE BEAT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3:14 the smasher fits perfectly with the song XD
Yes it does
Absolute banger
This is my my favorite game of all time
Neat work! Amazing song!
Keep it up. :)
Oh my god, how have I never seen this before?? Portal & Portal 2 are my favorite games of all time! Thank you so much for making this, this is awesome!!
I literally just saw it, and I've watched it probably seventy times now
broooo 5 years later this song never gets old
"Forget the cake, now that she's edible" made me laugh so hard and I don't know why
i question if i should ask her for guidance,
last time Wheatly tried to
no, you just had to press the-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I would love it if the lyric at 2:55 was, "this is a half life three can't live anymore in."🤣
they made a HL3 reference in their HL rap
The tought of GLaDOS actually singing the chorus throughout the games makes chills go down my spine.
Like:
The first one during the tests when Chell is dying
The second after the potato thing
And the third as the lift goes up and Chell is fading out of vision
you have no friends because you smoked them
WOW
This is the most likes i have ever gotten, thank you JT for making such a good lyric
@@andyhorton4690 smoke friends everyday
W E E D
That gave me flashbacks
People who turned on Friendly Fire be like:
Phrase in song "smoked friends" is because all the dead bodies of Aperture Science Workers were incinerated and because they dont pump up oxygen from Up, they just "recycle" the oxygen and pump it back in Aperture Science Enrichment Center, she can only breathe the same and the same thing again. (So yeah its Pretty messed up)
The ''thats it glados i quit'' was awesome
Unfortunately Valve can’t count to 3
Haha! comedy.
@@hellfiregaming9401 HAHA comedy
Loolookoooloollolooolojahahahahahhahahajahhahahahajajajajajjqqjahhahahqhahha
im feeling like portal is the last valve game that need a third one. the ending was pretty much perfect, perhaps a spin-off starring the rattman?
That's why they should be put in charge of WW3
love the use of portal sounds at the beginning
The lyric "this is a half-life that I can't live anymore" is very clever
Love this song.
Legends we reunite to an incredible track
This is the best JT rap on UA-cam! 😁
I've been waiting for this longer than half life 3
The choruses on this song are 👌👌👌
Finally yeeeeeees 🤟
Who else is here in the middle of Quarentine, Circa 2021, listing back to older JT songs?
This is actually a nice follow-up to the series’ 10th anniversary (which occurred on October 10, 2017).
Oh and there will be an anniversary too in 2021 for Portal 2
I can not wait to see animation
Theres bound to be a sfm for this eventually
This makes me think- they really missed out not making glaDOS into a lemon-
Omg
*HAVE YOU SEEN MY LEMONS*
I mean you could have just in the end used her as a combustable lemon and use it too kill weathey
Spinel the Stretchy, GLaDOS Is too good to be Killed. She needs to be kept alive for her Wholesome Snarky Remarks And Insults.
Peridot
- nope you little triangle - blow her up !
JUST FOUND THIS, LITERAL NEW FAVORITE SONG. SO HAPPY JT MADE A PORTAL SONG AT SOME POINT!!
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
You said that 3 times ..... Portal 3 confirmed!
IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
@@Ringmaster777 yes 🔼
The pie is a spy
The cake is a spy
That's honestly pretty good
Also, Andrea did a wonderful job doing the GLaDOS impression!
Harry101UK, write that down
I love the Portal series. I don't know exactly what I find so luring about it, but the story, humor, characters, puzzles, It's just so amazing! This series, along with Half-Life and Team Fortress 2, are the 3 giants of Valve's work in my opinion, Half-life with its overarching story, and serious gameplay, Portal with the interesting gameplay, humor, and world it's built, tying itself in with Half-Life, and TF2, with its comedy, characters, and the sheer will to survive as its still popular, even after almost 18 years since its release. Valve may not be perfect in what they do, but they knocked it out of the park with these 3 games.
I really hope that when half life 3 happens we see a lot of aperture stuff
Jt music always makes the best bridges in songs
"As you send me off with an uplifting chorus" leads straight into the *actual chorus*
*bruh*