@@noobnoob8922 it all started with my main man eru iluvitar right, boi was lonely, made some homies, started this bonkers jam session. It was Melkor who shredded a sick solo and Eru was like "yo dat was slick improf tho and I respect that, but we a band and you follow the lead k?" So morgoth(the artist formerly known as melkor) was like aight I'm outta here going solo. So the band split and everybody was going solo or being featured in someone else's album. Meanwhile morgoth was prepping this nasty diss track. So beef goes down, shit gets thrown around. morgoth ruining the light towers and 2 trees albums with his filth. Mofo gets put in jail where he be pumpin iron and straight up dominates the entire crib, planning his great breakout...
"According to “Beneath the Thunder: Forging a Battle of Five Armies” on The Appendices Part 12, the five armies refer to Men, Elves, Dwarves, the Orcs of Dol Guldur, and the Orcs of Mount Gundabad"
The wolves were a separate army because they didn't even like the goblins; they just let the goblins ride them because it was a guaranteed meal whenever the goblin slew something. Also I think most of the wolves involved in that battle weren't being ridden (for much the same reason), hence there were separate waves of riderless wolves.
Will Becker how the fuck would Santa have gold he fucking gives toys to every GODAMN child in the world and buys unprocessed coal to put in a red and leather sock
Biggest life dilemma: Watch Funhaus livestreams and have no new content for a whole week,or watch videos and ignore livestream but see less content. Fuck.
Rhinestone Uppsala Always done the exact same but for some reason watching this video and a few others got me a bit indifferent to watch it or not.Maybe I'll go edit and then livestream.
I find it's inconsistent. Some hour streams are full of little moments that are wonderful, and potentially contain your favorite jokes, but the edited ones have all kinds of interesting additions to enhance the jokes. Some streams are much more worth watching than others though, and don't forget you can still find a bunch of inside gaming streams which are still gold. My favorite streams are the My Summer Car series. If you want to find streams search "funhaus unlisted streams".
You dare to defy the Jingoistic Lakeetra? I watched them there.Pretty much all of them have been seen and still go for the occasional repeat for the golden ones.And My Summer Car is hilarious,that and the drunk streams.
Right yeah, the drunk streams are also fantastic to watch live. I just wish the Cunt life had the earlier streams available, but I don't think they actually exist on the internet anymore.
the thing about funhaus that I love is the fact that even though I saw this recording live, the funny edits and photoshops are more than enough to keep you coming back. and this goes for all the shows. Top work from the editors one and all. keep the amazing content coming
I don't think I ever expected to watch Santa, his two T-Rexes, the entire Persian army, and a random group of US infantry to fight an undead apocalypse for gold
By the way, the battle of the five armies consisted of The Men Of Lake Town, Dwarves From The Iron Hills, The Elvis Of Mirkwood, The Orcs From Dol Guldur and the Goblins From Gundabad. Yes I know you don't care, But I love LOTR/The Hobbit and I'm a big nerd. Thank you guys for all the content you make, I always enjoy watching you guys. Oops Elves not Elvis. (Left it in because it is funny).
It always amazes me that some dude with 650 UA-cam tutorials can make a product this grand and awesome but we're _still_ getting stuff like Gods of Egypt.
I hate to be the one to break it to James, but Santa... he isn't, he isn't gonna make it. He has stage 3 pancreatic cancer and its spread to his liver and lungs. Despite the best efforts that doctors around the world have put towards his recovery, Santa is dying. If he survives to Christmas, it will be his last. I am sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but it's better I tell you instead of Joel.
To counter James argument on there only being 4 armies in Battle of the Five Armies there were actually 5 armies. The dwarves led by Ironfoot is the first, the elven army is the second, the first orc army that came in from the mountain is the third, the second orc army that came in to attack the city would be considered the fourth, and the small army of people led by Bard would be the fifth. So James, there are indeed, 5 armies.
Yes! I've been waiting for this to come out! It was recently updated with Sci-Fi units, Jedi etc and it added some more units each faction so I hope you guys play it again with the new stuff!
If I'm correct I believe that there were two orc armies, the one in the beginning and then the ones that come in later with the bats, then the elves, the dwarves living in the mountain, and then the dwarf brother. Counting to a total 5 armies
Man I hope y'all know how much joy y'all bring me (probably all of "us"). It's really a unique entertainment experience to tune in everyday (which I FUCKIN do) and get to see people you really enjoy. It's like an oasis when my work and life put me around awkwardness and dreadful people almost everyday. I just want y'all to know you are appreciated. (Tupac voice)
Did anyone notice where it says "Notorious"? (I thought it was cute when Elyse quietly sang Duran Duran's "Notorious" at 1:23) It actually says "Victorious", which makes a little more sense. It just looks that way because the "V" and the "i" are spaced too close together, and are overlapping each other. And in that font, the "c" almost looks like an "o" because the bottom curve on the "c" extends almost all the way back up to the upper right. If you look at another word like "click" at 4:13, that's what it looks like there, too.
Apparently the reason the last Hobbit movie was so bad was something like the original director just fricken left like a third of the way through and so the new guy had to direct it with no context and was just as confused as we were watching it.
Classic Trash Dog! May we always remember his shenanigans in our hearts. Wait, what do you mean he's still alive?! Goddammit! Those good-for-nothing hitmen!
Hi funhaus, thx for being you! You've killed all other competition when it comes to entertainment on youtube for me (I dont complain. You guys are amazin, yes without the g because you are real G's also). Keep it up
James, you wound all the Tolkien fans here. The Wild Wolves and Eagles are their own armies because they are their own people. The eagles don't really participate in the actual battle other than the very end. And while the Wild Wolves act as mounts for the Goblins, it's because those armies are allied with each other.
If you didn't see the stream of this, the Santa vs Zombies fight felt like it went on longer than the fucking LOTR movies combined, but I could not stop watching. It was Tantric Gaming.
the wargs are the fifth army. considering they are a fully sentient and talking race, and not mindless beast forced to fight for the orcs as depicted in the movie's, they are their own army that has choose to ally it self with the orcs.
in the final moments of this battle i raised my arms above my head in victory... and then realized that i was just sitting in bed with my arms held up for no reason, as the remains of a totinos party pizza spilled out from the plate that had been sitting on my lap
My wifi is always a little slow in the morning making the video lag from time to time. Normally I'd be upset, but considering the game they're playing, it felt as if Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator was actually running on my laptop. Great immersion/10.
I saw Chuck Norris with his family too!! We were at some seafood restaurant/shop at Bodega Bay and it was completely empty. except for my family and his. I looked at my parents and told them that's Chuck Norris, but they didn't believe me and they wouldn't let me get a picture with him, so I had to watch him walk away with his family. Then my dad went over to look at some of the fresh fish and a worker was on her phone with a friend or something saying that Chuck Norris was there. My dad came back to me and said "you were right, that was Chuck Norris". That pissed me off the most, because I probably would've just told myself it wasn't actually him and forgot about it.
oh yeah the classic battle between the orcs and the penguins, just like from the books
Damnnnnnn broo your EDGE is off the ChArTz!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!
And instead of Beorn they have Santa Claus as their heavy.
Trash Dog feasts upon your poorly thought out comments.
riv just like Batman Returns
Ah, yes, a classic tale of two brave continents (yes continents)
Cut to the Willems household every Christmas and we see Elyse dressed up as Santa telling James he has been very good this year.
Collin Hanson Kinky
Collin Hanson but Santa is real, so why would elyse dress up as him?
That is impossible. James would never have a female as a hero.
Collin Hanson kinkyyyyyyyy
Kody H because she'd be doing his job for him. you don't dress up as a nurse and then go work as a nurse
They might've lost everything, but they saved Christmas.
Finally a chance to display my Tolkien knowledge!!
Oh you all left already...
Hey I'm with ya
Two years later and I wait eagerly on the edge of my seat for you to show, not just me but the world, your vast wisdom of Tolkien's mythos.
Still waiting...
I think he's gone guys....
@@noobnoob8922 it all started with my main man eru iluvitar right, boi was lonely, made some homies, started this bonkers jam session. It was Melkor who shredded a sick solo and Eru was like "yo dat was slick improf tho and I respect that, but we a band and you follow the lead k?" So morgoth(the artist formerly known as melkor) was like aight I'm outta here going solo. So the band split and everybody was going solo or being featured in someone else's album. Meanwhile morgoth was prepping this nasty diss track. So beef goes down, shit gets thrown around. morgoth ruining the light towers and 2 trees albums with his filth. Mofo gets put in jail where he be pumpin iron and straight up dominates the entire crib, planning his great breakout...
"According to “Beneath the Thunder: Forging a Battle of Five Armies” on The Appendices Part 12, the five armies refer to Men, Elves, Dwarves, the Orcs of Dol Guldur, and the Orcs of Mount Gundabad"
"Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun."
I actually started clapping and smiling as santa striked down his last foe
t
cenesm *struck
The wolves were a separate army because they didn't even like the goblins; they just let the goblins ride them because it was a guaranteed meal whenever the goblin slew something. Also I think most of the wolves involved in that battle weren't being ridden (for much the same reason), hence there were separate waves of riderless wolves.
Very, very entertaining. May we have some more?
You may...
have herpes
Arcadius 256 Watch their live stream.
0:05 hope that Trash Dog movie gonna b lit. I waited 2 years for it
Trash Dog never happened :(
Nothing was as intense as Santa's penultimate stand against the zombies. 🤣
The Battle for Santa's Gold or Whatever
Part one of the Funhaus Cinematic Universe...FCU.
No there's is backwards kinda. The ;FUNHAUS UNIVERSE CINMEATICS. THE FUC
I heard their gonna do a crossover with Transformers, and Men In Black
Will Becker how the fuck would Santa have gold he fucking gives toys to every GODAMN child in the world and buys unprocessed coal to put in a red and leather sock
Will Becker his ass is BROKE
No Funhaus video is complete without a DUCU reference.
Biggest life dilemma: Watch Funhaus livestreams and have no new content for a whole week,or watch videos and ignore livestream but see less content. Fuck.
El_Sarcasm• I watch both. By the time they edit the video I already forgot enough details to have an unexpected sensible chuckle here and there.
Rhinestone Uppsala Always done the exact same but for some reason watching this video and a few others got me a bit indifferent to watch it or not.Maybe I'll go edit and then livestream.
I find it's inconsistent. Some hour streams are full of little moments that are wonderful, and potentially contain your favorite jokes, but the edited ones have all kinds of interesting additions to enhance the jokes. Some streams are much more worth watching than others though, and don't forget you can still find a bunch of inside gaming streams which are still gold. My favorite streams are the My Summer Car series. If you want to find streams search "funhaus unlisted streams".
You dare to defy the Jingoistic Lakeetra? I watched them there.Pretty much all of them have been seen and still go for the occasional repeat for the golden ones.And My Summer Car is hilarious,that and the drunk streams.
Right yeah, the drunk streams are also fantastic to watch live. I just wish the Cunt life had the earlier streams available, but I don't think they actually exist on the internet anymore.
We need more of this
the thing about funhaus that I love is the fact that even though I saw this recording live, the funny edits and photoshops are more than enough to keep you coming back. and this goes for all the shows. Top work from the editors one and all. keep the amazing content coming
I love how Lawrence sees that there's no wolf army and logically goes to penguins.
I'll be impressed if the editor can get Joel to re-enact whatever James said
I don't think I ever expected to watch Santa, his two T-Rexes, the entire Persian army, and a random group of US infantry to fight an undead apocalypse for gold
Funhaus memes!! Funhaus memes!! Come get your Funhaus memes here!! Get 'em while they're still relevant!!!!
Still Relevant? You posses the powers of Time-Travel!?
Guide me wizard.
Very good video, I would like to see more battles.
12:47 missed out on a good photoshop opportunity
12:04 My god, James' childlike naivety seems so genuine. He is a hell of an actor.
i thought i already saw this then i realized i already caught the live stream
Oh that's where I remember it from.
3:50 "Today's weather: Mostly sunny, with some sun"
By the way, the battle of the five armies consisted of The Men Of Lake Town, Dwarves From The Iron Hills, The Elvis Of Mirkwood, The Orcs From Dol Guldur and the Goblins From Gundabad. Yes I know you don't care, But I love LOTR/The Hobbit and I'm a big nerd. Thank you guys for all the content you make, I always enjoy watching you guys.
Oops Elves not Elvis. (Left it in because it is funny).
Because someone brought it up, I was talking about the movie, not the book. I know the book is different.
Holy shit Elvis is canon in The Lord of The Rings?
Yes, Elvis did the score.
Pro tip: if you hold a button on the mouse while removing the USB from the computer it will continue to do that button until you press it again
It always amazes me that some dude with 650 UA-cam tutorials can make a product this grand and awesome but we're _still_ getting stuff like Gods of Egypt.
Well, I think it's safe to say that I need more of this. So much fun to watch.
The Silmarillion is awesome
This was so cool!
I hate to be the one to break it to James, but Santa... he isn't, he isn't gonna make it. He has stage 3 pancreatic cancer and its spread to his liver and lungs. Despite the best efforts that doctors around the world have put towards his recovery, Santa is dying. If he survives to Christmas, it will be his last. I am sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but it's better I tell you instead of Joel.
And Santa's naughty list shrank 100% that Christmas, what a successful Slay ride ladies and gentlemen!!
Going back and re-watching this, James imitating Joel 08:42 sounds more like Sheriff from Mr. Pickles lol
"and the snow on the ground"
To counter James argument on there only being 4 armies in Battle of the Five Armies there were actually 5 armies. The dwarves led by Ironfoot is the first, the elven army is the second, the first orc army that came in from the mountain is the third, the second orc army that came in to attack the city would be considered the fourth, and the small army of people led by Bard would be the fifth. So James, there are indeed, 5 armies.
Man today was a rough day & the sight of penguins charging into battle was just what I needed to turn the mood around!
1 drunk Lawrence vs 9 thousand zombies, that's what I want to simulate.
Yes! I've been waiting for this to come out! It was recently updated with Sci-Fi units, Jedi etc and it added some more units each faction so I hope you guys play it again with the new stuff!
I hope you guys make more episodes of this.
I love that even though Joel dosen't work for them anymore they still find ways to make fun of him
Omg, please do more of this. I'll even buy some merch if necessary
i wanna see more of this
CrunchyPuppy Watch the live stream
If I'm correct I believe that there were two orc armies, the one in the beginning and then the ones that come in later with the bats, then the elves, the dwarves living in the mountain, and then the dwarf brother. Counting to a total 5 armies
Man I hope y'all know how much joy y'all bring me (probably all of "us"). It's really a unique entertainment experience to tune in everyday (which I FUCKIN do) and get to see people you really enjoy. It's like an oasis when my work and life put me around awkwardness and dreadful people almost everyday. I just want y'all to know you are appreciated. (Tupac voice)
I know it sounds like comment show bait but fuck you it's true
Please play more of this! this is hilarious
2:46
Loved Steven Suptic's cameo.
James Angel Origin Story: He only acts like an angel because he wants to be nice for Santa.
Did anyone notice where it says "Notorious"? (I thought it was cute when Elyse quietly sang Duran Duran's "Notorious" at 1:23) It actually says "Victorious", which makes a little more sense. It just looks that way because the "V" and the "i" are spaced too close together, and are overlapping each other. And in that font, the "c" almost looks like an "o" because the bottom curve on the "c" extends almost all the way back up to the upper right. If you look at another word like "click" at 4:13, that's what it looks like there, too.
Simply amazing. I would watch this way quicker than the Battle of the Five Armies.
Thanks for all the hard work you guys put into these videos for us :]
Apparently the reason the last Hobbit movie was so bad was something like the original director just fricken left like a third of the way through and so the new guy had to direct it with no context and was just as confused as we were watching it.
JAMES I TOTALLY AGREE ABOUT THE "FIVE" ARMIES!!
Tough sledding for Santa, but still a valiant effort.
fiuuh, for a minute there i thought they are not joking about Santa not real, i'm a good boy
Yeah, James! I could never figure out what the fifth army was. There were only four.
Dwarves, elves, lakemen, orcs, small army of goblin mercenaries that show up on the frozen waterfall. 5 armies
I'm so happy they checked their options first. That's exactly what I do every time I play a new game
Classic Trash Dog! May we always remember his shenanigans in our hearts.
Wait, what do you mean he's still alive?! Goddammit! Those good-for-nothing hitmen!
Hi funhaus, thx for being you! You've killed all other competition when it comes to entertainment on youtube for me (I dont complain. You guys are amazin, yes without the g because you are real G's also). Keep it up
James I'm with you on there only being four armies. I was telling everyone that after the movie, but they all thought I was being dumb.
One person fills the city with zombies .. another person who wasnt looking has to get our of the city ,, that would be fun to watch
I could watch vids like this all day
I am a proud Persian, and I do too accept that "Persians are gonna win" by Buff Muscly James Willam.
Joel is like Bruce Wayne in the DC cinematic universe. There's just a little sprinkle of him sometimes.
Has it really got to the point now where I'm watching people watch video games?
Tom Sapwell and the problem is?
Tom Sapwell yes... yes it has...
James R No, the future is watching a reaction video about a reaction video reacting to this video.
pls tell me they made this video before ? I keep thinking they used footage from another video
Dante Escalante what happens is you watch the live stream then forget you watched it and its a crazy dejavu. happens to me a lot
OMG thank you james I've been saying there were only 4 armies since i saw the movie!
im not alone anymore
The soldiers at around 9:10 have been watching too much of The Walking Dead season 8 season premiere
Their really holding this DUCU joke and I dig it
"Today's weather: Mostly sunny with some sun"
MegaSanta!? First Steve and Larson had Fun Hoss now is this FH firing back against MechaSanta? The feud continues to build
James, you wound all the Tolkien fans here. The Wild Wolves and Eagles are their own armies because they are their own people. The eagles don't really participate in the actual battle other than the very end. And while the Wild Wolves act as mounts for the Goblins, it's because those armies are allied with each other.
The weathers seams legit. "Mostly sunny with some sun"
I hope you guys play this game more often
I watched a solid three minutes of this, not remembering that I had watched this stream, and was very confused.
there was a human army in the movie as well james but it was counted as the elven army
1:20
Holy shit. He killed all those tables. Lmfao
Someone remind me to watch this video on this upcoming Christmas
If you didn't see the stream of this, the Santa vs Zombies fight felt like it went on longer than the fucking LOTR movies combined, but I could not stop watching. It was Tantric Gaming.
Oh of course, the age old battle of zombies vs. a t-rex & santa, otherwise known as the Persians. (10:30 for reference)
10:45 "Todays Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun"
A tyrannosaurus rex throwing up rainbows? Count me in.
More of this please.
Well, I'd say that the five armies in the movie are actually: Orcs, Goblins, Men, Dwarves, and Elves.
So you get a game where you can make massive armies fight... and you spend an hour as Santa running around with a candy can
What a great video, please make a part 2
the wargs are the fifth army. considering they are a fully sentient and talking race, and not mindless beast forced to fight for the orcs as depicted in the movie's, they are their own army that has choose to ally it self with the orcs.
in the final moments of this battle i raised my arms above my head in victory...
and then realized that i was just sitting in bed with my arms held up for no reason, as the remains of a totinos party pizza spilled out from the plate that had been sitting on my lap
On the second day look to the east santa, and you'll find me. *Christ decends and raises the zombies back into elves*
We need more of this game!!!!
This is WAY better than Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
My wifi is always a little slow in the morning making the video lag from time to time. Normally I'd be upset, but considering the game they're playing, it felt as if Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator was actually running on my laptop. Great immersion/10.
I totally agree with James on this one there were only four armies
u guys should make a series out of this game
James, if the horses were sentient, they would count as a different army.
“Wait, do the tables attack?”
“They’re TABLES, BRUCE!”
You gotta do more of this with more battles. It was funny with the jokes and such. Throw Adam in.
If they had lost at the very end to like 5 zombies I would have been miserable all day long.
10:55 "Mostly Sunny With Some Sun"
I laughed way too much at the santa and jesus predator high five bit
Alternate Title: "The one where they don't understand the power of sheer numbers."
I saw Chuck Norris with his family too!! We were at some seafood restaurant/shop at Bodega Bay and it was completely empty. except for my family and his. I looked at my parents and told them that's Chuck Norris, but they didn't believe me and they wouldn't let me get a picture with him, so I had to watch him walk away with his family. Then my dad went over to look at some of the fresh fish and a worker was on her phone with a friend or something saying that Chuck Norris was there. My dad came back to me and said "you were right, that was Chuck Norris". That pissed me off the most, because I probably would've just told myself it wasn't actually him and forgot about it.