@@i-series8596 the car story is Dacia Sandero on James May in Romania and remember on series 14 with Aston Martin, Ferrari, Lamborghini, but the black Lamborghini is crashed Dacia 1310 Break on the village I saw that and the Lamborghini is damaged bumper, James May I bought a car Dacia Sandero with Romania plates in Bucharest and part 1 and part 2 in Constanța and parked Dacia Sandero is hit by Romanian lorry and looking Dacia Sandero on right impact side and damaged is broken?
Don't be salty, could've been a great Blitzkrieg if it just hadn't been a terrible idea in so many ways (actually war is rarely a good idea, especially if it's a stupid war based on a racist Weltanschauung)
@@siangetz8808 capturing France is not too tough, considering we're talking about France who surrender as soon as they can but you can't really expect to just be able to keep an ally of the (back then) strongest world power for good
Arne Hurnik If I remember correctly, I saw a comment in another video that said that Clarkson is showing the picture of a man having sex with a car exhaust pipe.
This is one of those quintessential top gear clips; if somebody wanted to know all about top gear in less than ten minutes this is what you’d show them
Jeremy: "Why aren't you a Formula 1 racing driver?" Girl: "I don't think I'd be quick enough" Jeremy: "You would be quick enough, have you tried it?" Girl: "No, not yet" xD And you never will, tanning salon girl... you never will....
The perfect Top Gear news segment, too many quotable moments “Have you been on the internet again? Yes I have” is probs my favourite alongside the best Dacia Great news joke! Seriously this segment just defines the unintentional and intelligent brilliance of Old Top Gear, though they won’t show it, Hamster, Slow and Jezza are the elements that made it work
ok hate that thing they do in motor sports for me I find weird, why have a seperate series for the opposite gender its not like the sport and restricted to that one gender anyways, a woman has limbs a brain and infact lighter than man biologically, so why have a seperate series for woman if there isnt even a restriction for women drivers in the first place? infact why are there less women in motor sports in general
"I'm bored with spain at the moment. Fernando Alonso, Formula one; most succesful driver there. Then there's Nadal in tennis, they've won the UA in championships, they've nicked all our airports, they've nicked all our fish, they've nicked all our building societies, they bite the heads off prawns, they throw donkeys off of tower blocks, and they stab cows!"
0:44-0:56, that's a brilliant bit. That's what I use as an example when someone says something really stupid, I'll say "that's like saying I know who won the Grand Prix, it was a man."
"Good news!"
"WHAT?!"
"The Dac-... *bursts out in laughter*"
FG47 they know what it is!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH good times
"Good news!"
"What?!"
The Dac-... *bursts out in laughter*"
@@alessiogabrielnicolae5496 Why did you type it again
@@i-series8596 the car story is Dacia Sandero on James May in Romania and remember on series 14 with Aston Martin, Ferrari, Lamborghini, but the black Lamborghini is crashed Dacia 1310 Break on the village I saw that and the Lamborghini is damaged bumper, James May I bought a car Dacia Sandero with Romania plates in Bucharest and part 1 and part 2 in Constanța and parked Dacia Sandero is hit by Romanian lorry and looking Dacia Sandero on right impact side and damaged is broken?
This 7 minute clip is better than every episode of the New Top gear combined...
reece callow yep
Yes it is.
No the one with Kristen Scott Thomas is better.
Top Ground Gear Force
reece callow or any episode of The Grand Tour
"But he's not a racing driver...let's be honest he dabbled with both" gold
Absolute comedy platinum.
Jeremy’s comically earnest “What?” was delivered perfectly, hence James and Richard (and me) cracking up.
omg hahaha that james may joke about the germans "over-doing it, like they did on their french holiday in 1939" was some serious savagery.
Don't be salty, could've been a great Blitzkrieg if it just hadn't been a terrible idea in so many ways (actually war is rarely a good idea, especially if it's a stupid war based on a racist Weltanschauung)
Die Legende They only went to war because they where told to leave
he got that wrong, the holiday was in 1940 to France, 1939 was Poland
@@dielegende9141 but wait their "french holiday" was pretty successful, wasn't it? They captured France in less time than the blink of an eyelid.
@@siangetz8808 capturing France is not too tough, considering we're talking about France who surrender as soon as they can but you can't really expect to just be able to keep an ally of the (back then) strongest world power for good
"Anybody from Spain here, GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!!"
Abood Alshawaf. One of my favorite moments.
Abood Alshawaf and the uk don t make tea bags in people , in videogames.PS: i am spanish
GREAT NEWS!
😂😂😂😂😂
May is easily the funniest. He’s just not aware of it.
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well
Lol May is the best
May: Hello
Funny... I'm not aware of it either.
And that actually makes him funnier
5:54 may: Great News!
Clarkson: *WHAT?*
me: (laughs too hard at 5am)
I miss the "the news" so much RIP Top Gear :( ..
Ground Tour is the new topgear
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Conversation Street is quite good too just i miss the TG studio ambience a bit
Grand tour conversation street
Watched this a few times and only just noticed
“It looks like the Stig’s helmet”
“Yeah, in white”
J eagles rip black stig
Have you been on the internet again ? Yes i have!
And I found this!
TheFilipinoCharmeleon OH GOD!
Nuno
And also thid
Fred Schriks I have
Arne Hurnik If I remember correctly, I saw a comment in another video that said that Clarkson is showing the picture of a man having sex with a car exhaust pipe.
Just once, we'd like to see what Jeremy found on the internet.
It wasn't something you'd enjoy looking at
@@tommybason6057 I still want to see it
@@tommybason6057 how did you find out? And that's also suspiciously specific.
@@bluefoxy6478 someone commented it on another video
It’s on UA-cam
This is one of those quintessential top gear clips; if somebody wanted to know all about top gear in less than ten minutes this is what you’d show them
[ sign not in use ] *audience laughs
James: “It’s not even true” lololololol
The way they connect is simply amazing.
May : GREAT NEWS
Clarkson : WHAT?!
Ahahahahah they way Clarkson reacts and James laughter kills me
this has to be one of the most iconic "the news" segments in top gear history
"Anybody from Spain here?"
"YES!"
"Give me my fish back!" LOL
"Nasty whine coming from your engine sir"
"Yes I know, it's a South African"
South African wine is actually good
@@DavidAttenbraai I second that.
Nic Trafford you can say that again.
1:45 my mum whenever I say did u know
Sign not in use on a sign is the only paradox that'll work on Wheatley.
"We are being governed by imbeciles" - Clarkson, predicting the future
Well, when it's the past and the present, it's not that hard to predict he future.
Tjalve Tell me what’s going to happen 5 years in the future.
@@visveee6678 We're all going to be dead 🙄
and the past
and the present
thats what you get when you let old people vote
Matt no
Hammond: "have you been on the internet again?"
Clarkson: "yes I have!"
This 7 minutes clip epitomises the formula that made old top gear so great
The red sign is lying because it's being used to tell you it's not in use.
I love trickery.....💖💖💖💖💖💖
It's to cause robots to selfdestruct. They can't handle logic paradoxes.
This has been recommended to me and it’s been the best seven minutes of the week
Jeremy Clarkson: feminist icon
I want to like it but it's on 69
@@cranjismcbaseball6445 nows your chance
@@benocq thank you I will never forget this moment
"ITS THE NWWWWWWEEEEEESSSSS"
There is absolutely no way the BBC would let this slide today.
Love the way Jeremy says it's the news! 😂
I love how they addressed the issue with female racing drivers.
My favorite TG news segment of all time.
“Lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win, go a little bit faster than all the others”
GREAT NEWS!! 5:54
WHAT?1
The Dac..... *fails*
Gigidag77 everyone start laughing
@@jasonlamgt180evo8 The Dacia Sandero has gone for sale in left hand drive market
Nice, now
"give me my fish back"
NO
I can't believe most of the best top gear news clips are all in this news segment
Best news segment of top gear history
The wine/whine joke is one of my favorite ever
0:00
*"E- IT'S THE NEOOS"*
This may have been the best news segment in the history of top gear.
Great News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i actually replayed that bit 10 times,cuz i was laughing so hard)
This is comedy gold.
This one is iconic
The good old days of top gear how we miss you.
This may be the best news ever on top gear
Haha James's German accents is 👌
Excellent news as always
5:54
May: Great news!
Clarkson: WHAT??
Hilarious
the Dacia Sandero bit must be the longest lasting meme ever
Jeremy: "Why aren't you a Formula 1 racing driver?"
Girl: "I don't think I'd be quick enough"
Jeremy: "You would be quick enough, have you tried it?"
Girl: "No, not yet" xD
And you never will, tanning salon girl... you never will....
but anyway, she's hot... I don't care if she is fast or slow...
@@DIZAZZO how can you tell shes hot? Could barely see her
@@daveshaw9344
Dude, make an appointment with an Ophthalmologist.
Thank me later.
One of the best news episode
The perfect Top Gear news segment, too many quotable moments
“Have you been on the internet again? Yes I have” is probs my favourite alongside the best Dacia Great news joke! Seriously this segment just defines the unintentional and intelligent brilliance of Old Top Gear, though they won’t show it, Hamster, Slow and Jezza are the elements that made it work
1:57 look at Jeremys laptop bottom right
Why does it stop at 'east anglia' rather than 'that's the end of the news'?
I was looking forward to the Alfa Romeo challenge...
one of the vew occations May actually has good humor. And i love it how they always make references to World war 2
St Jeremy, Captain Slow and the Hamster at their insulting and brilliant best.....
0:59
Female Nascar Drivers: Am I a joke to you?
Nascar itself is a joke
@@R1ku994 Agreed..... NASCAR is a disgrace to the motorsports world
"a tanning salon? I have no idea- Richard what's that"
I so miss this....
James May is Ron Pickering.
Best news ever
2:05 the best moment
ITS THE NOOWS
Jeremy clearly hadn't heard of Danica Patrick at this time...
Gimme my fish back! 😂
the look on hammonds face when james makes the germans in 1939 comment hahaha
"Anybody from Spain here ? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK ! "
Well, ....they just did. Took 'em 11 years.
S'pose that's quite fast for them though.
holy shit this is the news from the first ever episode of top gear that i watched :D
“Why aren’t there any female racing driver?”
Well Jeremy, let me tell you about the new W-series
ok hate that thing they do in motor sports for me I find weird, why have a seperate series for the opposite gender its not like the sport and restricted to that one gender anyways, a woman has limbs a brain and infact lighter than man biologically, so why have a seperate series for woman if there isnt even a restriction for women drivers in the first place? infact why are there less women in motor sports in general
@@renz1013 exactly.
0:00 it's the *_NEEEEEEWWWWWWWS_*
Greatest sign i saw was "is you indicator still on?"
"Meet in a car park near East Anglia." That could be Yorkshire, Cheshire or Sussex. That could be Iceland if you think globally .
oh how I miss this ❤️😭
2 bits that made it into the ‘most offensive’ compilation, huh?
This was the best episode they have ever Made
"I'm bored with spain at the moment. Fernando Alonso, Formula one; most succesful driver there. Then there's Nadal in tennis, they've won the UA in championships, they've nicked all our airports, they've nicked all our fish, they've nicked all our building societies, they bite the heads off prawns, they throw donkeys off of tower blocks, and they stab cows!"
Yeah you don't need to repeat it
*UEFA
@@sausage7383Nor did you need to reply
2:18 RIP Sabine
A tanning sal-on? I’ve no idea...Richard, what’s that?
Clarksons face at 6:16=LOL
And its the NEWWWWWWWSSSS
love that sirrocco
Will we ever find out what he saw at 1:49 ?
google tailpipe man
*googles* "OH GOD!"
Oh God
o god
AntonyPancake noice
0:44-0:56, that's a brilliant bit.
That's what I use as an example when someone says something really stupid, I'll say "that's like saying I know who won the Grand Prix, it was a man."
"Are you presenting Top Gear, or writing a letter to the Daily Telegraph?!" XD
Is there a site somewhere that has all the images that Jeremy found on the internet? I'm sure people would love to see what they were.
That lovely chick from the tanning salon behind Hammond is ❤️❤️❤️
1:15 that saz
1:29 omg, the transcriber actually managed to do a sentence correctly..! I bet the money invested in that program is starting to pay off! :)
That's Danica Patrick for you guys, if you were wondering.
I thought she crashed before she made the list
You know that you are old when scirocco was new
The Dacia Sandero xD
this is a really good episode :D
5:50-6:05 makes me laugh so hard and so many times
The first seconds oooooooooh
I'm really curious now; what is all this stuff Jezza's finding on the Internet?
Near East Anglia
Look up "tail pipe guy"... that's the photo jeremy found on the web
it was on THE GOOD NEWS WEEK XD
did VW steal the stig when they designed the Sirocco?
great news! *W H A T*!!!!
greats news!!! cracks me up! ahaha
Even though this is old footage, England turned into the US